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pirates

onward-to-victuuri are you an "arrr" pirate or a “yohoho" pirate xromanticalityx I'm an "I'm not paying $600 for Photoshop" pirate 216,750 notes A

onward-to-victuuri are you an "arrr" pirate or a “yohoho" pirate xromanticalityx I'm an "I'm not paying $600 for Photoshop" pirate 216,750 notes A

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serotonin

cactus-spirit Me: "I need some serotonin." Husband: Stands up. Husband: Sits back down. Hisband: "I didn't remember what serotonin was until after I stood up so I was deadass about to go get you some." feenyxblue Hes a little confused, but hes got the spirit Source: cactus-spirit

cactus-spirit Me: "I need some serotonin." Husband: Stands up. Husband: Sits back down. Hisband: "I didn't remember what serotonin was until after I stood up so I was deadass about to go get you some." feenyxblue Hes a little confused, but hes got the spirit Source: cactus-spirit

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ignoring celebrities

froglit Follow imagine if we all just started ignoring celebrities tho froglit Follow i cant stop thinking about how funny this would be. imagine kylie jenner posting a selfie n it gets 12 likes 69,960 notes

froglit Follow imagine if we all just started ignoring celebrities tho froglit Follow i cant stop thinking about how funny this would be. imagine kylie jenner posting a selfie n it gets 12 likes 69,960 notes

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talking in sleep

inabasket: My mom talked in her sleep a lot when I was in high school. I could usually hold an entire conversation with her while she was sleeping. Once I heard her mumble, "I know everything." I told her she didn't know algebra, and she assured me she did. So I asked, "What's a polynomial?" And with the authority of a thousand professors, she stated, "It's when there's no toy in your Happy Meal."

inabasket: My mom talked in her sleep a lot when I was in high school. I could usually hold an entire conversation with her while she was sleeping. Once I heard her mumble, "I know everything." I told her she didn't know algebra, and she assured me she did. So I asked, "What's a polynomial?" And with the authority of a thousand professors, she stated, "It's when there's no toy in your Happy Meal."

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it's august

popokko Follow it's really august huh... like 8 whole months have passed. . disgusting smallest-feeblest-boggart this post was written in 2018 but it hits a lot harder now

popokko Follow it's really august huh... like 8 whole months have passed. . disgusting smallest-feeblest-boggart this post was written in 2018 but it hits a lot harder now

august 8 months 2018 2020

jason twins

makeoutstation oh my GOD so i was talking to a buddy in psychology and then this kid came in who looked exactly like him and gave him a book he'd forgotten at home and i went "h-------- you have a twin?!?" and he was like "yeah! his name is jason!" and i was like "????? i thought YOUR name was jason" long story short i have one of them in my math class and another in my psychology class and i've developed a friendship with both of them but i thought they were the same person this entire time makeoutstation remember this post? not-jason is refusing to tell me his name and everyone's keeping it from me so i'm just calling him not-jason

makeoutstation oh my GOD so i was talking to a buddy in psychology and then this kid came in who looked exactly like him and gave him a book he'd forgotten at home and i went "h-------- you have a twin?!?" and he was like "yeah! his name is jason!" and i was like "????? i thought YOUR name was jason" long story short i have one of them in my math class and another in my psychology class and i've developed a friendship with both of them but i thought they were the same person this entire time makeoutstation remember this post? not-jason is refusing to tell me his name and everyone's keeping it from me so i'm just calling him not-jason

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ruining the planet

lesbwian Follow "we're ruining the planet" i'm sorry who is this we i don't recall myself running a billion dollar oil business hardleywhelmed Follow Sometimes I use the keurig and I feel bad but then I remember Just 100 companies responsible for 71% of global emissions

lesbwian Follow "we're ruining the planet" i'm sorry who is this we i don't recall myself running a billion dollar oil business hardleywhelmed Follow Sometimes I use the keurig and I feel bad but then I remember Just 100 companies responsible for 71% of global emissions

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bitching about young people

Ing education technology, overwrought fears about technology have proven equally exaggerated. Those apprehensive about computer-assisted tutoring or online instruction would do well to keep in mind that such concerns have greeted almost any new learning tool. Dave Thornburg and David Dwyer, for instance, offter up a list of past complaints in their book Rethinking Education in the Age of Technology: The Digital Revolution and Schooling in America. From today's vantage point, some of the concerns make for amusing reading: From a principal's publication, 1815: "Students today depend on paper too much. They don't know how to write on a slate without getting chalk dust all over themselves. They can't clean a slate properly. What will they do when they run out of paper?" lerios Proof that someone has bitched and will bitch about young peoples' technology throughout all of time and space.

