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File: 1386025699173.ipg-(25 KB, 607 x347, JE' Anonymous 12/03/13Tue)00:13:16 UTC+1 No.519219190 Replies: 225192194082519219902 23519220278 251922164622519221665 23519222313 51922368522519224184 POSTS ENDING IN O ARE NOW TRUE FACTS moot is kill [ Anonymous 1 2/03/13 (Tue)00:24:38 UTC +1 No. 51 9221060 Replies:ー51 9221 279-751 9221 4982:51 9221 665 i have an incredibly small penis Anonymous 12/03/13(Tue)00:22:19 UTC+1 No.519220660 Replies: 22519220865 22519220923 23519221114 22519221262 22519221282 23519221340 22519221654 22519221665 23519222034 2:519222369 22519222662 23519223025 32519223528 22519224462 ー51 9224592ー51 9224758ー51 9225065-751 9225525ー51 9225709 In 5 days, 6 hrs and 45sec. New York will be nuked. The devastation of it all will fall on Barrack Obama. He will then be assassinated by a man named Johnathan Overtend □ Anonymous 12/03/13 Tue 00:49:07 UTC+1 No.519225270 Replies:ー5 9225459_51 922561 9>>51 92257042251 92258362251 92259242251 922625422519226318 From now on, having sex with a black person will immediately turn you into a crocodile Crocodiles that have sex with black people will turn into a black person. If two black people have sex with each other then their penises and breasts will turn into crocodiles attached to their bodies □ Anonymous 12/03/13(Tue 00:59:06 UTC+1 No.519226850 Replies: 51 9227040>>51 9227046>>51 9227090>>51 92271 682251 92271 762251 9227207 f-(494 KB, 223x192, 1385327316891.gif) Moot married a black woman from Alabama □ Anonymous 1 2/03/13 Tue 00:1 9: 1 5 UTC +1 No. 51 92201 70 Replies: >>51 9220457-51 9220521-751 9220523-:51 9221 665 Hitler was actually pregnant with an alien baby. It was growing from his c--- so he shot it off and hide under his bed and cried until a fat c--- from Uranus beamed him up and devoured his rectum. We havent heard from him since □ Anonymous 12/03/13(Tue 01:08:54 UTC+1 No.519228350 Replies >>519228508>>519228530>>51 9228576>>519228690>>51 9228789>>51 92288262:519228889-7519229017>>519229450 I have to an hero on livestream right now Anonymous 12/03/13(Tue)01:12:06 UTC+1 No.519228840 Replies:ー51 9228980>>519229025 519229253 N------ are free □Anonymous 12/03/13(Tue)01:15:18 UTC+1 No.519229340 Replies:ー51 9229580-251 9229953 African Americans have a valid place in society as well educated individuals and should be treated as such. □ Anonymous 12/03/13(Tue)01:16:43 UTC+1 No.519229580 Replies:ー51 9229802>>51 9229953ー51 9230079 519229340 let this day be regarded as the day that black people got their rights on 4chan Anonymous 12/03/13Tue)01:24:00 UTC+1 No.519230730 Replies: 23519230816519230841 22519230843 23519231004 3:519231023 >>51 9231 391ー51 9231 674ー51 9231714ー51 9231 745 51 9231 779-751 9231 835-751 9231 850-751 9231 913 251 9231 954-51 9231 997 22519231046 23519231059 2:519231081 2519231091 23519231184 22519231194 2251923127923519231281 2351923 Every true post in this thread is a lie, and no other post can prove this wrong □ Anonymous 12/03/13(Tue 01:31:03 UTC+1 No.519231 850 Replies:ー51 9231 916>>51 9231 9842251 9232060>>5192320872751 9232123 P> This post was merely a loop in space and time, a momentary parosox that is sovereign from this reality and completely ignored [567 replies] [68 images]

File: 1386025699173.ipg-(25 KB, 607 x347, JE' Anonymous 12/03/13Tue)00:13:16 UTC+1 No.519219190 Replies: 225192194082519219902 23519220278 251922164622519221665 23519222313 51922368522519224184 POSTS ENDING IN O ARE NOW TRUE FACTS moot is kill [ Anonymous 1 2/03/13 (Tue)00:24:38 UTC +1 No. 51 9221060 Replies:ー51 9221 279-751 9221 4982:51 9221 665 i have an incredibly small penis Anonymous 12/03/13(Tue)00:22:19 UTC+1 No.519220660 Replies: 22519220865 22519220923 23519221114 22519221262 22519221282 23519221340 22519221654 22519221665 23519222034 2:519222369 22519222662 23519223025 32519223528 22519224462 ー51 9224592ー51 9224758ー51 9225065-751 9225525ー51 9225709 In 5 days, 6 hrs and 45sec. New York will be nuked. The devastation of it all will fall on Barrack Obama. He will then be assassinated by a man named Johnathan Overtend □ Anonymous 12/03/13 Tue 00:49:07 UTC+1 No.519225270 Replies:ー5 9225459_51 922561 9>>51 92257042251 92258362251 92259242251 922625422519226318 From now on, having sex with a black person will immediately turn you into a crocodile Crocodiles that have sex with black people will turn into a black person. If two black people have sex with each other then their penises and breasts will turn into crocodiles attached to their bodies □ Anonymous 12/03/13(Tue 00:59:06 UTC+1 No.519226850 Replies: 51 9227040>>51 9227046>>51 9227090>>51 92271 682251 92271 762251 9227207 f-(494 KB, 223x192, 1385327316891.gif) Moot married a black woman from Alabama □ Anonymous 1 2/03/13 Tue 00:1 9: 1 5 UTC +1 No. 51 92201 70 Replies: >>51 9220457-51 9220521-751 9220523-:51 9221 665 Hitler was actually pregnant with an alien baby. It was growing from his c--- so he shot it off and hide under his bed and cried until a fat c--- from Uranus beamed him up and devoured his rectum. We havent heard from him since □ Anonymous 12/03/13(Tue 01:08:54 UTC+1 No.519228350 Replies >>519228508>>519228530>>51 9228576>>519228690>>51 9228789>>51 92288262:519228889-7519229017>>519229450 I have to an hero on livestream right now Anonymous 12/03/13(Tue)01:12:06 UTC+1 No.519228840 Replies:ー51 9228980>>519229025 519229253 N------ are free □Anonymous 12/03/13(Tue)01:15:18 UTC+1 No.519229340 Replies:ー51 9229580-251 9229953 African Americans have a valid place in society as well educated individuals and should be treated as such. □ Anonymous 12/03/13(Tue)01:16:43 UTC+1 No.519229580 Replies:ー51 9229802>>51 9229953ー51 9230079 519229340 let this day be regarded as the day that black people got their rights on 4chan Anonymous 12/03/13Tue)01:24:00 UTC+1 No.519230730 Replies: 23519230816519230841 22519230843 23519231004 3:519231023 >>51 9231 391ー51 9231 674ー51 9231714ー51 9231 745 51 9231 779-751 9231 835-751 9231 850-751 9231 913 251 9231 954-51 9231 997 22519231046 23519231059 2:519231081 2519231091 23519231184 22519231194 2251923127923519231281 2351923 Every true post in this thread is a lie, and no other post can prove this wrong □ Anonymous 12/03/13(Tue 01:31:03 UTC+1 No.519231 850 Replies:ー51 9231 916>>51 9231 9842251 9232060>>5192320872751 9232123 P> This post was merely a loop in space and time, a momentary parosox that is sovereign from this reality and completely ignored [567 replies] [68 images]

