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File: 83019015.jpg.0 (1).jpg (184 KB, 1200x800) Anonymous (ID: 26XH+OIF n---- that's nuts Anonymous (ID: edugW3FJ n---- that's nuts W-- is wrong with humans squirrelbros? Anonymous (ID: 96GJIE74) 02/19/24 (Mon)12:35:17 No.19623857 n---- that's nuts Anonymous (ID: R1P9QR3M) Anonymous (ID: 66YGWCpl) 102/19/24(Mon)12:33:36 No.19623852 >>19624696 >Be me, squirrel chilling on a three > Eating some delicious acorns for breakfast > Finish one and start chewing another one > This one is very bitter and hard to chew even for me > Yuck i don't like this one, throw it to the ground > Hit a man with it by accident n---- that's nuts > Man starts screaming and shooting his car, then falls to the ground and starts crying > Another person gets out of a house screaming and shooting the same car > Some women start crying for help > Start to hear sirens coming from afar 02/19/24(Mon)12:36:19 No.19623862 02/19/24(Mon)12:52:48 No.19623962| 02/19/24(Mon)12:53:49 No.19623965
File: 83019015.jpg.0 (1).jpg (184 KB, 1200x800) Anonymous (ID: 26XH+OIF n---- that's nuts Anonymous (ID: edugW3FJ n---- that's nuts W-- is wrong with humans squirrelbros? Anonymous (ID: 96GJIE74) 02/19/24 (Mon)12:35:17 No.19623857 n---- that's nuts Anonymous (ID: R1P9QR3M) Anonymous (ID: 66YGWCpl) 102/19/24(Mon)12:33:36 No.19623852 >>19624696 >Be me, squirrel chilling on a three > Eating some delicious acorns for breakfast > Finish one and start chewing another one > This one is very bitter and hard to chew even for me > Yuck i don't like this one, throw it to the ground > Hit a man with it by accident n---- that's nuts > Man starts screaming and shooting his car, then falls to the ground and starts crying > Another person gets out of a house screaming and shooting the same car > Some women start crying for help > Start to hear sirens coming from afar 02/19/24(Mon)12:36:19 No.19623862 02/19/24(Mon)12:52:48 No.19623962| 02/19/24(Mon)12:53:49 No.19623965

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IMG_0295.jpg (337 KB, 2048x2048) google yandex iqdb wait ♥ Anonymous 02/19/24(Mon)15:19:35 No.263176418 >>263176549 >>263177239 >>263177476 >>263177723 >>263178053 >>263178060 >>263178063 >>263178846 >>263178890 >>263178994 >>263179526 >>263180032 >>263180453 >>263181243 >>263181865 >>263182431 >>263183846 >>263184074>>263185905>>263188507 I think all girls would be better as Gigasluts who have slept with 100+ men >>263176549 F------ brutal. Anonymous 02/19/24(Mon)15:23:29 No.263176549 >>263176608 >>263176634>>263176652 >>263176658 >>263176665 >>263176685>>263176719 >>263176725 >>263177192 >>263177376 >>263177951 >>263177980 >>263178016 >>263178102 >>263178108 >>263178141 >>263178681 >>263178890 >>263179526 >>263179881 >>263179952 >>263180032 >>263180161 >>263180210 >>263180230 >>263180305>>263181345 >>263181449 >>263181469 >>263181601 >>263181686 >>263181799 >>263182022 >>263182412 >>263182431 >>263182993 >>263183033 >>263183128 >>263183156 >>263183231 >>263183258 >>263183496 >>263183556 >>263183816 >>263184823 >>263185019 >>263185038 >>263185735 >>263185816 >>263185854 >>263186024 >>263186219 >>263186255 >>263187036 >>263187348 >>263187719 >>263187785>>263187842 >>263188137 >>263188162 >>263188293 >>263188580 >>263188646 >>263189991 >>263190204 >>263190541 >>263190562 >>263190569 >>263190599 >>263190654 >>263190736 >>263190761 >>263190774>>263191477 >>263191503 >>263191522 Anonymous 02/19/24(Mon)15:25:16 No.263176608 1556875063716.png (176 KB, 487x480) google yandex iqdb wait die >>263176418 (OP) Freud was right, you are attracted to women similar to your mother Anonymous 02/19/24(Mon)15:26:02 No.263176634 1686384763485371.png (443 KB, 943x795) google yandex iqdb wait >>263176549 Imao first post best post Anonymous 02/19/24(Mon)15:26:32 No.263176652 ✓ >>263176549 god damn delete thread OP, for the honor of your mother Anonymous 02/19/24(Mon)15:26:34 No.263176654 ✓ >asymmetrical elbow gloves Anonymous 02/19/24(Mon)15:26:40 No.263176658 ✓ >>263176549 Anon I'm afraid I have to call the police. It simply isn't legal to own n----- like that anymore.
IMG_0295.jpg (337 KB, 2048x2048) google yandex iqdb wait ♥ Anonymous 02/19/24(Mon)15:19:35 No.263176418 >>263176549 >>263177239 >>263177476 >>263177723 >>263178053 >>263178060 >>263178063 >>263178846 >>263178890 >>263178994 >>263179526 >>263180032 >>263180453 >>263181243 >>263181865 >>263182431 >>263183846 >>263184074>>263185905>>263188507 I think all girls would be better as Gigasluts who have slept with 100+ men >>263176549 F------ brutal. Anonymous 02/19/24(Mon)15:23:29 No.263176549 >>263176608 >>263176634>>263176652 >>263176658 >>263176665 >>263176685>>263176719 >>263176725 >>263177192 >>263177376 >>263177951 >>263177980 >>263178016 >>263178102 >>263178108 >>263178141 >>263178681 >>263178890 >>263179526 >>263179881 >>263179952 >>263180032 >>263180161 >>263180210 >>263180230 >>263180305>>263181345 >>263181449 >>263181469 >>263181601 >>263181686 >>263181799 >>263182022 >>263182412 >>263182431 >>263182993 >>263183033 >>263183128 >>263183156 >>263183231 >>263183258 >>263183496 >>263183556 >>263183816 >>263184823 >>263185019 >>263185038 >>263185735 >>263185816 >>263185854 >>263186024 >>263186219 >>263186255 >>263187036 >>263187348 >>263187719 >>263187785>>263187842 >>263188137 >>263188162 >>263188293 >>263188580 >>263188646 >>263189991 >>263190204 >>263190541 >>263190562 >>263190569 >>263190599 >>263190654 >>263190736 >>263190761 >>263190774>>263191477 >>263191503 >>263191522 Anonymous 02/19/24(Mon)15:25:16 No.263176608 1556875063716.png (176 KB, 487x480) google yandex iqdb wait die >>263176418 (OP) Freud was right, you are attracted to women similar to your mother Anonymous 02/19/24(Mon)15:26:02 No.263176634 1686384763485371.png (443 KB, 943x795) google yandex iqdb wait >>263176549 Imao first post best post Anonymous 02/19/24(Mon)15:26:32 No.263176652 ✓ >>263176549 god damn delete thread OP, for the honor of your mother Anonymous 02/19/24(Mon)15:26:34 No.263176654 ✓ >asymmetrical elbow gloves Anonymous 02/19/24(Mon)15:26:40 No.263176658 ✓ >>263176549 Anon I'm afraid I have to call the police. It simply isn't legal to own n----- like that anymore.

