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![>> O Anonymous Sun May 11 00:15:22 2014 No.21141819 Quoted by: >>21141858 >>21139099 >NFA weapons are almost strictly banned from being used in self defense not true there is no line of "using this gun is legal but now it isn't". the legal test is: are you immediately in fear of your life? yes? then you are good to go. breaking and entering in nearly all parts of the country into a private residence immediately precludes (via affirmative defense) any reasonable doubt. the prosecution has to prove there was malicious intent somehow, the defense doesn't have to prove anything. i've used a DD in self defense and other than having it in police lock up for a month, i got it back just fine and never spent more than a few hours in jail. >> O Anonymous Sun May 11 00:19:20 2014 No.21141858 Quoted by: >>21141876 >>21141895 >>21141819 >i've used a DD in self defense did you throw a stick of dynamite at them? >> O Anonymous Sun May 11 00:23:24 2014 No.21141895 Quoted by: >>21141911 >>21141858 no, i used a Barrett M82A2. it was the only thing handy since i was bore sighting a scope in the garage and the three guys in a pickup plowed into my porch. >> O Anonymous Sun May 11 00:25:58 2014 No.21141911 Quoted by: >>21141974 >>21142010 >>21141895 what kind of s----- state considers a .50 BMG rifle a DD? and how the hell did you get a M82A2? >> O Anonymous Sun May 11 00:32:29 2014 No.21141974 Quoted by: >>21142015 >>21142271 >>21141911 i bought the M82A2 in 1989 or so for aroun $5500. it was used as a show piece at gunshows for a long while. i sold that thing for major cash in the late 90's and bought a new house. it wasn't 50 BMG. 20mm single shot upper. >> O Anonymous Sun May 11 00:36:21 2014 No.21142015 File: 50 KB, 228x392, 1387870928491.jpg [View same] [google] Quoted by: >>21142046 >>21141974 >someone on /k/ has defended themselves with a 20mm HOW BIG WAS THE EXIT WOUND > O Anonymous Sun May 11 00:39:24 2014 No.21142046 Quoted by: >>21142077 >>21142121 >>21142015 no idea, honestly. he didn't have much of a torso left. i was deafened and concussed with bleeding ears and a perforated eardrum. the other two tried running but were caught like a day later. ill never do that again - i stick with handguns now for SD. never underestimate sound levels indoors.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/list/002/148/027/6f9.jpg "Anon defends himself with a f------ cannon")
![File: 144454604094.png (430 KB, 716x632) *CONCERN* Swallowed a bullet Anonymous 07/05/22(Tue)12:04:05 No.54293204 ► >>54293211 >>54293214 >>54293218 >>54293244 >>54293261 >>54293357 >>54293361 >>54293362 >>54293387 >>54293405 >>54293505 >>54293517 >>54293540 >>54293681 >>54293691 >>54293718 >>54293874 >>54294014 >>54294186 >>54294468 >>54296150 >>54296294 >>54297322 >>54297328 >>54297354 >>54297786 >>54297854 >>54298021 >>54298536 >>54298557 >>54300168 >>54300259 >>54300983 >>54301188 >>54301405 >>54302111 >>54302132 >>54302181 >>54303112 >>54303562 >>54303827 >>54304485 >>54304601 >>54304665 >>54306716 >>54309957 ☐ Anonymous 07/05/22(Tue)12:06:10 No.54293214 ► >>54296827 >>54293204 (OP) Point your bumhole at something and s--- out like a gun. Welp, I'm a f------ retard, /k/. I went to the range today because Murika, and got home afterwards for a party. I'm up late, drunk, and decided to not let the gunk build up overnight so I was mindlessly cleaning my XD-9 and playing with a bullet between my teeth when a firework went off right outside and I swallowed instinctively. So yeah. I swallowed a 9mm FMJ 124grn. Head to the ER? Or see if it'll pass the old fashioned way? I'm a pretty healthy thirtysomething, and even with insurance ER ain't free. Anonymous 07/05/22(Tue)12:05:45 No.54293211 ► >>54293233 >>54293330 >>54293353 >>54293359 Bit worried now >>54293204 (OP) you'll s--- it out. prob absorb the same amount of lead that you had been playing with a bullet in your mouth. Anonymous 07/05/22(Tue)12:36:58 No.54293369 ► >>54293394 >>54301441 >>54302227 File: 1654716629006.jpg (17 KB, 474x266) OF S--- THE PERCER Lmao, finally a proper /k/ thread after all thos reddit pro Ukraine shills. I have 9mm,45,. 