Ing education technology, overwrought fears about technology have proven equally exaggerated. Those apprehensive about computer-assisted tutoring or online instruction would do well to keep in mind that such concerns have greeted almost any new learning tool. Dave Thornburg and David Dwyer, for instance, offter up a list of past complaints in their book Rethinking Education in the Age of Technology: The Digital Revolution and Schooling in America. From today's vantage point, some of the concerns make for amusing reading: From a principal's publication, 1815: "Students today depend on paper too much. They don't know how to write on a slate without getting chalk dust all over themselves. They can't clean a slate properly. What will they do when they run out of paper?" lerios Proof that someone has bitched and will bitch about young peoples' technology throughout all of time and space.

young people technology 1815 paper slate

female ninja turtle

fan-art-ic Follow My art history teacher is like "there were ZERO women artists during the renaissance well there was Sofonisba but that's it" and I'm STEAMING bc there WERE more female artists during the Renaissance and I KNOW this bc I spent hours researching women artists in the Renaissance so I could figure out what to name my girl ninja turtle oc when I was 11

fan-art-ic Follow My art history teacher is like "there were ZERO women artists during the renaissance well there was Sofonisba but that's it" and I'm STEAMING bc there WERE more female artists during the Renaissance and I KNOW this bc I spent hours researching women artists in the Renaissance so I could figure out what to name my girl ninja turtle oc when I was 11

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clown school

tieflingvevo Tuition: $6,600 + Volunteer hours 33 What is your greatest regret? 34 How would you like to die? this is straight off the clown school website tieflingvevo i cannot stress enough that this is literally from the website of the nearest clown school Source: bastardofficial

tieflingvevo Tuition: $6,600 + Volunteer hours 33 What is your greatest regret? 34 How would you like to die? this is straight off the clown school website tieflingvevo i cannot stress enough that this is literally from the website of the nearest clown school Source: bastardofficial

website post posts tuition college how would you like to die what is your greatest regret regret? die?

My Mikman Looking Cute as Hell in That Lil Bowtie

evilvillain123456789 my milkman looking cute as hell in that lil bowtie. lol. copywriteddad my wife circa 1935 right after i go to work at the racism factory

evilvillain123456789 my milkman looking cute as hell in that lil bowtie. lol. copywriteddad my wife circa 1935 right after i go to work at the racism factory

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Cops don't have to know the law.

It it takes louyers 8 years to learn the law. hous Can we tHust a cop to lean it in 6 manthis? theomenroom Cops don't have to know the law, There was a supreme court decision recently that a cop is not falsely detaining someone if they're doing something the cop reasonably believes is against the law, even if it's actually legal. I think the specific case was about someone driving with a broken taillight in a state where a car is street-legal so long as at least one of its taillights works. Meanwhile, as a civillian, ignorance of the law is not a defense. Cops are not required to know the laws they enforce. You are required to know every law you might conceivably break. But then, of course, if you backtalk a cop because you have better knowledge of the law than they do, and they respond violently, good luck winning that.

It it takes louyers 8 years to learn the law. hous Can we tHust a cop to lean it in 6 manthis? theomenroom Cops don't have to know the law, There was a supreme court decision recently that a cop is not falsely detaining someone if they're doing something the cop reasonably believes is against the law, even if it's actually legal. I think the specific case was about someone driving with a broken taillight in a state where a car is street-legal so long as at least one of its taillights works. Meanwhile, as a civillian, ignorance of the law is not a defense. Cops are not required to know the laws they enforce. You are required to know every law you might conceivably break. But then, of course, if you backtalk a cop because you have better knowledge of the law than they do, and they respond violently, good luck winning that.

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The little white cuck ball

howiie god i remembered that f------ "little white cuck ball" picture and im cackling howiie Whois the White male audience sypposed te identify with? Simple, The little White Cuck Ball. THIS WAS A REAL CRITICISM OF STAR WARS IT GETS ME EVERY F------ TIME Source: howiie 75,148 notes

howiie god i remembered that f------ "little white cuck ball" picture and im cackling howiie Whois the White male audience sypposed te identify with? Simple, The little White Cuck Ball. THIS WAS A REAL CRITICISM OF STAR WARS IT GETS ME EVERY F------ TIME Source: howiie 75,148 notes

