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24 year old self improover suffers from severe autism >im gonna improoooovvvvv has no idea how human relationships actually work thinks he can overcome his subhuman genetics with the right attitude and protein shake formula writes long essays on reddit about making eye contact with women assumes that everyone else must have also taken multi year long self improvement journeys before they were able to make friends and/or get a girlfriend best years of his life are already over anyway pretends to be confident but knows deep down has nothing to be confident about and is just deluding himself genuinely believes that people give two f---- how confident he is believes in magic, thinks that by saying the right things he can trigger selective blindness in women thus preventing them from noticing that he is 5'7" genuinely believes that women are attracted to "funny" guys doesn't realize that if you have to play the game, you already lost
24 year old self improover suffers from severe autism >im gonna improoooovvvvv has no idea how human relationships actually work thinks he can overcome his subhuman genetics with the right attitude and protein shake formula writes long essays on reddit about making eye contact with women assumes that everyone else must have also taken multi year long self improvement journeys before they were able to make friends and/or get a girlfriend best years of his life are already over anyway pretends to be confident but knows deep down has nothing to be confident about and is just deluding himself genuinely believes that people give two f---- how confident he is believes in magic, thinks that by saying the right things he can trigger selective blindness in women thus preventing them from noticing that he is 5'7" genuinely believes that women are attracted to "funny" guys doesn't realize that if you have to play the game, you already lost

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Bloober

The Grand Strategy Bloober Every single campaign focused on blobbing In a state of war for the entire campaign >Trusted with the fate of his people >Sacrifices 400.000 brave men for a strip of desert Carefully conquers provinces around wastelands to paint the map in his bloobs colour Backstabbs his most loyal allies 10/10 Italy-moves all the time Regulary jacks off to Screenshots of his le ebin GroBgermanium His life is Suffering, so he makes harmless OPMS suffer ingame "Mom, i can't pause an onlinegame" -Plays Singeplayer "OOOH GOD IM BLOOOOBING AAAAH!" Never heard of roleplaying Just bloobs Only invests in the Forces King of the ashes Would sell his dog for a decent province Never satisfied "I need to conquer" Plays grand strategy games to feel smart
The Grand Strategy Bloober Every single campaign focused on blobbing In a state of war for the entire campaign >Trusted with the fate of his people >Sacrifices 400.000 brave men for a strip of desert Carefully conquers provinces around wastelands to paint the map in his bloobs colour Backstabbs his most loyal allies 10/10 Italy-moves all the time Regulary jacks off to Screenshots of his le ebin GroBgermanium His life is Suffering, so he makes harmless OPMS suffer ingame "Mom, i can't pause an onlinegame" -Plays Singeplayer "OOOH GOD IM BLOOOOBING AAAAH!" Never heard of roleplaying Just bloobs Only invests in the Forces King of the ashes Would sell his dog for a decent province Never satisfied "I need to conquer" Plays grand strategy games to feel smart

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Mr Hawkins, please.

THE ETERNAL FILIBO OSTER bebebebebebebebeb bebebebebebebebeb ebebebebebbebebeb ebebebebebebebebe ebebebebebebebebe bebebebebebebebeb bebebebebebebebeb ebebebebebebebebe This can't wait a month! ebebebebebebebebe bebebebebebebebeb bebebebebebebebeb ebebebebebebebebe ebebebebebebebebe bebebebebebebebeb bebebebebebebebeb ebebebebebebebebe ebebebebebebebebe bebebebebebebebeb bebebebebebebebeb ebebebebebebebebe ebebebebebebebebe bebebebebebebebeb bebebebebebebebeb ebebebebebebebebe ebebebebebebebebe bebebebebebebebeb bebebebebebebebeb ebebebebebebebebe ebebebebebebebebe bebebebebebebe bebebebebebebe bebebebebe bebebebebebe bebebebebe bebebebebe
THE ETERNAL FILIBO OSTER bebebebebebebebeb bebebebebebebebeb ebebebebebbebebeb ebebebebebebebebe ebebebebebebebebe bebebebebebebebeb bebebebebebebebeb ebebebebebebebebe This can't wait a month! ebebebebebebebebe bebebebebebebebeb bebebebebebebebeb ebebebebebebebebe ebebebebebebebebe bebebebebebebebeb bebebebebebebebeb ebebebebebebebebe ebebebebebebebebe bebebebebebebebeb bebebebebebebebeb ebebebebebebebebe ebebebebebebebebe bebebebebebebebeb bebebebebebebebeb ebebebebebebebebe ebebebebebebebebe bebebebebebebebeb bebebebebebebebeb ebebebebebebebebe ebebebebebebebebe bebebebebebebe bebebebebebebe bebebebebe bebebebebebe bebebebebe bebebebebe

