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unexotic: unexotic: is ur music ever so loud u feel like ur suffocating update: i was having an asthma attack

unexotic: unexotic: is ur music ever so loud u feel like ur suffocating update: i was having an asthma attack

ohheytherecx animetronics。 Source: oknope oknope doing a math question on a multiple choice test and getting an answer that isnt even listed as one of the choices 267,019 notes

ohheytherecx animetronics。 Source: oknope oknope doing a math question on a multiple choice test and getting an answer that isnt even listed as one of the choices 267,019 notes

animemamaluigiaiichirounitoris haibara-yuuya MICKEY MOUSE VOICE YOURE ABOUT TO EXPERIENCE THE WRATH OF A GOD 18,007 notes *は

animemamaluigiaiichirounitoris haibara-yuuya MICKEY MOUSE VOICE YOURE ABOUT TO EXPERIENCE THE WRATH OF A GOD 18,007 notes *は

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I am pretending that I am dead? Help..? Hey guys, my name is Courtney and I am 17 CourtneySo there is this gird I hate named Jane who had a big party and I went. We got into a huge argument and I left and went into the backyard to get away from her. She followed me outside and she was arguing with me and stuff and then out of nowhere she pushed me so hard! She grabbed me and tried to take me down and I was down on the ground and she climbed on top of me and she was choking me and smashing me onto the ground. I pretended I was unconscious and she was freaking out She picked me up and started dragging me even though I was awake, I was I peeked and saw she was dragging me towards the pool!! I quickly took in a huge breathe and she held up my body beside the water and she threw me into the pool did the dead mans float and I held my breathe as long as I could then I tuned around to breathe and Jane was gone. I heard her coming back so l quickly started floating again and then someone grabbed my leg and pulled me out of the water. It was Jane and her boyfriend, I kept pretending to be unconscious. Jane said she threw me in the water to get off any evidence that was one me. She said I was in the water for about 10 minutes so im probably dead and she checked my pulse and I kept pretending I was unconsicous and that IDIOT couldnt find anything and assumed i was dead. i saw my cellphone on the ground, it fell out of my pocket before jane threw me into the pool. they left for a second so i turned on the voice recorder and put the phone in my pocket. they dragged me across the grass around to the front of the house and then they lifted me up and took me upstairs and put me in the closet in janes room!! when they left i got out and dried myself off and i didnt leave behind any clues, i climbed out of janes window and went home. help! what should i do! mpulsivelvKapriciou fuckyeah-nerdery orthyourweightinfanfiction ships-were-mean this is the best thing in the entire world she should greet jane as if nothing happened and see how jane reacts she should avoid school the next day. And the next. Every night, she should put on the exact outfit she had on that day hose herself down until she's completely drenched and stand in Jane's yard. When Jane is home alone, she should approach the window, staring at her. Knock on it if you don't have her attention That'll get her back for killing you and trying to h evidence Ease up there, Satan Ease up? SHE TRIED TO KILL HER I agree with Satan

I am pretending that I am dead? Help..? Hey guys, my name is Courtney and I am 17 CourtneySo there is this gird I hate named Jane who had a big party and I went. We got into a huge argument and I left and went into the backyard to get away from her. She followed me outside and she was arguing with me and stuff and then out of nowhere she pushed me so hard! She grabbed me and tried to take me down and I was down on the ground and she climbed on top of me and she was choking me and smashing me onto the ground. I pretended I was unconscious and she was freaking out She picked me up and started dragging me even though I was awake, I was I peeked and saw she was dragging me towards the pool!! I quickly took in a huge breathe and she held up my body beside the water and she threw me into the pool did the dead mans float and I held my breathe as long as I could then I tuned around to breathe and Jane was gone. I heard her coming back so l quickly started floating again and then someone grabbed my leg and pulled me out of the water. It was Jane and her boyfriend, I kept pretending to be unconscious. Jane said she threw me in the water to get off any evidence that was one me. She said I was in the water for about 10 minutes so im probably dead and she checked my pulse and I kept pretending I was unconsicous and that IDIOT couldnt find anything and assumed i was dead. i saw my cellphone on the ground, it fell out of my pocket before jane threw me into the pool. they left for a second so i turned on the voice recorder and put the phone in my pocket. they dragged me across the grass around to the front of the house and then they lifted me up and took me upstairs and put me in the closet in janes room!! when they left i got out and dried myself off and i didnt leave behind any clues, i climbed out of janes window and went home. help! what should i do! mpulsivelvKapriciou fuckyeah-nerdery orthyourweightinfanfiction ships-were-mean this is the best thing in the entire world she should greet jane as if nothing happened and see how jane reacts she should avoid school the next day. And the next. Every night, she should put on the exact outfit she had on that day hose herself down until she's completely drenched and stand in Jane's yard. When Jane is home alone, she should approach the window, staring at her. Knock on it if you don't have her attention That'll get her back for killing you and trying to h evidence Ease up there, Satan Ease up? SHE TRIED TO KILL HER I agree with Satan

