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AFRICAN OCOLIC File: 201036mam962.gif (52 KB, 290x354) S00 k 3 UDAN O Anonymous 10/30/17(Mon)23:28:17 No.3613268 E >>3613374 >>3613385 >>3613420 >>3613476 >>3613478 >>3614005 >>3614963 >>3615987 >>3618296 >>3622127 >>3623794 CHAD >Rwanda made the Congo it's Bitch How the f--- did they do that? JETHIOPIA SOUTH SUBAN > O Anonymous 10/30/17(Mon)23:29:31 No.3613276 ► CONGO KENYA Nairobl RWANDA Chimanga A BURUNDI Magic. TANZANIA > O Anonymous 10/30/17(Mon)23:56:45 No.3613374 >>3613393 >>3613972 MALAWI ANGOLA >>3613268 (OP) Give me about 30 minutes, l'll dump some stuff in this thread. MORAMBIONE ZAMBIA ZIMBABWE NAMIBIA BOTSWANA >> O Anonymous 10/30/17(Mon)23:59:58 No.3613385 ► Anonymous 10/31/17(Tue)02:49:34 No.3613972 >3614001 >3616958 >>3617256 >>3621544 >>3622718 >>3627364 >>3629335 >>3630621 >> 3613374 Alright I made a few posts about this in a thread about a week ago, but I wasn't able to save it so I'm just going to go off the cuff and do whatI can while being tired as hell. >Be Rwanda >Genocide is over, the RPF lead by Paul Kagame has kicked out the Hutu dominated government and the portions of the Rwandan military loyal to them >This is where most people who know about the genocide think it ends, when its just the beginning >The Hutus who fled went directly over the border to Zaire, where Mobutu harbored them and armed them >The Hutu gov't/military remnants begin to start raiding across the border back into Rwanda >Kagame's government is now in a reverse situation, now they are the government in charge fighting bush guerrillas (which is what the RPF was doing before the genocide) >The now Tutsi dominated Rwandan govemment realizes that being limited to their side of the border that these raids would probably go on indefinitely since the Hutus could just flee back into Zaire >So Paul Kagame and his top advisors decide that in order to end this situation once and for all, there was one solution >They were going to not only go over the border and reverse-genocide the Hutus who fled, but also straight up invade Zaire with the intention of removing Mobutu from power >So how the f--- does tiny Rwanda do this? >By getting a m------------ coalition going >The Rwandan military had (and still has) some of the best infantry in all of Africa, but are lacking in most other aspects >In order to fill this gap Kagame begins contacting regional neighbors and entices them to join him to fight against Mobutu >Given that basically nobody in the surrounding countries liked Mobutu (Mobutu often funded rebel groups in neighboring countries), they are eager to jump in >Uganda is sympathetic to the RPF (they harbored the RPF when the Tutsis began their fight against the Hutus), so they are the first on board and provide mechanized and armored units * O Anonymous 10/31/17(Tue)03:00:12 No.3614001 > >>3614013 >>3616958 >>3620586 >>3621544 >>3622718 >>3627364 >>3630621 >>3613972 >Burundi is also sympathetic, and provides troops >Zimbabwe joins because they don't like Mobutu, and the Rwandans point out that there are plenty of exploitable resources in the Congo that could make Zimbabwe's leaders rich >Being the greedy little f--- that he is, Mugabe joins in and while Zimbabwean forces do not participate directly (that would change in the second war), they provide logistical support >Angola has always had a long running feud with Mobutu due to his harboring of UNITA, so they're immediately on board >Angola deploys some regular forces in 1997, but also sends in old Katangese gendarmes who served all the way back in the original Congo Crisis and had been in exile for years >Ethiopia and Eritrea also provide some limited technical, moral, and financial support >However, the bulk of the anti-Mobutu alliance's manpower was made from an rebel coalition known as the Alliance of Democratic Forces for the Liberation of Congo (AFDLC) group was made up mainly of disgruntled ethnic minorities from Zaire's border regions as well as political dissidents or really anyone in the country who did not like Mobutu >The Anti-Mobutu alliance directly funded and trained this rebel Coalition, providing them with the means to fight the Zairian military, in essence forming a massive proxy army manly directed from Kigali in >This Rwanda >The Rwandans realize that such a large movement needs a good leader, someone that would be pliable to Rwandan interests and that wouldn't cause trouble for them >Enter Laurent Kabila >He's a washed up old Marxist revolutionary who's been fighting against Mobutu for decades, with rather little to show for it other than being a small thorn in his side >He once fought alongside Che Guevara during the latter's ill-fated expedition to the Congo, and Che was not very impressed and while he respected Kabila's drive he believed that he was rather incompetent and should be kept from command positions * O Anonymous 10/31/17(Tue)03:09:21 No.3614013 > >>3614036 >>3614081 >>3618300 >>3621544 >>3622718 >>3627364 >>3630621 >>3614001 >Kagame and friends decide that Kabila will do, and set him up to be the leader of the AFDLC >Kabila is overjoyed at having new "comrades" in the fight against the oppressor Mobutu >His contribution is mostly grandstanding and making grandiose marxist speeches that nobody really cares about >The Rwandans make a point to not put him in charge of anything military-related >Anyhow, after formulating a large rebel movement and after everything's lined up, the First Congo War kicks off in late 1996 piggybacking off the ongoing Banyamulenge rebellion (ethnic Tutsis living in Zaire) >The anti-Mobutu alliance makes massive inroads very quickly into Zaire (no small feat considering that Zaire/Congo is f------ HUGE) >The Zairian military is in a state of decay, with most troops having not been paid and having little food or ammunition despite having much better equipment than the rebels >The rebels are bolstered by the armed forces of the coalition seeking to topple Mobutu, with the Rwandans being the largest contributor >Mobutu is largely disconnected from reality, he fully believes that its a minor revolt that will soon be crushed >Meanwhile with each passing day the rebels move ever closer to Kinshasa far in the west >Eventually the Zairian leadership realizes how bad the situation is and tries calling in mercenaries >There are several ex French Foreign Legionnaires who answer the call, as well as the Yugoslav White Legion >The former FFL guys act like professional mercs, but quickly realize that the military situation is utterly f----- for Zaire and try to tell the Zairian high command to no avail >The White Legion spends most of their time getting drunk and randomly shooting anyone that looks at them funny >Despite having several aircraft from Yugoslavia, most of these fall into disrepair and on one occasion a drunken Šerb pilot crashes a Mig-21 directly into a Zairian military parade >Having made no meaningful contribution, the Yugos eventually leave * O Anonymous 10/31/17(Tue)03:47:37 No.3614081 >3614109 >>3621544 >>3622718 >>3627364 >>3627730 >>3630621 >>3614013 Getting rather tired, will try to at least wrap up Congo War 1 and the reason the Second Congo War started and the countries involved (its a massive clusterfuck) >>3614036 were they thinking The Yugo White Legion was run by incompetent morons who were basically paid to look intimidating and were expected to fight, but chose in most cases not to. They did a handful of bombing runs against rebel targets but usually didn't hit anything. The few times they did engage in combat they got f----- hard. Most of them left after it was blatantly obvious that Mobutu was never going to win >W Continuing on >The end is nigh for the Mobutu government as the Zairian armed forces are falling apart as most soldiers and commanders are deserting >Mobutu's government is disintegrating as all the rich ministers and officials grab everything they can and fly the f--- out of the country >Mobutu is finally convinced that there is no more hope in staying, and bails out to exile in Morocco (where he would die of prostate cancer in later in 1997) >One rather humorous note to add to the fall of Zaire concerns the deceased former president of Rwanda Juvénal Habyarimana (a Hutu who's death sparked the Rwandan genocide when his plane was shot down) >Mobutu had been a close friend of Habyarimana, and had personally assured the latter's family that one day the Zairian backed Hutu rebel groups would re-take Rwanda and that he would be buried with honor in Rwandan soil >Fast forward to Kinshasa being in the rebel's sights in the 1st Congo War >Mobutu, now realizing that burying Habyarimana in Rwandan soil was never going to happen moved his body from a special refrigerated mausoleum Gbadolite to Kinshasa >The body's container sits for 3 days out on the tarmac in Kinshasa's airport because everyone forgot about it >Only as Mobutu is about to leave does he remember, and decides to cremate the body as the last decent thing he could do for his former friend * O Anonymous 10/31/17(Tue)03:55:58 No.3614109 >>3614113 >>3614124 >3614126 >>3620640 >>3621544 >>3622718 >>3627364 >>3630621 >>3614081 >Only thing is, nobody present knows anything about cremation >Of the foreign nationals fleeing Kinshasa, the Zairian security forces find an Indian Hindu who basically gives them a quick run down on how cremation mostly works and they burn Habyarimana's remains on the tarmac >Mobutu leaves the next day >The AFLDC enters Kinshasa with Kabila at the head >Kabila installs himself as president of the new Democratic Republic of the Congo Meanwhile, the Rwandans were up to some shenanigans >While all of the fighting is happening, Rwandan military forces are scouring Zaire for Hutu refugee camps with the sole intent of killing every last Hutu they can find >The idea is that if they can kill the f--- out of as many Hutus as possible, it will reduce the chance of the Hutu's coming back to fight them as they will be dead >There is only educated guesses as to how many Hutu's were slaughtered in Zaire, but I believe that estimates of several hundred thousand dead are about right (there were two million Hutu refugees in Zaire when the war started) >This is mostly glossed over today because everyone had stopped paying attention to the aftermath of the Rwandan genocide, and because the Rwandan's had figured out how to orchestrate PR to their advantage (they also used a lot of aid coming in after the genocide to finance the invasion of the Congo, as well as receiving covert aid from the United States) >So the first Congo War is over, and initially everyone in the coalition is rather happy >Angola gets to go after UNITA with relative impunity, Uganda and Rwanda informally occupy chunks of Congolese territory, and the other nations have a chance to get some of dem sweet natural resources in the Congo >Meanwhile Kabila promises a new beginning for the new Congo and everything looks like its going pretty well >Of course this is Africa, nothing good ever f------ happens for long >Roughly a year after the end of the 1st Congo War, the 2nd Congo War will kick off * O Anonymous 10/31/17(Tue)04:04:24 No.3614124 >>3614150 >>3618305 >>3621544 >>3622718 >>3627364 >>3630621 >>3614102 Do some reading n----, there's plenty of cool s--- to be found. I personally find the Cold War period and after to be fascinating with the myriad bush wars and conflicts >>3614109 >Things begin to go bad as Kabila is now in a position that he had dreamed about for decades >He's also mostly out of touch with how the world has changed over time and still acts like a 1960's revolutionary >He begins to start a personality cult in the same vein as Mobutu, and declares that elections will not be held for two years as he needs time to make sure all is well in the country >He's also very fond of the new luxuries afforded to him >In a rather short time he essentially becomes another Mobutu, just one spouting a bit more leftist rhetoric but with the same authoritarianism, nepotism, and corruption as before >Of course this is the norm in much of Africa and things may have simmered down, but that didn't happen >Kabila makes the one mistake of biting the hand that fed him, and begins to become very hostile to Rwanda >During this time Rwanda still had troops inside the Congo, ostensibly to provide security and stabilization but also to make sure Kabila was playing ball (also to kill Hutus) >Kabila becomes less and less happy with this arrangement and begins to order the Rwandans out of his country while branding them as foreign occupiers >Kagame and company down in Rwanda are less than pleased by this turn of events >When Kabila begins to hint that he may help Hutu rebel groups fighting against Rwanda, he crossed a line that you do not cross with Kagame >The Rwandan leadership decide that if it worked once, it can work twice and begin to make plans for a second invasion of the Congo >They call on the neighbor countries again in an attempt to form a similar coalition to last time >This doesn't quite happen >Many of the countries in the first coalition are rather happy with the outcome, with Kabila giving them what they want >> O Anonymous 10/31/17(Tue)04:21:49 No.3614150 ► >>3614183 >>3621544 >>3622718 >>3627364 >>3630621 >>3614124 Also I f----- up, while Kabila did end up financing Hutu militias against Rwanda the straw that broke the camel's back was when he dismissed all of the Rwandan military advisers and officers present in Kinshasa and had them flown out, along with denouncing the Rwandan presence. >Angola can go after UNITA with impunity, Ethiopia and Eritrea no longer care, and Zimbabwe is going after gold mines, natural resources, and diamonds >Only Burundi and Uganda are willing to support Rwanda in another push towards Kinshasa >So Kagame decides to go with what he has, and directs the Rwandan military to form and back a new rebel group known as the Rally for Congolese Democracy (RDC), again made up of Congolese minorities and quite a few former members of the AFDLC >This rebel coalition, much like the first, begins to make very quick inroads into the Congo (the new Congolese military wasn't much better than their former Zairian counterpart) >The Rwandans also pull off an insane paratrooper mission all the way to Kinshasa early in the war See >>3614005 for more info >However, this progress did not last long >The Rwandan paratroopers landing near Kinshasa were also very near to the Angolan border >The Angolans freak the f--- out over this, and immediately deploy their military in support of Kabila >They are followed by Zimbabwe, and later Namibia and Chad >There are now 7 (and unofficially probably closer to 9) countries now in conflict in the DRC during this war >The Angolans and Zimbabweans push the rebels away from the capital Kinshasa with their relatively modern armed forces >The Angolans spend most of the war near Kinshasa, guarding the capital and not venturing out much except to attack UNITA >They want their interests in the DRC protected, but aren't willing to risk much more in further intervention >Chad and Namibia provide small troop contributions for different reasons, and don't do much >Zimbabwe ends up deploying the most troops to aid Kabila >> O Anonymous 10/31/17(Tue)04:46:43 No.3614183 > >>3614201 >>3614221 >>3621544 >>3622718 >>3627364 >>3630621 >>3614150 >The Pro-Kabila and Anti-Kabila coalitions duke it out for roughly 4 years (officially, there's plenty of fighting that happens after the ceasefire) >The war becomes mostly a grinding stalemate, as the pro-Kabila forces manage to stave off the initial rebel advance but are unable to push far enough to make a decisive offensive >The Anti-Kabila forces do not have the hardware necessary to fully take on the combined Zimbabwean/Congolese military (it was mostly Zimbabwe that had to do the heavy lifting), but retain a decent chunk of their initial gains >The Rwandans and Burundians have arguably the best infantry in the conflict, but they are hampered by the fact that they need the Ugandans to provide armor and don't have much to defend against the Zimbabwean air force and mechanized forces >Occasionally, they find creative ways to mitigate this >On one occasion, the Rwandans were confronting a dug-in Zimbabwean mechanized force that would easily repel a Rwandan infantry-based assault >The Rwandan commander force-marches his troops 10 miles around the Zimbabwe positions during the night, and the next day the Rwandans hit the Zimbabweans from all sides and surprise them, killing most of them >However most battles usually turn into slugfests, with high attrition for both sides >The Zimbabwean military is a massive boon to Kabila, as the Zimbabweans still have a decent arsenal from Rhodesia's days and have augmented it slightly with more aircraft and armored vehicles >Still, the war strains the Zimbabwean army heavily as their performance is still average at best >Several Zimbabwean planes and helicopters are shot down (with some evidence that mercenaries on the Rwandan side did some of the shoot-downs) >Many Zimbabwean armored vehicles are lost due to mechanical failure and close-in RPG attacks >The Zimbabwe military also loses several hundred (l'd put a high estimate to a thousand) soldiers in combat * O Anonymous 10/31/17(Tue)04:57:23 No.3614201 > >>3614224 >>3614256 >>3618608 >>3621544 >>3622718 >>3627364 >>3630621 >>3614183 >Zimbabwe arguably saves the Kabila government from destruction, but irreparably damages its military in the process as they have no means to replace its hardware losses >Meanwhile the Zimbabweans have not been able to reap any rewards from their mining investments in the Congo as they have none of the necessary equipment to take advantage of the Congo's mineral and gold deposits >Overall, the war devastates Zimbabwe's economy and military and leads to much of the turmoil in the country today >Meanwhile on the pro-Kabila side, the Namibians provide some token troop and logistical support, but that's about the extent of it and they are not eager to send their men into combat. Their deployment is not well received at home or abroad >Meanwhile Chad sends troops in to help Kabila, and quickly pulls them out after multiple reports of Chadians r----- and pillaging many villages in the Congo >The Angolans still stick mainly to the area around Kinshasa and hunt UNITA, their forces are still invaluable in maintaining Kabila in power >On the anti-Kabila side, all is not well >There are some frays in the rebel movement, and it does not help that Rwanda and Uganda are beginning to have different interests >Uganda is more concerned with occupying chunks of the Congo as a buffer zone as well as to exploit economically (while also backing their own proxy rebel groups) >Rwanda is still maintaining their own groups and fighting against Kabila >Tensions between the Rwandans and Ugandans come to a head in the city of Kisangani in 2000 >The Ugandan and Rwandan commanders constantly s----talked each other, with the Ugandans constantly boasting that they could easily defeat the Rwandan forces in the city due to the Ugandan armor advantage >The Rwandans keep telling the Ugandans to f--- off >Eventually a skirmish between Ugandan and Rwandan troops breaks out into a full-blown battle O Anonymous 10/31/17(Tue)05:05:01 No.3614224 >>3614226 >>3614251 >>3614352 >>3621544 >>3621877 >>3622718 >>3627364 >>3627649 >>3629673 >>3630621 >>3632533 >>3633306 >>3637015 File: 1024px-Second_Congo War_A(...).png (195 KB, 1024x967) >>3614201 >The battle of Kisangani ends in a decisive Rwandan victory, despite the Ugandan armor presence >The Rwandan infantry were much better at close quarters than the Ugandans, and were able to isolate and destroy Ugandan tanks in the city >Between 1-2000 die in the battle, the majority of the casualties being Ugandan >After this, the anti-Kabila coalition is a rather fractured group with the main goal being supporting various rebel groups rather than seeking all-out victory >In January of 2001, Laurent Kabila is assassinated by one of his own bodyguards, it is heavily implied that Rwandans orchestrated the killing >His son, Joseph Kabila takes power >Joseph proves to be much more adept at running the DRC than his father, and presents himself much better on the international stage >With the war running on and with every side getting nowhere, the participants agree to a ceasefire in July of 2003 >The pro-Kabila side succeed in keeping Kabila (and now his son) in power, but many of the countries involved were hit hard economically >The anti-Kabila side failed to topple him, but succeeded in forming long-lasting rebel movements that would keep the border regions under nominal control of Rwanda and Uganda >The war did little to resolve the ethnic conflict in the Congo, and there is still fighting >There are also still a myriad of rebel groups operating in the DRC, with various state backers >While the 2nd Congo war did end, its repercussions continue to echo on Alright that's the best I can do right now, I need some sleep. Hopefully this was informative. * O Anonymous 10/31/17(Tue)05:06:52 No.3614226 > >3614251 >3614254 >>3615028 >>3615173 >>3615508 >>3616032 >>3618311 >>3621473 >>3627665 >>3629456 >>3638450 >>3638458 File: Dancing in the Glory of M(..).jpg (138 KB, 312x475) DANCING >>3614224 Also, most of the information in my posts came from this book. I highly recommend it as there is not much information on the 1st and 2nd Congo Wars due to the fact that the media didn't care much for it and very little documentation was done on it. Overall, both conflicts were the bloodiest in Africa with several million dead. IN THE GR OF MONSTERS flindark Dancing in the Glory of Monsters: The Collapse of the Congo and the Great War of Africa MEROONN
