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Ffw 200 yrs Anonymous 05/24/23(Wed)18:34:32 No.899814455 >be Irish factory worker in early 1800s New Jersey >Work 12 hours a day every day since I was 10 >Live in s----- one room apartment whole life >Barely make enough to survive >Be black slave in early 1800s Virginia >Work 12 hours a day every day since I was 10 >Live in s----- one room shack whole life >Barely get enough food to survive >Be great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-grandson of slave >AYE YO WHERE MAH REPARATIONS AT MAH ANCESTORS BE BUSTIN THEY ASS FO YO ANCESTORS MAKIN YALL WHITE N----- RICH WHEN WE GONE GET PAAAAIIIIIID
Ffw 200 yrs Anonymous 05/24/23(Wed)18:34:32 No.899814455 >be Irish factory worker in early 1800s New Jersey >Work 12 hours a day every day since I was 10 >Live in s----- one room apartment whole life >Barely make enough to survive >Be black slave in early 1800s Virginia >Work 12 hours a day every day since I was 10 >Live in s----- one room shack whole life >Barely get enough food to survive >Be great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-grandson of slave >AYE YO WHERE MAH REPARATIONS AT MAH ANCESTORS BE BUSTIN THEY ASS FO YO ANCESTORS MAKIN YALL WHITE N----- RICH WHEN WE GONE GET PAAAAIIIIIID

