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prohaloplayer Follow Mar 31 i invite you over to my house and while we're greeting each other at the door i turn around and yell "down boy! DOWN! NO!" and you just see a caterpillar moving very slowly across the floor toward you felitomkinson Jun 19 Follow this post pulls me out of depression every time i have it on speed dial

prohaloplayer Follow Mar 31 i invite you over to my house and while we're greeting each other at the door i turn around and yell "down boy! DOWN! NO!" and you just see a caterpillar moving very slowly across the floor toward you felitomkinson Jun 19 Follow this post pulls me out of depression every time i have it on speed dial

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Slightly Unsettling

alarmingpenguin Sarah → @SarahEliza_99 cheese is just a loaf of milk 2:21 PM - 22 Jul 19 - Twitter for iPhone She's right and I'm scared urbanfantasyinspiration This implies a liquid form of bread Beer i-am-the-broken-bride

alarmingpenguin Sarah → @SarahEliza_99 cheese is just a loaf of milk 2:21 PM - 22 Jul 19 - Twitter for iPhone She's right and I'm scared urbanfantasyinspiration This implies a liquid form of bread Beer i-am-the-broken-bride

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Soup Fantasies

wastehound-voof Follow 4d ago Little old Italian lady: Do you have zucchini? Me: Yes, right here. Lady: Is how much? Me: $2.99 a pound. Lady: It's usually $1.49. Me: Yes, in the summer. Lady, pauses, then grabs two: I put it in a soup. Me: Oh nice, what kind are you making? Lady: You will not fantasize about my soup. And then she walked away. "You will not fantasize about my soup" will be in my head forever. I love you, little old Italian lady. 33K notes

wastehound-voof Follow 4d ago Little old Italian lady: Do you have zucchini? Me: Yes, right here. Lady: Is how much? Me: $2.99 a pound. Lady: It's usually $1.49. Me: Yes, in the summer. Lady, pauses, then grabs two: I put it in a soup. Me: Oh nice, what kind are you making? Lady: You will not fantasize about my soup. And then she walked away. "You will not fantasize about my soup" will be in my head forever. I love you, little old Italian lady. 33K notes

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Swapped Forever

anonymous asked a friend of mine got top surgery and they swapped his n. like he had a mole next to one and after the surgery the mole was on the other side stealthboy Follow oh my god? huffylemon Follow the ol switcheroo 26 111 n i 3

anonymous asked a friend of mine got top surgery and they swapped his n. like he had a mole next to one and after the surgery the mole was on the other side stealthboy Follow oh my god? huffylemon Follow the ol switcheroo 26 111 n i 3

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Wishing Him the Best

sketiana Follow if i was sisyphus id eat a bit of dirt off the slope every time on my way up until the slope is no longer steep enough for the boulder to roll down. it would be end of suffering in 47 days sketiana if i was atlas id shake the sky up and down to make the laminated wobble sound worldwide every day and p zeus off enough to kill me or himself sketiana no idea how id cope being prometheus. he died so we can light joints i wish him the best 100 CV

sketiana Follow if i was sisyphus id eat a bit of dirt off the slope every time on my way up until the slope is no longer steep enough for the boulder to roll down. it would be end of suffering in 47 days sketiana if i was atlas id shake the sky up and down to make the laminated wobble sound worldwide every day and p zeus off enough to kill me or himself sketiana no idea how id cope being prometheus. he died so we can light joints i wish him the best 100 CV

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Body Positivity Things

champagnemoon Follow body positivity has largely failed because people started arguing for attractiveness and romantic prospects instead of respect and dignity soup-mood Follow tastykeratin hanschensolo Nobody NEEDS to find any- body attractive but everybo- dy NEEDS to find all physi- cal flaws insiginifigant when judging a person's worth this is truly the best summary of what all of this SHOULD be about 26,964 notes 17

champagnemoon Follow body positivity has largely failed because people started arguing for attractiveness and romantic prospects instead of respect and dignity soup-mood Follow tastykeratin hanschensolo Nobody NEEDS to find any- body attractive but everybo- dy NEEDS to find all physi- cal flaws insiginifigant when judging a person's worth this is truly the best summary of what all of this SHOULD be about 26,964 notes 17

