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File: 0-COLION-NOIR.jpg (107 KB, 2000x1000) 38 --- Anonymous 05/20/14(Tue)19:23:32 No.21260591 >>21262431 >>21262531 >>21262603 >>21262719 >>21262753 >>21263263 >>21266001 Shooting the Sig Sauer P229 is like covering a Mexican wrestler's n------ in gold leaf and then reading Yeats. It's just natural. C Anonymous 05/20/14(Tue)19:24:25 No.21260601 ► >21262719 >>21263263 File: colionoir.jpg (16 KB, 854x480) This gun is like a filthy, aging, Nigerian crack w---- that can give you gonorrhea just by standing next to her but you can't look away because she's your mom. That's how good it is. O Anonymous 05/20/14(Tue)19:25:39 No.21260615 >>21262753 >>21263263 File: Noir3-- jpg (31 KB, 597x472) There is just something about the Beretta CX4 Storm. It slides into your hand like purple cauliflower, twice. Sexy and flirtatious. It's the kind of gun that would make Jay-Z holla-back like Gwen Steffani. I Anonymous 05/20/14(Tue)19:27:20 No.21260630 >>21262372 >>21263263 File: colion-res.jpg (24 KB, 859x476) I love the H&K MP5. I mean, there's just something about it that reminds you of using mayonnaise to shave your legs in the living room while you grandmother watches. It just feels good. I Anonymous 05/20/14(Tue)19:30:24 No.21260666 >>21262753 File: noir---uio.jpg (139 KB, 900x900) Of course I love guns. Life without guns would be like life without life. >> O Anonymous 05/20/14(Tue)20:58:47 No.21261787 >>21261898 File: Colion-Noir-2.png (77 KB, 270x280) Handling the Walther PPQ is like getting a reacharound from a foreign exchange student. It's exotic and does things you're not used to. But you just can't give it up, and before you know it you're on a plane to Germany. D Anonymous 05/20/14(Tue)21:09:18 No.21261958 >>21262297 File: Denzel.jpg (27 KB, 450x444) Working for the NRA is like being a Jamboy for Tiger Woods. I feel honored but degraded at the same time. I Anonymous 05/20/14(Tue)21:26:05 No.21262177 ► File: images (1).jpg (5 KB, 300x168) Shooting a P11 is like flinging a rubber band at someone across the room. It's fun when you first do it, but it will come flinging back at you like a p----- off horse. >> C Anonymous 05/20/14(Tue)21:39:14 No.21262341 >>21262383 >>21262417 >>21262428 >>21262585 >>21264134 File: maxresdefault.jpg (100 KB, 1280x720) Concealing the Glock 19 is like masturbating in a public park. It should be obvious to everyone what you're doing, but somehow nobody ever notices. I Anonymous 05/20/14(Tue)21:51:12 No.21262457 >>21262762 File: NRA-black-gun-commentator.jpg (38 KB, 600x450) Firing the FAL is like garnishing wages from an abusive spouse's bank account while they slowly descend in to full blown alcoholism. It just brings a smile to my face. O Anonymous 05/20/14(Tue)21:51:25 No.21262459 >>21262473 >>21262478 File: Colion-Noir.jpg (146 KB, 1440x900) Shooting the HK91 is like going to the prom with your mom, everyone will laugh but you know you'll be having sex at the end of the night. O Anonymous 05/20/14(Tue)22:29:48 No.21262809 ► File: cn.jpg (41 KB, 1280x720) An AK's reliability is like having two japanese strippers pour vodka down your rectum while your in the fetal position, it doesn't look pretty but it will ALWAYS get you drunk. I Anonymous 05/20/14(Tue)22:30:14 No.21262814 File: colion.jpg (92 KB, 980x666) The Smith and Wesson M&P Pro is a lot like p------ with your sister. It's different than what you're used to, but eventually you realize this is the best it can get. >C Anonymous 05/20/14(Tue)22:59:21 No.21263043 ► >>21263470 File: nore jpg (58 KB, 616x577) The break at the end of the HK P30's triggerpull is like using sausage grease from your country breakfast to masturbate to Aunt Jemima. It's the perfect end to an already arousing experience. >> D Anonymous 05/21/14(Wed)07:49:51 No.21266083 ► File: Colion Noir.jpg (18 KB, 854x480) Shooting the StG 44 for the first time is like convincing your girlfriend to let you put the tip in for the first time. Yeah its exciting, but you know it could be better.

