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ahfysamapitongzabala+ bespectacledtitan bespectacledtitan bespectacledtitan bespectacledtitan a few days ago I was in a drama rehearsal and I had a pair of heels on for one of my scenes and someone in my class turned round to me and said "your legs look great" and I replied "thanks I grew them myself" I said that I said that to someone I don't want this to be my legacy omg LEGacy I f------ punned myself I have gone full circle Source: bespectacledti 23,099 notes
ahfysamapitongzabala+ bespectacledtitan bespectacledtitan bespectacledtitan bespectacledtitan a few days ago I was in a drama rehearsal and I had a pair of heels on for one of my scenes and someone in my class turned round to me and said "your legs look great" and I replied "thanks I grew them myself" I said that I said that to someone I don't want this to be my legacy omg LEGacy I f------ punned myself I have gone full circle Source: bespectacledti 23,099 notes

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I'm a what?

100 Upvotes?! !https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/718/141/784.gif!
100 Upvotes?! !https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/718/141/784.gif!

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posthumous fudge recipe

"source":http://cosmictuesdays.tumblr.com/post/95186769741/nadiacreek-coelasquid-deformutilated
"source":http://cosmictuesdays.tumblr.com/post/95186769741/nadiacreek-coelasquid-deformutilated

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Then in the beginning of class your teacher tells you he has a different test for each class.

fyoulaugh so-true。 When you take a test the other class hasn't taken yet: so-true.tumblr.com so-true: so true 1,335 notes
fyoulaugh so-true。 When you take a test the other class hasn't taken yet: so-true.tumblr.com so-true: so true 1,335 notes

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"I sexually identify as a bowler hat."

teamrocketing my university has these toilets and they're honestly ridiculous what is your gender?" Top hats
teamrocketing my university has these toilets and they're honestly ridiculous what is your gender?" Top hats

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"Flamboyantly autistic"

"Imgur":http://imgur.com/Pt75f2F
"Imgur":http://imgur.com/Pt75f2F

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Siri plz

sniffing siri where can I find a rich sugar daddy 165 notes
sniffing siri where can I find a rich sugar daddy 165 notes

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Surprised that Stuart hasn't died with any of these antics.

<a href="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5669psz0G1r6wxmj.jpg">And I know I'm incredibly late to the party on this, but this is what Jonathan Lipnicki (or the guy who played George Little) looks like nowadays.</a>
<a href="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5669psz0G1r6wxmj.jpg">And I know I'm incredibly late to the party on this, but this is what Jonathan Lipnicki (or the guy who played George Little) looks like nowadays.</a>

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El pastel es una mentira.

I am not on the SU side nor the MLP side, I'm just watching and enjoying the show. "Source":http://ultigom.tumblr.com/post/113968498468/horsenews-thebunnyandbear-basically-tumblr-right
I am not on the SU side nor the MLP side, I'm just watching and enjoying the show. "Source":http://ultigom.tumblr.com/post/113968498468/horsenews-thebunnyandbear-basically-tumblr-right

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idk what to say

Source:ghostfishkrillalh rainvgalaxy18 I (AGGRESSIVELY CHICKEN DANCES TOWARDS YOU) LOOK WHATI MADE reblogging because everyone needs to see that gif CANT BREATHE 159,747 notes
Source:ghostfishkrillalh rainvgalaxy18 I (AGGRESSIVELY CHICKEN DANCES TOWARDS YOU) LOOK WHATI MADE reblogging because everyone needs to see that gif CANT BREATHE 159,747 notes

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"Not using my language is selfish! Speak normally goddamn foreigns! WAAAH TOO FOREIGN I'LL REPORT YO...

Translated posts (Google Translate): "do not tell me what to do with my life." "no, and I ask the man you are proud of yourself you realize what you're doing? have you even intelligence and dignity, man? I do not know but pathetic fellow with you" "only 26.1% of the world speaks English .. English may be normal for you, but not 73.9% of the world population. English native speakers are weird !! [insert another ignorant statement here]" "Hello small peas with pool and a dog" "haha this is one of the stupidest things I've read in the past month. congratulations." "You never forget that God is Spanish and that therefore this skinny white boy Saxon can not make demands on our free speech through the divine language of the Iberian peninsula and across Europe as well as all Spanish America!"
Translated posts (Google Translate): "do not tell me what to do with my life." "no, and I ask the man you are proud of yourself you realize what you're doing? have you even intelligence and dignity, man? I do not know but pathetic fellow with you" "only 26.1% of the world speaks English .. English may be normal for you, but not 73.9% of the world population. English native speakers are weird !! [insert another ignorant statement here]" "Hello small peas with pool and a dog" "haha this is one of the stupidest things I've read in the past month. congratulations." "You never forget that God is Spanish and that therefore this skinny white boy Saxon can not make demands on our free speech through the divine language of the Iberian peninsula and across Europe as well as all Spanish America!"

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Dentist questionnaires are transphobic

"Imgur":http://imgur.com/X0Dvk9Qh
"Imgur":http://imgur.com/X0Dvk9Qh

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They've figured it out

"Imgur":http://imgur.com/XBteDNvh
"Imgur":http://imgur.com/XBteDNvh

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thebitchpudding when you have a really good idea but don't know how to do the thing Source: spongyspice 352,468 notes
thebitchpudding when you have a really good idea but don't know how to do the thing Source: spongyspice 352,468 notes

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WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT

"Imgur":http://imgur.com/apTxztL
"Imgur":http://imgur.com/apTxztL

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Tumblr is so weird, you guys

I wouldn't even post this if OP were still around, but his Tumblr is deactivated, so I guess there's no harm. (All I'm wondering is, if you're a goddess, how are you a man?)
I wouldn't even post this if OP were still around, but his Tumblr is deactivated, so I guess there's no harm. (All I'm wondering is, if you're a goddess, how are you a man?)

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A bit of perspective

"Source":http://lb-lee.tumblr.com/post/108779390249/how-dare-you
"Source":http://lb-lee.tumblr.com/post/108779390249/how-dare-you

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So many words

I went back and forth on whether to source this, since I actually like this dude. I guess it probably do any harm. "Source":http://lb-lee.tumblr.com/post/109498552759/why-theres-so-many-words
I went back and forth on whether to source this, since I actually like this dude. I guess it probably do any harm. "Source":http://lb-lee.tumblr.com/post/109498552759/why-theres-so-many-words

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So true it hurts

how i feel leaving work after using my fake ass customer service personality all day. wim nickelbagminaj DEAR GOD OMGGGG
how i feel leaving work after using my fake ass customer service personality all day. wim nickelbagminaj DEAR GOD OMGGGG

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Foxreplace

Source: http://bigbigtruck.tumblr.com/post/111508878300/do-you-have-a-complete-list-of-our-foxreplace Sorry it's so small; the original is hard to read, too.
Source: http://bigbigtruck.tumblr.com/post/111508878300/do-you-have-a-complete-list-of-our-foxreplace Sorry it's so small; the original is hard to read, too.

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foxreplace apparently they really hate politics also fedoras