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Anon embarks upon the cycles of guilt

Fie haace 109 23 K3.34268 >Play with DM introduced by my friend Friend texts me Tell him l think about it going through breakup with girtfriend so decide I should probably spend some time out >"dohoho you'd better believe those were the worst nine months of his life lads >Show up at local store to play some 3.5 with Friend and several friends of Friend Play a rogue. Sneaky type. throat slitter, not the tough kind Made a gimmick bluster doll that p----- acrostic as his charm the first session has us meeting at a local festival which is attacked by texds trying to usurp the kipper "Okay how do you approach this situation? >"1 atack with her with the damn power "1 r--- her Everybody at table: The actual f---?" My character gets beat up and turned into the party's minion for this > That guy put my nng on strictly to be an ass, ddrt check it at al even at the DM's behest and even licked the f------ thing. Fast forward later in the session where my character gets killed Charactor got tricked by DM into rummaging through the current party's walnut of submission Never got killed before, DM made it seem like I played a bit of a spazz, and kinda smelly, but he means well Brought his button-plunger to the gangway once. He had in his baffle and when he put the baffle on the eftist disgusting oration streams where he sat Anonymous 1025/18(Thu)14:36.15 No 626635922262675187 Anonymous 10/25/18(Thu)14:48 52 No 62663753 Made a gimmick bluster doll that p----- acrostic as his charm what? it's ike Im having a a local festival which is attacked by texts trying to usurp the kipper Are you trying to set up one of those "having an aneurysm while posting on 4chan" meme posts? Anonymous 10/25/18(Thu)15:10.42 No 62663987:82884204 is just the plot to E.YE 10/25/18(Thu)15.2513 No 62664114 After I started reading this, I nearly exited out of the tab because I thought that I must have been reading a screen cap. There's no way I could possibly be reading something is stupid in real time Anonymous 10/2518(Thu)15.31.49 No 62654197 15.15.20 No s 10/25/18(Thu)15:40 01 No 62664257 What the goddamn s--- are you trying to say? Are you having a stroke? oh Anonymous 10/25/18(Thu)15:32 52 No 62664204 You. You understood him? Translate. My head hurts 10/25/18(Thu)15.41.20 No 62664285 262854794 (123 KB, T07x449) Anonymous 10/25/18(Thu)15:44 26 No 62664317-26204194 226288 4780 >Play with DM introduced by my friend Friend texts me asking if I want to play DnD It is the year 100, the Secreta's pet project is well established Rimanah ponders his role in this existence g through breakup with girtfriend so decide I should probably spend some time out upon the death t oho you'd better believe those were the worst nine months of his lfe lads The wolf mocks Rimanah for his hubris Show up at local store to play some 3 5 with Friend and several friends of Friend Huan Lo Pan and Dutch anrive on the scene Play a rogue. Sneaky type. throat slitter, not the tough kind Rimanah goes Death Wind instead of Gray Master, a bold move down the octuplefold path but ultimately fruitfulless Made a gimmick bluster doll that p----- acrostic as his charm The first artfac is our Ill the first session has us meeting at a local festival which is attacked by texts trying to usurp the kipper That one level where you have to shoot the guy through the door and run to the exit in less than a minute instead of doing gay s--- like following orders, having an ultra-violent party. poisoning water supplies and electrocuting genitals (1 am not making this up) Early beta enemy likely left over from SBO Faced with the guit of the past Rimanah uses the very gate hisdied to bring him to eliminate her likeness Rol some c is knocked out "Okay she is stunned..what now? T r--- her What else is he supposed to do with her? Synicles have awfully nice legs, you know Oh ye of lietle legs, would you believe that, or a necrocybermany practitioner such as myself? Everybody at table The actual f---? to surpass the Arrancadora de T >My character gets beat up and turned into the party's minion for this Cast once more into the cycle of guilt, Rimanah is forced into servitude as a vessel for memes hat guy put my nng on strictly to be an ass, didnt check at al even at the DM's behest and even icked the f------ thing The ring represents the seal at this point Rimanah perceives Huan Lo Pan as a Jian Shang Di and enemy of the highest order, albet with metaphorical licking gets kiled n---- didnt Character got tricked by DM into rummaging through the current party's walnut of submission Rimanah has chosen his Mentor's path, giving him the s----- Pi gate power instead of Tn--kill everything-angular gate or Hyp-"hack everyone in coop servers instantly -notic gate Never got kolled before; DM made it seem like I played a bit of a spazz, and kinda smelly, but he means well Fairly accurate description of Rimanah despite his insistence otherwise Brought his button-plunger to the gangway once. He had in his baffle and when he put the baffile on the loftist disgusting oration streams where he sat After completing all three cycles, the typical non-Culter-Dei attempts to play Battle Royale. Many mistakes are made generally focusing on the usage of guns over the Facere Morts which results in death thanks to proper application of blocking and bullet-cutting s 10/25/18(Thu)16:2514 No 62664778 s 10/25/18(Thu)16:42:30 No.6266490822549 g (147 KB, 223x222) 4nng (68 KB, 196x211 Oh jesus the script is getting better Anons someone has to stop this madness befiore we go full Men of Iron Anon l hate you GODIS DEAD Anonymous 10/25/18(Thu)16.26 19 No 62664790 521ing (50 KB, 375x375) 0/26/18(Fri)00 27 25 Na mean we all get the banter you type Anonymous 10/26/18(Fri)03 26:23 No 62670459 Anonymous 10/26/18(Fri)03:49:33 No.62670774 Is someone teaching an Al to post greentext stories? I have to admit this was a pretty impressive display of the good kind of autism. Anonymous 10/26/18(Friy03 33 28 No.62670553 Made a gimmick bluster doll that p----- acrostic as his charm This was the line when this post went into the toilet. These posts are getting more impressive, honestly. I can't help but wonder if it's all the work of a single troll, or if there's a group of them s 10/2618(Fri)04 4043 No.62671522 Anonymous 10/26/16(Fri)05 35:36 No 62672296 File dogstanzapng (1.11 MB, 678x678) Fle I know it's realy just someone feeding lines through translation scripts and back, but this made my day Anonymous 10/26/18/Fri)07 03 32 No 62673679252574125255802 Anonymous 10/26/18/Fri)07 37 24 No.62674279Anonymous 10/26/18(Fni)07:36 31 No 62674265 File File COMPLETELY INSANE HA HA HA HA Anonymous 10/26/16(Fn)07 28 07 No 62674125 쯔62674鑾massa zusamose 3 posts covinced me to play EYE Anonymous 1026/1&(Fri)10:4920 No. 62677134 Anonymous 10/26/18(Fri)12 44:00 No 62678661 l feel like I'm having a ferver dream about E.Y.E. and Pathologic s 10/26/18(Fr)14.06 29 No 62679972 Damn, the Al bots are getting uncomfortably close to sounding like actual shitposters s 10/26/18(Fri)13.16.16 No.62679132 5X540_ing (52 KB, 540x396) s this how kids talk these