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Anonymous 5 KB JPEG 20/02/2024, 14:30:54 No.55864951 Hello pokemon fans, did you know that Gardevoir is the most fuckable pokemon? Not only does she look human enough, she is also obsessed with her trainer, meaning she will pin you to the ground and bounce on your c--- like a pogo stick while she's at it. Her perfectly round, curved body is enough to turn even the purest man on, and she has moves that can heal you, meaning you can dump fat loads in her ten times over, and she won't get pregnant.
Anonymous 5 KB JPEG 20/02/2024, 14:30:54 No.55864951 Hello pokemon fans, did you know that Gardevoir is the most fuckable pokemon? Not only does she look human enough, she is also obsessed with her trainer, meaning she will pin you to the ground and bounce on your c--- like a pogo stick while she's at it. Her perfectly round, curved body is enough to turn even the purest man on, and she has moves that can heal you, meaning you can dump fat loads in her ten times over, and she won't get pregnant.

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Anonymous 02/19/24 (Mon)02:25:06 No.76510710 [Reply] My life was better during covid. Anonymous 02/19/24 (Mon)02:28:52 No.76510748 Same, I remember being high every waking moment and beating all the Dark souls games back to back
Anonymous 02/19/24 (Mon)02:25:06 No.76510710 [Reply] My life was better during covid. Anonymous 02/19/24 (Mon)02:28:52 No.76510748 Same, I remember being high every waking moment and beating all the Dark souls games back to back

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Anon bitches about female armor | /r/Greentext

