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123456 320 ipg (40 KB, 320x240) iadb google 88 □ Anonymous (ID: Op773UP) 01/26/13(Sat)22:04 No 453921292 [▼] >be 17 talking about shrek dad says he has heard enough about shrek and tells me i am grounded tell him he is ogrezealous and run to my room that night i pray to shrek but hear no reply >has he abandoned me? wake up this morning go outside >my dad is laying naked and dead >he froze in the ice and snow see an onion beside him and hold it >in the breeze i hear a voice >"he shoulda worn layers" im a believer and not a trace of doubt in my mind [-] □ Anonymous (ID: Giuphf00 01/26/13(Sat)22:05 No 453921556 [ ogrezealous 10/10 i raged well played
123456 320 ipg (40 KB, 320x240) iadb google 88 □ Anonymous (ID: Op773UP) 01/26/13(Sat)22:04 No 453921292 [▼] >be 17 talking about shrek dad says he has heard enough about shrek and tells me i am grounded tell him he is ogrezealous and run to my room that night i pray to shrek but hear no reply >has he abandoned me? wake up this morning go outside >my dad is laying naked and dead >he froze in the ice and snow see an onion beside him and hold it >in the breeze i hear a voice >"he shoulda worn layers" im a believer and not a trace of doubt in my mind [-] □ Anonymous (ID: Giuphf00 01/26/13(Sat)22:05 No 453921556 [ ogrezealous 10/10 i raged well played

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1395933815010 ipg-(7 KB, 191x136, image jpg) Anonymous (ID: v2CK6p2Q) 03/27/14(Thu)15:23:35 UTC No.539281101 [Reply >be me, 12 >into the ship Titanioc really into the ship Titanic >go with dad to take me to an exhibit >cry at the beauty and tragedy of the Titanic >dad laughs and calls me a f----- >he takes me home and doesn't stop for supper at bk >so mad that I pray to Titanic nothing >So upset I go to my room and lay in my bed >suddenly the air got frosty >my sheets are wet and full of ice >could it be? >l am greeted by the starboard size triple screw propellers >"HUUUUURRRRNNNNN" titanic bellowed silently nod, eyes fixed on the massive anchor >My dad runs to my room and opens the door >he sees his house is half destroyed by the beauty of the size of titanic >my dad yells at me and titanic and calls us f--- >Ohshit.jpg >Titanic capsizes and crushes my dad into titanic's 3rd funnel >My room was filled with steamm titanic turns to por >I'm ready >Bend over to take in all of titanic's massive bow >l cry a bit but take the pain to please my god >I whisper "full steam ahead captain" t and looks at me >titanic fills me with love steam then titanic sets a course for heaven >titanic is love, titanic is life
1395933815010 ipg-(7 KB, 191x136, image jpg) Anonymous (ID: v2CK6p2Q) 03/27/14(Thu)15:23:35 UTC No.539281101 [Reply >be me, 12 >into the ship Titanioc really into the ship Titanic >go with dad to take me to an exhibit >cry at the beauty and tragedy of the Titanic >dad laughs and calls me a f----- >he takes me home and doesn't stop for supper at bk >so mad that I pray to Titanic nothing >So upset I go to my room and lay in my bed >suddenly the air got frosty >my sheets are wet and full of ice >could it be? >l am greeted by the starboard size triple screw propellers >"HUUUUURRRRNNNNN" titanic bellowed silently nod, eyes fixed on the massive anchor >My dad runs to my room and opens the door >he sees his house is half destroyed by the beauty of the size of titanic >my dad yells at me and titanic and calls us f--- >Ohshit.jpg >Titanic capsizes and crushes my dad into titanic's 3rd funnel >My room was filled with steamm titanic turns to por >I'm ready >Bend over to take in all of titanic's massive bow >l cry a bit but take the pain to please my god >I whisper "full steam ahead captain" t and looks at me >titanic fills me with love steam then titanic sets a course for heaven >titanic is love, titanic is life

