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The 30 Year Old Tony Robbins

THE 30 YEAR OLD TONY ROBBINS Did we mention he eats people yet? doesn't have an astrology sign since he has no brith date, he's literally a mutant signs books and then eats people massive chin and is like 8 feet even chadier than all chads has no worries in the world, eats as he pleases *chomp* room is filled with self-help books and vore fetish commissions the best thing seth macfarlane has ever made *crunch* Tony robbins hungry is a famous problem solver and confident smile and gazing aura health coach isn't a doomer, coomer, groomer, funnier than every wojak meme stoomer. qoomer or whatever and not forced whatsoever

THE 30 YEAR OLD TONY ROBBINS Did we mention he eats people yet? doesn't have an astrology sign since he has no brith date, he's literally a mutant signs books and then eats people massive chin and is like 8 feet even chadier than all chads has no worries in the world, eats as he pleases *chomp* room is filled with self-help books and vore fetish commissions the best thing seth macfarlane has ever made *crunch* Tony robbins hungry is a famous problem solver and confident smile and gazing aura health coach isn't a doomer, coomer, groomer, funnier than every wojak meme stoomer. qoomer or whatever and not forced whatsoever

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Stoodier

The Stoodier doesn't ever apply his knowledge, just stoodies all day armchair expert surrounded by armchair experts >perpetual student Can't win. Is either a spergy STEMlord or a useless liberal arts major oh god oh f--- I'm gonna STO0OODDYYYY parents say they're proud but secretly just wish he'd get a job Doesn't accumulate wealth, fame, or power, only letters after his name That boy is so stoodius! will fail his next text because he wasted time making memes Grandma

The Stoodier doesn't ever apply his knowledge, just stoodies all day armchair expert surrounded by armchair experts >perpetual student Can't win. Is either a spergy STEMlord or a useless liberal arts major oh god oh f--- I'm gonna STO0OODDYYYY parents say they're proud but secretly just wish he'd get a job Doesn't accumulate wealth, fame, or power, only letters after his name That boy is so stoodius! will fail his next text because he wasted time making memes Grandma

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No more wojack memes

NO MORE WOJACK MEMES SOCIETY HAS PROGRESSED PASSED THE NEED FOR WOJACK MEMES imgflip.com

NO MORE WOJACK MEMES SOCIETY HAS PROGRESSED PASSED THE NEED FOR WOJACK MEMES imgflip.com

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35 Year Old Groomer

The 35 Year Old Groomer Wow I would've never guessed you were that young haha You act so mature for your age You're spending so much time with your friends, you should spend that time with me What's your Snapchat ha Do your parents know about me That sucks you grew up without a dad haha haha

The 35 Year Old Groomer Wow I would've never guessed you were that young haha You act so mature for your age You're spending so much time with your friends, you should spend that time with me What's your Snapchat ha Do your parents know about me That sucks you grew up without a dad haha haha

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The Recrooter

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500,000 Year old Eroopter

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Rooner

The 20 year old rooner Spends half his time fiddling with his $400 GPS watch “AAAAAA! I'm rooning!" *heavy breathing* "On your left" Resting heartrate of 10 bpm Doesn't actually go anywhere, just roons Has never even heard of lifting, only roons Buys $100 shoes, absolutly f------ destroys them You'd see his d--- through his short shorts if it hadn't shrunk from rooning "Skies out, thighs out"

The 20 year old rooner Spends half his time fiddling with his $400 GPS watch “AAAAAA! I'm rooning!" *heavy breathing* "On your left" Resting heartrate of 10 bpm Doesn't actually go anywhere, just roons Has never even heard of lifting, only roons Buys $100 shoes, absolutly f------ destroys them You'd see his d--- through his short shorts if it hadn't shrunk from rooning "Skies out, thighs out"

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The 23-year old coper.

