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BACON o) OMING ett So my foots totally stuck in there night, Im freaking out, the dog's having a seizure and I still got half a pie left rlyhigh ardaesque you don't understand i would sell my firstborn to know how this story started Well it all started when Mrs. Hayfer wanted me to babysit her dumb house. When I got the keys, I sat them on top of this pie that I found on the counter.I knew it was going to be given to the family for desert if I didn't eat it soon, so I was going to plan to eat it in my teacher's house and dump all the crumbs on her bed. So it's a win-win, right? Besides, she wouldn't find out about the crumbs until after I was paid, and this teacher hates me anyway. Then, I got distracted when this hot cheerleader calls me, asking about what movie I'd recommend, but before I could answer, I realize that my mom would be there any second to serve dinner, and there was no way I was sharing that pie. So l bust out of there with the pie and the keys, and the moment I get in the house, I start chowing down on the pie with my bare hands, trying to eat this thing before anyone knows I took it, right? Well, since the pie crust was dry, I chugged a 2-liter bottle of soda whenever my throat would get dry and eventually, I really needed to go. Only when I went to flush, the water wouldn't stop flowing and there was no plunger to be found. Usually I'd just shrug and say it was Josh's fault or something, but let's get real here, Mrs. Hayfer would've blamed me about her toilet overflowing if I was 30 states away. So I jammed my foot in there, hoping it'd make the toilet stop flushing. Then my phone rings, and I knew it was my mom, asking where her pie went, and because Meghan decided it'd be a great idea to make my ring tone a bunch of cats meowing, Mrs. Hayfer's dog, Tiberius starts freaking out, bashing into the door over and over again. Now anyone who knows this dog knows that this dog will happily eat anything, and that includes the pie, and probably myself. So my foot's totally stuck in there right, I'm freaking out, the dog's having a seizure and I still got half a pie left. i feel it necessary to reblog since i just read that whole thing

BACON o) OMING ett So my foots totally stuck in there night, Im freaking out, the dog's having a seizure and I still got half a pie left rlyhigh ardaesque you don't understand i would sell my firstborn to know how this story started Well it all started when Mrs. Hayfer wanted me to babysit her dumb house. When I got the keys, I sat them on top of this pie that I found on the counter.I knew it was going to be given to the family for desert if I didn't eat it soon, so I was going to plan to eat it in my teacher's house and dump all the crumbs on her bed. So it's a win-win, right? Besides, she wouldn't find out about the crumbs until after I was paid, and this teacher hates me anyway. Then, I got distracted when this hot cheerleader calls me, asking about what movie I'd recommend, but before I could answer, I realize that my mom would be there any second to serve dinner, and there was no way I was sharing that pie. So l bust out of there with the pie and the keys, and the moment I get in the house, I start chowing down on the pie with my bare hands, trying to eat this thing before anyone knows I took it, right? Well, since the pie crust was dry, I chugged a 2-liter bottle of soda whenever my throat would get dry and eventually, I really needed to go. Only when I went to flush, the water wouldn't stop flowing and there was no plunger to be found. Usually I'd just shrug and say it was Josh's fault or something, but let's get real here, Mrs. Hayfer would've blamed me about her toilet overflowing if I was 30 states away. So I jammed my foot in there, hoping it'd make the toilet stop flushing. Then my phone rings, and I knew it was my mom, asking where her pie went, and because Meghan decided it'd be a great idea to make my ring tone a bunch of cats meowing, Mrs. Hayfer's dog, Tiberius starts freaking out, bashing into the door over and over again. Now anyone who knows this dog knows that this dog will happily eat anything, and that includes the pie, and probably myself. So my foot's totally stuck in there right, I'm freaking out, the dog's having a seizure and I still got half a pie left. i feel it necessary to reblog since i just read that whole thing

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bagmilk niknak79 Physics! this man has been decapitated and all you have to say is "physics!"??? WOW

bagmilk niknak79 Physics! this man has been decapitated and all you have to say is "physics!"??? WOW

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making milkshakes out of all the boys that come to your yard farleythewolf fiddlepickdouglas Something is wrong here Wait for it There it is

making milkshakes out of all the boys that come to your yard farleythewolf fiddlepickdouglas Something is wrong here Wait for it There it is

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ibb nter i bet dragons would probably think it's really cool that we produce water in our mouths 0 o O t0

ibb nter i bet dragons would probably think it's really cool that we produce water in our mouths 0 o O t0

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gentle gasp "dis booty"

gentle gasp "dis booty"

No words.

aardvarks-on-a-stick samflynn brandnewswastikas wish there was some way to use your phone to text somebody but instead of typing stuff you would say it out loud into the phone and the other person could hear you and they would just talk out loud back to you.

aardvarks-on-a-stick samflynn brandnewswastikas wish there was some way to use your phone to text somebody but instead of typing stuff you would say it out loud into the phone and the other person could hear you and they would just talk out loud back to you.

