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Leminader 6 hours ago I was only 9 years old I loved Fox so much, I had Super Smash Bros. Melee for the Nintendo Gamcube I pray to Fox every night, thanking him for the techskill I've been givern Fox is love, I say."Fox is life My dad overhears me and calls me a meleefag I knew he was just jealous of my high tier main I call him a casual He slaps me and sends me to sleep I'm m crying now, and my face hurts I lay in bed and it's really cold towards me I feel something touch me t's Fox I am so happy He grabs me with his powerful furry hands and downthrows me on my hands and knees I'm ready I spread my ass cheeks for Fox He whispers in my ear Torya He shine spikes my butthole It hurts so much but I do it for Fox I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water I push against his force I want to please Fox He HIYAAS a mighty HIYAA as he fills my butt with lasers My dad walks in Fox looks him straight in the eye and says "Mishun comprete Fox side b's through the window Fox is love, Fox is life Show less Reply . 61 Hide replies Krissen Jalim 6 hours ago Leminader "Downtrows me on my hands and knees" XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Leminader 6 hours ago I was only 9 years old I loved Fox so much, I had Super Smash Bros. Melee for the Nintendo Gamcube I pray to Fox every night, thanking him for the techskill I've been givern Fox is love, I say."Fox is life My dad overhears me and calls me a meleefag I knew he was just jealous of my high tier main I call him a casual He slaps me and sends me to sleep I'm m crying now, and my face hurts I lay in bed and it's really cold towards me I feel something touch me t's Fox I am so happy He grabs me with his powerful furry hands and downthrows me on my hands and knees I'm ready I spread my ass cheeks for Fox He whispers in my ear Torya He shine spikes my butthole It hurts so much but I do it for Fox I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water I push against his force I want to please Fox He HIYAAS a mighty HIYAA as he fills my butt with lasers My dad walks in Fox looks him straight in the eye and says "Mishun comprete Fox side b's through the window Fox is love, Fox is life Show less Reply . 61 Hide replies Krissen Jalim 6 hours ago Leminader "Downtrows me on my hands and knees" XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

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Rosario Santiago 」Uruguay Buenos Aires > I was only 150 years olo > Iloved the UK so much > I pray to the UK every night before bed > "UK is love," I say, "UK is Life" >Argentina hears me and calls me a pendejo > I know she is just jealous of my devotion to the UK >I call her a slag > she invades me and sends me to bed > I am crying now, and my clay hurts > I lay in bed and it's cold >I feel a warmth moving towards me >it's the UK >Iam so happy he whispers in my ear: "this is my clay" he grabs me and puts me on my hands and knees >I'm ready > I open my borders for the UK he penetrates my harbours > it hurts but I do it for the UK >he roars a mighty roar as he fills my land with his soldiers > Argentina walks in UK looks him in the eyes and says "it's all anglo now" UK leaves through my coastline UK is love, UK is life Argentina Montevideo
Rosario Santiago 」Uruguay Buenos Aires > I was only 150 years olo > Iloved the UK so much > I pray to the UK every night before bed > "UK is love," I say, "UK is Life" >Argentina hears me and calls me a pendejo > I know she is just jealous of my devotion to the UK >I call her a slag > she invades me and sends me to bed > I am crying now, and my clay hurts > I lay in bed and it's cold >I feel a warmth moving towards me >it's the UK >Iam so happy he whispers in my ear: "this is my clay" he grabs me and puts me on my hands and knees >I'm ready > I open my borders for the UK he penetrates my harbours > it hurts but I do it for the UK >he roars a mighty roar as he fills my land with his soldiers > Argentina walks in UK looks him in the eyes and says "it's all anglo now" UK leaves through my coastline UK is love, UK is life Argentina Montevideo