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Hmmm

harmoniousalgorithm This is Korean: 안녕하세요 This is Japanese: こんにちは This is Chinese: They're different. theromanticanon harmoniousalgorithm alpacaquest ☑ 28,921 This is Korean: This is Japanese: 00000 This is Chinese: □□ They're different. It all looks the same to me

harmoniousalgorithm This is Korean: 안녕하세요 This is Japanese: こんにちは This is Chinese: They're different. theromanticanon harmoniousalgorithm alpacaquest ☑ 28,921 This is Korean: This is Japanese: 00000 This is Chinese: □□ They're different. It all looks the same to me

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Hard Work

atlas-s Follow ← Today I am looking for people who are interested in turning $100 to $5000 This is not a pyramid scheme or Crypto/NFT project We will be selling Crack 1:13 AM 2urban2fantasy Follow Oh thank God a reputable profession &

atlas-s Follow ← Today I am looking for people who are interested in turning $100 to $5000 This is not a pyramid scheme or Crypto/NFT project We will be selling Crack 1:13 AM 2urban2fantasy Follow Oh thank God a reputable profession &

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So Embarrassing

doyouknowwhatimeme Follow Brianna @singingbirth I visited a gun shop in Indiana once and had to use the bathroom; inside was a portrait of a naked man with a thick wooden board covering where his private part would be. Curiosity got the best of me and I tried to lift the board. It let off an air horn throughout the whole store scumcathundredaire Follow 53.8K notes D

doyouknowwhatimeme Follow Brianna @singingbirth I visited a gun shop in Indiana once and had to use the bathroom; inside was a portrait of a naked man with a thick wooden board covering where his private part would be. Curiosity got the best of me and I tried to lift the board. It let off an air horn throughout the whole store scumcathundredaire Follow 53.8K notes D

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German Dinos

swaggersbackto-theimpala I JUST REALIZED WE DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT DINOSAURS SOUND LIKE! THEY COULD'VE BEEN SPEAKING FLUENT GERMAN FOR ALL WE KNOW democracykills it's too early for this redvinesgiraffe GUTEN MORGEN HERR PTERODACTYL fieldbears WIE GEHTS FRAU MASTADON marvelous-freeman Oh my god neither of those are dinosaurs and there's 145 million years separating them both, this post is a palaeontological disaster.

swaggersbackto-theimpala I JUST REALIZED WE DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT DINOSAURS SOUND LIKE! THEY COULD'VE BEEN SPEAKING FLUENT GERMAN FOR ALL WE KNOW democracykills it's too early for this redvinesgiraffe GUTEN MORGEN HERR PTERODACTYL fieldbears WIE GEHTS FRAU MASTADON marvelous-freeman Oh my god neither of those are dinosaurs and there's 145 million years separating them both, this post is a palaeontological disaster.

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Good Boys

memeclassheroes dog dog cerberus dog gailyinthedark Obserwuj dying autisticexpression Obserwuj That means you'll get to meet him soon!

memeclassheroes dog dog cerberus dog gailyinthedark Obserwuj dying autisticexpression Obserwuj That means you'll get to meet him soon!

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These Are Good

spitandvinegar New hobby idea: using phrases that sound like down-home folksy expressions you learned from your grandma but are actually just nonsense you just made up - that man really salts my melon! -you know what they say, it takes a bushel of corn to feed one chicken - a louse will live on any head it lands on - don't put down a salt lick and say you ain't got COWS - there's a guy who eats half the berries and says the pie shell's too big -like digging a pond and hoping for ducks faedex This was supposed to be a joke and all but as a southerner, these still make sense.

spitandvinegar New hobby idea: using phrases that sound like down-home folksy expressions you learned from your grandma but are actually just nonsense you just made up - that man really salts my melon! -you know what they say, it takes a bushel of corn to feed one chicken - a louse will live on any head it lands on - don't put down a salt lick and say you ain't got COWS - there's a guy who eats half the berries and says the pie shell's too big -like digging a pond and hoping for ducks faedex This was supposed to be a joke and all but as a southerner, these still make sense.

