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refuses to retire Aussie, Austria, oi? Not helping mix ups Never Jam'S, Belgian Bullpup Waffle Maker, with appature. Never hit's either. Heckle my Koch By Operator's for Operators, who operate, in Operations. Forever Fish Why french revolt, is a one time thing even the Germans couldn't fix it orm,「unction, Price. 8 ways its proven it'Il be there when you need it to be You own one, I own one, he owns one, his dead cat has one Romania knows how to stayin Classy womp-womp-womp- click, click, click, ting! fizzle... broke finish wood LSD and feed design, by their powers combined Heckle my Longer Koch Early Smokescreen Device. Press for People, Hold for Planes. Something Awful Combat Pistol Tactical Pistol Inadequacy Pistol Bludgeon Specialty, Hand Removal Device. What my grand-dad used to kill your grand-dad, whose son went after my dad, who shot him with grand-dad's maduce, who p----- you off and sent you running at me, who kept the family line cascade going War, war never changes.... because someones always gonna get shot with a maduce in one, and it'll piss someone off. Your Lord and Master for 100 Years.
refuses to retire Aussie, Austria, oi? Not helping mix ups Never Jam'S, Belgian Bullpup Waffle Maker, with appature. Never hit's either. Heckle my Koch By Operator's for Operators, who operate, in Operations. Forever Fish Why french revolt, is a one time thing even the Germans couldn't fix it orm,「unction, Price. 8 ways its proven it'Il be there when you need it to be You own one, I own one, he owns one, his dead cat has one Romania knows how to stayin Classy womp-womp-womp- click, click, click, ting! fizzle... broke finish wood LSD and feed design, by their powers combined Heckle my Longer Koch Early Smokescreen Device. Press for People, Hold for Planes. Something Awful Combat Pistol Tactical Pistol Inadequacy Pistol Bludgeon Specialty, Hand Removal Device. What my grand-dad used to kill your grand-dad, whose son went after my dad, who shot him with grand-dad's maduce, who p----- you off and sent you running at me, who kept the family line cascade going War, war never changes.... because someones always gonna get shot with a maduce in one, and it'll piss someone off. Your Lord and Master for 100 Years.

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iPad令 @ 9%LO 22:24 boards.4chan.org ▼ Settings Home Board k/ - Weapons Return][Catalogl [BottomJ [UpdateJ [Auto File: ThreeGorgesDam-China 2009.ipg (3.38 MB, 2847x1768) O Anonymous 05/17/16 Tue 01:04:23 No.29969259-2-29969452况9969538况9969592况99696132 299697 3 >-29969743 7682997012829970349 2997129729972110» Would the US target this in the event of war? Anonymous 05/17/16(Tue)01:20:52 No.2996945229969515 29969564 >29969580 29969608 >2996960929970319 >29973245>>29973483>29974846 >>29975184 >29975858 >29970467 229971062 229971210 >29971920 29971967 229972882 229973177299733212229976400 29969259 (OP) # I heard the thing doesn't even exist, water can't stabilise like that, the whole thing doesn't make sense if it can't move. O Anonymous 05/17/16(Tue)01:26:45 No.29969515 >>299695302-299695402>2997 1967 >-29969452 # You're saying a dam that exists doesn't exist? O Anonymous 05/17/16 Tue 01:28:22 No.29969530 u2-299695362-299695382-29 695 52-2993 585ツ2996961 299 629 29969636 2996966129970291 29971967 2 29972955 2229973177 29973321 >29974842 299749182997547929976251 29969515 # have you personally seen it?
iPad令 @ 9%LO 22:24 boards.4chan.org ▼ Settings Home Board k/ - Weapons Return][Catalogl [BottomJ [UpdateJ [Auto File: ThreeGorgesDam-China 2009.ipg (3.38 MB, 2847x1768) O Anonymous 05/17/16 Tue 01:04:23 No.29969259-2-29969452况9969538况9969592况99696132 299697 3 >-29969743 7682997012829970349 2997129729972110» Would the US target this in the event of war? Anonymous 05/17/16(Tue)01:20:52 No.2996945229969515 29969564 >29969580 29969608 >2996960929970319 >29973245>>29973483>29974846 >>29975184 >29975858 >29970467 229971062 229971210 >29971920 29971967 229972882 229973177299733212229976400 29969259 (OP) # I heard the thing doesn't even exist, water can't stabilise like that, the whole thing doesn't make sense if it can't move. O Anonymous 05/17/16(Tue)01:26:45 No.29969515 >>299695302-299695402>2997 1967 >-29969452 # You're saying a dam that exists doesn't exist? O Anonymous 05/17/16 Tue 01:28:22 No.29969530 u2-299695362-299695382-29 695 52-2993 585ツ2996961 299 629 29969636 2996966129970291 29971967 2 29972955 2229973177 29973321 >29974842 299749182997547929976251 29969515 # have you personally seen it?

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し! Anonymous 11/1 4/14(Fri)22:26:52 No.23601654 >>23601711 >>23001742 >>2380 1774 >>23601782 >>23001806 >>23601014 >>23602115 >basic training reservist Drill Sergeant comes in during the middle of the cycle for a little hands on training >chill guy, nice change from the assholes we usually have >eating lunch chow, have leftover mystery meat patties >PVT Hummel, genuine retard, asks for seconds >Reserve DS tells each platoon to pick a person for an eating contest first to finish a mystery meat paty wins seconds for his platoon severyone picks their guys >ours was Hummel >On the command of go, the competitors start scarfing down patties >Hummel finishes his a solid 30 seconds before anyone else, but adopts a thousand yard stare shortly afterwards proceeds to vomit the entire previous meal, plus the patty, onto his plate >everyone is screaming in disappointment, that our noble hero has failed in his task >hummel folds the plate entwain and begins sucking down his own steaming vomit hummel finishes his patty, in addition to his vomit plate, before anyone else even finished a patty >seconds were had for everyone Ive got more of PVT Hummel if you guys wanna hear.
し! Anonymous 11/1 4/14(Fri)22:26:52 No.23601654 >>23601711 >>23001742 >>2380 1774 >>23601782 >>23001806 >>23601014 >>23602115 >basic training reservist Drill Sergeant comes in during the middle of the cycle for a little hands on training >chill guy, nice change from the assholes we usually have >eating lunch chow, have leftover mystery meat patties >PVT Hummel, genuine retard, asks for seconds >Reserve DS tells each platoon to pick a person for an eating contest first to finish a mystery meat paty wins seconds for his platoon severyone picks their guys >ours was Hummel >On the command of go, the competitors start scarfing down patties >Hummel finishes his a solid 30 seconds before anyone else, but adopts a thousand yard stare shortly afterwards proceeds to vomit the entire previous meal, plus the patty, onto his plate >everyone is screaming in disappointment, that our noble hero has failed in his task >hummel folds the plate entwain and begins sucking down his own steaming vomit hummel finishes his patty, in addition to his vomit plate, before anyone else even finished a patty >seconds were had for everyone Ive got more of PVT Hummel if you guys wanna hear.

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Stuff you know if you have an AK. Stuff you know if you have an AR Stuff you know if you have a Mosin Nagant You have S9 per ounce special non-detergent synthetic teflon infused It works though you have never cleaned it. Ever You are able to hit the broad side of a barn from inside Cheap mags are fun to buy Your safety can be heard 300m away Your rifle comes with a cheap nylon s Your bayonet makes a good wire cutter You can put a 30" hole through 12" of oak, if you can hit it oil for cleaning You are able to hit the broad side of a ban from 600m. Cheap mags melt You can silently flip off the safety with your finger on the trigger Your rifle has a 9 point stealth tactical suspension system. Your bayonet is actually a pretty good steak knife You can put one hole in a paper target at 100m with 30 rounds It was last cleaned in Berlin in 1945 You can hit the farm from two counties over What's a mag? What's a safety? Your rifle has dog collars Your bayonet is longer than your leg You can knock down everyone else's target just from the shock wave of your bullet going downrange When out of ammo, your rifle makes a supreme war chub, pike, boat oar, tent When out of ammo, your rifle will nominally pass as a chub. When out of ammo, your rifle makes a great whifle bat What's recoi? 1S ea oil often used to relocate shoulders thrown out by the previous shot. even Your sight adjustment goes to '10', and you've never bothered moving it. Your sight adjustment is incremented in fractions of minute of angle. Your sight adjustment goes to 12 miles and you've actually tried it. Your rifle can be used by any two bit nation's most iliterate conscripts to Your rifile is used by elite forces worldwide to fight two bit nations most fight elite forces worldwide Your rifle won some revolutions illterate conscripts Your rifle won the cold war You paid S900 You lovingly reload precision crafted rounds one by one. Your riftle has fought against itself and won every time. Your rile won a pole vault event You paid S59.95 You dig your ammo out of a farmer's field in Ukraine and it works just fine You can bayonet your foe on the other side of the river without leaving the comfort You paid S350 You buy cheap ammo by the case Your foes laugh when you mount your bayonet. Service life, 40 years You can change cartridge sizes with the push of a couple of pins and a You believe no real man would dare risk the ridicule of his friends by suggesting You can intimidate your foe with the bayonet mounted. Service life, 50 years ervice Life, 100 years Its easier to buy a new rifle when you want to change cartridge sizes.Y there is anything but 7.62x54r new upper. You can repair your rife by taking it to a certified gunsmith, it's under You can repair your rifle with a big hammer and a swift kick. If your rifle breaks, you buy a new one You consider it a badge of honor when you get your handguards to burst You consider it a badge of honor when you shoot a sub-MOA 5 shot You consider it a badge of honor when you cycle 5 rounds without the aid of a After a long day at the range you relax by watching "Blackhawk After a long day at the range you relax by visiting the chiropractor. THEN you After a long day at the range you relax by watching "Red Dawn. watch "Enemy at the Gates." a stiff shot of Vodka. After cleaning your rifle you have a strong urge for hotdogs and Apple After cleaning your rifle you have a strong urge for shishkabob. Your rifle's accessory is a small tin can with a funny lid, but its buried under an apartment building somewhere in Budapest. Your rifle's finish is low grade shellac, cosmoline and Olga's toe nails. You're not sure there WERE cameras to photograph Sergei Mosin. After cleaning your rile you have a strong urge for a shf shot of Vodka. Pie You can accessorize your ritfle with a new muzzle brake or a nice stock set Your rifle's finish is varnish and paint. Your wife tolerates your autographed, framed picture of Mikhail Your rifle's accessories are eight times more valuable than your rifle Your rifle's finish is Teflon and high tech polymers Your wife tolerates your autographed, framed Eugene picture of EugeneYou're not surethere WERE cameras to photograph Sergei Mosin Kalashnik Stoner ate at night you sometimes have to ight the urge to hold your rile over Late at night you sometimes have to fight the urge to clear your house, Late at night, you sometimes have to fight the urge to dig a fighting trench in the your head and shout "Wolverines!" slicing the pie from room to room. sleep in.
Stuff you know if you have an AK. Stuff you know if you have an AR Stuff you know if you have a Mosin Nagant You have S9 per ounce special non-detergent synthetic teflon infused It works though you have never cleaned it. Ever You are able to hit the broad side of a barn from inside Cheap mags are fun to buy Your safety can be heard 300m away Your rifle comes with a cheap nylon s Your bayonet makes a good wire cutter You can put a 30" hole through 12" of oak, if you can hit it oil for cleaning You are able to hit the broad side of a ban from 600m. Cheap mags melt You can silently flip off the safety with your finger on the trigger Your rifle has a 9 point stealth tactical suspension system. Your bayonet is actually a pretty good steak knife You can put one hole in a paper target at 100m with 30 rounds It was last cleaned in Berlin in 1945 You can hit the farm from two counties over What's a mag? What's a safety? Your rifle has dog collars Your bayonet is longer than your leg You can knock down everyone else's target just from the shock wave of your bullet going downrange When out of ammo, your rifle makes a supreme war chub, pike, boat oar, tent When out of ammo, your rifle will nominally pass as a chub. When out of ammo, your rifle makes a great whifle bat What's recoi? 1S ea oil often used to relocate shoulders thrown out by the previous shot. even Your sight adjustment goes to '10', and you've never bothered moving it. Your sight adjustment is incremented in fractions of minute of angle. Your sight adjustment goes to 12 miles and you've actually tried it. Your rifle can be used by any two bit nation's most iliterate conscripts to Your rifile is used by elite forces worldwide to fight two bit nations most fight elite forces worldwide Your rifle won some revolutions illterate conscripts Your rifle won the cold war You paid S900 You lovingly reload precision crafted rounds one by one. Your riftle has fought against itself and won every time. Your rile won a pole vault event You paid S59.95 You dig your ammo out of a farmer's field in Ukraine and it works just fine You can bayonet your foe on the other side of the river without leaving the comfort You paid S350 You buy cheap ammo by the case Your foes laugh when you mount your bayonet. Service life, 40 years You can change cartridge sizes with the push of a couple of pins and a You believe no real man would dare risk the ridicule of his friends by suggesting You can intimidate your foe with the bayonet mounted. Service life, 50 years ervice Life, 100 years Its easier to buy a new rifle when you want to change cartridge sizes.Y there is anything but 7.62x54r new upper. You can repair your rife by taking it to a certified gunsmith, it's under You can repair your rifle with a big hammer and a swift kick. If your rifle breaks, you buy a new one You consider it a badge of honor when you get your handguards to burst You consider it a badge of honor when you shoot a sub-MOA 5 shot You consider it a badge of honor when you cycle 5 rounds without the aid of a After a long day at the range you relax by watching "Blackhawk After a long day at the range you relax by visiting the chiropractor. THEN you After a long day at the range you relax by watching "Red Dawn. watch "Enemy at the Gates." a stiff shot of Vodka. After cleaning your rifle you have a strong urge for hotdogs and Apple After cleaning your rifle you have a strong urge for shishkabob. Your rifle's accessory is a small tin can with a funny lid, but its buried under an apartment building somewhere in Budapest. Your rifle's finish is low grade shellac, cosmoline and Olga's toe nails. You're not sure there WERE cameras to photograph Sergei Mosin. After cleaning your rile you have a strong urge for a shf shot of Vodka. Pie You can accessorize your ritfle with a new muzzle brake or a nice stock set Your rifle's finish is varnish and paint. Your wife tolerates your autographed, framed picture of Mikhail Your rifle's accessories are eight times more valuable than your rifle Your rifle's finish is Teflon and high tech polymers Your wife tolerates your autographed, framed Eugene picture of EugeneYou're not surethere WERE cameras to photograph Sergei Mosin Kalashnik Stoner ate at night you sometimes have to ight the urge to hold your rile over Late at night you sometimes have to fight the urge to clear your house, Late at night, you sometimes have to fight the urge to dig a fighting trench in the your head and shout "Wolverines!" slicing the pie from room to room. sleep in.