4chan /b/ moot /b/tard obama is the black jesus

「Anonymous 08/25/13(Sun)06:26 No.13309601 Replies: 2213309616 >13309580 lol, you know things can be staged right? 「Cogmaster Harston !!wpDVzPR7uq 08/25/13(Sun)06:34 No. 13309616 13309601 Yeah but I like to think this one isn't, altough it probably is.

「Anonymous 08/25/13(Sun)06:26 No.13309601 Replies: 2213309616 >13309580 lol, you know things can be staged right? 「Cogmaster Harston !!wpDVzPR7uq 08/25/13(Sun)06:34 No. 13309616 13309601 Yeah but I like to think this one isn't, altough it probably is.

Can't Simmer the Zimmer

目File: 13859394 69555.jpg-(21 KB. 244x280, lawel.jpg) □ werd Gayme Anonymous 12/01/13(Sun)17:11 UTC-6 No. 14848223 Reply] Replies: 2214848239 Yell "SNICKERS SNICKERS SNICKERS" really fast, as loud as you can. □ Anonymous 12/01/13(Sun) 17:12 UTC-6 No. 14848239 Replies: 2214848255 2214848299 Thanks, now there's a black guy banging on my door. >|□ Anonymous 12/01/13(Sun)17:13 UTC-6 No.14848255 14848239 Yo betta come out mofo P> □ Anonymous 12/01/13(Sun)17:15 UTC-6 No. 14848299 File: 1385939757843 jpg-(63 KB, 620x400, george-zimmerman-620x400.jpg) 14848239 Don't worry anon, I will protect you

目File: 13859394 69555.jpg-(21 KB. 244x280, lawel.jpg) □ werd Gayme Anonymous 12/01/13(Sun)17:11 UTC-6 No. 14848223 Reply] Replies: 2214848239 Yell "SNICKERS SNICKERS SNICKERS" really fast, as loud as you can. □ Anonymous 12/01/13(Sun) 17:12 UTC-6 No. 14848239 Replies: 2214848255 2214848299 Thanks, now there's a black guy banging on my door. >|□ Anonymous 12/01/13(Sun)17:13 UTC-6 No.14848255 14848239 Yo betta come out mofo P> □ Anonymous 12/01/13(Sun)17:15 UTC-6 No. 14848299 File: 1385939757843 jpg-(63 KB, 620x400, george-zimmerman-620x400.jpg) 14848239 Don't worry anon, I will protect you

snickers george zimmerman

This is probably my favorite green text story iv'e seen on 4chan so far.

□ Anonymous 11/28/13(Thu)09:34 UTC No.53973318 53972540 >Doggystyling Filia >The p---- is fine >Samson glaring at me glare at him back >Samson starts to get irritated >l caress my d--- juice all over his tender yellow eyes with my filia-smelly palms >He bites my hand bite his tentacle tenderly >He embraces me with spiky tentacles moan in pleasure >l take my d--- out of Filia and rocket it up to Samson's fenrir driving mouth >E-------- a dragon punch and cancel into gregor samson's strong tentacle whips >Samson starts to like it too >We kiss >l embrace Samson, my arms wraps around him as we make a slobbering mess of our tongues >Except to be touching Filia's t--- while embracing Samson >Feel nothing >It's not Filia >It's Double >She DP's me into submission with her sexy shapeshifting tendrils >I e-------- again >She supers her way into my ass and drills it into sweet heaven >Suddenly, real Filia DHC's Double's super and Samson thrusts his d--- into my mouth >Triple penetration >So good >KO

□ Anonymous 11/28/13(Thu)09:34 UTC No.53973318 53972540 >Doggystyling Filia >The p---- is fine >Samson glaring at me glare at him back >Samson starts to get irritated >l caress my d--- juice all over his tender yellow eyes with my filia-smelly palms >He bites my hand bite his tentacle tenderly >He embraces me with spiky tentacles moan in pleasure >l take my d--- out of Filia and rocket it up to Samson's fenrir driving mouth >E-------- a dragon punch and cancel into gregor samson's strong tentacle whips >Samson starts to like it too >We kiss >l embrace Samson, my arms wraps around him as we make a slobbering mess of our tongues >Except to be touching Filia's t--- while embracing Samson >Feel nothing >It's not Filia >It's Double >She DP's me into submission with her sexy shapeshifting tendrils >I e-------- again >She supers her way into my ass and drills it into sweet heaven >Suddenly, real Filia DHC's Double's super and Samson thrusts his d--- into my mouth >Triple penetration >So good >KO

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File: 1.ipg-(930 KB, 3264x1840, foto_no_exif.jpg) 370627113751 □ Anonymous (ID: jbq36cEP) 06/07/13(Fri)13:45:13 №485509854 Replies:ー485510054ー4855 305 -4855 10341 -485510a 485511760485511916 So /b/, I caught this lizard. 08, 80, and 97 decide what I do, but 07, 79, and 96 release him immediately. I will not eat it. >> □ Anonymous (ID: pghbpNqD) 06/07/13(Fri)13:46:25 No.485510054 2485509854 (OP) and on this day, the lizard was freed Anonymous (ID: gMxxkuJy) 06/07/13(Fri)13:47:19 No.485510197 Replies: >485510287 485510394 >485510430 >485510519>485510583485510617485510714 485510 485511519 485511710 >485511916 Give him an red cape

