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Why Did God Create Atheists?

Rivkah E Gamble ... 24 Nov at 06:36 Why Did God Create Atheists? There is a famous story told in Chassidic literature that addresses this very question. The Master teaches the student that God created everything in the world to be appreciated, since everything is here to teach us a lesson. One clever student asks "What lesson can we learn from atheists? Why did God create them?" The Master responds "God created atheists to teach us the most important lesson of them all-the lesson of true compassion. You see, when an atheist performs and act of charity, visits someone who is sick, helps someone in need, and cares for the world, he is not doing so because of some religious teaching. He does not believe that god commanded him to perform this act. In fact, he does not believe in God at all, so his acts are based on an inner sense of morality. And look at the kindness he can bestow upon others simply because he feels it to be right." "This means," the Master continued "that when someone reaches out to you for help, you should never say 'I pray that God will help you! Instead for the moment, you should become an atheist, imagine that there is no God who can help, and say 'l will help you." ETA source: Tales of Hasidim Vol. 2 by Mar razairazerci I started reading this and was worried it would be something attacking atheists, or bashing religion, but this makes me really, really happy. naamahdarling imagine that there is no God who can help, and say 'I will help you." H--------. H--------. Yes. YES.

Rivkah E Gamble ... 24 Nov at 06:36 Why Did God Create Atheists? There is a famous story told in Chassidic literature that addresses this very question. The Master teaches the student that God created everything in the world to be appreciated, since everything is here to teach us a lesson. One clever student asks "What lesson can we learn from atheists? Why did God create them?" The Master responds "God created atheists to teach us the most important lesson of them all-the lesson of true compassion. You see, when an atheist performs and act of charity, visits someone who is sick, helps someone in need, and cares for the world, he is not doing so because of some religious teaching. He does not believe that god commanded him to perform this act. In fact, he does not believe in God at all, so his acts are based on an inner sense of morality. And look at the kindness he can bestow upon others simply because he feels it to be right." "This means," the Master continued "that when someone reaches out to you for help, you should never say 'I pray that God will help you! Instead for the moment, you should become an atheist, imagine that there is no God who can help, and say 'l will help you." ETA source: Tales of Hasidim Vol. 2 by Mar razairazerci I started reading this and was worried it would be something attacking atheists, or bashing religion, but this makes me really, really happy. naamahdarling imagine that there is no God who can help, and say 'I will help you." H--------. H--------. Yes. YES.

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Why People Come in Different Colors

callieohpeee: when i was around 5 i asked my mom why "some people were different colors" and she said "because god wanted lots of flavors" and let me tell you that was the wrong thing to say because for the next 3 years i thought god ate people when they died Source: fujiwaranomokou 294,704 notes

callieohpeee: when i was around 5 i asked my mom why "some people were different colors" and she said "because god wanted lots of flavors" and let me tell you that was the wrong thing to say because for the next 3 years i thought god ate people when they died Source: fujiwaranomokou 294,704 notes

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Tubular

hoedak DREAM WORKS Adora, falls 80ft into an unknown jungle terrain after being choked by a vine and blacking out: *sees a glowy sword* oh tubular let's f----- touch it my dudes fyeahcatradora i can't. i cannot. every time, every f------ time i see this, it cracks me up. i can't. i am physically unable. this is the funniest thing i have ever seen and i don't know why. is it her face, how her eyes are wide open and apart from each other, and her mouth in a tiny innocent smirk, and the fixation of her gaze.. is it the fact that she did make that face? did she even make that face? is this a screenshot? is it the use of the word "tubular". or how 'my dudes' reminds me of the 'it is wednesday my dudes' frog. is it the realization that adora did, in fact, do exactly that, and that's weird as f---. is it all of the above. i can't even. i don't know. i cannot. i will always remember this post. this is the funniest s--- i will ever see in this website. op you've changed my life Source: hoedak #oh tubular #reblog

hoedak DREAM WORKS Adora, falls 80ft into an unknown jungle terrain after being choked by a vine and blacking out: *sees a glowy sword* oh tubular let's f----- touch it my dudes fyeahcatradora i can't. i cannot. every time, every f------ time i see this, it cracks me up. i can't. i am physically unable. this is the funniest thing i have ever seen and i don't know why. is it her face, how her eyes are wide open and apart from each other, and her mouth in a tiny innocent smirk, and the fixation of her gaze.. is it the fact that she did make that face? did she even make that face? is this a screenshot? is it the use of the word "tubular". or how 'my dudes' reminds me of the 'it is wednesday my dudes' frog. is it the realization that adora did, in fact, do exactly that, and that's weird as f---. is it all of the above. i can't even. i don't know. i cannot. i will always remember this post. this is the funniest s--- i will ever see in this website. op you've changed my life Source: hoedak #oh tubular #reblog