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I pray to Binky every ht before bed thanking him for the e l've been given was onl ears Binky is love", I say I loved Binky so much I had all the merchandise and movies Binky is life.' My dad hears me andI knew he was just calls me a f----- He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep Im crying now, and m face hurts I call him a c--- jealous of my devotion to Binky I lay in bad and its really colo A warmth is coming towards me He whişperg in my ear"Gimne that cupcake I feel sonething touch Its Binky Gimme that cupcake ㄧ l'm so happy He grabs me with his powerful bulldog hands l spread my ass cheeks for Binky push against his orce and puts me on my face. Im ready I want to please Binky He penetrates my butthole It hurts so much but l o it for Binky I can feel me butt tearing as my eyeş start to water My dad walks in "What a wonderful kind of day" Binky looks him straight in the eye and says He roars a mighty roar as he fills my butt with his love Binky leaves through my window BINkY BINKY SD IS LOVE LIFE
I pray to Binky every ht before bed thanking him for the e l've been given was onl ears Binky is love", I say I loved Binky so much I had all the merchandise and movies Binky is life.' My dad hears me andI knew he was just calls me a f----- He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep Im crying now, and m face hurts I call him a c--- jealous of my devotion to Binky I lay in bad and its really colo A warmth is coming towards me He whişperg in my ear"Gimne that cupcake I feel sonething touch Its Binky Gimme that cupcake ㄧ l'm so happy He grabs me with his powerful bulldog hands l spread my ass cheeks for Binky push against his orce and puts me on my face. Im ready I want to please Binky He penetrates my butthole It hurts so much but l o it for Binky I can feel me butt tearing as my eyeş start to water My dad walks in "What a wonderful kind of day" Binky looks him straight in the eye and says He roars a mighty roar as he fills my butt with his love Binky leaves through my window BINkY BINKY SD IS LOVE LIFE

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anime Anonymous (ID: gTvKlzCM) 03/03/14(Mon)22:12:19 UTC-5 No.535464048 be me facebook page manager post image of the greatest anime in history, Shrek just want to spread the joy of the ogrelord to all people bash the image, saying Shrek isn't an anime, blaspheming the holy onion peeler call the heretics dreck Zuckerberg shuts down my facebook account for hatespeech >crying alone on my bed feel a warm onion scented presence fill the room look up from my tear-stained pillow it's Shrek >I look at his hands he's holding the decapitated heads of Zuckerberg in one hand, and the heretics in the other he looks at me and says "it ain't ogre till it's ogre" I know what I must do get on my knees >Shrek takes out his massive ogre sized c--- >I'm ready he shoves it down my throat and instantly shoots his onion love down my gullet. wake up the next morning wondering if it was a dream turn on news headline states that Zuckerberg's and three others' decapitated bodies were found in an onion patch get on laptop facebook account is back and am now CEO of facebook notice an onion next to my feet pick it up there's a message engraved into the side "Welcome to the swamp, laddeh" Shrek is love Shrek is life Anonymous (ID: Jme7FvNB) 03/03/14(Mon)22:14:28 UTC-5 No.535464437 Can we admit that Looney Toons is, at the very least, in the top 5 anime series ever?
anime Anonymous (ID: gTvKlzCM) 03/03/14(Mon)22:12:19 UTC-5 No.535464048 be me facebook page manager post image of the greatest anime in history, Shrek just want to spread the joy of the ogrelord to all people bash the image, saying Shrek isn't an anime, blaspheming the holy onion peeler call the heretics dreck Zuckerberg shuts down my facebook account for hatespeech >crying alone on my bed feel a warm onion scented presence fill the room look up from my tear-stained pillow it's Shrek >I look at his hands he's holding the decapitated heads of Zuckerberg in one hand, and the heretics in the other he looks at me and says "it ain't ogre till it's ogre" I know what I must do get on my knees >Shrek takes out his massive ogre sized c--- >I'm ready he shoves it down my throat and instantly shoots his onion love down my gullet. wake up the next morning wondering if it was a dream turn on news headline states that Zuckerberg's and three others' decapitated bodies were found in an onion patch get on laptop facebook account is back and am now CEO of facebook notice an onion next to my feet pick it up there's a message engraved into the side "Welcome to the swamp, laddeh" Shrek is love Shrek is life Anonymous (ID: Jme7FvNB) 03/03/14(Mon)22:14:28 UTC-5 No.535464437 Can we admit that Looney Toons is, at the very least, in the top 5 anime series ever?