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the demiurge's curse

caesarsaladinn Follow everybody tweets like a social theorist these days, blaming their sad little lives on the commodification of art, decline of third spaces, hyperindividualism, and other such nonsense. I, on the other hand, know what's causing my misery--the demiurge's curse ●●●

caesarsaladinn Follow everybody tweets like a social theorist these days, blaming their sad little lives on the commodification of art, decline of third spaces, hyperindividualism, and other such nonsense. I, on the other hand, know what's causing my misery--the demiurge's curse ●●●

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I think more of us need to be aware of this.

vacuously-true Follow Sometimes people bitch about media, both fiction and nonfiction, that they think "humanizes" bad people, especially bigots fascists Nazis et cetera. And I'm just like. Hey. Hey. The problem is. They ARE human. HUMANS did that. Your next door neighbor could do that. Your grandma could do that. You could do that. "No I'm a good person" why? Because you've gotten lucky and not seen propaganda yet that perfectly hit your buttons? Because you had people to correct you when you f----- up? Idk man I don't think we're all so different from the bad people. We're all just people. Reminding ourselves of our shared humanity with terrible people does NOT serve to justify their actions. It serves to remind us that the seeds of what happened to them could get into us as well, or might already have. It reminds us to be vigilant and interrogate the hatred inside us. If you convince yourself that you're just an Inherently Good Person who would never believe hateful things well. Now any little hateful thing that makes its way inside you undetected is never going to be interrogated. It will be left to grow undisturbed. If you remember that those things can get into anyone, you know to look out for them, and weed them out when they appear, and take the criticism when others point them out in you. So remember, that could have been you. If you forget, maybe it will be. 29,510 notes 2 D

vacuously-true Follow Sometimes people bitch about media, both fiction and nonfiction, that they think "humanizes" bad people, especially bigots fascists Nazis et cetera. And I'm just like. Hey. Hey. The problem is. They ARE human. HUMANS did that. Your next door neighbor could do that. Your grandma could do that. You could do that. "No I'm a good person" why? Because you've gotten lucky and not seen propaganda yet that perfectly hit your buttons? Because you had people to correct you when you f----- up? Idk man I don't think we're all so different from the bad people. We're all just people. Reminding ourselves of our shared humanity with terrible people does NOT serve to justify their actions. It serves to remind us that the seeds of what happened to them could get into us as well, or might already have. It reminds us to be vigilant and interrogate the hatred inside us. If you convince yourself that you're just an Inherently Good Person who would never believe hateful things well. Now any little hateful thing that makes its way inside you undetected is never going to be interrogated. It will be left to grow undisturbed. If you remember that those things can get into anyone, you know to look out for them, and weed them out when they appear, and take the criticism when others point them out in you. So remember, that could have been you. If you forget, maybe it will be. 29,510 notes 2 D

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Don't know how many times I've showed a non-Tumblr person a Tumblr post and had the whole thing derail because the poor soul actually read someone's user name.

rederiswrites Don't know how many times I've showed a non-Tumblr person a Tumblr post and had the whole thing derail because the poor soul actually read someone's user name. rederiswrites Follow "Why does it say--" *squints at the screen* "....aziraphale's flaming c---??" "Oh no uh, ignore that."

rederiswrites Don't know how many times I've showed a non-Tumblr person a Tumblr post and had the whole thing derail because the poor soul actually read someone's user name. rederiswrites Follow "Why does it say--" *squints at the screen* "....aziraphale's flaming c---??" "Oh no uh, ignore that."

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DNI if you enjoy NSFW things (aside gore) :]

dni-archive • DNI if you enjoy NSFW things (aside gore) :] ALT abyssill #NO SEX!! only murder itsladykit Motion Picture Association of America.

dni-archive • DNI if you enjoy NSFW things (aside gore) :] ALT abyssill #NO SEX!! only murder itsladykit Motion Picture Association of America.