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anus "Took a selfie through a paper towel roll, it turned out really creepy looking" angrynerdyblogger it's like an ungodly sun

Wedding Planning Advice

missouri-nationalist Marriage is good and weddings are great but I hate modern wedding culture. You don't need to bankrupt yourself to have a nice wedding. Stop supporting the wedding industry, stop buying outrageously priced engagement rings, stop spending 10k on a dress you'll only ever wear once. tidy-tidings Coming from a professional event planner - weddings are egregiously expensive because companies openly raise prices at the word "wedding." Pro Tip - Never drop the word wedding while planning if you don't need to. Most things can be for "an event you're planning." This obviously doesn't include things like the venue, DJ (who needs specific wedding songs), and the wedding dress company if you're going that route versus just buying a dress. For my wedding I got “discounted" cupcakes, flowers, decor, bridesmaids dresses, groomsman attire, and invitations. I did this by either searching for things that aren't marketed for weddings or not telling the companies I was working with it was for a wedding. Because honestly, most of the time they don't need to know why you're ordering. These companies target people planning their weddings and markup everything the second "wedding" is said. And it's said often because people assume the services change exponentially for weddings. They absolutely do not. The best example are the cupcakes I had for my wedding. I used a designer cupcake store in town instead of spending $1000 on a wedding cake. If you place a large order of cupcakes with a cake tree for display - it costs about $150 for 100 (which is what I did). When you order their "wedding" package - the price raised to a $700 base for 100 cupcakes. The only other perk includes a "tasting." Forget that. Our tasting was buying a few cupcakes in flavors we thought we'd like and picked three. It cost maybe $20. What these companies do is scummy and targets people who don't have information about the event industry. I will yell it from the rooftops until people realize there's a better way.

missouri-nationalist Marriage is good and weddings are great but I hate modern wedding culture. You don't need to bankrupt yourself to have a nice wedding. Stop supporting the wedding industry, stop buying outrageously priced engagement rings, stop spending 10k on a dress you'll only ever wear once. tidy-tidings Coming from a professional event planner - weddings are egregiously expensive because companies openly raise prices at the word "wedding." Pro Tip - Never drop the word wedding while planning if you don't need to. Most things can be for "an event you're planning." This obviously doesn't include things like the venue, DJ (who needs specific wedding songs), and the wedding dress company if you're going that route versus just buying a dress. For my wedding I got “discounted" cupcakes, flowers, decor, bridesmaids dresses, groomsman attire, and invitations. I did this by either searching for things that aren't marketed for weddings or not telling the companies I was working with it was for a wedding. Because honestly, most of the time they don't need to know why you're ordering. These companies target people planning their weddings and markup everything the second "wedding" is said. And it's said often because people assume the services change exponentially for weddings. They absolutely do not. The best example are the cupcakes I had for my wedding. I used a designer cupcake store in town instead of spending $1000 on a wedding cake. If you place a large order of cupcakes with a cake tree for display - it costs about $150 for 100 (which is what I did). When you order their "wedding" package - the price raised to a $700 base for 100 cupcakes. The only other perk includes a "tasting." Forget that. Our tasting was buying a few cupcakes in flavors we thought we'd like and picked three. It cost maybe $20. What these companies do is scummy and targets people who don't have information about the event industry. I will yell it from the rooftops until people realize there's a better way.