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ile: 13581487531591凶4105 KB. 300x300. 300.shrekforever.lt, 121809.jpg) Anonymous (ID: CBcH L)01/14/13(Mon)02:32:33 No.450921803 Replios:0 > Be me > Be 13 > Be in test > No one talking > Its all quiet > I suddenly spill water > Teacher gets mad and starts to yell > Calls me a f----- and gives me detention > I slump in my seat sad > I close my eyes and pray to the lorod > Shrek, I need your help > Shrek is love i say, shrek is life > The silence is broken by gagging > students cough at the stench of onions > Suddenly shrek bursts through the window > His green naked body makes my pupils dilate > I take in the whole view of his green ogresized c--- > "Yeh called me laddeh" > I nod silently, eyes still fixed on his meat > Shrek bends my teacher over on all fours and buttrapes him > Tears of jealousy roll down my cheeks > I push my teacher aside, eager to please shrek > "Its not your turn yet laddeh" > Shrek grabs a handful of students and thrusts their faces to his crotch > His 20 foot erected c--- skewers all 5 students from ass through mouth > He turns to me I'm ready > i gobble his balls and perform my best > the pain of my mouth ripping to fit his c--- is unbearable but i do it for shrek > he releases a gallon of love down my throat > "its all ogre now > As i get off my knees, shrek disappears out the window > Shrek is love, Shrek is life 9 Anonymous (ID: (BWBQNg) 01/14/13(Mon)02:33:51 No.450922048 what the f---
ile: 13581487531591凶4105 KB. 300x300. 300.shrekforever.lt, 121809.jpg) Anonymous (ID: CBcH L)01/14/13(Mon)02:32:33 No.450921803 Replios:0 > Be me > Be 13 > Be in test > No one talking > Its all quiet > I suddenly spill water > Teacher gets mad and starts to yell > Calls me a f----- and gives me detention > I slump in my seat sad > I close my eyes and pray to the lorod > Shrek, I need your help > Shrek is love i say, shrek is life > The silence is broken by gagging > students cough at the stench of onions > Suddenly shrek bursts through the window > His green naked body makes my pupils dilate > I take in the whole view of his green ogresized c--- > "Yeh called me laddeh" > I nod silently, eyes still fixed on his meat > Shrek bends my teacher over on all fours and buttrapes him > Tears of jealousy roll down my cheeks > I push my teacher aside, eager to please shrek > "Its not your turn yet laddeh" > Shrek grabs a handful of students and thrusts their faces to his crotch > His 20 foot erected c--- skewers all 5 students from ass through mouth > He turns to me I'm ready > i gobble his balls and perform my best > the pain of my mouth ripping to fit his c--- is unbearable but i do it for shrek > he releases a gallon of love down my throat > "its all ogre now > As i get off my knees, shrek disappears out the window > Shrek is love, Shrek is life 9 Anonymous (ID: (BWBQNg) 01/14/13(Mon)02:33:51 No.450922048 what the f---