AFRICAN OCOLIC File: 201036mam962.gif (52 KB, 290x354) S00 k 3 UDAN O Anonymous 10/30/17(Mon)23:28:17 No.3613268 E >>3613374 >>3613385 >>3613420 >>3613476 >>3613478 >>3614005 >>3614963 >>3615987 >>3618296 >>3622127 >>3623794 CHAD >Rwanda made the Congo it's Bitch How the f--- did they do that? JETHIOPIA SOUTH SUBAN > O Anonymous 10/30/17(Mon)23:29:31 No.3613276 ► CONGO KENYA Nairobl RWANDA Chimanga A BURUNDI Magic. TANZANIA > O Anonymous 10/30/17(Mon)23:56:45 No.3613374 >>3613393 >>3613972 MALAWI ANGOLA >>3613268 (OP) Give me about 30 minutes, l'll dump some stuff in this thread. MORAMBIONE ZAMBIA ZIMBABWE NAMIBIA BOTSWANA >> O Anonymous 10/30/17(Mon)23:59:58 No.3613385 ► Anonymous 10/31/17(Tue)02:49:34 No.3613972 >3614001 >3616958 >>3617256 >>3621544 >>3622718 >>3627364 >>3629335 >>3630621 >> 3613374 Alright I made a few posts about this in a thread about a week ago, but I wasn't able to save it so I'm just going to go off the cuff and do whatI can while being tired as hell. >Be Rwanda >Genocide is over, the RPF lead by Paul Kagame has kicked out the Hutu dominated government and the portions of the Rwandan military loyal to them >This is where most people who know about the genocide think it ends, when its just the beginning >The Hutus who fled went directly over the border to Zaire, where Mobutu harbored them and armed them >The Hutu gov't/military remnants begin to start raiding across the border back into Rwanda >Kagame's government is now in a reverse situation, now they are the government in charge fighting bush guerrillas (which is what the RPF was doing before the genocide) >The now Tutsi dominated Rwandan govemment realizes that being limited to their side of the border that these raids would probably go on indefinitely since the Hutus could just flee back into Zaire >So Paul Kagame and his top advisors decide that in order to end this situation once and for all, there was one solution >They were going to not only go over the border and reverse-genocide the Hutus who fled, but also straight up invade Zaire with the intention of removing Mobutu from power >So how the f--- does tiny Rwanda do this? >By getting a m------------ coalition going >The Rwandan military had (and still has) some of the best infantry in all of Africa, but are lacking in most other aspects >In order to fill this gap Kagame begins contacting regional neighbors and entices them to join him to fight against Mobutu >Given that basically nobody in the surrounding countries liked Mobutu (Mobutu often funded rebel groups in neighboring countries), they are eager to jump in >Uganda is sympathetic to the RPF (they harbored the RPF when the Tutsis began their fight against the Hutus), so they are the first on board and provide mechanized and armored units * O Anonymous 10/31/17(Tue)03:00:12 No.3614001 > >>3614013 >>3616958 >>3620586 >>3621544 >>3622718 >>3627364 >>3630621 >>3613972 >Burundi is also sympathetic, and provides troops >Zimbabwe joins because they don't like Mobutu, and the Rwandans point out that there are plenty of exploitable resources in the Congo that could make Zimbabwe's leaders rich >Being the greedy little f--- that he is, Mugabe joins in and while Zimbabwean forces do not participate directly (that would change in the second war), they provide logistical support >Angola has always had a long running feud with Mobutu due to his harboring of UNITA, so they're immediately on board >Angola deploys some regular forces in 1997, but also sends in old Katangese gendarmes who served all the way back in the original Congo Crisis and had been in exile for years >Ethiopia and Eritrea also provide some limited technical, moral, and financial support >However, the bulk of the anti-Mobutu alliance's manpower was made from an rebel coalition known as the Alliance of Democratic Forces for the Liberation of Congo (AFDLC) group was made up mainly of disgruntled ethnic minorities from Zaire's border regions as well as political dissidents or really anyone in the country who did not like Mobutu >The Anti-Mobutu alliance directly funded and trained this rebel Coalition, providing them with the means to fight the Zairian military, in essence forming a massive proxy army manly directed from Kigali in >This Rwanda >The Rwandans realize that such a large movement needs a good leader, someone that would be pliable to Rwandan interests and that wouldn't cause trouble for them >Enter Laurent Kabila >He's a washed up old Marxist revolutionary who's been fighting against Mobutu for decades, with rather little to show for it other than being a small thorn in his side >He once fought alongside Che Guevara during the latter's ill-fated expedition to the Congo, and Che was not very impressed and while he respected Kabila's drive he believed that he was rather incompetent and should be kept from command positions * O Anonymous 10/31/17(Tue)03:09:21 No.3614013 > >>3614036 >>3614081 >>3618300 >>3621544 >>3622718 >>3627364 >>3630621 >>3614001 >Kagame and friends decide that Kabila will do, and set him up to be the leader of the AFDLC >Kabila is overjoyed at having new "comrades" in the fight against the oppressor Mobutu >His contribution is mostly grandstanding and making grandiose marxist speeches that nobody really cares about >The Rwandans make a point to not put him in charge of anything military-related >Anyhow, after formulating a large rebel movement and after everything's lined up, the First Congo War kicks off in late 1996 piggybacking off the ongoing Banyamulenge rebellion (ethnic Tutsis living in Zaire) >The anti-Mobutu alliance makes massive inroads very quickly into Zaire (no small feat considering that Zaire/Congo is f------ HUGE) >The Zairian military is in a state of decay, with most troops having not been paid and having little food or ammunition despite having much better equipment than the rebels >The rebels are bolstered by the armed forces of the coalition seeking to topple Mobutu, with the Rwandans being the largest contributor >Mobutu is largely disconnected from reality, he fully believes that its a minor revolt that will soon be crushed >Meanwhile with each passing day the rebels move ever closer to Kinshasa far in the west >Eventually the Zairian leadership realizes how bad the situation is and tries calling in mercenaries >There are several ex French Foreign Legionnaires who answer the call, as well as the Yugoslav White Legion >The former FFL guys act like professional mercs, but quickly realize that the military situation is utterly f----- for Zaire and try to tell the Zairian high command to no avail >The White Legion spends most of their time getting drunk and randomly shooting anyone that looks at them funny >Despite having several aircraft from Yugoslavia, most of these fall into disrepair and on one occasion a drunken Šerb pilot crashes a Mig-21 directly into a Zairian military parade >Having made no meaningful contribution, the Yugos eventually leave * O Anonymous 10/31/17(Tue)03:47:37 No.3614081 >3614109 >>3621544 >>3622718 >>3627364 >>3627730 >>3630621 >>3614013 Getting rather tired, will try to at least wrap up Congo War 1 and the reason the Second Congo War started and the countries involved (its a massive clusterfuck) >>3614036 were they thinking The Yugo White Legion was run by incompetent morons who were basically paid to look intimidating and were expected to fight, but chose in most cases not to. They did a handful of bombing runs against rebel targets but usually didn't hit anything. The few times they did engage in combat they got f----- hard. Most of them left after it was blatantly obvious that Mobutu was never going to win >W Continuing on >The end is nigh for the Mobutu government as the Zairian armed forces are falling apart as most soldiers and commanders are deserting >Mobutu's government is disintegrating as all the rich ministers and officials grab everything they can and fly the f--- out of the country >Mobutu is finally convinced that there is no more hope in staying, and bails out to exile in Morocco (where he would die of prostate cancer in later in 1997) >One rather humorous note to add to the fall of Zaire concerns the deceased former president of Rwanda Juvénal Habyarimana (a Hutu who's death sparked the Rwandan genocide when his plane was shot down) >Mobutu had been a close friend of Habyarimana, and had personally assured the latter's family that one day the Zairian backed Hutu rebel groups would re-take Rwanda and that he would be buried with honor in Rwandan soil >Fast forward to Kinshasa being in the rebel's sights in the 1st Congo War >Mobutu, now realizing that burying Habyarimana in Rwandan soil was never going to happen moved his body from a special refrigerated mausoleum Gbadolite to Kinshasa >The body's container sits for 3 days out on the tarmac in Kinshasa's airport because everyone forgot about it >Only as Mobutu is about to leave does he remember, and decides to cremate the body as the last decent thing he could do for his former friend * O Anonymous 10/31/17(Tue)03:55:58 No.3614109 >>3614113 >>3614124 >3614126 >>3620640 >>3621544 >>3622718 >>3627364 >>3630621 >>3614081 >Only thing is, nobody present knows anything about cremation >Of the foreign nationals fleeing Kinshasa, the Zairian security forces find an Indian Hindu who basically gives them a quick run down on how cremation mostly works and they burn Habyarimana's remains on the tarmac >Mobutu leaves the next day >The AFLDC enters Kinshasa with Kabila at the head >Kabila installs himself as president of the new Democratic Republic of the Congo Meanwhile, the Rwandans were up to some shenanigans >While all of the fighting is happening, Rwandan military forces are scouring Zaire for Hutu refugee camps with the sole intent of killing every last Hutu they can find >The idea is that if they can kill the f--- out of as many Hutus as possible, it will reduce the chance of the Hutu's coming back to fight them as they will be dead >There is only educated guesses as to how many Hutu's were slaughtered in Zaire, but I believe that estimates of several hundred thousand dead are about right (there were two million Hutu refugees in Zaire when the war started) >This is mostly glossed over today because everyone had stopped paying attention to the aftermath of the Rwandan genocide, and because the Rwandan's had figured out how to orchestrate PR to their advantage (they also used a lot of aid coming in after the genocide to finance the invasion of the Congo, as well as receiving covert aid from the United States) >So the first Congo War is over, and initially everyone in the coalition is rather happy >Angola gets to go after UNITA with relative impunity, Uganda and Rwanda informally occupy chunks of Congolese territory, and the other nations have a chance to get some of dem sweet natural resources in the Congo >Meanwhile Kabila promises a new beginning for the new Congo and everything looks like its going pretty well >Of course this is Africa, nothing good ever f------ happens for long >Roughly a year after the end of the 1st Congo War, the 2nd Congo War will kick off * O Anonymous 10/31/17(Tue)04:04:24 No.3614124 >>3614150 >>3618305 >>3621544 >>3622718 >>3627364 >>3630621 >>3614102 Do some reading n----, there's plenty of cool s--- to be found. I personally find the Cold War period and after to be fascinating with the myriad bush wars and conflicts >>3614109 >Things begin to go bad as Kabila is now in a position that he had dreamed about for decades >He's also mostly out of touch with how the world has changed over time and still acts like a 1960's revolutionary >He begins to start a personality cult in the same vein as Mobutu, and declares that elections will not be held for two years as he needs time to make sure all is well in the country >He's also very fond of the new luxuries afforded to him >In a rather short time he essentially becomes another Mobutu, just one spouting a bit more leftist rhetoric but with the same authoritarianism, nepotism, and corruption as before >Of course this is the norm in much of Africa and things may have simmered down, but that didn't happen >Kabila makes the one mistake of biting the hand that fed him, and begins to become very hostile to Rwanda >During this time Rwanda still had troops inside the Congo, ostensibly to provide security and stabilization but also to make sure Kabila was playing ball (also to kill Hutus) >Kabila becomes less and less happy with this arrangement and begins to order the Rwandans out of his country while branding them as foreign occupiers >Kagame and company down in Rwanda are less than pleased by this turn of events >When Kabila begins to hint that he may help Hutu rebel groups fighting against Rwanda, he crossed a line that you do not cross with Kagame >The Rwandan leadership decide that if it worked once, it can work twice and begin to make plans for a second invasion of the Congo >They call on the neighbor countries again in an attempt to form a similar coalition to last time >This doesn't quite happen >Many of the countries in the first coalition are rather happy with the outcome, with Kabila giving them what they want >> O Anonymous 10/31/17(Tue)04:21:49 No.3614150 ► >>3614183 >>3621544 >>3622718 >>3627364 >>3630621 >>3614124 Also I f----- up, while Kabila did end up financing Hutu militias against Rwanda the straw that broke the camel's back was when he dismissed all of the Rwandan military advisers and officers present in Kinshasa and had them flown out, along with denouncing the Rwandan presence. >Angola can go after UNITA with impunity, Ethiopia and Eritrea no longer care, and Zimbabwe is going after gold mines, natural resources, and diamonds >Only Burundi and Uganda are willing to support Rwanda in another push towards Kinshasa >So Kagame decides to go with what he has, and directs the Rwandan military to form and back a new rebel group known as the Rally for Congolese Democracy (RDC), again made up of Congolese minorities and quite a few former members of the AFDLC >This rebel coalition, much like the first, begins to make very quick inroads into the Congo (the new Congolese military wasn't much better than their former Zairian counterpart) >The Rwandans also pull off an insane paratrooper mission all the way to Kinshasa early in the war See >>3614005 for more info >However, this progress did not last long >The Rwandan paratroopers landing near Kinshasa were also very near to the Angolan border >The Angolans freak the f--- out over this, and immediately deploy their military in support of Kabila >They are followed by Zimbabwe, and later Namibia and Chad >There are now 7 (and unofficially probably closer to 9) countries now in conflict in the DRC during this war >The Angolans and Zimbabweans push the rebels away from the capital Kinshasa with their relatively modern armed forces >The Angolans spend most of the war near Kinshasa, guarding the capital and not venturing out much except to attack UNITA >They want their interests in the DRC protected, but aren't willing to risk much more in further intervention >Chad and Namibia provide small troop contributions for different reasons, and don't do much >Zimbabwe ends up deploying the most troops to aid Kabila >> O Anonymous 10/31/17(Tue)04:46:43 No.3614183 > >>3614201 >>3614221 >>3621544 >>3622718 >>3627364 >>3630621 >>3614150 >The Pro-Kabila and Anti-Kabila coalitions duke it out for roughly 4 years (officially, there's plenty of fighting that happens after the ceasefire) >The war becomes mostly a grinding stalemate, as the pro-Kabila forces manage to stave off the initial rebel advance but are unable to push far enough to make a decisive offensive >The Anti-Kabila forces do not have the hardware necessary to fully take on the combined Zimbabwean/Congolese military (it was mostly Zimbabwe that had to do the heavy lifting), but retain a decent chunk of their initial gains >The Rwandans and Burundians have arguably the best infantry in the conflict, but they are hampered by the fact that they need the Ugandans to provide armor and don't have much to defend against the Zimbabwean air force and mechanized forces >Occasionally, they find creative ways to mitigate this >On one occasion, the Rwandans were confronting a dug-in Zimbabwean mechanized force that would easily repel a Rwandan infantry-based assault >The Rwandan commander force-marches his troops 10 miles around the Zimbabwe positions during the night, and the next day the Rwandans hit the Zimbabweans from all sides and surprise them, killing most of them >However most battles usually turn into slugfests, with high attrition for both sides >The Zimbabwean military is a massive boon to Kabila, as the Zimbabweans still have a decent arsenal from Rhodesia's days and have augmented it slightly with more aircraft and armored vehicles >Still, the war strains the Zimbabwean army heavily as their performance is still average at best >Several Zimbabwean planes and helicopters are shot down (with some evidence that mercenaries on the Rwandan side did some of the shoot-downs) >Many Zimbabwean armored vehicles are lost due to mechanical failure and close-in RPG attacks >The Zimbabwe military also loses several hundred (l'd put a high estimate to a thousand) soldiers in combat * O Anonymous 10/31/17(Tue)04:57:23 No.3614201 > >>3614224 >>3614256 >>3618608 >>3621544 >>3622718 >>3627364 >>3630621 >>3614183 >Zimbabwe arguably saves the Kabila government from destruction, but irreparably damages its military in the process as they have no means to replace its hardware losses >Meanwhile the Zimbabweans have not been able to reap any rewards from their mining investments in the Congo as they have none of the necessary equipment to take advantage of the Congo's mineral and gold deposits >Overall, the war devastates Zimbabwe's economy and military and leads to much of the turmoil in the country today >Meanwhile on the pro-Kabila side, the Namibians provide some token troop and logistical support, but that's about the extent of it and they are not eager to send their men into combat. Their deployment is not well received at home or abroad >Meanwhile Chad sends troops in to help Kabila, and quickly pulls them out after multiple reports of Chadians r----- and pillaging many villages in the Congo >The Angolans still stick mainly to the area around Kinshasa and hunt UNITA, their forces are still invaluable in maintaining Kabila in power >On the anti-Kabila side, all is not well >There are some frays in the rebel movement, and it does not help that Rwanda and Uganda are beginning to have different interests >Uganda is more concerned with occupying chunks of the Congo as a buffer zone as well as to exploit economically (while also backing their own proxy rebel groups) >Rwanda is still maintaining their own groups and fighting against Kabila >Tensions between the Rwandans and Ugandans come to a head in the city of Kisangani in 2000 >The Ugandan and Rwandan commanders constantly s----talked each other, with the Ugandans constantly boasting that they could easily defeat the Rwandan forces in the city due to the Ugandan armor advantage >The Rwandans keep telling the Ugandans to f--- off >Eventually a skirmish between Ugandan and Rwandan troops breaks out into a full-blown battle O Anonymous 10/31/17(Tue)05:05:01 No.3614224 >>3614226 >>3614251 >>3614352 >>3621544 >>3621877 >>3622718 >>3627364 >>3627649 >>3629673 >>3630621 >>3632533 >>3633306 >>3637015 File: 1024px-Second_Congo War_A(...).png (195 KB, 1024x967) >>3614201 >The battle of Kisangani ends in a decisive Rwandan victory, despite the Ugandan armor presence >The Rwandan infantry were much better at close quarters than the Ugandans, and were able to isolate and destroy Ugandan tanks in the city >Between 1-2000 die in the battle, the majority of the casualties being Ugandan >After this, the anti-Kabila coalition is a rather fractured group with the main goal being supporting various rebel groups rather than seeking all-out victory >In January of 2001, Laurent Kabila is assassinated by one of his own bodyguards, it is heavily implied that Rwandans orchestrated the killing >His son, Joseph Kabila takes power >Joseph proves to be much more adept at running the DRC than his father, and presents himself much better on the international stage >With the war running on and with every side getting nowhere, the participants agree to a ceasefire in July of 2003 >The pro-Kabila side succeed in keeping Kabila (and now his son) in power, but many of the countries involved were hit hard economically >The anti-Kabila side failed to topple him, but succeeded in forming long-lasting rebel movements that would keep the border regions under nominal control of Rwanda and Uganda >The war did little to resolve the ethnic conflict in the Congo, and there is still fighting >There are also still a myriad of rebel groups operating in the DRC, with various state backers >While the 2nd Congo war did end, its repercussions continue to echo on Alright that's the best I can do right now, I need some sleep. Hopefully this was informative. * O Anonymous 10/31/17(Tue)05:06:52 No.3614226 > >3614251 >3614254 >>3615028 >>3615173 >>3615508 >>3616032 >>3618311 >>3621473 >>3627665 >>3629456 >>3638450 >>3638458 File: Dancing in the Glory of M(..).jpg (138 KB, 312x475) DANCING >>3614224 Also, most of the information in my posts came from this book. I highly recommend it as there is not much information on the 1st and 2nd Congo Wars due to the fact that the media didn't care much for it and very little documentation was done on it. Overall, both conflicts were the bloodiest in Africa with several million dead. IN THE GR OF MONSTERS flindark Dancing in the Glory of Monsters: The Collapse of the Congo and the Great War of Africa MEROONN

