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Pod令 11:50 AM @.48% Messages All you hoebagels Jul 29, 2011 11:49 AM This is a picture of some text message with Tumblr in the background, so it should be something cute or inspirational or something that all hopeless lovers can relate to. But it's not. I just wanted to say that goats and dolphins have human-like vaginas. So if you ever feel lonely, you've got options tOxic-illusiOns: basOrexiaa: oh my f------ god i have never laughed so much in my life

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Pod令 11:50 AM @.48% Messages All you hoebagels Jul 29, 2011 11:49 AM This is a picture of some text message with Tumblr in the background, so it should be something cute or inspirational or something that all hopeless lovers can relate to. But it's not. I just wanted to say that goats and dolphins have human-like vaginas. So if you ever feel lonely, you've got options tOxic-illusiOns: basOrexiaa: oh my f------ god i have never laughed so much in my life

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HeavyTDE

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Jun 09, 2013 at 12:16PM EDT

But what are the options for the ladies?

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Basilius

Basilius

Jun 09, 2013 at 03:52PM EDT

If i am willing to have sex with a goat or a dolphin, why would i want to pick the ones with genitals similar a human female when their are more exotic vaginas?

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