File: more like harlot.png (424 KB, 637x927) Anonymous 05/30/17(Tue)12:41:22 No.378557220 >>378557434 >>378557509 >>378557579 >>378557753 >>378557789 >>378557806 >>378557906 >>378558130 >>378558237 >>378558465 >>378558886 >>378559158>>378560293 >>378560434 >>378561104 >>378564201 >>378564672 >>378565228>>378566152 >>378566880 >>378568172 >>378572801 >>378579604 >>378580629 >>378581015 >>378581089 >>378581965 >>378583175 >>378588996 >>378589802 >>378593402 >>378595429 >>378597120 >>378598820 >>378600406 >>378603129 >>378604059 >>378606441 >>378607231 >>378610561 Just what the F--- is she wearing? She's suppose to be a soldier right? Why the F--- is she wearing what's basically a god damn bikini out in the battlefield? Is she TRYING to get herself r---- and killed? Is she seriously this f------ retarded? Anonymous 05/30/17(Tue)12:42:28 No.378557310 >>378557975 >>378559280 >>378559296 >>378559836 >>378566420 >>378567225 >>378568272 >>378568447 >>378568803 >>378570675 >>378579740 >>378579752 >>378579975 >>378580203 >>378580612 >>378581629 >>378583403 >>378584512 >>378585230 >>378585760 >>378585906 >>378586947 >>378587680 >>378587921 >>378590883 >>378592276 >>378593443 >>378595409 >>378601447 >>378601619 >>378602354 >>378605149 >>378605474 >>378606262 >>378606276 >>378606441 What I find most pathetic is the little pseudo-intellectual nerd fuckboys who think they're smart and totally perceptive for pointing out deisgn flaws in stupid gaudy armour. Like you want to make it clear to all your peers "I'm the smart one. I am the intellectual one. I understand combat and value logic above all" and you go on nitpicking this stupid s--- that is made purely for the f--- of it. The overwhelming irony of it all is that you're the biggest m------------ retard alive for actually believing you're the only one who can perceive the stratigic faults of these designs and thinking other people aren't as perceptive as you. here's a reality check you f------ c--- wrangler. Everyone is aware of these things. They don't spend hours whining about it on image boards and forums and f------ youtube comment sections. Not because they're stupid, uneducated or unperceptive. It's because it's insignificant s---, and they aren't insecure enough to go whine about trivial realism b------- in cheap, flashy entertainment. You're like the f------ that whines about people not knowing how bad fast food is for them because they continue to eat it. They know it's bad. They don't give a s---. You whiny little fagget.
File: more like harlot.png (424 KB, 637x927) Anonymous 05/30/17(Tue)12:41:22 No.378557220 >>378557434 >>378557509 >>378557579 >>378557753 >>378557789 >>378557806 >>378557906 >>378558130 >>378558237 >>378558465 >>378558886 >>378559158>>378560293 >>378560434 >>378561104 >>378564201 >>378564672 >>378565228>>378566152 >>378566880 >>378568172 >>378572801 >>378579604 >>378580629 >>378581015 >>378581089 >>378581965 >>378583175 >>378588996 >>378589802 >>378593402 >>378595429 >>378597120 >>378598820 >>378600406 >>378603129 >>378604059 >>378606441 >>378607231 >>378610561 Just what the F--- is she wearing? She's suppose to be a soldier right? Why the F--- is she wearing what's basically a god damn bikini out in the battlefield? Is she TRYING to get herself r---- and killed? Is she seriously this f------ retarded? Anonymous 05/30/17(Tue)12:42:28 No.378557310 >>378557975 >>378559280 >>378559296 >>378559836 >>378566420 >>378567225 >>378568272 >>378568447 >>378568803 >>378570675 >>378579740 >>378579752 >>378579975 >>378580203 >>378580612 >>378581629 >>378583403 >>378584512 >>378585230 >>378585760 >>378585906 >>378586947 >>378587680 >>378587921 >>378590883 >>378592276 >>378593443 >>378595409 >>378601447 >>378601619 >>378602354 >>378605149 >>378605474 >>378606262 >>378606276 >>378606441 What I find most pathetic is the little pseudo-intellectual nerd fuckboys who think they're smart and totally perceptive for pointing out deisgn flaws in stupid gaudy armour. Like you want to make it clear to all your peers "I'm the smart one. I am the intellectual one. I understand combat and value logic above all" and you go on nitpicking this stupid s--- that is made purely for the f--- of it. The overwhelming irony of it all is that you're the biggest m------------ retard alive for actually believing you're the only one who can perceive the stratigic faults of these designs and thinking other people aren't as perceptive as you. here's a reality check you f------ c--- wrangler. Everyone is aware of these things. They don't spend hours whining about it on image boards and forums and f------ youtube comment sections. Not because they're stupid, uneducated or unperceptive. It's because it's insignificant s---, and they aren't insecure enough to go whine about trivial realism b------- in cheap, flashy entertainment. You're like the f------ that whines about people not knowing how bad fast food is for them because they continue to eat it. They know it's bad. They don't give a s---. You whiny little fagget.

