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Board /r9k/ - ROBOT9001 : Anonymous IIT: Family stories. 70 KB GIF Settings Mobile Home 02/19/24(Mon)09:45:23 No.76509154 Family secret incoming. >Brother was outcasted from the family home back in 2021 at 18 years old. >He beat the s--- out of his female friend's boyfriend during school hours towards the end of the year. >She didn't pick my brother as a boyfriend because his personality was ass. >Our brother was a spoiled p------------ and our parents had enough. >Dad and mom drove him to a homeless shelter nearby and he came back demanding an explanation. >He threw a s----fit when Mom and Dad didn't budge because they told him it was time he grew up and leave. >He swung at Mom and then my sister's husband jumped him. >He got his ass beat and my sister's husband dragged him outside and threw him down the front door staircase. >It was 6 stairs, literally just 6 f------ stairs. >When his head impacted the ground he went limp. >We didn't care at the time, we just wanted him gone. >When we were taking him to a homeless shelter a town over, he was going in and out of consciousness. >Last words my sister's husband told him "I'm going to beat your ass the next time I see you." >We dragged him out of the vehicle and that was the last time we saw him. >He just laid there on the concrete as we drove off. >Our parents and family blocked his number and social accounts. >Our parents threw all his stuff out, photos, furniture, whatever to make room for my sister, husband, and her baby at the time. 02/19/24(Mon)09:49:06 No.76509198 : Anonymous >>76509154 (OP) # >Fast forward to this week. >Our parents were notified by a hospital outside of town that our brother had died from a seizure. >Come to find out he was suffering from impact damage to his head which damaged his brain. >He couldn't get proper help because he was homeless, and couldn't get a job due to said damage. >Couldn't contact us to get some help because he was blocked on all forms of contact. >He couldn't function properly and was just roaming around aimlessly due to brain damage. >Couldn't get a job because no one would've wanted to hire someone with issues like that. >Died alone, suffering. >Our parents have been distraught for the past few days. >They don't know how to react because they know why he was suffering. >They decided to not react because they just wanted him out at that time. >No one in the family other than immediate know he is dead, and we don't know how we'll tell the news. I hope the others don't decide to fabricate some b-------, personally id see it as f----- up. He made mistakes in the past but it doesn't mean you fabricate a fake ass story about his death to other family members. >>76509243 # >>76509299 # >>76509655 # >>76510002 # >>76511286 # >>76512178 # >>76512968 # >>76513786 # >>76513974 # >>76514101 # >>76514331 # >>76515044 # >>76516866 # >>76516914 # >>76517167 # >>76517348 #

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HOW IS YOUR NIGHT GOING /v/? Anonymous 10/11/09(Sun)18:34 No.39833040 Mine is doing good, I just sat down and cracked open a bear and about to play some TF2. Anonymous 10/11/09(Sun)18:35 No.39833090 You cracked open a bear? Anonymous 10/11/09(Sun)18:36 No.39833114 >Cracked open a bear Oh god what OP TF2 IS FOR CASUALS Crro Lack

Anonymous (ID: 31kpyf2g) I f------ hate these people 07/11/21(Sun)21:52:59 No.329597517 1d Amen. As a Democract, I worry about us allowing our cities to become wastelands of homeless drug addicts. I am excited to move out to the suburbs because at least life will be pleasant out there, even if I have to live amongst the Republicans. I want to be able to go for a walk without fear of attack. Do Democrats only care about the rights of antisocial drug addicted transients? I will never vote Republican, but I hate how us Dems don't have the courage to let the ends justify the means. 1625859701519m.jpg 110 KB JPG there is no political solution Anonymous (ID: ricZnDZD) >>329597517 (OP) # 07/11/21(Sun)21:55:23 No.329597743 >I recognize that my party doesn't have my best interests in mind >in fact, I can see that my party favors literal criminals over law abiding citizens >I have to literally pack my s--- up and move because my party ruined my home >I wont ever change the way I vote though Imao Democracy was a mistake >>329599805 # >>329600177 # >>329601081 #