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File: chainsaw man.jpg (100 KB, 1627x915) VAN 12. Dominik 7 42 ķwwţil: 1- The22194 A ZAANLİLH² PF 31:22 7 Anonymous 05/24/23(Wed)08:21:47 No.252912389 ▶ ok groomer Anonymous 05/24/23(Wed)09:44:20 No.252913869 ▶ >>252914047 >>252914093 >>252914100 >>252914125 >>252914134>>252914294 >>252914315>>252914527 >>252914536 >>252914582 >>252914605>>252914643 >>252914670 >>252914680 >>252914780 >>252914811 >>252915009 >>252915019 >>252915216 >>252915260 >>252915280 >>252915315 >>252916087 >>252916275>>252916436 >>252916516 >>252916539 >>252916565>>252916569 >>252916574>>252916659 >>252916737 >>252916787 >>252916802 >>252916842 >>252916974>>252917020 >>252917066 >>252917095 >>252917156 >>252917166 >>252917201 >>252917265 >>252917325>>252917490 >>252917497 >>252917507 >>252918071 >>252918109 >>252918460 >>252918543 >>252918601 >>252918806 >>252919082 >>252919137 >>252919328 >>252919382 >>252919432 >>252919448 >>252919457 >>252919510 >>252919544 >>252919551 >>252919576 >>252919615 >>252919616 >>252919650 >>252919702 >>252919759 >>252919779 >>252919804 >>252919882 >>252919944 >>252919980 >>252920003 >>252920030 >>252920106 >>252920276 >>252920335>>252920347 >>252920412 >>252920415>>252920494 >>252920535>>252920577 >>252920610 >>252920647 >>252920712 >>252921030 >>252921081 >>252921110 >>252921138 >>252921146 >>252921257 >>252921392 >>252921415 >>252922113 >>252922329 >>252922635 >>252922833 >>252923296 >>252923418 >>252923492 >>252923792 >>252924120 >>252924150 >>252925598 >>252925778 >>252925795>>252925980 >>252926106 >>252926146 >>252926234>>252926278 >>252926350 >>252926563 >>252926620 >>252926624 >>252926689>>252926756 >>252926764>>252926876 >>252926911 >>252926918 >>252926925>>252927034>>252927073 >>252927110 >>252927127 >>252927301 >>252927310 >>252927461 >>252927677 >>252928003 >>252928114 >>252928431 >>252928442 >>252928498 >>252928709 >>252928848 >>252928958 >>252929393 >>252929964 >>252930095 >>252930514 >>252930728 >>252930740 >>252930886 >>252930911 >>252931013 >>252931111 >>252931128 >>252931382 >>252931493 >>252911908 losing your virginity to the office slut is like eating the last balloon at a wedding as in, only have you in if only one Anonymous 05/24/23(Wed)07:55:42 No.252911844>>252911908 >>252914188 >>252914377 >>252916077 >>252919346 >>252919475 >>252920429 >>252921191 W--? >> Anonymous 05/24/23(Wed)07:58:52 No.252911908 >>252913869 >>252913951 >>252914028 File: 06467EB6-9CF5-49FC-84A4-5(...).jpg (599 KB, 2730x4096) >>252913869 >The most sane CSM fan >>252913869 brother what >>252913869 at last I truly see ww, VK, CE IN C Anonymous 05/24/23(Wed)09:58:27 No.252914093 ► Anonymous 05/24/23(Wed)11:20:41 No.252915260 ▶ File: doomer Zoomer.png (802 KB, 720x720) >>252911844 (OP) Denji could've got laid. He f----- up bad. Anonymous 05/24/23(Wed)10:44:57 No.252914811 ▶ File: 1674008914715180.jpg (29 KB, 680x504) Anonymous 05/24/23(Wed)15:15:48 No.252919432 Anonymous 05/24/23 (Wed)12:57:35 No.252916842 ▶ e: b81.png (264 KB, 474x377) File: 1495908995260.jpg (78 KB, 1280x720) >>252913869 Anonymous 05/24/23 (Wed)18:43:30 No.252926278 ▶ >>252913869 >only have you in if only one He is speaking the language of gods. >>252913869 Anonymous 05/24/23(Wed)15:59:10 No.252920412 ► Anonymous 05/24/23(Wed)09:55:23 No.252914047 e: 1266667790002282.jpg (134 KB, 1234x521) >>252913869 This is a certified 4chan moment ? S >>252913869 Never have I seen a sentiment conveyed through nonsense with such clarity before. A true modern poet. Anonymous 05/24/23(Wed)11:33:23 No.252915435 ▶ >>252916020 >>252916057 >>252926173 I just want to know who in the hell eats balloons Anonymous 05/24/23(Wed)15:20:59 No.252919551 ▶ e: 1683274551527799.jpg (22 KB, 800x450) Anonymous 05/24/23(Wed)15:27:55 No.252919702 ▶ File: 1235316161e7427.png (161 KB, 774x788) >>252913869 ESLkun. >>252913869 >losing your virginity to the office slut is like eating the last balloon at a wedding as in, only have you in if only one Anonymous 05/24/23(Wed)12:47:49 N File: file.png (178 KB, 404x489) Anonymous 05/24/23(Wed)19:13:15 No.252927301 ► File: it's so over.png (816 KB, 1121x673) >>252913869 My sides >>252913869 Anonymous 05/24/23(Wed)16:26:01 No.252921146 ► 4148bc178917d22bf0a75c7d3(...).png (2.97 MB, 2508x3541) >t. Anonymous 05/24/23(Wed)18:51:26 No.252926563 ▶ File: 1628025425644.png (86 KB, 250x250) Anonymous 05/24/23(Wed)15:56:05 No.252920335 ▶ >>252920351 File: 1681220115757034.jpg (95 KB, 1200x1200) Anonymous 05/24/23(Wed)15:30:34 No.252919759 ▶ File: 1667874544032923.png (42 KB, 289x256) >>252913869 >>252913869 Holy f--- I missed these kind of posts. Thanks anon. >>252913869 This feels like an eldritch being is trying to communicate and spread its wisdom on thots. Anonymous 05/24/23 (Wed)13:25:28 No.252917325 ► File: i kneel.jpg (86 KB, 405x720) Anonymous 05/24/23 (Wed)10:33:58 No.252914670▶ File: 1683785740614529.jpg (30 KB, 567x496) >>252913869 Anon bravely dying of a stroke to shitpost one last time. >>252913869 my f------ sides best post all day i kneel Comprar k9125in10°H ZAICHE 1=XXXXX >>252913869 Damn, this post really mindbroken everyone "PRETEND" ? Anonymous ULGAZJ|MYCc||_ A2:16 46.2021 20224 1 1:4UNLA 129 (1– AD, TANGA) >>252913869 beautiful *forced smile NPT 3963 Anonymous 05/24/23(Wed)19:06:55 No. 252927073 File: 1616620564086.png (506 KB, 709x708) Anonymous 2024/234; 0:34:20 Þ> 2527 4000 » Hat 1814- ZAHRPOOJre2 4,8 se I-I DON'T KNOW! JUST... PRETEND TO BE RETARDED OR SOMETHING! SONDAL IN It's because that man's arguments are so right that they leave no room for debate. Anonymous 05/24/23(Wed)17:24:07 No.252923296 ▶ File: 1682955308164217.jpg (85 KB, 415x375) Anonymous 05/24/23 (Wed)12:41:19 No.252916516 ▶ File: 1679679759269336.jpg (9 KB, 302x225) >>252913869 Are you allright anon? OH. I HATE THIS Anonymous 05/24/23(Wed)17:26:44 No.252923418 ▶ File: Interrogation_mark.jpg (266 KB, 659x932) >>252913869 >>252913869 Confused reaction image farmpost >>252913869 >thread doesnt eat their balloons at a wedding i am extreme dissapoint Anonymous 05/24/23(Wed)16:06:02 No.252920577 >>252920932 Anonymous 05/24/23(Wed)17:36:25 No.252923792 ► File: 1680879053748926.jpg (87 KB, 644x954) >>252913869 Funniest s--- i've all week Anonymous 05/24/23(Wed)16:02:20 No. File: 1647832313112.png (236 KB, 405x560) >>252913869 We got it all wrong. Anonymous 05/24/23(Wed)12:55:51 No.252916802 ▶ File: 1676938237963971.jpg (285 KB, 1711x1108) >>252913869 put me in the screenie weenie