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■ Anonymous 01/24/16 Sun 21:23:44 No.28672350 >-28672431--28672496 28675481ー20679201 >>28680077ー28680154 28680190 >> HEEKI BREEKLipg (189 KB, 640x480) >2017 January >Trump just entered office ANU EEKI BREEKL Russians and Americans unite forces into one supreme super power to permanently remove kebab and uncuck Europe within hours he's met up with Putin and signed an alliance I want this lads. Anonymous 01/24/16(Sun)21:28:10 No 28672431 Anonymous 01/25/16(Mon)01:29:52 No 28675481 File: 1453163861879.gif (508 KB, 343x403) >>28674283ー28679201 no more import ban >Russia goes bro tier >Bizons in the US >import ban lifts vss vintorez becomesa reality Anonymous 01/24/16(Sun)21:32:07 No 28672496 This! ■ Anonymous 01/25/16(Mon)14:01:53 No. 286801 54 File: 1453481649254 ipg (27 KB, 508x566) 28600233 28681201 28681282 m28682623 Anonymous 01/25/16(Mon)13:52:56 No.28680077 File: 1429484917655 jpg (223 KB, 581x645) Wow guys thought you hated us. Reading this made me feel good We need to make this happen. Anonymous 01/25/16(Mon)17:23:54 No.28682165 ■ Anonymous 01/25/16(Mon)14:15:41 No.28680277 File: 1446019330547 gif (3.46 MB, 650x366) >Russia and US become bro's >Import bans gone >F--- Huge military and Russian Women in the US >SVD's coming in >AEK-971 civilian version > Trump might appeal to new made full auto guns >Civi Vity az >Civi AK-12 >Liberals BTFO I just want trade to open back up tfw we will never go back to the golden age of $900 SGLs again ■ Anonymous 01/25/16(Mon)153654 № 28681070ト File: Meanwhile. in Ukraine.jpg (2.05 MB, 3500x2339) 28672350 I PRAY for this. I doubt it will happen, but if it did imagine the economic benefits, not to mention the ensuing peace from the lack of proxy conflicts. If only ■ Anonymous 01/25/16 Mon 12: 11:21 No.28679201 ト >>28679445222868019! 22286802702228630711286810貶286816Z 28672350 >Russia goes bro tier >>We up agricultural production, in return Russia allows us to help them mine natural resources >>Joint military exercises >>China and India join forces, not to be outdone and declare a joint effort to colonize mars to help with overpopulation/resource problems >>Ohhellno.exe >>New space race kicks of colonization and asteroid mining surge. Inevitable conflict follows. >>"Weight isnt a problem with the new elevator going up, but we need some form of cheap yet ultra robust weapon that could be easily supplied >>"WE ARE OF HAVING YOUR BACKS COMRADE! I HAVE JUST WHAT YOU NEED! >Vault doors are having the rusty truck wheel sized padlocks cut and slowly grinding open beneath Moscow >>Enormous banks of lathes and mills rumble to life beneath the city while the call goes out >>meanwhile American colonization recruitment stations are being overrun by milsurp clad basement dwellers all clamouring about security posts >> Mosins on Mars and /k/ ommandos in the Kuiper Belt ■ Anonymous 01/2S/16(Mon)12:38:01 No.28679445 >-286798 02-28680 190 · Anonymous 01/25/16(Mon)14:05:35 No.28680190 mosins on mars Fund it Anonymous 01/25/16(Mon)16:29:44 No.28681607 File: 1446442580947 gif (305 KB, 261x199) >>Russian production amounts with America quality control >>American bravado with Russian pragmatism >>Russian desire for expansion with American pioneering spirit and heritage Holy f---, we could be to alpha centauri within a century! S0 Anonymous 01/25/16(Mon)15:00:01 No.28680711 >28679201 1000% erect. ■ Anonymous 01/25/16(Mon)14:55:45 No. 28680662 >-28680776-28681542 >>28682248 (471 KB, 1800x900) "I still don't know what the hell you wanted me along for," I shouted at the faceless golden helmets sitting across from me on the back of the buggy as they produced several ancient-looking rifles from a wooden crate on the truckbed and began clumsily pushing stripper clips of ammunition into them. One of the suits threw a rifle into my chest, even in the lower gravity, it was a hefty piece of work. Sloppily-stamped cyrillic with a soviet hammer and sickle emblazoned over the breech stared at me like some kind of joke. Perhaps the dust was causing interference on the comms; perhaps they hadn't heard me am You are American, yes? "I have no idea why that would matter. What are we even doing?" "You are cowboy. Load bullet." a stripper clip full of largish ammunition was shoved into my hands A dim red speck the sun - rose over rock-strewn ground as we crested a crater rim. The driver made a small adjustment in direction, then gunned it down the reverse slope toward the desert pan beyond. A likely objective shimmered into view through the distortions of dust clouds whipping low over the surface - a tiny group of purple-black huts like geodesic rocks sat amidst an outcropping of rough ground perhaps a thousand meters ahead. No flag, no telemetry on this coming over my suit's personal assistant. Had to be Chinese, or maybe one of their "African" lackeys. Oh, dear sweet jesus I tried - and failed-to tear the flag off my shoulder What is this? Are we claim jumping? We're claim jumping aren't we The russian across from me grabbed me by my shoulders and bumped faceplates with me. I could see the stubble on his face like a shadowed, unshaven skull in the hollow of the helmet. "AV NU, CHEEKI BREEKI" he said, and then some of the men spontaneously jumped off the buggy into a run, fanning out over the pan and looking for cover. Oh h--------, they were gonna do it. ■ Anonymous 01/25/16(Mon)16:29:44 No.28681607 File: 1446442580947.gif (305 KB, 261x199) Anonymous 01/25/16(Mon)16:22 09 No 28681542 2> If this scene isn't in the 2020 release of S.TA.LK.E.R: Blood of Mars, I'm going to kill myself this so much Anonymous 01/25/16(Mon)18:36:16 No.28682868 Friendly reminder that if Benie is elected we're going to start dropping in humanitarian aid packages with twinkes and friendship cards on ISIS instead of bombs
■ Anonymous 01/24/16 Sun 21:23:44 No.28672350 >-28672431--28672496 28675481ー20679201 >>28680077ー28680154 28680190 >> HEEKI BREEKLipg (189 KB, 640x480) >2017 January >Trump just entered office ANU EEKI BREEKL Russians and Americans unite forces into one supreme super power to permanently remove kebab and uncuck Europe within hours he's met up with Putin and signed an alliance I want this lads. Anonymous 01/24/16(Sun)21:28:10 No 28672431 Anonymous 01/25/16(Mon)01:29:52 No 28675481 File: 1453163861879.gif (508 KB, 343x403) >>28674283ー28679201 no more import ban >Russia goes bro tier >Bizons in the US >import ban lifts vss vintorez becomesa reality Anonymous 01/24/16(Sun)21:32:07 No 28672496 This! ■ Anonymous 01/25/16(Mon)14:01:53 No. 286801 54 File: 1453481649254 ipg (27 KB, 508x566) 28600233 28681201 28681282 m28682623 Anonymous 01/25/16(Mon)13:52:56 No.28680077 File: 1429484917655 jpg (223 KB, 581x645) Wow guys thought you hated us. Reading this made me feel good We need to make this happen. Anonymous 01/25/16(Mon)17:23:54 No.28682165 ■ Anonymous 01/25/16(Mon)14:15:41 No.28680277 File: 1446019330547 gif (3.46 MB, 650x366) >Russia and US become bro's >Import bans gone >F--- Huge military and Russian Women in the US >SVD's coming in >AEK-971 civilian version > Trump might appeal to new made full auto guns >Civi Vity az >Civi AK-12 >Liberals BTFO I just want trade to open back up tfw we will never go back to the golden age of $900 SGLs again ■ Anonymous 01/25/16(Mon)153654 № 28681070ト File: Meanwhile. in Ukraine.jpg (2.05 MB, 3500x2339) 28672350 I PRAY for this. I doubt it will happen, but if it did imagine the economic benefits, not to mention the ensuing peace from the lack of proxy conflicts. If only ■ Anonymous 01/25/16 Mon 12: 11:21 No.28679201 ト >>28679445222868019! 22286802702228630711286810貶286816Z 28672350 >Russia goes bro tier >>We up agricultural production, in return Russia allows us to help them mine natural resources >>Joint military exercises >>China and India join forces, not to be outdone and declare a joint effort to colonize mars to help with overpopulation/resource problems >>Ohhellno.exe >>New space race kicks of colonization and asteroid mining surge. Inevitable conflict follows. >>"Weight isnt a problem with the new elevator going up, but we need some form of cheap yet ultra robust weapon that could be easily supplied >>"WE ARE OF HAVING YOUR BACKS COMRADE! I HAVE JUST WHAT YOU NEED! >Vault doors are having the rusty truck wheel sized padlocks cut and slowly grinding open beneath Moscow >>Enormous banks of lathes and mills rumble to life beneath the city while the call goes out >>meanwhile American colonization recruitment stations are being overrun by milsurp clad basement dwellers all clamouring about security posts >> Mosins on Mars and /k/ ommandos in the Kuiper Belt ■ Anonymous 01/2S/16(Mon)12:38:01 No.28679445 >-286798 02-28680 190 · Anonymous 01/25/16(Mon)14:05:35 No.28680190 mosins on mars Fund it Anonymous 01/25/16(Mon)16:29:44 No.28681607 File: 1446442580947 gif (305 KB, 261x199) >>Russian production amounts with America quality control >>American bravado with Russian pragmatism >>Russian desire for expansion with American pioneering spirit and heritage Holy f---, we could be to alpha centauri within a century! S0 Anonymous 01/25/16(Mon)15:00:01 No.28680711 >28679201 1000% erect. ■ Anonymous 01/25/16(Mon)14:55:45 No. 28680662 >-28680776-28681542 >>28682248 (471 KB, 1800x900) "I still don't know what the hell you wanted me along for," I shouted at the faceless golden helmets sitting across from me on the back of the buggy as they produced several ancient-looking rifles from a wooden crate on the truckbed and began clumsily pushing stripper clips of ammunition into them. One of the suits threw a rifle into my chest, even in the lower gravity, it was a hefty piece of work. Sloppily-stamped cyrillic with a soviet hammer and sickle emblazoned over the breech stared at me like some kind of joke. Perhaps the dust was causing interference on the comms; perhaps they hadn't heard me am You are American, yes? "I have no idea why that would matter. What are we even doing?" "You are cowboy. Load bullet." a stripper clip full of largish ammunition was shoved into my hands A dim red speck the sun - rose over rock-strewn ground as we crested a crater rim. The driver made a small adjustment in direction, then gunned it down the reverse slope toward the desert pan beyond. A likely objective shimmered into view through the distortions of dust clouds whipping low over the surface - a tiny group of purple-black huts like geodesic rocks sat amidst an outcropping of rough ground perhaps a thousand meters ahead. No flag, no telemetry on this coming over my suit's personal assistant. Had to be Chinese, or maybe one of their "African" lackeys. Oh, dear sweet jesus I tried - and failed-to tear the flag off my shoulder What is this? Are we claim jumping? We're claim jumping aren't we The russian across from me grabbed me by my shoulders and bumped faceplates with me. I could see the stubble on his face like a shadowed, unshaven skull in the hollow of the helmet. "AV NU, CHEEKI BREEKI" he said, and then some of the men spontaneously jumped off the buggy into a run, fanning out over the pan and looking for cover. Oh h--------, they were gonna do it. ■ Anonymous 01/25/16(Mon)16:29:44 No.28681607 File: 1446442580947.gif (305 KB, 261x199) Anonymous 01/25/16(Mon)16:22 09 No 28681542 2> If this scene isn't in the 2020 release of S.TA.LK.E.R: Blood of Mars, I'm going to kill myself this so much Anonymous 01/25/16(Mon)18:36:16 No.28682868 Friendly reminder that if Benie is elected we're going to start dropping in humanitarian aid packages with twinkes and friendship cards on ISIS instead of bombs