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The End is Here

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SEARC SHOP MC ore SWAG aoi OP.COM Earn it, Collect it, Display it! ELLOSWEET! Awesome You just earned your first Y NAME IS KIDZ BOP Swag! Earn them for being a part of KIDZBOP.com's awesome community! 40 View My Collection Atta View All Swag You mus JEUSU SCHRIST THE END AS WE KNOW IT 25,460 notes *け

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fuckyeahsterekfeels VIE SometimesI wishI was Loki so I'd make everyone just kneel uckyeahsterekfeels Interviewer You don't have to be Loki to make mekneel Tom: Ehehehehe-Oh.

fuckyeahsterekfeels VIE SometimesI wishI was Loki so I'd make everyone just kneel uckyeahsterekfeels Interviewer You don't have to be Loki to make mekneel Tom: Ehehehehe-Oh.

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ikea-offical joshpeck LLI I think I did okay! LLI [EXPLOSION] consultingangel-of-the-timelord: #my life in 5 words, 14 letters, and one bracketed action

ikea-offical joshpeck LLI I think I did okay! LLI [EXPLOSION] consultingangel-of-the-timelord: #my life in 5 words, 14 letters, and one bracketed action

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al-the-stuff-i-like for3v3rbeautiful Me when I walk with my mom somewhere are you spongebob or squidward I can't tell somehow I'm both

al-the-stuff-i-like for3v3rbeautiful Me when I walk with my mom somewhere are you spongebob or squidward I can't tell somehow I'm both

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greydelisle: The kid behind me at Starbucks got way too excited about the last pumpkin muffin....so l ordered it

greydelisle: The kid behind me at Starbucks got way too excited about the last pumpkin muffin....so l ordered it

that's the evilest thing i can imagine starbucks

snorlaxlovesme I FOUND OUT WHAT THE NEW BOX REMINDS ME OF alnii

snorlaxlovesme I FOUND OUT WHAT THE NEW BOX REMINDS ME OF alnii

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If I was in charge of the TV show "Doctor Who" globplumber dekobee .Snoop Dogg's "Drop it Like it's Hot" would play during dramatic moments The Doctor would be played by Cranky Kong "All Star" by Smash Mouth would be the theme song . The Aquabats would appear once every fifty episodes to save the day KING DEDEDE GETS TO BE IN THE SHOW king dedede Finally doctor who is saved

If I was in charge of the TV show "Doctor Who" globplumber dekobee .Snoop Dogg's "Drop it Like it's Hot" would play during dramatic moments The Doctor would be played by Cranky Kong "All Star" by Smash Mouth would be the theme song . The Aquabats would appear once every fifty episodes to save the day KING DEDEDE GETS TO BE IN THE SHOW king dedede Finally doctor who is saved

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zachbraff Zach Braff A picture of me screwing one of my fans... say ly/hTkRNJ 2 minutes ago ☆ Favorite ta Retweet Reply imma-unicorn-u-mad @zachbraff Zach Braff By the way, after I finished screwing that fan, it blew me all night.

zachbraff Zach Braff A picture of me screwing one of my fans... say ly/hTkRNJ 2 minutes ago ☆ Favorite ta Retweet Reply imma-unicorn-u-mad @zachbraff Zach Braff By the way, after I finished screwing that fan, it blew me all night.

open rp komeiju jolynejolynejolyne Gotta find out who killed dad........ WHO KILLED YOUR DADDY BROTHER? BECAUSE HULKAMANIA IS GONNA RUN WILD ON THEM

open rp komeiju jolynejolynejolyne Gotta find out who killed dad........ WHO KILLED YOUR DADDY BROTHER? BECAUSE HULKAMANIA IS GONNA RUN WILD ON THEM

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Problems with the American Education System

o cursive in Name Fill in the correct adjective for each sentence soft azy smelly brave loud blue swiggle kastortheunl stunnın My 7 year old son was shot down by his 1st grade teacher The american public education system in a nutshell tho My third grade teacher actually had a conversation with my mom that I was reading to well and told her to stop having me read at home My first grade teacher said that it was problematic that I was reading ahead of the rest of the kids in my grade and asked my parents to stop letting me read Harry Potter My fourth grade teacher thought it was wrong for my dad to be teaching me com plex math because it fascinated me My elementary school music teacher hated the way my piano teacher taught me, and how I was more advanced than many of her students, and so told me, in front of my peers and my mother, that I was not good enough to participate in the state solo festival. She would not give me the form. We had to procure it from the district instead. She also hated how l excelled at reading and playing music for the recorder, and so she refused to give me my "belts (colored beads to signify our level) and humiliated me in front of the class repeatedly My eighth grade algebra teacher used to fail me on take home tests because l didn't solve problems exactly the way she showed us in class, I used methods that we had learned for other types of problems that also applied to these. She took points off my tests because I didn't bring a calculator even though I got 100% without it, because I was able to do it by hand. I had to call my father, who is an engineer, down to the school to shout her down and give me back my A in the class My 10th grade Spanish teacher yelled at me in front of the class numerous times because she didn't like the way I took notes; she thought that since l didn't write every word off the slide, I wasn't getting it all down. I had to explain to her that people who have taken advanced courses, like AP or lB classes know that in a fast-paced learning environment you need to take quick shorthand notes that contain the necessary information rather than wasting time writing every word. She almost gave me detention My 11th grade English teacher gave me a poor mark on my first short essay because she believed that I was looking up unnecessarily complex words in a thesaurus to try and get better marks. The phrases in question: "laced with expletives and "bombarded. She wouldn't hear any defense from me My 11th grade history teacher failed me on an essay about the 1950s because I misread the prompt. Except the prompt wasn't words; it was a political cartoon. One of the figures was clearly president Eisenhower, but the other l couldn't place. My teacher would not tell us who it was. I labelled him as the governor of Little Rock Arkansas during the integration period, and wrote an essay about that subject. My teacher said that no, it was Joseph McCarthy, and that there was a small picture of the man in our textbook and therefore l should have recognized him instantly. Half the class, apparently did not The American school system is not here to educate us or to encourage us to learn; it's here to keep us in line and silent. It's here to keep us from deviating and being our own people and forming our own ideas. Don't let it win