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File: foxmelee png (42 KB, 200x266) O maylay Anonymous 05/22/15(Fri)22:39:42 No. 295440285 l was only 9 years old >I loved Fox so much, I had Super Smash Bros. Melee for the Nintendo Gamecube >l pray to Fox every night before bed, thanking him for the techskill I've been givern >"Fox is love" I say. "Fox is life" >My dad overhears me and calls me an elitist >l knew he was just jealous of my high tier main call him a casual >He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep I'm crying now, and my face hurts I lay in bed and it's really cold >A warmth is moving I feel something touch me lt's Fox >I am so happy He grabs me with his powerful furry hands and downthrows me on my hands and knees I'm ready I spread my ass cheeks for Fox He whispers in my ear, "Torya >He shine spikes my butthole >It hurts so much but I do it for Fox >l can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water >l push against his force >I want to please Fox >He HIYAAS a mighty HIYAA as he fills my butt with his lasers >My dad walks in > Fox looks him straight in the eye and says "Mishun comprete" > Fox leaves through the window >Fox is love, Fox is life towards me
File: foxmelee png (42 KB, 200x266) O maylay Anonymous 05/22/15(Fri)22:39:42 No. 295440285 l was only 9 years old >I loved Fox so much, I had Super Smash Bros. Melee for the Nintendo Gamecube >l pray to Fox every night before bed, thanking him for the techskill I've been givern >"Fox is love" I say. "Fox is life" >My dad overhears me and calls me an elitist >l knew he was just jealous of my high tier main call him a casual >He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep I'm crying now, and my face hurts I lay in bed and it's really cold >A warmth is moving I feel something touch me lt's Fox >I am so happy He grabs me with his powerful furry hands and downthrows me on my hands and knees I'm ready I spread my ass cheeks for Fox He whispers in my ear, "Torya >He shine spikes my butthole >It hurts so much but I do it for Fox >l can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water >l push against his force >I want to please Fox >He HIYAAS a mighty HIYAA as he fills my butt with his lasers >My dad walks in > Fox looks him straight in the eye and says "Mishun comprete" > Fox leaves through the window >Fox is love, Fox is life towards me

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>l was only 17 years old loved Bonnie The Bunny so much, I had purple and white clothes and a identical plushie >l pray to Bonnie every night before bed, thanking him for the life l've been given >"Bonnie is love" l say; "Bonnie is life" >My dad hears me and calls me a w---- >l know he was just jealous of my devotion for Bonnie >l called him a wanker >He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep >l'm crying now, and my face hurts lay in bed and it's really cold >Suddenly, i felt a warming hand on my arm >It's Bonnie >l am so happy >He whispers into my ear '"Let's Rock." >He grabs me with his powerful animatronic hands and puts me down onto my hands and knees >I'm ready >I spread my ass-cheeks for Bonnie >He penetrates my p---- >It hurts so much butI do it for Bonnie >l can feel my p---- starting to squirt as my eyes start to water >l push against his force >l want to please Bonnie >He groans with glory as he fills my p---- with his love My dad walks In >Bonnie looks him straight in the eyes and says to me "lt's all over now." >Bonnie leaves through my window while crying >Bonnie is love. Bonnie is life
>l was only 17 years old loved Bonnie The Bunny so much, I had purple and white clothes and a identical plushie >l pray to Bonnie every night before bed, thanking him for the life l've been given >"Bonnie is love" l say; "Bonnie is life" >My dad hears me and calls me a w---- >l know he was just jealous of my devotion for Bonnie >l called him a wanker >He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep >l'm crying now, and my face hurts lay in bed and it's really cold >Suddenly, i felt a warming hand on my arm >It's Bonnie >l am so happy >He whispers into my ear '"Let's Rock." >He grabs me with his powerful animatronic hands and puts me down onto my hands and knees >I'm ready >I spread my ass-cheeks for Bonnie >He penetrates my p---- >It hurts so much butI do it for Bonnie >l can feel my p---- starting to squirt as my eyes start to water >l push against his force >l want to please Bonnie >He groans with glory as he fills my p---- with his love My dad walks In >Bonnie looks him straight in the eyes and says to me "lt's all over now." >Bonnie leaves through my window while crying >Bonnie is love. Bonnie is life