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My air force security buddy has some interesting stories >Be security at nuclear missile silo >Get a call that there's a bunch of hippie protesters outside the fence and move out >Show up, yep, there's smelly hippies waving signs and chanting >Missile silo is literally in the middle of f------ nowhere, nearest people are farmers a couple miles away >The only people here beside them are the security team that just rolled up and the surveillance cameras, so who the hell are they chanting and waving signs for? >Ordered to stay out of sight and not interfere unless they do something stupid >Hippies begin climbing outer fence, are stumped by razor wire on top >Some enterprising hippie brought tools, and a pair of bolt cutters make short work of the chain link fence >We call it in, ordered to sit tight and wait for MP's >Can't we, at least, yell at them or something? No, that might hurt their feelings >Hippies are through the outer fence, cheering themselves on, and begin cutting inner fence Inner fence is electrified; watching them figure this out is like watching a monkey figure out that orange glowing stuff on the log is hot >Hippie with bolt cutters finally nuts up and cuts through fence, making an opening >Hippies all cheer as they make it through this obstacle and pour into the clearing around the silo itself >NOW can we stop them? 0, wait for the MP's What the f--- are we here for then? >Hippies climb onto silo hatch and begin looking for a padlock to cut so they can pry the hatch open with their one crowbar >They seriously think missile hatches are secured with padlocks and that steel plates weighing several tons can be pried open with a f------ crowbar >They finally resort to just beating on the hatch cover with a sledgehammer, shouting that if they can't destroy the nuclear missile inside, they can at least 'prevent it from launching' by damaging the hatch MP's finally show up, swarm all over the hippies, and handcuff them; any who resist are pepper sprayed >We literally sat there and just watched this entire time because we weren't allowed to even let them know we were there, much less stop them Hippies are arrested and charged with destruction of government property; air force agrees to drop charges if the hippies pay for the damage >Hippies think they're replacing some damaged fencing and agree Air force hands them the bill for damage to a missile hatch, to the tune of several million dollars for replacing the whole thing >"B-but we just scuffed it!" >"Better safe than sorry, we need to ensure national security by being able to launch at any time, and we don't know if you might have done damage that could cause the hatch to jam at a critical moment." Hippies are bankrupted, along with whatever organization was funding them, air force gets new fencing and several million dollars Doesn't replace the missile hatch because they literally just scuffed up the paint on it >Suddenly, I see the genius in giving the hippies enough rope to hang themselves
My air force security buddy has some interesting stories >Be security at nuclear missile silo >Get a call that there's a bunch of hippie protesters outside the fence and move out >Show up, yep, there's smelly hippies waving signs and chanting >Missile silo is literally in the middle of f------ nowhere, nearest people are farmers a couple miles away >The only people here beside them are the security team that just rolled up and the surveillance cameras, so who the hell are they chanting and waving signs for? >Ordered to stay out of sight and not interfere unless they do something stupid >Hippies begin climbing outer fence, are stumped by razor wire on top >Some enterprising hippie brought tools, and a pair of bolt cutters make short work of the chain link fence >We call it in, ordered to sit tight and wait for MP's >Can't we, at least, yell at them or something? No, that might hurt their feelings >Hippies are through the outer fence, cheering themselves on, and begin cutting inner fence Inner fence is electrified; watching them figure this out is like watching a monkey figure out that orange glowing stuff on the log is hot >Hippie with bolt cutters finally nuts up and cuts through fence, making an opening >Hippies all cheer as they make it through this obstacle and pour into the clearing around the silo itself >NOW can we stop them? 0, wait for the MP's What the f--- are we here for then? >Hippies climb onto silo hatch and begin looking for a padlock to cut so they can pry the hatch open with their one crowbar >They seriously think missile hatches are secured with padlocks and that steel plates weighing several tons can be pried open with a f------ crowbar >They finally resort to just beating on the hatch cover with a sledgehammer, shouting that if they can't destroy the nuclear missile inside, they can at least 'prevent it from launching' by damaging the hatch MP's finally show up, swarm all over the hippies, and handcuff them; any who resist are pepper sprayed >We literally sat there and just watched this entire time because we weren't allowed to even let them know we were there, much less stop them Hippies are arrested and charged with destruction of government property; air force agrees to drop charges if the hippies pay for the damage >Hippies think they're replacing some damaged fencing and agree Air force hands them the bill for damage to a missile hatch, to the tune of several million dollars for replacing the whole thing >"B-but we just scuffed it!" >"Better safe than sorry, we need to ensure national security by being able to launch at any time, and we don't know if you might have done damage that could cause the hatch to jam at a critical moment." Hippies are bankrupted, along with whatever organization was funding them, air force gets new fencing and several million dollars Doesn't replace the missile hatch because they literally just scuffed up the paint on it >Suddenly, I see the genius in giving the hippies enough rope to hang themselves

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File: article (39 KB, 634x354) © BBC ■ Anonymous 12/30/14(Tue)09:01:27 No.24145759 224145967224 1 45980 2241 45982-2241 46043 -224146062 >>24146145 -24 24147371 What would a /k version of Top Gear be like? >> □ Anonymous 12/30/14 Tue09: 17:59 No.24 145934 2-24 145940-241 45995 241 46127 >>24146721-241 46899-241 46962 File: Russian_PMK-3_Gas_Mask.jpg (131 KB, 399x600) >Some say he is sustained by a diet of only vodka and dog food Others say he interrogated a KGB agent using only a Hello Kitty plushie His name is Sergei
File: article (39 KB, 634x354) © BBC ■ Anonymous 12/30/14(Tue)09:01:27 No.24145759 224145967224 1 45980 2241 45982-2241 46043 -224146062 >>24146145 -24 24147371 What would a /k version of Top Gear be like? >> □ Anonymous 12/30/14 Tue09: 17:59 No.24 145934 2-24 145940-241 45995 241 46127 >>24146721-241 46899-241 46962 File: Russian_PMK-3_Gas_Mask.jpg (131 KB, 399x600) >Some say he is sustained by a diet of only vodka and dog food Others say he interrogated a KGB agent using only a Hello Kitty plushie His name is Sergei

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No.29210857 1 hour ago JPG 201.4 KiB 960x720 >Ukrainian soldiers often communicate with off-the-shelf Motorola walkie-talkies, sharing frequencies with their enemies. The two sides sometime taunt each other over the open airwaves. you will never shitpost on the airwaves against vatniks http://dailysignal.com/2016/03/09/war-is-my-life-a- journey-along-the-front-lines-in-ukraine/ 5 replies No.29211049 1 hour ago be vatnik in observation post with boris ukrop sniper takes off boris' head hear over his walkie talkie eat shid f----- shudda seen ur face >cyka blyaat Such is life
No.29210857 1 hour ago JPG 201.4 KiB 960x720 >Ukrainian soldiers often communicate with off-the-shelf Motorola walkie-talkies, sharing frequencies with their enemies. The two sides sometime taunt each other over the open airwaves. you will never shitpost on the airwaves against vatniks http://dailysignal.com/2016/03/09/war-is-my-life-a- journey-along-the-front-lines-in-ukraine/ 5 replies No.29211049 1 hour ago be vatnik in observation post with boris ukrop sniper takes off boris' head hear over his walkie talkie eat shid f----- shudda seen ur face >cyka blyaat Such is life