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Noir Posting

File: 0-COLION-NOIR.jpg (107 KB, 2000x1000) 38 --- Anonymous 05/20/14(Tue)19:23:32 No.21260591 >>21262431 >>21262531 >>21262603 >>21262719 >>21262753 >>21263263 >>21266001 Shooting the Sig Sauer P229 is like covering a Mexican wrestler's n------ in gold leaf and then reading Yeats. It's just natural. C Anonymous 05/20/14(Tue)19:24:25 No.21260601 ► >21262719 >>21263263 File: colionoir.jpg (16 KB, 854x480) This gun is like a filthy, aging, Nigerian crack w---- that can give you gonorrhea just by standing next to her but you can't look away because she's your mom. That's how good it is. O Anonymous 05/20/14(Tue)19:25:39 No.21260615 >>21262753 >>21263263 File: Noir3-- jpg (31 KB, 597x472) There is just something about the Beretta CX4 Storm. It slides into your hand like purple cauliflower, twice. Sexy and flirtatious. It's the kind of gun that would make Jay-Z holla-back like Gwen Steffani. I Anonymous 05/20/14(Tue)19:27:20 No.21260630 >>21262372 >>21263263 File: colion-res.jpg (24 KB, 859x476) I love the H&K MP5. I mean, there's just something about it that reminds you of using mayonnaise to shave your legs in the living room while you grandmother watches. It just feels good. I Anonymous 05/20/14(Tue)19:30:24 No.21260666 >>21262753 File: noir---uio.jpg (139 KB, 900x900) Of course I love guns. Life without guns would be like life without life. >> O Anonymous 05/20/14(Tue)20:58:47 No.21261787 >>21261898 File: Colion-Noir-2.png (77 KB, 270x280) Handling the Walther PPQ is like getting a reacharound from a foreign exchange student. It's exotic and does things you're not used to. But you just can't give it up, and before you know it you're on a plane to Germany. D Anonymous 05/20/14(Tue)21:09:18 No.21261958 >>21262297 File: Denzel.jpg (27 KB, 450x444) Working for the NRA is like being a Jamboy for Tiger Woods. I feel honored but degraded at the same time. I Anonymous 05/20/14(Tue)21:26:05 No.21262177 ► File: images (1).jpg (5 KB, 300x168) Shooting a P11 is like flinging a rubber band at someone across the room. It's fun when you first do it, but it will come flinging back at you like a p----- off horse. >> C Anonymous 05/20/14(Tue)21:39:14 No.21262341 >>21262383 >>21262417 >>21262428 >>21262585 >>21264134 File: maxresdefault.jpg (100 KB, 1280x720) Concealing the Glock 19 is like masturbating in a public park. It should be obvious to everyone what you're doing, but somehow nobody ever notices. I Anonymous 05/20/14(Tue)21:51:12 No.21262457 >>21262762 File: NRA-black-gun-commentator.jpg (38 KB, 600x450) Firing the FAL is like garnishing wages from an abusive spouse's bank account while they slowly descend in to full blown alcoholism. It just brings a smile to my face. O Anonymous 05/20/14(Tue)21:51:25 No.21262459 >>21262473 >>21262478 File: Colion-Noir.jpg (146 KB, 1440x900) Shooting the HK91 is like going to the prom with your mom, everyone will laugh but you know you'll be having sex at the end of the night. O Anonymous 05/20/14(Tue)22:29:48 No.21262809 ► File: cn.jpg (41 KB, 1280x720) An AK's reliability is like having two japanese strippers pour vodka down your rectum while your in the fetal position, it doesn't look pretty but it will ALWAYS get you drunk. I Anonymous 05/20/14(Tue)22:30:14 No.21262814 File: colion.jpg (92 KB, 980x666) The Smith and Wesson M&P Pro is a lot like p------ with your sister. It's different than what you're used to, but eventually you realize this is the best it can get. >C Anonymous 05/20/14(Tue)22:59:21 No.21263043 ► >>21263470 File: nore jpg (58 KB, 616x577) The break at the end of the HK P30's triggerpull is like using sausage grease from your country breakfast to masturbate to Aunt Jemima. It's the perfect end to an already arousing experience. >> D Anonymous 05/21/14(Wed)07:49:51 No.21266083 ► File: Colion Noir.jpg (18 KB, 854x480) Shooting the StG 44 for the first time is like convincing your girlfriend to let you put the tip in for the first time. Yeah its exciting, but you know it could be better.

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The Kalashnikov Song

Well, sir, there's nothing on earth Like a genuine, bona fide communized avtomat Kalashnikov What'd I say? Kalashnikov! Kalashnikov! What's it called? Kalashnikov! Kalashnikov! Kalashnikov! I hear those things are awfully loud And it produces a fiery cloud Is there a chance Not on your the barrel could bend? life my hindu friend Use it to remove kebabs What about us brain-dead slavs? Is this approved by For use until the sky has fallen comrade Stalin? The ring came off my pudding can It comes with bayonet my good man It's the proletariat's only choice Throw up your hands and raise your voice Kalashnikov! Kalashnikov! Kalashnikov! Sorry mom, the party's spoken But the SKS isn't old or broken Kalash- D'oh! Kalashnikov!Kalashnikov! Kalashnikov!
Well, sir, there's nothing on earth Like a genuine, bona fide communized avtomat Kalashnikov What'd I say? Kalashnikov! Kalashnikov! What's it called? Kalashnikov! Kalashnikov! Kalashnikov! I hear those things are awfully loud And it produces a fiery cloud Is there a chance Not on your the barrel could bend? life my hindu friend Use it to remove kebabs What about us brain-dead slavs? Is this approved by For use until the sky has fallen comrade Stalin? The ring came off my pudding can It comes with bayonet my good man It's the proletariat's only choice Throw up your hands and raise your voice Kalashnikov! Kalashnikov! Kalashnikov! Sorry mom, the party's spoken But the SKS isn't old or broken Kalash- D'oh! Kalashnikov!Kalashnikov! Kalashnikov!

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Retarded Bombs

File: Bombs.gif (66 KB, 420x242) O Smart Bombs to be Replaced with Retarded Bombs Anonymous 09/07/14(Sun)19:29:38 No.22726707 >22728496 >22728527 >22728578 DUGWAY, UTAH--The head of the US Air Force's Retarded Bomb program is warning that there is a real danger of missing deadlines if his budget for this promising air-to-ground system is not restored by the end of the fiscal year. "I need all of the prototype labs back to full production by the end of this month," Major General Curtis Veeblefetzer said at Tuesday's press conference at Dugway Proving Ground. "Otherwise we will start to see some delays and at this point that would just be retarded." In development since the late 1980s, the HERPADERP bomb: Highly Energetic Rigid Penetrator Armor Defeating Encephalic Reduction Projectile .is not only retarded by a parachute deployed after launch, but also causes people upon whom it is dropped to become retarded as well, usually immediately before it kills them. "It's designed to create a shockwave that just clobbers the living f--- out of the human brain," says defense analyst Professor Pavel Potrzebie. "If they survive, it's coloring books for Christmas. You see, it was originally proposed in 1985 in response to a request for new strategies to reduce and degrade Soviet intelligence capabilities. And at the time it was believed that the best way to reduce their intelligence was to drop a big f------ bomb on them, hopefully causing cerebral hemorrhage or even death. The US Navy is, in partnership with NATO and ANZUS allies, is developing the joint version, J-HERPADERP, for a maritime strike role. They're also developing a standoff launch platform, STAHP-IT: Standoff Tactical Aircraft/Helicopter Projectile - International Thrower. "We believe that J-HERPADERP/STAHP-IT will be key to our maritime strike tactics in the near future," said program chief Rear Admiral Henry Gloval. "Even if we don't sink their boats we're sure as hell gonna ring their chimes." >> O Anonymous 09/07/14(Sun)19:38:37 No.22726861 ► File: laughing-138804527175_xlarge.jpg (11 KB, 350x233) >clobbers the living f--- >> O MaschinenGewehr !!6m76tpWrY+G 09/07/14(Sun)19:41:11 No.22726904 File: my side.jpg (91 KB, 640x385) oh my f------ god MY SIDES >> O Anonymous 09/07/14(Sun)21:21:12 No.22728473 ► File: 1386549264808.jpg (29 KB, 480x360) >And at the time it was believed that the best way to reduce their intelligence was to drop a big f------ bomb on them, THIS THREAD IS HEADING TO THE COMEDY GOA'ULD MINE
File: Bombs.gif (66 KB, 420x242) O Smart Bombs to be Replaced with Retarded Bombs Anonymous 09/07/14(Sun)19:29:38 No.22726707 >22728496 >22728527 >22728578 DUGWAY, UTAH--The head of the US Air Force's Retarded Bomb program is warning that there is a real danger of missing deadlines if his budget for this promising air-to-ground system is not restored by the end of the fiscal year. "I need all of the prototype labs back to full production by the end of this month," Major General Curtis Veeblefetzer said at Tuesday's press conference at Dugway Proving Ground. "Otherwise we will start to see some delays and at this point that would just be retarded." In development since the late 1980s, the HERPADERP bomb: Highly Energetic Rigid Penetrator Armor Defeating Encephalic Reduction Projectile .is not only retarded by a parachute deployed after launch, but also causes people upon whom it is dropped to become retarded as well, usually immediately before it kills them. "It's designed to create a shockwave that just clobbers the living f--- out of the human brain," says defense analyst Professor Pavel Potrzebie. "If they survive, it's coloring books for Christmas. You see, it was originally proposed in 1985 in response to a request for new strategies to reduce and degrade Soviet intelligence capabilities. And at the time it was believed that the best way to reduce their intelligence was to drop a big f------ bomb on them, hopefully causing cerebral hemorrhage or even death. The US Navy is, in partnership with NATO and ANZUS allies, is developing the joint version, J-HERPADERP, for a maritime strike role. They're also developing a standoff launch platform, STAHP-IT: Standoff Tactical Aircraft/Helicopter Projectile - International Thrower. "We believe that J-HERPADERP/STAHP-IT will be key to our maritime strike tactics in the near future," said program chief Rear Admiral Henry Gloval. "Even if we don't sink their boats we're sure as hell gonna ring their chimes." >> O Anonymous 09/07/14(Sun)19:38:37 No.22726861 ► File: laughing-138804527175_xlarge.jpg (11 KB, 350x233) >clobbers the living f--- >> O MaschinenGewehr !!6m76tpWrY+G 09/07/14(Sun)19:41:11 No.22726904 File: my side.jpg (91 KB, 640x385) oh my f------ god MY SIDES >> O Anonymous 09/07/14(Sun)21:21:12 No.22728473 ► File: 1386549264808.jpg (29 KB, 480x360) >And at the time it was believed that the best way to reduce their intelligence was to drop a big f------ bomb on them, THIS THREAD IS HEADING TO THE COMEDY GOA'ULD MINE

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A Microwave's a Microwave


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A Magically Cursed Place

O Anonymous 05/30/18(Wed)12:06:37 No.38083836 >>38083846 >>38083860 >>38083896 >>38083899 >>38083900 >>38083906 >>38083912 >>38083922 >>38083933 >>38083940 >>38083955 >>38084083 >>38084095 >>38084112 >>38084118 >>38084136 >>38084145 >>38084155 >>38084157 >>38084168 >>38084175 >>38084180 >>38084181 >>38084242 >38084245 >>38084252 >>38084262 >>38084273 >>38084281 >>38084294 >>38084355 >>38084431 >>38084439 >>38084442 >>38084443 >>38084464 >>38084472 >>38084498 >>38084508 >>38084552 >>38084555 >>38084577 >>38084612 >>38084677 >>38084705 >>38084740 >>38084755 >>38084765 >>38084768 >>38084798 >>38084847 >>38084882 >>38084898 >38084929 >>38084949 >>38084961 >>38084980 >>38084987 >>38085090 >>38085215 >>38085221 >>38085223 >>38085257 >>38085379 >>38085396 >>38085419 >>38085420 >>38085447 >>38085501 >>38085519 >>38085528 >>38085589 >>38085658 >>38085659 >>38085666 >>38085680 >>38085722 >>38085723 >>38085741 >>38085753 >>38085757 >>38085764 >38085790 >>38085803 >>38085817 >>38085819 >>38085834 >>38085838 >>38085858 >>38085875 >>38085901 >>38085917 >>38085935 >>38085953 >>38085964 >>38085976 >>38085986 >>38086010 >38086027 >>38086038 >>38086039 >>38086062 >>38086072 >>38086076 >>38086089 >>38086096 >>38086103 >>38086117 >>38086120 >>38086126 >>38086133 >38086154 >>38086173 >>38086185 >>38086229 O Anonymous 05/30/18(Wed) 12:15:09 No.38083899 >>38083801 >>38083820 >>38083823 Sigh... basically: >found the home movies mom and dad made of her giving birth to me >fapped to it Ik/ magical place >>38083836 What's there to be ashamed of? Can we move on, now? O Anonymous 05/30/18(Wed)12:14:48 No.38083896 ► File: IMG 2590.jpg (59 KB, 240x240) O Anonymous 05/30/18(Wed)12:45:43 No.38084157 ► File: RetardedOnPurpose.jpg (110 KB, 867x1024) O Anonymous 05/30/18(Wed)12:47:19 No.38084175 ► >can we move on now? A Detar D >>38083836 Was the audio on or off? Did you c-- when you were crowning? Jesus what the f--- is wrong with you >>38083836 >>38083836 Jesus anon what the f--- Excuse me? is wrong with you? File: laughter stops.jpg No, no we cannot. O Anonymous 05/30/18(Wed)12:37:23 No.38084095 ) File: 1495836463432.jpg (17 KB, 222x293) O Anonymous 05/30/18(Wed)12:46:45 No.38084168 ► File: F--- off monolith.jpg (45 KB, 359x346) O Anonymous 05/30/18(Wed)12:55:24 No.38084245 U Anonymous 05/30/18(Wed)14:07:02 No.38084961 File: laughter stops.jpg (56 KB, 585x464) File: 5807236+_dbceb67455c3f10c(.).jpg (6 KB, 320x320) O Anonymous 05/30/18(Wed)12:43:42 No.38084145 ► File: 875645347564.jpg (57 KB, 640x640) >>38083836 I did not expect this when going on /k/ today. Good f------ job anon. >>38083836 >>38083836 /k/ magical place >>38083836 >can we move on now? >>38083836 No, no we cannot. Confused semaming O Anonymous 05/30/18(Wed)14:02:32 No.38084898 ► File: 60VgUvu.png (555 KB, 3300x3140) O Anonymous 05/30/18(Wed)14:28:46 No.38085221 ► File: 1514332533255.jpg (70 KB, 540x622) O Anonymous 05/30/18(Wed)12:42:41 No.38084136 ► File: 1521976233732.png (107 KB, 341x334) >>38083836 Bro >>38083836 NANI O Anonymous 05/30/18(Wed)12:45:21 No.38084155 ► O Anonymous 05/30/18(Wed)12:55:03 No.38084242 File: 1518414241640.gif (1.07 MB, 512x279) >>38083836 File: shock2.png (454 KB, 867x757) >>38083836 >>38083836 What the actual f--- O Anonymous 05/30/18(Wed)14:28:59 No.38085223 ► File: 1498584227246.jpg (25 KB, 214x265) O Anonymous 05/30/18(Wed)15:17:24 No.38085753 ► >38085757 >>38085769 >>38085846 >>38083836 >>38083836 PROVE IT O Anonymous 05/30/18(Wed)15:18:31 No.38085757 ► File: 1506863236983.jpg (167 KB, 980x752) SHOW THE VIDEOS >>38083836 >>38085753 This. POST THE ABSOLUTELY DISGUSTING I doubt your dad filmed your moms p----. Id REALLY like to see it. for science. ROAST ANON O Anonymous 05/30/18(Wed)15:45:56 No.38086037 ► »38086078 >>38086092 >> 38086116 >>38086141 >38086143 >38084472 Shameful to say.. yes but I dont know why I masturbated to myself being borned from my own mother and the audio was loud when it was playing on the T.V. which thankfully didn't get my parents attention in the house since I was in the basement.