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namedlover l s--- corn dogs made of gay orang stand #pizza ove #life #weed #420 #69 #hella #d---

namedlover l s--- corn dogs made of gay orang stand #pizza ove #life #weed #420 #69 #hella #d---

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Wasn't sure which "texting" entry to put this in, so I just put this in Tumblr for the time being

Wasn't sure which "texting" entry to put this in, so I just put this in Tumblr for the time being

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If I could go back and do it all over again, I would do a lot of things differently. I'm all for free speech, but I wanted my site to be a place to share fresh, bold ideas about the world. Instead, it's become a place for angry, sexually repressed women to complain about men like me. I gave them the tool to complain, which I guess is the tragic part. Everyone knows the old Oppenheimer quote 'I am become death, destroyer of worlds. Well, tumblr's slogan at this point should be 'I am become angst, destroyer of fun' (laughter) -David Karjp Founder and CEO of tumblr

If I could go back and do it all over again, I would do a lot of things differently. I'm all for free speech, but I wanted my site to be a place to share fresh, bold ideas about the world. Instead, it's become a place for angry, sexually repressed women to complain about men like me. I gave them the tool to complain, which I guess is the tragic part. Everyone knows the old Oppenheimer quote 'I am become death, destroyer of worlds. Well, tumblr's slogan at this point should be 'I am become angst, destroyer of fun' (laughter) -David Karjp Founder and CEO of tumblr

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fiyhi: patron-de-los-santos: mcdamnright So I was at a thrift store and I see this little cat lamp. I was like "Aye yo, ya'll are f-----' adorable." So I bought the lil' guy and took him home to plug him in. Then I was like "No.” well no wonder why it was in the thrift store but s--- it was 99 cents

fiyhi: patron-de-los-santos: mcdamnright So I was at a thrift store and I see this little cat lamp. I was like "Aye yo, ya'll are f-----' adorable." So I bought the lil' guy and took him home to plug him in. Then I was like "No.” well no wonder why it was in the thrift store but s--- it was 99 cents

britishprostitute britishprostitute i love riding d*cks

britishprostitute britishprostitute i love riding d*cks

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ok y'all how do i ask a boy out roses are red violets are blue guess what, my bed has room for two OH MY GOD NO twinkle twinkle little star we can do it in a car STOP IT row, row, row your boat gently down the stream merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily i can make you scream I feel like the last one is verging dangerously into serial killer territory 96,270 notes 山-

ok y'all how do i ask a boy out roses are red violets are blue guess what, my bed has room for two OH MY GOD NO twinkle twinkle little star we can do it in a car STOP IT row, row, row your boat gently down the stream merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily i can make you scream I feel like the last one is verging dangerously into serial killer territory 96,270 notes 山-

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My grandma would always x out people in her yearbook and write "Deceased" when one of her high school classmates died. We often found it morbid. Grandma wanted to be the last one living. She wanted to win That's not a yearbook. That's a hit list.

My grandma would always x out people in her yearbook and write "Deceased" when one of her high school classmates died. We often found it morbid. Grandma wanted to be the last one living. She wanted to win That's not a yearbook. That's a hit list.

tumblr yearbook hit list

This is like a new meme coming from Tumblr guys, you should go and investigate and maybe make an Ent...

penfucker Tourist: Could you give us directions to olive Garden? New Yorker: No, but I could give you directions to an actual Italian restaurant. Tourist: Tourist: Tourist: Tourist: I came here to have a good time and honestly I am feeling so attacked right now #li!spirit #tsarbucks #this is so amazing im so proud of myself 53 608 notas

penfucker Tourist: Could you give us directions to olive Garden? New Yorker: No, but I could give you directions to an actual Italian restaurant. Tourist: Tourist: Tourist: Tourist: I came here to have a good time and honestly I am feeling so attacked right now #li!spirit #tsarbucks #this is so amazing im so proud of myself 53 608 notas

tumblr olive garden i am feeling so attacked right now

its going. down im yelling timber you better move you better Eria

its going. down im yelling timber you better move you better Eria

omugomugodhead We found a titan at youmacon

omugomugodhead We found a titan at youmacon

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Gr sombrerowarrior. myutsuu what flavor lipgloss is that pspei fnata cola cocaa Spurt

Gr sombrerowarrior. myutsuu what flavor lipgloss is that pspei fnata cola cocaa Spurt

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