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File : 1290908454.jpg-(53 KB, 1049x488, 762x54_bulg.214174447.jpg) O IVAN CHESNOKOV IzkyAeytsDSJ 11/27/10(Sat)20:40 No.7737497 762 Crx MAN AT LOCAL STORE SELLS BIG CAN OF BULGARIAN TYPE 7.62 BY 54 MILLIMETERS CARTRIDGE WITH RIM. I BUY CAN, IS CELEBRATE OF AMERICAN CAPITALIST 80-6 44 HOLIDAY OF SHOPPING "BLACK FRIDAY". SADLY HE DOES NOT SELL RIGHT TOOL FOR OPENING CAN. I THINK BOARD OF WEAPON LIKES SURPLUS CARTRIDGE IN BIG CAN, GOOD PEOPLE HERE SURELY KNOW ANSWER. WHAT IS BEST WAY INTO CAN WHEN RIGHT TOOL IS NOT IN HAND? LAST TIME I USE PLIER. LONG TIME WITH PLYING, BUT AMMO COMES OUT FROM CAN AT LAST, >> O OnlineAmmo !g22IDRWEus 11/27/10(Sat)20:42 No.7737510 Oh, that Ivan.... >> O Vojnik !lcQoSzYnQoxz 11/27/10(Sat)20:43 No.7737515 File 1290908628 jpg-(502 KB, 1600x1200, Can_opener.jpg) How about a can opener? >> O Anonymous 11/27/10(Sat)20:44 No.7737518 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DksOLx_XJRA >> O IVAN CHESNOKOV !lzkyAeytsDSJ 11/27/10(Sat)20:44 No.7737520 >>7737515 I TRY CAN OPENER LAST TIME. BLADE IS RUIN. CAN OPENER CANNOT INTO CAN. > D AnonyCat !0c98JNp9rw 11/27/10(Sat)20:45 No.7737524 a skew chisel and hammer to punture, then tin snips to cut. >> O Purple Drank !!S8L8RXH+lal 11/27/10(Sat)20:45 No.7737528 File1290908757.jpg-(13 KB, 480x267, mosinbayonet.jpg) >>7737497 >> O Vojnik !lcQoSzYnQoxz 11/27/10(Sat)20:46 No.7737538 File1290908813.jpg-(104 KB, 920x602, bayonet.jpg) >>7737520 Then this is what you need. >> O Anonymous 11/27/10(Sat)20:47 No.7737539 Just use dynamite. Always opens can made of superior Japanese steel. Inferior Bulgarian steel will be like diaper before blast. O Anonymous 11/27/10(Sat)20:47 No.7737547 >>7737528 I LIKE CUT OF YOUR STATE ISSUED UNIFORM, COMRADE. >> O Deadpool !lkBsp4Ukt12d 11/27/10(Sat)20:48 No.7737551 File1290908904.jpg-(31 KB, 300x311, ivan.jpg) >> O IVAN CHESNOKOV !lzkyAeytsDSJ 11/27/10(Sat)20:50 No.7737565 >>7737528 I TRY THIS IDEA. I LIKE THIS IDEA. SURELY GRAND RUSSIAN ENGINEER, HE GIVES TOOL FOR OPENING CAN WITH STANDARD RIFLE. WAIT HERE, I GO TO FIND BIG RUBBER HAMMER. >> O Anonymous 11/27/10(Sat)20:50 No.7737572 >>7737497 Tell me, Comrade, what carrying device contains ammo within the Union of Soviet Socialist Republics? i.e. in Soviet Russia.? O Anonymous 11/27/10(Sat)20:53 No.7737589 >> >>7737565 The butt of your glorious Soviet Mosin-Nagant should serve wonderfully as a hammer, comrade. >> O Anonymous 11/27/10(Sat)20:53 No.7737592 >>7737497 Since when has Ivan been back? I thought he said he was leaving. >> O IVAN CHESNOKOV IlzkyAeytsDSJ 11/27/10(Sat)20:53 No.7737595 GOOD PROGRESS. BAYONET PUNCHES CAN WITH NO COMPLAINT. I REPORT BACK LATER. >> O AnonyCat !0c98JNp9rw 11/27/10(Sat)20:54 No.7737599 >>7737565 well, i have successfully beaten a tin open with a mosin bayonet, then hitting the butt with some wood and the stock of an AK-74... but i wasn't comfortable with that method. chisel works well enough for me - 10-15 minutes and leaves a nice smooth edge i can bevel to prevent cuts >> D Anonymous 11/27/10(Sat)20:54 No.7737602 >>7737592 He landed a job in NYC (iirc) and had no access to intarnet for a while O Anonymous 11/27/10(Sat)20:56 No.7737612 >> >WHAT IS BEST WAY INTO CAN WHEN RIGHT TOOL IS NOT IN HAND? i loled so hard >> O Anonymous 11/27/10(Sat)20:56 No.7737617 File1290909410.jpg-(76 KB, 792x464, ivanstrikes.jpg) >>7737592 This is one of the many Ivans. However, the password is for Boof, as you can tell by the picture. > O Anonymous 11/27/10(Sat)20:56 No.7737618 >>7737497 Have had great success with flat head screw driver and hammer. Just go slow and stay to the far edges. > D Anonymous 11/27/10(Sat)20:57 No.7737627 >>7737520 >>7737520 >CAN OPENER CANNOT INTO CAN. BWAHAHАНАНАНАНАНАНАНА. >> O Legal MumboJumbo !TuzOuE8iX2 11/27/10(Sat)21:00 No.7737641 Oxy-ace torch. What could possible go wrong? >> O Anonymous 11/27/10(Sat)21:01 No.7737644 File1290909670.jpg-(31 KB, 470x370, VictoryDayVeteran.jpg) >>7737595 A glorious victory comrade! You