File: 1.ipg-(930 KB, 3264x1840, foto_no_exif.jpg) 370627113751 □ Anonymous (ID: jbq36cEP) 06/07/13(Fri)13:45:13 №485509854 Replies:ー485510054ー4855 305 -4855 10341 -485510a 485511760485511916 So /b/, I caught this lizard. 08, 80, and 97 decide what I do, but 07, 79, and 96 release him immediately. I will not eat it. >> □ Anonymous (ID: pghbpNqD) 06/07/13(Fri)13:46:25 No.485510054 2485509854 (OP) and on this day, the lizard was freed Anonymous (ID: gMxxkuJy) 06/07/13(Fri)13:47:19 No.485510197 Replies: >485510287 485510394 >485510430 >485510519>485510583485510617485510714 485510 485511519 485511710 >485511916 Give him an red cape

>Be 16 >Be a woman >walking to mall when I see a feminazi holding up some guy >she's bitching about how 26 KB JPG he held the door for her >man is confused and doesn't know what to do as she is yelling at him feeling alpha as f--- I walk up to her knowing damn well that she biked here (wearing biking s---) >tell her she left her car lights on >she stops bitching and turns to me I didn't drive here" >my response: "oh that's right, because women can't drive." >bitch flips a s--- and yells at me for doing this to a "fellow sister" >man can now escape her >he nods and mouths thank you no regrets >mfw

>Be 16 >Be a woman >walking to mall when I see a feminazi holding up some guy >she's bitching about how 26 KB JPG he held the door for her >man is confused and doesn't know what to do as she is yelling at him feeling alpha as f--- I walk up to her knowing damn well that she biked here (wearing biking s---) >tell her she left her car lights on >she stops bitching and turns to me I didn't drive here" >my response: "oh that's right, because women can't drive." >bitch flips a s--- and yells at me for doing this to a "fellow sister" >man can now escape her >he nods and mouths thank you no regrets >mfw

greentext story feminism

146179202 More copypasta about Skyrm I thnk Skyrie's biggest aw can be explained by desciaing nhow the game would handle quests trom Celivion oeivion Some women are robbing and backmaling maried men I need you to ind the suspects, let them try to seduce you, an catch thom in t d sanm Some wonen ano robbng and tackinaing manod men 1need you to go ntoms angoon A"ofteoornancers and k@hen Oolvion Teese ghosts are hauntng my ship bro Here's a siver swond, can you go ad get rs of ? bion BRO KWAT TCH IS GETTING FUCKNO GET IN THERE AND SAVE EVERYONE DOO Skyrm BRO THIS DUNGEON IS GETTING F------ DRAUGRD GET IN THERE AND KILL EVERYONE DOG Skyrm Afuckangba dt stio my regn.n.gotrvsdrooon and get襛back wand, ot br Dtw grl Sayam Some a------ is running a game on an siand somewhere whorne peopile hunl 00ver people orf Wond has ithat he's in a dungeon reaby lockng for treanure to fundis gme Go and ki hm Whar You want to see n game or yourser? Nonsense te dungeon wit be far mone convenent OE you go Ty not to trp over any Orauge

146179202 More copypasta about Skyrm I thnk Skyrie's biggest aw can be explained by desciaing nhow the game would handle quests trom Celivion oeivion Some women are robbing and backmaling maried men I need you to ind the suspects, let them try to seduce you, an catch thom in t d sanm Some wonen ano robbng and tackinaing manod men 1need you to go ntoms angoon A"ofteoornancers and k@hen Oolvion Teese ghosts are hauntng my ship bro Here's a siver swond, can you go ad get rs of ? bion BRO KWAT TCH IS GETTING FUCKNO GET IN THERE AND SAVE EVERYONE DOO Skyrm BRO THIS DUNGEON IS GETTING F------ DRAUGRD GET IN THERE AND KILL EVERYONE DOG Skyrm Afuckangba dt stio my regn.n.gotrvsdrooon and get襛back wand, ot br Dtw grl Sayam Some a------ is running a game on an siand somewhere whorne peopile hunl 00ver people orf Wond has ithat he's in a dungeon reaby lockng for treanure to fundis gme Go and ki hm Whar You want to see n game or yourser? Nonsense te dungeon wit be far mone convenent OE you go Ty not to trp over any Orauge

File: 1361544115201.ipg-(6 KB, 160x314, greensuit.jpg) Anonymous (ID: EUOZdiln) 02/22/13(Fri)09:41:55 No.460469523 Step 1: Put on Green Suit Step 2: Go to Local News Station Step 3: Proceed to beat/harass the weatherman Step 4: You get green-screened over so everyone watching TV thinks the weather guy has just gone full-retard. Anonymous (ID: icvzSsij) 02/22/13(Fri)09:44:03 No.460469715 10/10 Anonymous (ID: F6F7w2vN) 02/22/13(Fri)09:45:07 No.460469819 i haha'd Anonymous (ID: D6G4GZbw) 02/22/13(Fri)09:47:07 No.460469994 Simple yet effective comedy

File: 1361544115201.ipg-(6 KB, 160x314, greensuit.jpg) Anonymous (ID: EUOZdiln) 02/22/13(Fri)09:41:55 No.460469523 Step 1: Put on Green Suit Step 2: Go to Local News Station Step 3: Proceed to beat/harass the weatherman Step 4: You get green-screened over so everyone watching TV thinks the weather guy has just gone full-retard. Anonymous (ID: icvzSsij) 02/22/13(Fri)09:44:03 No.460469715 10/10 Anonymous (ID: F6F7w2vN) 02/22/13(Fri)09:45:07 No.460469819 i haha'd Anonymous (ID: D6G4GZbw) 02/22/13(Fri)09:47:07 No.460469994 Simple yet effective comedy