The 23 year old coper "Those good critic scores are just paid shills. Look at the user score." "TF2 killed Overwatch, we're gonna get new content any day now." "That game wasn't the next TORtanic? I'm "At least Byleth has a cool moveset. Stop being so disrespectful to Sakurai." gonna COOO0000ОРЕ!" Claims his early baldness is due to an abundance of testosterone "Those good user reviews are just fanboys. Look at the critic score." Only plays low tiers in fighting games so he can use that as an excuse for when he loses. "Y-yeah? Well.. you're a zoomer. BTFO." Gets tremendously upset when someone quotes him with a soyboy wojak. "Uhh actually that's a movie game." Overweight and physically inactive. Only healthy lifestyle choice he has made is drinking water, which he is very passionate about. "The user and critic reviews don't matter at "My favorite paper mario games? Super and Color Splash. gigachad.jpg" "Glad I didn't play Alyx, VR is just meme hardware, you wasted your money." all, the game is for redditors"

The 23 year old coper "Those good critic scores are just paid shills. Look at the user score." "TF2 killed Overwatch, we're gonna get new content any day now." "That game wasn't the next TORtanic? I'm "At least Byleth has a cool moveset. Stop being so disrespectful to Sakurai." gonna COOO0000ОРЕ!" Claims his early baldness is due to an abundance of testosterone "Those good user reviews are just fanboys. Look at the critic score." Only plays low tiers in fighting games so he can use that as an excuse for when he loses. "Y-yeah? Well.. you're a zoomer. BTFO." Gets tremendously upset when someone quotes him with a soyboy wojak. "Uhh actually that's a movie game." Overweight and physically inactive. Only healthy lifestyle choice he has made is drinking water, which he is very passionate about. "The user and critic reviews don't matter at "My favorite paper mario games? Super and Color Splash. gigachad.jpg" "Glad I didn't play Alyx, VR is just meme hardware, you wasted your money." all, the game is for redditors"

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Vulnerable

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The TF2oomer

THE TF2OOMER severly depressed and autistc "I'M GONA PLAY TF2000000000" Plays 'Another Song about the Weekend' Map infested with friendlies on an infinite loop when playing online "Vavle still Haş Masturb: of Pa to nLIDEPa remmebers us r-right?" RICK MAY IS F------ DEAD "ERECTING A DISPENSER!" Has to Conga Was a brony at one point All highschool friends stopped dance to hide the palying the game years ago pain away YEEEEEEEΕΕΕEEEΕΕΕΕEEEΕΕΕΕEEΕΕΕEEEΕΕΕEEEΕΕEEΕΕΕ ЕЕЕЕЕЕЕЕЕЕЕЕЕЕЕЕЕЕЕЕЕЕЕЕЕЕЕЕЕЕЕЕЕЕЕЕЕЕЕЕЕЕЕЕЕЕЕЕЕ

THE TF2OOMER severly depressed and autistc "I'M GONA PLAY TF2000000000" Plays 'Another Song about the Weekend' Map infested with friendlies on an infinite loop when playing online "Vavle still Haş Masturb: of Pa to nLIDEPa remmebers us r-right?" RICK MAY IS F------ DEAD "ERECTING A DISPENSER!" Has to Conga Was a brony at one point All highschool friends stopped dance to hide the palying the game years ago pain away YEEEEEEEΕΕΕEEEΕΕΕΕEEEΕΕΕΕEEΕΕΕEEEΕΕΕEEEΕΕEEΕΕΕ ЕЕЕЕЕЕЕЕЕЕЕЕЕЕЕЕЕЕЕЕЕЕЕЕЕЕЕЕЕЕЕЕЕЕЕЕЕЕЕЕЕЕЕЕЕЕЕЕЕ

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Kneeler

THE AMERICAN KNEELER HAHA DO YOU EVEN KNEEL BEFORE BLACKS?? I'M...I'MMM IM GONNA KNEEEEEEEEL!!! MUST ALWAYS KNEEL IN SUBMISSION MAKES HIS WIFE AND DAUGHTER KNEEL WITH HIM CORPORATIONS TELL HIM TO KNEEL SO HE KNEELS Coca-Cola BURGER KING MARVEL

