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talking in sleep

inabasket: My mom talked in her sleep a lot when I was in high school. I could usually hold an entire conversation with her while she was sleeping. Once I heard her mumble, "I know everything." I told her she didn't know algebra, and she assured me she did. So I asked, "What's a polynomial?" And with the authority of a thousand professors, she stated, "It's when there's no toy in your Happy Meal."
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