File: chainsaw man.jpg (100 KB, 1627x915) VAN 12. Dominik 7 42 ķwwţil: 1- The22194 A ZAANLİLH² PF 31:22 7 Anonymous 05/24/23(Wed)08:21:47 No.252912389 ▶ ok groomer Anonymous 05/24/23(Wed)09:44:20 No.252913869 ▶ >>252914047 >>252914093 >>252914100 >>252914125 >>252914134>>252914294 >>252914315>>252914527 >>252914536 >>252914582 >>252914605>>252914643 >>252914670 >>252914680 >>252914780 >>252914811 >>252915009 >>252915019 >>252915216 >>252915260 >>252915280 >>252915315 >>252916087 >>252916275>>252916436 >>252916516 >>252916539 >>252916565>>252916569 >>252916574>>252916659 >>252916737 >>252916787 >>252916802 >>252916842 >>252916974>>252917020 >>252917066 >>252917095 >>252917156 >>252917166 >>252917201 >>252917265 >>252917325>>252917490 >>252917497 >>252917507 >>252918071 >>252918109 >>252918460 >>252918543 >>252918601 >>252918806 >>252919082 >>252919137 >>252919328 >>252919382 >>252919432 >>252919448 >>252919457 >>252919510 >>252919544 >>252919551 >>252919576 >>252919615 >>252919616 >>252919650 >>252919702 >>252919759 >>252919779 >>252919804 >>252919882 >>252919944 >>252919980 >>252920003 >>252920030 >>252920106 >>252920276 >>252920335>>252920347 >>252920412 >>252920415>>252920494 >>252920535>>252920577 >>252920610 >>252920647 >>252920712 >>252921030 >>252921081 >>252921110 >>252921138 >>252921146 >>252921257 >>252921392 >>252921415 >>252922113 >>252922329 >>252922635 >>252922833 >>252923296 >>252923418 >>252923492 >>252923792 >>252924120 >>252924150 >>252925598 >>252925778 >>252925795>>252925980 >>252926106 >>252926146 >>252926234>>252926278 >>252926350 >>252926563 >>252926620 >>252926624 >>252926689>>252926756 >>252926764>>252926876 >>252926911 >>252926918 >>252926925>>252927034>>252927073 >>252927110 >>252927127 >>252927301 >>252927310 >>252927461 >>252927677 >>252928003 >>252928114 >>252928431 >>252928442 >>252928498 >>252928709 >>252928848 >>252928958 >>252929393 >>252929964 >>252930095 >>252930514 >>252930728 >>252930740 >>252930886 >>252930911 >>252931013 >>252931111 >>252931128 >>252931382 >>252931493 >>252911908 losing your virginity to the office slut is like eating the last balloon at a wedding as in, only have you in if only one Anonymous 05/24/23(Wed)07:55:42 No.252911844>>252911908 >>252914188 >>252914377 >>252916077 >>252919346 >>252919475 >>252920429 >>252921191 W--? >> Anonymous 05/24/23(Wed)07:58:52 No.252911908 >>252913869 >>252913951 >>252914028 File: 06467EB6-9CF5-49FC-84A4-5(...).jpg (599 KB, 2730x4096) >>252913869 >The most sane CSM fan >>252913869 brother what >>252913869 at last I truly see ww, VK, CE IN C Anonymous 05/24/23(Wed)09:58:27 No.252914093 ► Anonymous 05/24/23(Wed)11:20:41 No.252915260 ▶ File: doomer Zoomer.png (802 KB, 720x720) >>252911844 (OP) Denji could've got laid. He f----- up bad. Anonymous 05/24/23(Wed)10:44:57 No.252914811 ▶ File: 1674008914715180.jpg (29 KB, 680x504) Anonymous 05/24/23(Wed)15:15:48 No.252919432 Anonymous 05/24/23 (Wed)12:57:35 No.252916842 ▶ e: b81.png (264 KB, 474x377) File: 1495908995260.jpg (78 KB, 1280x720) >>252913869 Anonymous 05/24/23 (Wed)18:43:30 No.252926278 ▶ >>252913869 >only have you in if only one He is speaking the language of gods. >>252913869 Anonymous 05/24/23(Wed)15:59:10 No.252920412 ► Anonymous 05/24/23(Wed)09:55:23 No.252914047 e: 1266667790002282.jpg (134 KB, 1234x521) >>252913869 This is a certified 4chan moment ? S >>252913869 Never have I seen a sentiment conveyed through nonsense with such clarity before. A true modern poet. Anonymous 05/24/23(Wed)11:33:23 No.252915435 ▶ >>252916020 >>252916057 >>252926173 I just want to know who in the hell eats balloons Anonymous 05/24/23(Wed)15:20:59 No.252919551 ▶ e: 1683274551527799.jpg (22 KB, 800x450) Anonymous 05/24/23(Wed)15:27:55 No.252919702 ▶ File: 1235316161e7427.png (161 KB, 774x788) >>252913869 ESLkun. >>252913869 >losing your virginity to the office slut is like eating the last balloon at a wedding as in, only have you in if only one Anonymous 05/24/23(Wed)12:47:49 N File: file.png (178 KB, 404x489) Anonymous 05/24/23(Wed)19:13:15 No.252927301 ► File: it's so over.png (816 KB, 1121x673) >>252913869 My sides >>252913869 Anonymous 05/24/23(Wed)16:26:01 No.252921146 ► 4148bc178917d22bf0a75c7d3(...).png (2.97 MB, 2508x3541) >t. Anonymous 05/24/23(Wed)18:51:26 No.252926563 ▶ File: 1628025425644.png (86 KB, 250x250) Anonymous 05/24/23(Wed)15:56:05 No.252920335 ▶ >>252920351 File: 1681220115757034.jpg (95 KB, 1200x1200) Anonymous 05/24/23(Wed)15:30:34 No.252919759 ▶ File: 1667874544032923.png (42 KB, 289x256) >>252913869 >>252913869 Holy f--- I missed these kind of posts. Thanks anon. >>252913869 This feels like an eldritch being is trying to communicate and spread its wisdom on thots. Anonymous 05/24/23 (Wed)13:25:28 No.252917325 ► File: i kneel.jpg (86 KB, 405x720) Anonymous 05/24/23 (Wed)10:33:58 No.252914670▶ File: 1683785740614529.jpg (30 KB, 567x496) >>252913869 Anon bravely dying of a stroke to shitpost one last time. >>252913869 my f------ sides best post all day i kneel Comprar k9125in10°H ZAICHE 1=XXXXX >>252913869 Damn, this post really mindbroken everyone "PRETEND" ? Anonymous ULGAZJ|MYCc||_ A2:16 46.2021 20224 1 1:4UNLA 129 (1– AD, TANGA) >>252913869 beautiful *forced smile NPT 3963 Anonymous 05/24/23(Wed)19:06:55 No. 252927073 File: 1616620564086.png (506 KB, 709x708) Anonymous 2024/234; 0:34:20 Þ> 2527 4000 » Hat 1814- ZAHRPOOJre2 4,8 se I-I DON'T KNOW! JUST... PRETEND TO BE RETARDED OR SOMETHING! SONDAL IN It's because that man's arguments are so right that they leave no room for debate. Anonymous 05/24/23(Wed)17:24:07 No.252923296 ▶ File: 1682955308164217.jpg (85 KB, 415x375) Anonymous 05/24/23 (Wed)12:41:19 No.252916516 ▶ File: 1679679759269336.jpg (9 KB, 302x225) >>252913869 Are you allright anon? OH. I HATE THIS Anonymous 05/24/23(Wed)17:26:44 No.252923418 ▶ File: Interrogation_mark.jpg (266 KB, 659x932) >>252913869 >>252913869 Confused reaction image farmpost >>252913869 >thread doesnt eat their balloons at a wedding i am extreme dissapoint Anonymous 05/24/23(Wed)16:06:02 No.252920577 >>252920932 Anonymous 05/24/23(Wed)17:36:25 No.252923792 ► File: 1680879053748926.jpg (87 KB, 644x954) >>252913869 Funniest s--- i've all week Anonymous 05/24/23(Wed)16:02:20 No. File: 1647832313112.png (236 KB, 405x560) >>252913869 We got it all wrong. Anonymous 05/24/23(Wed)12:55:51 No.252916802 ▶ File: 1676938237963971.jpg (285 KB, 1711x1108) >>252913869 put me in the screenie weenie