THE AMERICAN KNEELER HAHA DO YOU EVEN KNEEL BEFORE BLACKS?? I'M...I'MMM IM GONNA KNEEEEEEEEL!!! MUST ALWAYS KNEEL IN SUBMISSION MAKES HIS WIFE AND DAUGHTER KNEEL WITH HIM CORPORATIONS TELL HIM TO KNEEL SO HE KNEELS Coca-Cola BURGER KING MARVEL

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Kekold

The 21 year old Kekold Never adds anything of value to a thread "Holy baste" "basado" Only ever uses three words: Kek, Based (and redpilled) and Cringe Occasionally breaks his self-imposed speech impedement to post copy pasta's or call OP a f----- "AAAAAAAAA IM KEKKING!!!!!!!!" Will reply with 'kek' to another post six times in a row just to derail a thread has never even heard of lol, haha or Imao Has to fight the urge to say 'based' irl When forced to post pics only "Hello, based departement?" ever posts Thots or frogs

The 21 year old Kekold Never adds anything of value to a thread "Holy baste" "basado" Only ever uses three words: Kek, Based (and redpilled) and Cringe Occasionally breaks his self-imposed speech impedement to post copy pasta's or call OP a f----- "AAAAAAAAA IM KEKKING!!!!!!!!" Will reply with 'kek' to another post six times in a row just to derail a thread has never even heard of lol, haha or Imao Has to fight the urge to say 'based' irl When forced to post pics only "Hello, based departement?" ever posts Thots or frogs

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Moral Crusader

THE 32 YEAR OLD MORAL CRUSADER Has trouble Attacks loli out of subconscious guilt distinguishing between reality and fiction for the children he has molested Threatens to call the cops on people, won't do it for fear they'll find his own CP stash Seethes every day that loli isn't Has sent his d--- obscene by default pics to literally every girl he's seen Stalks teenagers on social media in his free time Has a folder dedicated to pictures of neckbeards/wojaks to post as strawmen Only deals in absolutes; either you hate anime or you're a p--- Insists loli is the same thing as real CP because "they're still children" Also insists that his violent movies/games don't make him a violent person because "they're not real" Rika Furude @Hellstorm901 - Jan 19 The f------ retardation on show here. Julian Best Mom Eva @JulianDreamLand Do you know what "Treason" and "Hypocrite" actually mean? @mombot Follow chis goes for all children charac- ters! shadman diives and bardbot f--- off and d*e challenge! O 2 Amirox @AmirOx - Jan 19 Do you know what weeaboo p-------- means? It means: You. Remember when that UN child rights group demanded Japan ban manga? O 3 truthswarm id @truthswarm - 38m 6 months later and we know it's actually you. One of their chief advocates is now in jail for 5 counts of child r---. Children's rights activist Peter Newell jailed for abuse By Vinnie ODowd BBC News © 16 February 2018 Justin McCurry in Tokyo Tue 27 Oct 2015 04.53 EDT Done 1 twitlonger.com = O This article is 2 years old #Gamer Gate TwitLonger Ad-free Account Write a Post Record Details A Julian · GJulianDreamLand pan must ban sexually abusive images of 29th Apr 2010 trom Twitiongar Former NeoGaf Mod And Anti-#GamerGate Critic Arra-. ildren in manga comics, despite claims To my friends, followers, and community. I have to tell you something. John Goldberg, aged 32, was arrested and - 28th, 2017 for possessing child p---------- Ressurce ype Docament ad Puations Pubkators Docaners ane atation Tuas and Areme t such a move would threaten freedom of Pumpkin Fright &yO @DrPizza ression, the UN's special envoy on child oneangrygamer.net - 19 Feb 2018 cw for sexual abuse Replying to @internetjim anime is for pedos O 13 8 10 AM - Jul 10. 2017 t7 1 A thread detailing my past actions has surfaced today, things that I have been running from for almost 2 years, and now I'm writing this to give you the truth. I'm sorry, but yes. ANTI-#GAMERGATE JOURNALIST PETER BRIGHT ARRESTED FOR SOLICITING CHILD SEX tweets 2,552 Likes O 198 people are talking about this t7 1.2K O 2.6K First thing to address, yes I am guilty of having sent unsolicited nsfw pictures of myself to a minor. This was in 2014, and I had an extremely unhealthy mindset that my actions online didn't really matter, and that I Ars Technica journalist Peter "Dr. Pizza" Bright was arrested and charged with nempted enticement of a minor in illegal sexual. Gamer Gate

