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Shrek Is Love, Shrek Is Life - A deconstruction of this story, featuring Thomas the Tank Engine!

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>I was only 9 years old >l loved Thomas the Tank Engine so much, I had all the merchandise and movies to Thomas every night before bed, thanking him for the life l've been given. >Because, you k now, Thomas is God. pray >What? You didn't know God was a fing train? >Well, he is >Just accept it and move on >"Thomas is love" I say; "Thomas is life'" >My dad hears me and calls me a faggoft know he was just jealous of my devotion for Thomas called him a c--- >He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep I'm crying now, and my face hurts >l lay in bed and it's really cold >Suddenly, a warmth is moving towards me >And also train noises It's Thomas >l am so happy He whispers into my ear "little engines can do big things. >He grabs me with his powerful train- uh.get back to you on that one, and puts me down onto my hands and knees I'm ready spread my ass-cheeks for Thomas >His whistle thingy penetrates my butt-hole >It hurts so much but I do it for Thomas >l can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water >I push against his force >l want to please Thomas >He toots that toot trains toot- you >My dad walks in >Thomas looks him straight in the eyes and says "I have trained you well" >Thomas leaves through the wall where my window once was. I mean, he is a train after all >Thomas is love. Thomas is life know the one- as he fills my butt with his love

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Shrek Is Love, Shrek Is Life

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This comes from Lost Media Wiki's discussion thread on the Sesame Street segment "Crack Master", after a user mentioned that there were a few versions of the story involving children's show when an anonymous user posted a version of the story featuring Crack Master.

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