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Board /r9k/ - ROBOT9001 Anonymous Dad Stories >Be me when I was 14 >1994 ▾ Settings Mobile Home 02/19/24(Mon)19:41:27 No.76519118 321 KB PNG >Immigrant family in Canada from Scotland (Important for context) >Dad likes to sleep nude. >Watching TV at 11pm >See the sensor lights flick on in the back yard. >See 4 or 5 boys running through gardens, jumping fences like Mexicans. >Notify dad who's sleeping. >Dad raged like a typical Scotsman. >ScottishRage.jpeg >Jumps out of the bed and runs down to back door in the kitchen. >Watched through kitchen window. >Dad charges at the kids while fully naked, ass glowing orange from lighom >Completely naked. >D--- swinging like an elephants trunk >All of the boys manage to jump the fence except one. >Dad, yelling like groundskeeper willie. Scottish gibberish. >Grabs last guy by the leg as he tries to escape over the fence. >Swings him down to the floor and proceeds to beat the s--- out of him. >All while ass naked, b------- hangs like a turkeys gullet. >Could see the guy trying to not get touched by my dads junk as he gets his ass kicked because that would be gay. >kek >Dad leaves him for dead and goes back inside to rest to regain strength. >The next morning the police show up, dad arrested and then released due to self defence.
Board /r9k/ - ROBOT9001 Anonymous Dad Stories >Be me when I was 14 >1994 ▾ Settings Mobile Home 02/19/24(Mon)19:41:27 No.76519118 321 KB PNG >Immigrant family in Canada from Scotland (Important for context) >Dad likes to sleep nude. >Watching TV at 11pm >See the sensor lights flick on in the back yard. >See 4 or 5 boys running through gardens, jumping fences like Mexicans. >Notify dad who's sleeping. >Dad raged like a typical Scotsman. >ScottishRage.jpeg >Jumps out of the bed and runs down to back door in the kitchen. >Watched through kitchen window. >Dad charges at the kids while fully naked, ass glowing orange from lighom >Completely naked. >D--- swinging like an elephants trunk >All of the boys manage to jump the fence except one. >Dad, yelling like groundskeeper willie. Scottish gibberish. >Grabs last guy by the leg as he tries to escape over the fence. >Swings him down to the floor and proceeds to beat the s--- out of him. >All while ass naked, b------- hangs like a turkeys gullet. >Could see the guy trying to not get touched by my dads junk as he gets his ass kicked because that would be gay. >kek >Dad leaves him for dead and goes back inside to rest to regain strength. >The next morning the police show up, dad arrested and then released due to self defence.

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US 2h (2/19 16:30) · 459204259.86 Re. 17 Img JPG 258KB (750 × 741) · IMG_2351.jpg 33 Replies Dexerto @Dexerto Reddit has reportedly signed a $60M deal to sell user content to an Al company Via Bloomberg ¹9 LETS F------ GO!!!!!!!!! DM 2h (2/19 16:31). 459204361 >>459204259 (OP) REDDITOR L Subscribe US 2h (2/19 16:31). 459204375 8 Replies : >>459204259 (OP) This will delay Al progress by at least 5 years, good news
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Board /bant/ - International/Random Anonymous (ID: TFPEXW2K) 64 KB JPG >go on bant >racist p--- >go on r9k >p--- >go on b >child p--- Settings Mobile Home 02/19/24(Mon)12:05:01 No.19622864 what happened to 4chan being funny now its a p--- site
Board /bant/ - International/Random Anonymous (ID: TFPEXW2K) 64 KB JPG >go on bant >racist p--- >go on r9k >p--- >go on b >child p--- Settings Mobile Home 02/19/24(Mon)12:05:01 No.19622864 what happened to 4chan being funny now its a p--- site

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A story about domestic violence | /r/Greentext