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Anon asks for advice | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 174 KB PNG 05/22/23 (Mon)18:43:20 No.73412900 Fembots (actual females only) What are some telltale signs you want a dude to ask you on a date or whatever
: Anonymous 174 KB PNG 05/22/23 (Mon)18:43:20 No.73412900 Fembots (actual females only) What are some telltale signs you want a dude to ask you on a date or whatever

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anon is in a relationship | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 05/25/23(Thu)01:36:40 No.899807961 >be me 21 >living with fiance who id been dating for about a year >think she was 40 but find her passport and it turns out shes actually 48 >says she lied because she loved me too much to risk me not dating her >she also lied about being on the pill when she was actually infertile in case i wanted kids What am i in for marrying her? 15 KB JPG She says im saving her from dying alone and can never leave her even if i stop liking her Shes fat and has no children btw She pays for everything 05/25/23(Thu)01:40:20 No.899808118 : Anonymous >>899807961 (OP) # It's gonna be great. No red flags at all. Do it.
: Anonymous 05/25/23(Thu)01:36:40 No.899807961 >be me 21 >living with fiance who id been dating for about a year >think she was 40 but find her passport and it turns out shes actually 48 >says she lied because she loved me too much to risk me not dating her >she also lied about being on the pill when she was actually infertile in case i wanted kids What am i in for marrying her? 15 KB JPG She says im saving her from dying alone and can never leave her even if i stop liking her Shes fat and has no children btw She pays for everything 05/25/23(Thu)01:40:20 No.899808118 : Anonymous >>899807961 (OP) # It's gonna be great. No red flags at all. Do it.

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Don’t go outside | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 72381994 JPG 18.3 kB 2 hours ago >go outside >see a brown person >day ruined D
Anonymous 72381994 JPG 18.3 kB 2 hours ago >go outside >see a brown person >day ruined D

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Anon gets cut in line | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous (ID: FRbsyymU 20 KB JPG 04/21/22(Thu)02:00:06 No.15015462 >Waiting in line >Big black guy cuts you in line >You say "Excuse me sir I was here first." >He ignores you >"Sir I was here-" >He turns around and says "F--- off f-----" then ignores you again. What do you do next?
: Anonymous (ID: FRbsyymU 20 KB JPG 04/21/22(Thu)02:00:06 No.15015462 >Waiting in line >Big black guy cuts you in line >You say "Excuse me sir I was here first." >He ignores you >"Sir I was here-" >He turns around and says "F--- off f-----" then ignores you again. What do you do next?

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Anon reports a crime | /r/Greentext

File: Screenshot 2023-05-24 184504.png (69 KB, 506x759) Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez → @AOC . Follow 6 Why don't you go ahead and tell people what happened to the parties after that, Ted Ted Cruz✔ @tedcruz Nonsense. That shameful filibuster was led by Democrats-your party. My party-the Republicans-proudly voted for the Civil Rights Act in much higher percentages than the racist Dems. 2:06 PM - May 23, 2023 50.2K Cruz obliged her: Reply ↑ Share Read 9.2K replies Ted Cruz. May 23, 2023 @tedcruz. Follow 1/x Sure. - First, the Dem party founded the KKK. - Then the Dem party wrote Jim Crow laws. - Then the Dem party filibustered the Civil Rights Act. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC Why don't you go ahead and tell people what happened to the parties after that, Ted □ Anonymous (ID: (loaU+x81) 05/24/23 (Wed)13:47:13 No.428192183 ► >>428192298 >>428192383 >>428192396 >>42 >>428193436 >>428193476 >>428193719 >>428193722 >>428194362 >>428194960 AOC BRUTALLY R---- BY REPUBLICAN >AOC BRUTALLY R---- BY REPUBLICAN AOC BRUTALLY R---- BY REPUBLICAN >AOC BRUTALLY R---- BY REPUBLICAN AOC BRUTALLY R---- BY REPUBLICAN >AOC BRUTALLY R---- BY REPUBLICAN on twitter https://www.zerohedge.com/political/ted-cruz-educates-aoc-democrats-racist-past-and-present-musk-piles
File: Screenshot 2023-05-24 184504.png (69 KB, 506x759) Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez → @AOC . Follow 6 Why don't you go ahead and tell people what happened to the parties after that, Ted Ted Cruz✔ @tedcruz Nonsense. That shameful filibuster was led by Democrats-your party. My party-the Republicans-proudly voted for the Civil Rights Act in much higher percentages than the racist Dems. 2:06 PM - May 23, 2023 50.2K Cruz obliged her: Reply ↑ Share Read 9.2K replies Ted Cruz. May 23, 2023 @tedcruz. Follow 1/x Sure. - First, the Dem party founded the KKK. - Then the Dem party wrote Jim Crow laws. - Then the Dem party filibustered the Civil Rights Act. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC Why don't you go ahead and tell people what happened to the parties after that, Ted □ Anonymous (ID: (loaU+x81) 05/24/23 (Wed)13:47:13 No.428192183 ► >>428192298 >>428192383 >>428192396 >>42 >>428193436 >>428193476 >>428193719 >>428193722 >>428194362 >>428194960 AOC BRUTALLY R---- BY REPUBLICAN >AOC BRUTALLY R---- BY REPUBLICAN AOC BRUTALLY R---- BY REPUBLICAN >AOC BRUTALLY R---- BY REPUBLICAN AOC BRUTALLY R---- BY REPUBLICAN >AOC BRUTALLY R---- BY REPUBLICAN on twitter https://www.zerohedge.com/political/ted-cruz-educates-aoc-democrats-racist-past-and-present-musk-piles