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Original Prankster

I Funny military story thread? Anonymous 04/15/14(Tue)22:16 UTC-6 No.20828521 Replies: >>20828563 >>20833408 >>20833838 >>20833933 >>20837537 Funny military story thread. go This one's secondhand from a friend. >Post surge 2007 >Be in Iraq, guarding a bridge out in the middle of f------ nowhere between Ramadi and Samarra >Just to make sure some chuckefuck doesn't decide to blow it up because then everyone has to go way the f--- out of their way. >Third night of this s---, I'm sitting in the turret on the hmmwv. >All of a sudden, "BRIIIIIING!" from the bridge. >Brin. Biig! >Not sure if someone snuck an IED onto the bridge or something, turn on our spotlights and begin looking for the source as the phone keeps ringing, nothing's exploded yet. >Finally find it, there's a guacamole green rotary phone sitting right on the side of the road with a cell phone and a car battery and a shitload of wires. >call it in, close the bridge up to traffic, EOD took its time getting there. >Next two hours the phone is still ringing, and ringing, and ringing. >eod finally arrives and the bomb tech checks it out, no explosives, just a cell phone, rigged up to draw off the car battery and ring the phone. >watching through nods as the eod tech answers the phone. >A few minutes later he returns to our position with the most confused look on his face. >"he asked if our refrigerator was running..and when I said yes he said we needed to go ca..THAT M-----------!" >Apparently we got hit with a stupidly elaborate and complicated crank call. >Whoever this instead of n----- rigged landmines. >It was actually a nice change of pace but I think we might've shot at him because we were coming up along route 24 during a patrol and there was some shady as f--- looking guy by the side of the road messing with some loose asphalt. >Our gunner fired a warning shot and he ran off into the desert and we never got pranked again. guy was though was dedicated though because for the next month or so while we were around Ramadi the randomest s--- would happen. Potential IED's only to find whoopee cushions I Anonymous 04/15/14(Tue)22:18 UTC-6 No.20828563 >>20828521 (OP) >when we checked the asphalt pile for ieds we found a rubber chicken. Anonymous 04/16/14(Wed)09:02 UTC-6 No.20833408 >>20828521 (OP) lol Anonymous 04/16/14(Wed)10:00 UTC-6 No.20833838 >>20828521 (OP) Omg if the happening happens, I am going to do what this s---------- did! Anonymous 04/16/14(Wed)10:11 UTC-6 No.20833933 >>20828521 (OP) mah got damn sides
I Funny military story thread? Anonymous 04/15/14(Tue)22:16 UTC-6 No.20828521 Replies: >>20828563 >>20833408 >>20833838 >>20833933 >>20837537 Funny military story thread. go This one's secondhand from a friend. >Post surge 2007 >Be in Iraq, guarding a bridge out in the middle of f------ nowhere between Ramadi and Samarra >Just to make sure some chuckefuck doesn't decide to blow it up because then everyone has to go way the f--- out of their way. >Third night of this s---, I'm sitting in the turret on the hmmwv. >All of a sudden, "BRIIIIIING!" from the bridge. >Brin. Biig! >Not sure if someone snuck an IED onto the bridge or something, turn on our spotlights and begin looking for the source as the phone keeps ringing, nothing's exploded yet. >Finally find it, there's a guacamole green rotary phone sitting right on the side of the road with a cell phone and a car battery and a shitload of wires. >call it in, close the bridge up to traffic, EOD took its time getting there. >Next two hours the phone is still ringing, and ringing, and ringing. >eod finally arrives and the bomb tech checks it out, no explosives, just a cell phone, rigged up to draw off the car battery and ring the phone. >watching through nods as the eod tech answers the phone. >A few minutes later he returns to our position with the most confused look on his face. >"he asked if our refrigerator was running..and when I said yes he said we needed to go ca..THAT M-----------!" >Apparently we got hit with a stupidly elaborate and complicated crank call. >Whoever this instead of n----- rigged landmines. >It was actually a nice change of pace but I think we might've shot at him because we were coming up along route 24 during a patrol and there was some shady as f--- looking guy by the side of the road messing with some loose asphalt. >Our gunner fired a warning shot and he ran off into the desert and we never got pranked again. guy was though was dedicated though because for the next month or so while we were around Ramadi the randomest s--- would happen. Potential IED's only to find whoopee cushions I Anonymous 04/15/14(Tue)22:18 UTC-6 No.20828563 >>20828521 (OP) >when we checked the asphalt pile for ieds we found a rubber chicken. Anonymous 04/16/14(Wed)09:02 UTC-6 No.20833408 >>20828521 (OP) lol Anonymous 04/16/14(Wed)10:00 UTC-6 No.20833838 >>20828521 (OP) Omg if the happening happens, I am going to do what this s---------- did! Anonymous 04/16/14(Wed)10:11 UTC-6 No.20833933 >>20828521 (OP) mah got damn sides

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File: 1456695907298.jpg (41 KB, 500x500) O Statistics on gun deaths Anonymous (ID: KLC4EHIV) E 10/07/17(Sat)09:40:52 No.144395828 >>144398730 >>144397243 >>144397320 >>144397789 >>144398340 >>144398655 >>144398885 >>144399369 >>144399887 >>144400259 >>144400633 >>144400829 >>144401504 >>144403632 >>144404758 >>144405638 >>144408990 >>144408151 >>144410883 >>144411205 >>144414285 >144414315 >>144414592 >>144414709 >>144415479 >>144415589 >>144416137 There are 30,000 gun related deaths per year by firearms, and this number is not disputed. U.S. population 324,059,091 as of Wednesday, June 22 , 2016. Do the math: 0.000000925% of the population dies from gun related actions each year. Statistically speaking, this is insignificant! What is never told, however, is a breakdown of those 30,000 deaths, to put them in perspective as compared to other causes of death: • 65% of those deaths are by suicide which would never be prevented by gun laws • 15% are by law enforcement in the line of duty and justified • 17% are through criminal activity, gang and drug related or mentally ill persons – gun violence • 3% are accidental discharge deaths So technically, "gun violence" is not 30,000 annually, but drops to 5,100. Still too many? Well, first, how are those deaths spanned across the nation? • 480 homicides (9.4%) were in Chicago • 344 homicides (6.7%) were in Baltimore • 333 homicides (6.5%) were in Detroit • 119 homicides (2.3%) were in Washington D.C. (a 54% increase over prior years) So basically, 25% of all gun crime happens in just 4 cities. All 4 of those cities have strict gun laws, so it is not the lack of law that is the root cause. This basically leaves 3,825 for the entire rest of the nation, or about 75 deaths per state. That is an average because some States have much higher rates than others. For example, California had 1,169 and Alabama had 1. Now, who has the strictest gun laws by far? California, of course, but understand, so it is not guns causing this. It is a crime rate spawned by the number of criminal persons residing in those cities and states. So if all cities and states are not created equally, then there must be something other than the tool causing the gun deaths. (1/?) O Anonymous (ID: KLC4EHIV) = 10/07/17(Sat)09:42:43 No.144395971 >>144397243 >>144399369 >>144400125 >>144400633 >>144404155 >>144405263 >>144414315 File: REEEEEEEEE.gif (628 KB, 516x402) Are 5,100 deaths per year horrific? Yes. How about in comparison to other deaths? Not really. All death of course, sad and especially so when it is in the commission of a crime but that is the nature of crime. Robbery, death, r---, assault all is done by criminals and thinking that criminals will obey laws is ludicrous. That's why they are criminals. But what about other deaths each year? • 40,000+ die from a drug overdose-THERE IS NO EXCUSE FOR THAT! • 36,000 people die per year from the flu, far exceeding the criminal gun deaths • 34,000 people die per year in traffic fatalities(exceeding gun deaths even if you include suicide) Now it gets good: • 200,000+ people die each year (and growing) from preventable medical errors. You are safer in Chicago than when you are in a hospital! •710,000 people die per year from heart disease. It's time to stop the double cheeseburgers! So what is the point? If Obama and the anti-gun movement focused their attention on heart disease, even a 10% decrease in cardiac deaths would save twice the number of lives annually of all gun-related deaths (including suicide, law enforcement, etc.). A 10% reduction in medical errors would be 66% of the total gun deaths or 4 times the number of criminal homicides. Simple, easily preventable 10% reductions! So you have to ask yourself, in the grand scheme of things, why the focus on guns? It's pretty simple.: Taking away guns gives control to governments. The founders of this nation knew that regardless of the form of government, those in power may become corrupt and seek to rule as the British did by trying to disarm the populace of the colonies. It is not difficult to understand that a disarmed populace is a controlled populace. Thus, the second amendment was proudly and boldly included in the U.S. Constitution. It must be preserved at all costs. (2/?) O Anonymous (ID: KLC4EHIV) E 10/07/17(Sat)09:43:58 No.144396073 >>144397243 >>144399369 >>144400633 >>144414315 So the next time someone tries to tell you that gun control is about saving lives, look at these facts and remember these words from Noah Webster: "Before a standing army can rule, the people must be disarmed, as they are in almost every kingdom in Europe. The supreme power in America cannot enforce unjust laws by the sword, because the whole body of the people are armed and constitute a force superior to any band of regular troops that can be, on any pretense, raised in the United States. A military force at the command of Congress can execute no laws, but such as the people perceive to be just and constitutional; for they will possess the power." Remember, when it comes to "gun control," the important word is "control," not "gun." >tl;dr this is your argument redpill for why liberals wanting gun bans is retarded. Read it. (3/3)
File: 1456695907298.jpg (41 KB, 500x500) O Statistics on gun deaths Anonymous (ID: KLC4EHIV) E 10/07/17(Sat)09:40:52 No.144395828 >>144398730 >>144397243 >>144397320 >>144397789 >>144398340 >>144398655 >>144398885 >>144399369 >>144399887 >>144400259 >>144400633 >>144400829 >>144401504 >>144403632 >>144404758 >>144405638 >>144408990 >>144408151 >>144410883 >>144411205 >>144414285 >144414315 >>144414592 >>144414709 >>144415479 >>144415589 >>144416137 There are 30,000 gun related deaths per year by firearms, and this number is not disputed. U.S. population 324,059,091 as of Wednesday, June 22 , 2016. Do the math: 0.000000925% of the population dies from gun related actions each year. Statistically speaking, this is insignificant! What is never told, however, is a breakdown of those 30,000 deaths, to put them in perspective as compared to other causes of death: • 65% of those deaths are by suicide which would never be prevented by gun laws • 15% are by law enforcement in the line of duty and justified • 17% are through criminal activity, gang and drug related or mentally ill persons – gun violence • 3% are accidental discharge deaths So technically, "gun violence" is not 30,000 annually, but drops to 5,100. Still too many? Well, first, how are those deaths spanned across the nation? • 480 homicides (9.4%) were in Chicago • 344 homicides (6.7%) were in Baltimore • 333 homicides (6.5%) were in Detroit • 119 homicides (2.3%) were in Washington D.C. (a 54% increase over prior years) So basically, 25% of all gun crime happens in just 4 cities. All 4 of those cities have strict gun laws, so it is not the lack of law that is the root cause. This basically leaves 3,825 for the entire rest of the nation, or about 75 deaths per state. That is an average because some States have much higher rates than others. For example, California had 1,169 and Alabama had 1. Now, who has the strictest gun laws by far? California, of course, but understand, so it is not guns causing this. It is a crime rate spawned by the number of criminal persons residing in those cities and states. So if all cities and states are not created equally, then there must be something other than the tool causing the gun deaths. (1/?) O Anonymous (ID: KLC4EHIV) = 10/07/17(Sat)09:42:43 No.144395971 >>144397243 >>144399369 >>144400125 >>144400633 >>144404155 >>144405263 >>144414315 File: REEEEEEEEE.gif (628 KB, 516x402) Are 5,100 deaths per year horrific? Yes. How about in comparison to other deaths? Not really. All death of course, sad and especially so when it is in the commission of a crime but that is the nature of crime. Robbery, death, r---, assault all is done by criminals and thinking that criminals will obey laws is ludicrous. That's why they are criminals. But what about other deaths each year? • 40,000+ die from a drug overdose-THERE IS NO EXCUSE FOR THAT! • 36,000 people die per year from the flu, far exceeding the criminal gun deaths • 34,000 people die per year in traffic fatalities(exceeding gun deaths even if you include suicide) Now it gets good: • 200,000+ people die each year (and growing) from preventable medical errors. You are safer in Chicago than when you are in a hospital! •710,000 people die per year from heart disease. It's time to stop the double cheeseburgers! So what is the point? If Obama and the anti-gun movement focused their attention on heart disease, even a 10% decrease in cardiac deaths would save twice the number of lives annually of all gun-related deaths (including suicide, law enforcement, etc.). A 10% reduction in medical errors would be 66% of the total gun deaths or 4 times the number of criminal homicides. Simple, easily preventable 10% reductions! So you have to ask yourself, in the grand scheme of things, why the focus on guns? It's pretty simple.: Taking away guns gives control to governments. The founders of this nation knew that regardless of the form of government, those in power may become corrupt and seek to rule as the British did by trying to disarm the populace of the colonies. It is not difficult to understand that a disarmed populace is a controlled populace. Thus, the second amendment was proudly and boldly included in the U.S. Constitution. It must be preserved at all costs. (2/?) O Anonymous (ID: KLC4EHIV) E 10/07/17(Sat)09:43:58 No.144396073 >>144397243 >>144399369 >>144400633 >>144414315 So the next time someone tries to tell you that gun control is about saving lives, look at these facts and remember these words from Noah Webster: "Before a standing army can rule, the people must be disarmed, as they are in almost every kingdom in Europe. The supreme power in America cannot enforce unjust laws by the sword, because the whole body of the people are armed and constitute a force superior to any band of regular troops that can be, on any pretense, raised in the United States. A military force at the command of Congress can execute no laws, but such as the people perceive to be just and constitutional; for they will possess the power." Remember, when it comes to "gun control," the important word is "control," not "gun." >tl;dr this is your argument redpill for why liberals wanting gun bans is retarded. Read it. (3/3)