Fie haace 109 23 K3.34268 >Play with DM introduced by my friend Friend texts me Tell him l think about it going through breakup with girtfriend so decide I should probably spend some time out >"dohoho you'd better believe those were the worst nine months of his life lads >Show up at local store to play some 3.5 with Friend and several friends of Friend Play a rogue. Sneaky type. throat slitter, not the tough kind Made a gimmick bluster doll that p----- acrostic as his charm the first session has us meeting at a local festival which is attacked by texds trying to usurp the kipper "Okay how do you approach this situation? >"1 atack with her with the damn power "1 r--- her Everybody at table: The actual f---?" My character gets beat up and turned into the party's minion for this > That guy put my nng on strictly to be an ass, ddrt check it at al even at the DM's behest and even licked the f------ thing. Fast forward later in the session where my character gets killed Charactor got tricked by DM into rummaging through the current party's walnut of submission Never got killed before, DM made it seem like I played a bit of a spazz, and kinda smelly, but he means well Brought his button-plunger to the gangway once. He had in his baffle and when he put the baffle on the eftist disgusting oration streams where he sat Anonymous 1025/18(Thu)14:36.15 No 626635922262675187 Anonymous 10/25/18(Thu)14:48 52 No 62663753 Made a gimmick bluster doll that p----- acrostic as his charm what? it's ike Im having a a local festival which is attacked by texts trying to usurp the kipper Are you trying to set up one of those "having an aneurysm while posting on 4chan" meme posts? Anonymous 10/25/18(Thu)15:10.42 No 62663987:82884204 is just the plot to E.YE 10/25/18(Thu)15.2513 No 62664114 After I started reading this, I nearly exited out of the tab because I thought that I must have been reading a screen cap. There's no way I could possibly be reading something is stupid in real time Anonymous 10/2518(Thu)15.31.49 No 62654197 15.15.20 No s 10/25/18(Thu)15:40 01 No 62664257 What the goddamn s--- are you trying to say? Are you having a stroke? oh Anonymous 10/25/18(Thu)15:32 52 No 62664204 You. You understood him? Translate. My head hurts 10/25/18(Thu)15.41.20 No 62664285 262854794 (123 KB, T07x449) Anonymous 10/25/18(Thu)15:44 26 No 62664317-26204194 226288 4780 >Play with DM introduced by my friend Friend texts me asking if I want to play DnD It is the year 100, the Secreta's pet project is well established Rimanah ponders his role in this existence g through breakup with girtfriend so decide I should probably spend some time out upon the death t oho you'd better believe those were the worst nine months of his lfe lads The wolf mocks Rimanah for his hubris Show up at local store to play some 3 5 with Friend and several friends of Friend Huan Lo Pan and Dutch anrive on the scene Play a rogue. Sneaky type. throat slitter, not the tough kind Rimanah goes Death Wind instead of Gray Master, a bold move down the octuplefold path but ultimately fruitfulless Made a gimmick bluster doll that p----- acrostic as his charm The first artfac is our Ill the first session has us meeting at a local festival which is attacked by texts trying to usurp the kipper That one level where you have to shoot the guy through the door and run to the exit in less than a minute instead of doing gay s--- like following orders, having an ultra-violent party. poisoning water supplies and electrocuting genitals (1 am not making this up) Early beta enemy likely left over from SBO Faced with the guit of the past Rimanah uses the very gate hisdied to bring him to eliminate her likeness Rol some c is knocked out "Okay she is stunned..what now? T r--- her What else is he supposed to do with her? Synicles have awfully nice legs, you know Oh ye of lietle legs, would you believe that, or a necrocybermany practitioner such as myself? Everybody at table The actual f---? to surpass the Arrancadora de T >My character gets beat up and turned into the party's minion for this Cast once more into the cycle of guilt, Rimanah is forced into servitude as a vessel for memes hat guy put my nng on strictly to be an ass, didnt check at al even at the DM's behest and even icked the f------ thing The ring represents the seal at this point Rimanah perceives Huan Lo Pan as a Jian Shang Di and enemy of the highest order, albet with metaphorical licking gets kiled n---- didnt Character got tricked by DM into rummaging through the current party's walnut of submission Rimanah has chosen his Mentor's path, giving him the s----- Pi gate power instead of Tn--kill everything-angular gate or Hyp-"hack everyone in coop servers instantly -notic gate Never got kolled before; DM made it seem like I played a bit of a spazz, and kinda smelly, but he means well Fairly accurate description of Rimanah despite his insistence otherwise Brought his button-plunger to the gangway once. He had in his baffle and when he put the baffile on the loftist disgusting oration streams where he sat After completing all three cycles, the typical non-Culter-Dei attempts to play Battle Royale. Many mistakes are made generally focusing on the usage of guns over the Facere Morts which results in death thanks to proper application of blocking and bullet-cutting s 10/25/18(Thu)16:2514 No 62664778 s 10/25/18(Thu)16:42:30 No.6266490822549 g (147 KB, 223x222) 4nng (68 KB, 196x211 Oh jesus the script is getting better Anons someone has to stop this madness befiore we go full Men of Iron Anon l hate you GODIS DEAD Anonymous 10/25/18(Thu)16.26 19 No 62664790 521ing (50 KB, 375x375) 0/26/18(Fri)00 27 25 Na mean we all get the banter you type Anonymous 10/26/18(Fri)03 26:23 No 62670459 Anonymous 10/26/18(Fri)03:49:33 No.62670774 Is someone teaching an Al to post greentext stories? I have to admit this was a pretty impressive display of the good kind of autism. Anonymous 10/26/18(Friy03 33 28 No.62670553 Made a gimmick bluster doll that p----- acrostic as his charm This was the line when this post went into the toilet. These posts are getting more impressive, honestly. I can't help but wonder if it's all the work of a single troll, or if there's a group of them s 10/2618(Fri)04 4043 No.62671522 Anonymous 10/26/16(Fri)05 35:36 No 62672296 File dogstanzapng (1.11 MB, 678x678) Fle I know it's realy just someone feeding lines through translation scripts and back, but this made my day Anonymous 10/26/18/Fri)07 03 32 No 62673679252574125255802 Anonymous 10/26/18/Fri)07 37 24 No.62674279Anonymous 10/26/18(Fni)07:36 31 No 62674265 File File COMPLETELY INSANE HA HA HA HA Anonymous 10/26/16(Fn)07 28 07 No 62674125 쯔62674鑾massa zusamose 3 posts covinced me to play EYE Anonymous 1026/1&(Fri)10:4920 No. 62677134 Anonymous 10/26/18(Fri)12 44:00 No 62678661 l feel like I'm having a ferver dream about E.Y.E. and Pathologic s 10/26/18(Fr)14.06 29 No 62679972 Damn, the Al bots are getting uncomfortably close to sounding like actual shitposters s 10/26/18(Fri)13.16.16 No.62679132 5X540_ing (52 KB, 540x396) s this how kids talk these

