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What even is a vegetable?

wwwwww cheeseanonioncrisps 601 Follow Honestly bizarre that tomatoes get all the flack for "not being a vegetable" because they're technically a fruit when: A) There are a ton of fruits that get categorised as vegetables. Like this also applies to pumpkins, squashes and cucumbers. B) The fi J mushrooms are standing there at the back of the crowd in this witch trial, trying to look inconspicuous because they somehow got into the vegetable club with no f controversy despite the fact that they're not even plants.

wwwwww cheeseanonioncrisps 601 Follow Honestly bizarre that tomatoes get all the flack for "not being a vegetable" because they're technically a fruit when: A) There are a ton of fruits that get categorised as vegetables. Like this also applies to pumpkins, squashes and cucumbers. B) The fi J mushrooms are standing there at the back of the crowd in this witch trial, trying to look inconspicuous because they somehow got into the vegetable club with no f controversy despite the fact that they're not even plants.

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Thoughts?

janmisali which of these accurately describes what's happening right now you are reading this post that I made 41.6% I am reading this post that you made 24.2% both of those sounded wrong 5.9% both of those sounded right 26.2% [show results] 2.1% 2,134 votes • Remaining time: 6 days 11 hours #jan misali #polls 283 notes

janmisali which of these accurately describes what's happening right now you are reading this post that I made 41.6% I am reading this post that you made 24.2% both of those sounded wrong 5.9% both of those sounded right 26.2% [show results] 2.1% 2,134 votes • Remaining time: 6 days 11 hours #jan misali #polls 283 notes

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I don't want to know

so-long-soldier28 Follow 5d ago read a fic last night where it was called a "rod of meat" and i'll never recover

so-long-soldier28 Follow 5d ago read a fic last night where it was called a "rod of meat" and i'll never recover

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Things are different now

crisis Follow Aug 5 i think its fun and good that people pick an internet name for themselves these days but i kinda miss when u had some fu username and ppl just extrapolated from that i used to be on a star wars forum where my handle was Professor Mug and ppl just called me prof. u know like there was a guy w vader in his handle so he was just vader

crisis Follow Aug 5 i think its fun and good that people pick an internet name for themselves these days but i kinda miss when u had some fu username and ppl just extrapolated from that i used to be on a star wars forum where my handle was Professor Mug and ppl just called me prof. u know like there was a guy w vader in his handle so he was just vader

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Ew...

bunjywunjy Follow 2d ago aspiring-weird-old-man asked: For your consideration: a horse with a neck like a heron bunjywunjy answered: perfect for snatching birds right out of the air ALT draconym Follow 2d ago Normal horse

bunjywunjy Follow 2d ago aspiring-weird-old-man asked: For your consideration: a horse with a neck like a heron bunjywunjy answered: perfect for snatching birds right out of the air ALT draconym Follow 2d ago Normal horse

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It's an odd concept for sure

gaywizard reblogged Oct 8, 2023 boy gaywizard Follow Oct 8, 2023 Thinking about how stupid the name Christian is. Imagine if someone was just named Muslim. Gonna name my child Agnostic Sumgaywizard Oct 8, 2023 Apparently people do name their kids Islam and Muslim. I still think this is silly but I stand corrected Soygaywizard Follow Oct 8, 2023 ALT anarcho-sin-dicalist 14m ago These are my beloved children Christian, Islam and Buddhist fivetrillionelves 9m ago This is my terrible son Scientology

gaywizard reblogged Oct 8, 2023 boy gaywizard Follow Oct 8, 2023 Thinking about how stupid the name Christian is. Imagine if someone was just named Muslim. Gonna name my child Agnostic Sumgaywizard Oct 8, 2023 Apparently people do name their kids Islam and Muslim. I still think this is silly but I stand corrected Soygaywizard Follow Oct 8, 2023 ALT anarcho-sin-dicalist 14m ago These are my beloved children Christian, Islam and Buddhist fivetrillionelves 9m ago This is my terrible son Scientology

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Does this check out?

txttletale Follow minecraft for the last few years has had maybe the most confused development direction of All Time txttletale theres one guy at minecraft who is under the impression they are making an educational game to teach kids about different types of igneous rocks and what foods are bad for what animals and anopther guy at minecraft who is uinder the impression hes making Skyrim Remasdtered: Blocks Edition. and one guy who has wastched Youtubrs and is under the impression theyre desighing Industrial Slaughter Simulator 2024. and all of them live in separate offices and add their updatres independently of each other and dont know the others exist

txttletale Follow minecraft for the last few years has had maybe the most confused development direction of All Time txttletale theres one guy at minecraft who is under the impression they are making an educational game to teach kids about different types of igneous rocks and what foods are bad for what animals and anopther guy at minecraft who is uinder the impression hes making Skyrim Remasdtered: Blocks Edition. and one guy who has wastched Youtubrs and is under the impression theyre desighing Industrial Slaughter Simulator 2024. and all of them live in separate offices and add their updatres independently of each other and dont know the others exist

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Area indeed

oneheadtoanother Follow Nov 7, 2022 THIS IS A AREA yo-its-matt Follow Nov 8, 2022 it sure fu is buddy fraterrisus Follow Oct 31, 2023 one of the most signs ever ... ...

oneheadtoanother Follow Nov 7, 2022 THIS IS A AREA yo-its-matt Follow Nov 8, 2022 it sure fu is buddy fraterrisus Follow Oct 31, 2023 one of the most signs ever ... ...

