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File: 1394635459916 ing-(1.72 MB, 2100x1500, 1394400938845 jpg) O Saigallarine lgy f0y2Rq 03/12/14(Wed09 44 UTC-5 No 20367891 Reples k/ Has aquired a Nitmitz Class Carrier what do we fill it with and what do we do with it? >daily gun 2036790 20367巡>>20367967M2 367996m2 368229-20368352-20368384 Anonymous 03/12/14(Wed)09:46 UTC-5 No 20367902 Reples 쯔20367920,-2036793?-20367976 Well we better pray that at least a handful of /kommandos have leamed to operate and service a nuclear reactor while watching uppote in their moms Anonymous 03/12/14(Ned)10:41 UTC-5 No. 20368263 Replies ,-20368225,-20388314쯔 The /k/arrier 1 part Snow Crash raft part F--- yeah Sealand 3 parts lets shoot some pirates 1 part 'who put this kiddie 2 parts why are the walls of the officer's mess covered in spraypaint and semen 3 parts why didnt anyone bring qt3 the fight deck GFs 対he/krew are restless It has been three days since we last sank a somali pirate foat la and we've been banned from making port-of-call in Madagascar, India, and the Seychelles Islands after our recent debaucherous visits there that left walls full of ND'd bullet holes and every prostitute within 20 miles of port seeking deportation or retirement 3As the Λ /aptain, I'm also concerned because our XO has recently fabricated a / it out of loaded Nugget food str pper clips and wears nothing else. The XO has also taken to defecating on the fight deck and smearing his feces into pictures of boobs, penises, or firearms The /krew are equally disturbed, I have taken reports from section chiefs that some of the enlisted sailors have begun wearing nothing but war paint, and entertain themselves by attaching unused machinery to the steam catapult just to launch it off of the flight deck Anonymous 03/12/14(Wed)11:45 UTC-5 No.20368806 Repies: 220388840 2 20388844 both /k/aptains log, the Our unruly /'rew is beginning to work as a team. Aside from a few accidental deaths from misuse of the steam catapult, and falling off the flight deck while drunk, operations are relatively safe and Earlier this week, in the interest of acquiring more ull retard A Cs to enjoy. we hosted his em nent excellence Kim Jong-. on the /ka er His entourage included many military and scence o cers that were interested in /karrier operations, and wanted a full spec sheet & the opportunity for further study, in the hopes of reverse-engineering our beloved ship On day two, after a p ate meeting with our stil /kilt wear ng XO, tree MI 12's ful of best Korean qt3 14's were greeted on the flight deck. The entire /krew aside from a skeleton element requ ed for continung ops were treated to a very nice, impressively choreographed qt3.14 drill &ceremony performance >Unfortunately, while we secured 6 full armed Hind-D's and 5500 Kalashnikovs and 500,000 rounds of ammunition, keeping the qt3.14's would have required hosting Kim-Jong l permanently to get him away from his fat prick with missiles' son, Kim Jong Un. He intends to fake his death, apparently Anonymous 03/12/14(Wed)11:50 UTC-5 No.20368853 Repies: 220388912 220388913 >Operation /k/rusade is in full swing. With the air support spearheaded by the Hind-D gunships& other improvised 'air technicaf Helicopters (which includes a Shithook, in which our weapons officer somehow found a way to safely mount a short barreled 105mm howitzer, with twin MK19's on either side as door guns. This shithook unsurprising has the callsign da kkia we have enjoyed considerable success establishing a beachhead and maintaining air superionity over the various skinnies, bhats, and whatever else continue to harass & pirate in the region. Recovering any trophies or artifa/k/ts from the Black Hawk Down incident is also of considerable interest and our second-line ground teams have weaponeer detachments to recover & salvage any technicals and support arms Anonymous 03/12/14(Wed)11:57 UTC-5 No.20368912 265 > peration Λ1r sade has been a resounding success All operational prate skiffs & ships have either been captured or scuttled, and the military infrastructure and warlord elements the port coast of Somalia have been decimated. we e established a landside base with a Λ/ontingen to maintain port security & act as a new base o operations. W thin a couple weeks I hope to gradually increase the /k/ontingent on land, but that will