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File: 360_F_552658557_QESOhesTf(...).jpg (50 KB, 540x360) What country should I move to if I wanna experience this? Anonymous 02/19/24(Mon)11:36:33 No.193921392 >>193921434 >Cozy fireplace cabin >Located in an almost perpetually snowy countryside with a clear night sky (where the aurora is visible every now and then), >Enough booze, cigarettes and hot cocoa to boot and "St Elmo's Fire (Man in Motion)" blaring in my headphones as I take in the pretty night sky hovering over the snowy mountains, just me and nobody else (except for maybe a puppy).

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Anonymous 03/23/25(Sun)03:30:40 No.80720063 >lie to sound interesting >pressed on lie >panic, block them instantly, and unfriend them anyone else? 6 KB JPG

Anonymous 03/22/25(Sat) 11:14:39 No.80711300 >be me >think "goonettes" are fake and woman "perverts" come no where close to male gooners >decide to read on what their fetishes and fantasies are >oh 4 KB PNG Is there a reason why they're like 20 times more f----- up and horny then male gooners because I might be a bit disgusted by foids now permanently

File: 1742605941914985.png (135 KB, 446x418) ☐ Anonymous 03/22/25(Sat) 12:34:22 No.705990793 >>705990876 >>705991053 >>705991365 >>705991873 >>705993404 >>705993719 >>705993867 >>705994525 >>705996342 >>705997259 >>706000648 >>706002136 >>706002279 >>706005514 >>706005834 >>706006030 >>706007143 >>706010173 >>706013658 >>706013813 >I JUST KILLED A GAME STUDIO WITH MY FREAKING ZEST HAHA! Anonymous 03/22/25(Sat) 12:35:57 No.705990876 ►>>705991454 >>705990793 (OP) Will China fix Ubisoft once they buy the company for 30 bucks? Anonymous 03/22/25(Sat) 13:16:03 No.705993404 >>705990793 (OP) >I JUST KILLED A GAME STUDIO why stop there? kill the whole publisher ☐ Anonymous 03/22/25(Sat) 14:08:52 No. 705996505 >>705996845 Ubisoft aint going away incel, these threads are ridiculous. ☐ Anonymous 03/22/25(Sat) 14:17:02 No.705997008 ► What's funny about Yasuke is that there are so many trying to tell his story in recent years and it keeps flopping or failing. The anime was a big flop, just like this will be. The guy from Black Panther was trying to get a Yasuke movie off the ground but then he died of butt cancer. I think I've heard of several other actors trying to make a movie happen, like Michael B Jordan and John Boyega, but nothing has come of it. Yasuke is not as popular as they think he is >> Anonymous 03/22/25(Sat) 15:39:26 No.706001617 ► I'd like to think Ubisoft knew they were f-----, so the devteam spent the last year going over-the-top with the zesty s---. >Hon hon! >> Anonymous 03/22/25(Sat) 15:49:05 No.706002067 >>706002429 >>706009167 >>706013331 How does yasuke know japanese? He's a portuguese slave >> ☐ Anonymous 03/22/25(Sat) 17:16:49 No.706006223 File: assasins creed.webm (2.66 MB, 1920x940)-[Close] >>706006730 ☐ Anonymous 03/22/25(Sat) 14:14:27 No.705996845 >>705999248 >>706002695 >>706007157 >>706008463 File: file.png (35 KB, 741x428) Ubisoft Entertainment SA €12.15 +79.35% -46.69 5Y Mar 21, 6:00:00 PM UTC+1 EUR EPA Disclaimer >Game has microtransactions out of the ass >Can spend cash to unlock op gear >Can spend money to unlock the revealed map >Music consists of Hip hop and 'Ching chong wa wa NINJA!' I sincerely hope this kills Ubislop ☐ Anonymous 03/22/25(Sat) 17:37:31 No.706007143 ► File: 1708400513861711.png (494 KB, 1023x763) 1D 5D 1M 6M 100 80 60 40 20 YTD 1Y 5Y MAX 0 2021 2022 2023 2024 2025 >>705996505 Brother, this is not the graph of a company that is "not going away". Their stock is down almost 10% today, a day after their huge release that is supposed to save the company. They have well over two billion dollars of debt. Ubisoft is dead. >>705990793 (OP). >MFW he looked directly at the camera with a smirk and said 'l really am the Assassins Creed: Shadows' ☐ Anonymous 03/22/25(Sat) 18:52:30 No.706010173 ► >>705990793 (OP). I think people will buy this game when more people find out Yasuke sucks d--- and eats c--.

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File: horton_reading.png (341 KB, 714x714) □ Anonymous 02/19/24(Mon)10:44:16 No.11348394 >be me >autistic (diagnosed at 4) >watch a lot of family guy >always reference it wherever possible >hear neighbours fighting in downstairs apartment >think of the "Horton Hears Domestic Violence In The Next Apartment and Doesn't Call 911" Is there something genuinely wrong with me?