The tale of Ahmed

Anonymous 09/16/13(Mon)22:37:14 UTC-0 No.500484831 Reples0543511404740477250499571 first day of acting class in my senior year everyone in the class is mostly younger than me tard and tard wrangler waks in >he makes a noise that sounds like a dieing cat shitpans is laugh sits wut jpg -we get called up to the stage for an activity of my teacher trusts me, she partners me off with ahmed Pits an improv he insists that he is mumble the penguin from happy feet i say ok thats fine our turn comes up he starts making the dieing cat noise and rapidly kidking his feet on the ground he sareams out "BUFFALO WINGS" and kidks the tard wrangler in the shin she goes down she arawls to the door > i take it into my own hands to calm him down tell him "what would gloria the penguin say if she saw you like this. kinda for s---- and giggles He litterally says and i quote She would tell me to rethink my life lose my s--- and start laughing he screams out "BUFFALO WINGS, BUFFALO RINGS he hobbles towards me the tard wrangler grabs him and shows him a piece of paper he calms down i say he starts freaking out again and punches himself in the chest and falls to the ground tamer takes him out of the classroom > i can hear him sareaming buffalo wings from outside s he runs back in the classroom and starts tap dancing again grab him. he trys to pull away while making the dieing cat noise pray to god ill see hi This is the true story of ahmecd > 2nd week of school in acting class again >havent seen ahmed since he was taking back to tard HQ on that faithful day ssitting in class and right before the bell rings ahmed walks in they trust him now he walks in and sits behind me in the exact same spot makes dieing cat now and says "hi juicy joseph say "hi ahmed, how are you bud" he says cold he says "because im mumble the penguin >s--- pants ., for e go up to the stage for another -we get paired off into groups, im not in ahmeds group >his group goes first, they choose to do a cirous sa d--- girl (from now on i will refer to her as "dikemaster") is playing the ring leader she says "ladies and gentlemen like me present the amazing ahmed s he says "IM HALF PENGUIN HALF FROG HALF BUFFALO WING he headbutts this kid who is 400 pounds in my class HE F------ FALLS TO THE GROUND he sαeams out "I WONT TAKE YOUR S--- ANYMORE GLORIA" WHATTTTT JPG and k the >ahmed instantly jazzhands him in the balls again steacher pulls out a radio from no where and says "we have a situation in the theature Pits like hes a murderer she grabs the nearest giris boob >but why she is screaming out JUICY JOSEPHat this point >he runs over to me and punches me in th chest 巧tard wranglers run in he makes that cat noise dikemaster trys to calm him down he kidks her in the arotch and begings sareaming out his catch phrase BUFFALO WINGSSSS the tard wranglers pin him on the ground and show him the peace of paper >he calms down ed out of the room im walking through the halls to acting class >i go sit down in my chair little do i know i will be seeing ahmed today its like obama and 2 secret service men h@ say打uicy juicy JOSEPHHHHH' > hi ahmed how are ya bud? he says im pretty hot today i say he says "BECAUSE PENGUINS BELONG IN NANTARTICA(how he pernounces it >i say well thats not good >he says "buffalo glers tense up > i say Phe says "I am mumble the sits just one of those ahmed days. we go up to the stage for another excersize >dikemaster and the 400 pound man are steering clear of ahmed >i wonder how dikemasters testicles are feeling its improv again get really excited to see what ahmed has to bring to the table Phe gives him a hand prop, its a frying pan 》ahmed gets to go first he says"hey juicy joseph > and i say yes a > the class thinks me and his friendship is cute he says "guess what i got cookin zi ask >he says "BUFFALO WINGS the frying pan at my teacher, it misses and hi ts a giant sign that falls on her head >tard wranglers activate tard control alpha >kicks one of the tard wranglers square in s the tard wranger pulls out a radio and says "Code 4 in the theature LOL CODE 4 MUST BE BAD he headbutts the 400 pound man again the tard wrangler runs over and shows ahmed the peice of paper ahmed immediately calms down > he flips the paper over, its from his HW last night for Tard Hq sit HE FLIPS S--- he runs over and throws a chair at the door when 4 more tard wranglers run in, the hired a new one > new tard wrangler goes down > Police officer runs in and tackles ahmed Anonymous 09/16/13(Mon)23:35.38 UTC-O No.508493484 Replies508 493827 9084943 Cont from 3rd post police officer is dragging ahmed from his heels through the halls he is screaming juicy joseph save me!" lolol i saeam, dont worry youre big and strong from all of those buffalo wings you it in his eye >he says to the cop F--- YOU GLORIA > he flips over and kicks him in the nads edikemaster runs over to comfort the cop > ahmed is running through the hallway screaming juicy juicyyyyy i follow him because i can >he runs into the girls bathroom and proceeds to piss in the sink > he proceeds to leave his pants around his ankles and run out into the hallway only to be greeted by a 18 tard wrangles (except for the new one who was knocked unoonscious) he screams "BUFFALO WINGS and drop kicks the orginal wrangler and runs over here escaping to freedom i hear a radio "code 5 i repeat CODE 5 he runs outside butt ass naked, he ditched his shirt in a trashcan s he says "1 AM HOME" and falls to the ground s he lets the tard wranglers catch him and the feat is over >I said "cya later ahmed > and he says im scared for our next encounter "ok gloria"