34 KB JPG >Be born in 1949 >Don't have to fight in a war >Be 20 years old in time for the summer of '69 >Pick up some ridiculous 11/10 who's hitchhiking to Woodstock in my Plymouth Roadrunner I bought after working a summer job for a month >She's immediately into me because she's from a small town and I'm the only man in her life who's not her father or brother >Bring her home and marry her >Go to get a job, hired off the street with no experience and get trained >Buy 10 acres of land for less than what I make in a year >rent out my land for decades >retire and sit around house all day looking at my collection of boats and cars I never use Kids today just don't understand hard work and pulling themselves up by their bootstraps

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Board/pol/ - Politically Incorrect Anonymous (ID: ms8WEu8X) 59 KB JPG >s--- weather >bills How the f--- isn't there mass suicides? Kill self >sleep forever Don't kill self >alarm clocks >works >aging >dealing with s--- humans >constant noise Settings Mobile Home 02/19/24(Mon)15:48:42 No.459194588 Anonymous (ID: Dymo EEA+) They fell for the family meme. Anonymous (ID: 0B4NM4SW) >>459194588 (OP) > kill self > sleep forever no, you burn in hell for eternity 02/19/24(Mon)15:54:21 No.459195114 02/19/24(Mon)15:57:07 No.459195400

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Board /ck/ - Food & Cooking Anonymous I hate coffee 468 KB PNG ▼ Settings Mobile Home 02/19/24(Mon)13:42:03 No.20222318 >make coffee >its too hot, ill check on it in 5 >5 minutes later, still too hot >come back after another 5 minutes, still too hot >come back five minutes later >its cold Why even live

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Anonymous 08/14/12(Tue)10:32:56 No.3420448 QUA >"Son, your the games you are buying are viruses! You need to remove them" >"But Mom! My Sister has Napster and Limewire installed on the computer, and she constantly downloads viruses disguised as music! I bought these games from Best Buy, they are not infected with anything!" >"No anon, Music cannot have viruses, only games can. She took the computer to Best Buy, and the employees told her the same thing after they fixed it. She ignored them and just banned me from using the family computer for two years, because my Mom always needs someone to blame except for my sister. I eventually saved up enough money to buy a near-mint condition Thinkpad, that had a broken Windows installation. I just installed Debian (Linux distro) and called it a day. Replies to this post: >>3420456 >>3422005 Anonymous 08/14/12(Tue)10:33:34 No.3420456 QUA >>3420448 [CONT] >Sister continues to use Limewire to download viruses, since she cannot tell the difference between a 5kb exe and a 5mb mp3 >While I am at school (she is supposedly sick), she takes my laptop and tries to use it for her various online activities, and quickly discovers it is impossible to install Windows programs natively on it. >She talks to my Mom and tells her that I broke my computer, and that I was probably too embarrassed to fix it >They go to Best Buy and have a fellow install Windows on it, along with every junk program on this side of the galaxy >They wiped all of school assignments and notes in the process, even the ones I was working on, AND EVEN THE F------ FAT16 PARTITION THAT WAS NAMED "BACKUP - DO NOT WIPE" >By the time I arrive home my sister has managed to f--- it up with more viruses than a two-bit w---- >My Mom tells me that the laptop is now my sister's property, since "I cannot be trusted with computers" >"But Mom, I bought it with my own money from the jobs I did last Summer. Whether I can use it 'well' is irrelevant" >She tells me that if it wasn't for her status as a local pharmacist I would have never had the jobs, so it was her money anyway >mfw only half the people I worked for knew her name And that /r9k/, is how I became known as the computer illiterate of my family Replies to this post: >>3420493 >>3420505 >>3420529 >>3420535 >>3420539 >>3420540 >>3420552 >>3420628 >>3420679 >>3420681 >>3420743 >>3420834 >>3421440 >>3422005 >>3422184 >>3422346 >>3422413 >>3422695 Anonymous 08/14/12(Tue) 10:51:50 No.3420598 Q! A >>3420529 4 I did, though I locked it in a locked chest instead of putting a lock on it. Of course my Sister though a hissy-fit, and my Mom responded by taking some of my CDs to "see how I feel when someone takes my stuff." They somehow ended up broken (including a backup disk of my sister's data), but I still refused to hand over my laptop because f--- the police, I value my computer more than any other of my possessions (besides memorabilia). Anonymous 08/14/12(Tue)10:42:26 No.3420529 QI File: 1344955346244.jpg-(8 KB, 259x194, 1344309378480.jpg) I I'M BEYOND MAD Replies to this post: >>3420554 >>3420598 >>3420456 >>3420456 >>3420456 3 Why didn't you just take it back and put a lock on it you f------ p----. 10/10 I got so f------ mad My Mom just called a locksmith and got the computer out of the chest and gave it back to my sister, who raged because I had reinstalled debian and apparently deleted her information without backing it up. Being the calm, cool, rational being she was, she through the laptop outside during her fit of rage, and it fell in a puddle while running. I did not mention it earlier because this part is just retarded, not entertaining in the least.