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Anon goes to Quora. | /r/Greentext

File: Quora_logo_2015.svg.png (35 KB, 1200x334) Quora >Your question has been merged with "Why do some countries drive on the left?" >w-- thats not what I asked.png >> Anonymous 05/22/23 (Mon)21:05:23 No.73417521 >>73419266 >why do subway stations exist >well first look at this photo >Ask question on Quora >"How do roads between left-side driving countries merge with right-side driving ones?" >Top voted answer from some Chinese guy in a suit: "I think you are asking the wrong question! What the real question you seem to be looking to ask is "why is the USA such a mean stupid dodoo head and not as great as China! Well here is my 78 paragraph answer!"" >All responses are from Indians explaining why India is actually the best country. >None of the above can manage English to save their f------ life. F--- quora, this place is actually worse than reddit. >>73418082 >>73418203 >>73418467 >>73418511 >>73419141 □ Anonymous 05/22/23(Mon)21:07:35 No.73417547
File: Quora_logo_2015.svg.png (35 KB, 1200x334) Quora >Your question has been merged with "Why do some countries drive on the left?" >w-- thats not what I asked.png >> Anonymous 05/22/23 (Mon)21:05:23 No.73417521 >>73419266 >why do subway stations exist >well first look at this photo >Ask question on Quora >"How do roads between left-side driving countries merge with right-side driving ones?" >Top voted answer from some Chinese guy in a suit: "I think you are asking the wrong question! What the real question you seem to be looking to ask is "why is the USA such a mean stupid dodoo head and not as great as China! Well here is my 78 paragraph answer!"" >All responses are from Indians explaining why India is actually the best country. >None of the above can manage English to save their f------ life. F--- quora, this place is actually worse than reddit. >>73418082 >>73418203 >>73418467 >>73418511 >>73419141 □ Anonymous 05/22/23(Mon)21:07:35 No.73417547

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Anon is a wanted criminal | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: ElipGYmK) 02/23/13(Sat)00:24:52 No.460629401 Replies: >>460634408 File: 1361597092706.png-(63 KB, 273x343, yeees.png) >be at bar, having a few beers >soon >closing hours >only one guy left in the bar aside from me >guy goes to bathroom >my moment of greatness has come >enter bathroom >guy is about to take a piss >I pull down my pants (and underpants) >guy hasn't noticed yet >I start dancing, shaking my hips wildly, tongue out of my mouth >guy suddenly sees me >"the f--- your doing you f------ weirdo!?" >the helicopter >he's trapped, still pissing and he's all mine >*come jiggle with me" I says >guy is trying to piss faster, he wants to escape >"Jiggly! Do the jiggle!" I scream as I run towards him, d--- flailing wildly >the horror on his face >I kick his legs away under him, he falls on his ass, piss everywhere >the climax >I swing my d--- in a precision move, moving my hips to get that extra momentum >it hits him in the face, also on the lips "if you don't jiggle then you get the dickle!" I scream at the top of my lungs >I pull up my pants and run out the bar
Anonymous (ID: ElipGYmK) 02/23/13(Sat)00:24:52 No.460629401 Replies: >>460634408 File: 1361597092706.png-(63 KB, 273x343, yeees.png) >be at bar, having a few beers >soon >closing hours >only one guy left in the bar aside from me >guy goes to bathroom >my moment of greatness has come >enter bathroom >guy is about to take a piss >I pull down my pants (and underpants) >guy hasn't noticed yet >I start dancing, shaking my hips wildly, tongue out of my mouth >guy suddenly sees me >"the f--- your doing you f------ weirdo!?" >the helicopter >he's trapped, still pissing and he's all mine >*come jiggle with me" I says >guy is trying to piss faster, he wants to escape >"Jiggly! Do the jiggle!" I scream as I run towards him, d--- flailing wildly >the horror on his face >I kick his legs away under him, he falls on his ass, piss everywhere >the climax >I swing my d--- in a precision move, moving my hips to get that extra momentum >it hits him in the face, also on the lips "if you don't jiggle then you get the dickle!" I scream at the top of my lungs >I pull up my pants and run out the bar

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Anon watches Shrek 2 | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 06/22/22(Wed)16:27:55 No.69136647 356 KB PNG >be me >about to enjoy a night watching Shrek 2 (2004) >got my popcorn >sitting in my chair with a blanket >the deer man starts speaking loudly in the voice of my deceased mother outside, trying to lure me outside I just wanted to relax
Anonymous 06/22/22(Wed)16:27:55 No.69136647 356 KB PNG >be me >about to enjoy a night watching Shrek 2 (2004) >got my popcorn >sitting in my chair with a blanket >the deer man starts speaking loudly in the voice of my deceased mother outside, trying to lure me outside I just wanted to relax

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Anon downloads CP | /r/Greentext