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Specific but real

glyphsmash Follow whenever i eat a fruit salad it makes me feel like im someone's pet lizard and its my birthday

glyphsmash Follow whenever i eat a fruit salad it makes me feel like im someone's pet lizard and its my birthday

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Cruel punishment

zooophagous Oct 31, 2023 Follow You know what. Fyou. *unhallows your ween* rockinhand Follow Oct 31, 2023 MY WEEN

zooophagous Oct 31, 2023 Follow You know what. Fyou. *unhallows your ween* rockinhand Follow Oct 31, 2023 MY WEEN

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Was that the first?

frougpepe Follow *looks at sherlock* it's very smoll . frougpepe oh my god it was me ••• • • • thealogie Follow ... this is the very first ever documented use of smoll. you're all a witness to language history here. official-linguistics-post Follow official linguistics post • • •

frougpepe Follow *looks at sherlock* it's very smoll . frougpepe oh my god it was me ••• • • • thealogie Follow ... this is the very first ever documented use of smoll. you're all a witness to language history here. official-linguistics-post Follow official linguistics post • • •

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Not that guy

egobus boyfriend requirements: ⚫ is a feminist ⚫ not a racist dances (not necessarily well) ⚫ is a cutie ⚫ is not a murderer ⚫ likes puppies sociallysnapjodie yes cause obviously if someone is not a feminist they are obviously scum (sarcasm) finallyfrontiered Isn't that guy 432,484 notes

egobus boyfriend requirements: ⚫ is a feminist ⚫ not a racist dances (not necessarily well) ⚫ is a cutie ⚫ is not a murderer ⚫ likes puppies sociallysnapjodie yes cause obviously if someone is not a feminist they are obviously scum (sarcasm) finallyfrontiered Isn't that guy 432,484 notes

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The cats were right

mayu homunculus-argument Follow Oct 20 Things cats were right about all along: 1. Each staying hydrated by drinking enough water - eat! more! wet! food! (watermelon, cucumbers, SOUP!) 2. Feels great to be really high up in your house where you can see the whole place (loft bed loft bed loft bed loft bed!) 3. Express yourself as clearly as possible when people are touching you and you don't want them to. 4. Optional, but you can also express yourself clearly when your people are not touching you and you want them to. 5. Sometimes it's important to just go "hmm. actually, I don't care" and wander off. 6. You don't have to be the strongest or toughest to defend yourself, it's enough to just be difficult enough to not be worth the trouble. 7. Ghosts will eventually leave if you stare at them for long enough. #the wet food thing is legit 17,244 notes R D

mayu homunculus-argument Follow Oct 20 Things cats were right about all along: 1. Each staying hydrated by drinking enough water - eat! more! wet! food! (watermelon, cucumbers, SOUP!) 2. Feels great to be really high up in your house where you can see the whole place (loft bed loft bed loft bed loft bed!) 3. Express yourself as clearly as possible when people are touching you and you don't want them to. 4. Optional, but you can also express yourself clearly when your people are not touching you and you want them to. 5. Sometimes it's important to just go "hmm. actually, I don't care" and wander off. 6. You don't have to be the strongest or toughest to defend yourself, it's enough to just be difficult enough to not be worth the trouble. 7. Ghosts will eventually leave if you stare at them for long enough. #the wet food thing is legit 17,244 notes R D

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I don't like this

bananaquilava Pokémon designs that are "ugly" and mean "Gamefreak is running out of ideas" Pokémon designs that are "preferred" and "What pokémon are supposed to look like" Pokémon that make bad furry bait Guys I found the pattern. lotusmesenpai Pokémon that make good furry bait SKRITCH SKRITC SKR Sk game freak isnt running out of pokemon design ideas you guys are just furrys

bananaquilava Pokémon designs that are "ugly" and mean "Gamefreak is running out of ideas" Pokémon designs that are "preferred" and "What pokémon are supposed to look like" Pokémon that make bad furry bait Guys I found the pattern. lotusmesenpai Pokémon that make good furry bait SKRITCH SKRITC SKR Sk game freak isnt running out of pokemon design ideas you guys are just furrys

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How dare you?

wolfentwined Sep 11 this is who youre asking to work 40hrs per week btw

wolfentwined Sep 11 this is who youre asking to work 40hrs per week btw

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Math memes!