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Kursed Kuznetsov

File: admiral Kuznetsov.png (468 KB, 750x571) How bad is the Admiral Kuznetsov Anonymous 04/14/22(Thu)12:52:01 No.53034011 ► >>53034139 >>53034150 >>53034221 >>53034289 >>53034482 >>53034567 >>53034654 >>53034685 >>53034741 >>53034777 >>53034805 >>53034812 >>53034819 >>53035099 >>53035967 >>53037403 >>53037563 >>53040333 >>53040549 >>53042113 >>53042737 >>53043553 >>53044157 >>53044905 >>53045114 >>53045919 >>53046500 >>53047807 >>53048385 >>53050106 >>53052601 >>53056193 I've heard a lot about this ship, but I don't know how much of it is true and how much of it is just a joke. Like, half the toilets don't work because most of the water pipes are broken, or that it belches out so much smoke that it can be seen from orbit. And whilst we're discussing this, why does Russia even need an aircraft carrier anyway? With such a large border, wouldn't it make more sense just to construct a small airfield where you need it to be instead of pouring all of those resources into building, maintaining and running an aircraft carrier? O Anonymous 04/14/22(Thu)13:06:08 No.53034150 >>53034175 >>53034202 >>53034796 >>53034963 >>53036860 >>53040889 >>53041151 >>53045167 >>53045236 File: 5df27da302e8bd6be435f5ac.jpg (67 KB, 827x465) >>53034011 (OP) It's even worse. First and foremost. The ship is never going to sail again. For various reasons but mainly money, incompetence and the state of the ship. There are sections that were simply welded shut and never reopened since. Noone really knows what (or who) is behind them. The powerplant is really in such shape that it barely runs and the smoke dubs a small volcano. It's over for Kuz. She died like her motherland, in a slow, painful decay. The whole country is so depressing, that they just drown it all in alcohol or anything that still can be drunk. Pic related. Kuznetzov on fire some time after a crane fell on its deck some time after the only dry dock that can take her sunk due to blackout and diesel in reserve generators being sold for vodka prior . it goes on .. * O Anonymous 04/14/22(Thu)13:09:04 No.53034175 >>53044422 >>53045220 >>53034150 >Noone really knows what (or who) is behind them. Spooky >> Anonymous 04/14/22(Thu)14:17:07 No.53034963 ► >>53036373 >>53045220 >>53034150 >There are sections that were simply welded shut and never reopened since. Noone really knows what (or who) is behind them. Do you mean, like, random corridors and storerooms, or are we talking like entire levels here? Because if we are, that's terrifying. O Anonymous 04/14/22(Thu)16:01:15 No.53036373 ► >>53036572 >>53034963 (You) I don't know, it was in an article, but i would guess rooms,. Or tech sections that were no longer used, so they pretty much turned them into sealed voids. The article mentioned it's like that since fall of USSR and they don't really know what's there. Because you can imagine the "order" in document keeping onboard. >> O Anonymous 04/14/22(Thu)16:14:20 No.53036572 ► >>53036373 So there's at least one molepeople tribe onboard? >> O Anonymous 04/15/22(Fri)00:03:30 No.53044422 ► >>53044444 >>53034175 "Captain there are Japanese torpedo boats behind that bulkhead!" O Anonymous 04/14/22(Thu)21:05:33 No.53041151 >>53044821 >>53045220 >>53034150 >There are sections that were simply welded shut and never reopened since. Noone really knows what (or who) is behind them. So, the Russians have taken lessons from the W40K school of ship maintenance. >> O Anonymous 04/15/22(Fri)00:04:50 No.53044444 >>53044515 >>53044579 >>53044919 >>53057381 >>53044422 >ywn be a watchstander hearing spooky banging on the other side of a bulkhead from a section that's been welded off for 20 years >> O Anonymous 04/15/22(Fri)00:13:35 No.53044579 ► >>53044796 >>53044863 >>53045071 >>53044444 scary digits whats behind the bulkhead? >> O Anonymous 04/15/22(Fri)00:45:31 No.53045071 >>53052652 >>53044579 no one knows, that's why they've giving you the gun and the flashlight comrade Anonymous 04/15/22(Fri)11:35:42 No.53052652 ► >>53045071 blyat. Anonymous 04/15/22(Fri)00:27:06 No.53044796 ► >>53044579 >>53044579 Just some mirelurks that never got cleared out of the hold. I think I still have the brady games guide in the attic if you want a map, but just swim through the bottom dodge/disarm the traps and pick the lock if you want to avoid a fight. >> Anonymous 04/15/22(Fri)00:28:27 No.53044821 > >>53044889 >>53053138 >>53041151 >captain organizing ANOTHER expedition into the ghost decks >> Anonymous 04/15/22(Fri)00:30:50 No.53044863 >>53052618 >>53044579 >firebells ring >it's from behind a sealed section >armory gets opened, ships security team musters and gets ready to head into the darkness alongside the DC investigators >can hear a brutal gun-battle over the engineers net, they must have run into a pocket of controllers >only 3 of the 10 men who went in come back O Anonymous 04/15/22(Fri)00:32:59 No.53044889 ► >>53044821 >flashlight ivan is too scared to hold the beam steady >you know from experience this will upset the hamsters, or whatever new name the crew is calling them these days >> U Anonymous 04/15/22(Fri)11:32:40 No.53052618 ► >>53044863 >those men that came back are sent kicking and screaming back into the darkness and welded in we cant take any risks or the whole ship will be over run Anonymous 04/15/22(Fri)12:29:21 No.53053138 ► File: Lovecraft gun.jpg (131 KB, 750x991) >>53044821 >When you're just trying to patrol the halls at night but you keep hearing your mothers voice behind the sealed bulkhead. O Anonymous 04/15/22(Fri)17:53:09 No.53057381 ► >>53044444 We don't talk about that section. Ever. >> O Anonymous 04/15/22(Fri)00:55:47 No.53045220 > >>53034175 >>53034963 (You). >>53040889 >>53041151 Might be spaces related to the Granit launch tubes.
File: admiral Kuznetsov.png (468 KB, 750x571) How bad is the Admiral Kuznetsov Anonymous 04/14/22(Thu)12:52:01 No.53034011 ► >>53034139 >>53034150 >>53034221 >>53034289 >>53034482 >>53034567 >>53034654 >>53034685 >>53034741 >>53034777 >>53034805 >>53034812 >>53034819 >>53035099 >>53035967 >>53037403 >>53037563 >>53040333 >>53040549 >>53042113 >>53042737 >>53043553 >>53044157 >>53044905 >>53045114 >>53045919 >>53046500 >>53047807 >>53048385 >>53050106 >>53052601 >>53056193 I've heard a lot about this ship, but I don't know how much of it is true and how much of it is just a joke. Like, half the toilets don't work because most of the water pipes are broken, or that it belches out so much smoke that it can be seen from orbit. And whilst we're discussing this, why does Russia even need an aircraft carrier anyway? With such a large border, wouldn't it make more sense just to construct a small airfield where you need it to be instead of pouring all of those resources into building, maintaining and running an aircraft carrier? O Anonymous 04/14/22(Thu)13:06:08 No.53034150 >>53034175 >>53034202 >>53034796 >>53034963 >>53036860 >>53040889 >>53041151 >>53045167 >>53045236 File: 5df27da302e8bd6be435f5ac.jpg (67 KB, 827x465) >>53034011 (OP) It's even worse. First and foremost. The ship is never going to sail again. For various reasons but mainly money, incompetence and the state of the ship. There are sections that were simply welded shut and never reopened since. Noone really knows what (or who) is behind them. The powerplant is really in such shape that it barely runs and the smoke dubs a small volcano. It's over for Kuz. She died like her motherland, in a slow, painful decay. The whole country is so depressing, that they just drown it all in alcohol or anything that still can be drunk. Pic related. Kuznetzov on fire some time after a crane fell on its deck some time after the only dry dock that can take her sunk due to blackout and diesel in reserve generators being sold for vodka prior . it goes on .. * O Anonymous 04/14/22(Thu)13:09:04 No.53034175 >>53044422 >>53045220 >>53034150 >Noone really knows what (or who) is behind them. Spooky >> Anonymous 04/14/22(Thu)14:17:07 No.53034963 ► >>53036373 >>53045220 >>53034150 >There are sections that were simply welded shut and never reopened since. Noone really knows what (or who) is behind them. Do you mean, like, random corridors and storerooms, or are we talking like entire levels here? Because if we are, that's terrifying. O Anonymous 04/14/22(Thu)16:01:15 No.53036373 ► >>53036572 >>53034963 (You) I don't know, it was in an article, but i would guess rooms,. Or tech sections that were no longer used, so they pretty much turned them into sealed voids. The article mentioned it's like that since fall of USSR and they don't really know what's there. Because you can imagine the "order" in document keeping onboard. >> O Anonymous 04/14/22(Thu)16:14:20 No.53036572 ► >>53036373 So there's at least one molepeople tribe onboard? >> O Anonymous 04/15/22(Fri)00:03:30 No.53044422 ► >>53044444 >>53034175 "Captain there are Japanese torpedo boats behind that bulkhead!" O Anonymous 04/14/22(Thu)21:05:33 No.53041151 >>53044821 >>53045220 >>53034150 >There are sections that were simply welded shut and never reopened since. Noone really knows what (or who) is behind them. So, the Russians have taken lessons from the W40K school of ship maintenance. >> O Anonymous 04/15/22(Fri)00:04:50 No.53044444 >>53044515 >>53044579 >>53044919 >>53057381 >>53044422 >ywn be a watchstander hearing spooky banging on the other side of a bulkhead from a section that's been welded off for 20 years >> O Anonymous 04/15/22(Fri)00:13:35 No.53044579 ► >>53044796 >>53044863 >>53045071 >>53044444 scary digits whats behind the bulkhead? >> O Anonymous 04/15/22(Fri)00:45:31 No.53045071 >>53052652 >>53044579 no one knows, that's why they've giving you the gun and the flashlight comrade Anonymous 04/15/22(Fri)11:35:42 No.53052652 ► >>53045071 blyat. Anonymous 04/15/22(Fri)00:27:06 No.53044796 ► >>53044579 >>53044579 Just some mirelurks that never got cleared out of the hold. I think I still have the brady games guide in the attic if you want a map, but just swim through the bottom dodge/disarm the traps and pick the lock if you want to avoid a fight. >> Anonymous 04/15/22(Fri)00:28:27 No.53044821 > >>53044889 >>53053138 >>53041151 >captain organizing ANOTHER expedition into the ghost decks >> Anonymous 04/15/22(Fri)00:30:50 No.53044863 >>53052618 >>53044579 >firebells ring >it's from behind a sealed section >armory gets opened, ships security team musters and gets ready to head into the darkness alongside the DC investigators >can hear a brutal gun-battle over the engineers net, they must have run into a pocket of controllers >only 3 of the 10 men who went in come back O Anonymous 04/15/22(Fri)00:32:59 No.53044889 ► >>53044821 >flashlight ivan is too scared to hold the beam steady >you know from experience this will upset the hamsters, or whatever new name the crew is calling them these days >> U Anonymous 04/15/22(Fri)11:32:40 No.53052618 ► >>53044863 >those men that came back are sent kicking and screaming back into the darkness and welded in we cant take any risks or the whole ship will be over run Anonymous 04/15/22(Fri)12:29:21 No.53053138 ► File: Lovecraft gun.jpg (131 KB, 750x991) >>53044821 >When you're just trying to patrol the halls at night but you keep hearing your mothers voice behind the sealed bulkhead. O Anonymous 04/15/22(Fri)17:53:09 No.53057381 ► >>53044444 We don't talk about that section. Ever. >> O Anonymous 04/15/22(Fri)00:55:47 No.53045220 > >>53034175 >>53034963 (You). >>53040889 >>53041151 Might be spaces related to the Granit launch tubes.