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View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO 105839686-1554756052634newyorksu (...).jpg, 214KiB, 2000x1353 Anonymous Mon 19 Feb 2024 19:30:12 No.193928613 How's your work schedule? ROP View Report >be me >earn in USD as a freelance on the internet >work about 3 hours a day basically using chatGPT >can afford to rent a nice house and comfortable living standard >in about 4 years I'll be moving to a country house in a virgin beach in Uruguay Not gonna lie, I felt like bragging. Can't help but laugh at firsties trying to make me jealous of them slaving away their lives.

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File: JPEG image 148.jpg (59 KB, 894x507) 3 AKAI Anonymous 02/18/24(Sun)13:27:58 No.120562993 >>120563105 >>120563127 >>120563199 >he uses hardware to produce his music explain yourself. you're already sitting in front of a computer, why do you "need" more? you don't even really need midi controllers when you have the piano roll. >> Anonymous 02/18/24(Sun)13:30:36 No.120563033 ►>>120563086 If it's made with a computer it's not music. >but no >> Anonymous 02/18/24(Sun)13:34:19 No.120563086 ► >>120563033 >contains notes >contains rhythms >contains harmonies >contains melodies sounds like music to me. cope, seethe and deflect synthtranny

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30 KB JPG >birthday was a few days ago >relative wants to buy me a steam game, and asks what my steam account is >said steam account is filled to the brim with furry s--- >I know for a fact he will know >don't tell him what my account is, he decides that he will ask me again via text soon I'm stumped. what do I do? >if I tell him, he will most likely keep me added as a friend and I wont feel comfortable being myself on my steam account ever again >if I tell him and remove him as a friend after the game is given, he will most likely question it to which I will have no reason to justify as to why I did >if I refuse to tell him, not only will that look suspicious but I wont be handed a gift from him for my b-day

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File: webb.webm (1.76 MB, 1088x800) syrchion EXTRE SON Anonymous 02/17/24(Sat)00:42:32 No.196342561 >>196342573 >>196342624 >>196342794 >>196345217 >>196345256 >>196346018 >>196346212 >>196346405 >>196346458 >>196346690 >>196346931 >>19 >>196348202 >>196348345 >>196348369 >>196348394 >>196349052 >>196350345 >>196351160 >>196351297 >>19 >>196354902 >>196355075 >>196355125 >>196355377 >>196355383 >>196357082 >>196357145 Watch Madame Web (2024) >> Anonymous 02/17/24(Sat)00:52:12 No.196342794 ► >>196344302 >>196345171 >>196345824 >>196351079 >>196354681 >>196355018 >>196355756 File: Big Smile.jpg (234 KB, 741x600) >>196342561 (OP) She has pretty eyes, I want to tell her that in person I think it would make her feel good.

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:Anonymous 02/19/24(Mon)14:17:48 No.667549290 ? zculq7fmfbt0pdj1g3wq7mu4u86a-1.png 167 KB PNG >game has morally grey decisions : Anonymous The two party system : 02/19/24(Mon)14:19:02 No.667549359 m pulling the lever changes the color of the trolley from red to blue Caffe bar 007n.gif 538 KB GIF >game has inconsequential outcomes >>667549536 # >>667549601 # >>667549686 # Dengs

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Anonymous (ID: wayf/CjJ) M 1.4 MB PNG 02/03/24(Sat)21:06:15 No.457456020 >Hi, Mr. Anon? Looks like I caught you at a good time. >I'm here to personally deliver your draft papers What do you do? : Anonymous (ID: a5K/ThXW) 02/03/24(Sat)21:07:25 No.457456133 >>457456020 (OP) # laugh because I have epilepsy : Anonymous (ID: oJqGF3x8 02/03/24(Sat)21:08:00 No.457456191 shoot him in the head for trespassing >>457456249 # : Anonymous (ID: 10y37rdh) 02/03/24(Sat)21:08:08 No.457456207 >>457456020 (OP) # Turn 360 degrees and walk away

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: Anonymous 16 years old 170781365146587845.jpg 2 KB JPG Age 02/13/24(Tue)15:52:30 No.666927419 >fap to hot videogame character >google her name >pic related Why the F--- does japan keep doing this?!

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43m (2/18 22:35) 76511220 1 Re: 0 Img PNG 73KB (857 × 700) Hmmm.png . >Was a social retard my entire life, so many stories of me being dumb >Always felt like I was never really "normal" >Had 0 friends growing up >Apparently my parents had taken me to a doctor and they almost diagnosed me with autism because I had this habit of not listening to anyone but they decided I don't have it I probably have it, don't l?

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Anonymous 02/18/24(Sun)22:25:36 No.11347985 >at a party >i grab the champagne >Pour myself a beer glassful >down it in one gulp >belch and say "OH YEAH" >pour myself another glass >before I can drink, a hot Swedish woman walks up to me >her "hey dude, you should probably take it easy" >Me, gulps the champagne and then gets right in her face >I belch and say "theres more where that came from, baby"

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