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Christopher @molochofficial It's increasingly clear that Ellen DeGeneres was an environmentally significant apex predator in the media ecosystem; she'd have extracted all entertainment value from the Hawk Tuah girl in a 3-minute segment and banished her back to anonymity, maintaining ecological balance 1:27 PM .19 Nov 24 from Providence, RI 8.3M Views • 18.4K Reposts 938 Quotes 307K Likes 16.2K Bookmarks 27 Most relevant replies Christopher @molochofficial • 18h Replying to @molochofficial go We got rid of all the wolves and now we're surprised by all the deer 40 1.5K 64.1K 910K ☐ %
Christopher @molochofficial It's increasingly clear that Ellen DeGeneres was an environmentally significant apex predator in the media ecosystem; she'd have extracted all entertainment value from the Hawk Tuah girl in a 3-minute segment and banished her back to anonymity, maintaining ecological balance 1:27 PM .19 Nov 24 from Providence, RI 8.3M Views • 18.4K Reposts 938 Quotes 307K Likes 16.2K Bookmarks 27 Most relevant replies Christopher @molochofficial • 18h Replying to @molochofficial go We got rid of all the wolves and now we're surprised by all the deer 40 1.5K 64.1K 910K ☐ %

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telling your own jokes to yourself

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me laughing at my own joke that I told 20 minutes ago 140

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Yep, did the Dolly Parton Challenge

Ellen Degeneres does the whole "Dolly Parton Challenge":/memes/dolly-parton-challenge meme of making a joke about how one appears on all the various social media with the punchline being a Tinder profile pic with something outlandish or humorous about it, typically in a creative way unique to the poster. This image was also "uploaded as a meme to the Dolly Parton Challenge":/photos/1716880-dolly-parton-challenge entry and it is noteworthy to include that this was one of the earlier iterations of the meme that helped kick it off.
Ellen Degeneres does the whole "Dolly Parton Challenge":/memes/dolly-parton-challenge meme of making a joke about how one appears on all the various social media with the punchline being a Tinder profile pic with something outlandish or humorous about it, typically in a creative way unique to the poster. This image was also "uploaded as a meme to the Dolly Parton Challenge":/photos/1716880-dolly-parton-challenge entry and it is noteworthy to include that this was one of the earlier iterations of the meme that helped kick it off.

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We can't even begin to talk about kindness

Mark Ruffalo @MarkRuffalo Sorry, until George W. Bush is brought to justice for the crimes of the Iraq War, (including American-lead torture, Iraqi deaths & displacement, and the deep scars-emotional & otherwise -inflicted on our military that served his folly), we can't even begin to talk about kindness. @VanityFair. Oct 8 VANITY FAIR For decades, Ellen DeGeneres has been the sunny representative for a brighter world we might all live in if we were kinder to one another. But that imagined utopia seems increasingly out of touch with reality vntyfr.com/lloZskH 11:52 AM Oct 9, 2019 Twitter Web App 262.4K Likes 59.4K Retweets
Mark Ruffalo @MarkRuffalo Sorry, until George W. Bush is brought to justice for the crimes of the Iraq War, (including American-lead torture, Iraqi deaths & displacement, and the deep scars-emotional & otherwise -inflicted on our military that served his folly), we can't even begin to talk about kindness. @VanityFair. Oct 8 VANITY FAIR For decades, Ellen DeGeneres has been the sunny representative for a brighter world we might all live in if we were kinder to one another. But that imagined utopia seems increasingly out of touch with reality vntyfr.com/lloZskH 11:52 AM Oct 9, 2019 Twitter Web App 262.4K Likes 59.4K Retweets

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Dear Ellen: The Problem With George W. Bush Is Not His Beliefs — It’s His War Crimes

