Tumblr - So true it hurts

You become black?

What I say-

"Yes, sir. I'm sorry for the inconvenience, sir. Yes, sir, I'll get on it right away."

What I want to say-

"Nigga wut da fuck did you stuff in yo car's ass muthafukka? Imma stuff it in yo ass and we all gon watch you haul yo fo-hundred fat fuck wife round the hood."

Even though I'm Asian, I still kinda want to scream that at someone.