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hiddlestalker your-pal-lindsay in wivernryder in heyfunnie why is bob short for robert how does one get 'billy out of 'william'? How in hell do you get "D---" from "Richard"? you ask him nicely you ask him nicely ihave been waiting for yEARS FOR THIS POST TO COME BACK YOU DONT UNDERSTAND There's a kid in my class named Richard Hunter

hiddlestalker your-pal-lindsay in wivernryder in heyfunnie why is bob short for robert how does one get 'billy out of 'william'? How in hell do you get "D---" from "Richard"? you ask him nicely you ask him nicely ihave been waiting for yEARS FOR THIS POST TO COME BACK YOU DONT UNDERSTAND There's a kid in my class named Richard Hunter

bandannarama biptch: don't make me snap my fingers in a z formation hip rotation booty sensation ETERNAL DAMNAT I ON snaps fingers in a pentagram formation says a Latin incantation

bandannarama biptch: don't make me snap my fingers in a z formation hip rotation booty sensation ETERNAL DAMNAT I ON snaps fingers in a pentagram formation says a Latin incantation

akeenglish akeenglish the best part of an oreo is the black cookie part and not the frosting part deal with it darkness without light is an abyss light without darkness is blinding you cannot have a coin with one side. yo socrate s it's a f------ cookie

akeenglish akeenglish the best part of an oreo is the black cookie part and not the frosting part deal with it darkness without light is an abyss light without darkness is blinding you cannot have a coin with one side. yo socrate s it's a f------ cookie

snapchatting my jam" i say to Hot Dam.he was trying to steal my jam and i'm not going any further with this train wreck of a text post

snapchatting my jam" i say to Hot Dam.he was trying to steal my jam and i'm not going any further with this train wreck of a text post

f------ hell my dad was carving the chicken for dinner and all of a sudden i just hear him manically giggling to himself so i f------ go into the kitchen and this is what i f------ find jesus christ dad what the f---

f------ hell my dad was carving the chicken for dinner and all of a sudden i just hear him manically giggling to himself so i f------ go into the kitchen and this is what i f------ find jesus christ dad what the f---

clockwork-minds ginchimera thetravellingpineapple A bullet going through PlayDoh. Blue doesn't even know what's coming I guess you could say Blue doesn't have a clue JESUS Source: thingsandscheme

clockwork-minds ginchimera thetravellingpineapple A bullet going through PlayDoh. Blue doesn't even know what's coming I guess you could say Blue doesn't have a clue JESUS Source: thingsandscheme

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googlechrome internetexplorers do you ever look at someone's url and you just want to help them all the time

googlechrome internetexplorers do you ever look at someone's url and you just want to help them all the time

Pod令 11:50 AM @.48% Messages All you hoebagels Jul 29, 2011 11:49 AM This is a picture of some text message with Tumblr in the background, so it should be something cute or inspirational or something that all hopeless lovers can relate to. But it's not. I just wanted to say that goats and dolphins have human-like vaginas. So if you ever feel lonely, you've got options tOxic-illusiOns: basOrexiaa: oh my f------ god i have never laughed so much in my life

Pod令 11:50 AM @.48% Messages All you hoebagels Jul 29, 2011 11:49 AM This is a picture of some text message with Tumblr in the background, so it should be something cute or inspirational or something that all hopeless lovers can relate to. But it's not. I just wanted to say that goats and dolphins have human-like vaginas. So if you ever feel lonely, you've got options tOxic-illusiOns: basOrexiaa: oh my f------ god i have never laughed so much in my life

lonelycoast Keep it trimmed.

lonelycoast Keep it trimmed.

if you say “whale oil beef hooked" really fast it sounds “well i, ll be f-----" in an irish accent omfg how on earth did you discover this?

if you say “whale oil beef hooked" really fast it sounds “well i, ll be f-----" in an irish accent omfg how on earth did you discover this?

burtmacklin This 2009 image captures the scene on a foggy night in Odessa, Ukraine, when a digital billboard crashed and displayed a floating error warning in the night sky. tw er

burtmacklin This 2009 image captures the scene on a foggy night in Odessa, Ukraine, when a digital billboard crashed and displayed a floating error warning in the night sky. tw er