o cursive in Name Fill in the correct adjective for each sentence soft azy smelly brave loud blue swiggle kastortheunl stunnın My 7 year old son was shot down by his 1st grade teacher The american public education system in a nutshell tho My third grade teacher actually had a conversation with my mom that I was reading to well and told her to stop having me read at home My first grade teacher said that it was problematic that I was reading ahead of the rest of the kids in my grade and asked my parents to stop letting me read Harry Potter My fourth grade teacher thought it was wrong for my dad to be teaching me com plex math because it fascinated me My elementary school music teacher hated the way my piano teacher taught me, and how I was more advanced than many of her students, and so told me, in front of my peers and my mother, that I was not good enough to participate in the state solo festival. She would not give me the form. We had to procure it from the district instead. She also hated how l excelled at reading and playing music for the recorder, and so she refused to give me my "belts (colored beads to signify our level) and humiliated me in front of the class repeatedly My eighth grade algebra teacher used to fail me on take home tests because l didn't solve problems exactly the way she showed us in class, I used methods that we had learned for other types of problems that also applied to these. She took points off my tests because I didn't bring a calculator even though I got 100% without it, because I was able to do it by hand. I had to call my father, who is an engineer, down to the school to shout her down and give me back my A in the class My 10th grade Spanish teacher yelled at me in front of the class numerous times because she didn't like the way I took notes; she thought that since l didn't write every word off the slide, I wasn't getting it all down. I had to explain to her that people who have taken advanced courses, like AP or lB classes know that in a fast-paced learning environment you need to take quick shorthand notes that contain the necessary information rather than wasting time writing every word. She almost gave me detention My 11th grade English teacher gave me a poor mark on my first short essay because she believed that I was looking up unnecessarily complex words in a thesaurus to try and get better marks. The phrases in question: "laced with expletives and "bombarded. She wouldn't hear any defense from me My 11th grade history teacher failed me on an essay about the 1950s because I misread the prompt. Except the prompt wasn't words; it was a political cartoon. One of the figures was clearly president Eisenhower, but the other l couldn't place. My teacher would not tell us who it was. I labelled him as the governor of Little Rock Arkansas during the integration period, and wrote an essay about that subject. My teacher said that no, it was Joseph McCarthy, and that there was a small picture of the man in our textbook and therefore l should have recognized him instantly. Half the class, apparently did not The American school system is not here to educate us or to encourage us to learn; it's here to keep us in line and silent. It's here to keep us from deviating and being our own people and forming our own ideas. Don't let it win

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Why

Ask us Ally Welcome to ask-the-murderers! This is an ask blog where you can ask one of many listed serial killers! Depending on what is asked, this blog can be NSFW. Every weekend, asks will be posted. If this blog offends you, please leave.) Killers are listed in alphabetical order by last name.

Ask us Ally Welcome to ask-the-murderers! This is an ask blog where you can ask one of many listed serial killers! Depending on what is asked, this blog can be NSFW. Every weekend, asks will be posted. If this blog offends you, please leave.) Killers are listed in alphabetical order by last name.

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FOLLO W THE LEADER Julius Caesar was one of Rome's rhost famous leaders. Finish the other side of this statue to make him complete. ladyskorpia Step up your game, Olive Garden.

FOLLO W THE LEADER Julius Caesar was one of Rome's rhost famous leaders. Finish the other side of this statue to make him complete. ladyskorpia Step up your game, Olive Garden.

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swan2swan Elsa no Uncle, do you realize what this me ans? The crossover no one anticipated WHAT

swan2swan Elsa no Uncle, do you realize what this me ans? The crossover no one anticipated WHAT

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Dark/Yami Yugi Ladies and Gentlemen on how he counter Pegasus J. Crawford's Mind Control

YUGl...DO YOu HAVE A PLAN TO COUNTERACT PEGASUS'S MIND SCAN? No. apostitutes good plan, yugi

YUGl...DO YOu HAVE A PLAN TO COUNTERACT PEGASUS'S MIND SCAN? No. apostitutes good plan, yugi

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