Anonymous 09/16/13(Mon)22:37:14 UTC-0 No.500484831 Reples0543511404740477250499571 first day of acting class in my senior year everyone in the class is mostly younger than me tard and tard wrangler waks in >he makes a noise that sounds like a dieing cat shitpans is laugh sits wut jpg -we get called up to the stage for an activity of my teacher trusts me, she partners me off with ahmed Pits an improv he insists that he is mumble the penguin from happy feet i say ok thats fine our turn comes up he starts making the dieing cat noise and rapidly kidking his feet on the ground he sareams out "BUFFALO WINGS" and kidks the tard wrangler in the shin she goes down she arawls to the door > i take it into my own hands to calm him down tell him "what would gloria the penguin say if she saw you like this. kinda for s---- and giggles He litterally says and i quote She would tell me to rethink my life lose my s--- and start laughing he screams out "BUFFALO WINGS, BUFFALO RINGS he hobbles towards me the tard wrangler grabs him and shows him a piece of paper he calms down i say he starts freaking out again and punches himself in the chest and falls to the ground tamer takes him out of the classroom > i can hear him sareaming buffalo wings from outside s he runs back in the classroom and starts tap dancing again grab him. he trys to pull away while making the dieing cat noise pray to god ill see hi This is the true story of ahmecd > 2nd week of school in acting class again >havent seen ahmed since he was taking back to tard HQ on that faithful day ssitting in class and right before the bell rings ahmed walks in they trust him now he walks in and sits behind me in the exact same spot makes dieing cat now and says "hi juicy joseph say "hi ahmed, how are you bud" he says cold he says "because im mumble the penguin >s--- pants ., for e go up to the stage for another -we get paired off into groups, im not in ahmeds group >his group goes first, they choose to do a cirous sa d--- girl (from now on i will refer to her as "dikemaster") is playing the ring leader she says "ladies and gentlemen like me present the amazing ahmed s he says "IM HALF PENGUIN HALF FROG HALF BUFFALO WING he headbutts this kid who is 400 pounds in my class HE F------ FALLS TO THE GROUND he sαeams out "I WONT TAKE YOUR S--- ANYMORE GLORIA" WHATTTTT JPG and k the >ahmed instantly jazzhands him in the balls again steacher pulls out a radio from no where and says "we have a situation in the theature Pits like hes a murderer she grabs the nearest giris boob >but why she is screaming out JUICY JOSEPHat this point >he runs over to me and punches me in th chest 巧tard wranglers run in he makes that cat noise dikemaster trys to calm him down he kidks her in the arotch and begings sareaming out his catch phrase BUFFALO WINGSSSS the tard wranglers pin him on the ground and show him the peace of paper >he calms down ed out of the room im walking through the halls to acting class >i go sit down in my chair little do i know i will be seeing ahmed today its like obama and 2 secret service men h@ say打uicy juicy JOSEPHHHHH' > hi ahmed how are ya bud? he says im pretty hot today i say he says "BECAUSE PENGUINS BELONG IN NANTARTICA(how he pernounces it >i say well thats not good >he says "buffalo glers tense up > i say Phe says "I am mumble the sits just one of those ahmed days. we go up to the stage for another excersize >dikemaster and the 400 pound man are steering clear of ahmed >i wonder how dikemasters testicles are feeling its improv again get really excited to see what ahmed has to bring to the table Phe gives him a hand prop, its a frying pan 》ahmed gets to go first he says"hey juicy joseph > and i say yes a > the class thinks me and his friendship is cute he says "guess what i got cookin zi ask >he says "BUFFALO WINGS the frying pan at my teacher, it misses and hi ts a giant sign that falls on her head >tard wranglers activate tard control alpha >kicks one of the tard wranglers square in s the tard wranger pulls out a radio and says "Code 4 in the theature LOL CODE 4 MUST BE BAD he headbutts the 400 pound man again the tard wrangler runs over and shows ahmed the peice of paper ahmed immediately calms down > he flips the paper over, its from his HW last night for Tard Hq sit HE FLIPS S--- he runs over and throws a chair at the door when 4 more tard wranglers run in, the hired a new one > new tard wrangler goes down > Police officer runs in and tackles ahmed Anonymous 09/16/13(Mon)23:35.38 UTC-O No.508493484 Replies508 493827 9084943 Cont from 3rd post police officer is dragging ahmed from his heels through the halls he is screaming juicy joseph save me!" lolol i saeam, dont worry youre big and strong from all of those buffalo wings you it in his eye >he says to the cop F--- YOU GLORIA > he flips over and kicks him in the nads edikemaster runs over to comfort the cop > ahmed is running through the hallway screaming juicy juicyyyyy i follow him because i can >he runs into the girls bathroom and proceeds to piss in the sink > he proceeds to leave his pants around his ankles and run out into the hallway only to be greeted by a 18 tard wrangles (except for the new one who was knocked unoonscious) he screams "BUFFALO WINGS and drop kicks the orginal wrangler and runs over here escaping to freedom i hear a radio "code 5 i repeat CODE 5 he runs outside butt ass naked, he ditched his shirt in a trashcan s he says "1 AM HOME" and falls to the ground s he lets the tard wranglers catch him and the feat is over >I said "cya later ahmed > and he says im scared for our next encounter "ok gloria"

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□ Anonymous 11/28/13(Thu)21:32 UTC-5 No.28552375 28551965 I wonder what argonian t--- feel like. Especially the n------. Since all the races can cross breed in TES, I figure they got to have nips. I wonder if they are all dry and scaly or if they are covered by scales that open up to reveal a moist throbbing nip. Either way, argonians are gonna take a good bit of lube to t---- f--- and even then it has got to be like rubbing your d--- through a moist cheese grater. A delicious, sensual cheese grater That moans in a gravely voice demanding more warm, soft d--- Then again, they might have some kind of vile vagina on the whole. The kind of vag that looks like someone kicked in the side of a rotting hog Meh, I'd still hit it. For novelty if nothing else. Although, I would probably plow all the races in TES. Even those dryads that would give you d--- splinters and those helen keller goblins. I do have a blind chick fetish afterall. A blind argonian might be interesting. And making any race blind is pretty simple. Plus when you make them blind, you have two more holes to f---. The muzzle is an interesting concept. I wonder if I could f--- them or a khajeet in the nostril while they tongue my nuts. It probably wouldn't be a good idea to c-- in their though because it would get on their brain and make them go insane or retarded or something. Retarded might not stop me, but insane with those teeth by my balls would be worrisome. TES orcs all the way in one on one, large battle gotta go with Tolkien

□ Anonymous 11/28/13(Thu)21:32 UTC-5 No.28552375 28551965 I wonder what argonian t--- feel like. Especially the n------. Since all the races can cross breed in TES, I figure they got to have nips. I wonder if they are all dry and scaly or if they are covered by scales that open up to reveal a moist throbbing nip. Either way, argonians are gonna take a good bit of lube to t---- f--- and even then it has got to be like rubbing your d--- through a moist cheese grater. A delicious, sensual cheese grater That moans in a gravely voice demanding more warm, soft d--- Then again, they might have some kind of vile vagina on the whole. The kind of vag that looks like someone kicked in the side of a rotting hog Meh, I'd still hit it. For novelty if nothing else. Although, I would probably plow all the races in TES. Even those dryads that would give you d--- splinters and those helen keller goblins. I do have a blind chick fetish afterall. A blind argonian might be interesting. And making any race blind is pretty simple. Plus when you make them blind, you have two more holes to f---. The muzzle is an interesting concept. I wonder if I could f--- them or a khajeet in the nostril while they tongue my nuts. It probably wouldn't be a good idea to c-- in their though because it would get on their brain and make them go insane or retarded or something. Retarded might not stop me, but insane with those teeth by my balls would be worrisome. TES orcs all the way in one on one, large battle gotta go with Tolkien