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Anonymous 02/17/24(Sat)20:06:51 No.196377873 the-anarchists-s01-ka-1920.jpg 540 KB JPG >lauded as one of the greatest examples of storytelling in videogames and the unique way games can tell stories >the story is told through uninteractive cutscenes that essentially function as small movies >all the story elements were easily translated into a television show, rendering the game pointless Why do people do this? Are they just desperate to make their hobby not look juvenile?

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Anonymous 44 KB JPG 04/25/22 (Mon)09:16:04 No.163632032 >tell a German "I'll see you later" >He asks what time

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184 KB JPG >Be me, squirrel chilling on a three > Eating some delicious acorns for breakfast > Finish one and start chewing another one > This one is very bitter and hard to chew even for me > Yuck i don't like this one, throw it to the ground > Hit a man with it by accident > Man starts screaming and shooting his car, then falls to the ground and starts crying > Another person gets out of a house screaming and shooting the same car > Some women start crying for help > Start to hear sirens coming from afar W-- is wrong with humans squirrelbros?

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Anonymous (ID: mJQtpMUS) 85 KB JPG 02/19/24(Mon)15:34:09 No.459193204 posted this before but a former co-worker of mine couldn't get off to p--- unless he knew the girl was dead. he's like super religious. so it's not cheating or lust if there's literally no hope of meeting her. so I set up twitter to flag whenever a pornstar died and I'd send him the link. he's totally got a list of pornstars he actually wants to die now too. he would ask me if such and such was still alive and I'd say yeah and he'd be totally disappointed. but with this Kagney girl freshly dead? I at least know someone who will be happy rn.

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File: 360_F_552658557_QESOhesTf(...).jpg (50 KB, 540x360) What country should I move to if I wanna experience this? Anonymous 02/19/24(Mon)11:36:33 No.193921392 >>193921434 >Cozy fireplace cabin >Located in an almost perpetually snowy countryside with a clear night sky (where the aurora is visible every now and then), >Enough booze, cigarettes and hot cocoa to boot and "St Elmo's Fire (Man in Motion)" blaring in my headphones as I take in the pretty night sky hovering over the snowy mountains, just me and nobody else (except for maybe a puppy).

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File: horton_reading.png (341 KB, 714x714) □ Anonymous 02/19/24(Mon)10:44:16 No.11348394 >be me >autistic (diagnosed at 4) >watch a lot of family guy >always reference it wherever possible >hear neighbours fighting in downstairs apartment >think of the "Horton Hears Domestic Violence In The Next Apartment and Doesn't Call 911" Is there something genuinely wrong with me?

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View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO 105839686-1554756052634newyorksu (...).jpg, 214KiB, 2000x1353 Anonymous Mon 19 Feb 2024 19:30:12 No.193928613 How's your work schedule? ROP View Report >be me >earn in USD as a freelance on the internet >work about 3 hours a day basically using chatGPT >can afford to rent a nice house and comfortable living standard >in about 4 years I'll be moving to a country house in a virgin beach in Uruguay Not gonna lie, I felt like bragging. Can't help but laugh at firsties trying to make me jealous of them slaving away their lives.