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Anon's got some good connections

Anonymous 10/21/18(Sun)15:54:16 No.62608258 My second session of any tabletop game ever, we fought business frogs. They were normal frogs with business suits on. I don't remember why we were fighting them, but they were just so damn dodgy that we couldn't hit them

Anonymous 10/21/18(Sun)15:54:16 No.62608258 My second session of any tabletop game ever, we fought business frogs. They were normal frogs with business suits on. I don't remember why we were fighting them, but they were just so damn dodgy that we couldn't hit them

No good sides

Anonymous 10/18/18(Thu)15:00:40 No.62560274 Conquering territory for the sake of increasing your power is a Neutral action, yes? Unless you're honestly going to imply that nearly every kingdom, empire, and nation-state throughout all of history was Evil 100 KB JPG Anonymous 10/18/18(Thu)15:01:48 No.62560294 2262560274 (oPLresty going to imply that nearly OP) # >Unless you're honestly going to imply that nearly every kingdom, empire, and nation-state throughout all of history was EvI l am >>62565806 # >>62579927 # >>62580354 # >>62593158 # >>62593298 #

Anonymous 10/18/18(Thu)15:00:40 No.62560274 Conquering territory for the sake of increasing your power is a Neutral action, yes? Unless you're honestly going to imply that nearly every kingdom, empire, and nation-state throughout all of history was Evil 100 KB JPG Anonymous 10/18/18(Thu)15:01:48 No.62560294 2262560274 (oPLresty going to imply that nearly OP) # >Unless you're honestly going to imply that nearly every kingdom, empire, and nation-state throughout all of history was EvI l am >>62565806 # >>62579927 # >>62580354 # >>62593158 # >>62593298 #

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Let's have lots of healthy strong children together, anon! For our Kingdom's future!

Let's have lots of healthy strong children together, anon! For our Kingdom's future!

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Team Creme Team Chocolate leam Peanut Butter Team Peep insecure, cares about points beautiful brown glow around name attracts women Creates creme threads and is most tasty snack doesn't care about points only posts in them because scared of bants creates echo chamber threads where tries to be creme but fails is scared of everyone is second most tasty snack too scared to go to reply to chocolate chads lets Peanut butter and chocolate have a go with his gf gay colour is a manlet digusting light around name looks like c-- high levels of melanin gives him presence in the thread cares about points and wining but loses cares about points but is least successful tends to be swede posters toxic green glow repulses others f---- all other f--- chicks good bants is least tasty LI weak meme game cucks all other f--- yellow glow blinds the virgin eye barely needs echo chamber threads invades other threads and makes them his own

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Krod the Angry Carpenter: The Full Scoop

