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Why would you even have the urge to do that?
!["source":http://smarter.tumblr.com/post/138251648257/what-the-f----hannah](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/072/420/b05.png)
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Man Uses Google Autocomplete to Write a Dating Profile
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That sounds about right
![Online interaction between Chad Smith and Emma Watson with a metaphor about the perils of online dating](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/385/659/8e8.jpg)
![Online interaction between Chad Smith and Emma Watson with a metaphor about the perils of online dating](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/385/659/8e8.jpg)
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That explains so much
![Typical graphic of the evolution of man re-imagined to a big pile of DNA to represent online dating](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/385/911/016.jpg)
![Typical graphic of the evolution of man re-imagined to a big pile of DNA to represent online dating](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/385/911/016.jpg)
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his profile said he likes Hot Buns
![Girl curling her hair with a bun, with caption joking that she is doing it after reading on his profile that he likes hot buns](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/409/751/3c2.png)
![Girl curling her hair with a bun, with caption joking that she is doing it after reading on his profile that he likes hot buns](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/409/751/3c2.png)
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an old spell but works quite horrible
![me trying to make someone fall in love with me by staring at their photos instead of interacting with them](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/002/002/445/766.jpg)
![me trying to make someone fall in love with me by staring at their photos instead of interacting with them](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/002/445/766.jpg)
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Ouch
![Ew Yesterday !How's your weekend so far? Today Delivered](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/002/924/815/f7a.jpeg)
![Ew Yesterday !How's your weekend so far? Today Delivered](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/924/815/f7a.jpeg)
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Match.com
![match.com MemberSiqm in Take the free personality test from Chemistry.com» #1 in dates. relationships and marriages I am a: | Woman- seeking a: Man Between ages: 25 ▼ and 35 ▼ Near ZIP/Postal code: Zipcode View Photos >»](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/000/913/679/b54.png)
![match.com MemberSiqm in Take the free personality test from Chemistry.com» #1 in dates. relationships and marriages I am a: | Woman- seeking a: Man Between ages: 25 ▼ and 35 ▼ Near ZIP/Postal code: Zipcode View Photos >»](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/913/679/b54.png)
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Ladies man.
![Can't say I agree taiters this made me want to throw up This is a red flag TO You're sick Your Turn Your Turn Your Turn Your Turn](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/002/591/281/c13.jpg)
![Can't say I agree taiters this made me want to throw up This is a red flag TO You're sick Your Turn Your Turn Your Turn Your Turn](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/591/281/c13.jpg)
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Ok.
![ok! ok! 6:40 PM 7:39 PM thanks!! Read 6:29 PM 3:49 AM Read 3:50 AM Yesterday your good person! I will come around 7:40pm Read 3:48 AM Rese 3:50 AM Read 7:39 PM B I'm outside I like you How do you feel about me ?](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/002/591/285/d68.jpg)
![ok! ok! 6:40 PM 7:39 PM thanks!! Read 6:29 PM 3:49 AM Read 3:50 AM Yesterday your good person! I will come around 7:40pm Read 3:48 AM Rese 3:50 AM Read 7:39 PM B I'm outside I like you How do you feel about me ?](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/591/285/d68.jpg)
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Is this off-putting?
![Bev Bev's Opening Move What's the next thing you're looking forward to? Today Societal collapse Delivered They have 24 hours to reply It's their turn to message you back L](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/002/826/561/c97.jpeg)
![Bev Bev's Opening Move What's the next thing you're looking forward to? Today Societal collapse Delivered They have 24 hours to reply It's their turn to message you back L](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/826/561/c97.jpeg)
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This cannot be real
![66 About me I'm a single father of two, They are my world, if you don't have what it takes to help me raise my kids, then move aside and let a real woman step up. If you want me alone you have to pay for the dogsitter, Must help pay for beard and hair care. Being this beautiful isn't cheap. Must have your own car. Must be able to cook, clean, and be submissive No taller than 5"7 No heavier than 100kgs Must be fit Have your own source of income and your own teeth. A Essent ✓](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/002/976/333/11b.jpeg)
![66 About me I'm a single father of two, They are my world, if you don't have what it takes to help me raise my kids, then move aside and let a real woman step up. If you want me alone you have to pay for the dogsitter, Must help pay for beard and hair care. Being this beautiful isn't cheap. Must have your own car. Must be able to cook, clean, and be submissive No taller than 5"7 No heavier than 100kgs Must be fit Have your own source of income and your own teeth. A Essent ✓](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/976/333/11b.jpeg)
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What does she think this is?