□ Anonymous 07/20/11(Ned)00:48 No.15641924 Let me tell you about necromancy, Itg/.I played a necromancer once, in what I thought was a solo game over IRC. I went around to places where the economy was horrible, the rulers were tyrants, and the people were downtrodden There, hidden in cairns and crypts, I taught. I taught the people how to use the dead in their defense-and when defense was not needed, in their fields. I taught spellcraft and surgery. I taught them to think for themselve I overthrew tyrants, I saved civilizations.I left in my wake prosperous, well-fed democracies, populated by the living and the working dead. Eventually, I became old. Tired. I knew that lichdom was not for me-benefits aside, I was ready to move on. I had mastered this side of death--yet there was so much more to learn, that required intimate knowledge of the other side □ Anonymous 07/20/11(Wed)00:48 No.1564 1933 P> As I prepared my final resting place, with a missive spell to go out to all my proteges, I used a simple scrying spell to view the places I had visited, once more. What I saw surprised and disgusted me. The living once again worked the fields, instead of the schools and libraries. So-called 'good kings' once more had tyranny over the people. Ignorance and fear ruled these lands again. And bodies were cremated, even the bones, and scattered so that no necromancer could use them, for good or for ill I traced back the lines of fate to find what had caused such disasters, what had destroyed the lands which I had saved. Adventurers, So-called saviors, hunting down the most powerful necromancer in the world. The Arch-Lich, they called me. I wasn't even dead! The stories they circulated claimed I had lived a thousand-thousand years, spreading misery and the walking dead in my wake. Misery, most certainly not, and I was scarcely sixty years old, though my mentor had certainly lived a long time, and his mentor before him. I was not even a lich! Not long after I discovered this, my body failing, one organ at the time, this group of adventurers found me. □ Anonymous 07/20/11(Wed)00:49 No.1564 1938 15641933 I lay on my deathbed. They were expecting a fight, some cackling, evil mastermind to kill so that they could have been called heroes. They did not expect an old, bitter man who had seen his life's work destroyed because of paranoia and bigotry I told them what I had done, and why I had done it. I told them of my hopes and dreams, for a world where no living man would have to work, where all could spend time doing what they truely desired study, advancement, even the simple pleasures of a small arm and amily if they so wished. A world ree of petty tyrants, where each man could vote or the ruler oftheir town or her nation. In the end, I cried. For my proteges, good men dead at the hands of these heroes. For my plans, dashed against the rocks of hatred. For myself, an old, broken dying man with a wasted life As it turns out, my DM was using me as the BBEG for another campaign he was running... and according to him, I succeeded beautifully

□ Anonymous 07/20/11(Ned)00:48 No.15641924 Let me tell you about necromancy, Itg/.I played a necromancer once, in what I thought was a solo game over IRC. I went around to places where the economy was horrible, the rulers were tyrants, and the people were downtrodden There, hidden in cairns and crypts, I taught. I taught the people how to use the dead in their defense-and when defense was not needed, in their fields. I taught spellcraft and surgery. I taught them to think for themselve I overthrew tyrants, I saved civilizations.I left in my wake prosperous, well-fed democracies, populated by the living and the working dead. Eventually, I became old. Tired. I knew that lichdom was not for me-benefits aside, I was ready to move on. I had mastered this side of death--yet there was so much more to learn, that required intimate knowledge of the other side □ Anonymous 07/20/11(Wed)00:48 No.1564 1933 P> As I prepared my final resting place, with a missive spell to go out to all my proteges, I used a simple scrying spell to view the places I had visited, once more. What I saw surprised and disgusted me. The living once again worked the fields, instead of the schools and libraries. So-called 'good kings' once more had tyranny over the people. Ignorance and fear ruled these lands again. And bodies were cremated, even the bones, and scattered so that no necromancer could use them, for good or for ill I traced back the lines of fate to find what had caused such disasters, what had destroyed the lands which I had saved. Adventurers, So-called saviors, hunting down the most powerful necromancer in the world. The Arch-Lich, they called me. I wasn't even dead! The stories they circulated claimed I had lived a thousand-thousand years, spreading misery and the walking dead in my wake. Misery, most certainly not, and I was scarcely sixty years old, though my mentor had certainly lived a long time, and his mentor before him. I was not even a lich! Not long after I discovered this, my body failing, one organ at the time, this group of adventurers found me. □ Anonymous 07/20/11(Wed)00:49 No.1564 1938 15641933 I lay on my deathbed. They were expecting a fight, some cackling, evil mastermind to kill so that they could have been called heroes. They did not expect an old, bitter man who had seen his life's work destroyed because of paranoia and bigotry I told them what I had done, and why I had done it. I told them of my hopes and dreams, for a world where no living man would have to work, where all could spend time doing what they truely desired study, advancement, even the simple pleasures of a small arm and amily if they so wished. A world ree of petty tyrants, where each man could vote or the ruler oftheir town or her nation. In the end, I cried. For my proteges, good men dead at the hands of these heroes. For my plans, dashed against the rocks of hatred. For myself, an old, broken dying man with a wasted life As it turns out, my DM was using me as the BBEG for another campaign he was running... and according to him, I succeeded beautifully

"He sank the boat he was working on just to kill the captain"

Anonymous 11/05/13(Tue)00:28:49 No.514430909 You mad that I f--- 20 times more girls than you f------? 17 KB JPCG Anonymous 11/05/13/(Tue)00:29:17 No.514430972 20 x 0 = 0 vagisodium he sank the boat he was working on just to kill the captairn #clever

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413531-CosmicBrowniesina (195 KB, 800x600) 9ogle iodb W Anonymous 1 1/24/13(Sun) 1 3:00:34 No.28470756 [リ2228470782 28470729 Last Nights D&D session DM decides to reveal that he's actually a bit of an amateur chef Spends ten minutes puttering around in the kitchen, and we hear the constant churning noise of a blender Comes back with large mugs filled with a thick, brown liquid 키rs my cosmic brownie shake. Just try it." Try it It tastes like sex with an angel Everyone drains their mugs Don't worry, there's plenty left! You can drink as much as you wantl And, the best part is, its actually really healthy for you We start playing, continuing to drink the tasty shakes the entire time >About an hour in, I start to feel funny >One guy dashes off to the bathroom, and a few seconds later we hear him screaming ITS LIKE SNAKES. ITS LIKE SNAKES ARE IN MY GUTS AND ARE TEARING APART MY A------ No one has any idea what he's talking about >One minute later Everyone knows what he's talking about manage to reach one of the three bathrooms Pain >Agonizing pain Like my liver is strangling my stomach while my intestines tie themselves into knots am s------- and crying and occasionally screaming Hear screaming coming from outside the window >One guy didn't manage to get into a bathroom >He's screaming and crying and s------- outside in the backyard Neighbors walk out of their house to see whats going on Guy in the backyard is pleading with them to kill him >Everyone spends the entire night just s------- and crying I just got back home and I think I lost thirty pounds. Gaming food thread? 1-1口Anonymous 1 1/24/1 3(Sun) 13:02:47 No.28470782 [▼12-28470798 2-28470804 m2847082a 28470756 (OP Did you get the recipe?

