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Destructive Device Defense
Uploaded by Swoot Apr 29, 2018 at 03:28AM EDT
gibs explosion bfg self defense scenario that's my purse i don't know you
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![Anonymous 08/12/14(Tue)08:24:42 No.22352309 >>22352392 2222352421 2222352510 2222352569 Where I live I barely ever have soccermom issues BUT, this one time be inna Santa Fe with my friend visiting his dad, and his dad's boyfriend ( know, but they're cool) >out at one of the outdoor type malls look over and see people with signs screaming about stuff >no idea who they are, oh well >sick of looking at shoes with two gay men, so I head off alone >go into a knife store >low and behold, they have a few holsters and stuff for sale >been CC'ing in a s----- uncomfortable holster all day >buy a nicer one >Ask store owner if I can swap out in the store as im doing this I notice a lady with a sign walking by >she glances at me and see's my gun on the counter >the cashier was going to hide it for me >but she walked by as I set it down. >Picks up her sign "OCCUPY NM" really big on it. Cont □ Anonymous 08/12/14 (Tue)08 40 45 No 22352421、2-2232465 z-22352467222 22352309 "oh boy here we go" said quite loudly to the cashier and store owner >Lady runs up "THATS ILLEGAL" >l shut my >Store owner starts off "aam, this is my store, he can have his gun in here if he wants to. Plus, he has a concealed permit" >"YOU MEAN YOU ADVOCATE PEOPLE WEAPONS?!?!? HOW DARE YO-…" >Store owner is walking away from her, face palming cashier is looking really worried "Jeff, the lady's just dumb, give her a break, stop. >"Caleb I can't deal with her in MY store messing with MY customers, LADY YOU HAVE 5 SECONDS TO GIT >I'm sitting there trying to get my new holster on as fast as I can Lady starts chanting some weird slogan about how guns kill or something, i had tuned her out [Shrieking Intensifies] SECRETLY CARRYING DEADLY must have summoned others because l >her herd had gathered outside the store >all of them could see me putting my gun in my holster >Liberalism intensifies Store owner come back and says "Lady, calm down or git, last chance. Lady screams at him, calls him a pig He raises up a mossberg 500 in full view of the crown and begins loading it. >every shell he put in he counts >click "1" click "2".. goes to five >pumps the shotgun >The woman jumps on the floor and screams for help, she's being attacked I'm standing there in shock >I tell the owner sorry but I need to go "'no this happens at least once a day since these C---- (looks and yells at lady) showed up, you go on and have a good day >walk out >crowd is yelling at me >people clawing at my side >i muscle my way through >go run to my friend "dude let's go" >"why?" >angry OCCUPY crowd marching our way >"What...the...f---...what did you even >drag him the f--- away find his dad and his bf >"Guys, c'mon, buy shoes later" >(extreme gay voice) "Por que, I was just about to model them fors mi lover >"LATER DO IT LATER" "Si, ok, so pooshy" >us 4 walk out The crowd is just yelling at us as I dive into the car □ Anonymous 08/12/14(Tue)08:50:26 No.22352484 2222352498 >>22352503 222 >22352421 >Land whale throws her sign like a frisbee and in hits the car >(extreme gay voice again) >"WHO DID THIS >friend's dad gets out >"WHO IS THE MOTHER..M------------ WHO DEED THEES slady who threw it realizes her herd has not caught up yet. "WASS IT YOU BEECH?" YOU APOLOGIZE TO MI CAR OR I CALL LA POLICE" >lady is mindfucked to no end. A gay man is mad at her, and not on her side. >She tries to run >He catches her >(gay and mexican accents intensify) YOU APOLOGISE TO LA CARRO PENCHE PUTA" >He is now dragging this land cow to the car "APOLOGIZE >Lady mumbles sorry >"NOW KEES" (pushes her face into the window) "NOW GEET OUTTA MY FACE" swe drive hom DON'T TREAD ON ME And that's why I love my friend's gay dad as much as my own dad](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/list/000/997/938/aef.jpg "/k/ meets a soccer mom in sanfran")
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