Anonymous 05/28/13(Tue)17:41 No.25096096Replies: 22250962472225098552 2225096909 22250985982225100065 This was a wrap up for a module we were playing, but I had fun the whole way. I played Krod, the half orc rogue... with a flail. Because in pathfinder, just about any weapon can get sneak attack damage. Krod is over 7 feet tall and speaks in the third person whenever he thinks someone is watching (Said to the Paladin: "Krod suggest you look other way while he shopping). He wasn't dumb, but people never expect the idiot to running a crime ring. Krod was a good stealth guy, but he shined in intimidation (+13 at 3). This made for great moments as the game went on. The first time he was sneaking around, I fumbled his stealth roll. I looked at the GM Krod rears up and screams at the top of his lungs, YOU NO SEE KROD". I critted the roll. According to the GM, I stunned all the goblins there except for one who immediately went back to doing what he was doing previously and desperately tried to pretend I was not there That was Krod. One of his quotes was, "Only two things see Krod: dead things and things that know better than to admit it." So at the end of a module, my group is breaking up a local cult and we get caught in the middle of the leadership while trying to steal incrimenating documents. So we fight and against all odds defeat the leadership and their "Mask" golem (it helped when Krodd kneecapped it with a "sneak attack" with his two handed flail). Krod's standing over the cult leader and the guy give his BBEG last words BBEG: I should have known you were unbelievers from the start K: *Shrugs* Krod always consider self militant agnostic Krod not really know what to believe .Hefts Flair And he is VERY FRUSTRATED WITH THAT CRUNCH. Good old Krod >> 'Anonymous 05/28/13(Tue)19:47 No.25098598 ! Replies: 222509065522250988翌2225099035 >25096096 Oh Krod had a lot of fun in a short set of campaigns. At one point, Krod is hanging with his group as we travel by river. When the GM notes we are passing another boat, he asked us where we were. I said Krod was in the Crow's nest. GM: The boat is too small, there is no crow's nest Me: ...he built one GM: He cant build a crow's nest. Me: I haven't chosen a craft skill yet. "Krod is carpenter in free time. He enjoy working with hands in way that doesn't require he put down tarp." GM: "Sigh* you have no tools Me: Krod glares at some spare planks and they know better than to not be a crow's nest. I roll to intimidate the wood GM: ...roll it Krod now has the craft skill: Angry Carpenter Anonymous 05/28/13(Tue)2007 No 25099035 ! Replies 2-25099168250992212-250993382-250993702-25100899 Still, one of my favorite moments was when I had to ad lib a distraction. The group had infiltrated the earlier mentioned cult and were being processed. Our mage wanted to sneak off to check on some enchantment or another and I volunteered to keep their attention. The GM smirks and says, "Okay, what do you do Me: Krod tells an entertaining story to distract the Acolytes GM: Okay... tell me a story. No roll. Tell me the story Challenge accepted Me: Okay, Krod gets them talking about themselves and eventually says "Krod had lots of jobs before coming here: Bouncer, bodyguard, gigolo, city guard" Me: "Nods "Yup, Krod was kept man for noble lady. She get off on Krod not being fancy. Krod had to quit though. GM: One of the acolytes says, "Why did you quit?" Me: "Fancy pants suitor get mad at Krod for taking his woman. Challenge Krod to duel. Then Krod kill him GM: "And she kicked you out?" Me: "No, Nobel Lady get off on that too. Police get real mad though." GM: "But duels are legal." Me: "Yes, but only if you kill man during the duel." GM: "...you killed him outside of the duel?" Me: "Fancy Pants tell Krod to choose weapon! Krod choose surprise!" >> ·Anonymous 05/28/13(Tue)20:46 No 25099869 ! Replies Okay, but I only have one or two left and I'm not sure I can top the duel The group has collected some increminating evidence and returned to town. Theyve spent the last two weeks going through cult boot camp. And now they're in a bar While the leader finds the police chief, we order food and Krod finds a whench and proceeds to whoo her in the third person. One of our group, a cat girl type thing is approached by a waitress who proceeds to pull from her sleeve a live rat, much to the joy of the catgirl. CG: I love the service here! Me: "Krod respect service, but worry for kitchen. The leader comes back and tells us we need more evidence. We have to sneak back into the cult compound before we are found missing. The group isn't thrilled, especially Krod Me: "Lip quiver* "But...But Krod have whench! Krod cannot leave whench!" Leader: "You got twenty minutes." Me: Krod looks offended. "Krod many things, but Krod gentleman. He need more time than that." Leader: "You got twenty minutes Me: Krod roles to intimidate the time space continu- GM: No he doesnt! CG: You could roll to intimidate her to finish quicker! Me: "Krod never bring work to bedroom. He treat whench like the beautiful flower she is when Krod beds her." GM: She thanks you for that Me: "Shut up whench! Krod talking!" Leader: "Sigh "Forty minutes." Me: Krod rolls for acrobatics! Me: BOOM, nat 20 GM: God dammit. Scribe Killjoy 05/28/13(Tue)21:21 No.25100659Replies: 251007012251007312 25100993 I haven't been signing my name like an idiot. Ah well. Here's Krods last story Krod had a merry time at the cult. The first time Krod talks out of line the GM says "Your instructor bops you in the head saying No talking Me: Krod very slowly turns and glares a hole in the man. "Bop...Krod...Again.." I roll intimidation. 19 + 13 = 32 for intimidation. Krod is M 3 at the time GM: ..He never makes eye contact with you again. Ahh, but Krod was not always so lucky. At one point, he's elected to map out the compound and sneak to the top floor in disguise. He gets up the stairs and a pair of magic doors stops him. GM: The doors are twelve feet high and engraved with scenes of decadence in many forms from o----- to feasts Me: "Krod is struggling to remember why he is against this holy place. Problem: Krod kind of forgot to put a lot of points in pick lock. He's average at best. And he rolls s---. He gets frustrated after getting hit with an ice blast twice in the face Me: "Stupid enchanted portway. Why you taunt Krod?" GM: The silver doors do not reply Me: Wait... the doors are made of Silver? CG: They're silver plated right? GM: The Module just says silver Me: . okay, Krod rolls to pocket the doors GM: No Me: I'm not leaving without these GM: How are you going to hide twelve foot doors? Me: Krods wearing robes and he has a skill for holdout or whatever GM: NO Me: Krod rolls Angry Carpenter on the doorsl GM: They're made of Silver, Angry Carpenter only intimidate's wood Me: Damn. That's true. Well, I can't get them open. We'll settle this later So Krod leaves dejected but not beaten. Multiple sessions later, we clear out the leadership of the cult and the group knows we're done. The GM is moving and this is a nice stopping point. As we're cleaning up the bodies, I remember those accursed doors. Me: Hey "Wizard* I need your help. Help disenchant the doors. We're stealing these GM: You won't let this go will you? Scribe Killjoy 05/28/13(Tue)21:23 No.25100701 Replies: 2225101057 Me: No. "Krod never leave job half done, whenches half loved, or stuff half stollen. It matter of pride at this point!" CG: "And gambling debts!" Me: Krod nods "That too GM: Fine, but you get those doors on a nat 20 and you get them past the guards in town on the same You know, I don't recall the name of the class that gives himself and teammates luck bonus, but with his help and a poorly worded module, well, Krod retired a happy Orc. And that's the story of good old Krod