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File: 0-COLION-NOIR.jpg (107 KB, 2000x1000) 38 --- Anonymous 05/20/14(Tue)19:23:32 No.21260591 >>21262431 >>21262531 >>21262603 >>21262719 >>21262753 >>21263263 >>21266001 Shooting the Sig Sauer P229 is like covering a Mexican wrestler's n------ in gold leaf and then reading Yeats. It's just natural. C Anonymous 05/20/14(Tue)19:24:25 No.21260601 ► >21262719 >>21263263 File: colionoir.jpg (16 KB, 854x480) This gun is like a filthy, aging, Nigerian crack w---- that can give you gonorrhea just by standing next to her but you can't look away because she's your mom. That's how good it is. O Anonymous 05/20/14(Tue)19:25:39 No.21260615 >>21262753 >>21263263 File: Noir3-- jpg (31 KB, 597x472) There is just something about the Beretta CX4 Storm. It slides into your hand like purple cauliflower, twice. Sexy and flirtatious. It's the kind of gun that would make Jay-Z holla-back like Gwen Steffani. I Anonymous 05/20/14(Tue)19:27:20 No.21260630 >>21262372 >>21263263 File: colion-res.jpg (24 KB, 859x476) I love the H&K MP5. I mean, there's just something about it that reminds you of using mayonnaise to shave your legs in the living room while you grandmother watches. It just feels good. I Anonymous 05/20/14(Tue)19:30:24 No.21260666 >>21262753 File: noir---uio.jpg (139 KB, 900x900) Of course I love guns. Life without guns would be like life without life. >> O Anonymous 05/20/14(Tue)20:58:47 No.21261787 >>21261898 File: Colion-Noir-2.png (77 KB, 270x280) Handling the Walther PPQ is like getting a reacharound from a foreign exchange student. It's exotic and does things you're not used to. But you just can't give it up, and before you know it you're on a plane to Germany. D Anonymous 05/20/14(Tue)21:09:18 No.21261958 >>21262297 File: Denzel.jpg (27 KB, 450x444) Working for the NRA is like being a Jamboy for Tiger Woods. I feel honored but degraded at the same time. I Anonymous 05/20/14(Tue)21:26:05 No.21262177 ► File: images (1).jpg (5 KB, 300x168) Shooting a P11 is like flinging a rubber band at someone across the room. It's fun when you first do it, but it will come flinging back at you like a p----- off horse. >> C Anonymous 05/20/14(Tue)21:39:14 No.21262341 >>21262383 >>21262417 >>21262428 >>21262585 >>21264134 File: maxresdefault.jpg (100 KB, 1280x720) Concealing the Glock 19 is like masturbating in a public park. It should be obvious to everyone what you're doing, but somehow nobody ever notices. I Anonymous 05/20/14(Tue)21:51:12 No.21262457 >>21262762 File: NRA-black-gun-commentator.jpg (38 KB, 600x450) Firing the FAL is like garnishing wages from an abusive spouse's bank account while they slowly descend in to full blown alcoholism. It just brings a smile to my face. O Anonymous 05/20/14(Tue)21:51:25 No.21262459 >>21262473 >>21262478 File: Colion-Noir.jpg (146 KB, 1440x900) Shooting the HK91 is like going to the prom with your mom, everyone will laugh but you know you'll be having sex at the end of the night. O Anonymous 05/20/14(Tue)22:29:48 No.21262809 ► File: cn.jpg (41 KB, 1280x720) An AK's reliability is like having two japanese strippers pour vodka down your rectum while your in the fetal position, it doesn't look pretty but it will ALWAYS get you drunk. I Anonymous 05/20/14(Tue)22:30:14 No.21262814 File: colion.jpg (92 KB, 980x666) The Smith and Wesson M&P Pro is a lot like p------ with your sister. It's different than what you're used to, but eventually you realize this is the best it can get. >C Anonymous 05/20/14(Tue)22:59:21 No.21263043 ► >>21263470 File: nore jpg (58 KB, 616x577) The break at the end of the HK P30's triggerpull is like using sausage grease from your country breakfast to masturbate to Aunt Jemima. It's the perfect end to an already arousing experience. >> D Anonymous 05/21/14(Wed)07:49:51 No.21266083 ► File: Colion Noir.jpg (18 KB, 854x480) Shooting the StG 44 for the first time is like convincing your girlfriend to let you put the tip in for the first time. Yeah its exciting, but you know it could be better.

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