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23 March 2022 - /k/ explains russian psyop methods O Anonymous 03/23/22(Wed)18:45:56 No.52598233 >>52598400 >>52598519 >>52598593 >>52598610 >>52598663 >>52599012 >>52599106 >>52599482 >>52599556 >>52597947 O Anonymous 03/23/22(Wed)19:13:57 No.52598519 >52598610 >>52599609 >The answer is that the Russian propaganda strategy was to invest in extremist media in the West. So if you're a loser you probably like Russia. It is far more subtle and complex than that. This began with Russian taking over 'hacktivism' 2009-2011 and that was their glory days, coming into Syria and Occupy but the forms they had been targeting were largely conspiracy forms, these were y feeding on KGB material on JFK, material from Russian front UFO cults like FIGU and disseminating a lot of the Russian anti-government material, stuff like the CIA are mind controlling you by radio waves form monitors. So they targetted >>52598233 >>52598400 Good to see people finally waking up to this. already those forums, these were places like GLP and ATS that were already being used by behavioural psychologists to study skitzos and how they spread information. One obsessive compulsive skitzo who needs to 'belong' out of loneliness will once turned spam and disseminate more crap than a paid troll factory. At this point the Russians began actually taking over moderation, sometimes by using IRL threats, blackmail etc Back then they were called the 'blue smurfs' and they hijacted and coopted most of the most active conspiracy/anti-governmental forums and sites which had very heavy traffic. So it is more subtle than loosers, they were deliberately targetting skitzos because a skitzo with obsessive compulsive tendencies who is made feel l 'belonging' will work 24/7. The discords associated with /pol are the same. There are also fake sites like zero hedge, globalresearch,ca etc etc blog posts, sputnik, RT, that back up the 'message'. There is an entire proxy VPN network bunch of names in St.Petersberg and 'remote workers' typically people descended from Russian NKVD stock that got into hosted by Russian embassy and trusted expatriates worldwide that is used by the actual state troll farms which go under the west from the jewish visa program in the 70s (thus their obsession with jews., they had to larp as them to get into e.g australia) O Anonymous 03/23/22(Wed)21:17:10 No.52599613 O Anonymous 03/23/22(Wed)19:03:17 No.52598400 >>52598519 >>52598537 >>52598593 >>52598610 >>52598663 >>52599012 >>52599106 >>52599482 >>52599556 >>52598537 >>52598233 So what for example the full timers do is generate online art banks of memes, that are then made available and pumped out in volume. Remote workers, people connected with Russian embassy 'clubs', descendants of former Russian securicrats in eastern Europe, KGB/NKVD 'family' who got into the west under cover of the jewish visa programme in the 70s, the actual office workers in Russia and the coopted skitzos/loners are synchronised on 'themes of the day'. You can watch this happen on supplying NLAWS to Ukraine in january, the Russian embassy has a 'club' that then facilitates movement of weapon, forged identity cards etc to them, Russian expatriates are carefully monitored and controlled via these Russian embassy clubs that have parties and activates and events. Sometimes they are very sucessful and it is not always just subversion sometimes it is to make money, like the fake silver pump in 2011 run for oligarchs in London (remember Max Keiser before he went to work full time for RT). That material was dropped by the same channels. They saw Occupy as a huge success but5 the truth is they had 'blue smurfed' the old hactivism 'anonymous' IRC networks by the time of events in Lybia. This is why for example Assange suddenly started redacting anything the Russians did not like, why occupy happened. They went in overdrive on backing Assad of course and there was also a full Assad troll army set up in Damascus working in sync under >Disinformation >Book by lon Mihai Pacepa and Ronald J. Rychlak n pol/ats/glp/zh/rt like a switch the same articles and themes and talking points appear at the same times. In my country I monitor the political wing of a violent left wing terror group and they were railing against 'evil warmongering nato' This is by far the best resource on the subject. It's a shame it's not more widely known among the general public, since it's been pretty much mandatory in the intelligence community for years now. O Anonymous 03/23/22(Wed)21:47:54 No.52599846 >>52599883 Russian guidance. Ukraine 2014 was the same. They control the vast majority of far right and far left sites on the internet, the vast majority of extremist terror groups on the far left and right. They aim to Polarise, escalate, accelerate. They have had the 'American civil war' theme This should be spread as much as possible, everybody has to be aware that nearly every single extremist and divisive movement, organization, etc. is backed by Russia. O Anonymous 03/23/22(Wed)19:15:45 No.52598537 >52598593 >>52598610 >>52598663 >52598781 >>52599012 >>52599106 >52599482 >>52599556 >>52599613 File: Untitled.jpg (403 KB, 3693x1203) O Anonymous 03/23/22(Wed)19:28:06 No.52598663 >>52599609 Devtsix Group III Black Team is at Russian Embassy. 30 August 2021 at 16:18 · Bucharest, Romania · e >>52598233 >>52598400 >>52598537 Good effortposting, everyone itt should read these as they are correct. t. central European right winger who had Russians trying to take over his movement #moonsoutgoonsout Follow us at the official DT6 Black Team Instagram: @devtsix_blackteam We are Black Team, an element of Development Team Six's United States chapter, Group III Our members are: GA01 @black_ga01 (Leader) GA02 @black_ga02 GA03 @black_ga03 O Anonymous 03/23/22(Wed)19:58:41 No.52598928 >>52598958 >>52598993 >>52599609 >>52598857 It is good you post these things here, not many people (and especially not westerners) are aware. Russians (and like other anon said Chinese as well) have been doing this crap for a long time now. It is also fairly well reflected in how they do their overt propaganda. With the west, it is usually fairly soft way - propaganda by omission, gray propaganda at most usually. Omnipresent, insidious, but still not black propaganda. With Russians, you have what I call "black black" propaganda - one which is deliberately made to hurt the other side and also with absolutely no moral barriers whatsoever. GA04 @rezkin0099 GA05 @black_ga05 GA06 @black_ga06 GA07 “In Process" GA08 “In Process" Learn more about Development Team Six at www.devtsix.com #devtsix #dt6black #devtsixgroup3 #milsim #airsoft #airsoftinternational #bbwarz #reenactment #devgru #nswdg #airsoftobsessed #airsoftnation #milsimwest #thirdcoastairsoft #americanmilsim O Anonymous 03/23/22(Wed)20:34:43 No.52599220 >>52599609 #HK416 #aor1 #aor2 >>52599171 Quite interesting. You're wealth of information. >>52598400 contd. They also started targetting the 'prepper' industry which was heavily connected to the 'conspiritard' sites, to swing it towrds primarily being about 'American civil war' rather than pole shifts or solar flares or other b-------. This got them in a position like with BLM to start actually making things happen on streets in the USA just like their nirvana moments with occupy. They have ALWAYS controlled by extremist black activism and extremist KKKish neonazism in the USA. The Sealed Train by Michael Pearson is an excellent history of Lenin's movement to Russia and its support by the German Foreign Ministry. Brainwashing and the Men Who Resisted It by Edward Hunter is where I heard the Pavlov story. Maybe there I gave you a source you hadn't already heard of. Here is some vital material if you are beginning with this fascinating subject Dave Emory and the Spitfire List are the most classical examples I know of American parroting of Soviet and now Russian propaganda. He's also a clown so it's kind of funny sometimes. Disinformation Book by lon Mihai Pacepa and Ronald J. Rychlak Yuri Bezmenov The recordings of his lectures on Youtube etc. Love Letter To America. Los Angeles: W.I.N. Almanac Panorama (1984). Black is Beautiful, Communism is Not. Los Angeles: N.A.T.A. Almanac (1985). World Thought Police. Random example of 'clubs' https://www.rusemb.org.uk/dc/ some comments on russia vs china They like to use airsoft clubs a LOT with an unusually old age profile. Often military related activities such as shooting, diving also motorbike 'clubs'. See pic related, one random example see Russian embassy Romania on facebook. O Anonymous 03/23/22(Wed)20:47:49 No.52599349 >52599380 >>52599437 >>52599482 >52599556 O Anonymous 03/23/22(Wed)19:22:19 No.52598610 >>52599012 >>52599106 >>52599482 >>52599556 >>52599286 These posts >>52598400 >>52598233 China is actually a bit weird in the way it does disinformation (and nowhere near as good at it as Russians). Whereas Russia's aim was to undermine Western nations and cause infighting China is totally obsessed with China's image internationally. Which makes sense as their culture is based on face. >>52598537 So if there's a crisis Russia's information op would be to distract the West from what Russia is doing, but China's info op would be to promote all the amazing and totally not dodgy things China is doing. It's a different approach and l'd say a lot less effective. Wrre upsetting enough that they tried to slide them up the treat by image spamming, see >>52598420 Also China really struggles to understand the West. They can't comprehend that their bullying and wolf warrior style messaging over stuff like Taiwanese recognition actually undermines China in the eyes of the West. They think being strong means flexing your muscles and getting people to do what you want, when the West operates more through soft power and subtle influence. >>52598427 >>52598480 >>52598494 >>52598500 Basically don't assume China operates like Russia. It doesn't. this they have always done >>52598519 O Anonymous 03/23/22(Wed)20:57:46 No.52599437 >>52599477 >Good to see people finally waking up to this. Many many people have enoutered the russian 'blue surfs' been blackmailed, threatened. It is surprising how inept and ill concealed the activities connected with the Russian embassies are though. Your can keep an eye on the in your own country, monitor them and compile lists of names, faces etc because given a chance they will try and cause misery and death in your nation and then it is too late to start finding them. Careful with jounalists, the Russians have ALWAYS but great effeord to get their agents of influence into positions like 'deputy editor' so if you find anything very juicy give it straight to your nations defense department >>52599349 What other countries' propaganda have you studied? O Anonymous 03/23/22(Wed)19:36:49 No.52598735 >>52598768 >>52598847 >>52599012 >52599100 >>52599106 >>52599482 >>52599556 O Anonymous 03/23/22(Wed)21:01:10 No.52599477 >>52599482 >>52599556 >>52599558 >>52598593 >Anywhere to read more? In truth, everywhere, in every regard economic, conventional military Russia is not any sort of major power but in two areas they all, the soviet nuclear arsenal and in their disinformation and subversion networks. Did you know the KGB had a full >>52599437 Mainly just China and Russia. They're the primary adversaries. Iran does it a bit but it's mostly ineffective and regional focused. time department for decades pumping out just JFK conspiracies for example? They never stopped or changed their behaviour one step after the collapse of communism, just kept going but now they also spread out to control not just far left but trying to run far right in the same way. At the same time they run open border groups and fund groups that bring in thousands of illegal immigration to Europe, they also fund far right anti immigration groups. Polarise, cause hate between groups in countries , cause hate between allied nations. Russia has been an engine of evil, lies and strife in the USA and Europe for 50 years. There's a bit of a problem across the foreign policy/think tank/military establishments that assumes info ops are the same regardless of country, culture, context etc. So they assume China is operating in the same way as Russia, because they understand Russian info ops better. That's not really the case though. It's like saying because all militaries have tanks they all use tanks the same way. O Anonymous 03/23/22(Wed)19:49:18 No.52598857 >>52598928 >>52599012 >>52599106 >>52599237 >>52599281 >>52599482 >>52599556 >>52598768 The Russian state is export only on this evil destructive lie machine because knows it so well, it is very careful NOT to let it spread back into Russia, it is to chaos chaos and hatred and misery OUTSIDE Russia, not inconvenience the Russian state IN Russian. Facinatingly enough the Russian state also has a long history uf using bizzare cults as cover for example for bank accounts etc Examples are FIGU in switzerland and to realise the full truth about Assange "The Family" an australian cult that Assange was raised in and they later were able to use to extort him and turn him from mendax to fully broken man. This is not new either, they were going that in the 70s. The Baader Meinhof as the classic example in west Germany fully controlled by Russia, in that they found how useful for example hippy drug dealers were in the fact that they were anti governmental but had connections to smuggling and useful criminal contacts for safe houses, fake IDs, fake bank accounts etc etc. As you can probably tell and I see one person has actually experienced the Russian poision I have spent a long time studying these people and movements. YOu may wonder why. It is because my youngist brother was blown up by one of their Russian controlled groups when he was just a kid with me out shopping with my mother (who was maimed in the blast). I saw him die. I have hated Russia and their s--- my whole life and I delight in hearing of dead Russians. Reagan was completely right, Russia is and was an evil empire. O Anonymous 03/23/22(Wed)20:18:36 No.52599106 >>52599177 >>52599482 >>52599556 >>52598993 A lot of Russian backed marxist groups actually went bankrupt at the end of the cold war, they were funded by carrier bags full of forged cash handed out by Russian embassies, a lot of it manufactured in North Korea. I noted that they were using gold instead of cash as funding for far right groups in Europe, whereas they are still funding the far left more directly with a max of real cash and forgeries. In most countries the Russian have established small arms dumps, just there so they can hand a few weapons to extremist groups when they have radicalised some knot of ten people enough to do murder, these are carefully imported by the Embassy expatriate connected 'clubs'. I will tell you I know they now use glonass to record their location. I have to be careful. I have no doubt that Russia would kill me if they could at this stage but in these times it is important tat people understand how they work on the internet and how best to defend your own nations against their cancer. Start now and identify the key players connected with the Russian embassies in your country, these will not be embassy staff but active participants in the clubs and societies that the Russian embassy sponsors for Russian expatriates. There are never very many of these traitors and you may find that less than a hundred of them and less than a thousand radicalised and 'blue smufed' traitors are behind a great deal of strife and misery in your country. >>52598233 >>52598400 >>52598537 >>52598610 >>52598735 >>52598857 If it ever comes a time when Russia is actually threatening or attacking your nation directly, it is good to know where to strike so you have traitors heads to put on sticks. O Anonymous 03/23/22(Wed)20:27:50 No.52599171 >>52599220 >>52599482 >>52599556 >>52599012 >1. Are there any good lists of blue smurfs? 'Blue smurfs' are goons with information that can get for example someone who runs a popular site to hand it over to Russian control or appoint Russian moderators. They may use blackmail, offer cash or in person threats if neither of these approaches work. >>52599012 >2. What would you think of an American who works for Sputnik or RT? If you look in their family you will see that their parents or grandparents also worked for the Russia state in some capacity or were sent abroad to do so. Russian subversion agents keep it in the family, in fact this is a liability for the FSB, it is the generations same pool of people who had grandparents in the NKVD who'd children are offered places or trusted with jobs. Any American in RT was not knew to FSB/KGB/NKVD but already for a long time had a family connection going back several >>52599012 >3. Do the Russians use bogus veteran pensions to pay operatives overseas? The Russians have 250,000 pensioners living overseas paid thye russian state pension but it is largely worthless, they fund activities with hard cash, on occasion drugs or prostitutes services, forged currency and more recently (ten years) small amounts of gold. >>52599012 >4. What are the best news sources for what's going on in Russia? There is no valid news source for events inside Russia. No one knows what is really going on in the Russian hinterland except for the FSB domestic section >>52599012 >5. Did Pavlov really write a propaganda/mind control manual for Lenin? Lenin was a prussian agent. The Russian learned subversion from the prussians who had developed these techniques in the process of German unification under Bismarck. I believe Stalin poisoned him. Anonymous 03/23/22(Wed)20:33:07 No.52599211 >>52599239 >>52599482 >>52599556 >>52599177 Yes I know of that group but I want to emphasise, this is not 'right wing bad' or 'left wing bad' etc. That is irrelevant. Once a group is under Russian control it is poison and what it may have been about before is irrelevant, it then exists only to disseminate lies and cause chaos and misery O Anonymous 03/23/22(Wed)20:47:57 No.52599352 >>52599434 >>52599482 >>52599556 >>52599281 I find it interesting that you tried to strawman me there because not once did I mention vaccines or covid. Time to leave this thread. Note that as soon as I started posting this material their shills arrived in force. I want to let the Russia that is nearly certainly reading this thread now know something. In time putins state will collapse, your life will move on elsewhere, your current work may become a distant memory and you will be there with your children in a different life, put for thsoe who worked in the section on my nation, who caused murder here, me and my associates will not forgive. At that time we will come and we will kill your children in front of you just as your work caused the death of children in our nations. For the rest of your lives you are cursed and will have to look over your shoulders. It was never 'just a job' and you should have known that. O Anonymous 03/23/22(Wed)20:54:31 No.52599413 >>52599455 >>52599609 This is a good f------ thread, bros.
23 March 2022 - /k/ explains russian psyop methods O Anonymous 03/23/22(Wed)18:45:56 No.52598233 >>52598400 >>52598519 >>52598593 >>52598610 >>52598663 >>52599012 >>52599106 >>52599482 >>52599556 >>52597947 O Anonymous 03/23/22(Wed)19:13:57 No.52598519 >52598610 >>52599609 >The answer is that the Russian propaganda strategy was to invest in extremist media in the West. So if you're a loser you probably like Russia. It is far more subtle and complex than that. This began with Russian taking over 'hacktivism' 2009-2011 and that was their glory days, coming into Syria and Occupy but the forms they had been targeting were largely conspiracy forms, these were y feeding on KGB material on JFK, material from Russian front UFO cults like FIGU and disseminating a lot of the Russian anti-government material, stuff like the CIA are mind controlling you by radio waves form monitors. So they targetted >>52598233 >>52598400 Good to see people finally waking up to this. already those forums, these were places like GLP and ATS that were already being used by behavioural psychologists to study skitzos and how they spread information. One obsessive compulsive skitzo who needs to 'belong' out of loneliness will once turned spam and disseminate more crap than a paid troll factory. At this point the Russians began actually taking over moderation, sometimes by using IRL threats, blackmail etc Back then they were called the 'blue smurfs' and they hijacted and coopted most of the most active conspiracy/anti-governmental forums and sites which had very heavy traffic. So it is more subtle than loosers, they were deliberately targetting skitzos because a skitzo with obsessive compulsive tendencies who is made feel l 'belonging' will work 24/7. The discords associated with /pol are the same. There are also fake sites like zero hedge, globalresearch,ca etc etc blog posts, sputnik, RT, that back up the 'message'. There is an entire proxy VPN network bunch of names in St.Petersberg and 'remote workers' typically people descended from Russian NKVD stock that got into hosted by Russian embassy and trusted expatriates worldwide that is used by the actual state troll farms which go under the west from the jewish visa program in the 70s (thus their obsession with jews., they had to larp as them to get into e.g australia) O Anonymous 03/23/22(Wed)21:17:10 No.52599613 O Anonymous 03/23/22(Wed)19:03:17 No.52598400 >>52598519 >>52598537 >>52598593 >>52598610 >>52598663 >>52599012 >>52599106 >>52599482 >>52599556 >>52598537 >>52598233 So what for example the full timers do is generate online art banks of memes, that are then made available and pumped out in volume. Remote workers, people connected with Russian embassy 'clubs', descendants of former Russian securicrats in eastern Europe, KGB/NKVD 'family' who got into the west under cover of the jewish visa programme in the 70s, the actual office workers in Russia and the coopted skitzos/loners are synchronised on 'themes of the day'. You can watch this happen on supplying NLAWS to Ukraine in january, the Russian embassy has a 'club' that then facilitates movement of weapon, forged identity cards etc to them, Russian expatriates are carefully monitored and controlled via these Russian embassy clubs that have parties and activates and events. Sometimes they are very sucessful and it is not always just subversion sometimes it is to make money, like the fake silver pump in 2011 run for oligarchs in London (remember Max Keiser before he went to work full time for RT). That material was dropped by the same channels. They saw Occupy as a huge success but5 the truth is they had 'blue smurfed' the old hactivism 'anonymous' IRC networks by the time of events in Lybia. This is why for example Assange suddenly started redacting anything the Russians did not like, why occupy happened. They went in overdrive on backing Assad of course and there was also a full Assad troll army set up in Damascus working in sync under >Disinformation >Book by lon Mihai Pacepa and Ronald J. Rychlak n pol/ats/glp/zh/rt like a switch the same articles and themes and talking points appear at the same times. In my country I monitor the political wing of a violent left wing terror group and they were railing against 'evil warmongering nato' This is by far the best resource on the subject. It's a shame it's not more widely known among the general public, since it's been pretty much mandatory in the intelligence community for years now. O Anonymous 03/23/22(Wed)21:47:54 No.52599846 >>52599883 Russian guidance. Ukraine 2014 was the same. They control the vast majority of far right and far left sites on the internet, the vast majority of extremist terror groups on the far left and right. They aim to Polarise, escalate, accelerate. They have had the 'American civil war' theme This should be spread as much as possible, everybody has to be aware that nearly every single extremist and divisive movement, organization, etc. is backed by Russia. O Anonymous 03/23/22(Wed)19:15:45 No.52598537 >52598593 >>52598610 >>52598663 >52598781 >>52599012 >>52599106 >52599482 >>52599556 >>52599613 File: Untitled.jpg (403 KB, 3693x1203) O Anonymous 03/23/22(Wed)19:28:06 No.52598663 >>52599609 Devtsix Group III Black Team is at Russian Embassy. 30 August 2021 at 16:18 · Bucharest, Romania · e >>52598233 >>52598400 >>52598537 Good effortposting, everyone itt should read these as they are correct. t. central European right winger who had Russians trying to take over his movement #moonsoutgoonsout Follow us at the official DT6 Black Team Instagram: @devtsix_blackteam We are Black Team, an element of Development Team Six's United States chapter, Group III Our members are: GA01 @black_ga01 (Leader) GA02 @black_ga02 GA03 @black_ga03 O Anonymous 03/23/22(Wed)19:58:41 No.52598928 >>52598958 >>52598993 >>52599609 >>52598857 It is good you post these things here, not many people (and especially not westerners) are aware. Russians (and like other anon said Chinese as well) have been doing this crap for a long time now. It is also fairly well reflected in how they do their overt propaganda. With the west, it is usually fairly soft way - propaganda by omission, gray propaganda at most usually. Omnipresent, insidious, but still not black propaganda. With Russians, you have what I call "black black" propaganda - one which is deliberately made to hurt the other side and also with absolutely no moral barriers whatsoever. GA04 @rezkin0099 GA05 @black_ga05 GA06 @black_ga06 GA07 “In Process" GA08 “In Process" Learn more about Development Team Six at www.devtsix.com #devtsix #dt6black #devtsixgroup3 #milsim #airsoft #airsoftinternational #bbwarz #reenactment #devgru #nswdg #airsoftobsessed #airsoftnation #milsimwest #thirdcoastairsoft #americanmilsim O Anonymous 03/23/22(Wed)20:34:43 No.52599220 >>52599609 #HK416 #aor1 #aor2 >>52599171 Quite interesting. You're wealth of information. >>52598400 contd. They also started targetting the 'prepper' industry which was heavily connected to the 'conspiritard' sites, to swing it towrds primarily being about 'American civil war' rather than pole shifts or solar flares or other b-------. This got them in a position like with BLM to start actually making things happen on streets in the USA just like their nirvana moments with occupy. They have ALWAYS controlled by extremist black activism and extremist KKKish neonazism in the USA. The Sealed Train by Michael Pearson is an excellent history of Lenin's movement to Russia and its support by the German Foreign Ministry. Brainwashing and the Men Who Resisted It by Edward Hunter is where I heard the Pavlov story. Maybe there I gave you a source you hadn't already heard of. Here is some vital material if you are beginning with this fascinating subject Dave Emory and the Spitfire List are the most classical examples I know of American parroting of Soviet and now Russian propaganda. He's also a clown so it's kind of funny sometimes. Disinformation Book by lon Mihai Pacepa and Ronald J. Rychlak Yuri Bezmenov The recordings of his lectures on Youtube etc. Love Letter To America. Los Angeles: W.I.N. Almanac Panorama (1984). Black is Beautiful, Communism is Not. Los Angeles: N.A.T.A. Almanac (1985). World Thought Police. Random example of 'clubs' https://www.rusemb.org.uk/dc/ some comments on russia vs china They like to use airsoft clubs a LOT with an unusually old age profile. Often military related activities such as shooting, diving also motorbike 'clubs'. See pic related, one random example see Russian embassy Romania on facebook. O Anonymous 03/23/22(Wed)20:47:49 No.52599349 >52599380 >>52599437 >>52599482 >52599556 O Anonymous 03/23/22(Wed)19:22:19 No.52598610 >>52599012 >>52599106 >>52599482 >>52599556 >>52599286 These posts >>52598400 >>52598233 China is actually a bit weird in the way it does disinformation (and nowhere near as good at it as Russians). Whereas Russia's aim was to undermine Western nations and cause infighting China is totally obsessed with China's image internationally. Which makes sense as their culture is based on face. >>52598537 So if there's a crisis Russia's information op would be to distract the West from what Russia is doing, but China's info op would be to promote all the amazing and totally not dodgy things China is doing. It's a different approach and l'd say a lot less effective. Wrre upsetting enough that they tried to slide them up the treat by image spamming, see >>52598420 Also China really struggles to understand the West. They can't comprehend that their bullying and wolf warrior style messaging over stuff like Taiwanese recognition actually undermines China in the eyes of the West. They think being strong means flexing your muscles and getting people to do what you want, when the West operates more through soft power and subtle influence. >>52598427 >>52598480 >>52598494 >>52598500 Basically don't assume China operates like Russia. It doesn't. this they have always done >>52598519 O Anonymous 03/23/22(Wed)20:57:46 No.52599437 >>52599477 >Good to see people finally waking up to this. Many many people have enoutered the russian 'blue surfs' been blackmailed, threatened. It is surprising how inept and ill concealed the activities connected with the Russian embassies are though. Your can keep an eye on the in your own country, monitor them and compile lists of names, faces etc because given a chance they will try and cause misery and death in your nation and then it is too late to start finding them. Careful with jounalists, the Russians have ALWAYS but great effeord to get their agents of influence into positions like 'deputy editor' so if you find anything very juicy give it straight to your nations defense department >>52599349 What other countries' propaganda have you studied? O Anonymous 03/23/22(Wed)19:36:49 No.52598735 >>52598768 >>52598847 >>52599012 >52599100 >>52599106 >>52599482 >>52599556 O Anonymous 03/23/22(Wed)21:01:10 No.52599477 >>52599482 >>52599556 >>52599558 >>52598593 >Anywhere to read more? In truth, everywhere, in every regard economic, conventional military Russia is not any sort of major power but in two areas they all, the soviet nuclear arsenal and in their disinformation and subversion networks. Did you know the KGB had a full >>52599437 Mainly just China and Russia. They're the primary adversaries. Iran does it a bit but it's mostly ineffective and regional focused. time department for decades pumping out just JFK conspiracies for example? They never stopped or changed their behaviour one step after the collapse of communism, just kept going but now they also spread out to control not just far left but trying to run far right in the same way. At the same time they run open border groups and fund groups that bring in thousands of illegal immigration to Europe, they also fund far right anti immigration groups. Polarise, cause hate between groups in countries , cause hate between allied nations. Russia has been an engine of evil, lies and strife in the USA and Europe for 50 years. There's a bit of a problem across the foreign policy/think tank/military establishments that assumes info ops are the same regardless of country, culture, context etc. So they assume China is operating in the same way as Russia, because they understand Russian info ops better. That's not really the case though. It's like saying because all militaries have tanks they all use tanks the same way. O Anonymous 03/23/22(Wed)19:49:18 No.52598857 >>52598928 >>52599012 >>52599106 >>52599237 >>52599281 >>52599482 >>52599556 >>52598768 The Russian state is export only on this evil destructive lie machine because knows it so well, it is very careful NOT to let it spread back into Russia, it is to chaos chaos and hatred and misery OUTSIDE Russia, not inconvenience the Russian state IN Russian. Facinatingly enough the Russian state also has a long history uf using bizzare cults as cover for example for bank accounts etc Examples are FIGU in switzerland and to realise the full truth about Assange "The Family" an australian cult that Assange was raised in and they later were able to use to extort him and turn him from mendax to fully broken man. This is not new either, they were going that in the 70s. The Baader Meinhof as the classic example in west Germany fully controlled by Russia, in that they found how useful for example hippy drug dealers were in the fact that they were anti governmental but had connections to smuggling and useful criminal contacts for safe houses, fake IDs, fake bank accounts etc etc. As you can probably tell and I see one person has actually experienced the Russian poision I have spent a long time studying these people and movements. YOu may wonder why. It is because my youngist brother was blown up by one of their Russian controlled groups when he was just a kid with me out shopping with my mother (who was maimed in the blast). I saw him die. I have hated Russia and their s--- my whole life and I delight in hearing of dead Russians. Reagan was completely right, Russia is and was an evil empire. O Anonymous 03/23/22(Wed)20:18:36 No.52599106 >>52599177 >>52599482 >>52599556 >>52598993 A lot of Russian backed marxist groups actually went bankrupt at the end of the cold war, they were funded by carrier bags full of forged cash handed out by Russian embassies, a lot of it manufactured in North Korea. I noted that they were using gold instead of cash as funding for far right groups in Europe, whereas they are still funding the far left more directly with a max of real cash and forgeries. In most countries the Russian have established small arms dumps, just there so they can hand a few weapons to extremist groups when they have radicalised some knot of ten people enough to do murder, these are carefully imported by the Embassy expatriate connected 'clubs'. I will tell you I know they now use glonass to record their location. I have to be careful. I have no doubt that Russia would kill me if they could at this stage but in these times it is important tat people understand how they work on the internet and how best to defend your own nations against their cancer. Start now and identify the key players connected with the Russian embassies in your country, these will not be embassy staff but active participants in the clubs and societies that the Russian embassy sponsors for Russian expatriates. There are never very many of these traitors and you may find that less than a hundred of them and less than a thousand radicalised and 'blue smufed' traitors are behind a great deal of strife and misery in your country. >>52598233 >>52598400 >>52598537 >>52598610 >>52598735 >>52598857 If it ever comes a time when Russia is actually threatening or attacking your nation directly, it is good to know where to strike so you have traitors heads to put on sticks. O Anonymous 03/23/22(Wed)20:27:50 No.52599171 >>52599220 >>52599482 >>52599556 >>52599012 >1. Are there any good lists of blue smurfs? 'Blue smurfs' are goons with information that can get for example someone who runs a popular site to hand it over to Russian control or appoint Russian moderators. They may use blackmail, offer cash or in person threats if neither of these approaches work. >>52599012 >2. What would you think of an American who works for Sputnik or RT? If you look in their family you will see that their parents or grandparents also worked for the Russia state in some capacity or were sent abroad to do so. Russian subversion agents keep it in the family, in fact this is a liability for the FSB, it is the generations same pool of people who had grandparents in the NKVD who'd children are offered places or trusted with jobs. Any American in RT was not knew to FSB/KGB/NKVD but already for a long time had a family connection going back several >>52599012 >3. Do the Russians use bogus veteran pensions to pay operatives overseas? The Russians have 250,000 pensioners living overseas paid thye russian state pension but it is largely worthless, they fund activities with hard cash, on occasion drugs or prostitutes services, forged currency and more recently (ten years) small amounts of gold. >>52599012 >4. What are the best news sources for what's going on in Russia? There is no valid news source for events inside Russia. No one knows what is really going on in the Russian hinterland except for the FSB domestic section >>52599012 >5. Did Pavlov really write a propaganda/mind control manual for Lenin? Lenin was a prussian agent. The Russian learned subversion from the prussians who had developed these techniques in the process of German unification under Bismarck. I believe Stalin poisoned him. Anonymous 03/23/22(Wed)20:33:07 No.52599211 >>52599239 >>52599482 >>52599556 >>52599177 Yes I know of that group but I want to emphasise, this is not 'right wing bad' or 'left wing bad' etc. That is irrelevant. Once a group is under Russian control it is poison and what it may have been about before is irrelevant, it then exists only to disseminate lies and cause chaos and misery O Anonymous 03/23/22(Wed)20:47:57 No.52599352 >>52599434 >>52599482 >>52599556 >>52599281 I find it interesting that you tried to strawman me there because not once did I mention vaccines or covid. Time to leave this thread. Note that as soon as I started posting this material their shills arrived in force. I want to let the Russia that is nearly certainly reading this thread now know something. In time putins state will collapse, your life will move on elsewhere, your current work may become a distant memory and you will be there with your children in a different life, put for thsoe who worked in the section on my nation, who caused murder here, me and my associates will not forgive. At that time we will come and we will kill your children in front of you just as your work caused the death of children in our nations. For the rest of your lives you are cursed and will have to look over your shoulders. It was never 'just a job' and you should have known that. O Anonymous 03/23/22(Wed)20:54:31 No.52599413 >>52599455 >>52599609 This is a good f------ thread, bros.