![< Outside Lucky Pick showcases Lu could be a great fit, even if they're a bit different from your usual preferences. Manage Lucky Pick I'm a driven, loving woman & mamma looking for my committed, loving partner. We'll be a match if you also: Outside your preferences. Distance Lucky Pick showcases people who could be a great fit, even if they're a bit different from your usual preferences. Manage Lucky Pick I'm a driven, loving woman & mamma looking for my committed, loving partner. We'll be a match if you also: - are abundant & make 300k+/year. - have built at least 4K/mo in passive assets & are just getting started - are good with children & would be excited to co-parent my toddler & are open to 1 or 2 more kids - can work from anywhere & are down to work/live abroad - apologize easily & would happily do therapy if it helped our relationship win - tell the truth - want long term love ❤ Looking for long-term relationship L are abu X & make 3 year About](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/002/959/694/439.jpeg)
![< Outside Lucky Pick showcases Lu could be a great fit, even if they're a bit different from your usual preferences. Manage Lucky Pick I'm a driven, loving woman & mamma looking for my committed, loving partner. We'll be a match if you also: Outside your preferences. Distance Lucky Pick showcases people who could be a great fit, even if they're a bit different from your usual preferences. Manage Lucky Pick I'm a driven, loving woman & mamma looking for my committed, loving partner. We'll be a match if you also: - are abundant & make 300k+/year. - have built at least 4K/mo in passive assets & are just getting started - are good with children & would be excited to co-parent my toddler & are open to 1 or 2 more kids - can work from anywhere & are down to work/live abroad - apologize easily & would happily do therapy if it helped our relationship win - tell the truth - want long term love ❤ Looking for long-term relationship L are abu X & make 3 year About](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/959/694/439.jpeg)
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You can really tell Thiel has no clue about straight dating apps
![marquis de posade @acczibit . Sep 30 You can really tell Thiel has no clue about straight dating apps because this is such a fantastically dumb idea for a lot of reasons which all boil down to "there's gonna be even fewer women for every man on there than the already abysmal ratio on general dating apps" Ron Filipkowski @RonFilipkowski Sep 30 The new conservative dating app funded by Peter Thiel called, 'The Right Stuff' has now launched, and women describe what they are looking for in a man: "I like the Alpha-Male vibe." 0:37 2.6M views 27 WHY DO YOU WANT TO DATE A CONSERVATIVE? 2 183 marquis de posade @acczibit . Sep 30 Like what is the main determinants of whether a geographical area is conservative? If it's rural, ie a low density of users on top of there being fewer women in rural areas than in cities And the main determinant if a woman is conservative? If she's married and has children 1 ♡ 1,119 1 10 8 PU marquis de posade @acczibit . Sep 30 If you use it in rural areas, you can also add the fact that they tend to have closer community bonds and as such less of a need for apps to navigate the anonymity of the big city ↑ ♡ 226 In big cities, you'll be overfishing a tiny little corner of the general population 17 5 ♡ 184 ↑ 00² marquis de posade @acczibit Sep 30 "What if dating app but for <niche>" is a desperate attempt to scrape the bottom of the idea barrel to begin with, but this one in particular is aggressively stupid. Money wasted that could have gone to a secret underwater volcano base or whatever else Thiel is up to 17 23 ♡308 ↑](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/002/453/358/a85.png)
![marquis de posade @acczibit . Sep 30 You can really tell Thiel has no clue about straight dating apps because this is such a fantastically dumb idea for a lot of reasons which all boil down to "there's gonna be even fewer women for every man on there than the already abysmal ratio on general dating apps" Ron Filipkowski @RonFilipkowski Sep 30 The new conservative dating app funded by Peter Thiel called, 'The Right Stuff' has now launched, and women describe what they are looking for in a man: "I like the Alpha-Male vibe." 0:37 2.6M views 27 WHY DO YOU WANT TO DATE A CONSERVATIVE? 2 183 marquis de posade @acczibit . Sep 30 Like what is the main determinants of whether a geographical area is conservative? If it's rural, ie a low density of users on top of there being fewer women in rural areas than in cities And the main determinant if a woman is conservative? If she's married and has children 1 ♡ 1,119 1 10 8 PU marquis de posade @acczibit . Sep 30 If you use it in rural areas, you can also add the fact that they tend to have closer community bonds and as such less of a need for apps to navigate the anonymity of the big city ↑ ♡ 226 In big cities, you'll be overfishing a tiny little corner of the general population 17 5 ♡ 184 ↑ 00² marquis de posade @acczibit Sep 30 "What if dating app but for <niche>" is a desperate attempt to scrape the bottom of the idea barrel to begin with, but this one in particular is aggressively stupid. Money wasted that could have gone to a secret underwater volcano base or whatever else Thiel is up to 17 23 ♡308 ↑](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/453/358/a85.png)
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Online dating cringe
![28 February 2017 What is your take on AGI and the singularity? Ummmm I don't know what that means lo Oh my bad, I should have given you more detail. AGI artificial general intelligence. And the singularity is when it will surpass human intelligence with the ability to replicate/evolve. I thought you might have an interesting view yesterday Well... Just goes to show you that being a software engineer does not necessarily indicate a high IQ or a well thought out world view lbeg your pardon? Delivered](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/292/673/692.jpg)
![28 February 2017 What is your take on AGI and the singularity? Ummmm I don't know what that means lo Oh my bad, I should have given you more detail. AGI artificial general intelligence. And the singularity is when it will surpass human intelligence with the ability to replicate/evolve. I thought you might have an interesting view yesterday Well... Just goes to show you that being a software engineer does not necessarily indicate a high IQ or a well thought out world view lbeg your pardon? Delivered](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/292/673/692.jpg)
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