Anonymous 05/28/13(Tue)17:41 No.25096096Replies: 22250962472225098552 2225096909 22250985982225100065 This was a wrap up for a module we were playing, but I had fun the whole way. I played Krod, the half orc rogue... with a flail. Because in pathfinder, just about any weapon can get sneak attack damage. Krod is over 7 feet tall and speaks in the third person whenever he thinks someone is watching (Said to the Paladin: "Krod suggest you look other way while he shopping). He wasn't dumb, but people never expect the idiot to running a crime ring. Krod was a good stealth guy, but he shined in intimidation (+13 at 3). This made for great moments as the game went on. The first time he was sneaking around, I fumbled his stealth roll. I looked at the GM Krod rears up and screams at the top of his lungs, YOU NO SEE KROD". I critted the roll. According to the GM, I stunned all the goblins there except for one who immediately went back to doing what he was doing previously and desperately tried to pretend I was not there That was Krod. One of his quotes was, "Only two things see Krod: dead things and things that know better than to admit it." So at the end of a module, my group is breaking up a local cult and we get caught in the middle of the leadership while trying to steal incrimenating documents. So we fight and against all odds defeat the leadership and their "Mask" golem (it helped when Krodd kneecapped it with a "sneak attack" with his two handed flail). Krod's standing over the cult leader and the guy give his BBEG last words BBEG: I should have known you were unbelievers from the start K: *Shrugs* Krod always consider self militant agnostic Krod not really know what to believe .Hefts Flair And he is VERY FRUSTRATED WITH THAT CRUNCH. Good old Krod >> 'Anonymous 05/28/13(Tue)19:47 No.25098598 ! Replies: 222509065522250988翌2225099035 >25096096 Oh Krod had a lot of fun in a short set of campaigns. At one point, Krod is hanging with his group as we travel by river. When the GM notes we are passing another boat, he asked us where we were. I said Krod was in the Crow's nest. GM: The boat is too small, there is no crow's nest Me: ...he built one GM: He cant build a crow's nest. Me: I haven't chosen a craft skill yet. "Krod is carpenter in free time. He enjoy working with hands in way that doesn't require he put down tarp." GM: "Sigh* you have no tools Me: Krod glares at some spare planks and they know better than to not be a crow's nest. I roll to intimidate the wood GM: ...roll it Krod now has the craft skill: Angry Carpenter Anonymous 05/28/13(Tue)2007 No 25099035 ! Replies 2-25099168250992212-250993382-250993702-25100899 Still, one of my favorite moments was when I had to ad lib a distraction. The group had infiltrated the earlier mentioned cult and were being processed. Our mage wanted to sneak off to check on some enchantment or another and I volunteered to keep their attention. The GM smirks and says, "Okay, what do you do Me: Krod tells an entertaining story to distract the Acolytes GM: Okay... tell me a story. No roll. Tell me the story Challenge accepted Me: Okay, Krod gets them talking about themselves and eventually says "Krod had lots of jobs before coming here: Bouncer, bodyguard, gigolo, city guard" Me: "Nods "Yup, Krod was kept man for noble lady. She get off on Krod not being fancy. Krod had to quit though. GM: One of the acolytes says, "Why did you quit?" Me: "Fancy pants suitor get mad at Krod for taking his woman. Challenge Krod to duel. Then Krod kill him GM: "And she kicked you out?" Me: "No, Nobel Lady get off on that too. Police get real mad though." GM: "But duels are legal." Me: "Yes, but only if you kill man during the duel." GM: "...you killed him outside of the duel?" Me: "Fancy Pants tell Krod to choose weapon! Krod choose surprise!" >> ·Anonymous 05/28/13(Tue)20:46 No 25099869 ! Replies Okay, but I only have one or two left and I'm not sure I can top the duel The group has collected some increminating evidence and returned to town. Theyve spent the last two weeks going through cult boot camp. And now they're in a bar While the leader finds the police chief, we order food and Krod finds a whench and proceeds to whoo her in the third person. One of our group, a cat girl type thing is approached by a waitress who proceeds to pull from her sleeve a live rat, much to the joy of the catgirl. CG: I love the service here! Me: "Krod respect service, but worry for kitchen. The leader comes back and tells us we need more evidence. We have to sneak back into the cult compound before we are found missing. The group isn't thrilled, especially Krod Me: "Lip quiver* "But...But Krod have whench! Krod cannot leave whench!" Leader: "You got twenty minutes." Me: Krod looks offended. "Krod many things, but Krod gentleman. He need more time than that." Leader: "You got twenty minutes Me: Krod roles to intimidate the time space continu- GM: No he doesnt! CG: You could roll to intimidate her to finish quicker! Me: "Krod never bring work to bedroom. He treat whench like the beautiful flower she is when Krod beds her." GM: She thanks you for that Me: "Shut up whench! Krod talking!" Leader: "Sigh "Forty minutes." Me: Krod rolls for acrobatics! Me: BOOM, nat 20 GM: God dammit. Scribe Killjoy 05/28/13(Tue)21:21 No.25100659Replies: 251007012251007312 25100993 I haven't been signing my name like an idiot. Ah well. Here's Krods last story Krod had a merry time at the cult. The first time Krod talks out of line the GM says "Your instructor bops you in the head saying No talking Me: Krod very slowly turns and glares a hole in the man. "Bop...Krod...Again.." I roll intimidation. 19 + 13 = 32 for intimidation. Krod is M 3 at the time GM: ..He never makes eye contact with you again. Ahh, but Krod was not always so lucky. At one point, he's elected to map out the compound and sneak to the top floor in disguise. He gets up the stairs and a pair of magic doors stops him. GM: The doors are twelve feet high and engraved with scenes of decadence in many forms from o----- to feasts Me: "Krod is struggling to remember why he is against this holy place. Problem: Krod kind of forgot to put a lot of points in pick lock. He's average at best. And he rolls s---. He gets frustrated after getting hit with an ice blast twice in the face Me: "Stupid enchanted portway. Why you taunt Krod?" GM: The silver doors do not reply Me: Wait... the doors are made of Silver? CG: They're silver plated right? GM: The Module just says silver Me: . okay, Krod rolls to pocket the doors GM: No Me: I'm not leaving without these GM: How are you going to hide twelve foot doors? Me: Krods wearing robes and he has a skill for holdout or whatever GM: NO Me: Krod rolls Angry Carpenter on the doorsl GM: They're made of Silver, Angry Carpenter only intimidate's wood Me: Damn. That's true. Well, I can't get them open. We'll settle this later So Krod leaves dejected but not beaten. Multiple sessions later, we clear out the leadership of the cult and the group knows we're done. The GM is moving and this is a nice stopping point. As we're cleaning up the bodies, I remember those accursed doors. Me: Hey "Wizard* I need your help. Help disenchant the doors. We're stealing these GM: You won't let this go will you? Scribe Killjoy 05/28/13(Tue)21:23 No.25100701 Replies: 2225101057 Me: No. "Krod never leave job half done, whenches half loved, or stuff half stollen. It matter of pride at this point!" CG: "And gambling debts!" Me: Krod nods "That too GM: Fine, but you get those doors on a nat 20 and you get them past the guards in town on the same You know, I don't recall the name of the class that gives himself and teammates luck bonus, but with his help and a poorly worded module, well, Krod retired a happy Orc. And that's the story of good old Krod

