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cyberdasies= l...。 Source: panic-at-dat-ass carrvonwaywardso thegayswhocouldfly so me and my siblings (theres 3 of us) were eating dinner with my dad and we were talking about dad jokes and all of a sudden my dad goes "ive only made 3 pkes in my it in front of me' thats it the dad joke to end all dad jokes 13,725 notes

cyberdasies= l...。 Source: panic-at-dat-ass carrvonwaywardso thegayswhocouldfly so me and my siblings (theres 3 of us) were eating dinner with my dad and we were talking about dad jokes and all of a sudden my dad goes "ive only made 3 pkes in my it in front of me' thats it the dad joke to end all dad jokes 13,725 notes

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40Pc truip CHICKEN McNUGGETS & GALLON OF TEA twitter Follow us @McD Triad fm lovin' gxldslvgs.tumblr.com codemilkygreen: pizzaforpresident: why are people even questioning obesity in america i'm game

40Pc truip CHICKEN McNUGGETS & GALLON OF TEA twitter Follow us @McD Triad fm lovin' gxldslvgs.tumblr.com codemilkygreen: pizzaforpresident: why are people even questioning obesity in america i'm game

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Donf tworry, don't wory. Look, Iim here to help you. Please don't get upset We can pull this back! Good gird Mayl have a gummi bear, please? Thank you. Do you know who Imiss the most? My son, Jack. He cooks like an angel. But when I dig into something that delicious, itmakes me feel less homesick #and here we see the important distinction: mistakes from children are okay becausethe-are learning # lai 540,799 notes

Donf tworry, don't wory. Look, Iim here to help you. Please don't get upset We can pull this back! Good gird Mayl have a gummi bear, please? Thank you. Do you know who Imiss the most? My son, Jack. He cooks like an angel. But when I dig into something that delicious, itmakes me feel less homesick #and here we see the important distinction: mistakes from children are okay becausethe-are learning # lai 540,799 notes

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popsticklovelyconvenience+ Source:-teesa Why stop at fifteen dollars? Why not raise the minimum wage to a hundred thousand dollars? FAST-FOOD STRIKE 11:27PETCLA WHY NOTPAY PEOPLE.IN COCAINE AND UNICORNS??! WHY NOT?! obfuscatingdeity the thing to realize here is that conservatives find the idea of paying workers a livable wage so absurd that they make hyperbolic comparisons like this because fifteen dollars and hour and a hundred thousand dollars an hour both mean the same thing to them, more than you deserve That commentary is very important. you know, this really pisses me off 121,226 notes

popsticklovelyconvenience+ Source:-teesa Why stop at fifteen dollars? Why not raise the minimum wage to a hundred thousand dollars? FAST-FOOD STRIKE 11:27PETCLA WHY NOTPAY PEOPLE.IN COCAINE AND UNICORNS??! WHY NOT?! obfuscatingdeity the thing to realize here is that conservatives find the idea of paying workers a livable wage so absurd that they make hyperbolic comparisons like this because fifteen dollars and hour and a hundred thousand dollars an hour both mean the same thing to them, more than you deserve That commentary is very important. you know, this really pisses me off 121,226 notes

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did u kno: ur icon is actually you in 20 years 'd be pretty happy with that actually

did u kno: ur icon is actually you in 20 years 'd be pretty happy with that actually

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things people do in fanfic no one does in real life ° smirk every frickin five seconds o gulp o stutter to be cute o be like "yeah ok" when asked to call someone "daddy" o chuckle gently o chuckle in general make simple misunderstandings into the biggest bitch fest you will ever experience NO ONE CHUCKLES IT DOESN'T HAPPEN I chuckled so hard at this f--- off smirks*

things people do in fanfic no one does in real life ° smirk every frickin five seconds o gulp o stutter to be cute o be like "yeah ok" when asked to call someone "daddy" o chuckle gently o chuckle in general make simple misunderstandings into the biggest bitch fest you will ever experience NO ONE CHUCKLES IT DOESN'T HAPPEN I chuckled so hard at this f--- off smirks*

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anonymous asked how would you describe your c---? soldierofexodus answered SmI 10,148 notes

anonymous asked how would you describe your c---? soldierofexodus answered SmI 10,148 notes

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idr 06 me cause football right around the corner Wow. Tumbir is supposed to be a sanctuary, a safe haven, even, for altemative lifestyles. Not for high school jocks interested in the most common thing ever. Seriously, football is exactly the kind of thing someone joins tumblr to escape from. Stop watching football and go join a fandom, or delete your account. Signed, a proud football-hating SuperWhoLockianStuckSwimmingOn TitanPotter fan. we takin' over 5,005 notes

idr 06 me cause football right around the corner Wow. Tumbir is supposed to be a sanctuary, a safe haven, even, for altemative lifestyles. Not for high school jocks interested in the most common thing ever. Seriously, football is exactly the kind of thing someone joins tumblr to escape from. Stop watching football and go join a fandom, or delete your account. Signed, a proud football-hating SuperWhoLockianStuckSwimmingOn TitanPotter fan. we takin' over 5,005 notes

quarterclever: especiallygoodfinder: nepeter australians dont have sex australians mate I spat out my coffee sorry about your öffee- ate

quarterclever: especiallygoodfinder: nepeter australians dont have sex australians mate I spat out my coffee sorry about your öffee- ate

Samsung announced the first ever flexible smartphone ar com FinallyI can wrap my phone around my c---, set it to vibrate and call myself THAT IS NOT THE INTENDED USE, SIR. 37,981 notes はー

Samsung announced the first ever flexible smartphone ar com FinallyI can wrap my phone around my c---, set it to vibrate and call myself THAT IS NOT THE INTENDED USE, SIR. 37,981 notes はー