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YOu WERE SUPPOSED TO MAKE A WOMAN. dandraco: hollyoakhill: do you ever think about how little Michelangelo cared All right, everyone, grab a chair and sit back because l'm going to share with you what I learned about Michelangelo and the Sistine Chapel in my Art History Class. The man NEVER wanted to paint the damn thing. But the pope at the time "forced him to" According to my teacher. Michelangelo hated this man, I MEAN REALLY HATED HIM. So did a majority of people. The pope's nickname translated literally means "Terrible pope". And the working conditions were awful. He had to work on his back with all that paint, which is filled with some toxic s--- that gave Michelangelo a limp for the rest of his life. (Also, our teacher made us get on our backs and try drawing with both hands JUST to prove how bad and uncomfortable it is.) At the time, the ceiling was so high, you could barely see it. You need binoculars to get a good look at what's up there, by the time people could see the paintings, there was a lot of weird symbolism that Michelangelo hid up there. This one? The creation of the sun and moon? God is mooning you. And the pope and all others after him prayed under that without knowing. This one? At the time, dissecting was sacrilegious and everyone found out how behind God was what looked like half a brain. blah blah, science, science, that p----- everyone off. And also, ALLLLLLL the men and women in the Sistine Chapel are all on f------ steroids. My teacher described the women's bodies as "Men bodies with boobs slapped on." And then there is this: Now this is the back wall. Michelangelo actually wanted to paint this one after he finished the ceiling. (and there was a different pope too, I believe.) However, originally, EVERYONE in that painting was naked. And they didn't like it. Adam and Eve naked? That's cool. But Jesus? Now you crossed the line. So the pope at the time hired someone else to censor it and give the important figures clothes. He worked on it for 6 or 9 months before he died. And then the symbolism in this one is great. Somewhere in the right, there are homosexuals in heaven. (No matter what, the Vatican will say "Those straight men are happy" 'll get to that in a second), Michelangelo painted himself near Jesus, and the terrible pope is in hell with a snake biting his balls. And if you were to point ANY of this out to the Vatican, they will deny all of it and claim Michelangelo was a catholic hero. In fact, when they discovered the symbolism around the 60s or 70s, the guy who told the Vatican was kicked out of the Vatican for life.

YOu WERE SUPPOSED TO MAKE A WOMAN. dandraco: hollyoakhill: do you ever think about how little Michelangelo cared All right, everyone, grab a chair and sit back because l'm going to share with you what I learned about Michelangelo and the Sistine Chapel in my Art History Class. The man NEVER wanted to paint the damn thing. But the pope at the time "forced him to" According to my teacher. Michelangelo hated this man, I MEAN REALLY HATED HIM. So did a majority of people. The pope's nickname translated literally means "Terrible pope". And the working conditions were awful. He had to work on his back with all that paint, which is filled with some toxic s--- that gave Michelangelo a limp for the rest of his life. (Also, our teacher made us get on our backs and try drawing with both hands JUST to prove how bad and uncomfortable it is.) At the time, the ceiling was so high, you could barely see it. You need binoculars to get a good look at what's up there, by the time people could see the paintings, there was a lot of weird symbolism that Michelangelo hid up there. This one? The creation of the sun and moon? God is mooning you. And the pope and all others after him prayed under that without knowing. This one? At the time, dissecting was sacrilegious and everyone found out how behind God was what looked like half a brain. blah blah, science, science, that p----- everyone off. And also, ALLLLLLL the men and women in the Sistine Chapel are all on f------ steroids. My teacher described the women's bodies as "Men bodies with boobs slapped on." And then there is this: Now this is the back wall. Michelangelo actually wanted to paint this one after he finished the ceiling. (and there was a different pope too, I believe.) However, originally, EVERYONE in that painting was naked. And they didn't like it. Adam and Eve naked? That's cool. But Jesus? Now you crossed the line. So the pope at the time hired someone else to censor it and give the important figures clothes. He worked on it for 6 or 9 months before he died. And then the symbolism in this one is great. Somewhere in the right, there are homosexuals in heaven. (No matter what, the Vatican will say "Those straight men are happy" 'll get to that in a second), Michelangelo painted himself near Jesus, and the terrible pope is in hell with a snake biting his balls. And if you were to point ANY of this out to the Vatican, they will deny all of it and claim Michelangelo was a catholic hero. In fact, when they discovered the symbolism around the 60s or 70s, the guy who told the Vatican was kicked out of the Vatican for life.

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Scar's Dead Brother

miyazakishuuto: miyazakishuuto: scar's brother was ultra hot and im so mad he is dead I JUST REALIZED THAT I SHOULD CLARIFY THAT I AM WATCHING FMA: BROTHERHOOD AND I AM NOT IN FACT LUSTING AFTER MUFASA, SCAR'S DEAD BROTHER IN THE LION KING Source: miyazakishuuto 66,694 notes T1

miyazakishuuto: miyazakishuuto: scar's brother was ultra hot and im so mad he is dead I JUST REALIZED THAT I SHOULD CLARIFY THAT I AM WATCHING FMA: BROTHERHOOD AND I AM NOT IN FACT LUSTING AFTER MUFASA, SCAR'S DEAD BROTHER IN THE LION KING Source: miyazakishuuto 66,694 notes T1