depend on their ability to stop taking pictures and making a meme competition for jungle t---' and 'national geographic t------' that apparently abound absolutely unrestrained in the fegion re placed our senior Russian ex-pat, Major han Chesnekov, n Λ/ommand of the Λ/ontingent as his seaside manner has detenorated greatly and his typically-coherent rantings against the desecration of Russian & warsaw-pact firearms frequently tum into Russian-accented incoherent screaming in high seas, or whenever his shipboard Vodka still mailifunctions or produces a questionable batch of hooch. Ive ordered the still moved landside as a resul Anonymous 03/12/14(Wed)12:07 UTC-5 No.20369012 289 >/k/aptains log, the Following the repeated AAR's on Operation /k/rusade, our higher leadership meeting, at the drunken insistence of our XO, expanded to include outlining a plan for, as the XO inimitably put it, a "PHASE M------------ DEUCE" to Operation /krusade >Several potential targets & AO's were discussed, but leading our prospects of both the opportunity for unmitigated violence and visiting said violence upon the most deserving examples of humanity ran prevailed as the leading choice over Los Angeles in a heated debate > e sail for the Persian Gulf after Vodka supplies are reple shed onboard, and we get our new y acq red Typhoon class Submarine Λ1nstened and fully 0 erational to serve as a on ard observer or The /k/rew's moral could not be higher, as following the successful Operation/k/rusade, a nightly /karaoke competition in the main mess hall has gained a great deal of populanity, though the Seet- wide broadcast of the / araoke contest resulted in numerous and suspiciously deliberate a its found in shipboard PA's after a South /korean gunner's mate performed a rendition of Manah karey's Anonymous 03/12/14(Wed)12:18 UTC-5 No 20369097 >/kaptains log, the Λ/arner, day 291 /k/orrection to day 289's entry: I suspiciously used the word 'moral accidentally instead of moralle. Not sure if spellcheck accident, and not sure if my PC's becoming ironicaly self-aware >Morals, as an overall concept, are quite nebulous within the fleet and even onboard the /k/arnier. I hear reports from section chiefs where /k/rew will come to blows (as in the swinging fists kind, not the applied with lips and vacuum kind) when debating whether or not the traps among the /k/rew are the better lays' than the trans members of the /k/rew. Strangely, the inclusion of natural XXX- chromosome females in the discussion was never noted, and the XO laughed when I mentioned it, and loudly proclaimed THERE ARE NO GIRLS IN THE FLOATILLA. I reminded him of our enduring search for at least one authentic girl for the sake of affirmative action, his Chesnekov-vodka fueled retort was a rapidly delivered and very angry-sounding rant about ponies, glitter, and f------ onesell In other news, a Λ/ontainer ship recently joined the floatilla after being declared unser ceable in its ho ne port of Singapore, and it oined the fleet after abs onding with its entire pay oad, which, fortunately, included dozens of conexes of Red Bull, Mountain Dew, Tabasco flavored Slim Jims, and women's lingerie >/kaptains log, the /k/arner, day 315 Operation "PHASE M------------ DEUCE/k/rusade has been a resounding success. By skirting the various no-fly zones, we've successfully mobilized forward infantry elements with our fleet of Hind-D's and shithooks without a single operational loss in deployment. A close call was had by the support shithook gunship da/kk/a when the 105mm was fired at too low an altitude, and almost caused it to crash. When asked about the target engaged, the weapon's officer, CW2 /k/rabs, insisted the 105mm be used against the BMP's and other lightly mechanized Iranian Kebab Infantry resistance because F--- those guys. Following the removal of much kebab, all personnel and assets were successfully extra/k/ted before Iranian F14's and other aircraft could be scrambled to intercept, and all safely arrived inside the safety zone of the /k/arriers CWIS systems. Tragically, despite all attempts to the contrary, we could not /k/apture an Iranian F14 for our resident Top Gun./k/apturing an Iranian F14 remainsa primary objective of O By day 320, we hope to be re-mobilizing to travel through the Suez canal and commence removal of Albanian and Serbian/kebab in Phase Ill Anonymous 