"Bias Automation" sounds like Tay AI

danshive: In science fiction, AIs tend to malfunction due to some technicality of logic, such as that business with the laws of robotics and an AI reaching a dramatic, ironic conclusion. Content regulation algorithms tell me that sci-fi authors are overly generous in these depictions. "Why did cop bot arrest that nice elderly woman?" "It insists she's the mafia." "It thinks she's in the mafia?" "No. It thinks she's an entire crime family. It filled out paperwork for multiple separate arrests after bringing her in." I have to comment on this because this is touching on something I see a lot of people (including Tumblr staff and everyone else who uses these kind of deep learning systems willy-nilly like this) don't quite get: "Deep Reinforcement Learning" AI like these engage with reality in a fundamentally different way from humans. I see some people testing the algorithm and seeing where the "line" is, wondering whether it looks for things like color gradients, skin tone pixels, certain shapes, curves, or what have you. All of these attempts to understand the algorithm fail because there is nothing to understand. There is no line, because there is no logic. You will never be able to pin down the "criteria" the algorithm uses to identify content, because the algorithm does not use logic at all to identify anything, only raw statistical correlations on top of statistical correlations on top of statistical correlations. There is no thought, no analysis, no reasoning. It does all its tasks through sheer unconscious intuition. The neural network is a shambling sleepwalker. It is madness incarnate. It knows nothing of human concepts like reason. It will think granny is the mafia. This is why a lot of people say AI are so dangerous. Not because they will one day wake up and be conscious and overthrow humanity, but that they (or at least this type of AI) are not and never will be conscious, and yet we're relying on them to do things that require such human characteristics as logic and any sort of thought process whatsoever. Humans have a really bad tendency to anthropomorphize, and we'd like to think the AI is “making decisions" or "thinking," but the truth is that what it's doing is fundamentally different from either of those things. What we see as, say, a field of grass, a neural network may see as a bus stop. Not because there is actually a bus stop there, or that anything in the photo resembles a bus stop according to our understanding, but because the exact right pixels in the photo were shaded in the exact right way so that they just so happened to be statistically correlated with the arbitrary functions it created when it was repeatedly exposed to pictures of bus stops over and over. It doesn't know what grass is, what a bus stop is, but it sure as hell will say with 99.999% certainty that one is in fact the other, for reasons you can't understand, and will drive your automated bus off the road and into a ditch because of this undetectable statistical overlap. Because a few pixels were off in just the right way in just the right places and it got really, really confused for a second. There, I even caught myself using the word "confused" to describe it. That's not right, because "confused" is a human word. What's happening with the AI is something we don't have the language to describe. Anyway what's more, this sort of trickery can be mimicked. A human wouldn't be able to figure it out, but another neural network can easily guess the statistical filters it uses to identify things and figure out how to alter images with some white noise in exactly the right way to make the algorithm think it's actually something else. It'll still look like the original image, just with some pixelated artifacts, but the algorithm will see it as something completely different. This is what's known as a "single pixel attack." I am fairly confident p--- bot creators might end up cracking the content flagging algorithm and start putting up some weirdly pixelated p--- anyway, and all of this will be in vain. All because Tumblr staff decided to rely on content moderation via slot machine. TL;DR bots are illogical because they're actually unknowable eldritch horrors made of spreadsheets and we don't know how to stop them or how they got here, send help Having been to several talks on modern ai I can confirm amos * Following @fasterthanlime what idiot called it "machine learning" instead of "bias automation" 4:44 PM - 28 May 2017 117 Retweets 256 Likes 8. t7 117 256 I always think of this tweet when I see people praising machine learning and the new kinds of AI as a panacea.