Board /r9k/ - ROBOT9001 : Anonymous IIT: Family stories. 70 KB GIF Settings Mobile Home 02/19/24(Mon)09:45:23 No.76509154 Family secret incoming. >Brother was outcasted from the family home back in 2021 at 18 years old. >He beat the s--- out of his female friend's boyfriend during school hours towards the end of the year. >She didn't pick my brother as a boyfriend because his personality was ass. >Our brother was a spoiled p------------ and our parents had enough. >Dad and mom drove him to a homeless shelter nearby and he came back demanding an explanation. >He threw a s----fit when Mom and Dad didn't budge because they told him it was time he grew up and leave. >He swung at Mom and then my sister's husband jumped him. >He got his ass beat and my sister's husband dragged him outside and threw him down the front door staircase. >It was 6 stairs, literally just 6 f------ stairs. >When his head impacted the ground he went limp. >We didn't care at the time, we just wanted him gone. >When we were taking him to a homeless shelter a town over, he was going in and out of consciousness. >Last words my sister's husband told him "I'm going to beat your ass the next time I see you." >We dragged him out of the vehicle and that was the last time we saw him. >He just laid there on the concrete as we drove off. >Our parents and family blocked his number and social accounts. >Our parents threw all his stuff out, photos, furniture, whatever to make room for my sister, husband, and her baby at the time. 02/19/24(Mon)09:49:06 No.76509198 : Anonymous >>76509154 (OP) # >Fast forward to this week. >Our parents were notified by a hospital outside of town that our brother had died from a seizure. >Come to find out he was suffering from impact damage to his head which damaged his brain. >He couldn't get proper help because he was homeless, and couldn't get a job due to said damage. >Couldn't contact us to get some help because he was blocked on all forms of contact. >He couldn't function properly and was just roaming around aimlessly due to brain damage. >Couldn't get a job because no one would've wanted to hire someone with issues like that. >Died alone, suffering. >Our parents have been distraught for the past few days. >They don't know how to react because they know why he was suffering. >They decided to not react because they just wanted him out at that time. >No one in the family other than immediate know he is dead, and we don't know how we'll tell the news. I hope the others don't decide to fabricate some b-------, personally id see it as f----- up. He made mistakes in the past but it doesn't mean you fabricate a fake ass story about his death to other family members. >>76509243 # >>76509299 # >>76509655 # >>76510002 # >>76511286 # >>76512178 # >>76512968 # >>76513786 # >>76513974 # >>76514101 # >>76514331 # >>76515044 # >>76516866 # >>76516914 # >>76517167 # >>76517348 #
Board /r9k/ - ROBOT9001 : Anonymous IIT: Family stories. 70 KB GIF Settings Mobile Home 02/19/24(Mon)09:45:23 No.76509154 Family secret incoming. >Brother was outcasted from the family home back in 2021 at 18 years old. >He beat the s--- out of his female friend's boyfriend during school hours towards the end of the year. >She didn't pick my brother as a boyfriend because his personality was ass. >Our brother was a spoiled p------------ and our parents had enough. >Dad and mom drove him to a homeless shelter nearby and he came back demanding an explanation. >He threw a s----fit when Mom and Dad didn't budge because they told him it was time he grew up and leave. >He swung at Mom and then my sister's husband jumped him. >He got his ass beat and my sister's husband dragged him outside and threw him down the front door staircase. >It was 6 stairs, literally just 6 f------ stairs. >When his head impacted the ground he went limp. >We didn't care at the time, we just wanted him gone. >When we were taking him to a homeless shelter a town over, he was going in and out of consciousness. >Last words my sister's husband told him "I'm going to beat your ass the next time I see you." >We dragged him out of the vehicle and that was the last time we saw him. >He just laid there on the concrete as we drove off. >Our parents and family blocked his number and social accounts. >Our parents threw all his stuff out, photos, furniture, whatever to make room for my sister, husband, and her baby at the time. 02/19/24(Mon)09:49:06 No.76509198 : Anonymous >>76509154 (OP) # >Fast forward to this week. >Our parents were notified by a hospital outside of town that our brother had died from a seizure. >Come to find out he was suffering from impact damage to his head which damaged his brain. >He couldn't get proper help because he was homeless, and couldn't get a job due to said damage. >Couldn't contact us to get some help because he was blocked on all forms of contact. >He couldn't function properly and was just roaming around aimlessly due to brain damage. >Couldn't get a job because no one would've wanted to hire someone with issues like that. >Died alone, suffering. >Our parents have been distraught for the past few days. >They don't know how to react because they know why he was suffering. >They decided to not react because they just wanted him out at that time. >No one in the family other than immediate know he is dead, and we don't know how we'll tell the news. I hope the others don't decide to fabricate some b-------, personally id see it as f----- up. He made mistakes in the past but it doesn't mean you fabricate a fake ass story about his death to other family members. >>76509243 # >>76509299 # >>76509655 # >>76510002 # >>76511286 # >>76512178 # >>76512968 # >>76513786 # >>76513974 # >>76514101 # >>76514331 # >>76515044 # >>76516866 # >>76516914 # >>76517167 # >>76517348 #

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Board/pol/ - Politically Incorrect Anonymous (ID: ms8WEu8X) 59 KB JPG >s--- weather >bills How the f--- isn't there mass suicides? Kill self >sleep forever Don't kill self >alarm clocks >works >aging >dealing with s--- humans >constant noise Settings Mobile Home 02/19/24(Mon)15:48:42 No.459194588 Anonymous (ID: Dymo EEA+) They fell for the family meme. Anonymous (ID: 0B4NM4SW) >>459194588 (OP) > kill self > sleep forever no, you burn in hell for eternity 02/19/24(Mon)15:54:21 No.459195114 02/19/24(Mon)15:57:07 No.459195400
Board/pol/ - Politically Incorrect Anonymous (ID: ms8WEu8X) 59 KB JPG >s--- weather >bills How the f--- isn't there mass suicides? Kill self >sleep forever Don't kill self >alarm clocks >works >aging >dealing with s--- humans >constant noise Settings Mobile Home 02/19/24(Mon)15:48:42 No.459194588 Anonymous (ID: Dymo EEA+) They fell for the family meme. Anonymous (ID: 0B4NM4SW) >>459194588 (OP) > kill self > sleep forever no, you burn in hell for eternity 02/19/24(Mon)15:54:21 No.459195114 02/19/24(Mon)15:57:07 No.459195400

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Board /ck/ - Food & Cooking Anonymous I hate coffee 468 KB PNG ▼ Settings Mobile Home 02/19/24(Mon)13:42:03 No.20222318 >make coffee >its too hot, ill check on it in 5 >5 minutes later, still too hot >come back after another 5 minutes, still too hot >come back five minutes later >its cold Why even live
Board /ck/ - Food & Cooking Anonymous I hate coffee 468 KB PNG ▼ Settings Mobile Home 02/19/24(Mon)13:42:03 No.20222318 >make coffee >its too hot, ill check on it in 5 >5 minutes later, still too hot >come back after another 5 minutes, still too hot >come back five minutes later >its cold Why even live

