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File: 360_F_552658557_QESOhesTf(...).jpg (50 KB, 540x360) What country should I move to if I wanna experience this? Anonymous 02/19/24(Mon)11:36:33 No.193921392 >>193921434 >Cozy fireplace cabin >Located in an almost perpetually snowy countryside with a clear night sky (where the aurora is visible every now and then), >Enough booze, cigarettes and hot cocoa to boot and "St Elmo's Fire (Man in Motion)" blaring in my headphones as I take in the pretty night sky hovering over the snowy mountains, just me and nobody else (except for maybe a puppy).

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Board /pol/ - Politically Incorrect Anonymous (ID: yVmtb1wg) ▼ Settings Mobile Home 02/01/25(Sat)15:43:09 No.496125464 Pup "Tings Pop Tingz @ThePopTingz Följ Denmark is reportedly planning on increasing tariffs for Ozempic by 500% for the US only. Översätt inlägget 11:20 01 feb. 25 1M Visningar 504 KB PNG amerifats WILL kneel in the end Anonymous (ID: 0bRhhOGo) E >>496125464 (OP) MPIC OZEMP 02/01/25(Sat)15:44:11 No.496125553 Can you say that again Sven? I didn't hear you over all the bombs going off in your country. Anonymous (ID: yVmtb1wg) >>496125553 rude 02/01/25(Sat)15:45:03 No.496125627

Trump says he ordered air strikes on Islamic State group in Somalia 301 301 SAFE US AFRICA COMMAND US Defence Secretary Pete Hegseth said the strikes "further degrade" the ability of IS in Somalia George Wright BBC News 1 February 2025, 17:42 GMT Updated 35 minutes ago Donald Trump says he ordered military air strikes on a senior attack planner and others from the Islamic State (IS) group in Somalia. "These killers, who we found hiding in caves, threatened the United States and our Allies," Trump posted on social media. 1aa90f.png 611 KB PNG >US airliners falling out of the skies >Egg prices soaring >Deportation photo op failed >Melania getting Trudeau'd >Trump looking to deflect attention OFFIC

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View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO 105839686-1554756052634newyorksu (...).jpg, 214KiB, 2000x1353 Anonymous Mon 19 Feb 2024 19:30:12 No.193928613 How's your work schedule? ROP View Report >be me >earn in USD as a freelance on the internet >work about 3 hours a day basically using chatGPT >can afford to rent a nice house and comfortable living standard >in about 4 years I'll be moving to a country house in a virgin beach in Uruguay Not gonna lie, I felt like bragging. Can't help but laugh at firsties trying to make me jealous of them slaving away their lives.

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File: JPEG image 148.jpg (59 KB, 894x507) 3 AKAI Anonymous 02/18/24(Sun)13:27:58 No.120562993 >>120563105 >>120563127 >>120563199 >he uses hardware to produce his music explain yourself. you're already sitting in front of a computer, why do you "need" more? you don't even really need midi controllers when you have the piano roll. >> Anonymous 02/18/24(Sun)13:30:36 No.120563033 ►>>120563086 If it's made with a computer it's not music. >but no >> Anonymous 02/18/24(Sun)13:34:19 No.120563086 ► >>120563033 >contains notes >contains rhythms >contains harmonies >contains melodies sounds like music to me. cope, seethe and deflect synthtranny

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30 KB JPG >birthday was a few days ago >relative wants to buy me a steam game, and asks what my steam account is >said steam account is filled to the brim with furry s--- >I know for a fact he will know >don't tell him what my account is, he decides that he will ask me again via text soon I'm stumped. what do I do? >if I tell him, he will most likely keep me added as a friend and I wont feel comfortable being myself on my steam account ever again >if I tell him and remove him as a friend after the game is given, he will most likely question it to which I will have no reason to justify as to why I did >if I refuse to tell him, not only will that look suspicious but I wont be handed a gift from him for my b-day

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File: webb.webm (1.76 MB, 1088x800) syrchion EXTRE SON Anonymous 02/17/24(Sat)00:42:32 No.196342561 >>196342573 >>196342624 >>196342794 >>196345217 >>196345256 >>196346018 >>196346212 >>196346405 >>196346458 >>196346690 >>196346931 >>19 >>196348202 >>196348345 >>196348369 >>196348394 >>196349052 >>196350345 >>196351160 >>196351297 >>19 >>196354902 >>196355075 >>196355125 >>196355377 >>196355383 >>196357082 >>196357145 Watch Madame Web (2024) >> Anonymous 02/17/24(Sat)00:52:12 No.196342794 ► >>196344302 >>196345171 >>196345824 >>196351079 >>196354681 >>196355018 >>196355756 File: Big Smile.jpg (234 KB, 741x600) >>196342561 (OP) She has pretty eyes, I want to tell her that in person I think it would make her feel good.

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:Anonymous 02/19/24(Mon)14:17:48 No.667549290 ? zculq7fmfbt0pdj1g3wq7mu4u86a-1.png 167 KB PNG >game has morally grey decisions : Anonymous The two party system : 02/19/24(Mon)14:19:02 No.667549359 m pulling the lever changes the color of the trolley from red to blue Caffe bar 007n.gif 538 KB GIF >game has inconsequential outcomes >>667549536 # >>667549601 # >>667549686 # Dengs

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Anonymous (ID: wayf/CjJ) M 1.4 MB PNG 02/03/24(Sat)21:06:15 No.457456020 >Hi, Mr. Anon? Looks like I caught you at a good time. >I'm here to personally deliver your draft papers What do you do? : Anonymous (ID: a5K/ThXW) 02/03/24(Sat)21:07:25 No.457456133 >>457456020 (OP) # laugh because I have epilepsy : Anonymous (ID: oJqGF3x8 02/03/24(Sat)21:08:00 No.457456191 shoot him in the head for trespassing >>457456249 # : Anonymous (ID: 10y37rdh) 02/03/24(Sat)21:08:08 No.457456207 >>457456020 (OP) # Turn 360 degrees and walk away

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: Anonymous 16 years old 170781365146587845.jpg 2 KB JPG Age 02/13/24(Tue)15:52:30 No.666927419 >fap to hot videogame character >google her name >pic related Why the F--- does japan keep doing this?!

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43m (2/18 22:35) 76511220 1 Re: 0 Img PNG 73KB (857 × 700) Hmmm.png . >Was a social retard my entire life, so many stories of me being dumb >Always felt like I was never really "normal" >Had 0 friends growing up >Apparently my parents had taken me to a doctor and they almost diagnosed me with autism because I had this habit of not listening to anyone but they decided I don't have it I probably have it, don't l?

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: Anonymous (ID: Di2Tzq75) — 221 KB JPG 02/17/24(Sat)08:01:43 No.458941209 >Be me >thinking of passportfagging >talk to 7/10 Moroccan hijabi online, she's normal middle class from Casablanca >we talking about marriage >yeah, I wouldn't consider marrying a man who made less than $45.000 a year (paraphrasing) >wut >look up average salary in Morocco: $350 a month >bitch isn't even hot ummah bros are u okay?

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Anonymous 02/18/24(Sun)22:25:36 No.11347985 >at a party >i grab the champagne >Pour myself a beer glassful >down it in one gulp >belch and say "OH YEAH" >pour myself another glass >before I can drink, a hot Swedish woman walks up to me >her "hey dude, you should probably take it easy" >Me, gulps the champagne and then gets right in her face >I belch and say "theres more where that came from, baby"

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