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Me thinking up an insane plot element and hyping myself up for the nonexistent cartoon that lives in my brain

wet-monsoon Follow me thinking up an insane plot element and hyping myself up for the nonexistent cartoon that lives in my brain 70,613 notes

wet-monsoon Follow me thinking up an insane plot element and hyping myself up for the nonexistent cartoon that lives in my brain 70,613 notes

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100% CLEAR - Congratulations Tumblr Theme/Gimmick Accounts

oicuperp hoffman's car magical-missiles @i-identify-guns-in-posts this one's a doozy 11 i-identify-guns-in-posts 1. Springfield Armory XD-M 2. HK USP 3. Desert Eagle 4. 1911 derivative (specific model unknown) 5. SIG P229 Elite 6. Beretta 92FS 7. Diamondback DB9 8. Ruger P-Series pistol 9. Kel-Tec PMR30 10. Ruger 22/45 11. Unidentified revolver, likely Smith & Wesson 12. Unidentified revolver, likely Smith & Wesson 13. Unidentified (revolver?) maykitz you forgot to identify the pink one CLO sapphixxx 11. Is a Ruger GP100, based on the scalloped section behind the cylinder and wooden insert in the synthetic grip maykitz you forgot to identify the pink one 12. Is a S&W Model 10 based on the proportion of the size of the cylinder to the trigger guard, fixed notch rear sight, narrow hammer, and small grips that do not fill the upper portion of the frame behind the trigger guard pixelizedprince Adam & Eve Silicone G-Gasm Rabbit based on the curved vibrating tip, dual motors, 7 vibration modes, and fully waterproof pink silicone casing derrida-simp @identifying-cars-in-posts what's the car tho identifying-cars-in-posts 2011-2014 Ford F-150 24fish 8 69,594 notes 100% Clear Congratulations! 3

oicuperp hoffman's car magical-missiles @i-identify-guns-in-posts this one's a doozy 11 i-identify-guns-in-posts 1. Springfield Armory XD-M 2. HK USP 3. Desert Eagle 4. 1911 derivative (specific model unknown) 5. SIG P229 Elite 6. Beretta 92FS 7. Diamondback DB9 8. Ruger P-Series pistol 9. Kel-Tec PMR30 10. Ruger 22/45 11. Unidentified revolver, likely Smith & Wesson 12. Unidentified revolver, likely Smith & Wesson 13. Unidentified (revolver?) maykitz you forgot to identify the pink one CLO sapphixxx 11. Is a Ruger GP100, based on the scalloped section behind the cylinder and wooden insert in the synthetic grip maykitz you forgot to identify the pink one 12. Is a S&W Model 10 based on the proportion of the size of the cylinder to the trigger guard, fixed notch rear sight, narrow hammer, and small grips that do not fill the upper portion of the frame behind the trigger guard pixelizedprince Adam & Eve Silicone G-Gasm Rabbit based on the curved vibrating tip, dual motors, 7 vibration modes, and fully waterproof pink silicone casing derrida-simp @identifying-cars-in-posts what's the car tho identifying-cars-in-posts 2011-2014 Ford F-150 24fish 8 69,594 notes 100% Clear Congratulations! 3

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Truly

genlossicle Dec 15, 2023 Follow ... you never truly leave a fandom. some day down the road you're gonna remember the blorbo you were obsessed with when you were ten and never recover the brainrot that'll attack you out of nowhere

genlossicle Dec 15, 2023 Follow ... you never truly leave a fandom. some day down the road you're gonna remember the blorbo you were obsessed with when you were ten and never recover the brainrot that'll attack you out of nowhere

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The Older I Get the More Naps I Need

scientia-rex My greatest tragedy is that I literally always want a nap, right up until ten pm, when I feel utterly alive and electrified. 40.506 notities D

scientia-rex My greatest tragedy is that I literally always want a nap, right up until ten pm, when I feel utterly alive and electrified. 40.506 notities D

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