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Why is this on LinkedIn?

3rd+ If good men do nothing, then evil men will prevail. Request services 5h. She gets it. I'm not a marriage counselor or anything but have you tried being quiet and cooking your husband a steak? + Follow
3rd+ If good men do nothing, then evil men will prevail. Request services 5h. She gets it. I'm not a marriage counselor or anything but have you tried being quiet and cooking your husband a steak? + Follow

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No way this is real

Alex Cohen • 2nd Working on something new in healthcare 4h → + Follow At our new company, we have stopped conducting traditional interviews for new candidates. Instead, we put eight candidates at a time in an escape room and observe how they problem-solve among strangers to escape. The entire time, I'm watching every move and listening to every word from a control room. I evaluate them using a criteria matrix | paid McKinsey to develop that assesses their ability to solve problems, lead, make decisions, avoid red herrings, and communicate. For the candidate groups that successfully escape, the useless half is immediately eliminated from the interview process. If a group doesn't escape, all of them are eliminated. So far it's been working great and we've managed to hire only 10x engineers. Follow me for more hiring advice. #hiring #teamculture #interviews #candidates #careeradvice #HR GC♡ 351 85 comments • 5 reposts
Alex Cohen • 2nd Working on something new in healthcare 4h → + Follow At our new company, we have stopped conducting traditional interviews for new candidates. Instead, we put eight candidates at a time in an escape room and observe how they problem-solve among strangers to escape. The entire time, I'm watching every move and listening to every word from a control room. I evaluate them using a criteria matrix | paid McKinsey to develop that assesses their ability to solve problems, lead, make decisions, avoid red herrings, and communicate. For the candidate groups that successfully escape, the useless half is immediately eliminated from the interview process. If a group doesn't escape, all of them are eliminated. So far it's been working great and we've managed to hire only 10x engineers. Follow me for more hiring advice. #hiring #teamculture #interviews #candidates #careeradvice #HR GC♡ 351 85 comments • 5 reposts

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Friendzoned!

20 yo | Young Entrepreneur of The Year 2022 Personal... 3h- This is Ethan. I met Ethan through LinkedIn. He called me on a Sunday at 6pm to make sure I was ok. He's one of the realest ones. Who else called me to check in? Not many. Again, I met him through LinkedIn. + Follow The #POWER of this platform is immense, not only for finding #leads, or generating an income, but finding true #connections and people who think the same way... ...I now consider Ethan a close friend. Along with a couple other creators. LinkedIn, keep doing your thing.
20 yo | Young Entrepreneur of The Year 2022 Personal... 3h- This is Ethan. I met Ethan through LinkedIn. He called me on a Sunday at 6pm to make sure I was ok. He's one of the realest ones. Who else called me to check in? Not many. Again, I met him through LinkedIn. + Follow The #POWER of this platform is immense, not only for finding #leads, or generating an income, but finding true #connections and people who think the same way... ...I now consider Ethan a close friend. Along with a couple other creators. LinkedIn, keep doing your thing.

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Founder mode

Nikita Bier ❤ @nikitabier Subscribe A board member asked me why I spent $500K on a yacht and a private Diplo show. I looked them in the eye and simply said, "Founder mode." He smiled and invested $5 million more. 13:57 9/1/24 74K Views
Nikita Bier ❤ @nikitabier Subscribe A board member asked me why I spent $500K on a yacht and a private Diplo show. I looked them in the eye and simply said, "Founder mode." He smiled and invested $5 million more. 13:57 9/1/24 74K Views

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Poor kid

Scott Jeffrey Miller • 1st 8X Bestselling Author | Host of the World's Largest Weekly Leadership Podcast | Former C... Request services 1h Hey Thatcher: Forget that other 9th grade girl... you should take this Hottie to Homecoming tonight!! 28 JEFFREY DUNGAN 200
Scott Jeffrey Miller • 1st 8X Bestselling Author | Host of the World's Largest Weekly Leadership Podcast | Former C... Request services 1h Hey Thatcher: Forget that other 9th grade girl... you should take this Hottie to Homecoming tonight!! 28 JEFFREY DUNGAN 200