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Anonymous 08/14/12(Tue)10:32:56 No.3420448 QUA >"Son, your the games you are buying are viruses! You need to remove them" >"But Mom! My Sister has Napster and Limewire installed on the computer, and she constantly downloads viruses disguised as music! I bought these games from Best Buy, they are not infected with anything!" >"No anon, Music cannot have viruses, only games can. She took the computer to Best Buy, and the employees told her the same thing after they fixed it. She ignored them and just banned me from using the family computer for two years, because my Mom always needs someone to blame except for my sister. I eventually saved up enough money to buy a near-mint condition Thinkpad, that had a broken Windows installation. I just installed Debian (Linux distro) and called it a day. Replies to this post: >>3420456 >>3422005 Anonymous 08/14/12(Tue)10:33:34 No.3420456 QUA >>3420448 [CONT] >Sister continues to use Limewire to download viruses, since she cannot tell the difference between a 5kb exe and a 5mb mp3 >While I am at school (she is supposedly sick), she takes my laptop and tries to use it for her various online activities, and quickly discovers it is impossible to install Windows programs natively on it. >She talks to my Mom and tells her that I broke my computer, and that I was probably too embarrassed to fix it >They go to Best Buy and have a fellow install Windows on it, along with every junk program on this side of the galaxy >They wiped all of school assignments and notes in the process, even the ones I was working on, AND EVEN THE F------ FAT16 PARTITION THAT WAS NAMED "BACKUP - DO NOT WIPE" >By the time I arrive home my sister has managed to f--- it up with more viruses than a two-bit w---- >My Mom tells me that the laptop is now my sister's property, since "I cannot be trusted with computers" >"But Mom, I bought it with my own money from the jobs I did last Summer. Whether I can use it 'well' is irrelevant" >She tells me that if it wasn't for her status as a local pharmacist I would have never had the jobs, so it was her money anyway >mfw only half the people I worked for knew her name And that /r9k/, is how I became known as the computer illiterate of my family Replies to this post: >>3420493 >>3420505 >>3420529 >>3420535 >>3420539 >>3420540 >>3420552 >>3420628 >>3420679 >>3420681 >>3420743 >>3420834 >>3421440 >>3422005 >>3422184 >>3422346 >>3422413 >>3422695 Anonymous 08/14/12(Tue) 10:51:50 No.3420598 Q! A >>3420529 4 I did, though I locked it in a locked chest instead of putting a lock on it. Of course my Sister though a hissy-fit, and my Mom responded by taking some of my CDs to "see how I feel when someone takes my stuff." They somehow ended up broken (including a backup disk of my sister's data), but I still refused to hand over my laptop because f--- the police, I value my computer more than any other of my possessions (besides memorabilia). Anonymous 08/14/12(Tue)10:42:26 No.3420529 QI File: 1344955346244.jpg-(8 KB, 259x194, 1344309378480.jpg) I I'M BEYOND MAD Replies to this post: >>3420554 >>3420598 >>3420456 >>3420456 >>3420456 3 Why didn't you just take it back and put a lock on it you f------ p----. 10/10 I got so f------ mad My Mom just called a locksmith and got the computer out of the chest and gave it back to my sister, who raged because I had reinstalled debian and apparently deleted her information without backing it up. Being the calm, cool, rational being she was, she through the laptop outside during her fit of rage, and it fell in a puddle while running. I did not mention it earlier because this part is just retarded, not entertaining in the least.
Anonymous 08/14/12(Tue)10:32:56 No.3420448 QUA >"Son, your the games you are buying are viruses! You need to remove them" >"But Mom! My Sister has Napster and Limewire installed on the computer, and she constantly downloads viruses disguised as music! I bought these games from Best Buy, they are not infected with anything!" >"No anon, Music cannot have viruses, only games can. She took the computer to Best Buy, and the employees told her the same thing after they fixed it. She ignored them and just banned me from using the family computer for two years, because my Mom always needs someone to blame except for my sister. I eventually saved up enough money to buy a near-mint condition Thinkpad, that had a broken Windows installation. I just installed Debian (Linux distro) and called it a day. Replies to this post: >>3420456 >>3422005 Anonymous 08/14/12(Tue)10:33:34 No.3420456 QUA >>3420448 [CONT] >Sister continues to use Limewire to download viruses, since she cannot tell the difference between a 5kb exe and a 5mb mp3 >While I am at school (she is supposedly sick), she takes my laptop and tries to use it for her various online activities, and quickly discovers it is impossible to install Windows programs natively on it. >She talks to my Mom and tells her that I broke my computer, and that I was probably too embarrassed to fix it >They go to Best Buy and have a fellow install Windows on it, along with every junk program on this side of the galaxy >They wiped all of school assignments and notes in the process, even the ones I was working on, AND EVEN THE F------ FAT16 PARTITION THAT WAS NAMED "BACKUP - DO NOT WIPE" >By the time I arrive home my sister has managed to f--- it up with more viruses than a two-bit w---- >My Mom tells me that the laptop is now my sister's property, since "I cannot be trusted with computers" >"But Mom, I bought it with my own money from the jobs I did last Summer. Whether I can use it 'well' is irrelevant" >She tells me that if it wasn't for her status as a local pharmacist I would have never had the jobs, so it was her money anyway >mfw only half the people I worked for knew her name And that /r9k/, is how I became known as the computer illiterate of my family Replies to this post: >>3420493 >>3420505 >>3420529 >>3420535 >>3420539 >>3420540 >>3420552 >>3420628 >>3420679 >>3420681 >>3420743 >>3420834 >>3421440 >>3422005 >>3422184 >>3422346 >>3422413 >>3422695 Anonymous 08/14/12(Tue) 10:51:50 No.3420598 Q! A >>3420529 4 I did, though I locked it in a locked chest instead of putting a lock on it. Of course my Sister though a hissy-fit, and my Mom responded by taking some of my CDs to "see how I feel when someone takes my stuff." They somehow ended up broken (including a backup disk of my sister's data), but I still refused to hand over my laptop because f--- the police, I value my computer more than any other of my possessions (besides memorabilia). Anonymous 08/14/12(Tue)10:42:26 No.3420529 QI File: 1344955346244.jpg-(8 KB, 259x194, 1344309378480.jpg) I I'M BEYOND MAD Replies to this post: >>3420554 >>3420598 >>3420456 >>3420456 >>3420456 3 Why didn't you just take it back and put a lock on it you f------ p----. 10/10 I got so f------ mad My Mom just called a locksmith and got the computer out of the chest and gave it back to my sister, who raged because I had reinstalled debian and apparently deleted her information without backing it up. Being the calm, cool, rational being she was, she through the laptop outside during her fit of rage, and it fell in a puddle while running. I did not mention it earlier because this part is just retarded, not entertaining in the least.