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Anon proves another anon wrong. | /r/Greentext

File: JPEG image 148.jpg (59 KB, 894x507) 3 AKAI Anonymous 02/18/24(Sun)13:27:58 No.120562993 >>120563105 >>120563127 >>120563199 >he uses hardware to produce his music explain yourself. you're already sitting in front of a computer, why do you "need" more? you don't even really need midi controllers when you have the piano roll. >> Anonymous 02/18/24(Sun)13:30:36 No.120563033 ►>>120563086 If it's made with a computer it's not music. >but no >> Anonymous 02/18/24(Sun)13:34:19 No.120563086 ► >>120563033 >contains notes >contains rhythms >contains harmonies >contains melodies sounds like music to me. cope, seethe and deflect synthtranny

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30 KB JPG >birthday was a few days ago >relative wants to buy me a steam game, and asks what my steam account is >said steam account is filled to the brim with furry s--- >I know for a fact he will know >don't tell him what my account is, he decides that he will ask me again via text soon I'm stumped. what do I do? >if I tell him, he will most likely keep me added as a friend and I wont feel comfortable being myself on my steam account ever again >if I tell him and remove him as a friend after the game is given, he will most likely question it to which I will have no reason to justify as to why I did >if I refuse to tell him, not only will that look suspicious but I wont be handed a gift from him for my b-day

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Board /r9k/ - ROBOT9001 : Anonymous IIT: Family stories. 70 KB GIF Settings Mobile Home 02/19/24(Mon)09:45:23 No.76509154 Family secret incoming. >Brother was outcasted from the family home back in 2021 at 18 years old. >He beat the s--- out of his female friend's boyfriend during school hours towards the end of the year. >She didn't pick my brother as a boyfriend because his personality was ass. >Our brother was a spoiled p------------ and our parents had enough. >Dad and mom drove him to a homeless shelter nearby and he came back demanding an explanation. >He threw a s----fit when Mom and Dad didn't budge because they told him it was time he grew up and leave. >He swung at Mom and then my sister's husband jumped him. >He got his ass beat and my sister's husband dragged him outside and threw him down the front door staircase. >It was 6 stairs, literally just 6 f------ stairs. >When his head impacted the ground he went limp. >We didn't care at the time, we just wanted him gone. >When we were taking him to a homeless shelter a town over, he was going in and out of consciousness. >Last words my sister's husband told him "I'm going to beat your ass the next time I see you." >We dragged him out of the vehicle and that was the last time we saw him. >He just laid there on the concrete as we drove off. >Our parents and family blocked his number and social accounts. >Our parents threw all his stuff out, photos, furniture, whatever to make room for my sister, husband, and her baby at the time. 02/19/24(Mon)09:49:06 No.76509198 : Anonymous >>76509154 (OP) # >Fast forward to this week. >Our parents were notified by a hospital outside of town that our brother had died from a seizure. >Come to find out he was suffering from impact damage to his head which damaged his brain. >He couldn't get proper help because he was homeless, and couldn't get a job due to said damage. >Couldn't contact us to get some help because he was blocked on all forms of contact. >He couldn't function properly and was just roaming around aimlessly due to brain damage. >Couldn't get a job because no one would've wanted to hire someone with issues like that. >Died alone, suffering. >Our parents have been distraught for the past few days. >They don't know how to react because they know why he was suffering. >They decided to not react because they just wanted him out at that time. >No one in the family other than immediate know he is dead, and we don't know how we'll tell the news. I hope the others don't decide to fabricate some b-------, personally id see it as f----- up. He made mistakes in the past but it doesn't mean you fabricate a fake ass story about his death to other family members. >>76509243 # >>76509299 # >>76509655 # >>76510002 # >>76511286 # >>76512178 # >>76512968 # >>76513786 # >>76513974 # >>76514101 # >>76514331 # >>76515044 # >>76516866 # >>76516914 # >>76517167 # >>76517348 #

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