File: EGS Cyberpunk 2077 CDPROJE(...).jpg (696 KB, 2560x1440) Суветерник Anonymous 05/24/23 (Wed)13:31:49 No.638157453638 >>638157595 >>638157602 >>638158035 >>638158053 >>638158094 >>638158 >>638158763 >>638158848 >>638158975 >>638162336 I'm downloading CP right now, what am I in for? Anonymous 05/24/23 (Wed)13:32:35 No.638157485 ► File: 1677076716120582.jpg (42 KB, 680x379) >>638157453 (OP). Anonymous 05/24/23 (Wed)13:32:40 No.638157491 ► >>638157453 (OP). What the f--- anon that's illegial Anonymous 05/24/23(Wed)13:33:49 No.638157542 File: 1684924427219.jpg (356 KB, 1964x1877) >>638157453 (OP). Share the video footage of this CP game with us >> Anonymous 05/24/23 (Wed)13:34:03 No.638157557 >> Anonymous 05/24/23 (Wed)13:34:50 No.638157595 ► >> Anonymous 05/24/23(Wed)13:34:55 No.638157602 >> Anonymous 05/24/23 (Wed)13:38:52 No.638157810 ► Anonymous 05/24/23(Wed)13:41:09 No.638157913 ► File: 1676991266532960.jpg (155 KB, 843x607) >> >>638157595 jesus christ this took me a while Anonymous 05/24/23(Wed)13:42:08 No.638157964 File: 1668503713068431.jpg (25 KB, 600x482) >>638157595
File: EGS Cyberpunk 2077 CDPROJE(...).jpg (696 KB, 2560x1440) Суветерник Anonymous 05/24/23 (Wed)13:31:49 No.638157453638 >>638157595 >>638157602 >>638158035 >>638158053 >>638158094 >>638158 >>638158763 >>638158848 >>638158975 >>638162336 I'm downloading CP right now, what am I in for? Anonymous 05/24/23 (Wed)13:32:35 No.638157485 ► File: 1677076716120582.jpg (42 KB, 680x379) >>638157453 (OP). Anonymous 05/24/23 (Wed)13:32:40 No.638157491 ► >>638157453 (OP). What the f--- anon that's illegial Anonymous 05/24/23(Wed)13:33:49 No.638157542 File: 1684924427219.jpg (356 KB, 1964x1877) >>638157453 (OP). Share the video footage of this CP game with us >> Anonymous 05/24/23 (Wed)13:34:03 No.638157557 >> Anonymous 05/24/23 (Wed)13:34:50 No.638157595 ► >> Anonymous 05/24/23(Wed)13:34:55 No.638157602 >> Anonymous 05/24/23 (Wed)13:38:52 No.638157810 ► Anonymous 05/24/23(Wed)13:41:09 No.638157913 ► File: 1676991266532960.jpg (155 KB, 843x607) >> >>638157595 jesus christ this took me a while Anonymous 05/24/23(Wed)13:42:08 No.638157964 File: 1668503713068431.jpg (25 KB, 600x482) >>638157595

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anon has some demons | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 05/21/23(Sun)11:25:04 No.637862415 424 KB JPG >be me 24m >goes to a friend's house >play vidya >friend says "oh yeah I bought the new Zelda game" >remember I played BotW on Wii U back when it came out and stopped playing for no particular reason >friend says he has BotW and he can lend me the game if I wanna play again >boot up my switch >start playing >wow that thing came out in 2017 and it still looks beautiful >about 2 hours in I hear some frantic piano music and see that big robot thing crawling towards me >instantly get war flashbacks and start having a panic attack >drop the switch on the ground and start sweating like crazy >suddenly remember I have arachnophobia and the sight of these things made me stop the game >run out of the house and drive back home >spend the last week not responding to my friend when he calls and texts I'm scared of going back there, what if the game is still open when I go get my switch back? I'm still shaking even after a week someone help me
: Anonymous 05/21/23(Sun)11:25:04 No.637862415 424 KB JPG >be me 24m >goes to a friend's house >play vidya >friend says "oh yeah I bought the new Zelda game" >remember I played BotW on Wii U back when it came out and stopped playing for no particular reason >friend says he has BotW and he can lend me the game if I wanna play again >boot up my switch >start playing >wow that thing came out in 2017 and it still looks beautiful >about 2 hours in I hear some frantic piano music and see that big robot thing crawling towards me >instantly get war flashbacks and start having a panic attack >drop the switch on the ground and start sweating like crazy >suddenly remember I have arachnophobia and the sight of these things made me stop the game >run out of the house and drive back home >spend the last week not responding to my friend when he calls and texts I'm scared of going back there, what if the game is still open when I go get my switch back? I'm still shaking even after a week someone help me

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anon escapes the cartel | /r/Greentext

Anonymous TRICKY 55 TRIENS 43 KB JPG 05/24/23 (Wed)14:31:14 No.73432223 >walk into chickfila in a rich white neighborhood and 5 10/10 college chick's walk in behind me >get in line and one of them asks me if I know a girl that works at a hotel nearby >say no >couple seconds goes by >she says that she looks like me and is really cute, asks if I wanna see her >say not right now >asks if I want her snap instead, say sure >they look at their phone for a bit then say they don't have her number and if I would want her number instead >uhh sure >couple seconds goes by and she asks if I have a girlfriend, say no >line moves up and they start ordering and I do too >say the name for my order and go sit down, they sit across from me get my food and walk to the door, >as I'm leaving she yells my name a couple times >I ignore it and just walk out they were gonna kill me right? nobody just walks up and asks if you know someone that works at a hotel, did I just escape some cartel organ farming plot? they all got a good look at me so I've been hiding at home for a couple days pic unrelated
Anonymous TRICKY 55 TRIENS 43 KB JPG 05/24/23 (Wed)14:31:14 No.73432223 >walk into chickfila in a rich white neighborhood and 5 10/10 college chick's walk in behind me >get in line and one of them asks me if I know a girl that works at a hotel nearby >say no >couple seconds goes by >she says that she looks like me and is really cute, asks if I wanna see her >say not right now >asks if I want her snap instead, say sure >they look at their phone for a bit then say they don't have her number and if I would want her number instead >uhh sure >couple seconds goes by and she asks if I have a girlfriend, say no >line moves up and they start ordering and I do too >say the name for my order and go sit down, they sit across from me get my food and walk to the door, >as I'm leaving she yells my name a couple times >I ignore it and just walk out they were gonna kill me right? nobody just walks up and asks if you know someone that works at a hotel, did I just escape some cartel organ farming plot? they all got a good look at me so I've been hiding at home for a couple days pic unrelated