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Self loathing man of inaction

The Self-Loathing Man of Inaction (20s) >super-NEET, hasn't been outside in literal months >rarely even does things he likes anymore What do I want to do? I don't know.. I'm not driving yet, but you know, soon. >procrastinates basic tasks such as cleaning or cooking Oh right, that's on my backlog. Keeps getting bigger and bigger, l'll get my GED some day. heh.. Yeah, I've been meaning to do >will neglect hygienic activies such as brushing teeth or showering that, haha.. >spends most of his time watching garbage on I don't know how to do that. I don't know what I want. I just don't know. YouTube, browsing boards or talking in chatrooms Hah, I can only really cook instant ramen. I'm so bored. >family probably think he's retarded or worse >has alienated or lost most friends in the real world STOP GIVING ME ADVICE, OKAY? I'm trying. I'll do it tomorrow. I'm too lazy. What am I supposed to do again? This is the day. I'm gonna turn things around. >has convinced himself he's ready to improve and leave the NEET life but constantly sabotages himself and prevents any commitment to change Eh, not today. >things never turn around, he gets more depressed
The Self-Loathing Man of Inaction (20s) >super-NEET, hasn't been outside in literal months >rarely even does things he likes anymore What do I want to do? I don't know.. I'm not driving yet, but you know, soon. >procrastinates basic tasks such as cleaning or cooking Oh right, that's on my backlog. Keeps getting bigger and bigger, l'll get my GED some day. heh.. Yeah, I've been meaning to do >will neglect hygienic activies such as brushing teeth or showering that, haha.. >spends most of his time watching garbage on I don't know how to do that. I don't know what I want. I just don't know. YouTube, browsing boards or talking in chatrooms Hah, I can only really cook instant ramen. I'm so bored. >family probably think he's retarded or worse >has alienated or lost most friends in the real world STOP GIVING ME ADVICE, OKAY? I'm trying. I'll do it tomorrow. I'm too lazy. What am I supposed to do again? This is the day. I'm gonna turn things around. >has convinced himself he's ready to improve and leave the NEET life but constantly sabotages himself and prevents any commitment to change Eh, not today. >things never turn around, he gets more depressed

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the fumer

THE FUMER "I'M GONNA FYO00OM!!!" MEGA MEGA F------ FUMING JAW NEVER LIVID WITH SLIGHTEST PRIVOCATION UNCLENCHES CAN LIFT A TRUCK USING JUST ADRENALINE AND RAGE Mono- chromatic vision "DON'T F------ TELL ME TO CALM only sees red DOWN"
THE FUMER "I'M GONNA FYO00OM!!!" MEGA MEGA F------ FUMING JAW NEVER LIVID WITH SLIGHTEST PRIVOCATION UNCLENCHES CAN LIFT A TRUCK USING JUST ADRENALINE AND RAGE Mono- chromatic vision "DON'T F------ TELL ME TO CALM only sees red DOWN"

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The 21 year old slizer

THE 21 YEAR OLD SLIZER Always brings up the point that if it weren't for them, BIONICLE would not exist Throws disks "OH GOD, ARE THOSE DISKS???" Prefers to be called a "Throwbot" "I'M THROO00OWING!!" Got replaced by Roboriders O'4.5" Always wants to play ultimate frisbee "Hang my carrying case by your belt, young children."
THE 21 YEAR OLD SLIZER Always brings up the point that if it weren't for them, BIONICLE would not exist Throws disks "OH GOD, ARE THOSE DISKS???" Prefers to be called a "Throwbot" "I'M THROO00OWING!!" Got replaced by Roboriders O'4.5" Always wants to play ultimate frisbee "Hang my carrying case by your belt, young children."