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File: 1360954910946.png-(205 KB, 300x400, 560527_475993892448501_1395606123_n.png) □ Anonymous (ID: 6FjUiQaD) 02/16/13(Fri)14:01:50 No.458763090 sbe me stop of my class in swamp warfare >committed to serving my country >become a cop >witness a great injustice >go to brogre king with fellow cop >orders a burger "HOLD THE ONIONS" >no one can protect this city and disrespect shrek >they have farquad my swamp scall out police force >get fired owe it to Shrek to get revenge for disrespecting him >they are not believers >go to sleep swake up and find a piece of paper with a plan on it and a wide array of weapons >"P.S. this needs to be ogre" >killed 4 cops for disrepsecting shrek >go to cabin >hold a family hostage in their swamp and make them watch shrek on repeat >they burn the place down >the fumes carry the scent of onions throughout the city of Los Orgeless >the city celebrates me >find my manifesto >it is the script to shrek 5 >Smash Mouth covers "Last Resort" in the end credits □ Anonymous (ID: tXR5hEIZ) 02/15/13(Fri)14:04:09 No.458763470 049 (287 KB, 472x575, 1354391729864.jpg) oh my god, this is glorious
File: 1360954910946.png-(205 KB, 300x400, 560527_475993892448501_1395606123_n.png) □ Anonymous (ID: 6FjUiQaD) 02/16/13(Fri)14:01:50 No.458763090 sbe me stop of my class in swamp warfare >committed to serving my country >become a cop >witness a great injustice >go to brogre king with fellow cop >orders a burger "HOLD THE ONIONS" >no one can protect this city and disrespect shrek >they have farquad my swamp scall out police force >get fired owe it to Shrek to get revenge for disrespecting him >they are not believers >go to sleep swake up and find a piece of paper with a plan on it and a wide array of weapons >"P.S. this needs to be ogre" >killed 4 cops for disrepsecting shrek >go to cabin >hold a family hostage in their swamp and make them watch shrek on repeat >they burn the place down >the fumes carry the scent of onions throughout the city of Los Orgeless >the city celebrates me >find my manifesto >it is the script to shrek 5 >Smash Mouth covers "Last Resort" in the end credits □ Anonymous (ID: tXR5hEIZ) 02/15/13(Fri)14:04:09 No.458763470 049 (287 KB, 472x575, 1354391729864.jpg) oh my god, this is glorious

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The Leader of Gamergate 10/16/14 (Thu) 20:50:11 ID: 5656ⓒ No. 148463 9 File (hste' 1413514211389 n9 05 3318.2800-18,2801 I was only 9 years old loved shoe so much, I had all her pictures and videos I pray to shoe every night before bed thanking her for the life I've been given S"Shoe is love" I say; "Shoe is life" >My dad hears me and calls me a f----- >I know he was just jealous of my devotion for Shoe called him a c--- He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep I'm crying now, and my face hurts >I lay in bed and it's really cold >Suddenly, a warmth is moving towards me >It's Shoe >I am so happy She whispers into my ear "This is my game." >She grabs me with her powerful hands and puts me down onto my hands and knees >She raises the traffic cone above her head I'm ready >I spread my ass-cheeks for Shoe >She penetrates my butt-hole >It hurts so much but I do it for Shoe >l can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water >I push against her force I want to please Shoe She roars in a mighty roar as she fills my butt with her love >My dad walks in Shoe looks him straight in the eyes and says "IT'S EERILY REALISTIC >Shoe leaves through my window >Shoe is love. Shoe is life

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>I was only 9 years old >I loved Dragon Ball so much, I had all the merchandise, movies and games >I pray to Goku every night before bed, thanking him for the life I've been given > "Goku is love" I say. "Goku is life" > My dad hears me and he calls me a f----- >I knew he was just jelous of my devotion for Dragon Ball I called him a c--- >He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep >I'm crying now, and my face hurts lay in bed and it's really cold > I sense a massive power level moving towards me > I feel something touch me > It's Goku >I am so happy >He whispers in to my ear, "I am the hope of the universe > He grabs me with his powerful saiyan hands and puts me on my hands and knees >I'm ready > I spread my ass cheeks for Goku > He penetrates my butthole > It hurts so much but I do it for Goku > I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water > I push against his force > I want to please Goku >He roars a mighty roar as he fills my butt with his love > My dad walks in > Goku looks him straight in the eye and says, "I'd rather be a brainless monkey than a heartless father!" Goku hops on the flying nimbus and leaves through my window > Goku is love, Goku is life
>I was only 9 years old >I loved Dragon Ball so much, I had all the merchandise, movies and games >I pray to Goku every night before bed, thanking him for the life I've been given > "Goku is love" I say. "Goku is life" > My dad hears me and he calls me a f----- >I knew he was just jelous of my devotion for Dragon Ball I called him a c--- >He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep >I'm crying now, and my face hurts lay in bed and it's really cold > I sense a massive power level moving towards me > I feel something touch me > It's Goku >I am so happy >He whispers in to my ear, "I am the hope of the universe > He grabs me with his powerful saiyan hands and puts me on my hands and knees >I'm ready > I spread my ass cheeks for Goku > He penetrates my butthole > It hurts so much but I do it for Goku > I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water > I push against his force > I want to please Goku >He roars a mighty roar as he fills my butt with his love > My dad walks in > Goku looks him straight in the eye and says, "I'd rather be a brainless monkey than a heartless father!" Goku hops on the flying nimbus and leaves through my window > Goku is love, Goku is life