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Dwarf Beards

deluxeloy Theory: So you know how dwarves have that thing with beards? What if that's not just a cultural standard or mere coincidence? What if there's a reason? See, dwarves like to dig a lot. They build underground homes, and there's nothing more rewarding to them than digging up some gems or valuable metals. But chipping away at all that rock and disturbing all that earth kicks up a lot of dust and dirt. If you do that every day without proper breathing protection (which Ancient Dwarves probably didn't have much access to) all those particles are going to build up in your lungs. It's a phenomenon we see with real miners too; eventually, they develop a host of respiratory-related problems and even lung cancer. Now, if only dwarves had some sort of natural protection against all that fine dust. If only they had some sort of filter in front of their mouth an nose... My theory states that, through natural selection, dwarves developed more and more dense facial hair as a defense mechanism. mysral It should be noted that this interpretation also supports the "female dwarves have beards too" line of thought. It makes very little sense for half the population not to have that intrinsic protection, after all.. aegipan-omnicorn This world-building has me legit grinning. like this one. athelind This suggests that the micro-structures of dwarf beard hair are a lot more complex than ordinary hair, possibly including skin oils or other compounds with antimicrobial properties. It also suggests that some of the dwarven durability reflected in their tabletop game Constitution bonuses are because they have built-in HEPA filters. And that in turn suggests that shaving a dwarf's beard or causing magical hair loss would have negative health impacts for the individual in question, suddenly breathing unfiltered air for the first time. Asthma, allergies, bronchitis, even pneumonia. aegipan-omnicorn Now that you mention it, l'm imagining each dwarven hair having micro-barbules along the shaft, to form a fine mesh in more than one direction at once. Also, that their beards may be a microscopic ecosystem with unique species of lice, etc. living within their beards that would feed on the spores and microbes caught within it. Thus, making their beards 'self cleaning' - unlike a man-made HEPA filter, the beards don't get clogged over time. cipheramnesia And dwarves love and care and decorate their beards so much because like... it's not just accessory, it's a whole face terrarium. Just like anyone else with a plant or a fish, some people want to make it look extra pretty or minimalist or whatever style. Plus of course you may have exotic variations based on environment, because the air and rocks could be different. Touching a dwarf beard or heavens forbid tugging it is like running up to a fish tank in a stranger's house and tapping the glass - you don't do that. Dwarven beard care is like gardening and owning a pet rolled into one. dungeonmalcontent This is the only truth I will accept about dwarven beards now.

deluxeloy Theory: So you know how dwarves have that thing with beards? What if that's not just a cultural standard or mere coincidence? What if there's a reason? See, dwarves like to dig a lot. They build underground homes, and there's nothing more rewarding to them than digging up some gems or valuable metals. But chipping away at all that rock and disturbing all that earth kicks up a lot of dust and dirt. If you do that every day without proper breathing protection (which Ancient Dwarves probably didn't have much access to) all those particles are going to build up in your lungs. It's a phenomenon we see with real miners too; eventually, they develop a host of respiratory-related problems and even lung cancer. Now, if only dwarves had some sort of natural protection against all that fine dust. If only they had some sort of filter in front of their mouth an nose... My theory states that, through natural selection, dwarves developed more and more dense facial hair as a defense mechanism. mysral It should be noted that this interpretation also supports the "female dwarves have beards too" line of thought. It makes very little sense for half the population not to have that intrinsic protection, after all.. aegipan-omnicorn This world-building has me legit grinning. like this one. athelind This suggests that the micro-structures of dwarf beard hair are a lot more complex than ordinary hair, possibly including skin oils or other compounds with antimicrobial properties. It also suggests that some of the dwarven durability reflected in their tabletop game Constitution bonuses are because they have built-in HEPA filters. And that in turn suggests that shaving a dwarf's beard or causing magical hair loss would have negative health impacts for the individual in question, suddenly breathing unfiltered air for the first time. Asthma, allergies, bronchitis, even pneumonia. aegipan-omnicorn Now that you mention it, l'm imagining each dwarven hair having micro-barbules along the shaft, to form a fine mesh in more than one direction at once. Also, that their beards may be a microscopic ecosystem with unique species of lice, etc. living within their beards that would feed on the spores and microbes caught within it. Thus, making their beards 'self cleaning' - unlike a man-made HEPA filter, the beards don't get clogged over time. cipheramnesia And dwarves love and care and decorate their beards so much because like... it's not just accessory, it's a whole face terrarium. Just like anyone else with a plant or a fish, some people want to make it look extra pretty or minimalist or whatever style. Plus of course you may have exotic variations based on environment, because the air and rocks could be different. Touching a dwarf beard or heavens forbid tugging it is like running up to a fish tank in a stranger's house and tapping the glass - you don't do that. Dwarven beard care is like gardening and owning a pet rolled into one. dungeonmalcontent This is the only truth I will accept about dwarven beards now.

