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: Anonymous 05/25/23(Thu)01:36:40 No.899807961 >be me 21 >living with fiance who id been dating for about a year >think she was 40 but find her passport and it turns out shes actually 48 >says she lied because she loved me too much to risk me not dating her >she also lied about being on the pill when she was actually infertile in case i wanted kids What am i in for marrying her? 15 KB JPG She says im saving her from dying alone and can never leave her even if i stop liking her Shes fat and has no children btw She pays for everything 05/25/23(Thu)01:40:20 No.899808118 : Anonymous >>899807961 (OP) # It's gonna be great. No red flags at all. Do it.

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Anonymous 139 KB JPG 12/19/24(Thu)15:28:13 No.928849473 >Be Rose >Throw away a priceless jewel worth hundreds of millions of dollars >Could have made her family financially secure for generations but says no for le epic symbolism >Reminisces about the man that saved her, but also hogs the floating door like a selfish pig, killing him. (Watch the Mythbusters episode) This is one of the greatest love stories ever told? Dude, Rose is a f------ bitch.
Anonymous (ID: 9Mc0Hnwf 12/19/24(Thu)15:49:03 No.491828169 1.94 MB JPG >sells your gold reserves >basically completely crashes your economy >Canadian dollar crashes >tells leafs to anhero with suicide pods if they get too sick >imports 6 gorillion pajeets to fight over a single Tim Horton's >gets offended when basically only neighbor that has been decent says they would be better off annexed Why leafs? Why?
: Anonymous 05/26/22(Thu)13:13:15 No.68790277 196 KB PNG >Go on omegle >say im interested in politics >match up >ask them about their political opinion >take the radical extreme opposite of the answer >get them riled up >write a question of catalogues >they type for over 2 minutes >disconnect before they can send me their shittext 4 victims today
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