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I was only 9 years old >l loved Baymax so much, I had all the merchandise and the movie >l pray to Baymax every night before I go to bed, thanking him for the life I've been given >"Baymax is love" say. "Baymax is life" >I looked over to see if my dad heard me >Dad doesn't call me a f----- >Dad left me after l bought my first Baymax dildo >He is obviously jealous of my devotion to Baymax > I go into my bed and it is very cold >l feel a warmth moving towards me > I feel a warm marshmallow hugging me > It's Baymax > I am so happy > He whispers into my ear, "You have been a good boy, have a lollipop >He grabs me with his powerful robot hands and puts me on my hands and knees >I'm ready > I spread my ass cheeks for Baymax > He rocket fists my butthole It hurts so much, but I do it for Baymax > Suddenly he stops > "My programming prevents me from injuring a human being" > "Not anymore" Isay as I took out his healthcare chip > Baymax is now ready >I looked at his red eyes "Baymax, destroy!" > I can feel my anus tearing as my eyes start to water > I push against his fist bump > He ba-la-la-la a mighty ba-la-la-la as he fills my butt with his love > Baymax stops again "Your dad is here > I don't want to remember my dad > "Your dad is here" Baymax says as he points at a figure at the doorway > My dad has his pants down with his d--- in full view as he sobs in pure disappointment > Baymax looks him deep in the eyes and says, "On a scale of 1 to 10, how would you rate your pain?" > Baymax leaves through my window > I am satisfied with my care
I was only 9 years old >l loved Baymax so much, I had all the merchandise and the movie >l pray to Baymax every night before I go to bed, thanking him for the life I've been given >"Baymax is love" say. "Baymax is life" >I looked over to see if my dad heard me >Dad doesn't call me a f----- >Dad left me after l bought my first Baymax dildo >He is obviously jealous of my devotion to Baymax > I go into my bed and it is very cold >l feel a warmth moving towards me > I feel a warm marshmallow hugging me > It's Baymax > I am so happy > He whispers into my ear, "You have been a good boy, have a lollipop >He grabs me with his powerful robot hands and puts me on my hands and knees >I'm ready > I spread my ass cheeks for Baymax > He rocket fists my butthole It hurts so much, but I do it for Baymax > Suddenly he stops > "My programming prevents me from injuring a human being" > "Not anymore" Isay as I took out his healthcare chip > Baymax is now ready >I looked at his red eyes "Baymax, destroy!" > I can feel my anus tearing as my eyes start to water > I push against his fist bump > He ba-la-la-la a mighty ba-la-la-la as he fills my butt with his love > Baymax stops again "Your dad is here > I don't want to remember my dad > "Your dad is here" Baymax says as he points at a figure at the doorway > My dad has his pants down with his d--- in full view as he sobs in pure disappointment > Baymax looks him deep in the eyes and says, "On a scale of 1 to 10, how would you rate your pain?" > Baymax leaves through my window > I am satisfied with my care

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e: 1358148753159.ipg(105 KB, 300x300, 300.shrek.forever.Ir. 121809.jpg) O Anonymous (ID: CBcHeZU) 01/14/13(Mon)02:32:33 No.450921803 Reples: 씌蟛 I was only 69 I loved so much, I had all the and movies every night before bed, thanking him for the life Ive been given s life > I pray to is love" I say. . My dad hears me and he calls me a f----- I knew he was just jealous of my devotion for > I caled him a c--- > He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep Im crying now, and my face hurts I lay in bed and its really cold > A warmth is moving towards me > I foel something Its I am so happy OREHCOCONUT CREAM PIES > He in to ear WERYouwiTH He grabs me with his powerful hands and puts me on my hands and knees > I'm ready > l spread my ass cheeks for: aule He penetrates my butthole It hurts so much but I do it for xRAND 94 s I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water > I push against his force > I want to please >He roars a mighty roar as he fills my butt with his cocoONUT CREAM PIES My dad looks him straight in the eye and says leaves through s love, is life Anonymous (ID: fBWBqNjg) 01/14/13(Mon)02:33:51 No.450922048 what the f---
e: 1358148753159.ipg(105 KB, 300x300, 300.shrek.forever.Ir. 121809.jpg) O Anonymous (ID: CBcHeZU) 01/14/13(Mon)02:32:33 No.450921803 Reples: 씌蟛 I was only 69 I loved so much, I had all the and movies every night before bed, thanking him for the life Ive been given s life > I pray to is love" I say. . My dad hears me and he calls me a f----- I knew he was just jealous of my devotion for > I caled him a c--- > He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep Im crying now, and my face hurts I lay in bed and its really cold > A warmth is moving towards me > I foel something Its I am so happy OREHCOCONUT CREAM PIES > He in to ear WERYouwiTH He grabs me with his powerful hands and puts me on my hands and knees > I'm ready > l spread my ass cheeks for: aule He penetrates my butthole It hurts so much but I do it for xRAND 94 s I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water > I push against his force > I want to please >He roars a mighty roar as he fills my butt with his cocoONUT CREAM PIES My dad looks him straight in the eye and says leaves through s love, is life Anonymous (ID: fBWBqNjg) 01/14/13(Mon)02:33:51 No.450922048 what the f---