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File: 12717485 824771654296107 g (54 KB, 612x871) ■ Anonymous 02/15/16 Mon 23:24:09 No.28943205 ト 2228943221>2289432242228943239>>28943350 >22894352322289435342228943548 2228944197 >>28945761 This is the new brass cased hollow point 12 gauge shotgun shell by Oath Ammo. It can expand 2.5" iterally the size af a fist. Would you kindly identify this round please? Anonymous 02/15/16(Mon)23:26:18 No.28943221 It appears to be the new brass-cased hollow point 12 gauge shotgun shell by Oath Ammo, OP Anonymous 02/15/16(Mon)23:26:30 No.28943224 G2 Research R.I.P Anonymous 02/15/16(Mon)23:26:54 No.28943229 File: penis.ipg (156 KB, 1920x1080) Anonymous 02/15/16(Mon)23:28:05 No.28943239 it's the new 12717485x824771654296107 cal bullet by jpg industries >> Anonymous 02/15/16(Mon)23:28:14 No.28943243 2228943354 >2.5" >literally the size of a fist maybe a child's fist Anonymous 02/15/16(Mon)23:37:39 No.28943350 >>28943205 (OP) This is the new brass cased hollow point 12 gauge shotgun shell by Oath Ammo. It can expand 2.5", literally the size of a fist. ■ Anonymous 02/15/16 Mon 23:38:00 No. 28943354 22289433742 28943379 >>28943380 >228943396 >>28943402 >>28943554 >>28944004 >>28946266 >>28943243 l still wouldn't want a child's fist in me Anonymous 02/15/16(Mon)23:39:46 No.28943374 File 00868 110041983331842 (25 KB, 667x670) This just got really weird.
File: 12717485 824771654296107 g (54 KB, 612x871) ■ Anonymous 02/15/16 Mon 23:24:09 No.28943205 ト 2228943221>2289432242228943239>>28943350 >22894352322289435342228943548 2228944197 >>28945761 This is the new brass cased hollow point 12 gauge shotgun shell by Oath Ammo. It can expand 2.5" iterally the size af a fist. Would you kindly identify this round please? Anonymous 02/15/16(Mon)23:26:18 No.28943221 It appears to be the new brass-cased hollow point 12 gauge shotgun shell by Oath Ammo, OP Anonymous 02/15/16(Mon)23:26:30 No.28943224 G2 Research R.I.P Anonymous 02/15/16(Mon)23:26:54 No.28943229 File: penis.ipg (156 KB, 1920x1080) Anonymous 02/15/16(Mon)23:28:05 No.28943239 it's the new 12717485x824771654296107 cal bullet by jpg industries >> Anonymous 02/15/16(Mon)23:28:14 No.28943243 2228943354 >2.5" >literally the size of a fist maybe a child's fist Anonymous 02/15/16(Mon)23:37:39 No.28943350 >>28943205 (OP) This is the new brass cased hollow point 12 gauge shotgun shell by Oath Ammo. It can expand 2.5", literally the size of a fist. ■ Anonymous 02/15/16 Mon 23:38:00 No. 28943354 22289433742 28943379 >>28943380 >228943396 >>28943402 >>28943554 >>28944004 >>28946266 >>28943243 l still wouldn't want a child's fist in me Anonymous 02/15/16(Mon)23:39:46 No.28943374 File 00868 110041983331842 (25 KB, 667x670) This just got really weird.

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>> ■ Anonymous 05/08/16(Sun)18:56:43 No.29879454 >229879564 >29879394 cop stops tinkering with the gun at the counter, stares me down and says "guns are bad" I used to do this as an MP but with stupid s--- >Rakes are dangerous Balloons are dangerous Straws are dangerous While slapping it out of said persons hand. Only did it to people i knew or people i out ranked. >Private ive gotten before walks out of the shoppete with some smoothie king >He sees me walking towards him >Just turns and f------ books it Ran after him, both of us in uniform, past a command group walking out of a little bbq shop >Private yelling "I JUST F------ BOUGHT THIS" Me behind him screaming "SMOOTHIE KING CAN BE FATAL"
>> ■ Anonymous 05/08/16(Sun)18:56:43 No.29879454 >229879564 >29879394 cop stops tinkering with the gun at the counter, stares me down and says "guns are bad" I used to do this as an MP but with stupid s--- >Rakes are dangerous Balloons are dangerous Straws are dangerous While slapping it out of said persons hand. Only did it to people i knew or people i out ranked. >Private ive gotten before walks out of the shoppete with some smoothie king >He sees me walking towards him >Just turns and f------ books it Ran after him, both of us in uniform, past a command group walking out of a little bbq shop >Private yelling "I JUST F------ BOUGHT THIS" Me behind him screaming "SMOOTHIE KING CAN BE FATAL"

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Anonymous Sun May 11 00:15:22 2014 No.21141819 Quoted by: >>21141858 P> >NFA weapons are almost strictly banned from being used in self defense not true there is no line of "using this gun is legal but now it isn't" the legal test is: are you immediately in fear of your life? yes? then you are good to go. breaking and entering in nearly all parts of the country into a private residence immediately precludes (via affirmative defense) any reasonable doubt. the prosecution has to prove there was malicious intent somehow, the defense doesn't have to prove anything ive used a DD in self defense and other than having it in police lock up for a month, i got it back just fine and never spent more than a few hours in jail Anonymous Sun May 11 00:19:20 2014 No.21141858 Quoted by: >>21141876 >>21141895 21141819 i've used a DD in self defense did you throw a stick of dynamite at them? >> □ Anonymous Sun May 11 00:23:24 2014 No.21141895 Quoted by: >>21141911 P> no, i used a Barrett M82A2. it was the only thing handy since i was bore sighting a scope in the garage and the three guys in a pickup plowed into my porclh >> □ Anonymous Sun May 11 00:25:58 2014 No.21141911 Quoted by: >>21141974>>21142010 21141895 what kind of s----- state considers a.50 BMG rifle a DD? and how the hell did you get a M 82A2? >> □ Anonymous Sun May 11 00:32:29 2014 No.21141974 Quoted by: >>21142015>>21142271 s> i bought the M82A2 in 1989 or so for aroun $5500. it was used as a show piece at gunshows for a long while. i sold that thing for major cash in the late 90's and bought a new house it wasn't .50 BMG. 20mm single shot upper. Anonymous Sun May 11 00:36:21 2014 No.21142015 File: 50 KB, 228x392, 1387870928491.jpg View samel (googlel Quoted by: >>21142046 21141974 >someone on /k/ has defended themselves with a 20mm HOW BIG WAS THE EXIT WOUND □ Anonymous Sun May 11 00:39:24 2014 No.21142046 Quoted by: >>21142077>21142121 21142015 no idea, honestly. he didn't have much of a torso left. i was deafened and concussed with bleeding ears and a perforated eardrum. the other two tried running but were caught like a day later i'll never do that again i stick with handguns now for SD. never underestimate sound levels indoors
Anonymous Sun May 11 00:15:22 2014 No.21141819 Quoted by: >>21141858 P> >NFA weapons are almost strictly banned from being used in self defense not true there is no line of "using this gun is legal but now it isn't" the legal test is: are you immediately in fear of your life? yes? then you are good to go. breaking and entering in nearly all parts of the country into a private residence immediately precludes (via affirmative defense) any reasonable doubt. the prosecution has to prove there was malicious intent somehow, the defense doesn't have to prove anything ive used a DD in self defense and other than having it in police lock up for a month, i got it back just fine and never spent more than a few hours in jail Anonymous Sun May 11 00:19:20 2014 No.21141858 Quoted by: >>21141876 >>21141895 21141819 i've used a DD in self defense did you throw a stick of dynamite at them? >> □ Anonymous Sun May 11 00:23:24 2014 No.21141895 Quoted by: >>21141911 P> no, i used a Barrett M82A2. it was the only thing handy since i was bore sighting a scope in the garage and the three guys in a pickup plowed into my porclh >> □ Anonymous Sun May 11 00:25:58 2014 No.21141911 Quoted by: >>21141974>>21142010 21141895 what kind of s----- state considers a.50 BMG rifle a DD? and how the hell did you get a M 82A2? >> □ Anonymous Sun May 11 00:32:29 2014 No.21141974 Quoted by: >>21142015>>21142271 s> i bought the M82A2 in 1989 or so for aroun $5500. it was used as a show piece at gunshows for a long while. i sold that thing for major cash in the late 90's and bought a new house it wasn't .50 BMG. 20mm single shot upper. Anonymous Sun May 11 00:36:21 2014 No.21142015 File: 50 KB, 228x392, 1387870928491.jpg View samel (googlel Quoted by: >>21142046 21141974 >someone on /k/ has defended themselves with a 20mm HOW BIG WAS THE EXIT WOUND □ Anonymous Sun May 11 00:39:24 2014 No.21142046 Quoted by: >>21142077>21142121 21142015 no idea, honestly. he didn't have much of a torso left. i was deafened and concussed with bleeding ears and a perforated eardrum. the other two tried running but were caught like a day later i'll never do that again i stick with handguns now for SD. never underestimate sound levels indoors