413531-CosmicBrowniesina (195 KB, 800x600) 9ogle iodb W Anonymous 1 1/24/13(Sun) 1 3:00:34 No.28470756 [リ2228470782 28470729 Last Nights D&D session DM decides to reveal that he's actually a bit of an amateur chef Spends ten minutes puttering around in the kitchen, and we hear the constant churning noise of a blender Comes back with large mugs filled with a thick, brown liquid 키rs my cosmic brownie shake. Just try it." Try it It tastes like sex with an angel Everyone drains their mugs Don't worry, there's plenty left! You can drink as much as you wantl And, the best part is, its actually really healthy for you We start playing, continuing to drink the tasty shakes the entire time >About an hour in, I start to feel funny >One guy dashes off to the bathroom, and a few seconds later we hear him screaming ITS LIKE SNAKES. ITS LIKE SNAKES ARE IN MY GUTS AND ARE TEARING APART MY A------ No one has any idea what he's talking about >One minute later Everyone knows what he's talking about manage to reach one of the three bathrooms Pain >Agonizing pain Like my liver is strangling my stomach while my intestines tie themselves into knots am s------- and crying and occasionally screaming Hear screaming coming from outside the window >One guy didn't manage to get into a bathroom >He's screaming and crying and s------- outside in the backyard Neighbors walk out of their house to see whats going on Guy in the backyard is pleading with them to kill him >Everyone spends the entire night just s------- and crying I just got back home and I think I lost thirty pounds. Gaming food thread? 1-1口Anonymous 1 1/24/1 3(Sun) 13:02:47 No.28470782 [▼12-28470798 2-28470804 m2847082a 28470756 (OP Did you get the recipe?

3G·1-3:27 PM Board /a/ - Anime & Manga >56404081 File: 1385496721593.ipg-(29 KB, 267x400, 3.jpg) 256402611 # >Hasn't Seth been trying to write the show to death? What if he is, and no matter how intentionally awful he makes it, people love it? That sounds horrible You've done it again, Seth >Why are you laughing? >Hilarious, Mr. MacFarlane >Stop laughing. >Oh, man! Can't wait for the next episode STOP LAUGHING. WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE? >You're a genius! YOU'RE ALL INSANE! THIS IS A NIGHTMARE! WAKE ME UP! FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, SOMEBODY WAKE ME UP! >YOU ROCK, SETH!

3G·1-3:27 PM Board /a/ - Anime & Manga >56404081 File: 1385496721593.ipg-(29 KB, 267x400, 3.jpg) 256402611 # >Hasn't Seth been trying to write the show to death? What if he is, and no matter how intentionally awful he makes it, people love it? That sounds horrible You've done it again, Seth >Why are you laughing? >Hilarious, Mr. MacFarlane >Stop laughing. >Oh, man! Can't wait for the next episode STOP LAUGHING. WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE? >You're a genius! YOU'RE ALL INSANE! THIS IS A NIGHTMARE! WAKE ME UP! FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, SOMEBODY WAKE ME UP! >YOU ROCK, SETH!

O Anonymous 11/24/13(Sun)04:46:40 UTC-4 No.517722862 Replios: 2517723104 2517723301 I've wanted to die for some time now. It comes every night. When I don't want to die, I take preventative measures to keep myself from feeling comfortable with suicide. The other day I literally bought a dildo and hid it in my room. I cant knowingly kill myself when it is possible that my family will find it after Ive died. So far it's worked. I add more items when the urge arises.

O Anonymous 11/24/13(Sun)04:46:40 UTC-4 No.517722862 Replios: 2517723104 2517723301 I've wanted to die for some time now. It comes every night. When I don't want to die, I take preventative measures to keep myself from feeling comfortable with suicide. The other day I literally bought a dildo and hid it in my room. I cant knowingly kill myself when it is possible that my family will find it after Ive died. So far it's worked. I add more items when the urge arises.

File: 1385354393540 jpg-(1.62 MB, 3264x2448, IMG 20131124 213413 jpg) 8 Anonymous 11/24/13(Sun)21:39:53 UTC-7 No.517867447 Replies 25178005178690202517869962 2251787038522517870576 Hello /b/ Anonymous 1 1/24/13(Sun)21:40 52 UTC-7 No 517867629 Hello, kit kat □ Anonymous 11/24/13(Sun)21:41:12 UTC-7 No 517867691 What are you doing anon? □ Anonymous 1 1/24/13(Sun)21:41:56 UTC-7 No. 517867821 F--- you smelly f------ k--- n----- > > Anonymous 1 1/24/13(Sun)21:42:05 UTC-7 No. 517867843 you m------------ i swear to god if you do what i think you're going to do ill personally m----- you >> □ Anonymous 11/24/13(Sun)21:42:08 UTC-7 No.517867854 File: 1385354528727 gif-(51 KB, 320x240, 2693 gif Ive got a baaaaaad feeling about this.

File: 1385354393540 jpg-(1.62 MB, 3264x2448, IMG 20131124 213413 jpg) 8 Anonymous 11/24/13(Sun)21:39:53 UTC-7 No.517867447 Replies 25178005178690202517869962 2251787038522517870576 Hello /b/ Anonymous 1 1/24/13(Sun)21:40 52 UTC-7 No 517867629 Hello, kit kat □ Anonymous 11/24/13(Sun)21:41:12 UTC-7 No 517867691 What are you doing anon? □ Anonymous 1 1/24/13(Sun)21:41:56 UTC-7 No. 517867821 F--- you smelly f------ k--- n----- > > Anonymous 1 1/24/13(Sun)21:42:05 UTC-7 No. 517867843 you m------------ i swear to god if you do what i think you're going to do ill personally m----- you >> □ Anonymous 11/24/13(Sun)21:42:08 UTC-7 No.517867854 File: 1385354528727 gif-(51 KB, 320x240, 2693 gif Ive got a baaaaaad feeling about this.

