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I am pretending that I am dead? Help..? Hey guys, my name is Courtney and I am 17 CourtneySo there is this gird I hate named Jane who had a big party and I went. We got into a huge argument and I left and went into the backyard to get away from her. She followed me outside and she was arguing with me and stuff and then out of nowhere she pushed me so hard! She grabbed me and tried to take me down and I was down on the ground and she climbed on top of me and she was choking me and smashing me onto the ground. I pretended I was unconscious and she was freaking out She picked me up and started dragging me even though I was awake, I was I peeked and saw she was dragging me towards the pool!! I quickly took in a huge breathe and she held up my body beside the water and she threw me into the pool did the dead mans float and I held my breathe as long as I could then I tuned around to breathe and Jane was gone. I heard her coming back so l quickly started floating again and then someone grabbed my leg and pulled me out of the water. It was Jane and her boyfriend, I kept pretending to be unconscious. Jane said she threw me in the water to get off any evidence that was one me. She said I was in the water for about 10 minutes so im probably dead and she checked my pulse and I kept pretending I was unconsicous and that IDIOT couldnt find anything and assumed i was dead. i saw my cellphone on the ground, it fell out of my pocket before jane threw me into the pool. they left for a second so i turned on the voice recorder and put the phone in my pocket. they dragged me across the grass around to the front of the house and then they lifted me up and took me upstairs and put me in the closet in janes room!! when they left i got out and dried myself off and i didnt leave behind any clues, i climbed out of janes window and went home. help! what should i do! mpulsivelvKapriciou fuckyeah-nerdery orthyourweightinfanfiction ships-were-mean this is the best thing in the entire world she should greet jane as if nothing happened and see how jane reacts she should avoid school the next day. And the next. Every night, she should put on the exact outfit she had on that day hose herself down until she's completely drenched and stand in Jane's yard. When Jane is home alone, she should approach the window, staring at her. Knock on it if you don't have her attention That'll get her back for killing you and trying to h evidence Ease up there, Satan Ease up? SHE TRIED TO KILL HER I agree with Satan

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No, no no. This is all wrong. I agree with the drenching part, though. Do that. Okay, then:

- Paint blood streaks down your eyes, and random points on your arms and legs

- Make a death threat letter out of magazine letters that says you'll get revenge at 12 am

- Stand outside the yard at midnight

- When she runs to call the cops, hide and she will be institutionalized for both murder and psychotic visions.

Problem solved.

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