should celebrate by shooting capitalist melons and water drums/bottles with your brand new pebbles. O Anonymous 11/27/10(Sat)21:03 No.7737650 Dear Ivan; next time, buy TWO can. Then glorious communist ammunition distributor provide you with can opener for your dedication to party ideal of mass fire! Seriously though, I've found a dremmel tool with a cutting wheel will work very well for opening these. Otherwise, screwdriver and hammer, as mentioned. >> O Anonymous 11/27/10(Sat)21:03 No.7737652 >>7737497 A hammer and a flat head screw driver. I no kid. Angle screw driver to wall of can away from primers. Hit with hammer until pierces seal гереat. >> O CA Operator 12mbPN9vm72 11/27/10(Sat)21:03 No.7737653 Grab hammer, and flat head screwdriver and fukken profit. >> D IVAN CHESNOKOV !IzkyAeytsDSJ 11/27/10(Sat)21:06 No.7737668 File1290910004.jpg-(127 KB, 640x478, photo.jpg) MAKING INTO CAN WITH BAYONET OF MOSIN NAGANT, THIS IS NOT SO FAST. PROGRESSING WITH SCREWDRIVER IS SAME PROBLEM. GOOD NEWS I FIND IN GOODIES BAG FROM SALES OF BLACK FRIDAY. MAN FROM MILITARY SURPLUS DEPOT GIVES ME AMERICAN CAN OPENER OF TYPE P-51. I THINK THIS IS RIGHT WAY TO USE. I AM RIP INTO CAN SO FAST NOW. BANG BANG BANG WITH HAMMER AS CHEAP BULGARIAN TIN PARTS LIKE OCEAN BEFORE MOSES. >> O CA Operator 12mbPN9vm72 11/27/10(Sat)21:08 No.7737676 >>7737668 Or you could do that. >> O /klaptBilly 11/27/10(Sat)21:08 No.7737678 The bayonet works, but so does any flat blade screw driver (well, a heavy duty one) and a hammer. Hammer the blade into the edge of the can and work it around the edge of the can until open. >> D Anonymous 11/27/10(Sat)21:08 No.7737679 Inb4anchovies >> O Anonymous 11/27/10(Sat)21:08 No.7737681 oh look, boof is making his daily s----- evening thread. >> D Anonymous 11/27/10(Sat)21:09 No.7737683 File1290910191.jpg-(30 KB, 292x302, whywouldyoudothat_2.jpg) >>7737668 WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT? > O Anonymous 11/27/10(Sat)21:10 No.7737687 >>7737668 Ivan, why didn't you ask to store owner how to open it? For all you know there could have been a flap that allowed you to pull it off like a sardines can. >> D Anonymous 11/27/10(Sat)21:11 No.7737690 File 1290910272.jpg-(382 KB, 1600x1060, 1257445118563.jpg) >>7737668 But Ivan, I think that is of Type P38. >> O Anonymous 11/27/10(Sat)21:11 No.7737691 File1290910274.jpg-(156 KB, 800x600, spam.jpg) >>7737668 I know I'm not alone in being ecstatic that Ivan is back =) A lot of places that sell 5.45/7.62x54r will throw in a can opener if you buy more than one can. Pic related >> O Anonymous 11/27/10(Sat)21:12 No.7737697 >>7737551 Roses are red, violets are blue, in Soviet Russia, POEM WRITES YOU! >> O IVAN CHE SNOKOV IlzkyAeytsDSJ 11/27/10(Sat)21:15 No.7737719 File 1290910517.jpg-(160 KB, 640x478, photo (1).jpg) >>7737691 >>7737687 STOP WITH F------ STUPID QUESTION. I KNOW RIGHT TOOL AND I BT等C KNOW TO ASK. HE SAYS EARLY CUSTOMER GETS TOOL FOR OPENING CAN AND I COME LATE BUT CAN PRICE CAN SAME. AMERICAN CAN OPENER OF TYPE P-51 IS NOT FAIL ME, LOOK AT FAST RIPPING OF CAN AND P-51 STAYS STRAIGHT. Anonymous 11/27/10(Sat)21:15 No.7737722 File1290910527.png-(162 KB, 1120x461, faces.png) >> >This thread. >> O IVAN CHESNOKOV IIzkyAeytsDSJ 11/27/10(Sat)21:20 No.7737750 File1290910833.jpg-(132 KB, 640x478, photo (2).jpg) I THINK FRENCH SAY HERE "VOILÀ". IS SOLVED PROBLEM. GOOD JOB TO BOARD OF WEAPON. ESPECIALLY TO MAN WHO SUGGESTS BAYONET AND ONE WHO SAYS P-51 CAN OPENER. >> O Anonymous 11/27/10(Sat)21:26 No.7737776 File1290911175.jpg-(31 KB, 220x345, 1277310503886.jpg) >>7737497 STALIN APPROVES >> O Anonymous 11/27/10(Sat)21:29 No.7737790 I opened one of these with a cutting wheel on a dremel once, it didn't occur to me until afterwards what a bad idea that was. It was fine though. >> O VIKTOR TRENTREKOV!N----- 11/27/10(Sat)21:30 No.7737796 >>7737497 WHY YOU NOT USE SICKLE AND HAMMER? O Anonymous 11/27/10(Sat)21:50 No.7737971 Throw the whole thing in a fire, it'll open it up.

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