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F--- you, Stephen King. >< Like , Comment . Share . 6 hours ago . Stephen KinngWeefick 19,000,000,000,000 47 minutes ago Like 19,000,000,000,000 Write a comment... sickslickman: There's not even 19 billion people on the planet. Meaning 12 billion people came back from the dead to like that post. That's the kind of power Stephen King has. 195,485 notes

F--- you, Stephen King. >< Like , Comment . Share . 6 hours ago . Stephen KinngWeefick 19,000,000,000,000 47 minutes ago Like 19,000,000,000,000 Write a comment... sickslickman: There's not even 19 billion people on the planet. Meaning 12 billion people came back from the dead to like that post. That's the kind of power Stephen King has. 195,485 notes

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shuckl new year new me" i say laughing with my friends suddenly i grab hold ofthe top ofmy head and start peeling my skin downwards, i shed out ofmy old flesh and am now completely made new i am a snake

shuckl new year new me" i say laughing with my friends suddenly i grab hold ofthe top ofmy head and start peeling my skin downwards, i shed out ofmy old flesh and am now completely made new i am a snake

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jodiamandis sehboofs: that one time a guy from my school was sent home for wearing a skirt and everyone wore skirts as a protest the following school day That's beautiful

jodiamandis sehboofs: that one time a guy from my school was sent home for wearing a skirt and everyone wore skirts as a protest the following school day That's beautiful

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codons this girl who rode my bus once came up to me and was like "oh my god dont get offended or anything but are you GAAAAAAAAAAY?!" and i was like yeah and then she was like "OH MY GOD WE HAVE TO HANG OUT AND GO SHOPPING" and i was like "dont get offended or anything but are you ASIAN?!" and she was like "omg yeah im filipino" and i was like "OH MY GOD WE HAVE TO MAKE SPRING ROLLS AT YOUR HOUSE SOME TIME" and she never talked to me again

codons this girl who rode my bus once came up to me and was like "oh my god dont get offended or anything but are you GAAAAAAAAAAY?!" and i was like yeah and then she was like "OH MY GOD WE HAVE TO HANG OUT AND GO SHOPPING" and i was like "dont get offended or anything but are you ASIAN?!" and she was like "omg yeah im filipino" and i was like "OH MY GOD WE HAVE TO MAKE SPRING ROLLS AT YOUR HOUSE SOME TIME" and she never talked to me again

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spoopstagram babyblu3sedan prickstagram wen a hot man do the sing song what wen a hot man do the sing song Source: weedjoke420

spoopstagram babyblu3sedan prickstagram wen a hot man do the sing song what wen a hot man do the sing song Source: weedjoke420

oliviatheredhead + Feminism is a load of s---. Women don't need equality because they're women, they need equality because they're humans. Feminism is now applying gender roles to women, even though they're fighting against gender roles "You have to give her the same rights because she as a woman is just as capable as that man. "You have to give her the same rights because she is a human being. I support humanism. #feminists #humans #humanism #human rights #rights #equality 7 notes

oliviatheredhead + Feminism is a load of s---. Women don't need equality because they're women, they need equality because they're humans. Feminism is now applying gender roles to women, even though they're fighting against gender roles "You have to give her the same rights because she as a woman is just as capable as that man. "You have to give her the same rights because she is a human being. I support humanism. #feminists #humans #humanism #human rights #rights #equality 7 notes

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nslwviolets-sexy-housethe-heir.... D Source: ultrafacts If you bite it and you die; it's poisonous. If it bites you and you die, it's venomous. Ultrafacts.tumblr.com gnytfinpoor gryffinpoor ask-or-rp-with-will-petrisous squad16 finalellipsis What if it bites me and it dies? that means you're polsonous. jesus christ nate, learn to read What if it bites itseif and I die? It's voodoo. What if it bites me and someone else dies? That's correlation, not causation. what if we bite each other and neither of us die that's kinky oh my god 76,781 notes

nslwviolets-sexy-housethe-heir.... D Source: ultrafacts If you bite it and you die; it's poisonous. If it bites you and you die, it's venomous. Ultrafacts.tumblr.com gnytfinpoor gryffinpoor ask-or-rp-with-will-petrisous squad16 finalellipsis What if it bites me and it dies? that means you're polsonous. jesus christ nate, learn to read What if it bites itseif and I die? It's voodoo. What if it bites me and someone else dies? That's correlation, not causation. what if we bite each other and neither of us die that's kinky oh my god 76,781 notes

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skinny-fingers hamnskiftare Source: lovenlife4me lovenlife4me: Being fathers is getting our daughters up at 5:30 am making breakfast getting them dressed for school and putting them on the bus by 6:30.This is a typical day in our household. It's not easy but we enjoy every moment and eveny minute of #fatherhood。#proudfathers #blackfathers #prouddads #gaydads #people#this dispels like fifty stereotypes and i love it

skinny-fingers hamnskiftare Source: lovenlife4me lovenlife4me: Being fathers is getting our daughters up at 5:30 am making breakfast getting them dressed for school and putting them on the bus by 6:30.This is a typical day in our household. It's not easy but we enjoy every moment and eveny minute of #fatherhood。#proudfathers #blackfathers #prouddads #gaydads #people#this dispels like fifty stereotypes and i love it

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Ohh, look at that l've been impaled loki-lulah GET OUT NOW.

Ohh, look at that l've been impaled loki-lulah GET OUT NOW.

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avengedatthedisco: how do people even f------ sleep with night lights oh god my room needs to be as dark as my soul

avengedatthedisco: how do people even f------ sleep with night lights oh god my room needs to be as dark as my soul

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