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CONGRATULATIONS You are officially no longer a zoomer, now you must decide what you are going to do with your life before you become a boomer in 10 years. COOMER BLOOMER DOOMER CONSOOMER "ОН GOD I'M СООMING "NEW PRODUCT, SO EPIC! "Things are looking on the bright side, what a good day." "Why am I still alive? I've suffered my whole life, another day in this hell." AAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!" MUST CONSOOM!!" > Low wage, doesn't care > Drinks own c-- > Horny degenerate > Doesn't care about health > P--- and sex toys in room > F---- prostitues for fun > Doesn't care about love > Women fear him >Stable job, good income > Drinks socially > Ambitious optimist > Active in the daytime > List of life goals in room > Healthy sex life > Meeting someone special > Unemployed / Low Wage > Drinks Alcohol / Smokes > Pessimistic nihilist > Walks around at night > Beer cans all over room > Occasional Tinder one night > Nonexistent sex life > Alone and depressed > Women don't know him > Ambition: None > Minimum Wage slave > Drinks Soylent > Childish consumer > Obsessed with Switch > Funko Pops all over room > Obsessed with e-girls > Women walk all over him > Women like him > Ambition: Coom to death > Ambition: Live happy >Ambition: Consume products

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