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wojak (Foucault fan)

The 40 year old Foucoomer the child can consent thinks ever everythingis tascinm onty kmown about for queer theorry part fime phiosophy wants to pursue his passion of being a dungeon master all abour 9y se loun debates te chomaiy inferiority complex to Deleuse
The 40 year old Foucoomer the child can consent thinks ever everythingis tascinm onty kmown about for queer theorry part fime phiosophy wants to pursue his passion of being a dungeon master all abour 9y se loun debates te chomaiy inferiority complex to Deleuse

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Gaaner

THE 50 YEAR OLD GAANER Changed the world of air traffic control. Superstar of his airline. His glorious smile appears in their advertisements. Put Tenerife on the map. Refilled his plane for a maximum explosive send-off. Doesn't give a s--- about holding on the runway. So based he was going to be made an investigator in his own air disaster before they found out he gaan. Crashed his plane with no survivors. Ultimate confidence, takes off extremely low visibility without even knowing if the runway is clear. Nobody in the cockpit dares to question him. "OUTTA MY WAY, PAN AM F------ S----!" "F--- BEING GROUNDED, WE GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!" Stewardesses on his On the throne with Sky King in aviation heaven. d--- while on autopilot.
THE 50 YEAR OLD GAANER Changed the world of air traffic control. Superstar of his airline. His glorious smile appears in their advertisements. Put Tenerife on the map. Refilled his plane for a maximum explosive send-off. Doesn't give a s--- about holding on the runway. So based he was going to be made an investigator in his own air disaster before they found out he gaan. Crashed his plane with no survivors. Ultimate confidence, takes off extremely low visibility without even knowing if the runway is clear. Nobody in the cockpit dares to question him. "OUTTA MY WAY, PAN AM F------ S----!" "F--- BEING GROUNDED, WE GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!" Stewardesses on his On the throne with Sky King in aviation heaven. d--- while on autopilot.

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E X P A N D

髪の毛ベタベタ 声ちっさい 毛ボーボー ツイッターでは話 眼鏡に指付きまくり 若いのになぜか 歯ロボロ 常鼻毛出てる やたらとデカイ 斜めがけのカバン ヘビロテしすぎてヨレヨレの服 (お母さん買ってきた) KOBU SHT 異臭を放つ
髪の毛ベタベタ 声ちっさい 毛ボーボー ツイッターでは話 眼鏡に指付きまくり 若いのになぜか 歯ロボロ 常鼻毛出てる やたらとデカイ 斜めがけのカバン ヘビロテしすぎてヨレヨレの服 (お母さん買ってきた) KOBU SHT 異臭を放つ

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The 25 year old Ploomber

The (25) year old PLOOMBER Dropped out of university for no reason Works in a small business as a skilled labourer Cut off all his old friends [inhales through teeth] "Oh... that's going to need a lot of work... it'll take weeks" Could obtain a high income if he went and got a degree Not into the whole 'rat race' and 'selling out' thing Plays vidya in evenings, watches youtube too Not exactly the 'corporate type' Took off mask to smoke, got coronavirus His peers are doing well in their careers, pity he isn't there to share in the success /nightwalk/
The (25) year old PLOOMBER Dropped out of university for no reason Works in a small business as a skilled labourer Cut off all his old friends [inhales through teeth] "Oh... that's going to need a lot of work... it'll take weeks" Could obtain a high income if he went and got a degree Not into the whole 'rat race' and 'selling out' thing Plays vidya in evenings, watches youtube too Not exactly the 'corporate type' Took off mask to smoke, got coronavirus His peers are doing well in their careers, pity he isn't there to share in the success /nightwalk/