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(74 KB, 720x589, 1369372009477.jpg) Anonymous 06/26/13(Wed)21:34 No.16913466 Replies: 16913503169148131691521416915467 1691555316916013 www.policeone.com/police-heroes/articles/6199620-Why-one-cop-carries-145-rounds-of-ammo-on-the-job/ >Cop puts 14 round center of mass >n----- still doesn't go down takes 3 head shots >45 confirmed for no stoppan powah Is this real life? King !IH08YFUnx18C 06/26/13(Wed)21:37 No. 169 13503 Replies: 2216914865 346 Or is just fantasy? And adrenaline is one hell of a drug □ Anonymous 06/26/13(Wed)23:10 No. 16914865 Replies: >>169148882216914891 >>16915538 >16913503 It's what happens when you're caught in a landslide □ Anonymous 06/26/13(Wed)23:12 No. 16914888 Replies: 2216914907 >>16915538 16914865 There's no escape from this reality □ Anonymous 06/26/13(Wed)23:13 No.169 14907 Replies: >>16915030 >21691 5538 16914888 You just gotta open your eyes, /k/omrades □ Anonymous 06/26/13(Wed)23:22 No. 1691 5030 Replies: >>1691 51352216915538 >16914907 You have to look down your sights and see □ Anonymous 06/26/13(Wed)23:29 No. 1691 5135 Replies: >>169152082216915538 P> Im just a poorfag, no gunz are sent to me □ Anonymous 06/26/13(Wed)23:34 No. 16915208 Replies: 22169152452216915538 16915135 because it's easy come, easy go. aim a little high, or a little low □ Anonymous 06/26/13(Wed)23:37 No.169 15245 Replies: >>16915274 2216915538 16915208 any way the wind blows, always affects the target and me, and meee □ Anonymous 06/26/13(Wed)23:39 No. 1691 5274 Replies: >>16915308221691 55382216915591 16915245 | see a little silhouetto of Kebab Scaramouch, scaramouch will you do the Mozambique Drill! Anonymous 06/27/13(Thu)00:04 No. 1691 5591 Replies: 2216915625 obrez is so frightning Muzzle flash like lightning PING □ Anonymous 06/27/13(Thu)00:07 No. 16915625 Replies: 2216915670 A CARCANO a carcano A CARCANO a carcano How full auto? ATF pls go! □ Anonymous 06/27/13(Thu)00:10 No. 1691 5670 Replies: >2169156762216915807 P> Im just a poorfag, not alot of money Just a little poorfag, which gun is for me? buy yourself a nugget, clean the cosmoline! □ Anonymous 06/27/13(Thu)00:19 No.1691 5807 Replies: 2216915861 16915670 want a gun, which? dont know What caliber to buy bro? 9 M M - NO! no one hit killing though. MORE AMMO! THEN .40 - LOL! enjoy your glocknade bro! MORE AMMO 45 then? - WOAH! muh stoppin powah, yo! MORE AMMO! □ Anonymous 06/27/13(Thu)00:22 No.1691 5861 Replies: 2216915963 Oh Michael Vining, Michael Vining, Are we operating now? Dianne Feinstein Has a gun law set aside for meeeee For meeeeeeee □ Anonymous 06/27/13(Thu)00:29 No. 1691 5963 Replies: >>16916009 2216916037 2216916082 So you think that in SHTF I would die? So you think you can tell me what pistol to buy? Oooooh this day/k/are! why dont you just leave us, Day/k/are! just gotta get ouuuut! Way too much tinfoiling and fear! □ Anonymous 06/27/13(Thu)00:34 No.16916037 File: 1372307676930 png-(215 KB, 500x410, Freddie-Mercury.png) too poor to pay for new gear all those trips will see Now its just my Mosin... aaaand
(74 KB, 720x589, 1369372009477.jpg) Anonymous 06/26/13(Wed)21:34 No.16913466 Replies: 16913503169148131691521416915467 1691555316916013 www.policeone.com/police-heroes/articles/6199620-Why-one-cop-carries-145-rounds-of-ammo-on-the-job/ >Cop puts 14 round center of mass >n----- still doesn't go down takes 3 head shots >45 confirmed for no stoppan powah Is this real life? King !IH08YFUnx18C 06/26/13(Wed)21:37 No. 169 13503 Replies: 2216914865 346 Or is just fantasy? And adrenaline is one hell of a drug □ Anonymous 06/26/13(Wed)23:10 No. 16914865 Replies: >>169148882216914891 >>16915538 >16913503 It's what happens when you're caught in a landslide □ Anonymous 06/26/13(Wed)23:12 No. 16914888 Replies: 2216914907 >>16915538 16914865 There's no escape from this reality □ Anonymous 06/26/13(Wed)23:13 No.169 14907 Replies: >>16915030 >21691 5538 16914888 You just gotta open your eyes, /k/omrades □ Anonymous 06/26/13(Wed)23:22 No. 1691 5030 Replies: >>1691 51352216915538 >16914907 You have to look down your sights and see □ Anonymous 06/26/13(Wed)23:29 No. 1691 5135 Replies: >>169152082216915538 P> Im just a poorfag, no gunz are sent to me □ Anonymous 06/26/13(Wed)23:34 No. 16915208 Replies: 22169152452216915538 16915135 because it's easy come, easy go. aim a little high, or a little low □ Anonymous 06/26/13(Wed)23:37 No.169 15245 Replies: >>16915274 2216915538 16915208 any way the wind blows, always affects the target and me, and meee □ Anonymous 06/26/13(Wed)23:39 No. 1691 5274 Replies: >>16915308221691 55382216915591 16915245 | see a little silhouetto of Kebab Scaramouch, scaramouch will you do the Mozambique Drill! Anonymous 06/27/13(Thu)00:04 No. 1691 5591 Replies: 2216915625 obrez is so frightning Muzzle flash like lightning PING □ Anonymous 06/27/13(Thu)00:07 No. 16915625 Replies: 2216915670 A CARCANO a carcano A CARCANO a carcano How full auto? ATF pls go! □ Anonymous 06/27/13(Thu)00:10 No. 1691 5670 Replies: >2169156762216915807 P> Im just a poorfag, not alot of money Just a little poorfag, which gun is for me? buy yourself a nugget, clean the cosmoline! □ Anonymous 06/27/13(Thu)00:19 No.1691 5807 Replies: 2216915861 16915670 want a gun, which? dont know What caliber to buy bro? 9 M M - NO! no one hit killing though. MORE AMMO! THEN .40 - LOL! enjoy your glocknade bro! MORE AMMO 45 then? - WOAH! muh stoppin powah, yo! MORE AMMO! □ Anonymous 06/27/13(Thu)00:22 No.1691 5861 Replies: 2216915963 Oh Michael Vining, Michael Vining, Are we operating now? Dianne Feinstein Has a gun law set aside for meeeee For meeeeeeee □ Anonymous 06/27/13(Thu)00:29 No. 1691 5963 Replies: >>16916009 2216916037 2216916082 So you think that in SHTF I would die? So you think you can tell me what pistol to buy? Oooooh this day/k/are! why dont you just leave us, Day/k/are! just gotta get ouuuut! Way too much tinfoiling and fear! □ Anonymous 06/27/13(Thu)00:34 No.16916037 File: 1372307676930 png-(215 KB, 500x410, Freddie-Mercury.png) too poor to pay for new gear all those trips will see Now its just my Mosin... aaaand

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#NOMOREGUNS

Hey antigun crowd, whats it like knowing that I'm walking the streets of your city carrying this beast? This is a Mach 20 Childdozer. Note the babytracking scope I have added as well as the cop killer rounds this puppy carries in its assault clips. It even has a sleek peacecrusher tactical genocide blinder on the bottom. Just to make sure my target gets the message I even added the Sonic Boom sound enhancer to ensure that every 1st grader in the city is permanently scarred by the mere sound of this gun going off Pic Related. Its the ChildDozer
Hey antigun crowd, whats it like knowing that I'm walking the streets of your city carrying this beast? This is a Mach 20 Childdozer. Note the babytracking scope I have added as well as the cop killer rounds this puppy carries in its assault clips. It even has a sleek peacecrusher tactical genocide blinder on the bottom. Just to make sure my target gets the message I even added the Sonic Boom sound enhancer to ensure that every 1st grader in the city is permanently scarred by the mere sound of this gun going off Pic Related. Its the ChildDozer

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Brady Campaign To Prevent Gun Violence GUIDE TO GUNS This device of destruction ( desidgnated m1 Grand) was designed by a scotish p-------- in the dungeons of draculas castle. the Grand was designed to be a light weight anti tank cannon that can be utilized by anyone who is evil enough to touch it. this weapon fires a 3006 MM armor piercing Incendiary cartridge that can penetrate up to 60 inches of ar500 steel, it can hold 9 of these rounds at a time in an Mblock magazine which is housed in the clip of the rifle. when the 12th round is fired the magizine ejects automatically and sends a deafenig *PING* sound through the air which would tempereraly peralize the enemyuntil the operator reloaded the gun. today these weapons are available at any gas station or toys r' us. please, help us stop this madness!
Brady Campaign To Prevent Gun Violence GUIDE TO GUNS This device of destruction ( desidgnated m1 Grand) was designed by a scotish p-------- in the dungeons of draculas castle. the Grand was designed to be a light weight anti tank cannon that can be utilized by anyone who is evil enough to touch it. this weapon fires a 3006 MM armor piercing Incendiary cartridge that can penetrate up to 60 inches of ar500 steel, it can hold 9 of these rounds at a time in an Mblock magazine which is housed in the clip of the rifle. when the 12th round is fired the magizine ejects automatically and sends a deafenig *PING* sound through the air which would tempereraly peralize the enemyuntil the operator reloaded the gun. today these weapons are available at any gas station or toys r' us. please, help us stop this madness!

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non stop warfare

A Wild Land Whale Appears...

圖Anonymous 04 20/13(Sat)06.20 No. 15896409(リ>>15896442 >> 15896479 >>15896509 Some OC here, a bit long, so bear with me >At friends large farm where we gear up and shoot all sorts of firearms around the property every weekend >Decide to go out with tacticool gear on and practice reloading on the move from vests/etc n the process of operatin, when friends friends mom comes barreling down the long driveway up the trailer on the middle of the woods >decide its best to just go see whats up instead of continuing return to trailer and walk around to the front where she is parked >a wild land walrus appears! >She stares at us as we come around the cormer with plate carriers, helmets, and nifles > Can we help you Mrs. Anon? "..WHAT THE F--- DO YOU THINK YOURE DOING ANONS?" >"Excuse me?" >You look like a paramilitary AlQaeda group, how dare you do this, if you weren't family (we aren't) I would have you immediately arrested! >This is our property Mrs. Anon" > Give me those things before you kill someone!" Land walrus takes off towards me in front Reaches out and grabs my ar-15 mmediately drop mag while telling her its loaded and to back the f--- off >Land walrus ignored your orders, land walrus uses grab firearm >Friends stand there idiotically watching this unfold >Attempt to eject round before land walrus acquires object she knows jack s--- about>Safety was on, but in the process of getting assaulted by 400 pounds of soccer mom apparently got knocked off >she grabs the trigger and ound goes off into passenger window "WHAT THE F--- IS WRONG WITH YOU ANON, THATS IT, I AM CALLING THE POLICE" >Power waddles back to car while I sit there in "w-- just happened" mode >Walk up to her and take phone from her Land walrus starts balling callin to shoot her >All of my wat >Attempt to rationally explain that what she did was idiotic and that as its our property, what we do on it is of no concern to her g me mentally unstable and begging me not Anonymous 04/20/13(Sapo6:32 No. 15896479 [▼] >>15896509 >>15896540 TRIED TO SHOOT ME WHEN I TRIED TO HELP YOU, THIS IS WHY WE DON'T NEED GUNS IN THIS COUNTRY" >Gets into car and leaves without her phone Decide after that episode enough is enough and call it a night. As we pack everything into the trailer and call my friends dad to warn him of the shitstorm that just happens he unloads more b------- on us "Hey anons, what happened?? She came barreling in here bawling about how you shot at herl She says she called the police on you and that shes sorry.. >All of my rage We sit out on porch of trailer waiting for deputy derp to come check on us In no time, 2 squad cars barreling down like its been another 9/11 >Get out with sidearms out and draw down on us >"Officers, we are unarmed and are no threat to you. We have done nothing wrong. >"Mrs. Anon said she pulled in to check up on you and you fired at her." >2 Deputies begin walking up and busting out handcuffs >At this time woman comes barreling down road damn near swerving off the road Slams on breaks and gets out of the car screaming "THATS HIM OFFICER, TAKES HIS GUNS AWAY FROM HIM, HES DANGEROUS One officer turns around and asks her to stay back She pushes arm aside and walks right into our trailer >Promptly emerges with my ar in hand with finger on the trigger waves it at the cops while wailing THIS IS IT RIGHT HERE Shitstorm erupts Olficers curently cuffing us tuin and body slam her into parch ailng hilarious cow falling overesque sound Land walrus screaming, flailing, and bawling like a c--- while they double handcuff her (lost count of how many handcuffs were used that day) Begin to explain to officer one the whole story Cuts me off with "But what about her shot out window" and points to vehicle was getting to that... She tried to take the firearm away from me and it AD'd" See the f----- smirk as he imagines her molesting me for the AR Anonymous 04/20/13(Sat)06:42 No. 15896540 [ ▼ ] 2215896557 >Sit in handcuffs for extended period of time while he documents the entire scenario >Typical asking of what I am doing out here and why I was shooting outside > "Just practicing officer, this is our land." >"Oh... this isnt hers?" >Fast forward to him calling friends uncle who owns the land and confirms >Land walrus still cuffed Well how do you want to proceed from here?" > Listen, she is a friends mom officer, but please, can you get her the hell out of here?" >/popcorn as 3 of the 4 officers attempt to drag the land walrus crying and going a------ to the car >She starts wind milling... backhands officer across the head and starts grabbing onto him >Taserl Taserl Taserl" Wild Land Walrus feinted >Officers remove her from property and we decide to call it a night >Wake up in the moming and land walruses son calls asking me why his mom came home so f----- up in the morning >She still hates me and calls me a terrorist child killer to this day Still to this day. I cannot fathom how someone could be so f------ dumb
圖Anonymous 04 20/13(Sat)06.20 No. 15896409(リ>>15896442 >> 15896479 >>15896509 Some OC here, a bit long, so bear with me >At friends large farm where we gear up and shoot all sorts of firearms around the property every weekend >Decide to go out with tacticool gear on and practice reloading on the move from vests/etc n the process of operatin, when friends friends mom comes barreling down the long driveway up the trailer on the middle of the woods >decide its best to just go see whats up instead of continuing return to trailer and walk around to the front where she is parked >a wild land walrus appears! >She stares at us as we come around the cormer with plate carriers, helmets, and nifles > Can we help you Mrs. Anon? "..WHAT THE F--- DO YOU THINK YOURE DOING ANONS?" >"Excuse me?" >You look like a paramilitary AlQaeda group, how dare you do this, if you weren't family (we aren't) I would have you immediately arrested! >This is our property Mrs. Anon" > Give me those things before you kill someone!" Land walrus takes off towards me in front Reaches out and grabs my ar-15 mmediately drop mag while telling her its loaded and to back the f--- off >Land walrus ignored your orders, land walrus uses grab firearm >Friends stand there idiotically watching this unfold >Attempt to eject round before land walrus acquires object she knows jack s--- about>Safety was on, but in the process of getting assaulted by 400 pounds of soccer mom apparently got knocked off >she grabs the trigger and ound goes off into passenger window "WHAT THE F--- IS WRONG WITH YOU ANON, THATS IT, I AM CALLING THE POLICE" >Power waddles back to car while I sit there in "w-- just happened" mode >Walk up to her and take phone from her Land walrus starts balling callin to shoot her >All of my wat >Attempt to rationally explain that what she did was idiotic and that as its our property, what we do on it is of no concern to her g me mentally unstable and begging me not Anonymous 04/20/13(Sapo6:32 No. 15896479 [▼] >>15896509 >>15896540 TRIED TO SHOOT ME WHEN I TRIED TO HELP YOU, THIS IS WHY WE DON'T NEED GUNS IN THIS COUNTRY" >Gets into car and leaves without her phone Decide after that episode enough is enough and call it a night. As we pack everything into the trailer and call my friends dad to warn him of the shitstorm that just happens he unloads more b------- on us "Hey anons, what happened?? She came barreling in here bawling about how you shot at herl She says she called the police on you and that shes sorry.. >All of my rage We sit out on porch of trailer waiting for deputy derp to come check on us In no time, 2 squad cars barreling down like its been another 9/11 >Get out with sidearms out and draw down on us >"Officers, we are unarmed and are no threat to you. We have done nothing wrong. >"Mrs. Anon said she pulled in to check up on you and you fired at her." >2 Deputies begin walking up and busting out handcuffs >At this time woman comes barreling down road damn near swerving off the road Slams on breaks and gets out of the car screaming "THATS HIM OFFICER, TAKES HIS GUNS AWAY FROM HIM, HES DANGEROUS One officer turns around and asks her to stay back She pushes arm aside and walks right into our trailer >Promptly emerges with my ar in hand with finger on the trigger waves it at the cops while wailing THIS IS IT RIGHT HERE Shitstorm erupts Olficers curently cuffing us tuin and body slam her into parch ailng hilarious cow falling overesque sound Land walrus screaming, flailing, and bawling like a c--- while they double handcuff her (lost count of how many handcuffs were used that day) Begin to explain to officer one the whole story Cuts me off with "But what about her shot out window" and points to vehicle was getting to that... She tried to take the firearm away from me and it AD'd" See the f----- smirk as he imagines her molesting me for the AR Anonymous 04/20/13(Sat)06:42 No. 15896540 [ ▼ ] 2215896557 >Sit in handcuffs for extended period of time while he documents the entire scenario >Typical asking of what I am doing out here and why I was shooting outside > "Just practicing officer, this is our land." >"Oh... this isnt hers?" >Fast forward to him calling friends uncle who owns the land and confirms >Land walrus still cuffed Well how do you want to proceed from here?" > Listen, she is a friends mom officer, but please, can you get her the hell out of here?" >/popcorn as 3 of the 4 officers attempt to drag the land walrus crying and going a------ to the car >She starts wind milling... backhands officer across the head and starts grabbing onto him >Taserl Taserl Taserl" Wild Land Walrus feinted >Officers remove her from property and we decide to call it a night >Wake up in the moming and land walruses son calls asking me why his mom came home so f----- up in the morning >She still hates me and calls me a terrorist child killer to this day Still to this day. I cannot fathom how someone could be so f------ dumb