03/12/14(Wed)10:49 UTC-5 No.20368327 Replies: 2220388438 220388442 346 /k/aptians log. T >After nearly a full year at sea, the crew have finally become a cohesive, efficient machine >With the XO's new leadership, we now collect all of the ship's human waste in a tank that can feed any of four specifically adapted water cannons on the sides of the vessel to repel attempted arrier without >The lead weapons officer has also developed a rotary point defense weapon from eight nugget barrels that is fed nugget food via PKM belts that became plentiful after the hugely successfull landside >The constant influx o volunteer / ew have permitted me to become rather selective o who we take on board. To my absolute surprise, there's actually at least one non-trans female on lki that requested duty here as a radar officer. Every other female onboard is either trans or a trap. I am not sure the crew has even noticed Anonymous 03/12/14(Wed)12:33 UTC-5 No.20369246 //aptains log, the >The O and Major Chesneko have hatched the most danng, and most meaning ul operation ever day 377 oposed to the /kommando floatilla, the Λ a ture and subsequent on-board relocation of the Sympathetic assets in the area of the /k/ube have been contacted, as this raid will r equire plainclothes civilian assistance for a total distraction if it has any chance to succeed The crux of the plan relies on stealth and avoidance of contact and weapons usage. As ironic as that seems, it is critical if we are to successfully abs/k/ond with the /k/ube without attracting attention to our fleet, the fleet's new proximity to the US & Canada's eastern seaboard, and of course, prevent any attempts to reclaim the /klube from us 거wo shithooks will be modified to transport the / ube, to pro de a p mary and alternate helo for main extract on the shithook gunship, da/ k/a ill support A large rainstorm is approaching the location of the /k/ube and well fly through the rainstorm to mask the sound of the shithooks as best as possible, and we'll extract the kube with carefully placed demoliton charges on the ceiling of its prison pray to the /kube's glory for the success of this mission Alex Nex Alea Anonymous 03/12/14(Wed)12:45 UTC-5 No.20369363 /k/aptains log, the -It is with the greatest regret and deepest sadness that I report the passing of one of our premier officers, Major van Chesnekow During the daring raid to recover the murder/k/ube, Major Chesnekov led the raid himself, and at the most critical part of the raid, the breaching charges to be used on the roof of the murder/k/ube's prison experienced detonator failure. Major Chesnekov, with complete disregard for his own safety, jumped from the safety of his helicopter down to the roof by throwing his AK's sling around the steel hoisting cables that were to be used to pull the piece of roof off the top of building by shithook 1, and using his AK & sling as a zip-line Knowing fully that his actions would kill him, he manually placed detcord to each breaching charge, and set off the detcord by using one hand to repeatedly swing the buttstock of his AKS-74 down on the end of it to initiate the blast, all while singing the Soviet March, and emptying a 75 round drum on full auto from his AKMSU held in his other hand Nothing remained of Major Chesnekov after the blast except for his AKMSU, and his AKS-74, both of which function perfectly and only needed to be dusted off & reloaded >Major Chesnekovs actions alone ensured the successful recovery of the /k/ube and for his gallant sacrifice of his own life for the sake of the /klube, we hereby posthumously present Major >A public memorial service will be held on the aft flight deck at 1600 ship's time. Duty weapons & Vodka for mass 21-gun salute required, blanks not required but somewhat encouraged. Anonymous 03/12/14(Wed)11:03 UTC-5 No.20368442 Repies: 22036847020368544 >/kaptains log, the /k/arner, day 485 The /karrier is now the proud flagship of an entire floatilla of /k/rew that include several previously-decommissioned soviet nuclear submarines, to include much of their former russian-speaking crew and We have two actual bilingual translation chiefs to ensure actual communication with the /k/aptains of those vessels, but communication amongst the enslited is largely done by exchanging memes >l was recently made aware of the fact that the Typhoon class