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Total masculinity

George Hayworth 3° e oltre . Elevating masculine leadership. 10+ years Army Officer, combat veteran. Forging Lead... 1 giorno • + Segui This account exists to teach you how to become a masculine leader. I'm a combat veteran and leader of men. I forged warriors for battle and mastered the art of leadership. Now I'm a devoted Husband and father who forges men for leadership in marriage, in fatherhood, and in business. - If you want to learn the secrets of authentic masculinity, the warrior mindset and the tools required to a strong, confident and respected leader: Follow me on X: https://lnkd.in/eRiNREe9 Vedi traduzione WORTH
George Hayworth 3° e oltre . Elevating masculine leadership. 10+ years Army Officer, combat veteran. Forging Lead... 1 giorno • + Segui This account exists to teach you how to become a masculine leader. I'm a combat veteran and leader of men. I forged warriors for battle and mastered the art of leadership. Now I'm a devoted Husband and father who forges men for leadership in marriage, in fatherhood, and in business. - If you want to learn the secrets of authentic masculinity, the warrior mindset and the tools required to a strong, confident and respected leader: Follow me on X: https://lnkd.in/eRiNREe9 Vedi traduzione WORTH

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This is insane

Posts by James James Lee · 3rd+ • + Follow ... Cold Calling Enthusiast - Talk to me about IT Services! 2h. I have one rule for our staff that WFH. They must have their webcams on with their microphones unmuted for their full shift. Its the only realistic way we can: 1) Track their toilet breaks. 2) Make sure they are not spending their working time watching adult movies. 3) Make sure they are not babout my management style to their other halves or family dogs. If they don't like the rules, they are free to work from the office. Give your employees options, then let them decide what they want to do. #wfh #options 6a 66 40 comments
Posts by James James Lee · 3rd+ • + Follow ... Cold Calling Enthusiast - Talk to me about IT Services! 2h. I have one rule for our staff that WFH. They must have their webcams on with their microphones unmuted for their full shift. Its the only realistic way we can: 1) Track their toilet breaks. 2) Make sure they are not spending their working time watching adult movies. 3) Make sure they are not babout my management style to their other halves or family dogs. If they don't like the rules, they are free to work from the office. Give your employees options, then let them decide what they want to do. #wfh #options 6a 66 40 comments

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They're onto us...

James Lee · 3rd Cold Calling Enthusiast - Tal... 2h + Follow It was never my intention to make it onto the famous lunatic thread. I had a few messages this morning pointing out my post yesterday had made the cut. What I didn't know about this lunatic sub thread is that there are so many crayon eating nut jobs that still live in their mum's basement out there. The most ironic thing about the sub thread is the name Linkedln Lunatics, when the sub thread itself is full of them. Anyway I've heard what you all think and with immediate effect banned all WFH. This guy can only think of one metric for employee success and that is attendance. Banana pants! Posts by James James Lee 3rd+ Cold Calling Enthusiast - Talk to me about IT Services! 2h- + Follow
James Lee · 3rd Cold Calling Enthusiast - Tal... 2h + Follow It was never my intention to make it onto the famous lunatic thread. I had a few messages this morning pointing out my post yesterday had made the cut. What I didn't know about this lunatic sub thread is that there are so many crayon eating nut jobs that still live in their mum's basement out there. The most ironic thing about the sub thread is the name Linkedln Lunatics, when the sub thread itself is full of them. Anyway I've heard what you all think and with immediate effect banned all WFH. This guy can only think of one metric for employee success and that is attendance. Banana pants! Posts by James James Lee 3rd+ Cold Calling Enthusiast - Talk to me about IT Services! 2h- + Follow

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You don't have to include all info

Someone put the offers they rejected on their LinkedIn University of Cambridge UNIVERSITY OF Master of Laws - LLM Rejected Offer CAMBRIDGE 2016-2016 Rejected offer received from the University of Cambridge. VERI Harvard University TAS Professional Certificate by HarvardX - TitleHLS2X: ContractsX: From Trust to Promise to Contract 2016-2016 HLS2X: ContractsX: From Trust to Promise to Contract is a course of study offered by HarvardX, an online
Someone put the offers they rejected on their LinkedIn University of Cambridge UNIVERSITY OF Master of Laws - LLM Rejected Offer CAMBRIDGE 2016-2016 Rejected offer received from the University of Cambridge. VERI Harvard University TAS Professional Certificate by HarvardX - TitleHLS2X: ContractsX: From Trust to Promise to Contract 2016-2016 HLS2X: ContractsX: From Trust to Promise to Contract is a course of study offered by HarvardX, an online