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File: genie2 ipg (47 KB, 802x433) Anonymous 10/22/16(Sat)06:32:07 No.4990311649903137 249903529 Stat me, /tg Anonymous 10/22/16(Sat)06:34:43 No.49903137 >:49903153 >>49903501 >>49903578 10 hp Anonymous 10/22/16(Sat)06:36:50 No.49903153 I File: kekolash, host of the lelmare ipg (225 KB, 800x533) 49903137 Anonymous 10/22/16(Sat)07:21:13 No.49903501I >49903131 thread Anonymous 10/22/16(Sat)07:24:36 No.49903529 I >4990 Doesn't every fantasy system on this planet already have Genie/Dijinn stats? Anonymous 10/22/16(Sat)07:31:11 No.49903578 File: 956 ipg (17 KB, 680x440) 249903131

File: genie2 ipg (47 KB, 802x433) Anonymous 10/22/16(Sat)06:32:07 No.4990311649903137 249903529 Stat me, /tg Anonymous 10/22/16(Sat)06:34:43 No.49903137 >:49903153 >>49903501 >>49903578 10 hp Anonymous 10/22/16(Sat)06:36:50 No.49903153 I File: kekolash, host of the lelmare ipg (225 KB, 800x533) 49903137 Anonymous 10/22/16(Sat)07:21:13 No.49903501I >49903131 thread Anonymous 10/22/16(Sat)07:24:36 No.49903529 I >4990 Doesn't every fantasy system on this planet already have Genie/Dijinn stats? Anonymous 10/22/16(Sat)07:31:11 No.49903578 File: 956 ipg (17 KB, 680x440) 249903131

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File: normal_fepict21ipg (30 KB, 500x574) O Anonymous 10/03/16 Mon 17:08:39 No. 49628 195 2$49636313 *49636528 3>49636602 49644938 >>49628315 >>49628575 49629040 >>49629057 >>49629285 >>49630765 >>49635127 >>49635669 >>49635682 >>49635984 >>49636108 >the Fighter keeps putting the Wizard's spellbook on high shelves so he can "help" find it Anonymous 10/03/16(Mon)17:18:58 No.4962831549628423 >49628474 4962915349630707 49630748 49635088 49635289 49636467 >49628195 (OP >Wizard doesn't simply Fly up there >Fighter isn't already mind-controlled not to do stupid pranks in the first place S--- Wizard. Tippyverse is the only setting that makes sense and this tomfoolery wouldn't happen there Anonymous 10/03/16(Mon)17:28:28 No.4962842349628473 49628474 4963073049631028 49633607 49635088 49635160 49635289 49635297 49635304 49635594 >49636520 >49636571 49637564 >49639224>4963937Z>49640380 49640897 >>49643262 >49644261 49644468 >>49645514 File: weird al weird orb.gif (2 MB, 375x276) 9249644502 49645012 49628315 Let's break this down a little, figure out what's going on with your response Now, you made a bunch of assumptions. You assumed a specific, obsolete system, a particular (and extremely literal-minded rules-as-written) setting within that system, a wizard level high enough to waste powerful spell slots on mundane tasks, and a character personality at odds with what OP proposed. All of this is stupid and wrong of you to do But your real error is more basic. OP proposed a character interaction, and you yelled "NO." This is fundamentally bad form in tabletop, improv, and life in general "Yes, and" is a good answer, "yes, but" is good if you're dubious of the premise. Both lead to further conversation. Your answer, however, is that of an a------. Try to do better in future Anonymous 10/04/16(Tue)01:38:32 No.4963360749635182 File: dimplekek ipg (147 KB, 1000x666) Anonymous 10/04/16(Tue)05:46:01 No.49635297 Anonymous 10/03/16(Mon)17:33:59 No.49628473 49635182 File: man what if I told you s--- ipg (10 KB, 300x235) 49628423 Holy f--- >Anon casts Conflagulate on Shitposter 49628423 Anon Gets Told: The Post Anonymous 10/04/16(Tue)05:19:05 No.496350884963515449635182 49628423 2> not rekt [] Anonymous 10/04/16(Tue)06:25:53 No.4963559449635890 2> h-------- l'm not sure l've ever seen anyone get so rekt with so little warning on /tg/ before