THE 32 YEAR OLD MORAL CRUSADER Has trouble Attacks loli out of subconscious guilt distinguishing between reality and fiction for the children he has molested Threatens to call the cops on people, won't do it for fear they'll find his own CP stash Seethes every day that loli isn't Has sent his d--- obscene by default pics to literally every girl he's seen Stalks teenagers on social media in his free time Has a folder dedicated to pictures of neckbeards/wojaks to post as strawmen Only deals in absolutes; either you hate anime or you're a p--- Insists loli is the same thing as real CP because "they're still children" Also insists that his violent movies/games don't make him a violent person because "they're not real" Rika Furude @Hellstorm901 - Jan 19 The f------ retardation on show here. Julian Best Mom Eva @JulianDreamLand Do you know what "Treason" and "Hypocrite" actually mean? @mombot Follow chis goes for all children charac- ters! shadman diives and bardbot f--- off and d*e challenge! O 2 Amirox @AmirOx - Jan 19 Do you know what weeaboo p-------- means? It means: You. Remember when that UN child rights group demanded Japan ban manga? O 3 truthswarm id @truthswarm - 38m 6 months later and we know it's actually you. One of their chief advocates is now in jail for 5 counts of child r---. Children's rights activist Peter Newell jailed for abuse By Vinnie ODowd BBC News © 16 February 2018 Justin McCurry in Tokyo Tue 27 Oct 2015 04.53 EDT Done 1 twitlonger.com = O This article is 2 years old #Gamer Gate TwitLonger Ad-free Account Write a Post Record Details A Julian · GJulianDreamLand pan must ban sexually abusive images of 29th Apr 2010 trom Twitiongar Former NeoGaf Mod And Anti-#GamerGate Critic Arra-. ildren in manga comics, despite claims To my friends, followers, and community. I have to tell you something. John Goldberg, aged 32, was arrested and - 28th, 2017 for possessing child p---------- Ressurce ype Docament ad Puations Pubkators Docaners ane atation Tuas and Areme t such a move would threaten freedom of Pumpkin Fright &yO @DrPizza ression, the UN's special envoy on child oneangrygamer.net - 19 Feb 2018 cw for sexual abuse Replying to @internetjim anime is for pedos O 13 8 10 AM - Jul 10. 2017 t7 1 A thread detailing my past actions has surfaced today, things that I have been running from for almost 2 years, and now I'm writing this to give you the truth. I'm sorry, but yes. ANTI-#GAMERGATE JOURNALIST PETER BRIGHT ARRESTED FOR SOLICITING CHILD SEX tweets 2,552 Likes O 198 people are talking about this t7 1.2K O 2.6K First thing to address, yes I am guilty of having sent unsolicited nsfw pictures of myself to a minor. This was in 2014, and I had an extremely unhealthy mindset that my actions online didn't really matter, and that I Ars Technica journalist Peter "Dr. Pizza" Bright was arrested and charged with nempted enticement of a minor in illegal sexual. Gamer Gate

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Thinker is thinking

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The 20-Year-Old Kooper

The 20 year old Kooper >hates bowser >befriends his minions anyways hits massive enemies his mere existence puts fear into enemies everywhere, doesn't care doesn't even know anything about peach, just f------ koops only drinks honey syrup "AAAAAAAAAA IM KOOPING!!!!!" has never even heard of LZS extremely aesthetic shell shows the duality of koopa merely by his existence