sub recently /k/ristened the /k/ommunist has onboard an entire compliment of soviet nuclear sub-surface launchable ICBMs with warheads. For inexplicable reasons, the targeting computer is missing. I will work with our chief weapons officer to patch up a suitable substitute with smartphones or a garmin. The /k/rew and and vessels in our floatilla have been universally banned from making port-of-call anywhere in the westerm world, so we largely dock & resupply from various ports in the south Atlantic ndian ocean >The trans rap e na e contingent of the / re have all been reassigned to our ex-sonet m $sile criser, the Λ laptrap, and the / aptain of that essel is a ng a freddie mercury lookalike contest to celebrateh >Piracy around Somalia has completely disappeared. The /k/rew are hungry for action, so we're headed to the black sea via the Mediterranean, and hopefully will encounter an lranian Botilla on the way. The /kaptain of the /k/laptrap has bid for and claimed the nght of first engagement of any hostile hadji vessels Anonymous 03/12/14(Wed)11:15 UTC-5 No.20368544 Repies: 220388577 23 20383844 2220388889 2220388874 /k/aptains log, the The UN and most of the developed world have expressed concerm about our recent re-activation of full global nuclear capability between our Typhoon class submarine, the /k/ommunist, and the nuclear-tipped Tomahawks recently found in a Cuban port-raid that were in crates labeled 'dragon dildoes' in kakatana At their behest, we sent an emissary to represent us to the UN and have set up a Λ /onsulate in an old south brooklyn hamburger shop prenously owned by illegal bangladeshi mm grants They tried, but could not teach any of our lkiontingent there how to successfully cook a hamburger without using a flamethrower or molotov cocktails. For the moment e 0rdered our emissary to sip y occupy that building and serve only ountain drinks and bottled liquor. 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File: 1394635459916 ing-(1.72 MB, 2100x1500, 1394400938845 jpg) O Saigallarine lgy f0y2Rq 03/12/14(Wed09 44 UTC-5 No 20367891 Reples k/ Has aquired a Nitmitz Class Carrier what do we fill it with and what do we do with it? >daily gun 2036790 20367巡>>20367967M2 367996m2 368229-20368352-20368384 Anonymous 03/12/14(Wed)09:46 UTC-5 No 20367902 Reples 쯔20367920,-2036793?-20367976 Well we better pray that at least a handful of /kommandos have leamed to operate and service a nuclear reactor while watching uppote in their moms Anonymous 03/12/14(Ned)10:41 UTC-5 No. 20368263 Replies ,-20368225,-20388314쯔 The /k/arrier 1 part Snow Crash raft part F--- yeah Sealand 3 parts lets shoot some pirates 1 part 'who put this kiddie 2 parts why are the walls of the officer's mess covered in spraypaint and semen 3 parts why didnt anyone bring qt3 the fight deck GFs 対he/krew are restless It has been three days since we last sank a somali pirate foat la and we've been banned from making port-of-call in Madagascar, India, and the Seychelles Islands after our recent debaucherous visits there that left walls full of ND'd bullet holes and every prostitute within 20 miles of port seeking deportation or retirement 3As the Λ /aptain, I'm also concerned because our XO has recently fabricated a / it out of loaded Nugget food str pper clips and wears nothing else. The XO has also taken to defecating on the fight deck and smearing his feces into pictures of boobs, penises, or firearms The /krew are equally disturbed, I have taken reports from section chiefs that some of the enlisted sailors have begun wearing nothing but war paint, and entertain themselves by attaching unused machinery to the steam catapult just to launch it off of the flight deck Anonymous 03/12/14(Wed)11:45 UTC-5 No.20368806 Repies: 220388840 2 20388844 both /k/aptains log, the Our unruly /'rew is beginning to work as a team. Aside from a few accidental deaths from misuse of the steam catapult, and falling off the flight deck while drunk, operations are relatively safe and Earlier this week, in the interest of acquiring more ull retard A Cs to enjoy. we hosted his em nent excellence Kim Jong-. on the /ka er His entourage included many military and scence o cers that were interested in /karrier operations, and wanted a full spec sheet & the opportunity for further study, in the hopes of reverse-engineering our beloved ship On day two, after