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ok y'all how do i ask a boy out roses are red violets are blue guess what, my bed has room for two OH MY GOD NO twinkle twinkle little star we can do it in a car STOP IT row, row, row your boat gently down the stream merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily i can make you scream I feel like the last one is verging dangerously into serial killer territory 96,270 notes 山-

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You know… I'm not really sure how i'd be able to respond to a girl asking me out by telling me she'll make me scream… Aroused… or scared…?

Either way, I think I'll learn something about myself that day…

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