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Anons take on The Last of Us | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 02/17/24(Sat)20:06:51 No.196377873 the-anarchists-s01-ka-1920.jpg 540 KB JPG >lauded as one of the greatest examples of storytelling in videogames and the unique way games can tell stories >the story is told through uninteractive cutscenes that essentially function as small movies >all the story elements were easily translated into a television show, rendering the game pointless Why do people do this? Are they just desperate to make their hobby not look juvenile?
Anonymous 02/17/24(Sat)20:06:51 No.196377873 the-anarchists-s01-ka-1920.jpg 540 KB JPG >lauded as one of the greatest examples of storytelling in videogames and the unique way games can tell stories >the story is told through uninteractive cutscenes that essentially function as small movies >all the story elements were easily translated into a television show, rendering the game pointless Why do people do this? Are they just desperate to make their hobby not look juvenile?

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Anon meets a German | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 44 KB JPG 04/25/22 (Mon)09:16:04 No.163632032 >tell a German "I'll see you later" >He asks what time
Anonymous 44 KB JPG 04/25/22 (Mon)09:16:04 No.163632032 >tell a German "I'll see you later" >He asks what time

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Anon is a squirrel | /r/Greentext

184 KB JPG >Be me, squirrel chilling on a three > Eating some delicious acorns for breakfast > Finish one and start chewing another one > This one is very bitter and hard to chew even for me > Yuck i don't like this one, throw it to the ground > Hit a man with it by accident > Man starts screaming and shooting his car, then falls to the ground and starts crying > Another person gets out of a house screaming and shooting the same car > Some women start crying for help > Start to hear sirens coming from afar W-- is wrong with humans squirrelbros?
184 KB JPG >Be me, squirrel chilling on a three > Eating some delicious acorns for breakfast > Finish one and start chewing another one > This one is very bitter and hard to chew even for me > Yuck i don't like this one, throw it to the ground > Hit a man with it by accident > Man starts screaming and shooting his car, then falls to the ground and starts crying > Another person gets out of a house screaming and shooting the same car > Some women start crying for help > Start to hear sirens coming from afar W-- is wrong with humans squirrelbros?

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Anon on recent deaths. | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: mJQtpMUS) 85 KB JPG 02/19/24(Mon)15:34:09 No.459193204 posted this before but a former co-worker of mine couldn't get off to p--- unless he knew the girl was dead. he's like super religious. so it's not cheating or lust if there's literally no hope of meeting her. so I set up twitter to flag whenever a pornstar died and I'd send him the link. he's totally got a list of pornstars he actually wants to die now too. he would ask me if such and such was still alive and I'd say yeah and he'd be totally disappointed. but with this Kagney girl freshly dead? I at least know someone who will be happy rn.
Anonymous (ID: mJQtpMUS) 85 KB JPG 02/19/24(Mon)15:34:09 No.459193204 posted this before but a former co-worker of mine couldn't get off to p--- unless he knew the girl was dead. he's like super religious. so it's not cheating or lust if there's literally no hope of meeting her. so I set up twitter to flag whenever a pornstar died and I'd send him the link. he's totally got a list of pornstars he actually wants to die now too. he would ask me if such and such was still alive and I'd say yeah and he'd be totally disappointed. but with this Kagney girl freshly dead? I at least know someone who will be happy rn.

