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anime Anonymous (ID: gTvKlzCM) 03/03/14(Mon)22:12:19 UTC-5 No.535464048 be me facebook page manager post image of the greatest anime in history, Shrek just want to spread the joy of the ogrelord to all people bash the image, saying Shrek isn't an anime, blaspheming the holy onion peeler call the heretics dreck Zuckerberg shuts down my facebook account for hatespeech >crying alone on my bed feel a warm onion scented presence fill the room look up from my tear-stained pillow it's Shrek >I look at his hands he's holding the decapitated heads of Zuckerberg in one hand, and the heretics in the other he looks at me and says "it ain't ogre till it's ogre" I know what I must do get on my knees >Shrek takes out his massive ogre sized c--- >I'm ready he shoves it down my throat and instantly shoots his onion love down my gullet. wake up the next morning wondering if it was a dream turn on news headline states that Zuckerberg's and three others' decapitated bodies were found in an onion patch get on laptop facebook account is back and am now CEO of facebook notice an onion next to my feet pick it up there's a message engraved into the side "Welcome to the swamp, laddeh" Shrek is love Shrek is life Anonymous (ID: Jme7FvNB) 03/03/14(Mon)22:14:28 UTC-5 No.535464437 Can we admit that Looney Toons is, at the very least, in the top 5 anime series ever?

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Anonymous (ID: 6G4DIMB) 04/06/13(Sat)23:19:27 UTC-4 No.470821521 [Reply] 9 >Be 18 >Have girlfriend >Have sex on regular basis >She asks for a movie night, something erotic >think of two things we both love >Shrek and sex >Go out of my way to find a shrek p---- search everywhere >found one finally >surprise her with a shrek 1 p---- >she laughs and says that f------ retarded and no sex for a week >one night shes over and were cuddling >we start kissing and I reach down into her pants >She stops me and says n o >l say "why?" >"because of that p----. it really weirded me out. i think we need a break." >w-- it was a stupid mistake >here a bang at the window >l go check it out >smell of onions is unbearable >window breaks open and a naked, fully aroused Shrek appears. >his c--- must of been 24 inches long and a girth of 12 inches >this pulsating veiny c--- aroused my girlfriend and I >became unbearably horny >He shouts "AH WÉ GON HAF A WEE TAH HAV A FOON TEIM LADS." >l insert my c--- into girlfriends vagina >Began f------ hard >Shrek jumps in front of her and shoves his c--- into her mouth and began to thrust hard >moans in pure ecstasy and we all climax >Shrek and I switch sides >Girlfriend spreads her ass checks and yells "OH GOD PLEASE PUT IT IN MY ASS" >"AHH NEVAH OOSE AH O0OSED OLE MAH LASS" He yells. >Repeat another ten minutes of hardcore f------ and sucking > she passes out from pleasure and has a great orgasm >shrek stares at me >"EETS UR TURN LAD" >l bend over with complete obediance >"LEETS BEEGUN" >Shrek penetrates my tender a------ and stretches my anus to the width of his girth. >He climaxes and fills me whole. >He then recedes back into the bushes and I go to my girlfriend and cuddle with her for the night Shrek is love. Shrek is life.
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