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Anon is a amateur sommelier | /r/Greentext

Red wine sucks balls 44 KB PNG > be me > having a causal night out with some of my friends > there is this new guy who just started to hang out with us a couple of weeks ago > enjoying some beers and f--- around > the new guy is drinking red wine > suddenly the f----- raise his glass to his ear > he is f------ listening to the wine > burst of laughing > he says its what sommelier does to see the quality of the wine > we make fun of him > he leaves and never seen him since Is this something people do? No wonders this country goes down the s------.
Red wine sucks balls 44 KB PNG > be me > having a causal night out with some of my friends > there is this new guy who just started to hang out with us a couple of weeks ago > enjoying some beers and f--- around > the new guy is drinking red wine > suddenly the f----- raise his glass to his ear > he is f------ listening to the wine > burst of laughing > he says its what sommelier does to see the quality of the wine > we make fun of him > he leaves and never seen him since Is this something people do? No wonders this country goes down the s------.

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Anon and his sister is in a sticky situation | /r/Greentext

05/24/23(Wed)04:37:32 No.73429670 My sister and I (21 and 18 respectively) just got kicked out a month ago. We had no savings due to being in school so we needed to act fast. My sister decided to become a stripper to make ends meet and wound up meeting this old dude. He took pity on our situation and decided to let us live with him. Thing is holy f------ S--- this guy is the creepiest m------------ simp I've ever met though. He keeps calling her "little girl" and getting just alarmingly handsy even in my presence so i just never leave them alone. The only reason why he hasn't tried to full on have sex with her is because he knows I'll clock him in the jaw if tries. When she's around him though she can basically ask for anything and he'll give it. Two days ago he sold his dad's house giving him 500k and she's already made 10k off of him by just simply asking, I saw the entire f------ thing, she didn't even try to finesse him she just bluntly asked for it. Any pointers on how to squeeze as much money out of desperate simps as possible? Anonymous 72 KB PNG
05/24/23(Wed)04:37:32 No.73429670 My sister and I (21 and 18 respectively) just got kicked out a month ago. We had no savings due to being in school so we needed to act fast. My sister decided to become a stripper to make ends meet and wound up meeting this old dude. He took pity on our situation and decided to let us live with him. Thing is holy f------ S--- this guy is the creepiest m------------ simp I've ever met though. He keeps calling her "little girl" and getting just alarmingly handsy even in my presence so i just never leave them alone. The only reason why he hasn't tried to full on have sex with her is because he knows I'll clock him in the jaw if tries. When she's around him though she can basically ask for anything and he'll give it. Two days ago he sold his dad's house giving him 500k and she's already made 10k off of him by just simply asking, I saw the entire f------ thing, she didn't even try to finesse him she just bluntly asked for it. Any pointers on how to squeeze as much money out of desperate simps as possible? Anonymous 72 KB PNG

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Anon uses his dad account | /r/Greentext

Anonymous I just ruined my life 187 KB PNG 05/24/23 (Wed)07:49:41 No.73431063 >Be me >Not american >Hopeless coomer >Order onahole from amazon.com in my computer >Had to add my card again for some reason, don't think much of it >After checking out, I don't get an email >Check account from my phone, it's not there >Go back to my computer, order is there >Purchase wasn't made from my account >I bought an onahole in my dad's account I'm going to kill myself
Anonymous I just ruined my life 187 KB PNG 05/24/23 (Wed)07:49:41 No.73431063 >Be me >Not american >Hopeless coomer >Order onahole from amazon.com in my computer >Had to add my card again for some reason, don't think much of it >After checking out, I don't get an email >Check account from my phone, it's not there >Go back to my computer, order is there >Purchase wasn't made from my account >I bought an onahole in my dad's account I'm going to kill myself

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Anon is in a bus | /r/Greentext

MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN Anonymous 05/23/23(Tue)22:00:51 No.899776553 [Reply] >Be me >Proud Trump Supporter riding the bus to another rally in Houston >Some f-- with pink hair and a blue hat gets on, obviously a lefty libtard >I point to my hat, he looks away Haha dumb liberals are so triggered >I watch him closely, he tries to ignore me > "Let's go Brandon" >He rolls his eyes at me Haha dumb liberals are so triggered > "Let's go Brandon" I yell louder as I snicker >The other people on the bus give annoyed looks >I sit next to the dumb libtard >I load up some gay p--- that has Bidens face shopped on it (I have thousands of these pics on my phone) > "Let's go Brandon" >He gets up and sits at the back of the bus Haha dumb liberals are so triggered >I get up and pull down my pants showing my big pale ass cheeks >Drop a rotting chocolate sausage out of my a------ into my hand >Everyone on the bus scream in disgust and terror Haha dumb liberals are so triggered >The bus driver yells at me to get off the bus >I smear s--- on the windows writing "Let's go Brandon" >Get throw off the bus by a group of various men >Smear s--- on their faces as I laugh and yell "Let's go Brandon" Haha dumb liberals are so triggered
MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN Anonymous 05/23/23(Tue)22:00:51 No.899776553 [Reply] >Be me >Proud Trump Supporter riding the bus to another rally in Houston >Some f-- with pink hair and a blue hat gets on, obviously a lefty libtard >I point to my hat, he looks away Haha dumb liberals are so triggered >I watch him closely, he tries to ignore me > "Let's go Brandon" >He rolls his eyes at me Haha dumb liberals are so triggered > "Let's go Brandon" I yell louder as I snicker >The other people on the bus give annoyed looks >I sit next to the dumb libtard >I load up some gay p--- that has Bidens face shopped on it (I have thousands of these pics on my phone) > "Let's go Brandon" >He gets up and sits at the back of the bus Haha dumb liberals are so triggered >I get up and pull down my pants showing my big pale ass cheeks >Drop a rotting chocolate sausage out of my a------ into my hand >Everyone on the bus scream in disgust and terror Haha dumb liberals are so triggered >The bus driver yells at me to get off the bus >I smear s--- on the windows writing "Let's go Brandon" >Get throw off the bus by a group of various men >Smear s--- on their faces as I laugh and yell "Let's go Brandon" Haha dumb liberals are so triggered