The 20 year old Kooper >hates bowser >befriends his minions anyways hits massive enemies his mere existence puts fear into enemies everywhere, doesn't care doesn't even know anything about peach, just f------ koops only drinks honey syrup "AAAAAAAAAA IM KOOPING!!!!!" has never even heard of LZS extremely aesthetic shell shows the duality of koopa merely by his existence

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The Schizo Trannyposter

TRANNNY TRANNNY T----- T----- The 2X year old Schizo Trannyposter spends his free time trying to clock random women accidentally becomes attracted to a t----- from /b/, tries to damage control by insisting they're a "trap" instead with masculine features T----- ANN massive Astolfofag aNY T----- RAN Doesn't even like speedrunning, still marks AGDQ on his calendar just to shitpost about pronouns literally unable to control himself from derailing threads with reddit screencapsNNY T----- T----- T----- T----- RANNY so obsessed it occupies his regular daily thoughts RAI Has more surgical pictures on his hard drive than actual medical establishments ANNY NNY RANNY TRA keeps constant tabs on /pol/ and /v/, just waiting for a chance to strike >She Entire mind is a Pavlovian response. Even just seeing the colors pink and blue is enough to send him into an incessant rage. TRANNNY T----- TR ANNY All discourse is defined by the t----- boogeyman in his head, still falls for falseflags and 0 IQ bait posts >DILATE T----- KYS COPE SEETHE DILATE DILATE >YOU CAN'T JUST GO AND POST THIS NOO F--- YOU DISCORD T----- F--- YOU RANNY T----- TRA RANNY T----- TR AIV >imagine how mad you'd have to be to make this R>f------ wojakniggers f--- off so true Imao. I just want to talk about Black Ops IIII INY

TRANNNY TRANNNY T----- T----- The 2X year old Schizo Trannyposter spends his free time trying to clock random women accidentally becomes attracted to a t----- from /b/, tries to damage control by insisting they're a "trap" instead with masculine features T----- ANN massive Astolfofag aNY T----- RAN Doesn't even like speedrunning, still marks AGDQ on his calendar just to shitpost about pronouns literally unable to control himself from derailing threads with reddit screencapsNNY T----- T----- T----- T----- RANNY so obsessed it occupies his regular daily thoughts RAI Has more surgical pictures on his hard drive than actual medical establishments ANNY NNY RANNY TRA keeps constant tabs on /pol/ and /v/, just waiting for a chance to strike >She Entire mind is a Pavlovian response. Even just seeing the colors pink and blue is enough to send him into an incessant rage. TRANNNY T----- TR ANNY All discourse is defined by the t----- boogeyman in his head, still falls for falseflags and 0 IQ bait posts >DILATE T----- KYS COPE SEETHE DILATE DILATE >YOU CAN'T JUST GO AND POST THIS NOO F--- YOU DISCORD T----- F--- YOU RANNY T----- TRA RANNY T----- TR AIV >imagine how mad you'd have to be to make this R>f------ wojakniggers f--- off so true Imao. I just want to talk about Black Ops IIII INY

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The 8-month old Noomer

THE 8 MONTH OLD NOOMER CRIES TO GET WHAT HE WANTS UNABLE TO FORM ANY INTELLIGENT THOUGHTS "GOO GOO GA GA" MANIPULATES EVERYONE HE MEETS

THE 8 MONTH OLD NOOMER CRIES TO GET WHAT HE WANTS UNABLE TO FORM ANY INTELLIGENT THOUGHTS "GOO GOO GA GA" MANIPULATES EVERYONE HE MEETS

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CONGRATULATIONS You are officially no longer a zoomer, now you must decide what you are going to do with your life before you become a boomer in 10 years. COOMER BLOOMER DOOMER CONSOOMER "ОН GOD I'M СООMING "NEW PRODUCT, SO EPIC! "Things are looking on the bright side, what a good day." "Why am I still alive? I've suffered my whole life, another day in this hell." AAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!" MUST CONSOOM!!" > Low wage, doesn't care > Drinks own c-- > Horny degenerate > Doesn't care about health > P--- and sex toys in room > F---- prostitues for fun > Doesn't care about love > Women fear him >Stable job, good income > Drinks socially > Ambitious optimist > Active in the daytime > List of life goals in room > Healthy sex life > Meeting someone special > Unemployed / Low Wage > Drinks Alcohol / Smokes > Pessimistic nihilist > Walks around at night > Beer cans all over room > Occasional Tinder one night > Nonexistent sex life > Alone and depressed > Women don't know him > Ambition: None > Minimum Wage slave > Drinks Soylent > Childish consumer > Obsessed with Switch > Funko Pops all over room > Obsessed with e-girls > Women walk all over him > Women like him > Ambition: Coom to death > Ambition: Live happy >Ambition: Consume products

CONGRATULATIONS You are officially no longer a zoomer, now you must decide what you are going to do with your life before you become a boomer in 10 years. COOMER BLOOMER DOOMER CONSOOMER "ОН GOD I'M СООMING "NEW PRODUCT, SO EPIC! "Things are looking on the bright side, what a good day." "Why am I still alive? I've suffered my whole life, another day in this hell." AAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!" MUST CONSOOM!!" > Low wage, doesn't care > Drinks own c-- > Horny degenerate > Doesn't care about health > P--- and sex toys in room > F---- prostitues for fun > Doesn't care about love > Women fear him >Stable job, good income > Drinks socially > Ambitious optimist > Active in the daytime > List of life goals in room > Healthy sex life > Meeting someone special > Unemployed / Low Wage > Drinks Alcohol / Smokes > Pessimistic nihilist > Walks around at night > Beer cans all over room > Occasional Tinder one night > Nonexistent sex life > Alone and depressed > Women don't know him > Ambition: None > Minimum Wage slave > Drinks Soylent > Childish consumer > Obsessed with Switch > Funko Pops all over room > Obsessed with e-girls > Women walk all over him > Women like him > Ambition: Coom to death > Ambition: Live happy >Ambition: Consume products

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The 21 year old Summooner

The 21 year old Summooner "bring chaos!" Every minute of the day can only think about summoooning Kek Believes in meme-magic "Praise kek" "it's working!"

The 21 year old Summooner "bring chaos!" Every minute of the day can only think about summoooning Kek Believes in meme-magic "Praise kek" "it's working!"

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The 18 year old headphoomer

The 18 Year Old HEADPHOONER fantasizes about getting a gf with similar music taste, but he always listens to music instead of socializing can't stand Spotify always carries headphones because of ADHD and misophonia carries a Bluetooth speaker around with him just in case >pulls earbud out >sorry, what? literally all of his music is pirated or royalty-free has taken it upon himself not to make fun of other people's music tastes, no matter how s--- it is knows like one other person who kind of enjoys the same music he does >hey, have you ever heard lof [obscure music genre]? religiously organizes his mušic libřary by genre, room is a total landfill first thing he asks when meeting someone new is, "what music do you listen to?" knows he shouldn't listen to music nearly as loud as he does, enjoys it too much to care refuses to bụy a phone without 3.5mm port /Rollercoasterpilot

The 18 Year Old HEADPHOONER fantasizes about getting a gf with similar music taste, but he always listens to music instead of socializing can't stand Spotify always carries headphones because of ADHD and misophonia carries a Bluetooth speaker around with him just in case >pulls earbud out >sorry, what? literally all of his music is pirated or royalty-free has taken it upon himself not to make fun of other people's music tastes, no matter how s--- it is knows like one other person who kind of enjoys the same music he does >hey, have you ever heard lof [obscure music genre]? religiously organizes his mušic libřary by genre, room is a total landfill first thing he asks when meeting someone new is, "what music do you listen to?" knows he shouldn't listen to music nearly as loud as he does, enjoys it too much to care refuses to bụy a phone without 3.5mm port /Rollercoasterpilot

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