a p ate meeting with our stil /kilt wear ng XO, tree MI 12's ful of best Korean qt3 14's were greeted on the flight deck. The entire /krew aside from a skeleton element requ ed for continung ops were treated to a very nice, impressively choreographed qt3.14 drill &ceremony performance >Unfortunately, while we secured 6 full armed Hind-D's and 5500 Kalashnikovs and 500,000 rounds of ammunition, keeping the qt3.14's would have required hosting Kim-Jong l permanently to get him away from his fat prick with missiles' son, Kim Jong Un. He intends to fake his death, apparently Anonymous 03/12/14(Wed)11:50 UTC-5 No.20368853 Repies: 220388912 220388913 >Operation /k/rusade is in full swing. With the air support spearheaded by the Hind-D gunships& other improvised 'air technicaf Helicopters (which includes a Shithook, in which our weapons officer somehow found a way to safely mount a short barreled 105mm howitzer, with twin MK19's on either side as door guns. This shithook unsurprising has the callsign da kkia we have enjoyed considerable success establishing a beachhead and maintaining air superionity over the various skinnies, bhats, and whatever else continue to harass & pirate in the region. Recovering any trophies or artifa/k/ts from the Black Hawk Down incident is also of considerable interest and our second-line ground teams have weaponeer detachments to recover & salvage any technicals and support arms Anonymous 03/12/14(Wed)11:57 UTC-5 No.20368912 265 > peration Λ1r sade has been a resounding success All operational prate skiffs & ships have either been captured or scuttled, and the military infrastructure and warlord elements the port coast of Somalia have been decimated. we e established a landside base with a Λ/ontingen to maintain port security & act as a new base o operations. W thin a couple weeks I hope to gradually increase the /k/ontingent on land, but that will depend on their ability to stop taking pictures and making a meme competition for jungle t---' and 'national geographic t------' that apparently abound absolutely unrestrained in the fegion re placed our senior Russian ex-pat, Major han Chesnekov, n Λ/ommand of the Λ/ontingent as his seaside manner has detenorated greatly and his typically-coherent rantings against the desecration of Russian & warsaw-pact firearms frequently tum into Russian-accented incoherent screaming in high seas, or whenever his shipboard Vodka still mailifunctions or produces a questionable batch of hooch. Ive ordered the still moved landside as a resul Anonymous 03/12/14(Wed)12:07 UTC-5 No.20369012 289 >/k/aptains log, the Following the repeated AAR's on Operation /k/rusade, our higher leadership meeting, at the drunken insistence of our XO, expanded to include outlining a plan for, as the XO inimitably put it, a "PHASE M------------ DEUCE" to Operation /krusade >Several potential targets & AO's were discussed, but leading our prospects of both the opportunity for unmitigated violence and visiting said violence upon the most deserving examples of humanity ran prevailed as the leading choice over Los Angeles in a heated debate > e sail for the Persian Gulf after Vodka supplies are reple shed onboard, and we get our new y acq red Typhoon class Submarine Λ1nstened and fully 0 erational to serve as a on ard observer or The /k/rew's moral could not be higher, as following the successful Operation/k/rusade, a nightly /karaoke competition in the main mess hall has gained a great deal of populanity, though the Seet- wide broadcast of the / araoke contest resulted in numerous and suspiciously deliberate a its found in shipboard PA's after a South /korean gunner's mate performed a rendition of Manah karey's Anonymous 03/12/14(Wed)12:18 UTC-5 No 20369097 >/kaptains log, the Λ/arner, day 291 /k/orrection to day 289's entry: I suspiciously used the word 'moral accidentally instead of moralle. Not sure if spellcheck accident, and not sure if my PC's becoming ironicaly self-aware >Morals, as an overall concept, are quite nebulous within the fleet and even onboard the /k/arnier. I hear reports from section chiefs where /k/rew will come to blows (as in the swinging fists kind, not the applied with lips and vacuum kind) when debating whether or not the traps among the /k/rew are the better lays' than the trans members of the /k/rew. Strangely, the inclusion of natural