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Anonymous 07/13/16(Wed)20:23:35 No.30611708 >>30611819 >>30611955 >>30813201 File: M2 - 24th MEU.jpg (1.78 MB, 2100x1500) >>30610622 (OP) >2066 >stationed on mars to quell a rebellion >become side door gunner for atmospheric dropship >no miniguns or Gatling canons, just some metal brick with a pipe on one end >get sent in to extract some wounded >reach the evac zone and come under attack >horde of rebels charging in with their new plasma guns and compact rocket launchers >let loose a stream of bullets >the sounds of the rebel's screams are nearly drowned out by the heavy "kachunk chunk chunk chunk" of the machine gun >wounded are loaded up and returned to base >inspect mg afterwards >thing was made in 1942 >Tunisia, Italy, and Germany are scrated onto the gun >scratch "Mars" on with knife
Anonymous 07/13/16(Wed)20:23:35 No.30611708 >>30611819 >>30611955 >>30813201 File: M2 - 24th MEU.jpg (1.78 MB, 2100x1500) >>30610622 (OP) >2066 >stationed on mars to quell a rebellion >become side door gunner for atmospheric dropship >no miniguns or Gatling canons, just some metal brick with a pipe on one end >get sent in to extract some wounded >reach the evac zone and come under attack >horde of rebels charging in with their new plasma guns and compact rocket launchers >let loose a stream of bullets >the sounds of the rebel's screams are nearly drowned out by the heavy "kachunk chunk chunk chunk" of the machine gun >wounded are loaded up and returned to base >inspect mg afterwards >thing was made in 1942 >Tunisia, Italy, and Germany are scrated onto the gun >scratch "Mars" on with knife

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File : 1290908454.jpg-(53 KB, 1049x488, 762x54_bulg.214174447.jpg) O IVAN CHESNOKOV IzkyAeytsDSJ 11/27/10(Sat)20:40 No.7737497 762 Crx MAN AT LOCAL STORE SELLS BIG CAN OF BULGARIAN TYPE 7.62 BY 54 MILLIMETERS CARTRIDGE WITH RIM. I BUY CAN, IS CELEBRATE OF AMERICAN CAPITALIST 80-6 44 HOLIDAY OF SHOPPING "BLACK FRIDAY". SADLY HE DOES NOT SELL RIGHT TOOL FOR OPENING CAN. I THINK BOARD OF WEAPON LIKES SURPLUS CARTRIDGE IN BIG CAN, GOOD PEOPLE HERE SURELY KNOW ANSWER. WHAT IS BEST WAY INTO CAN WHEN RIGHT TOOL IS NOT IN HAND? LAST TIME I USE PLIER. LONG TIME WITH PLYING, BUT AMMO COMES OUT FROM CAN AT LAST, >> O OnlineAmmo !g22IDRWEus 11/27/10(Sat)20:42 No.7737510 Oh, that Ivan.... >> O Vojnik !lcQoSzYnQoxz 11/27/10(Sat)20:43 No.7737515 File 1290908628 jpg-(502 KB, 1600x1200, Can_opener.jpg) How about a can opener? >> O Anonymous 11/27/10(Sat)20:44 No.7737518 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DksOLx_XJRA >> O IVAN CHESNOKOV !lzkyAeytsDSJ 11/27/10(Sat)20:44 No.7737520 >>7737515 I TRY CAN OPENER LAST TIME. BLADE IS RUIN. CAN OPENER CANNOT INTO CAN. > D AnonyCat !0c98JNp9rw 11/27/10(Sat)20:45 No.7737524 a skew chisel and hammer to punture, then tin snips to cut. >> O Purple Drank !!S8L8RXH+lal 11/27/10(Sat)20:45 No.7737528 File1290908757.jpg-(13 KB, 480x267, mosinbayonet.jpg) >>7737497 >> O Vojnik !lcQoSzYnQoxz 11/27/10(Sat)20:46 No.7737538 File1290908813.jpg-(104 KB, 920x602, bayonet.jpg) >>7737520 Then this is what you need. >> O Anonymous 11/27/10(Sat)20:47 No.7737539 Just use dynamite. Always opens can made of superior Japanese steel. Inferior Bulgarian steel will be like diaper before blast. O Anonymous 11/27/10(Sat)20:47 No.7737547 >>7737528 I LIKE CUT OF YOUR STATE ISSUED UNIFORM, COMRADE. >> O Deadpool !lkBsp4Ukt12d 11/27/10(Sat)20:48 No.7737551 File1290908904.jpg-(31 KB, 300x311, ivan.jpg) >> O IVAN CHESNOKOV !lzkyAeytsDSJ 11/27/10(Sat)20:50 No.7737565 >>7737528 I TRY THIS IDEA. I LIKE THIS IDEA. SURELY GRAND RUSSIAN ENGINEER, HE GIVES TOOL FOR OPENING CAN WITH STANDARD RIFLE. WAIT HERE, I GO TO FIND BIG RUBBER HAMMER. >> O Anonymous 11/27/10(Sat)20:50 No.7737572 >>7737497 Tell me, Comrade, what carrying device contains ammo within the Union of Soviet Socialist Republics? i.e. in Soviet Russia.? O Anonymous 11/27/10(Sat)20:53 No.7737589 >> >>7737565 The butt of your glorious Soviet Mosin-Nagant should serve wonderfully as a hammer, comrade. >> O Anonymous 11/27/10(Sat)20:53 No.7737592 >>7737497 Since when has Ivan been back? I thought he said he was leaving. >> O IVAN CHESNOKOV IlzkyAeytsDSJ 11/27/10(Sat)20:53 No.7737595 GOOD PROGRESS. BAYONET PUNCHES CAN WITH NO COMPLAINT. I REPORT BACK LATER. >> O AnonyCat !0c98JNp9rw 11/27/10(Sat)20:54 No.7737599 >>7737565 well, i have successfully beaten a tin open with a mosin bayonet, then hitting the butt with some wood and the stock of an AK-74... but i wasn't comfortable with that method. chisel works well enough for me - 10-15 minutes and leaves a nice smooth edge i can bevel to prevent cuts >> D Anonymous 11/27/10(Sat)20:54 No.7737602 >>7737592 He landed a job in NYC (iirc) and had no access to intarnet for a while O Anonymous 11/27/10(Sat)20:56 No.7737612 >> >WHAT IS BEST WAY INTO CAN WHEN RIGHT TOOL IS NOT IN HAND? i loled so hard >> O Anonymous 11/27/10(Sat)20:56 No.7737617 File1290909410.jpg-(76 KB, 792x464, ivanstrikes.jpg) >>7737592 This is one of the many Ivans. However, the password is for Boof, as you can tell by the picture. > O Anonymous 11/27/10(Sat)20:56 No.7737618 >>7737497 Have had great success with flat head screw driver and hammer. Just go slow and stay to the far edges. > D Anonymous 11/27/10(Sat)20:57 No.7737627 >>7737520 >>7737520 >CAN OPENER CANNOT INTO CAN. BWAHAHАНАНАНАНАНАНАНА. >> O Legal MumboJumbo !TuzOuE8iX2 11/27/10(Sat)21:00 No.7737641 Oxy-ace torch. What could possible go wrong? >> O Anonymous 11/27/10(Sat)21:01 No.7737644 File1290909670.jpg-(31 KB, 470x370, VictoryDayVeteran.jpg) >>7737595 A glorious victory comrade! You should celebrate by shooting capitalist melons and water drums/bottles with your brand new pebbles. O Anonymous 11/27/10(Sat)21:03 No.7737650 Dear Ivan; next time, buy TWO can. Then glorious communist ammunition distributor provide you with can opener for your dedication to party ideal of mass fire! Seriously though, I've found a dremmel tool with a cutting wheel will work very well for opening these. Otherwise, screwdriver and hammer, as mentioned. >> O Anonymous 11/27/10(Sat)21:03 No.7737652 >>7737497 A hammer and a flat head screw driver. I no kid. Angle screw driver to wall of can away from primers. Hit with hammer until pierces seal гереat. >> O CA Operator 12mbPN9vm72 11/27/10(Sat)21:03 No.7737653 Grab hammer, and flat head screwdriver and fukken profit. >> D IVAN CHESNOKOV !IzkyAeytsDSJ 11/27/10(Sat)21:06 No.7737668 File1290910004.jpg-(127 KB, 640x478, photo.jpg) MAKING INTO CAN WITH BAYONET OF MOSIN NAGANT, THIS IS NOT SO FAST. PROGRESSING WITH SCREWDRIVER IS SAME PROBLEM. GOOD NEWS I FIND IN GOODIES BAG FROM SALES OF BLACK FRIDAY. MAN FROM MILITARY SURPLUS DEPOT GIVES ME AMERICAN CAN OPENER OF TYPE P-51. I THINK THIS IS RIGHT WAY TO USE. I AM RIP INTO CAN SO FAST NOW. BANG BANG BANG WITH HAMMER AS CHEAP BULGARIAN TIN PARTS LIKE OCEAN BEFORE MOSES. >> O CA Operator 12mbPN9vm72 11/27/10(Sat)21:08 No.7737676 >>7737668 Or you could do that. >> O /klaptBilly 11/27/10(Sat)21:08 No.7737678 The bayonet works, but so does any flat blade screw driver (well, a heavy duty one) and a hammer. Hammer the blade into the edge of the can and work it around the edge of the can until open. >> D Anonymous 11/27/10(Sat)21:08 No.7737679 Inb4anchovies >> O Anonymous 11/27/10(Sat)21:08 No.7737681 oh look, boof is making his daily s----- evening thread. >> D Anonymous 11/27/10(Sat)21:09 No.7737683 File1290910191.jpg-(30 KB, 292x302, whywouldyoudothat_2.jpg) >>7737668 WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT? > O Anonymous 11/27/10(Sat)21:10 No.7737687 >>7737668 Ivan, why didn't you ask to store owner how to open it? For all you know there could have been a flap that allowed you to pull it off like a sardines can. >> D Anonymous 11/27/10(Sat)21:11 No.7737690 File 1290910272.jpg-(382 KB, 1600x1060, 1257445118563.jpg) >>7737668 But Ivan, I think that is of Type P38. >> O Anonymous 11/27/10(Sat)21:11 No.7737691 File1290910274.jpg-(156 KB, 800x600, spam.jpg) >>7737668 I know I'm not alone in being ecstatic that Ivan is back =) A lot of places that sell 5.45/7.62x54r will throw in a can opener if you buy more than one can. Pic related >> O Anonymous 11/27/10(Sat)21:12 No.7737697 >>7737551 Roses are red, violets are blue, in Soviet Russia, POEM WRITES YOU! >> O IVAN CHE SNOKOV IlzkyAeytsDSJ 11/27/10(Sat)21:15 No.7737719 File 1290910517.jpg-(160 KB, 640x478, photo (1).jpg) >>7737691 >>7737687 STOP WITH F------ STUPID QUESTION. I KNOW RIGHT TOOL AND I BT等C KNOW TO ASK. HE SAYS EARLY CUSTOMER GETS TOOL FOR OPENING CAN AND I COME LATE BUT CAN PRICE CAN SAME. AMERICAN CAN OPENER OF TYPE P-51 IS NOT FAIL ME, LOOK AT FAST RIPPING OF CAN AND P-51 STAYS STRAIGHT. Anonymous 11/27/10(Sat)21:15 No.7737722 File1290910527.png-(162 KB, 1120x461, faces.png) >> >This thread. >> O IVAN CHESNOKOV IIzkyAeytsDSJ 11/27/10(Sat)21:20 No.7737750 File1290910833.jpg-(132 KB, 640x478, photo (2).jpg) I THINK FRENCH SAY HERE "VOILÀ". IS SOLVED PROBLEM. GOOD JOB TO BOARD OF WEAPON. ESPECIALLY TO MAN WHO SUGGESTS BAYONET AND ONE WHO SAYS P-51 CAN OPENER. >> O Anonymous 11/27/10(Sat)21:26 No.7737776 File1290911175.jpg-(31 KB, 220x345, 1277310503886.jpg) >>7737497 STALIN APPROVES >> O Anonymous 11/27/10(Sat)21:29 No.7737790 I opened one of these with a cutting wheel on a dremel once, it didn't occur to me until afterwards what a bad idea that was. It was fine though. >> O VIKTOR TRENTREKOV!N----- 11/27/10(Sat)21:30 No.7737796 >>7737497 WHY YOU NOT USE SICKLE AND HAMMER? O Anonymous 11/27/10(Sat)21:50 No.7737971 Throw the whole thing in a fire, it'll open it up.
File : 1290908454.jpg-(53 KB, 1049x488, 762x54_bulg.214174447.jpg) O IVAN CHESNOKOV IzkyAeytsDSJ 11/27/10(Sat)20:40 No.7737497 762 Crx MAN AT LOCAL STORE SELLS BIG CAN OF BULGARIAN TYPE 7.62 BY 54 MILLIMETERS CARTRIDGE WITH RIM. I BUY CAN, IS CELEBRATE OF AMERICAN CAPITALIST 80-6 44 HOLIDAY OF SHOPPING "BLACK FRIDAY". SADLY HE DOES NOT SELL RIGHT TOOL FOR OPENING CAN. I THINK BOARD OF WEAPON LIKES SURPLUS CARTRIDGE IN BIG CAN, GOOD PEOPLE HERE SURELY KNOW ANSWER. WHAT IS BEST WAY INTO CAN WHEN RIGHT TOOL IS NOT IN HAND? LAST TIME I USE PLIER. LONG TIME WITH PLYING, BUT AMMO COMES OUT FROM CAN AT LAST, >> O OnlineAmmo !g22IDRWEus 11/27/10(Sat)20:42 No.7737510 Oh, that Ivan.... >> O Vojnik !lcQoSzYnQoxz 11/27/10(Sat)20:43 No.7737515 File 1290908628 jpg-(502 KB, 1600x1200, Can_opener.jpg) How about a can opener? >> O Anonymous 11/27/10(Sat)20:44 No.7737518 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DksOLx_XJRA >> O IVAN CHESNOKOV !lzkyAeytsDSJ 11/27/10(Sat)20:44 No.7737520 >>7737515 I TRY CAN OPENER LAST TIME. BLADE IS RUIN. CAN OPENER CANNOT INTO CAN. > D AnonyCat !0c98JNp9rw 11/27/10(Sat)20:45 No.7737524 a skew chisel and hammer to punture, then tin snips to cut. >> O Purple Drank !!S8L8RXH+lal 11/27/10(Sat)20:45 No.7737528 File1290908757.jpg-(13 KB, 480x267, mosinbayonet.jpg) >>7737497 >> O Vojnik !lcQoSzYnQoxz 11/27/10(Sat)20:46 No.7737538 File1290908813.jpg-(104 KB, 920x602, bayonet.jpg) >>7737520 Then this is what you need. >> O Anonymous 11/27/10(Sat)20:47 No.7737539 Just use dynamite. Always opens can made of superior Japanese steel. Inferior Bulgarian steel will be like diaper before blast. O Anonymous 11/27/10(Sat)20:47 No.7737547 >>7737528 I LIKE CUT OF YOUR STATE ISSUED UNIFORM, COMRADE. >> O Deadpool !lkBsp4Ukt12d 11/27/10(Sat)20:48 No.7737551 File1290908904.jpg-(31 KB, 300x311, ivan.jpg) >> O IVAN CHESNOKOV !lzkyAeytsDSJ 11/27/10(Sat)20:50 No.7737565 >>7737528 I TRY THIS IDEA. I LIKE THIS IDEA. SURELY GRAND RUSSIAN ENGINEER, HE GIVES TOOL FOR OPENING CAN WITH STANDARD RIFLE. WAIT HERE, I GO TO FIND BIG RUBBER HAMMER. >> O Anonymous 11/27/10(Sat)20:50 No.7737572 >>7737497 Tell me, Comrade, what carrying device contains ammo within the Union of Soviet Socialist Republics? i.e. in Soviet Russia.? O Anonymous 11/27/10(Sat)20:53 No.7737589 >> >>7737565 The butt of your glorious Soviet Mosin-Nagant should serve wonderfully as a hammer, comrade. >> O Anonymous 11/27/10(Sat)20:53 No.7737592 >>7737497 Since when has Ivan been back? I thought he said he was leaving. >> O IVAN CHESNOKOV IlzkyAeytsDSJ 11/27/10(Sat)20:53 No.7737595 GOOD PROGRESS. BAYONET PUNCHES CAN WITH NO COMPLAINT. I REPORT BACK LATER. >> O AnonyCat !0c98JNp9rw 11/27/10(Sat)20:54 No.7737599 >>7737565 well, i have successfully beaten a tin open with a mosin bayonet, then hitting the butt with some wood and the stock of an AK-74... but i wasn't comfortable with that method. chisel works well enough for me - 10-15 minutes and leaves a nice smooth edge i can bevel to prevent cuts >> D Anonymous 11/27/10(Sat)20:54 No.7737602 >>7737592 He landed a job in NYC (iirc) and had no access to intarnet for a while O Anonymous 11/27/10(Sat)20:56 No.7737612 >> >WHAT IS BEST WAY INTO CAN WHEN RIGHT TOOL IS NOT IN HAND? i loled so hard >> O Anonymous 11/27/10(Sat)20:56 No.7737617 File1290909410.jpg-(76 KB, 792x464, ivanstrikes.jpg) >>7737592 This is one of the many Ivans. However, the password is for Boof, as you can tell by the picture. > O Anonymous 11/27/10(Sat)20:56 No.7737618 >>7737497 Have had great success with flat head screw driver and hammer. Just go slow and stay to the far edges. > D Anonymous 11/27/10(Sat)20:57 No.7737627 >>7737520 >>7737520 >CAN OPENER CANNOT INTO CAN. BWAHAHАНАНАНАНАНАНАНА. >> O Legal MumboJumbo !TuzOuE8iX2 11/27/10(Sat)21:00 No.7737641 Oxy-ace torch. What could possible go wrong? >> O Anonymous 11/27/10(Sat)21:01 No.7737644 File1290909670.jpg-(31 KB, 470x370, VictoryDayVeteran.jpg) >>7737595 A glorious victory comrade! You should celebrate by shooting capitalist melons and water drums/bottles with your brand new pebbles. O Anonymous 11/27/10(Sat)21:03 No.7737650 Dear Ivan; next time, buy TWO can. Then glorious communist ammunition distributor provide you with can opener for your dedication to party ideal of mass fire! Seriously though, I've found a dremmel tool with a cutting wheel will work very well for opening these. Otherwise, screwdriver and hammer, as mentioned. >> O Anonymous 11/27/10(Sat)21:03 No.7737652 >>7737497 A hammer and a flat head screw driver. I no kid. Angle screw driver to wall of can away from primers. Hit with hammer until pierces seal гереat. >> O CA Operator 12mbPN9vm72 11/27/10(Sat)21:03 No.7737653 Grab hammer, and flat head screwdriver and fukken profit. >> D IVAN CHESNOKOV !IzkyAeytsDSJ 11/27/10(Sat)21:06 No.7737668 File1290910004.jpg-(127 KB, 640x478, photo.jpg) MAKING INTO CAN WITH BAYONET OF MOSIN NAGANT, THIS IS NOT SO FAST. PROGRESSING WITH SCREWDRIVER IS SAME PROBLEM. GOOD NEWS I FIND IN GOODIES BAG FROM SALES OF BLACK FRIDAY. MAN FROM MILITARY SURPLUS DEPOT GIVES ME AMERICAN CAN OPENER OF TYPE P-51. I THINK THIS IS RIGHT WAY TO USE. I AM RIP INTO CAN SO FAST NOW. BANG BANG BANG WITH HAMMER AS CHEAP BULGARIAN TIN PARTS LIKE OCEAN BEFORE MOSES. >> O CA Operator 12mbPN9vm72 11/27/10(Sat)21:08 No.7737676 >>7737668 Or you could do that. >> O /klaptBilly 11/27/10(Sat)21:08 No.7737678 The bayonet works, but so does any flat blade screw driver (well, a heavy duty one) and a hammer. Hammer the blade into the edge of the can and work it around the edge of the can until open. >> D Anonymous 11/27/10(Sat)21:08 No.7737679 Inb4anchovies >> O Anonymous 11/27/10(Sat)21:08 No.7737681 oh look, boof is making his daily s----- evening thread. >> D Anonymous 11/27/10(Sat)21:09 No.7737683 File1290910191.jpg-(30 KB, 292x302, whywouldyoudothat_2.jpg) >>7737668 WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT? > O Anonymous 11/27/10(Sat)21:10 No.7737687 >>7737668 Ivan, why didn't you ask to store owner how to open it? For all you know there could have been a flap that allowed you to pull it off like a sardines can. >> D Anonymous 11/27/10(Sat)21:11 No.7737690 File 1290910272.jpg-(382 KB, 1600x1060, 1257445118563.jpg) >>7737668 But Ivan, I think that is of Type P38. >> O Anonymous 11/27/10(Sat)21:11 No.7737691 File1290910274.jpg-(156 KB, 800x600, spam.jpg) >>7737668 I know I'm not alone in being ecstatic that Ivan is back =) A lot of places that sell 5.45/7.62x54r will throw in a can opener if you buy more than one can. Pic related >> O Anonymous 11/27/10(Sat)21:12 No.7737697 >>7737551 Roses are red, violets are blue, in Soviet Russia, POEM WRITES YOU! >> O IVAN CHE SNOKOV IlzkyAeytsDSJ 11/27/10(Sat)21:15 No.7737719 File 1290910517.jpg-(160 KB, 640x478, photo (1).jpg) >>7737691 >>7737687 STOP WITH F------ STUPID QUESTION. I KNOW RIGHT TOOL AND I BT等C KNOW TO ASK. HE SAYS EARLY CUSTOMER GETS TOOL FOR OPENING CAN AND I COME LATE BUT CAN PRICE CAN SAME. AMERICAN CAN OPENER OF TYPE P-51 IS NOT FAIL ME, LOOK AT FAST RIPPING OF CAN AND P-51 STAYS STRAIGHT. Anonymous 11/27/10(Sat)21:15 No.7737722 File1290910527.png-(162 KB, 1120x461, faces.png) >> >This thread. >> O IVAN CHESNOKOV IIzkyAeytsDSJ 11/27/10(Sat)21:20 No.7737750 File1290910833.jpg-(132 KB, 640x478, photo (2).jpg) I THINK FRENCH SAY HERE "VOILÀ". IS SOLVED PROBLEM. GOOD JOB TO BOARD OF WEAPON. ESPECIALLY TO MAN WHO SUGGESTS BAYONET AND ONE WHO SAYS P-51 CAN OPENER. >> O Anonymous 11/27/10(Sat)21:26 No.7737776 File1290911175.jpg-(31 KB, 220x345, 1277310503886.jpg) >>7737497 STALIN APPROVES >> O Anonymous 11/27/10(Sat)21:29 No.7737790 I opened one of these with a cutting wheel on a dremel once, it didn't occur to me until afterwards what a bad idea that was. It was fine though. >> O VIKTOR TRENTREKOV!N----- 11/27/10(Sat)21:30 No.7737796 >>7737497 WHY YOU NOT USE SICKLE AND HAMMER? O Anonymous 11/27/10(Sat)21:50 No.7737971 Throw the whole thing in a fire, it'll open it up.