File: normal_fepict21ipg (30 KB, 500x574) O Anonymous 10/03/16 Mon 17:08:39 No. 49628 195 2$49636313 *49636528 3>49636602 49644938 >>49628315 >>49628575 49629040 >>49629057 >>49629285 >>49630765 >>49635127 >>49635669 >>49635682 >>49635984 >>49636108 >the Fighter keeps putting the Wizard's spellbook on high shelves so he can "help" find it Anonymous 10/03/16(Mon)17:18:58 No.4962831549628423 >49628474 4962915349630707 49630748 49635088 49635289 49636467 >49628195 (OP >Wizard doesn't simply Fly up there >Fighter isn't already mind-controlled not to do stupid pranks in the first place S--- Wizard. Tippyverse is the only setting that makes sense and this tomfoolery wouldn't happen there Anonymous 10/03/16(Mon)17:28:28 No.4962842349628473 49628474 4963073049631028 49633607 49635088 49635160 49635289 49635297 49635304 49635594 >49636520 >49636571 49637564 >49639224>4963937Z>49640380 49640897 >>49643262 >49644261 49644468 >>49645514 File: weird al weird orb.gif (2 MB, 375x276) 9249644502 49645012 49628315 Let's break this down a little, figure out what's going on with your response Now, you made a bunch of assumptions. You assumed a specific, obsolete system, a particular (and extremely literal-minded rules-as-written) setting within that system, a wizard level high enough to waste powerful spell slots on mundane tasks, and a character personality at odds with what OP proposed. All of this is stupid and wrong of you to do But your real error is more basic. OP proposed a character interaction, and you yelled "NO." This is fundamentally bad form in tabletop, improv, and life in general "Yes, and" is a good answer, "yes, but" is good if you're dubious of the premise. Both lead to further conversation. Your answer, however, is that of an a------. Try to do better in future Anonymous 10/04/16(Tue)01:38:32 No.4963360749635182 File: dimplekek ipg (147 KB, 1000x666) Anonymous 10/04/16(Tue)05:46:01 No.49635297 Anonymous 10/03/16(Mon)17:33:59 No.49628473 49635182 File: man what if I told you s--- ipg (10 KB, 300x235) 49628423 Holy f--- >Anon casts Conflagulate on Shitposter 49628423 Anon Gets Told: The Post Anonymous 10/04/16(Tue)05:19:05 No.496350884963515449635182 49628423 2> not rekt [] Anonymous 10/04/16(Tue)06:25:53 No.4963559449635890 2> h-------- l'm not sure l've ever seen anyone get so rekt with so little warning on /tg/ before

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Anonymous 09/26/15(Sat)14:52:05 No.27361542、>-27361618 27361425 tfw slavshit will never die the possibility of AKs being used in very far off future conflicts is pretty likely considering their number and sheer indestructibility D Anonymous 09/26/1 5(Sat) 15:16:50 No.2736 161 8、2-2736 1734 >>27361955 >>27362321 >>27363400 >>27365320 > 27361542 o Machine God, hear our call for your services 3+++BOOT SERVITOR-OS V4.3+++ +++THE EMPEROR PROTECTS+++ INPUT COMMAND we beseech thee to provide for our defense our facility to produce lasguns has been destroyed >please, machine spirit, grant us cleansing automatic firepower so we may smite our foes >LIMITED ENERGY RESOURCES DETECTED DATABASE SOLUTION FOUND AUTOMATED MANUFACTURING FACILITY RETOOLING LOADING OPTIMAL STC PROGRAMMING.. >CYKA BLYAT >WHAT IS PROBLEM NOW F YOU HAD NOT USED INFERIOR FAGGOTRAYGUN THIS WOULD NO HAVE HAPPENED >KALASHNIKOV RIFLE IS FINE WAS ALWAYS FINE S FOREVER FINE >praise the immor- SHUT UP AND POUR VODKA INTO PROCESSOR

Anonymous 09/26/15(Sat)14:52:05 No.27361542、>-27361618 27361425 tfw slavshit will never die the possibility of AKs being used in very far off future conflicts is pretty likely considering their number and sheer indestructibility D Anonymous 09/26/1 5(Sat) 15:16:50 No.2736 161 8、2-2736 1734 >>27361955 >>27362321 >>27363400 >>27365320 > 27361542 o Machine God, hear our call for your services 3+++BOOT SERVITOR-OS V4.3+++ +++THE EMPEROR PROTECTS+++ INPUT COMMAND we beseech thee to provide for our defense our facility to produce lasguns has been destroyed >please, machine spirit, grant us cleansing automatic firepower so we may smite our foes >LIMITED ENERGY RESOURCES DETECTED DATABASE SOLUTION FOUND AUTOMATED MANUFACTURING FACILITY RETOOLING LOADING OPTIMAL STC PROGRAMMING.. >CYKA BLYAT >WHAT IS PROBLEM NOW F YOU HAD NOT USED INFERIOR FAGGOTRAYGUN THIS WOULD NO HAVE HAPPENED >KALASHNIKOV RIFLE IS FINE WAS ALWAYS FINE S FOREVER FINE >praise the immor- SHUT UP AND POUR VODKA INTO PROCESSOR