Dear Ellen: The Problem With George W. Bush Is Not His Beliefs It's His War Crimes Mehdi Hasan October 9 2019, 9:45 a.m Former U.S. President George W. Bush, left, and comedian Ellen DeGeneres on the sidelines of an NFL game between the Dallas Cowboys and Green Bay Packers on Oct. 6, 2019, in Arlington, Texas Photos: Cooper Neill/AP, Ron Jenkins/AP
Dear Ellen: The Problem With George W. Bush Is Not His Beliefs It's His War Crimes Mehdi Hasan October 9 2019, 9:45 a.m Former U.S. President George W. Bush, left, and comedian Ellen DeGeneres on the sidelines of an NFL game between the Dallas Cowboys and Green Bay Packers on Oct. 6, 2019, in Arlington, Texas Photos: Cooper Neill/AP, Ron Jenkins/AP

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Devastating remix of Ellen's lecture on befriending George W. Bush disappears after copyright takedo...

Devastating remix of Ellen's lecture on befriending George W. Bush disappears after copyright takedown.. then reappears in force ellentube Ellen DeGeneres's friendship with ex-President George W. Bush became controversial this week, in light of the progressive values she claims and the 600,000 corpses left by his occupation of Iraq. She delivered a monologue on her show in response, casting their friendship as an example of civility, overcoming political differences, and having "faith in America". So Rafael Shimunov added a simple backdrop of Iraq war scenes to her monolog, in the hopes DeGeneres might better understand the complaints. In response, copyright takedown notices flew and it was removed from the 'net, so it is at least getting under her skin.
Devastating remix of Ellen's lecture on befriending George W. Bush disappears after copyright takedown.. then reappears in force ellentube Ellen DeGeneres's friendship with ex-President George W. Bush became controversial this week, in light of the progressive values she claims and the 600,000 corpses left by his occupation of Iraq. She delivered a monologue on her show in response, casting their friendship as an example of civility, overcoming political differences, and having "faith in America". So Rafael Shimunov added a simple backdrop of Iraq war scenes to her monolog, in the hopes DeGeneres might better understand the complaints. In response, copyright takedown notices flew and it was removed from the 'net, so it is at least getting under her skin.

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Just Ellen hanging out with her buddy who slaughtered a million plus human beings

Sarah Abdallah @sahouraxo Just Ellen Degeneres hanging out with her buddy George W. Bush who slaughtered over a million human beings by launching an illegal war against #Iraq on a pack of lies. How adorable. @DailyCaller Oct 6 Daily Caller DALT CALLER President George W. Bush and Ellen Degeneres at the Cowboys Packers game today FOX NFL
Sarah Abdallah @sahouraxo Just Ellen Degeneres hanging out with her buddy George W. Bush who slaughtered over a million human beings by launching an illegal war against #Iraq on a pack of lies. How adorable. @DailyCaller Oct 6 Daily Caller DALT CALLER President George W. Bush and Ellen Degeneres at the Cowboys Packers game today FOX NFL

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It was just too funny

2-panel meme of Ellen cracking up on stage with caption about how it is when I am telling my own joke and keep laughing before I can get the words out properly.
2-panel meme of Ellen cracking up on stage with caption about how it is when I am telling my own joke and keep laughing before I can get the words out properly.

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Ellen's logic

white person: i couldn't find my sock this morning ellen: here's 10,000 dollars Source: smartwaterjpg 71,427 notes
white person: i couldn't find my sock this morning ellen: here's 10,000 dollars Source: smartwaterjpg 71,427 notes

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So Meta


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havearule: If the temperature is less than my age I don't get out of bed.
havearule: If the temperature is less than my age I don't get out of bed.

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Must Be True Then

elle I saw it on the internet, so it's true.
elle I saw it on the internet, so it's true.

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Dinosaur Sneezing On Kid

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Let It Pizza! Let It Pizza!


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7:35 pm community couple discovered a thief in their home Saturday after the man told his wife a joke and they heard a laugh upstairs. An Oak Hill ellen
7:35 pm community couple discovered a thief in their home Saturday after the man told his wife a joke and they heard a laugh upstairs. An Oak Hill ellen

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