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Pickle Pwned

■ Anonymous 10/06/15(Tue)04:28:59 No.27476212トー27476221 >>27476243ー27476250 File: whoaipg (29 KB, 547x748) 27476573 27476596 I weaponized gravel. >got bored and had $50 to blow >bought PVC and parts for a potato gun >ends up fuckhueg, think the size of a Panzerfaust without the blast shield but like a foot longer weak point is the breach hatch at the rear >decide that if anyone's around, "BACKBLAST CLEAR" is a valid idea the first few firings started to get adventurous >steel wool slugs, sabots made of rebar and sheet metal (wish I took photos) reach a point where this thing requires hearing protection >louder than the nugget made a wax slug for my potato gun out of gravel and a s----- candle was gonna shoot it at a sign that got knocked over >a f------ crow kept crashing into the bedroom window >sprayed it with paint to try and drive it off, pecked at the goddamn window for an hour it'd leave and come back peckpeckpeckpeck >son of a bitch was half-pink so I know it was the same bird >get an idea >Wile E. Coyote-tier idea, but an idea wake up one morning, before the pecking begins know it comes in from the north >post up on the balcony armed with my artillery and butane Pit's 8 AM in a thunderstorm, nobody'll notice the sound of ghetto artillery then I see it about 200 yards out, flapping about >quickly unscrew the rear, load my slug >dump a bit more fuel than needed into the firing chamber >quickly reseal >wait until I can see it >honestly just intend to scare it off, gravel loses its velocity at 65m and it'll break up past like 15m >I know this because I tested it before, plus gravel just isn't that dense >fully intend to just pepper it with rocks so it f---- off >it comes in to 100 yards >shoulder, kneel "BACKBLAST CLEAR" KABOOM >much louder than normal shots, overfueled it world goes into slomo the crow's at 80 meters the shell just left the barrel >can see pumpkinspice flying it gets to 60 meters out abruptly the shell breaks up into a 2 wall of death the crow abruptly turns into the result of throwing hamburger meat at a tennis racket mfw
■ Anonymous 10/06/15(Tue)04:28:59 No.27476212トー27476221 >>27476243ー27476250 File: whoaipg (29 KB, 547x748) 27476573 27476596 I weaponized gravel. >got bored and had $50 to blow >bought PVC and parts for a potato gun >ends up fuckhueg, think the size of a Panzerfaust without the blast shield but like a foot longer weak point is the breach hatch at the rear >decide that if anyone's around, "BACKBLAST CLEAR" is a valid idea the first few firings started to get adventurous >steel wool slugs, sabots made of rebar and sheet metal (wish I took photos) reach a point where this thing requires hearing protection >louder than the nugget made a wax slug for my potato gun out of gravel and a s----- candle was gonna shoot it at a sign that got knocked over >a f------ crow kept crashing into the bedroom window >sprayed it with paint to try and drive it off, pecked at the goddamn window for an hour it'd leave and come back peckpeckpeckpeck >son of a bitch was half-pink so I know it was the same bird >get an idea >Wile E. Coyote-tier idea, but an idea wake up one morning, before the pecking begins know it comes in from the north >post up on the balcony armed with my artillery and butane Pit's 8 AM in a thunderstorm, nobody'll notice the sound of ghetto artillery then I see it about 200 yards out, flapping about >quickly unscrew the rear, load my slug >dump a bit more fuel than needed into the firing chamber >quickly reseal >wait until I can see it >honestly just intend to scare it off, gravel loses its velocity at 65m and it'll break up past like 15m >I know this because I tested it before, plus gravel just isn't that dense >fully intend to just pepper it with rocks so it f---- off >it comes in to 100 yards >shoulder, kneel "BACKBLAST CLEAR" KABOOM >much louder than normal shots, overfueled it world goes into slomo the crow's at 80 meters the shell just left the barrel >can see pumpkinspice flying it gets to 60 meters out abruptly the shell breaks up into a 2 wall of death the crow abruptly turns into the result of throwing hamburger meat at a tennis racket mfw

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crow a magical place

Keep Shooting Marshmallow Man

-Anonymous 06/11/14(Wed)12:38:36 No.21529813 >>21530143 >boolitproof safety blanket This is just phenominally retarded, I honestly don't want to even believe it's real I mean, you remember those backpacks with kevlar inlays? They were dumb, sure, but they could concievably defend a kid from some hypothetical freak taking a potshot at them from behind, but what the f--- stops an active shooter from just pulling the blanket off and shooting them? And s---, what if he snags them and wraps himself in them? Now you have a bunch of kids that died a stupid death because of a stupid product, and a shooter that's now armored. Congratulations, inventor, your idea would do NOTHING at best, or make everything so much more terrible in the worst of cases Anonymous 06/11/14(Wed)12:56:48 No.21529918 >>21530290 >>21527359 1000 dollaridoos for this Alright, whoever is trying to push this is very clearly a snakeoil salesman Anonymous 06/11/14(Wed)13:40:14 No.21 530143、 >>215302 10 >>2153 1501 >>21535562 >>21529813 h-------- that's funny. Now I'm imagining a guy that looks like an orange colored stay-puft marshmallow man from ghostbusters walking around shooting chilluns and laughing a deep HO HO HO as he camo-duct-tapes more and more blankets to himself, growing in both size and power level >> Anonymous 06/11/14(Wed)13:53:46 No.21530210 File: 1400598657881.png (152 KB, 600x488) >>21530143 Golden. Anonymous 06/11/14(Wed)17:28:36 No.21531501 >>21530143 >CHOOSE, CHOOSE THE FORM OF THE DESTRUCTOR
-Anonymous 06/11/14(Wed)12:38:36 No.21529813 >>21530143 >boolitproof safety blanket This is just phenominally retarded, I honestly don't want to even believe it's real I mean, you remember those backpacks with kevlar inlays? They were dumb, sure, but they could concievably defend a kid from some hypothetical freak taking a potshot at them from behind, but what the f--- stops an active shooter from just pulling the blanket off and shooting them? And s---, what if he snags them and wraps himself in them? Now you have a bunch of kids that died a stupid death because of a stupid product, and a shooter that's now armored. Congratulations, inventor, your idea would do NOTHING at best, or make everything so much more terrible in the worst of cases Anonymous 06/11/14(Wed)12:56:48 No.21529918 >>21530290 >>21527359 1000 dollaridoos for this Alright, whoever is trying to push this is very clearly a snakeoil salesman Anonymous 06/11/14(Wed)13:40:14 No.21 530143、 >>215302 10 >>2153 1501 >>21535562 >>21529813 h-------- that's funny. Now I'm imagining a guy that looks like an orange colored stay-puft marshmallow man from ghostbusters walking around shooting chilluns and laughing a deep HO HO HO as he camo-duct-tapes more and more blankets to himself, growing in both size and power level >> Anonymous 06/11/14(Wed)13:53:46 No.21530210 File: 1400598657881.png (152 KB, 600x488) >>21530143 Golden. Anonymous 06/11/14(Wed)17:28:36 No.21531501 >>21530143 >CHOOSE, CHOOSE THE FORM OF THE DESTRUCTOR