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The 24 year old Reloomer

24 year old RELOOMER relume /ri'|(j)u:m/ verb "Boy, where do the years go?" to relight or rekindle (a light, flame, etc.). Ploomber Decides to reconnect with old Is assembling a group to do fun activities together friends Wants to hear stories Calling... Interested in what they have been up to since he last saw them about their adventures Nostalgic Dear Ploomber
24 year old RELOOMER relume /ri'|(j)u:m/ verb "Boy, where do the years go?" to relight or rekindle (a light, flame, etc.). Ploomber Decides to reconnect with old Is assembling a group to do fun activities together friends Wants to hear stories Calling... Interested in what they have been up to since he last saw them about their adventures Nostalgic Dear Ploomber

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Wojak Bros

SELECT PLAYER BOOMER COOMER DOOMER
SELECT PLAYER BOOMER COOMER DOOMER

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The BATHROOMER


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18-year-old tradcath

The 18-Year-Old TradCath AF America First with Nicholas J. Puentes You don't like catholicism!? Who r---- you? #AmNat Virgin yet relationships expert All women are w-----. Thank god for men. Yes. I'm Catholic Cat•boy holic •bodycount Iran is homophobic Proud Zoomer All women want BBC I saw it on blacked. #Trump2020 Cultishly defend Nick Fuentes
The 18-Year-Old TradCath AF America First with Nicholas J. Puentes You don't like catholicism!? Who r---- you? #AmNat Virgin yet relationships expert All women are w-----. Thank god for men. Yes. I'm Catholic Cat•boy holic •bodycount Iran is homophobic Proud Zoomer All women want BBC I saw it on blacked. #Trump2020 Cultishly defend Nick Fuentes

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The controversy addict (Controvoomer? Dramoomer?)

That any% year-old Controversy Addict Comments exclusively on dramas and controversies Arm is permanently attached to his mouse, refreshes every 0.0095 seconds to see if anyone has replied. Has never made a comment on something he likes Argues with the voices in his head when he's not commenting on dramas. Takes the comment section on Big Chungus and anime memes very, VERY seriously. Has dinosaur blood flowing through his veins, primal urge to fight is reduced to the comments section on a meme website. Neurons fire up at max capacity at the sight of downvotes. Goes to a meme website not to laugh, but to rage.
That any% year-old Controversy Addict Comments exclusively on dramas and controversies Arm is permanently attached to his mouse, refreshes every 0.0095 seconds to see if anyone has replied. Has never made a comment on something he likes Argues with the voices in his head when he's not commenting on dramas. Takes the comment section on Big Chungus and anime memes very, VERY seriously. Has dinosaur blood flowing through his veins, primal urge to fight is reduced to the comments section on a meme website. Neurons fire up at max capacity at the sight of downvotes. Goes to a meme website not to laugh, but to rage.

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The 20 year old goanimator

THE 20 YEAR OLD GOANIMATOOMER Has made thousands of videos solely dedicated to grounded fictional characters Has an obsession with shows made for toddlers Gets extremely aggressive over the sight of criticism Jerks off to the sight of people getting grounded Will throw around racial slurs like no tomorrow over his detractors Likely autistic and living with his parents Can't understand jokes, will take it as a sign of criticism and make a hate video out of you Wishes he was dead but was forced into this dark world
THE 20 YEAR OLD GOANIMATOOMER Has made thousands of videos solely dedicated to grounded fictional characters Has an obsession with shows made for toddlers Gets extremely aggressive over the sight of criticism Jerks off to the sight of people getting grounded Will throw around racial slurs like no tomorrow over his detractors Likely autistic and living with his parents Can't understand jokes, will take it as a sign of criticism and make a hate video out of you Wishes he was dead but was forced into this dark world

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The Three-Billion Year Old Carpoomer