recuperationdisliker Follow Jan 12, 2023 ... f(x) tribute band called f'(x). you'd think the point would be to be derivative but it's actually quite easy to differentiate the two. recuperationdisliker Jan 12, 2023 fallingtowers 2023-01-12, 19:21:46 - 1 minute ago ... ALThi i don't know f about math. is this joke funny? no recuperationdisliker Ⓡ Jan 12, 2023 ... fallingtowers 2023-01-12, 19:26:42 - 3 minutes ago ALT is it ok if i reblog it anyway? yeah) fallingtowers Follow Jan 12, 2023 ... haha yayyyy :) i'm having such a wonderful time on the internet with you

recuperationdisliker Follow Jan 12, 2023 ... f(x) tribute band called f'(x). you'd think the point would be to be derivative but it's actually quite easy to differentiate the two. recuperationdisliker Jan 12, 2023 fallingtowers 2023-01-12, 19:21:46 - 1 minute ago ... ALThi i don't know f about math. is this joke funny? no recuperationdisliker Ⓡ Jan 12, 2023 ... fallingtowers 2023-01-12, 19:26:42 - 3 minutes ago ALT is it ok if i reblog it anyway? yeah) fallingtowers Follow Jan 12, 2023 ... haha yayyyy :) i'm having such a wonderful time on the internet with you

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They don't make 'em like they used to

tamagotchikgs ** Follow i m;iss when u could touch a tv and feel its fur theskydoesgreatthingsnow Follow When an old tv died it was always very understandable. Screen busted. Tubes broke. Animal sick. Smart TVs will have psychosomatic problems that clear within a day. Ur Apple TV gets mental illness. oarfjsh Follow tech used to die a honourable death of Blow Up The And Burn The House Down. now its all like waahh wahhhh mommy i camnot update :(( 129.289 notes Oct 24, 2024 C t 3

tamagotchikgs ** Follow i m;iss when u could touch a tv and feel its fur theskydoesgreatthingsnow Follow When an old tv died it was always very understandable. Screen busted. Tubes broke. Animal sick. Smart TVs will have psychosomatic problems that clear within a day. Ur Apple TV gets mental illness. oarfjsh Follow tech used to die a honourable death of Blow Up The And Burn The House Down. now its all like waahh wahhhh mommy i camnot update :(( 129.289 notes Oct 24, 2024 C t 3

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The joy and pain of the Internet

silverslipstream Follow Oct 9 worst part about the Internet is knowing that there are finally people who both match and complement your freak. the nearest one is 2,318.4 miles away and your time zones are awkward

silverslipstream Follow Oct 9 worst part about the Internet is knowing that there are finally people who both match and complement your freak. the nearest one is 2,318.4 miles away and your time zones are awkward

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Makes sense

the-old-homosexual-deactivated2 Can we talk about how in zombie shows/movies/ books they always find a veterinarian and not a surgeon? Are veterinarians deemed more likely to survive the apocalypse? Yup. drferox Follow One of our professional skills is 'not being bitten by patients' We actually have a good broad knowledge base for both surgical, medical, and GP things We're used to improvising equipment because a lot of stuff is just not made for animals Meat safety is part of our training Our cars are often full of equipment, especially in mixed practice We probably weren't in the human hospital at the initial outbreak

the-old-homosexual-deactivated2 Can we talk about how in zombie shows/movies/ books they always find a veterinarian and not a surgeon? Are veterinarians deemed more likely to survive the apocalypse? Yup. drferox Follow One of our professional skills is 'not being bitten by patients' We actually have a good broad knowledge base for both surgical, medical, and GP things We're used to improvising equipment because a lot of stuff is just not made for animals Meat safety is part of our training Our cars are often full of equipment, especially in mixed practice We probably weren't in the human hospital at the initial outbreak

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Sibling-to-sibling dreams

sugar-on-sunday Follow Yesterday my little brother told me something very sweet and touching, that when he was a kid and had nightmares about monsters chasing him or whatever he would be able to end the nightmare by finding me in the dream and I would protect him by fighting off the zombies, or carrying him away. This is adorable, and makes me feel like the greatest older sibling in the world, but the hilarious thing is that when I was a kid I had nightmares of needing to save him from zombies and such. so many dreams where he was in trouble and I needed to save him. Like my nightmares began where his ended. Low key I think he mastered the ability to psychically transfer his nightmare to me as a child and I'm kind of annoyed with him.

sugar-on-sunday Follow Yesterday my little brother told me something very sweet and touching, that when he was a kid and had nightmares about monsters chasing him or whatever he would be able to end the nightmare by finding me in the dream and I would protect him by fighting off the zombies, or carrying him away. This is adorable, and makes me feel like the greatest older sibling in the world, but the hilarious thing is that when I was a kid I had nightmares of needing to save him from zombies and such. so many dreams where he was in trouble and I needed to save him. Like my nightmares began where his ended. Low key I think he mastered the ability to psychically transfer his nightmare to me as a child and I'm kind of annoyed with him.

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