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What Body Armour Does Mother Russia Use?

File: 1335604275.jpg-(48 KB, 450x450, kazak_4.jpg) CRussian body armor Anonymous 04/28/12(Sat)05:11 No.11506190 What kind of body armor does mother Russia issue it's soldiers? Is it any good? Can any of it be had stateside at a decent price? C Anonymous 04/28/12(Sat)05:12 No. 11506194 The human shield kind. Kim Jong Luiz D2UwuFSIDfu 04/28/12(Sat)05:13 No.11506199 rute The dead hostage kind. IGOR CHESTYKOFF 04/28/12(Sat)05:26 No.11506246 >>11506190 NO ARMOUR IN RUSSIA. YOU ARE DEFENDING HOMELAND AND CRY TO COMMANDER I AM PUNY BOY SHADOW OF MAN THE BULLETS THEY ARE HURT MY BODY PLEASE GIVE ARMOUR, COMMANDER RESPOND WITH LAUGHTER YOU WANT RECEIVE MEDAL COWBOY? MAYBE RIBBON WILL COVER YOUR SHAME. WHY ARE YOU SHOT? DOES GLORIOUS HOMELAND NOT PROVIDE BOUNTIFUL COVER FOR YOUR FAT PIG BODY? PERHAPS YOU WOULD LIKE MOVE TO AMERICA WITH REST OF PIGS? INSPIRED BY COMMANDER YOU WILL DIE FOR COUNTRY WITH SONG IN HEART. TLDR IS BEST ARMOUR CALLED CETAPHIL LOTION AND JOHNSON n JOHNSON NO MORE TEARS. C Anonymous 04/28/12(Sat)05:28 No.11506256 >>11506246 lol'd >f----- screencapd I Anonymous 04/28/12(Sat)05:34 No.11506280
File: 1335604275.jpg-(48 KB, 450x450, kazak_4.jpg) CRussian body armor Anonymous 04/28/12(Sat)05:11 No.11506190 What kind of body armor does mother Russia issue it's soldiers? Is it any good? Can any of it be had stateside at a decent price? C Anonymous 04/28/12(Sat)05:12 No. 11506194 The human shield kind. Kim Jong Luiz D2UwuFSIDfu 04/28/12(Sat)05:13 No.11506199 rute The dead hostage kind. IGOR CHESTYKOFF 04/28/12(Sat)05:26 No.11506246 >>11506190 NO ARMOUR IN RUSSIA. YOU ARE DEFENDING HOMELAND AND CRY TO COMMANDER I AM PUNY BOY SHADOW OF MAN THE BULLETS THEY ARE HURT MY BODY PLEASE GIVE ARMOUR, COMMANDER RESPOND WITH LAUGHTER YOU WANT RECEIVE MEDAL COWBOY? MAYBE RIBBON WILL COVER YOUR SHAME. WHY ARE YOU SHOT? DOES GLORIOUS HOMELAND NOT PROVIDE BOUNTIFUL COVER FOR YOUR FAT PIG BODY? PERHAPS YOU WOULD LIKE MOVE TO AMERICA WITH REST OF PIGS? INSPIRED BY COMMANDER YOU WILL DIE FOR COUNTRY WITH SONG IN HEART. TLDR IS BEST ARMOUR CALLED CETAPHIL LOTION AND JOHNSON n JOHNSON NO MORE TEARS. C Anonymous 04/28/12(Sat)05:28 No.11506256 >>11506246 lol'd >f----- screencapd I Anonymous 04/28/12(Sat)05:34 No.11506280

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Anonymous 07/24/12(Tue)21:52 No. 12276411 File: 1343181135723.gif-(187 KB, 332x314, I AM RUSSIA VERY SEX.gif) SEXY >walk into the hospital carrying a dying WW3 Veteran >CCing my Obrez in a Mexican Crossdraw holster under my wife-beater >go to the desk, plop GrandPaPa Sha on the countertop >receptionist gives me a few strange rooms >tells me "Sir, we don't serve Russian Smigs here." >wild, blooddrunk soccermom plows through the front door >dismounts her firey steed of death and delivery of annoying kids >breathes latte on me while poking me with her pig-sticking nail >"YOU CANT HAVE THAT HERE, STALKERI" >she reaches in my pants for a tactical h------ >grabs my Obrez instead >GrandPaPa Sha BRRRTS at the soccermom >7.62x25 has no stopping power, so she's unaffected >grab the receptionist by the collar >"Call the doctors and tell them to go home, because l be doing all the operating." >draw Obrez from soccer mom's hand >perform Zimbabwe Drill and proceed to magdump into her uterus whilst setting her aflame in soviet glory >someone throws me a clip so I can do some damage >try to reload >clip jams in the mechanism >l tap rack and bang >wont go bang >check the slide >12 fluid ounces of weed taped to the receiver >fix bayonet >ride into the sunset with the soccer mom dangling from that glorious spike >l call the cops on her >they don't even bother coming down >we go shooting every day >mfw
Anonymous 07/24/12(Tue)21:52 No. 12276411 File: 1343181135723.gif-(187 KB, 332x314, I AM RUSSIA VERY SEX.gif) SEXY >walk into the hospital carrying a dying WW3 Veteran >CCing my Obrez in a Mexican Crossdraw holster under my wife-beater >go to the desk, plop GrandPaPa Sha on the countertop >receptionist gives me a few strange rooms >tells me "Sir, we don't serve Russian Smigs here." >wild, blooddrunk soccermom plows through the front door >dismounts her firey steed of death and delivery of annoying kids >breathes latte on me while poking me with her pig-sticking nail >"YOU CANT HAVE THAT HERE, STALKERI" >she reaches in my pants for a tactical h------ >grabs my Obrez instead >GrandPaPa Sha BRRRTS at the soccermom >7.62x25 has no stopping power, so she's unaffected >grab the receptionist by the collar >"Call the doctors and tell them to go home, because l be doing all the operating." >draw Obrez from soccer mom's hand >perform Zimbabwe Drill and proceed to magdump into her uterus whilst setting her aflame in soviet glory >someone throws me a clip so I can do some damage >try to reload >clip jams in the mechanism >l tap rack and bang >wont go bang >check the slide >12 fluid ounces of weed taped to the receiver >fix bayonet >ride into the sunset with the soccer mom dangling from that glorious spike >l call the cops on her >they don't even bother coming down >we go shooting every day >mfw

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The Old Askari

>year is 1992, Italian military goes to Somalia for some peacekeeping work under the UN >Same area they used to be active in the African theater of WW2 >When they set up camp, they're approached by an 80 year old Somali, in full WW2 Italian kit with a tricolor sash 59.6 kB JPG and perfectly maintained rifle >Soldiers w-- hard and ask him what he's doing >He's a veteran of an Ascari group that fought for the Italians in WW2 >Insists that he's back to fight for them "like in the old days" won't be turned away because he's taken an oath to serve them for life, and intends to keep it >After consulting the general, they keep him around as sort of a mascot, give him an honorary position as a camp guard and let him raise the flag >He's very loyal and they all love him except for one awkward problem >In ceremonies and formal events, no matter how much they always tell him to stop, he always screams, "Viva re, viva duce, viva Italia!"
>year is 1992, Italian military goes to Somalia for some peacekeeping work under the UN >Same area they used to be active in the African theater of WW2 >When they set up camp, they're approached by an 80 year old Somali, in full WW2 Italian kit with a tricolor sash 59.6 kB JPG and perfectly maintained rifle >Soldiers w-- hard and ask him what he's doing >He's a veteran of an Ascari group that fought for the Italians in WW2 >Insists that he's back to fight for them "like in the old days" won't be turned away because he's taken an oath to serve them for life, and intends to keep it >After consulting the general, they keep him around as sort of a mascot, give him an honorary position as a camp guard and let him raise the flag >He's very loyal and they all love him except for one awkward problem >In ceremonies and formal events, no matter how much they always tell him to stop, he always screams, "Viva re, viva duce, viva Italia!"

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The Tank Cannot Rest

O Anonymous (ID: pkQL3NOB) 02/15/16(Mon)01:42:31 No.64152517 >>64152830 File: t-55 great shot.jpg (730 KB, 1920x1153) Neat shot of a T-55 O Anonymous (ID: TQST/3F 02/15/16(Mon)01:46:37 No.64152830 ► >>64153364 >>64153418 >>64152517 I feel so bad for those tanks they been trough so much s--- they need to rest as a monument O Anonymous (ID: MDPCrtxc 02/15/16(Mon)01:53:28 No.64153364 ► >>64153637 >>64153946 >>64154093 >>64154203 >>64155285 >>64157011 >>64158104 >>64159246 >>64160832 >>64162390 >>64152830 I disagree. The tank must be happy that it is still useful. The tank does what it was made to do, it will fight and fight until it can fight no more. It will beat and pound anyone in its way. What tank would want to rust away in a warehouse somewhere? How many wars has it seen? How many of its brothers have fell beside it? And yet today it still fights against those who will do his people harm. It can still fight. Not as strong or agile as its younger brothers, but still a force to be reckoned with. Old and battered? Maybe, but strong and unyielding nonetheless. The museum pedestal will be there waiting for it, when it wins the war. When it can ride into Aleppo after he finally liberates the city. The tank cannot rest, it still has a mission.
O Anonymous (ID: pkQL3NOB) 02/15/16(Mon)01:42:31 No.64152517 >>64152830 File: t-55 great shot.jpg (730 KB, 1920x1153) Neat shot of a T-55 O Anonymous (ID: TQST/3F 02/15/16(Mon)01:46:37 No.64152830 ► >>64153364 >>64153418 >>64152517 I feel so bad for those tanks they been trough so much s--- they need to rest as a monument O Anonymous (ID: MDPCrtxc 02/15/16(Mon)01:53:28 No.64153364 ► >>64153637 >>64153946 >>64154093 >>64154203 >>64155285 >>64157011 >>64158104 >>64159246 >>64160832 >>64162390 >>64152830 I disagree. The tank must be happy that it is still useful. The tank does what it was made to do, it will fight and fight until it can fight no more. It will beat and pound anyone in its way. What tank would want to rust away in a warehouse somewhere? How many wars has it seen? How many of its brothers have fell beside it? And yet today it still fights against those who will do his people harm. It can still fight. Not as strong or agile as its younger brothers, but still a force to be reckoned with. Old and battered? Maybe, but strong and unyielding nonetheless. The museum pedestal will be there waiting for it, when it wins the war. When it can ride into Aleppo after he finally liberates the city. The tank cannot rest, it still has a mission.

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