XXX- chromosome females in the discussion was never noted, and the XO laughed when I mentioned it, and loudly proclaimed THERE ARE NO GIRLS IN THE FLOATILLA. I reminded him of our enduring search for at least one authentic girl for the sake of affirmative action, his Chesnekov-vodka fueled retort was a rapidly delivered and very angry-sounding rant about ponies, glitter, and f------ onesell In other news, a Λ/ontainer ship recently joined the floatilla after being declared unser ceable in its ho ne port of Singapore, and it oined the fleet after abs onding with its entire pay oad, which, fortunately, included dozens of conexes of Red Bull, Mountain Dew, Tabasco flavored Slim Jims, and women's lingerie >/kaptains log, the /k/arner, day 315 Operation "PHASE M------------ DEUCE/k/rusade has been a resounding success. By skirting the various no-fly zones, we've successfully mobilized forward infantry elements with our fleet of Hind-D's and shithooks without a single operational loss in deployment. A close call was had by the support shithook gunship da/kk/a when the 105mm was fired at too low an altitude, and almost caused it to crash. When asked about the target engaged, the weapon's officer, CW2 /k/rabs, insisted the 105mm be used against the BMP's and other lightly mechanized Iranian Kebab Infantry resistance because F--- those guys. Following the removal of much kebab, all personnel and assets were successfully extra/k/ted before Iranian F14's and other aircraft could be scrambled to intercept, and all safely arrived inside the safety zone of the /k/arriers CWIS systems. Tragically, despite all attempts to the contrary, we could not /k/apture an Iranian F14 for our resident Top Gun./k/apturing an Iranian F14 remainsa primary objective of O By day 320, we hope to be re-mobilizing to travel through the Suez canal and commence removal of Albanian and Serbian/kebab in Phase Ill Anonymous 03/12/14(Wed)10:49 UTC-5 No.20368327 Replies: 2220388438 220388442 346 /k/aptians log. T >After nearly a full year at sea, the crew have finally become a cohesive, efficient machine >With the XO's new leadership, we now collect all of the ship's human waste in a tank that can feed any of four specifically adapted water cannons on the sides of the vessel to repel attempted arrier without >The lead weapons officer has also developed a rotary point defense weapon from eight nugget barrels that is fed nugget food via PKM belts that became plentiful after the hugely successfull landside >The constant influx o volunteer / ew have permitted me to become rather selective o who we take on board. To my absolute surprise, there's actually at least one non-trans female on lki that requested duty here as a radar officer. Every other female onboard is either trans or a trap. I am not sure the crew has even noticed Anonymous 03/12/14(Wed)12:33 UTC-5 No.20369246 //aptains log, the >The O and Major Chesneko have hatched the most danng, and most meaning ul operation ever day 377 oposed to the /kommando floatilla, the Λ a ture and subsequent on-board relocation of the Sympathetic assets in the area of the /k/ube have been contacted, as this raid will r equire plainclothes civilian assistance for a total distraction if it has any chance to succeed The crux of the plan relies on stealth and avoidance of contact and weapons usage. As ironic as that seems, it is critical if we are to successfully abs/k/ond with the /k/ube without attracting attention to our fleet, the fleet's new proximity to the US & Canada's eastern seaboard, and of course, prevent any attempts to reclaim the /klube from us 거wo shithooks will be modified to transport the / ube, to pro de a p mary and alternate helo for main extract on the shithook gunship, da/ k/a ill support A large rainstorm is approaching the location of the /k/ube and well fly through the rainstorm to mask the sound of the shithooks as best as possible, and we'll extract the kube with carefully placed demoliton charges on the ceiling of its prison pray to the /kube's glory for the success of this mission Alex Nex Alea Anonymous 03/12/14(Wed)12:45 UTC-5 No.20369363 /k/aptains log, the -It is with the greatest regret and deepest sadness that I report the passing of one of our premier officers, Major van Chesnekow During the daring raid to recover the murder/k/ube, Major Chesnekov led the raid himself, and