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Anon watches Shrek 2 | /r/Greentext
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![MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN Anonymous 05/23/23(Tue)22:00:51 No.899776553 [Reply] >Be me >Proud Trump Supporter riding the bus to another rally in Houston >Some f-- with pink hair and a blue hat gets on, obviously a lefty libtard >I point to my hat, he looks away Haha dumb liberals are so triggered >I watch him closely, he tries to ignore me > "Let's go Brandon" >He rolls his eyes at me Haha dumb liberals are so triggered > "Let's go Brandon" I yell louder as I snicker >The other people on the bus give annoyed looks >I sit next to the dumb libtard >I load up some gay p--- that has Bidens face shopped on it (I have thousands of these pics on my phone) > "Let's go Brandon" >He gets up and sits at the back of the bus Haha dumb liberals are so triggered >I get up and pull down my pants showing my big pale ass cheeks >Drop a rotting chocolate sausage out of my a------ into my hand >Everyone on the bus scream in disgust and terror Haha dumb liberals are so triggered >The bus driver yells at me to get off the bus >I smear s--- on the windows writing "Let's go Brandon" >Get throw off the bus by a group of various men >Smear s--- on their faces as I laugh and yell "Let's go Brandon" Haha dumb liberals are so triggered](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/594/036/fcd.png "Anon is in a bus | /r/Greentext")
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![Anonymous 09/14/13(Sat)04:29 No.209779346 209779586 □ Anonymous 09/14/13(Sat)04:28 No 209779142/ ▼2-209779334 >>209779346 2-209779415 >>209779417 >>209779447 >>209779674 Anonymous 09/14/13(Sat)04:24 No.20977874 Anonymous 09/14/13(Sat)04:23 No.209778675 [ ▼ ] >2209778749 >209775382 Funny ass painting, more so when I learned about the back story Oh, please do tell The Zapozharian Cossacks, a Christian people who occupied what we would call modern Ukraine, were sent a very bombastic and fancy letter by the Sultan, reading off his many titles and demanding their submission. They sent him back a letter that included such delicacies as "what sort of knight are thou, who cannot slay a hedgehog with thy naked ass? and "thou art the goatfucker of alexandria, the deviľ's own secretary, f--- thy mother Really quite a peace of work. The Sultan got buttmad and came to conquer them, and they beat the s--- out of his army because Cossacks Oh god this sounds funny as hell. I would love to read that whole letter Zaporozhian Cossacks to the Turkish Sultan! >O sultan, Turkish devil and damned devils kith and kin, secretary to Lucifer himself. What the devil kind of knight are you, that can't slay a hedgehog with your naked arse? The devil excretes, and your army eats. You will not, you son of a bitch, make subjects of Christian sons; we've no fear of your army, by land and by sea we will battle with thee, f--- your mother You Babylonian scullion, Macedonian wheelwright, brewer of Jerusalem, goat-f----- of Alexandria, swineherd of Greater and Lesser Egypt, Armenian pig, Podolian thief, catamite of Tartary, hangman of Kamyanets, and fool of all the world and underworld, an idiot before God, grandson of the Serpent, and the crick in our d---. Pig's snout, mare's arse, slaughterhouse cur, unchristened brow, screw your own mother! So the Zaporozhians declare, you lowlife. You won't even be herding Christian pigs. Now we'll conclude, for we don't know the date and don't own a calendar, the moon's in the sky the year with the Lord, the day's the same over here as it is over there; for this kiss our arse! Basically it's the father of "gorilla warfare](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/list/001/044/858/87a.jpg "\"Zaporozhian Cossacks write to the Sultan of Turkey\" by Ilya Repin (1844–1930)")
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