The Three-Billion Year Old Carpoomer Only known as an urban legend among deep-sea divers Is as old as life itself on Earth Feelers make a weird popping sound Eats anything that comes in contact with its feelers "Oh god l'm gonna BLOOP" Possibly related to the Portuguese Man-Of-War? Is actually a colony of millions of organisms Can only stay alive by constantly consuming everything it sees Covers the entire ocean floor Someone tried to film it, it ate the camera How can it possibly eat enough to keep itself alive with how big it is? How many *Bloops* Someone heard Just how deep is the ocean if this thing is in the way? are there? it sing
The Three-Billion Year Old Carpoomer Only known as an urban legend among deep-sea divers Is as old as life itself on Earth Feelers make a weird popping sound Eats anything that comes in contact with its feelers "Oh god l'm gonna BLOOP" Possibly related to the Portuguese Man-Of-War? Is actually a colony of millions of organisms Can only stay alive by constantly consuming everything it sees Covers the entire ocean floor Someone tried to film it, it ate the camera How can it possibly eat enough to keep itself alive with how big it is? How many *Bloops* Someone heard Just how deep is the ocean if this thing is in the way? are there? it sing

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I-Is that a mildly entertaining late night comedy panel show?

Falls asleep with TV still on every night "There's nothing on" - watches anyway Gets home from work, Cannot cope with silence immediately tooms Larps as if his life Enjoys advertisements was a toom Believes everything Legs no longer function from lack of use he sees Has been tooming Eats while he tooms THE TOOMER since birth
Falls asleep with TV still on every night "There's nothing on" - watches anyway Gets home from work, Cannot cope with silence immediately tooms Larps as if his life Enjoys advertisements was a toom Believes everything Legs no longer function from lack of use he sees Has been tooming Eats while he tooms THE TOOMER since birth

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Controomer

The Controomer Says he hates reddit, posts regularly on the most reddit-like 4chan board Claims to be a Christian, the only reason he does is because he pretends to hate gays Insults you if confronted with actual facts Would have been an atheist Hops on the radical right train because it's the new left-winger 10 years ago when it was edgy counter-culture Has no real opinions, just recycled far right-wing drivel prides himself on his "white heritage" hasn't accomplished anything worth of note himself All his political beliefs are taken from ambiguous MS Paint infographs Sits in his room all day spamming racist jokes Would have been among the first ones to be gassed in Nazi Germany
The Controomer Says he hates reddit, posts regularly on the most reddit-like 4chan board Claims to be a Christian, the only reason he does is because he pretends to hate gays Insults you if confronted with actual facts Would have been an atheist Hops on the radical right train because it's the new left-winger 10 years ago when it was edgy counter-culture Has no real opinions, just recycled far right-wing drivel prides himself on his "white heritage" hasn't accomplished anything worth of note himself All his political beliefs are taken from ambiguous MS Paint infographs Sits in his room all day spamming racist jokes Would have been among the first ones to be gassed in Nazi Germany

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Icooner

The 20 year old Icooooner "WHO00A SO COOL SO FOREIGN! Not like my parents BORING christianity" "whooooa so cool icons!" collect them all "So BASED!" Thank you UPS man, with this magic item I can progress 70% towards leveling up my orthodoxy "BEGOME hahaha (oh please just become join my orthodox discord please please just join" "Look this priest is BASED!" "I dont understand much theology but I know it BASED!" "Beards? Whoa BASED!" Needs to rebell "This christianity is Is just an american convert whos very online ONLINE just like me!" Native orthodox hate him for making his denomination a meme
The 20 year old Icooooner "WHO00A SO COOL SO FOREIGN! Not like my parents BORING christianity" "whooooa so cool icons!" collect them all "So BASED!" Thank you UPS man, with this magic item I can progress 70% towards leveling up my orthodoxy "BEGOME hahaha (oh please just become join my orthodox discord please please just join" "Look this priest is BASED!" "I dont understand much theology but I know it BASED!" "Beards? Whoa BASED!" Needs to rebell "This christianity is Is just an american convert whos very online ONLINE just like me!" Native orthodox hate him for making his denomination a meme

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