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Shrek Is Love, Shrek Is Life

3397 Views • Created 10 years ago By Kung Fu Cthulhu • Updated 6 years ago

Created By Kung Fu Cthulhu • Updated 6 years ago

Donkey Kong is Love, Donkey Kong is Life Thu Dec 12 2013 06:14:26 No.1266870 View Reply Original Report Be 10 years old me >l loved Donkey Kong so much, I had all the merchandise and games >l pray to DK every night before bed, thanking him for the life I've been given >"Donkey Kong is love" say; "Donkey Kong is life" >My dad hears me and calls me a f----- >I know he was just jealous of my devotion for Donkey Kong called him a c--- >He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep >Im crying now, and my face hurts >l lay in bed and it's really cold >Suddenly, a warmth is moving towards me >It's Donkey Kong I am so happy >He whispers into my ear "This is my banana hoard." >He grabs me with his powerful kong hands and puts me down onto my hands and knees 7 KB, 320x320, .1.png Google idb SauceNAO >I'm ready >I spread my ass-cheeks for Donkey Kong >He penetrates my butt-hole 冰hurts so much but I do it for Donkey Kong >l can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water >l push against his force >I want to please Donkey Kong >He roars in a mighty roar as he fills my butt with his coconut cream pies >My dad walks in >Donkey Kong looks him straight in the eyes and says "Expand Dong." >Donkey Kong leaves through my window >Donkey Kong is love. Donkey Kong is life
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