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Anon Got Chased | /r/Greentext

>be me >go go gym >get gains SERGIO TACCHINI >chubby average women chase me >obvious they want to f--- How come the chubby ones approach way more than pretty ones? I'm cursed.
>be me >go go gym >get gains SERGIO TACCHINI >chubby average women chase me >obvious they want to f--- How come the chubby ones approach way more than pretty ones? I'm cursed.

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Anon is scared for his life | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 36 KB JPG 05/22/23 (Mon)21:16:11 No.58299305 >GF acting erratically >begin to fear for my life >put handguns in bag, take it to parents house, discretely stash it behind some boxes in the attic, just as a precaution >some time later she asks me what happened to the guns >tell her I took them to the weaponsmith to get them fixed >she asks me how can I tell they needed fixing, I havent fired them in years >try to b------- her saying I tried loading a magazine and found out they couldn't eject due to "impacted dust" >she knows I'm lying and don't trust her but doesn't push the issue >I realize there's nothing stopping her from trying to stab me while I sleep >routinely check under the mattress and near the bed for knives >have to resist the urge to fall asleep until she starts snoring I SINCERELY hope none of you ever know this feel.
Anonymous 36 KB JPG 05/22/23 (Mon)21:16:11 No.58299305 >GF acting erratically >begin to fear for my life >put handguns in bag, take it to parents house, discretely stash it behind some boxes in the attic, just as a precaution >some time later she asks me what happened to the guns >tell her I took them to the weaponsmith to get them fixed >she asks me how can I tell they needed fixing, I havent fired them in years >try to b------- her saying I tried loading a magazine and found out they couldn't eject due to "impacted dust" >she knows I'm lying and don't trust her but doesn't push the issue >I realize there's nothing stopping her from trying to stab me while I sleep >routinely check under the mattress and near the bed for knives >have to resist the urge to fall asleep until she starts snoring I SINCERELY hope none of you ever know this feel.

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4chan movie idea | /r/Greentext

File: 1640309242634.png (251 KB, 720x467) IROM. O Anonymous 02/11/22 (Fri)17:01:49 No.163756780 >*why can't we be friends starts playing* THIS SUMMER TWO UNLIKELY FRIENDS ARE ABOUT TO GET A WHOLE LOT CLOSER >*cut to scene in a school classroom* >Chud: Why don't you go and 41% YOURSELF! HA! >T-----: I will as soon as you have sex, stinky chud! >*both stick their tongue at eachother* TWO RIVALS, FORCED TO WORK TOGETHER AS ONE >*teacher walks into the classroom* >Teacher: Chud, T-----, you are both to work together on the school science fair! >Chud and T-----: NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! AND ALTHOUGH THEY MAY HATE EACHOTHER >Chud: We should make the project about proving there are only 2 genders! >T-----: Screw you, dork! How about we make the project on how trump lost! >Chud: You will never be a real woman, freak! >T-----: Have sex, ince!! >*Chud and T----- repeat those two lines louder and louder while slowly getting closer to eachother's faces* IN THE END, THEY'RE ONE IN THE SAME >Chud: Why don't we do a project on the benefits of not going outside! >T-----: That's...actually not a bad idea, Chud. >*small montage of them doing the project and bonding* IN A MOVIE EXPERIENCE, YOU'LL NEVER FORGET >T-----: You know Chud, I actually had a lot of fun doing this with you.... >Chud: Yeah I guess, you're pretty cool, for a t-----...heh... >*Chud and T----- slowly start to hold hands* >*Both of them almost kiss before screen cuts to black* >*Movie title fades in*
File: 1640309242634.png (251 KB, 720x467) IROM. O Anonymous 02/11/22 (Fri)17:01:49 No.163756780 >*why can't we be friends starts playing* THIS SUMMER TWO UNLIKELY FRIENDS ARE ABOUT TO GET A WHOLE LOT CLOSER >*cut to scene in a school classroom* >Chud: Why don't you go and 41% YOURSELF! HA! >T-----: I will as soon as you have sex, stinky chud! >*both stick their tongue at eachother* TWO RIVALS, FORCED TO WORK TOGETHER AS ONE >*teacher walks into the classroom* >Teacher: Chud, T-----, you are both to work together on the school science fair! >Chud and T-----: NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! AND ALTHOUGH THEY MAY HATE EACHOTHER >Chud: We should make the project about proving there are only 2 genders! >T-----: Screw you, dork! How about we make the project on how trump lost! >Chud: You will never be a real woman, freak! >T-----: Have sex, ince!! >*Chud and T----- repeat those two lines louder and louder while slowly getting closer to eachother's faces* IN THE END, THEY'RE ONE IN THE SAME >Chud: Why don't we do a project on the benefits of not going outside! >T-----: That's...actually not a bad idea, Chud. >*small montage of them doing the project and bonding* IN A MOVIE EXPERIENCE, YOU'LL NEVER FORGET >T-----: You know Chud, I actually had a lot of fun doing this with you.... >Chud: Yeah I guess, you're pretty cool, for a t-----...heh... >*Chud and T----- slowly start to hold hands* >*Both of them almost kiss before screen cuts to black* >*Movie title fades in*

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