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calmgiant Is there anything tumbir hasn't f------ gifed yet

calmgiant Is there anything tumbir hasn't f------ gifed yet

dzamonia-swag rabioheab i think my neighbourhood deserves a sitcom because there's o me, the teen blogger o a house with 8 nuns o a drug dealer who drives a hummer o a scottish man who only ever wears a kilt and mows his lawn at 3 am o an elderly couple who drive everywhere on their lawn mower o a peacock who has been roaming the neighbourhood for years and no one knows why or where it came from l'd watch the s--- outta that show yeah s--- me too sign me up

dzamonia-swag rabioheab i think my neighbourhood deserves a sitcom because there's o me, the teen blogger o a house with 8 nuns o a drug dealer who drives a hummer o a scottish man who only ever wears a kilt and mows his lawn at 3 am o an elderly couple who drive everywhere on their lawn mower o a peacock who has been roaming the neighbourhood for years and no one knows why or where it came from l'd watch the s--- outta that show yeah s--- me too sign me up

3ridan: riddlersgammon: hyungstrider: if you ever get Sad just throw whatever youre holding onto th ground and yell FOOTBALL as loud as you can what if its a baby dont question the man he gave you clear f------ instructions

3ridan: riddlersgammon: hyungstrider: if you ever get Sad just throw whatever youre holding onto th ground and yell FOOTBALL as loud as you can what if its a baby dont question the man he gave you clear f------ instructions

therisingsatan Swiggity swooty, do he got the booty?

therisingsatan Swiggity swooty, do he got the booty?

mom: you realize normal people don't have such strong feelings about the oxford comma me: THE OXFORD COMMA IS IMPORTANT mom: you realize this makes you a nerd me: mom: me: I had a party with the strippers, george bush and barack obama me: I had a party with the strippers, george bush, and barack obama me: without the comma, you are implying that george bush and barack obama are strippers mom: me: mom: this isn't normal

mom: you realize normal people don't have such strong feelings about the oxford comma me: THE OXFORD COMMA IS IMPORTANT mom: you realize this makes you a nerd me: mom: me: I had a party with the strippers, george bush and barack obama me: I had a party with the strippers, george bush, and barack obama me: without the comma, you are implying that george bush and barack obama are strippers mom: me: mom: this isn't normal

Parents: Don't forget to make us proud Friends: Don't forget to socialize Teachers: Don't forget to get A's Strangers: Don't forget to blend in Opposite sex: Don't forget to look good Society: Don't forget to be perfect Tumblr: F--- the world, at least you haven't murdered somebody today Tumblr: But just in case you want to get away with it, here are some tips.

Parents: Don't forget to make us proud Friends: Don't forget to socialize Teachers: Don't forget to get A's Strangers: Don't forget to blend in Opposite sex: Don't forget to look good Society: Don't forget to be perfect Tumblr: F--- the world, at least you haven't murdered somebody today Tumblr: But just in case you want to get away with it, here are some tips.

filibutt oopsspilledmymusic what if you scrolled past one of those posts that said "like if you love god, scroll down if you love satan" and then a day later you get a call and you pick up the phone and a gruff voice on the other end goes "i heard that you loved me and i just want to say that no one has ever loved me before" and then you guys go on a date and eventually get married and you become queen of hell. time to go to bed with Satan

filibutt oopsspilledmymusic what if you scrolled past one of those posts that said "like if you love god, scroll down if you love satan" and then a day later you get a call and you pick up the phone and a gruff voice on the other end goes "i heard that you loved me and i just want to say that no one has ever loved me before" and then you guys go on a date and eventually get married and you become queen of hell. time to go to bed with Satan

like this if you x satan romance

hacheload thepottergeist madcenturion madcenturion If you think about it, the process of singing the birthday song and cutting the cake is extremely satanic no but seriously imagine it this way a small gathering of people huddle around a object on fire chanting ritualistically a repetitive song in unison until the fire is blown out and a knife is stabbed into the object you must be fun at parties birthday parties

hacheload thepottergeist madcenturion madcenturion If you think about it, the process of singing the birthday song and cutting the cake is extremely satanic no but seriously imagine it this way a small gathering of people huddle around a object on fire chanting ritualistically a repetitive song in unison until the fire is blown out and a knife is stabbed into the object you must be fun at parties birthday parties

witchgoth

witchgoth