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gunstore story

Anonymous 09/08/13(Sun)12:24:56 No. 17900044 [▼| >17900208 >>17900263 >>17900277 2217900366 Anonymous 09/08/13(Sun)11:48:19 No. 17899537 >>17899590 >217899734 >>17899738 >>17900134 PERFECTLY I got a story for you guys, ill keep posting if anyone is interested ive been doing his job for a long time now,and I was a cop before that, so I think its safe to say ive see my fair share of s---.This thing at the school was aful, and it hould be talked about to see howwe can prevent another. knowedge is hands down the best weapon you'll ever have, but the news reports, they dont teach anyone, they scare people. like that minivan parade of shame that waddled through here. theyre scared and I dont blame them. those reporters focus on this but they dont talk about anything else. and thats dangerous. people hear how a dangerous man got ahold of somthing powerful and did somthing bad and they think getting rid of it would end it. wrong. regardless of any law it would have happened and taking the choice of gun ownership doesnt always make people safer. but they dont want to hear it. they dont want pretty little blond. couldt have been more than 25. 55 maybe 110 lbs soaking wet. and a nice shiner to match her purple dress. ve seen these before. abusive father,brother,husband,ect and I want a gun. now, you know me I give her the whole saftey speech it isnt for show, if you carry youre aso carrying the repsonsibility of that firearm. are you sure you want this" she says yes. and signs up for the me f------ jo >before this I worked at burger king,so anything would have been an improvement syou start in the back loading shelves,orginizing merchandise and stuff >you start in the back, and eventually work your way up to the front (sales) position 「about people like rebecca lve been doin this along time, and there was this one girl ill always remember i was teaching firearms saftey courses and in walks this stock boy class.next week shes there, front and center. listens to everything we teach, takes the tests and does great. overtime we got pretty close.nothing like THAT though. I was already enganged and was too old for her anyway.but she started telling me why she was here. abusive boyfriend.typical. A trucker,back when this town was flooded with them. and they had the same routine. maybe he drank to much, maybe he partied to much but they would find somthin to fight about. somtines it didnt escalate.. .and somtimes it did. and he'd smack her around like ragdol bro >most guys in their 30s, some former law enforcement, military,or gunsmiths he boss is this guy named eddie about 55,retired cop, coolest guy ever if hickock45 had a brother I. Anonymous 09/08/13(Sun)12:40:39 No 17900277[▼]>>17900305 >>17900457>>17900462 >>17900466317900497 fred's face png (76 KB, 280x200) google indb she'd run out and stary at a friends house. he come crawling back like a leech the nextday. "babby im sorry, ive got problems but im aware of that now. il get help and all the b-------. the boy didnt need no help or hugs n kisses. he needed a good kick in the ass. well one night, they fight again. and it gets violent...again. olny this time it goes overboard, even for him. domestics will escalate overtime if not treated. like a sickness. He punches her and her head bounces like a basketball off the fridge.I trip to the ER,5 stiches and a cop waiting in the waitingroom later, and mr chivalry is going to court. and its and over >everyone looks sick (and no its not just because of the incoming shitstorm, we were also upset that children died) but, we were also aware that yes, a shitstorm was brewing lots of nervous wispering conversations about what might happen, maybe some of us will get fired cause of lack of sales,ect the same old s---. I need help, dad was mean to me, I can change". . panzy. well, we had this bleeding heart jury that fell for it.again, a kick in the ass will do wonders,but who am I to say. he goes to jail for a few months and gets parolled early for good behavior. group threapy,said he's go to a halfway house and all that. that why shes here. he's getting out soon and shes petrified of the reprucsions of standing up for herself. I can still see her eyes, that thousand yard stare soldiers get, when she told me this. said how "everything goes out the window.being a proud women, selfresepct,all the crap she leamed in school. its as simple as this man is bigger than me and wants to hurt me. I hope I dont get it to be this time and can get away." said it was like being a puppet. So we go out and pick her out a pink .38. shot it and she loved it. you could see her confidnece coming back. she leaves the storeand im all fuzzy and warm and s--- then the next day she's back...with her family im eddie tells us that nothings going to happen, just do or jobs and hell deal with the reporters when they come you can bet >same for the the next 4 days line of 4 cars (two minvans, and suv and a minicooper) parked outside >automatically I knwo where this is going. boy if looks could kill. theyre shooting daggers through their eyes at me and shes in front looking embarrased. and I was right. "How f------ dare you give my daughter a murder weapon" his actual words mind you. "WHO do you think you are, she,s not responsible enough. what if it goes off in the house. what if she accidnetly shoots herself with it? huh then what? are you going to pay for her hospital visit" I swear kid, I had to literally bit my tounge and not say well, did you pay for her last one?" man, if I could go back..but yeah you ge the idea. her father,sister and two friends march through my store like it was f------ Omaha beach trying toraise all kinds of hell. I tried explaing to them that she was qualified, in fact more than qualified to own a firearm. she had done everything legally and was one of his best students. but they didnt want to hear, they had the police and locked doors to keep them safe. guns were just asking for trouble and anyone that had one was dangerous or compensating. gotta love when they use that one. two of my workers come over and distract them and I pull her aside. I tell her "look, its YOUR choice. not theirs if they dont like it, well theyre not the ones with your boyfriend. she thanks me, but said since he went to jail, she had moved back in with them. so it really wasnt up to her. their house, their rules."but do me a favor, hold on to it unti I get my feet back under me. would you?" I tell her of course. Her boyfriend get out of jail...and about a week that after he kills her Anonymous 09/08/13(Sun)12:00:48 No.17899738] 17899771 17899805 2217899833 217900804 east LOOK AT THIS, HOW DARE YOU WORK HERE WHAT IF THEY WERE YOU CHILLUNS YOU F------ REDNECKS IM GONNA WRITE A LETTER TO THE MAYOR, THATS WHAT ILL DO AND SHUT THIS PACE DOWN BECSUE SOMEONE NEEDS TO DO SOMTHING employees are trying to calm them down, customers are trying to debate them "BUT YOU OWN A GUN" yeah and you own an suv, my buddy was killed by a drunk driver with one. you shouldt have it. besides the only one to blame is that freaks mother. if evrything Ive heard is true, she knew here son had probls and left her guns the they dont rebuttle, but go on how were monsters i am a man ipg (16 KB, 300x195) google igd b eddie comes out, tells them to piss off or hes calling th cops they stand outside and "protest until its starts raining and leave over the next few days they try to protest a little more after that the news reportes come he had gotten piss drunk one night in "celebration" and had gone to her parents house when she was home alone, tried to make amends. not the best idea to say your a changed man and show up drunk. She tells him she doesnt want to hear it and to f--- off. gets him outside and locks the doors. This pisses him of. so much so, that he kicks in the door and does what he's naturally done woth every other argument between the two of them. smacks here around a bit and lands one punch to hard and it was all over. A buddy of man was a patrol cop, first on scene. said the plcae was so trashed they though i was a break in at first. found her in the bathroom. punched her in the nose so hard in must of drove it back into he brain. bastard. he tried to get out of town,stole their car. he didnt make it more than the e we f------ go other side of town. the report said he put up one hell of a fight" and thats why he had the crap kicked out him before he was putin the patrol car. Funny thing is, some witnesses said he was so drunk he could barley walk, let alone fight. huh, reports can be a funny thing. wel her family comes on tv the nexy day. crocidle tears and and a whole lot of blame for eveyone. its the plice, they didnt respond fast enough" "is the prison system, they failed him can you believe that? they even ahd an excuse for their daughters murderer. the system failed HIM. God forbid he takes responsibility for his own actions like a grown man. But yeah, thats pretty much it. the town moved going into everyone gunstore around trying to see "our point of view" o get guns (when they found out it wasnt, they didnt use that) life finally ask "so why do you do what you do, even in light of the awful gun tragedy?" eddie "because their is a whole other side to this that no ones knows, because you dumbasses dont publish what you dont like to hear. not kindly leave my goddamn store These things we sell, are so controversial. Theyre tools. they serve no other purpose than to kill or put holes in somthing. thats it. but its depends on either whos on the other end of the barrel or the trigger. these poor kids, thats was a tragedy that should be discussed. but so was rebecca, and she never gets a word in the news Anonymous 0908/13(Sun)12:08:56 No.178998331 2217899864 217899878 2217899900 217899908 2217899923 2217899973 2217900044 I Anonymous 09/08/13(Sun)13.28:00 No. 17900892[ 221790100522179010482217901136 . (43 KB, 159x200) google igdb >later on store is close to closing >im staying after late to do sme extra work and get some extra cash in the back doing inventory, eddie shows up with some coffee > "sorry you had to see that kid, and sorry you came here during such a s----- time >"what, no. I love it here. you guys are the best people ive worked for >he laughs "yeah, we try to keep things fun around here. it doesnt seem like work when you enjoy it and thats just as dangerous. people assuming someone else is going to swoop in and save them. I dont know what would have happened if she had her gun. maybe he would have used it against her and it wouldnt have mattered. or maybe she would still be here. I DO know that she felt safer with a firearm and was defenseless when she died. and no one, has any night to make that choice for another person I asked him why he didnt tell the reporter this and he said "Oh I have. plenty of times to plenty of different reporters. youd think it would catch on after a while. but it doesnt, and THAT is why I do what I do. there were a few other rebeccas after the first one and fortuently their stories have better endings this hey eddie, I wasnt gonna say anytihng, but what did you mean when you said "a whole differet story?"to that news guy" e sighs, and pulls u "you want to hear a story kid, then pull up a chair, those boxes arent going anywhere" I left that place after 3 years. worked my way up to the counter and even helped a few people with some first choices. who knows, maybe even a rebecca or two. I recently just signed up for the Police academy, which can be >h murder to mention on here but I dont care. I know my spelling sucks and many of you think this is fake, but I dont care. through all the threads of zombies and shtf and famas, I thought you'd all like to hear a different reason t be two
Anonymous 09/08/13(Sun)12:24:56 No. 17900044 [▼| >17900208 >>17900263 >>17900277 2217900366 Anonymous 09/08/13(Sun)11:48:19 No. 17899537 >>17899590 >217899734 >>17899738 >>17900134 PERFECTLY I got a story for you guys, ill keep posting if anyone is interested ive been doing his job for a long time now,and I was a cop before that, so I think its safe to say ive see my fair share of s---.This thing at the school was aful, and it hould be talked about to see howwe can prevent another. knowedge is hands down the best weapon you'll ever have, but the news reports, they dont teach anyone, they scare people. like that minivan parade of shame that waddled through here. theyre scared and I dont blame them. those reporters focus on this but they dont talk about anything else. and thats dangerous. people hear how a dangerous man got ahold of somthing powerful and did somthing bad and they think getting rid of it would end it. wrong. regardless of any law it would have happened and taking the choice of gun ownership doesnt always make people safer. but they dont want to hear it. they dont want pretty little blond. couldt have been more than 25. 55 maybe 110 lbs soaking wet. and a nice shiner to match her purple dress. ve seen these before. abusive father,brother,husband,ect and I want a gun. now, you know me I give her the whole saftey speech it isnt for show, if you carry youre aso carrying the repsonsibility of that firearm. are you sure you want this" she says yes. and signs up for the me f------ jo >before this I worked at burger king,so anything would have been an improvement syou start in the back loading shelves,orginizing merchandise and stuff >you start in the back, and eventually work your way up to the front (sales) position 「about people like rebecca lve been doin this along time, and there was this one girl ill always remember i was teaching firearms saftey courses and in walks this stock boy class.next week shes there, front and center. listens to everything we teach, takes the tests and does great. overtime we got pretty close.nothing like THAT though. I was already enganged and was too old for her anyway.but she started telling me why she was here. abusive boyfriend.typical. A trucker,back when this town was flooded with them. and they had the same routine. maybe he drank to much, maybe he partied to much but they would find somthin to fight about. somtines it didnt escalate.. .and somtimes it did. and he'd smack her around like ragdol bro >most guys in their 30s, some former law enforcement, military,or gunsmiths he boss is this guy named eddie about 55,retired cop, coolest guy ever if hickock45 had a brother I. Anonymous 09/08/13(Sun)12:40:39 No 17900277[▼]>>17900305 >>17900457>>17900462 >>17900466317900497 fred's face png (76 KB, 280x200) google indb she'd run out and stary at a friends house. he come crawling back like a leech the nextday. "babby im sorry, ive got problems but im aware of that now. il get help and all the b-------. the boy didnt need no help or hugs n kisses. he needed a good kick in the ass. well one night, they fight again. and it gets violent...again. olny this time it goes overboard, even for him. domestics will escalate overtime if not treated. like a sickness. He punches her and her head bounces like a basketball off the fridge.I trip to the ER,5 stiches and a cop waiting in the waitingroom later, and mr chivalry is going to court. and its and over >everyone looks sick (and no its not just because of the incoming shitstorm, we were also upset that children died) but, we were also aware that yes, a shitstorm was brewing lots of nervous wispering conversations about what might happen, maybe some of us will get fired cause of lack of sales,ect the same old s---. I need help, dad was mean to me, I can change". . panzy. well, we had this bleeding heart jury that fell for it.again, a kick in the ass will do wonders,but who am I to say. he goes to jail for a few months and gets parolled early for good behavior. group threapy,said he's go to a halfway house and all that. that why shes here. he's getting out soon and shes petrified of the reprucsions of standing up for herself. I can still see her eyes, that thousand yard stare soldiers get, when she told me this. said how "everything goes out the window.being a proud women, selfresepct,all the crap she leamed in school. its as simple as this man is bigger than me and wants to hurt me. I hope I dont get it to be this time and can get away." said it was like being a puppet. So we go out and pick her out a pink .38. shot it and she loved it. you could see her confidnece coming back. she leaves the storeand im all fuzzy and warm and s--- then the next day she's back...with her family im eddie tells us that nothings going to happen, just do or jobs and hell deal with the reporters when they come you can bet >same for the the next 4 days line of 4 cars (two minvans, and suv and a minicooper) parked outside >automatically I knwo where this is going. boy if looks could kill. theyre shooting daggers through their eyes at me and shes in front looking embarrased. and I was right. "How f------ dare you give my daughter a murder weapon" his actual words mind you. "WHO do you think you are, she,s not responsible enough. what if it goes off in the house. what if she accidnetly shoots herself with it? huh then what? are you going to pay for her hospital visit" I swear kid, I had to literally bit my tounge and not say well, did you pay for her last one?" man, if I could go back..but yeah you ge the idea. her father,sister and two friends march through my store like it was f------ Omaha beach trying toraise all kinds of hell. I tried explaing to them that she was qualified, in fact more than qualified to own a firearm. she had done everything legally and was one of his best students. but they didnt want to hear, they had the police and locked doors to keep them safe. guns were just asking for trouble and anyone that had one was dangerous or compensating. gotta love when they use that one. two of my workers come over and distract them and I pull her aside. I tell her "look, its YOUR choice. not theirs if they dont like it, well theyre not the ones with your boyfriend. she thanks me, but said since he went to jail, she had moved back in with them. so it really wasnt up to her. their house, their rules."but do me a favor, hold on to it unti I get my feet back under me. would you?" I tell her of course. Her boyfriend get out of jail...and about a week that after he kills her Anonymous 09/08/13(Sun)12:00:48 No.17899738] 17899771 17899805 2217899833 217900804 east LOOK AT THIS, HOW DARE YOU WORK HERE WHAT IF THEY WERE YOU CHILLUNS YOU F------ REDNECKS IM GONNA WRITE A LETTER TO THE MAYOR, THATS WHAT ILL DO AND SHUT THIS PACE DOWN BECSUE SOMEONE NEEDS TO DO SOMTHING employees are trying to calm them down, customers are trying to debate them "BUT YOU OWN A GUN" yeah and you own an suv, my buddy was killed by a drunk driver with one. you shouldt have it. besides the only one to blame is that freaks mother. if evrything Ive heard is true, she knew here son had probls and left her guns the they dont rebuttle, but go on how were monsters i am a man ipg (16 KB, 300x195) google igd b eddie comes out, tells them to piss off or hes calling th cops they stand outside and "protest until its starts raining and leave over the next few days they try to protest a little more after that the news reportes come he had gotten piss drunk one night in "celebration" and had gone to her parents house when she was home alone, tried to make amends. not the best idea to say your a changed man and show up drunk. She tells him she doesnt want to hear it and to f--- off. gets him outside and locks the doors. This pisses him of. so much so, that he kicks in the door and does what he's naturally done woth every other argument between the two of them. smacks here around a bit and lands one punch to hard and it was all over. A buddy of man was a patrol cop, first on scene. said the plcae was so trashed they though i was a break in at first. found her in the bathroom. punched her in the nose so hard in must of drove it back into he brain. bastard. he tried to get out of town,stole their car. he didnt make it more than the e we f------ go other side of town. the report said he put up one hell of a fight" and thats why he had the crap kicked out him before he was putin the patrol car. Funny thing is, some witnesses said he was so drunk he could barley walk, let alone fight. huh, reports can be a funny thing. wel her family comes on tv the nexy day. crocidle tears and and a whole lot of blame for eveyone. its the plice, they didnt respond fast enough" "is the prison system, they failed him can you believe that? they even ahd an excuse for their daughters murderer. the system failed HIM. God forbid he takes responsibility for his own actions like a grown man. But yeah, thats pretty much it. the town moved going into everyone gunstore around trying to see "our point of view" o get guns (when they found out it wasnt, they didnt use that) life finally ask "so why do you do what you do, even in light of the awful gun tragedy?" eddie "because their is a whole other side to this that no ones knows, because you dumbasses dont publish what you dont like to hear. not kindly leave my goddamn store These things we sell, are so controversial. Theyre tools. they serve no other purpose than to kill or put holes in somthing. thats it. but its depends on either whos on the other end of the barrel or the trigger. these poor kids, thats was a tragedy that should be discussed. but so was rebecca, and she never gets a word in the news Anonymous 0908/13(Sun)12:08:56 No.178998331 2217899864 217899878 2217899900 217899908 2217899923 2217899973 2217900044 I Anonymous 09/08/13(Sun)13.28:00 No. 17900892[ 221790100522179010482217901136 . (43 KB, 159x200) google igdb >later on store is close to closing >im staying after late to do sme extra work and get some extra cash in the back doing inventory, eddie shows up with some coffee > "sorry you had to see that kid, and sorry you came here during such a s----- time >"what, no. I love it here. you guys are the best people ive worked for >he laughs "yeah, we try to keep things fun around here. it doesnt seem like work when you enjoy it and thats just as dangerous. people assuming someone else is going to swoop in and save them. I dont know what would have happened if she had her gun. maybe he would have used it against her and it wouldnt have mattered. or maybe she would still be here. I DO know that she felt safer with a firearm and was defenseless when she died. and no one, has any night to make that choice for another person I asked him why he didnt tell the reporter this and he said "Oh I have. plenty of times to plenty of different reporters. youd think it would catch on after a while. but it doesnt, and THAT is why I do what I do. there were a few other rebeccas after the first one and fortuently their stories have better endings this hey eddie, I wasnt gonna say anytihng, but what did you mean when you said "a whole differet story?"to that news guy" e sighs, and pulls u "you want to hear a story kid, then pull up a chair, those boxes arent going anywhere" I left that place after 3 years. worked my way up to the counter and even helped a few people with some first choices. who knows, maybe even a rebecca or two. I recently just signed up for the Police academy, which can be >h murder to mention on here but I dont care. I know my spelling sucks and many of you think this is fake, but I dont care. through all the threads of zombies and shtf and famas, I thought you'd all like to hear a different reason t be two