at the most critical part of the raid, the breaching charges to be used on the roof of the murder/k/ube's prison experienced detonator failure. Major Chesnekov, with complete disregard for his own safety, jumped from the safety of his helicopter down to the roof by throwing his AK's sling around the steel hoisting cables that were to be used to pull the piece of roof off the top of building by shithook 1, and using his AK & sling as a zip-line Knowing fully that his actions would kill him, he manually placed detcord to each breaching charge, and set off the detcord by using one hand to repeatedly swing the buttstock of his AKS-74 down on the end of it to initiate the blast, all while singing the Soviet March, and emptying a 75 round drum on full auto from his AKMSU held in his other hand Nothing remained of Major Chesnekov after the blast except for his AKMSU, and his AKS-74, both of which function perfectly and only needed to be dusted off & reloaded >Major Chesnekovs actions alone ensured the successful recovery of the /k/ube and for his gallant sacrifice of his own life for the sake of the /klube, we hereby posthumously present Major >A public memorial service will be held on the aft flight deck at 1600 ship's time. Duty weapons & Vodka for mass 21-gun salute required, blanks not required but somewhat encouraged. Anonymous 03/12/14(Wed)11:03 UTC-5 No.20368442 Repies: 22036847020368544 >/kaptains log, the /k/arner, day 485 The /karrier is now the proud flagship of an entire floatilla of /k/rew that include several previously-decommissioned soviet nuclear submarines, to include much of their former russian-speaking crew and We have two actual bilingual translation chiefs to ensure actual communication with the /k/aptains of those vessels, but communication amongst the enslited is largely done by exchanging memes >l was recently made aware of the fact that the Typhoon class sub recently /k/ristened the /k/ommunist has onboard an entire compliment of soviet nuclear sub-surface launchable ICBMs with warheads. For inexplicable reasons, the targeting computer is missing. I will work with our chief weapons officer to patch up a suitable substitute with smartphones or a garmin. The /k/rew and and vessels in our floatilla have been universally banned from making port-of-call anywhere in the westerm world, so we largely dock & resupply from various ports in the south Atlantic ndian ocean >The trans rap e na e contingent of the / re have all been reassigned to our ex-sonet m $sile criser, the Λ laptrap, and the / aptain of that essel is a ng a freddie mercury lookalike contest to celebrateh >Piracy around Somalia has completely disappeared. The /k/rew are hungry for action, so we're headed to the black sea via the Mediterranean, and hopefully will encounter an lranian Botilla on the way. The /kaptain of the /k/laptrap has bid for and claimed the nght of first engagement of any hostile hadji vessels Anonymous 03/12/14(Wed)11:15 UTC-5 No.20368544 Repies: 220388577 23 20383844 2220388889 2220388874 /k/aptains log, the The UN and most of the developed world have expressed concerm about our recent re-activation of full global nuclear capability between our Typhoon class submarine, the /k/ommunist, and the nuclear-tipped Tomahawks recently found in a Cuban port-raid that were in crates labeled 'dragon dildoes' in kakatana At their behest, we sent an emissary to represent us to the UN and have set up a Λ /onsulate in an old south brooklyn hamburger shop prenously owned by illegal bangladeshi mm grants They tried, but could not teach any of our lkiontingent there how to successfully cook a hamburger without using a flamethrower or molotov cocktails. For the moment e 0rdered our emissary to sip y occupy that building and serve only ountain drinks and bottled liquor. Thanks to diplomatic immunity the emissary and his Λ ontingent proudly camed a full armament o en em-worthy etard negotiations are underway to disarm, but are not expected to succeed. Still, being recognized as a nuclear power and accorded full honors despite being a flotilla of overweight unwashed& sexually deprived neckbeards, fishnet wearing traps, and alcoholic eastem european/former warsaw pact ex-pats that blather on drunkenly in their native languages when not actively shooting at something

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