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I was only ten years old I loved Groudon so much I had all his fogures and plush dolls l pray to Gtoudon every night before bed, thanking him for the land I stand on. Groudon is love," I say, "Groudon is life." My dad, Archie, hears me and calls me a land-lubber I knew he was just jealous of my devotion to Groudon I called him "Blue whale Blubber He slapped me and kicked me out to go to on a Pokemon. journey I am crying now, and I have no Bokemoo. l get my starter Bokemoo, and it is a Filthy Water type. I go to Route 1 A wild Pakemon battles me It's Groudon I am so happy He says Boooat He puts up a powerful powerful sun I'm ready l force my useless starter to use leer on Groudon He Earthquakes my Starter Bokemon I am losing so much HP but I do it for Groudan I can feel my Pakeman fainting as I start to white out I have my Starter keep fighting I want to please Groudoo He roars a mighty roar as he kills my Bakemo0 Archie walks by Groudon looks him straight in the eye and says "It's all Magma now." Groudon leaves by sinking into the ground.
I was only ten years old I loved Groudon so much I had all his fogures and plush dolls l pray to Gtoudon every night before bed, thanking him for the land I stand on. Groudon is love," I say, "Groudon is life." My dad, Archie, hears me and calls me a land-lubber I knew he was just jealous of my devotion to Groudon I called him "Blue whale Blubber He slapped me and kicked me out to go to on a Pokemon. journey I am crying now, and I have no Bokemoo. l get my starter Bokemoo, and it is a Filthy Water type. I go to Route 1 A wild Pakemon battles me It's Groudon I am so happy He says Boooat He puts up a powerful powerful sun I'm ready l force my useless starter to use leer on Groudon He Earthquakes my Starter Bokemon I am losing so much HP but I do it for Groudan I can feel my Pakeman fainting as I start to white out I have my Starter keep fighting I want to please Groudoo He roars a mighty roar as he kills my Bakemo0 Archie walks by Groudon looks him straight in the eye and says "It's all Magma now." Groudon leaves by sinking into the ground.

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> I was only 33 years old > I loved GabeN so much, I have all his games > I pray to GabeN every night before bed, thanking him for the games i've been given > "GabeN is love" say, "GabeN is life" > My roommate hears me and calls me an elitist > I knew he was just jealous of my devotion for GabeN > I called him a peasant > He rages and leaves the room > I'm crying now that people can be so stupid > I sit next to my pc and it's really hot > Something is moving towards me > I feel something touch me > It's GabeN > I'm so happy > He whispers in my ear, "this is my wallet > He grabs my wallet with his powerful hands > I'm ready > I open my wallet for Gabe > He starts taking the money > It hurts but I do it for games > I can feel my finances flying away > I try to resist the urge >I want to please GabeN > He roars a mighty roar as he fills my library with games > My roommate walks in > GabeN looks him straight in the eye and says "Come join us" > GabeN jumps out the window >GabeN is love, GabeN is life
> I was only 33 years old > I loved GabeN so much, I have all his games > I pray to GabeN every night before bed, thanking him for the games i've been given > "GabeN is love" say, "GabeN is life" > My roommate hears me and calls me an elitist > I knew he was just jealous of my devotion for GabeN > I called him a peasant > He rages and leaves the room > I'm crying now that people can be so stupid > I sit next to my pc and it's really hot > Something is moving towards me > I feel something touch me > It's GabeN > I'm so happy > He whispers in my ear, "this is my wallet > He grabs my wallet with his powerful hands > I'm ready > I open my wallet for Gabe > He starts taking the money > It hurts but I do it for games > I can feel my finances flying away > I try to resist the urge >I want to please GabeN > He roars a mighty roar as he fills my library with games > My roommate walks in > GabeN looks him straight in the eye and says "Come join us" > GabeN jumps out the window >GabeN is love, GabeN is life

