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The Three-Billion Year Old Carpoomer Only known as an urban legend among deep-sea divers Is as old as life itself on Earth Feelers make a weird popping sound Eats anything that comes in contact with its feelers "Oh god l'm gonna BLOOP" Possibly related to the Portuguese Man-Of-War? Is actually a colony of millions of organisms Can only stay alive by constantly consuming everything it sees Covers the entire ocean floor Someone tried to film it, it ate the camera How can it possibly eat enough to keep itself alive with how big it is? How many *Bloops* Someone heard Just how deep is the ocean if this thing is in the way? are there? it sing

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The Three-Billion Year Old Carpoomer


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Uploaded Aug 02, 2020 at 08:40PM EDT

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