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Thank God for Beef

French - Translate from Spanish English La Beouf Beef Edi halseymemes Shia Beef perpetuallynocturnal Shia once explained that Shia means Praise God so his name literally means Thank god for Beef halseymemes Holy cow 74,812 notes

French - Translate from Spanish English La Beouf Beef Edi halseymemes Shia Beef perpetuallynocturnal Shia once explained that Shia means Praise God so his name literally means Thank god for Beef halseymemes Holy cow 74,812 notes

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Here's a hint: crocodile

beaky-peartree Follow captain hook: arrrg i miss vine. twas me fav'rit app smee: but capn! there's a new app! its not exactly the same but it's very similar! captain hook: what's it called? smee: um lickthemagaindeacy Follow F--- not-close-to-straight Follow This is a next level joke

beaky-peartree Follow captain hook: arrrg i miss vine. twas me fav'rit app smee: but capn! there's a new app! its not exactly the same but it's very similar! captain hook: what's it called? smee: um lickthemagaindeacy Follow F--- not-close-to-straight Follow This is a next level joke

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math?you say a tone music??

Mary Poppins - Chim Chimney [AMV] 2.13/2:42 Top Comments If you write "-2 -2 x =" on a piece of paper your pencil will make a sound similar to this song try it! GreenDaySims 2 years ago 187 What the... but. how.. wha. how did this person.. I. Oh my god. i just wrote -2-2x= like 75 times on a paper oh god i filled up both sides what just happened this makes me uncomfortable, then do =x+2+ for the next part for "or blow me a kiss, and that's lucky too" it's =+1=+1 What is this sorcery?!?! the ending is: 12=x1= So I just worked out the whole song, and here you go: -2-2X = =x+2 + -2-2X= =X+2+ = +1= + 1 -72+7 =X+2+ = 2+21 =X +2 + -2-2X = =X + 2 + - 2-2X= =X + 2+ -2-2X = =x +2 + -2-2X= =X +2+ -72 +7 =X+2+ -72 +7 =x+2 + = 772 + =x+2+ =x-7 - 2 -2-2X= =X+2+ =x+ 21 =x + 2 + 12 = X1=

Mary Poppins - Chim Chimney [AMV] 2.13/2:42 Top Comments If you write "-2 -2 x =" on a piece of paper your pencil will make a sound similar to this song try it! GreenDaySims 2 years ago 187 What the... but. how.. wha. how did this person.. I. Oh my god. i just wrote -2-2x= like 75 times on a paper oh god i filled up both sides what just happened this makes me uncomfortable, then do =x+2+ for the next part for "or blow me a kiss, and that's lucky too" it's =+1=+1 What is this sorcery?!?! the ending is: 12=x1= So I just worked out the whole song, and here you go: -2-2X = =x+2 + -2-2X= =X+2+ = +1= + 1 -72+7 =X+2+ = 2+21 =X +2 + -2-2X = =X + 2 + - 2-2X= =X + 2+ -2-2X = =x +2 + -2-2X= =X +2+ -72 +7 =X+2+ -72 +7 =x+2 + = 772 + =x+2+ =x-7 - 2 -2-2X= =X+2+ =x+ 21 =x + 2 + 12 = X1=

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Monkey Busters

A rural Japanese town under siege by monkeys is defended by three elderly women armed with airguns who call themselves the "Monkey Busters".

A rural Japanese town under siege by monkeys is defended by three elderly women armed with airguns who call themselves the "Monkey Busters".

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Now THIS is a political figure I can get behind!