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>I was only 9 years old >l loved Thomas the Tank Engine so much, I had all the merchandise and movies to Thomas every night before bed, thanking him for the life l've been given. >Because, you k now, Thomas is God. pray >What? You didn't know God was a fing train? >Well, he is >Just accept it and move on >"Thomas is love" I say; "Thomas is life'" >My dad hears me and calls me a faggoft know he was just jealous of my devotion for Thomas called him a c--- >He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep I'm crying now, and my face hurts >l lay in bed and it's really cold >Suddenly, a warmth is moving towards me >And also train noises It's Thomas >l am so happy He whispers into my ear "little engines can do big things. >He grabs me with his powerful train- uh.get back to you on that one, and puts me down onto my hands and knees I'm ready spread my ass-cheeks for Thomas >His whistle thingy penetrates my butt-hole >It hurts so much but I do it for Thomas >l can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water >I push against his force >l want to please Thomas >He toots that toot trains toot- you >My dad walks in >Thomas looks him straight in the eyes and says "I have trained you well" >Thomas leaves through the wall where my window once was. I mean, he is a train after all >Thomas is love. Thomas is life know the one- as he fills my butt with his love

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Witch is Rich By: Cornonjacob A one shot about a love triangle between Kim, Ox, and Jacqueline. Small amounts of smut. Enjoy Rated: Fiction-English-Romance/Humor-Ox. Jacqueline, Kim D.-words: 266-Published: 23h ago-id: 10630241 I was only a Shibusen student I loved Kim Diehl so much, I memorized her schedule and her routine I write about Kim in my diary every night before going to bed, thanking her for going to school "I love Kim" I say, "More than life." Harver hears me and calls me a witch loving f----- I know he must have been infected with Kishin madness I called him a flunky He eats my homework and sends me away I'm crying now, and my grades hurt I'm at my desk and it's covered in academics A soul signal is moving towards me I feel it touch me It's Kim I am so horny (like my hair) She whispers into my ear "Give me all your cash you p------------." Jacqueline's powerful chain wraps around me and puts me on my hands and knees I've studied for this I spread open my wallet for Kim She equips the strap-on she uses on Jacqueline and uses it to scoop out my money I'm running out of cash but I do it for Kim I can see the coins spilling out as the leather tears I push my wallet closer to her I want Kim to have money She moans in satisfaction as Jacqueline sets my empty wallet on fire Harver walks in Kim looks him straight in the eyes behind his visor and says, "I was able to cut him a Diehl." Kim climbs on top of Jacqueline and flies out the window Kim is love, Kim is afterlife
Witch is Rich By: Cornonjacob A one shot about a love triangle between Kim, Ox, and Jacqueline. Small amounts of smut. Enjoy Rated: Fiction-English-Romance/Humor-Ox. Jacqueline, Kim D.-words: 266-Published: 23h ago-id: 10630241 I was only a Shibusen student I loved Kim Diehl so much, I memorized her schedule and her routine I write about Kim in my diary every night before going to bed, thanking her for going to school "I love Kim" I say, "More than life." Harver hears me and calls me a witch loving f----- I know he must have been infected with Kishin madness I called him a flunky He eats my homework and sends me away I'm crying now, and my grades hurt I'm at my desk and it's covered in academics A soul signal is moving towards me I feel it touch me It's Kim I am so horny (like my hair) She whispers into my ear "Give me all your cash you p------------." Jacqueline's powerful chain wraps around me and puts me on my hands and knees I've studied for this I spread open my wallet for Kim She equips the strap-on she uses on Jacqueline and uses it to scoop out my money I'm running out of cash but I do it for Kim I can see the coins spilling out as the leather tears I push my wallet closer to her I want Kim to have money She moans in satisfaction as Jacqueline sets my empty wallet on fire Harver walks in Kim looks him straight in the eyes behind his visor and says, "I was able to cut him a Diehl." Kim climbs on top of Jacqueline and flies out the window Kim is love, Kim is afterlife

Shrek Is Love, Shrek Is Life