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Idk probably some place in Alaska or Siberia or Nordics. Though this guy is probably gonna get mauled by a bear before he knows it. | /r/Greentext

File: 360_F_552658557_QESOhesTf(...).jpg (50 KB, 540x360) What country should I move to if I wanna experience this? Anonymous 02/19/24(Mon)11:36:33 No.193921392 >>193921434 >Cozy fireplace cabin >Located in an almost perpetually snowy countryside with a clear night sky (where the aurora is visible every now and then), >Enough booze, cigarettes and hot cocoa to boot and "St Elmo's Fire (Man in Motion)" blaring in my headphones as I take in the pretty night sky hovering over the snowy mountains, just me and nobody else (except for maybe a puppy).
File: 360_F_552658557_QESOhesTf(...).jpg (50 KB, 540x360) What country should I move to if I wanna experience this? Anonymous 02/19/24(Mon)11:36:33 No.193921392 >>193921434 >Cozy fireplace cabin >Located in an almost perpetually snowy countryside with a clear night sky (where the aurora is visible every now and then), >Enough booze, cigarettes and hot cocoa to boot and "St Elmo's Fire (Man in Motion)" blaring in my headphones as I take in the pretty night sky hovering over the snowy mountains, just me and nobody else (except for maybe a puppy).

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Anon hears domestic violence | /r/Greentext

File: horton_reading.png (341 KB, 714x714) □ Anonymous 02/19/24(Mon)10:44:16 No.11348394 >be me >autistic (diagnosed at 4) >watch a lot of family guy >always reference it wherever possible >hear neighbours fighting in downstairs apartment >think of the "Horton Hears Domestic Violence In The Next Apartment and Doesn't Call 911" Is there something genuinely wrong with me?
File: horton_reading.png (341 KB, 714x714) □ Anonymous 02/19/24(Mon)10:44:16 No.11348394 >be me >autistic (diagnosed at 4) >watch a lot of family guy >always reference it wherever possible >hear neighbours fighting in downstairs apartment >think of the "Horton Hears Domestic Violence In The Next Apartment and Doesn't Call 911" Is there something genuinely wrong with me?

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chad brazil anon flexes his good life | /r/Greentext

View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO 105839686-1554756052634newyorksu (...).jpg, 214KiB, 2000x1353 Anonymous Mon 19 Feb 2024 19:30:12 No.193928613 How's your work schedule? ROP View Report >be me >earn in USD as a freelance on the internet >work about 3 hours a day basically using chatGPT >can afford to rent a nice house and comfortable living standard >in about 4 years I'll be moving to a country house in a virgin beach in Uruguay Not gonna lie, I felt like bragging. Can't help but laugh at firsties trying to make me jealous of them slaving away their lives.
View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO 105839686-1554756052634newyorksu (...).jpg, 214KiB, 2000x1353 Anonymous Mon 19 Feb 2024 19:30:12 No.193928613 How's your work schedule? ROP View Report >be me >earn in USD as a freelance on the internet >work about 3 hours a day basically using chatGPT >can afford to rent a nice house and comfortable living standard >in about 4 years I'll be moving to a country house in a virgin beach in Uruguay Not gonna lie, I felt like bragging. Can't help but laugh at firsties trying to make me jealous of them slaving away their lives.

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Anon proves another anon wrong. | /r/Greentext

File: JPEG image 148.jpg (59 KB, 894x507) 3 AKAI Anonymous 02/18/24(Sun)13:27:58 No.120562993 >>120563105 >>120563127 >>120563199 >he uses hardware to produce his music explain yourself. you're already sitting in front of a computer, why do you "need" more? you don't even really need midi controllers when you have the piano roll. >> Anonymous 02/18/24(Sun)13:30:36 No.120563033 ►>>120563086 If it's made with a computer it's not music. >but no >> Anonymous 02/18/24(Sun)13:34:19 No.120563086 ► >>120563033 >contains notes >contains rhythms >contains harmonies >contains melodies sounds like music to me. cope, seethe and deflect synthtranny
File: JPEG image 148.jpg (59 KB, 894x507) 3 AKAI Anonymous 02/18/24(Sun)13:27:58 No.120562993 >>120563105 >>120563127 >>120563199 >he uses hardware to produce his music explain yourself. you're already sitting in front of a computer, why do you "need" more? you don't even really need midi controllers when you have the piano roll. >> Anonymous 02/18/24(Sun)13:30:36 No.120563033 ►>>120563086 If it's made with a computer it's not music. >but no >> Anonymous 02/18/24(Sun)13:34:19 No.120563086 ► >>120563033 >contains notes >contains rhythms >contains harmonies >contains melodies sounds like music to me. cope, seethe and deflect synthtranny

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