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File: 1391203108919.png-(36 KB, 750x479, shrek_is_love__shrek is_I(...).png) Anonymous 01/31/14(Fri)16:18:28 UTC-5 No.530112563 >today is the school field trip to a lake bring with me a onion lunch shrek the movie book >kids on bus mock me and my love for shrek >"shrek is drek they haven't let the light of shrek into their hearts and anuses swe get to the lake and it >by the lake prays to shrek >drek bully hears me and laughs ake walk down path "shrek is drek" >drek bully takes onion from me and crushes it s"i will destroy shrek get down on my knees to see whats left of my precious onion >drek bully laughs >the smell of onions and swamp fill the air surrounding >a naked enraged shrek bursts from the clearing >drek bully runs away but it is futile >shrek with the force of a thousand donkehs thrusts his c--- forward >impales drek bully blood paints the foliage >before i could thank the ogrelord the silence was broken when little jimmy screams >little jimmy runs away but shrek chases after him s wher d'yu think ur goin' laddie? >shrek grabs jimmy and was about to r--- him but he sees david the fatkid to his right -david is frozen in fear -shrek runs over towards david and knocks him onto his stomach >shrek uses his mighty ogre c--- to cut a hole in the back of david and proceeds to put little jimmy inside >shrek seals david up and then inserts himself into david anus >shrek buttrapes david but is also mouth rapingjimmy at the same time can hear Jimmy's screams inside david >shrek lets out a mighty roar as he emptys himself into david sdavid swells up and bursts open revealed a steaming jimmy carcus covered in copious amounts of shrek's onion love >shrek crushes carcus into ball and throws it into the lake sour teacher screams "WHAT THE F--- IS THIS s "dey should'v checked themselvs b4 dey shreked themselvs" sthe teacher runs as shrek then swings his ogrecock slising the teacher in half Anonymous 01/31/14(Fri)16:20:13 UTC-5 No.530112785 >shrek rapes the corpse by sticking his c--- through the open waist hole and out his a------ >also grabs the upper half of the teacher and sticks his penis into the mouth of the teacher and out the back of his head >"is it ogre now" >"naut yet >shrek knocks me down on my hands and knees i want to pleasure shrek >shrek tears my a------ and i feel the glorious pain as his ogre cocks goes through my a------ and out of my mouth >he lifts me in the air thrusts up and down pass out of the strain of my a------ wake up later my mouth and a------ are sticky >i get up and walk to the nearby highway and hitchhike home get home and when i walk in my home my mom says anon, what has happened to you!?" shrek is love" i say "shrek is life
File: 1391203108919.png-(36 KB, 750x479, shrek_is_love__shrek is_I(...).png) Anonymous 01/31/14(Fri)16:18:28 UTC-5 No.530112563 >today is the school field trip to a lake bring with me a onion lunch shrek the movie book >kids on bus mock me and my love for shrek >"shrek is drek they haven't let the light of shrek into their hearts and anuses swe get to the lake and it >by the lake prays to shrek >drek bully hears me and laughs ake walk down path "shrek is drek" >drek bully takes onion from me and crushes it s"i will destroy shrek get down on my knees to see whats left of my precious onion >drek bully laughs >the smell of onions and swamp fill the air surrounding >a naked enraged shrek bursts from the clearing >drek bully runs away but it is futile >shrek with the force of a thousand donkehs thrusts his c--- forward >impales drek bully blood paints the foliage >before i could thank the ogrelord the silence was broken when little jimmy screams >little jimmy runs away but shrek chases after him s wher d'yu think ur goin' laddie? >shrek grabs jimmy and was about to r--- him but he sees david the fatkid to his right -david is frozen in fear -shrek runs over towards david and knocks him onto his stomach >shrek uses his mighty ogre c--- to cut a hole in the back of david and proceeds to put little jimmy inside >shrek seals david up and then inserts himself into david anus >shrek buttrapes david but is also mouth rapingjimmy at the same time can hear Jimmy's screams inside david >shrek lets out a mighty roar as he emptys himself into david sdavid swells up and bursts open revealed a steaming jimmy carcus covered in copious amounts of shrek's onion love >shrek crushes carcus into ball and throws it into the lake sour teacher screams "WHAT THE F--- IS THIS s "dey should'v checked themselvs b4 dey shreked themselvs" sthe teacher runs as shrek then swings his ogrecock slising the teacher in half Anonymous 01/31/14(Fri)16:20:13 UTC-5 No.530112785 >shrek rapes the corpse by sticking his c--- through the open waist hole and out his a------ >also grabs the upper half of the teacher and sticks his penis into the mouth of the teacher and out the back of his head >"is it ogre now" >"naut yet >shrek knocks me down on my hands and knees i want to pleasure shrek >shrek tears my a------ and i feel the glorious pain as his ogre cocks goes through my a------ and out of my mouth >he lifts me in the air thrusts up and down pass out of the strain of my a------ wake up later my mouth and a------ are sticky >i get up and walk to the nearby highway and hitchhike home get home and when i walk in my home my mom says anon, what has happened to you!?" shrek is love" i say "shrek is life