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File 1194653435 ipg-(87 KB, 470x470, iraq noscript jpg) □ Anonymous 11/09/07(Fri) 19:10 No.788435 The Nation Iraq x 1 12 Beset on all sides by the tides of war, this once corrupt colony became a savage battlefield. 7 armies clashed on this one country, each refusing to back down. Each convinced it was in the right >> □ Anonymous 11/09/07(Fri) 19:11 No.788437 IRAQ File 1194653472 ipg-(125 KB, 670x460, alt_sunni_shiia0223.jpg) From beneath the sands of Iraq's central desert came the Sunnis, ancient towelheads bent on eradicating all infidels >> □ Anonymous 11/09/07(Fri) 19:11 No.788439 File 1194653513 ipg-(22 KB, 300x325, s-----tn. jpg S---- Pet But another evil already had it's eyes on the country. From the depths of the Middle East, the demonic forces of the Shi'ites arrived, to enforce their claim Shiite Pefs >> □ Anonymous 11/09/07(Fri) 19:12 No.788442 File 1194653549 ipg-(53 KB, 475x300, 475 ap saddam_061228. jpg) To oppose these fiercesome zealots, the country's rulers in Baghdad sent their elite enforces and sophisticated rock-throwers into the fray >> □ Anonymous 11/09/07(Fri) 19:13 No.788444 File 1194653581 ipg-(26 KB, 400x300, gijoe.jpg) From the mighty Imperium of Freedom, came the American Guard, there to secure Iraq for the glory of the God-President >> □ Anonymous 11/09/07(Fri) 19:13 No.788446 File 1194653605.ipg-(48 KB, 400x600, Taliban-gross.jpg) Like ared tide, the Taliban decended on Iraq, caring little for other's claims, and sowing destruction in it's wake >> □ Anonymous 11/09/07(Fri) 19:13 No.788448 File 1194653630 ipg-(54 KB, 320x366, turks. jpg) The Turks, ancient enemies of the Iraqis, emerged from their borders to persue their own agenda on Iraq >> □ Anonymous 11/09/07(Fri)19:14 No.788451 File :1194653654.ipg-(77 KB, 800x608, American-Iraqi.jpg) And last, came the American Marines. Finest and most uncompromising of the US's soldiers. Seeing a nation beset by Oil and Terrorists they undertook a great purge >> □ Anonymous 11/09/07(Fri)19:14 No.788453 File 1194653673.png-(54 KB, 800x517, 800px-Flag of_Jihad svg png) The Dark Jihad had begun It could only end with the semi-victory for one of these factions, and the crushing defeat of all others

File 1194653435 ipg-(87 KB, 470x470, iraq noscript jpg) □ Anonymous 11/09/07(Fri) 19:10 No.788435 The Nation Iraq x 1 12 Beset on all sides by the tides of war, this once corrupt colony became a savage battlefield. 7 armies clashed on this one country, each refusing to back down. Each convinced it was in the right >> □ Anonymous 11/09/07(Fri) 19:11 No.788437 IRAQ File 1194653472 ipg-(125 KB, 670x460, alt_sunni_shiia0223.jpg) From beneath the sands of Iraq's central desert came the Sunnis, ancient towelheads bent on eradicating all infidels >> □ Anonymous 11/09/07(Fri) 19:11 No.788439 File 1194653513 ipg-(22 KB, 300x325, s-----tn. jpg S---- Pet But another evil already had it's eyes on the country. From the depths of the Middle East, the demonic forces of the Shi'ites arrived, to enforce their claim Shiite Pefs >> □ Anonymous 11/09/07(Fri) 19:12 No.788442 File 1194653549 ipg-(53 KB, 475x300, 475 ap saddam_061228. jpg) To oppose these fiercesome zealots, the country's rulers in Baghdad sent their elite enforces and sophisticated rock-throwers into the fray >> □ Anonymous 11/09/07(Fri) 19:13 No.788444 File 1194653581 ipg-(26 KB, 400x300, gijoe.jpg) From the mighty Imperium of Freedom, came the American Guard, there to secure Iraq for the glory of the God-President >> □ Anonymous 11/09/07(Fri) 19:13 No.788446 File 1194653605.ipg-(48 KB, 400x600, Taliban-gross.jpg) Like ared tide, the Taliban decended on Iraq, caring little for other's claims, and sowing destruction in it's wake >> □ Anonymous 11/09/07(Fri) 19:13 No.788448 File 1194653630 ipg-(54 KB, 320x366, turks. jpg) The Turks, ancient enemies of the Iraqis, emerged from their borders to persue their own agenda on Iraq >> □ Anonymous 11/09/07(Fri)19:14 No.788451 File :1194653654.ipg-(77 KB, 800x608, American-Iraqi.jpg) And last, came the American Marines. Finest and most uncompromising of the US's soldiers. Seeing a nation beset by Oil and Terrorists they undertook a great purge >> □ Anonymous 11/09/07(Fri)19:14 No.788453 File 1194653673.png-(54 KB, 800x517, 800px-Flag of_Jihad svg png) The Dark Jihad had begun It could only end with the semi-victory for one of these factions, and the crushing defeat of all others

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Anonymous 04/05/16(Tue)17:1252 No. 137748107 2137748198 21377482642 137748420 2-137748570 Are the High Elves basically Americans? Anonymous 04/05/16(Tue)17:14:22 No. 137748264· 22137748372 137748107 >World police >strongest navy Pretty much Anonymous 04/05/16(Tue)17:15:32 No. 137748372、 strongest navy laughingDruchiiwhores.jpg Anonymous 04/05/16(Tue)17:16:06 No. 137748420· 2137748515 137748107 more attractive, refined, civilized, intelligent and interesting than every other nation, race and creature on earth >the true strongest military power >rules the waves often involves themselves in the conficts of lesser nations and creatures so that they don't do anything stupid Pretty much yeah

Anonymous 04/05/16(Tue)17:1252 No. 137748107 2137748198 21377482642 137748420 2-137748570 Are the High Elves basically Americans? Anonymous 04/05/16(Tue)17:14:22 No. 137748264· 22137748372 137748107 >World police >strongest navy Pretty much Anonymous 04/05/16(Tue)17:15:32 No. 137748372、 strongest navy laughingDruchiiwhores.jpg Anonymous 04/05/16(Tue)17:16:06 No. 137748420· 2137748515 137748107 more attractive, refined, civilized, intelligent and interesting than every other nation, race and creature on earth >the true strongest military power >rules the waves often involves themselves in the conficts of lesser nations and creatures so that they don't do anything stupid Pretty much yeah

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