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Definitely satire

OPENTOWORK Ken Cheng. Following I want to connect with you, emotionally :) 20h ⚫ Edited⚫→ An employee asked me if he can WORK from HOME. Here's what I said. "Yes. Absolutely. I'm so glad you suggested this because you are wasting time on your commute. You can start right now." He was elated and started packing things up to leave. Me: "where are you going?" Him: "you said I could work from home." That's when I told him to come with me to the 14th floor. I led him to a converted storage closet with a single bed and a sink. This was his new home. "Sorry but you live here now. Your verbal contract is binding. Also I'll be expecting your £750 rent payment at the end of the month." Never, ever ask me if you can work from home.
OPENTOWORK Ken Cheng. Following I want to connect with you, emotionally :) 20h ⚫ Edited⚫→ An employee asked me if he can WORK from HOME. Here's what I said. "Yes. Absolutely. I'm so glad you suggested this because you are wasting time on your commute. You can start right now." He was elated and started packing things up to leave. Me: "where are you going?" Him: "you said I could work from home." That's when I told him to come with me to the 14th floor. I led him to a converted storage closet with a single bed and a sink. This was his new home. "Sorry but you live here now. Your verbal contract is binding. Also I'll be expecting your £750 rent payment at the end of the month." Never, ever ask me if you can work from home.

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Bro's in his feelings

POPENTOWORK Jonathan Tesser • 3rd+ Product Marketing and Consumer Insights Expert | Future Mental H... 1w → • + Follow I'm bitter about helping literally thousands of young professionals here, and having barely any of them reciprocate. It's a tough pill to swallow, knowing that you supported people and once they got what they wanted from you, they bounced. - So if you're wondering why I'm all about the equal and fair relationships now, know that it's because I got burned one too many times in the past. #tesstimony #networking #youngprofessional #vulnerability C2 99 25 comments • 3 reposts Like Comment Repost Send
POPENTOWORK Jonathan Tesser • 3rd+ Product Marketing and Consumer Insights Expert | Future Mental H... 1w → • + Follow I'm bitter about helping literally thousands of young professionals here, and having barely any of them reciprocate. It's a tough pill to swallow, knowing that you supported people and once they got what they wanted from you, they bounced. - So if you're wondering why I'm all about the equal and fair relationships now, know that it's because I got burned one too many times in the past. #tesstimony #networking #youngprofessional #vulnerability C2 99 25 comments • 3 reposts Like Comment Repost Send

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"Strategic partnership"

Morri Chowaiki • 2nd Business partners with Daymond John and Paris Hilton, Seasoned Executive,... 40m + Follow Not a business update, but a huge strategic partnership one! Climbed 2000 feet up a mountain in 105 degree weather and this happened > she said yes!
Morri Chowaiki • 2nd Business partners with Daymond John and Paris Hilton, Seasoned Executive,... 40m + Follow Not a business update, but a huge strategic partnership one! Climbed 2000 feet up a mountain in 105 degree weather and this happened > she said yes!

