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File 136185740886.ipg (51.78KB , 633x821, shreck.jpg) O P--- in Boots 13/02/25(Mon)21:43 No. 17073 ve been seeing this girl for about 3 months now Things are going great We both share a love for animated movies >Want to go see Wreck-it-Ralph but its sold out >Go to movie store and rent P--- in Boots Watch it. It's kinda lame >Girlfriend will not stop raving >Movie finishes and we go to town to get thaifood >She will not shut up about P--- in Boots >Even after thaifood is finished shes still talking about it in the car about it. Laughs every 10 seconds casually mention that I don't like spinoffs >She begins to scold me >There is a bit of dead air >A misty fog rises around street >A putrid smell of onions fills the car >Suddenly I see a tall round shadow in the middle of street, and veer off into the forest to avoid it. Wake up in a haze hours later, the car is wrapped around a tree have a couple bruises but 'm okay glance to the right and notice that my girlfriend has been scalped by the windsheild >Tears form in my eyes as a notice only the bottom half of her head remains >Squinting I realize there is a large onion filling her brain cavity >The entire back seat of the car has been filled with copies of the shrek trilogy >The paramedics arrive shortly after and drag me out of the car >"Dear God" one of them said. "This looks like a pretty serious car Shrek you've been in." mfw

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Anonymous (ID: 6G4DIMB) 04/06/13(Sat)23:19:27 UTC-4 No.470821521 [Reply] 9 >Be 18 >Have girlfriend >Have sex on regular basis >She asks for a movie night, something erotic >think of two things we both love >Shrek and sex >Go out of my way to find a shrek p---- search everywhere >found one finally >surprise her with a shrek 1 p---- >she laughs and says that f------ retarded and no sex for a week >one night shes over and were cuddling >we start kissing and I reach down into her pants >She stops me and says n o >l say "why?" >"because of that p----. it really weirded me out. i think we need a break." >w-- it was a stupid mistake >here a bang at the window >l go check it out >smell of onions is unbearable >window breaks open and a naked, fully aroused Shrek appears. >his c--- must of been 24 inches long and a girth of 12 inches >this pulsating veiny c--- aroused my girlfriend and I >became unbearably horny >He shouts "AH WÉ GON HAF A WEE TAH HAV A FOON TEIM LADS." >l insert my c--- into girlfriends vagina >Began f------ hard >Shrek jumps in front of her and shoves his c--- into her mouth and began to thrust hard >moans in pure ecstasy and we all climax >Shrek and I switch sides >Girlfriend spreads her ass checks and yells "OH GOD PLEASE PUT IT IN MY ASS" >"AHH NEVAH OOSE AH O0OSED OLE MAH LASS" He yells. >Repeat another ten minutes of hardcore f------ and sucking > she passes out from pleasure and has a great orgasm >shrek stares at me >"EETS UR TURN LAD" >l bend over with complete obediance >"LEETS BEEGUN" >Shrek penetrates my tender a------ and stretches my anus to the width of his girth. >He climaxes and fills me whole. >He then recedes back into the bushes and I go to my girlfriend and cuddle with her for the night Shrek is love. Shrek is life.
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