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ile: 1358148753159.ipg-(105 KB, 300x300, 300.shrek.forever.lr.121809.jpg) Anonymous (ID: CBcH+zLI) 01/14/13 (Mon)02:32:33 No.450921803 Replies: 24509 >I was only 9 years old > I loved shrek so much, I had all the merchandise and movies > I pray to shrek every night before bed, thanking him for the life I've been given > "Shrek is love" say. "Shrek is life" > My dad hears me and he calls me a f----- > I knew he was just jealous of my devotion for Shrek > I called him a c--- > He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep Im crying now, and my face hurts > I lay in bed and its really cold >A warmth i > I feel something touch me > Its shrek > I am so happy > He whispers in to ear, "this is my swamp > He grabs me with his powerful ogre hands and puts me on my hands and knees s moving towards me > I'm ready > I spread my ass cheeks for Shrek > He penetrates my butthole > It hurts so much but I do it for Shrek > I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water > I push against his force I want to please Shrek > He roars a mighty roar as he fills my butt with his love > My dad walks in > Shrek looks him straight in the eye and says. "Its all ogre now" > Shrek leaves through my window > Shrek is love, Shrek is life Anonymous (ID: fBWBqNjg) 01/14/13(Mon)02:33:51 No.450922048 what the f---
ile: 1358148753159.ipg-(105 KB, 300x300, 300.shrek.forever.lr.121809.jpg) Anonymous (ID: CBcH+zLI) 01/14/13 (Mon)02:32:33 No.450921803 Replies: 24509 >I was only 9 years old > I loved shrek so much, I had all the merchandise and movies > I pray to shrek every night before bed, thanking him for the life I've been given > "Shrek is love" say. "Shrek is life" > My dad hears me and he calls me a f----- > I knew he was just jealous of my devotion for Shrek > I called him a c--- > He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep Im crying now, and my face hurts > I lay in bed and its really cold >A warmth i > I feel something touch me > Its shrek > I am so happy > He whispers in to ear, "this is my swamp > He grabs me with his powerful ogre hands and puts me on my hands and knees s moving towards me > I'm ready > I spread my ass cheeks for Shrek > He penetrates my butthole > It hurts so much but I do it for Shrek > I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water > I push against his force I want to please Shrek > He roars a mighty roar as he fills my butt with his love > My dad walks in > Shrek looks him straight in the eye and says. "Its all ogre now" > Shrek leaves through my window > Shrek is love, Shrek is life Anonymous (ID: fBWBqNjg) 01/14/13(Mon)02:33:51 No.450922048 what the f---

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E File: 1394159996245.ipg-(3 KB, 160x90, Braeburnez luv.jpg) Braeburn is love, Braeburn is life pennypenguin 03/06/14(Thu)23:39 UTC-3 No.16644641 >l was only 9 years old >I loved Braeburn so much, I had all the merchandise and p--- >I pray to Braeburn every night before bed, thanking him for the life I've been given >"Braeburn is love" say; "Braeburn is life" >My dad hears me and calls me a f----- know he was just jealous of my devotion for Braeburn called him a c--- >He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep >I'm crying now, and my face hurts >I lay in bed and it's really cold >Suddenly, a warmth is moving towards me lt's Braeburn >l am so happy He whispers into my ear "This is my pie.'" >He grabs me with his powerful horse hooves and puts me down onto my hands and knees >I'm ready >l spread my ass-cheeks for Braeburn >He penetrates my butt-hole lt hurts so much but I do it for Braeburn >l can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water push against his force want to please Braeburn >He roars in a mighty roar as he fills my butt with his love >My dad walks in >Braeburn looks him straight in the eyes and says "It's all over now partner." >Braeburn leaves through my window >Braeburn is love. Braeburn is life

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File 136450996073.ipg - (660.83KB 3328x1872 IThMbC2.ipg) P--- in Boots 13/03/28(Thu)15:32 No. 18736 >Be me >Sitting in multimedia >Free day, since there's a sub >Sub asks us what we want to watch on the projector >She holds up Wreck-It-Ralph and Shrek mmediately chooses Shrek >The rest of the class chooses Wreck-lt-Ralph >whatthefuck.jpg >Gets up >Breaks the Wreck-It-Ralph DVD >Entire class moans and says "Shrek is dreck!" >Realizes that all of my classmates are Farquaads >Falls to my knees and furiously prays to Shrek Starts to smell onions >Hears a faint voice in my ears >"t will all be ogre soon" >Shrek bursts through the ceiling >itshappening.jpg >He decapitates the sub with a thrown onion >He turns to speak to the class >This is the part where you run away Entire class scrambles for the door >Shrek whips out his 15 foot long c--- and knocks everyone over >He proceeds to s-------- a girl nearby >His c--- penetrates the back of her throat >He grabs a guy and skulfucks him >The girl is still on his c--- 30 minutes pass Shrek has a s-------- shish-kebab on his eshrekt c--- >Onion c-- everywhere >Turns to him and ask "ls it ogre?" >You know the rules, laddie. It's not ogre till I say it's ogre!" >Proceeds to have amazing s Afterwards, he throws me an onion >He flies away with his skullfucked shrekicopter blades >Reads note >"I will always watch over you, laddie,-S" >Looks up, it's now nighttime hrekx throughout the night with a note on it A Shrek constellation appears >It winks at me >Shrek is love Shrek is life