357,5.56,5.45,7.62 and 12g. Your experinece might just encourage me to give it a go (the last time i tried my friends dissuaded me and i listened to them because i was drunk af). So please dont listen to the f--- ITT and dont go to the ER try it for at least a day, keep me posted and if it goes well i will also try and take the bullet pill. Listen here OP, i have thought of trying out swallowing differnt calibers of ammunition, to see what is the largest calibre my body can tolerate. Anonymous 07/05/22(Tue)12:38:49 No.54293382 ► >>54293836 >>54302267 >>54293362 Yeah I have a dumb habit of chewing on things like pens and such. I think that's over now. So yeah. I swallowed a 9mm FMJ 124grn. Anonymous 07/05/22(Tue)12:36:16 No.54293362 ► >>54293382 >>54293204 (OP) OP HERE. I'M ALIVE. >>54303562 Tell us what the doc said >>54293204 (OP) Why did you think putting a bullet in your mouth was a good idea? Do you do this often? Anonymous 07/06/22(Wed)09:31:10 No.54303827 ► Anonymous 07/06/22(Wed)06:47:41 No.54302613 ► >>54303215 File: OP.jpg (107 KB, 1024x922) File: 1651953997326.jpg (7 KB, 228x221) S--- it out and fire it. Anonymous 07/06/22(Wed)08:53:25 No.54303570 ► >>54303590 Anonymous 07/06/22(Wed)08:52:45 No.54303562 ► >>54303570 >>54303658 >>54303897 >>54304279 >>54306381 >>54306442 >>54306779 File: 1462415787653.jpg (14 KB, 200x156) >>54304455 >pic related Anonymous 07/06/22(Wed)09:14:08 No.54303706 ► File: ray-liotta-laughing.gif (415 KB, 220x217) Anonymous 07/06/22(Wed)08:56:05 No.54303590 ► >>54303617 >>54303706 >>54303940 >>54304279 >>54306891 >>54310064 Anonymous 07/06/22(Wed)17:32:17 No.54306891 ► >>54307266 >>54310064 File: 490618514-612x612.jpg (38 KB, 440x483) Whether you believe it's me or not, don't care. Just glad it's over with. I left this thread after about an hour of posting and went to the ER. Just got home now. $600 after insurance for x-rays, activated charcoal, laxatives, overnight stay, and blood tests (one when I got there, one before discharge. So long story short I shat it out intact, and according to my last blood test looks like I'm more or less in the clear. Doc made me feel like even more of a dumbass than you guys did. No pics of the s--- covered bullet because what is wrong with you. So that's the end to this. OP's a dumbass but gets to live another day. >>54303590 >"Respectfully sir, this is one of the stupidest cases I've ever had a grown man bring on themselves in my career." >>54303590 >>54306891 Petition to bestow OP with the tripname "Bulletshitter" Anonymous 07/06/22(Wed)11:16:30 No.54304468 ► >>54304470 >>54308662 File: slowpoke.jpg (40 KB, 547x441) >>54293204 (OP) Try to join a flight, maybe you get jailed for being a IED Anonymous 07/05/22(Tue)15:53:00 No.54294186 ► >>54307724 >>54293204 (OP) OP if you have a failure to eject, you may be undergassed. You may need to start eating beans if that round doesn't come out on its own. Anonymous 07/05/22(Tue)13:06:05 No.54293517 ► >>54293805 >>54294337 File: 1640736226372.png (43 KB, 240x240) Anonymous 07/06/22(Wed)17:21:00 No.54306779 ► File: where do you think we are.webm (912 KB, 640x480)-[Close] >>54303562 >No pics of the s--- covered bullet because what is wrong with you. >>54304279 Yeah it cost a bit, but note that I'm annoyed not devastated. $600 sucks but overall it won't affect my bottom line. Where do you think we are? ☐ Anonymous 07/05/22(Tue)22:08:53 No.54297322 ▶ >>54297381 >>54302290 >>54304518 File: 1654447693173m.jpg (96 KB, 815x1024) Anonymous 07/05/22(Tue)22:15:23 No.54297381 ► >>54297982 >>54303570 After it was revealed I was perfectly fine his demeanor totally changed from concerned to annoyed. was like "Respectfully sir, this is one of the stupidest cases I've ever had a grown man bring on themselves in my career." Never going back to that Urgent Care Center as long as I live. >>54297322 >How do you like your coffee? >Loaded. Anonymous 07/06/22(Wed)11:46:55 No.54304665 ► File: 13b2c878-59b3-4451-a959-b(...).gif (1.05 MB, 400x215) >>54293242 Full cartridge, yep. >>54293204 (OP) WHY IS IT ALWAYS A F------ XD OWNER? WHY ARE ALL XD OWNERS RETARDS? >>54293204 (OP) >I'm a f------ retard >late, drunk >playing with a bullet between my teeth >I swallowed >thirtysomething HEY, FIRE IT UP! FIRE IT UP! Let's try these nightmare Everything looks exactly vision goggles the same >>54293204 (OP) AjhahahHAHAHA! Get me into the screencap! And yeah I saw it. With the laxatives it was pretty much all water and they made me s--- into this collection thingy. I actually audibly heard the round hit the plastic and it was pretty apparent in the tube. Anonymous 07/05/22(Tue)22:55:21 No.54297786 ► File: 1629006461035.gif (1.33 MB, 498x498) Anonymous 07/06/22(Wed)08:02:26 No.54303215 ► File: 1656875127379.png (3 KB, 203x217) Anonymous 07/05/22(Tue)13:43:32 No.54293681 ► File: 1406286053883.gif (1.8 MB, 324x208) Anonymous 07/06/22(Wed)00:06:23 No.54298515 ► Try using a silencer so neighbors wont find out when it hits the toilet ☐ Anonymous 07/06/22(Wed)09:42:22 No.54303897 ► >>54303927 S--- and shoot op >>54303590 >"Respectfully sir, this is one of the stupidest cases I've ever had a grown man bring on themselves in my career." Anon, you realize that your name and address will be held in that hospital files forever, with the adnotation stating something like "possible irresponsible behaviour/mental deficiency leading to self-injures". And if you are really unlucky (which you probably are, judging from this story), your file will be labeled like "Bulletshitter" or something similar for a sake of finding it quicker as a reference if somethig like your case will happen again? t. guy who was working in archiving and disposal of old medical records from ER Anonymous 07/06/22(Wed)22:39:05 No.54310064 >>54293204 (OP) Kek OP gonna die >>54303562 OP went from "bit the bullet" to "s--- the bullet" Imao Anonymous 07/06/22(Wed)09:47:16 No.54303927 ► File: 1600539135635 (1).jpg (223 KB, 1000x1232) >>54303897 >>54293233 So you didn't just swallow bullet, but the complete cartridge and the powder? Anon Anonymous 07/05/22(Tue)12:14:41 No.54293255 ► >>54293330 >>54293340 >>54293714 >>54296376 >>54301153 >>54303143 >>54304455 >>54304518 >>54306415 >>54309997 >>54310022 File: Everyday+we+drift+further(...).jpg (14 KB, 325x157) >>54302613 This will unironically tell op if the primer was comprimised and if he needs immediate chelation therapy to prevent brain damage kek there it is Anonymous 07/05/22(Tue)12:12:32 No.54293242 ► >>54293255 >>54300002 >>54301216 >>54293204 (OP) I'm sorry, OP, but you're a dead man walking. Once the bullet finds your intestines, it will send out its roots and start growing inside you. Depending on the type of bullet, you'd see different effects, but since it's a 9mm you won't feel anything at first. That is, until a new Glock Tree is growing out of your throat. I'd recommend suicide. It's the only way to avoid a very painful death. I actually audibly heard the round hit the plastic and it was pretty Anonymous 07/06/22(Wed)09:14:08 No.54303706 ► File: ray-liotta-laughing.gif (415 KB, 220x217) Anonymous 07/06/22(Wed)04:51:05 No.54301439 File: 1651777349160.jpg (288 KB, 720x720) why didnt you induce vomiting retard](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/list/002/399/274/432.png "Anon swallows a bullet by accident")
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