danshive: In science fiction, AIs tend to malfunction due to some technicality of logic, such as that business with the laws of robotics and an AI reaching a dramatic, ironic conclusion. Content regulation algorithms tell me that sci-fi authors are overly generous in these depictions. "Why did cop bot arrest that nice elderly woman?" "It insists she's the mafia." "It thinks she's in the mafia?" "No. It thinks she's an entire crime family. It filled out paperwork for multiple separate arrests after bringing her in." I have to comment on this because this is touching on something I see a lot of people (including Tumblr staff and everyone else who uses these kind of deep learning systems willy-nilly like this) don't quite get: "Deep Reinforcement Learning" AI like these engage with reality in a fundamentally different way from humans. I see some people testing the algorithm and seeing where the "line" is, wondering whether it looks for things like color gradients, skin tone pixels, certain shapes, curves, or what have you. All of these attempts to understand the algorithm fail because there is nothing to understand. There is no line, because there is no logic. You will never be able to pin down the "criteria" the algorithm uses to identify content, because the algorithm does not use logic at all to identify anything, only raw statistical correlations on top of statistical correlations on top of statistical correlations. There is no thought, no analysis, no reasoning. It does all its tasks through sheer unconscious intuition. The neural network is a shambling sleepwalker. It is madness incarnate. It knows nothing of human concepts like reason. It will think granny is the mafia. This is why a lot of people say AI are so dangerous. Not because they will one day wake up and be conscious and overthrow humanity, but that they (or at least this type of AI) are not and never will be conscious, and yet we're relying on them to do things that require such human characteristics as logic and any sort of thought process whatsoever. Humans have a really bad tendency to anthropomorphize, and we'd like to think the AI is “making decisions" or "thinking," but the truth is that what it's doing is fundamentally different from either of those things. What we see as, say, a field of grass, a neural network may see as a bus stop. Not because there is actually a bus stop there, or that anything in the photo resembles a bus stop according to our understanding, but because the exact right pixels in the photo were shaded in the exact right way so that they just so happened to be statistically correlated with the arbitrary functions it created when it was repeatedly exposed to pictures of bus stops over and over. It doesn't know what grass is, what a bus stop is, but it sure as hell will say with 99.999% certainty that one is in fact the other, for reasons you can't understand, and will drive your automated bus off the road and into a ditch because of this undetectable statistical overlap. Because a few pixels were off in just the right way in just the right places and it got really, really confused for a second. There, I even caught myself using the word "confused" to describe it. That's not right, because "confused" is a human word. What's happening with the AI is something we don't have the language to describe. Anyway what's more, this sort of trickery can be mimicked. A human wouldn't be able to figure it out, but another neural network can easily guess the statistical filters it uses to identify things and figure out how to alter images with some white noise in exactly the right way to make the algorithm think it's actually something else. It'll still look like the original image, just with some pixelated artifacts, but the algorithm will see it as something completely different. This is what's known as a "single pixel attack." I am fairly confident p--- bot creators might end up cracking the content flagging algorithm and start putting up some weirdly pixelated p--- anyway, and all of this will be in vain. All because Tumblr staff decided to rely on content moderation via slot machine. TL;DR bots are illogical because they're actually unknowable eldritch horrors made of spreadsheets and we don't know how to stop them or how they got here, send help Having been to several talks on modern ai I can confirm amos * Following @fasterthanlime what idiot called it "machine learning" instead of "bias automation" 4:44 PM - 28 May 2017 117 Retweets 256 Likes 8. t7 117 256 I always think of this tweet when I see people praising machine learning and the new kinds of AI as a panacea.

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ordering wings

lesbianrey hey guys im hungry should i order some wings clarbage here they come lesbianrey AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

lesbianrey hey guys im hungry should i order some wings clarbage here they come lesbianrey AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

meme funny meme birds

unofficial worn paths

starfleetacademy Follow Desire paths are just the best human invention because cities will spend millions on sidewalks and yet. Our little foraging brains will think 'too far cut thru grass for food' and others will be like 'other human have good idea. I follow' until there's a beaten path when there's perfectly acceptable sidewalks to either side starfleetacademy Follow User experience Design For example

starfleetacademy Follow Desire paths are just the best human invention because cities will spend millions on sidewalks and yet. Our little foraging brains will think 'too far cut thru grass for food' and others will be like 'other human have good idea. I follow' until there's a beaten path when there's perfectly acceptable sidewalks to either side starfleetacademy Follow User experience Design For example

Yeehaw

fartgallery can i get a yeehaw? fartgallery I asked for a single yeehaw and you people gave me hundreds. Your generosity and wanton disregard for the value of a yeehaw will run the cowboy economy

fartgallery can i get a yeehaw? fartgallery I asked for a single yeehaw and you people gave me hundreds. Your generosity and wanton disregard for the value of a yeehaw will run the cowboy economy

yeehaw cowboy economy

Medusa x Dwayne Johnson

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new veggies needed

can they like release new vegetables bumblebeebats i work at whole foods and im here to tell u that they do bumblebeebats Some lady the other day puts this on my conveyor belt and im like ..ma'am what is this and she has the audacity to say "i don't know"

can they like release new vegetables bumblebeebats i work at whole foods and im here to tell u that they do bumblebeebats Some lady the other day puts this on my conveyor belt and im like ..ma'am what is this and she has the audacity to say "i don't know"

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How do I get Dopamine today?

calvin-klein-and-hobbes How shall I get the Serotonin TM and Dopamine® today?? A. Masturbate B. Buy myself something I don't need C. Eat processed food D. Complete one (1) household task E. All except D 30,255 notes A

calvin-klein-and-hobbes How shall I get the Serotonin TM and Dopamine® today?? A. Masturbate B. Buy myself something I don't need C. Eat processed food D. Complete one (1) household task E. All except D 30,255 notes A

dopamine today all of the above