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dark-and-night Follow Just an October Reminder • Werewolves are usually very sore after transforming, give them a heating pad and some gentle massages and be sure to keep plenty of food and water on hand. Vampires don't mind the colder weather so remind them to wear jackets when they go out at night so that they'll blend in better with the cold populace. • The monster that lives under your bed likes the smell of the candles you burn in your room, Lush Forest is their favorite scent. • The shadow people actually like nightlights because more light means more shadows. • The beast that lives in the woods likes watching you and your friends around the campfire. They like pretending they're part of the group. • Mimics love Halloween because their costumes are always the best. • This is an important month for witches. Supply them with mason jars and remember to put out the moon water for them. • The tree monster that clicks and clacks on your window doesn't mean to scare you, they just need nail clippers.

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