There's only one brazilian fed that matters BOM MOZART F---- 06:1 8:28 delegado da Policia Federal

There's only one brazilian fed that matters BOM MOZART F---- 06:1 8:28 delegado da Policia Federal

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An October Reminder

dark-and-night Follow Just an October Reminder • Werewolves are usually very sore after transforming, give them a heating pad and some gentle massages and be sure to keep plenty of food and water on hand. Vampires don't mind the colder weather so remind them to wear jackets when they go out at night so that they'll blend in better with the cold populace. • The monster that lives under your bed likes the smell of the candles you burn in your room, Lush Forest is their favorite scent. • The shadow people actually like nightlights because more light means more shadows. • The beast that lives in the woods likes watching you and your friends around the campfire. They like pretending they're part of the group. • Mimics love Halloween because their costumes are always the best. • This is an important month for witches. Supply them with mason jars and remember to put out the moon water for them. • The tree monster that clicks and clacks on your window doesn't mean to scare you, they just need nail clippers.

dark-and-night Follow Just an October Reminder • Werewolves are usually very sore after transforming, give them a heating pad and some gentle massages and be sure to keep plenty of food and water on hand. Vampires don't mind the colder weather so remind them to wear jackets when they go out at night so that they'll blend in better with the cold populace. • The monster that lives under your bed likes the smell of the candles you burn in your room, Lush Forest is their favorite scent. • The shadow people actually like nightlights because more light means more shadows. • The beast that lives in the woods likes watching you and your friends around the campfire. They like pretending they're part of the group. • Mimics love Halloween because their costumes are always the best. • This is an important month for witches. Supply them with mason jars and remember to put out the moon water for them. • The tree monster that clicks and clacks on your window doesn't mean to scare you, they just need nail clippers.

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Your Pet Hellhound

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notinlove wenamedthedogkylo Your hellhound is so sad, throw him the femur of a sinner already

The Passion of the Christ Special Edition

: 22076(DVW) PASSION OF I 199ION OF THE CHRIS I VDDRA As Seenon G Great Value TV 9.71 424 21658992 RELIVE THE LAUGHSS Deleted Scenes And Bloopers INCLUBES EARLY ACCESS TO DENTEVIL aLABLE FROM LOADED WITH ADDED VALUE ADULT CONTENT INCLUBES 2TERRIFYING ALTERNATE ENDINGS! WIDESCREEN THE PASSION OF THE CHRIS T A WARRIOR ON EARTH BECOMES A HERO ON MARS EXPERIENCE THE SHOCKING TERROR THAT WILL HAUNT YOU FOREVER. Nick Rva August 26 at 8:39 AM · O When I worked retail I used to love peeling off the promo stickers on DVDS and putting them in other DVDS. This is my magnum opus. Source: terryfuck

: 22076(DVW) PASSION OF I 199ION OF THE CHRIS I VDDRA As Seenon G Great Value TV 9.71 424 21658992 RELIVE THE LAUGHSS Deleted Scenes And Bloopers INCLUBES EARLY ACCESS TO DENTEVIL aLABLE FROM LOADED WITH ADDED VALUE ADULT CONTENT INCLUBES 2TERRIFYING ALTERNATE ENDINGS! WIDESCREEN THE PASSION OF THE CHRIS T A WARRIOR ON EARTH BECOMES A HERO ON MARS EXPERIENCE THE SHOCKING TERROR THAT WILL HAUNT YOU FOREVER. Nick Rva August 26 at 8:39 AM · O When I worked retail I used to love peeling off the promo stickers on DVDS and putting them in other DVDS. This is my magnum opus. Source: terryfuck

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Mermaid Munchies

arctoidea: there are too many pictures of mermaids in sexy poses and not enough of them drowning and eating men. whats up with that THANKS FRIEND

arctoidea: there are too many pictures of mermaids in sexy poses and not enough of them drowning and eating men. whats up with that THANKS FRIEND

Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde

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Nut vs Cum

australian-government i hate the word nut, c-- is a nicer word gurofrde "Oh, look at the squirrels storing c-- for the winter" australian-government i regret this 199,836 notes ...

australian-government i hate the word nut, c-- is a nicer word gurofrde "Oh, look at the squirrels storing c-- for the winter" australian-government i regret this 199,836 notes ...

And Poland's just standing there

ajit @inderadjati IT LOOKS LIKE EVERYONE IS WALKING AWAY FROM POLAND LMAO Terrible Maps @TerribleMaps · Sep 27 What pedestrians look like across Europe

ajit @inderadjati IT LOOKS LIKE EVERYONE IS WALKING AWAY FROM POLAND LMAO Terrible Maps @TerribleMaps · Sep 27 What pedestrians look like across Europe

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