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Donkey Kong is Love, Donkey Kong is Life Thu Dec 12 2013 06:14:26 No.1266870 View Reply Original Report Be 10 years old me >l loved Donkey Kong so much, I had all the merchandise and games >l pray to DK every night before bed, thanking him for the life I've been given >"Donkey Kong is love" say; "Donkey Kong is life" >My dad hears me and calls me a f----- >I know he was just jealous of my devotion for Donkey Kong called him a c--- >He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep >Im crying now, and my face hurts >l lay in bed and it's really cold >Suddenly, a warmth is moving towards me >It's Donkey Kong I am so happy >He whispers into my ear "This is my banana hoard." >He grabs me with his powerful kong hands and puts me down onto my hands and knees 7 KB, 320x320, .1.png Google idb SauceNAO >I'm ready >I spread my ass-cheeks for Donkey Kong >He penetrates my butt-hole 冰hurts so much but I do it for Donkey Kong >l can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water >l push against his force >I want to please Donkey Kong >He roars in a mighty roar as he fills my butt with his coconut cream pies >My dad walks in >Donkey Kong looks him straight in the eyes and says "Expand Dong." >Donkey Kong leaves through my window >Donkey Kong is love. Donkey Kong is life

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□ Anonymous (ID: 5ev017az 02/22/13(Fri)23:39:48 UTC-5 No. 4606191 72 o File: 1361594388955.ipg-(1.71 MB, 3600x3210, shrek_.jpg) G I >be 15 >play high school hockey one day coach dosent show up to practice >everybody just sitting around >start watching shrek on my ipod >some kids come over to see what im doing they call me a f-- for liking shrek >I tell them shrek is love, shrek is life >they laugh >I tell them to check themselves before they shrek themselves they start to beat me up >break my ipod >while im being beat up I call for lord shrek >he dosent come Chant louder >suddenly it smells like onions in the locker room >kids stop beating me up he...he's.. here!" >I start crying tears of joy >kids don't know whats up >out of f------ nowhere shrek breaks through the wall >pins 4 kids to the floor >breathing onion breath in their face >kids beg for mercy >shrek grabs a hockey stick from the corner >penetrates kid's ass witch a stick >building evacuated >l thank shrek >he disappears back to his magical swamp >shrek is love >shrek is life

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File 136185740886.ipg (51.78KB , 633x821, shreck.jpg) O P--- in Boots 13/02/25(Mon)21:43 No. 17073 ve been seeing this girl for about 3 months now Things are going great We both share a love for animated movies >Want to go see Wreck-it-Ralph but its sold out >Go to movie store and rent P--- in Boots Watch it. It's kinda lame >Girlfriend will not stop raving >Movie finishes and we go to town to get thaifood >She will not shut up about P--- in Boots >Even after thaifood is finished shes still talking about it in the car about it. Laughs every 10 seconds casually mention that I don't like spinoffs >She begins to scold me >There is a bit of dead air >A misty fog rises around street >A putrid smell of onions fills the car >Suddenly I see a tall round shadow in the middle of street, and veer off into the forest to avoid it. Wake up in a haze hours later, the car is wrapped around a tree have a couple bruises but 'm okay glance to the right and notice that my girlfriend has been scalped by the windsheild >Tears form in my eyes as a notice only the bottom half of her head remains >Squinting I realize there is a large onion filling her brain cavity >The entire back seat of the car has been filled with copies of the shrek trilogy >The paramedics arrive shortly after and drag me out of the car >"Dear God" one of them said. "This looks like a pretty serious car Shrek you've been in." mfw

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