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Anonymous 03/22/16(Tue)17:23:39 No.29341721 File: WOW.gif (64 KB, 500x200) 2934212429342754>2934293029343834 29344045 2935035729353348 2935378929354018 2935411529359942 onna base in Australia in 20XX >omw to vehicle bays at like 0500 for first parade > gotta walk in 2's +3's so i'm w/battle buddy, I was right marker, which means I have to salute any rank, greet anyone NCO walks past us. etc. etc > in the dark see some dude in strange uniform, looks ceremonial but its hard to tell, its not first light yet > think to myself "lolwhatever he's probably some PNG guy here being trained or sumfin" > as we get closer I decide I had better greet him incase an NCO see's me being a jack c--- and doing the wrong thing "gday c--- howsitgoing?" > before he can reply, I shoot back a quick "yeah f------ top stuff mate, have a good one!" to try and get it over and done with quickly > after dismissal at the end of the day I get a Charge/Disciplinary action form handed to me > sergeant screaming down my throat for a solid 45 minutes, RSM calls me to his office > turns out he wasn't a PNG dude > he was a 4 star General from American Army here on joint ex preparation > mfw called a foreign general "C---" and then turned my back to him and walked away gday c--- howsitgoing? my a------ was stuffed with countless pineapples from the rank for the rest of the month Anonymous 03/22/16(Tue)17:40:43 No.29341802 >29341721 Spoopy Anonymous 03/22/16(Tue)18:59:30 No.29342124·2229342332 File: 1456192415370.png (807 KB, 982x980) Have a good one! Holy f--- n----- Yeah f------ top stuff mate □ Anonymous 03/23/16(Wed)22:12:53 No.29354115 File: 1453562056063.ipg (22 KB, 340x340) You are an inspiration to ausfags everywhere L Anonymous 03/23, 13(Wed)"8:33:31 No.29353348-、 LATER jesus christ us 03/23/16(Wed)02:29:51 No.29344045 File: yellow guy laffin jpg (162 KB, 1462x1462) 4 star General from American Army 329341721 Disciplinary action
Anonymous 03/22/16(Tue)17:23:39 No.29341721 File: WOW.gif (64 KB, 500x200) 2934212429342754>2934293029343834 29344045 2935035729353348 2935378929354018 2935411529359942 onna base in Australia in 20XX >omw to vehicle bays at like 0500 for first parade > gotta walk in 2's +3's so i'm w/battle buddy, I was right marker, which means I have to salute any rank, greet anyone NCO walks past us. etc. etc > in the dark see some dude in strange uniform, looks ceremonial but its hard to tell, its not first light yet > think to myself "lolwhatever he's probably some PNG guy here being trained or sumfin" > as we get closer I decide I had better greet him incase an NCO see's me being a jack c--- and doing the wrong thing "gday c--- howsitgoing?" > before he can reply, I shoot back a quick "yeah f------ top stuff mate, have a good one!" to try and get it over and done with quickly > after dismissal at the end of the day I get a Charge/Disciplinary action form handed to me > sergeant screaming down my throat for a solid 45 minutes, RSM calls me to his office > turns out he wasn't a PNG dude > he was a 4 star General from American Army here on joint ex preparation > mfw called a foreign general "C---" and then turned my back to him and walked away gday c--- howsitgoing? my a------ was stuffed with countless pineapples from the rank for the rest of the month Anonymous 03/22/16(Tue)17:40:43 No.29341802 >29341721 Spoopy Anonymous 03/22/16(Tue)18:59:30 No.29342124·2229342332 File: 1456192415370.png (807 KB, 982x980) Have a good one! Holy f--- n----- Yeah f------ top stuff mate □ Anonymous 03/23/16(Wed)22:12:53 No.29354115 File: 1453562056063.ipg (22 KB, 340x340) You are an inspiration to ausfags everywhere L Anonymous 03/23, 13(Wed)"8:33:31 No.29353348-、 LATER jesus christ us 03/23/16(Wed)02:29:51 No.29344045 File: yellow guy laffin jpg (162 KB, 1462x1462) 4 star General from American Army 329341721 Disciplinary action

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