File: 1353982915835.png-(123 KB, 400x334, up.png) Anonymous 11/26/12(Mon)21:21 No.43322849 [Reply] How are they supposed to take a s---? 27 posts and 6 image replies omitted. Click here to view Anonymous 11/26/12(Mon)21:46 No.43323778 Replies: 43323819 2243323894 2243323900 2243323922 One day after a gigantic meal Dog had to take a s---. While Cat was reading his monthly issue of Fish Monthly Dog suddenly looked down at Cat and said "Gee willickers Cat do I sure have to take a s---." So Dog ran in to the bathroom with Cat behind him and squated Cat's face over the toilet. With a mighty grunt a big stinky cloud of fart-smog left Cat's mouth, covering the room and causing wallpaper to peel from the wall. As Dog prepared to s--- Cat felt a big lump in his throat, much like phlegm but larger and impossible to ignore. He felt Dog's huge turd slip down his throat and in to his mouth, scraping against the back of his teeth. He had to endure this for roughly forty six minutes before the log finally left their unified bodies, coiling in the toilet below like a giant cup of softserve. The log of crap was so horribly disgusting that Winslow, who had just now walked in to the room, immediately caught scent of it and died due to his sensitive little rat nose. Dog then got off the toilet and said to Cat, "Gee cat that sure was a grumpy dumpy!" Cat couldn't respond because Cat too was dead, having suffocated at first but then losing all skin on his face from the sheer rank of the turd. Dog mourned Cat's death for a few minutes and invited the Greaser Dogs over, where they proceeded to sever Cat from his body and lay him on the floor of his house like a fine pelt carpet. Hi ho diggety Anonymous 11/26/12(Mon)21:47 No.43323819 File: 1353984474075.gif-(637 KB, 273x154, up.gif) >43323778 Anonymous 11/26/12(Mon)21:50 No.43323894 File: 1353984616484 KB, 274x265, princess peach rides m b....png) >43323778 Anonymous 11/26/12(Mon)21:50 No.43323900 File: 1353984625029.ipg-(12 KB, 307x230, Xanatos3.jpg) >43323778 l should be disgusted. But yet I'm greatly amazed at the creativity of this little story Anonymous 11/26/12(Mon)21:51 No.43323922 File: 13539846 398467725 (57 KB, 331x319, 1333576779632.jpg) >>43323778 >Hi ho diggety 7,

File: 1353982915835.png-(123 KB, 400x334, up.png) Anonymous 11/26/12(Mon)21:21 No.43322849 [Reply] How are they supposed to take a s---? 27 posts and 6 image replies omitted. Click here to view Anonymous 11/26/12(Mon)21:46 No.43323778 Replies: 43323819 2243323894 2243323900 2243323922 One day after a gigantic meal Dog had to take a s---. While Cat was reading his monthly issue of Fish Monthly Dog suddenly looked down at Cat and said "Gee willickers Cat do I sure have to take a s---." So Dog ran in to the bathroom with Cat behind him and squated Cat's face over the toilet. With a mighty grunt a big stinky cloud of fart-smog left Cat's mouth, covering the room and causing wallpaper to peel from the wall. As Dog prepared to s--- Cat felt a big lump in his throat, much like phlegm but larger and impossible to ignore. He felt Dog's huge turd slip down his throat and in to his mouth, scraping against the back of his teeth. He had to endure this for roughly forty six minutes before the log finally left their unified bodies, coiling in the toilet below like a giant cup of softserve. The log of crap was so horribly disgusting that Winslow, who had just now walked in to the room, immediately caught scent of it and died due to his sensitive little rat nose. Dog then got off the toilet and said to Cat, "Gee cat that sure was a grumpy dumpy!" Cat couldn't respond because Cat too was dead, having suffocated at first but then losing all skin on his face from the sheer rank of the turd. Dog mourned Cat's death for a few minutes and invited the Greaser Dogs over, where they proceeded to sever Cat from his body and lay him on the floor of his house like a fine pelt carpet. Hi ho diggety Anonymous 11/26/12(Mon)21:47 No.43323819 File: 1353984474075.gif-(637 KB, 273x154, up.gif) >43323778 Anonymous 11/26/12(Mon)21:50 No.43323894 File: 1353984616484 KB, 274x265, princess peach rides m b....png) >43323778 Anonymous 11/26/12(Mon)21:50 No.43323900 File: 1353984625029.ipg-(12 KB, 307x230, Xanatos3.jpg) >43323778 l should be disgusted. But yet I'm greatly amazed at the creativity of this little story Anonymous 11/26/12(Mon)21:51 No.43323922 File: 13539846 398467725 (57 KB, 331x319, 1333576779632.jpg) >>43323778 >Hi ho diggety 7,

>> □ Anonymous (ID: uP/JBpdM) 05/05/13(Sun)20:01:57 No.47801 8470 >By far the worst thing Ive ever done >Be 12, living with abusive uncle and auntie >We lived on an old farm, no animals just fields My uncle goes off to a market and comes back with this filthy ass horse >Says it's bred from some old bloke's prize stallion Auntie loves it for some reason, coz it's all muddy she calls it "Dirty". She was a bit f----- up like that >l, being a countryside f--, liked horses and riding them >Then they turned on me saying "If we ever catch you riding our f------ horse then we will beat the living shot out of you >They meant it, they'd done it before >Few days later, I'm messing in the fields with some old tractor tire I found >Dirty is just eating grass and s--- next to me Auntie and uncle come out every few minutes to make sure I'm not riding the horse >Get bored and climb inside the tire >Tire starts moving (field wasn't flat) >Can't stop. >Auntie and uncle come outside to check on me >They see me rollin >They hatin >Trying to catch me riding Dirty Replies:

>> □ Anonymous (ID: uP/JBpdM) 05/05/13(Sun)20:01:57 No.47801 8470 >By far the worst thing Ive ever done >Be 12, living with abusive uncle and auntie >We lived on an old farm, no animals just fields My uncle goes off to a market and comes back with this filthy ass horse >Says it's bred from some old bloke's prize stallion Auntie loves it for some reason, coz it's all muddy she calls it "Dirty". She was a bit f----- up like that >l, being a countryside f--, liked horses and riding them >Then they turned on me saying "If we ever catch you riding our f------ horse then we will beat the living shot out of you >They meant it, they'd done it before >Few days later, I'm messing in the fields with some old tractor tire I found >Dirty is just eating grass and s--- next to me Auntie and uncle come out every few minutes to make sure I'm not riding the horse >Get bored and climb inside the tire >Tire starts moving (field wasn't flat) >Can't stop. >Auntie and uncle come outside to check on me >They see me rollin >They hatin >Trying to catch me riding Dirty Replies: