Oomer Wojaks - The Recrooter

I remember in high school army recruiters would show up once in awhile, usually during school events or career/college fairs, to get students to sign up. That was long time ago, I assume its still a thing now?

• >Be me.
• >At mall.
• >Army Recruiter shows up and starts up the whole usual spiel.
• >I smirk at him.
• >"Sorry, I'm from a Marine Family, I'm probably too good of an aim for the Army."
• >Was going to laugh, but my chest felt a little stuffy…
• >…So I took a whiff of my inhaler and left.