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That's kind of sad

Alet Blanken • 3rd+ Senior Software Development Manager at Google 3d To all the working Mama's out there... + Follow A couple of weeks ago, my 2 year old called our nanny "mom". I was able to laugh a little, correct him and go about my day. When this happened with my daughter about 5 years ago, I collapsed into myself like a dying star, cried for two weeks and wrote bad poetry about the hardships of life. I wanted to share some things I've learned. Perhaps it will prevent some collapsing mamma's. 1) Nobody can replace you as the mom. There can only be one, and that's you. 2) Take all the help you can get! Being a mom is a 5 person job. "Hire" well (this includes husband, nanny, babysitter, grandma's) - then delegate. Clear role profiles help. 3) Keep your eye on the metrics. Know the baseline of hours you want to spend with your kids. If you miss your SLO one week, log a bug. If you miss it the next week, escalate the severity. If you miss it again, stop everything, reset, and do a postmortem. 4) Be proud to be a working mom. It will teach your kids to be proud of their work. We've got this! CC 227 4 comments ⚫ 2 reposts
Alet Blanken • 3rd+ Senior Software Development Manager at Google 3d To all the working Mama's out there... + Follow A couple of weeks ago, my 2 year old called our nanny "mom". I was able to laugh a little, correct him and go about my day. When this happened with my daughter about 5 years ago, I collapsed into myself like a dying star, cried for two weeks and wrote bad poetry about the hardships of life. I wanted to share some things I've learned. Perhaps it will prevent some collapsing mamma's. 1) Nobody can replace you as the mom. There can only be one, and that's you. 2) Take all the help you can get! Being a mom is a 5 person job. "Hire" well (this includes husband, nanny, babysitter, grandma's) - then delegate. Clear role profiles help. 3) Keep your eye on the metrics. Know the baseline of hours you want to spend with your kids. If you miss your SLO one week, log a bug. If you miss it the next week, escalate the severity. If you miss it again, stop everything, reset, and do a postmortem. 4) Be proud to be a working mom. It will teach your kids to be proud of their work. We've got this! CC 227 4 comments ⚫ 2 reposts

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Someone come get their dad

Andrew Crapuchettes - Re... + Follow Helping non-woke businesses find the right talent to grow their organizatio... 3h You run an office, not a daycare. Today we're launching a brand new ad based on stories we've heard from hundreds of customers. You might think: "Surely it's not this bad. Surely there aren't job seekers demanding 12 weeks of paid vacation." It's real. Our kids are growing up in a world that tells them employers are oppressors, work is optional, and interviews are all about their demands. RedBalloon has been fighting for a different future for our kids for 3 years now, and we want to ask you for your help. I have a quick ask for you today. Can you share this video? Can you repost this video or download and share it at the link below? ☑ Let's blow this thing up!* It's time to put America's small business community back in the driver's seat.
Andrew Crapuchettes - Re... + Follow Helping non-woke businesses find the right talent to grow their organizatio... 3h You run an office, not a daycare. Today we're launching a brand new ad based on stories we've heard from hundreds of customers. You might think: "Surely it's not this bad. Surely there aren't job seekers demanding 12 weeks of paid vacation." It's real. Our kids are growing up in a world that tells them employers are oppressors, work is optional, and interviews are all about their demands. RedBalloon has been fighting for a different future for our kids for 3 years now, and we want to ask you for your help. I have a quick ask for you today. Can you share this video? Can you repost this video or download and share it at the link below? ☑ Let's blow this thing up!* It's time to put America's small business community back in the driver's seat.

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Pressure is a privilege

Tyler Smith • 3rd+ CEO and Founder of SkySlope | PropTech | SaaS ... 10h⚫ + Follow When people expect things from you, it means you're playing at a higher level.... see more Quote of the Day Pressure is a privilege. It means expected of you." things are CCO 1,676 P Like Comment Repost 75 comments • 112 reposts Send
Tyler Smith • 3rd+ CEO and Founder of SkySlope | PropTech | SaaS ... 10h⚫ + Follow When people expect things from you, it means you're playing at a higher level.... see more Quote of the Day Pressure is a privilege. It means expected of you." things are CCO 1,676 P Like Comment Repost 75 comments • 112 reposts Send

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Congrats I guess

3d I'm excited to share that I've recently reached Gold rank in League of Legends! For those unfamiliar, this milestone represents a significant commitment to strategy, teamwork, and adaptability-all crucial skills in both gaming ...more PROMOTED TO GOLD IV Ranked Selvytuo OK BRKN LEAGUE LEAGUE PLAYER POSTED ABOUT HER LEAGUE GOLD RANK UPDATE ON LINKEDIN WHICH REPRESENTS STRATEGY, TEAMWORK AND ADAPTABILITY SKILLS.
3d I'm excited to share that I've recently reached Gold rank in League of Legends! For those unfamiliar, this milestone represents a significant commitment to strategy, teamwork, and adaptability-all crucial skills in both gaming ...more PROMOTED TO GOLD IV Ranked Selvytuo OK BRKN LEAGUE LEAGUE PLAYER POSTED ABOUT HER LEAGUE GOLD RANK UPDATE ON LINKEDIN WHICH REPRESENTS STRATEGY, TEAMWORK AND ADAPTABILITY SKILLS.

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