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Oh, makes sense

junk-disorderly Follow == Telephone Sheep by Jean Luc Cornec jewish-harley-quinn Oh these are the electric sheep the androids dream about kshaar Follow ohhh "cable knit” i get it now

junk-disorderly Follow == Telephone Sheep by Jean Luc Cornec jewish-harley-quinn Oh these are the electric sheep the androids dream about kshaar Follow ohhh "cable knit” i get it now

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Can penguins sin?

GULAG brofligate Follow I'm watching Pingu right now and wow how did I forget that Pingu once tried to recreate the Tower of Babel. GULAG brofligate Would love to hear the Vatican's opinions on this. sapper-in-the-wire-old Follow they are animals, and thus free of sin. In fact, doctrinally, animals give glory to God merely by existing so. Pingu's fine GULAG brofligate But by creating a tower tall enough to reach God's kingdom, would they achieve sin? oblivionofthewise-deactivated20 "At one famous trial in Autun, France, in 1522, some rats were charged with feloniously eating and GG wantonly destroying the province's barley crop and so were ordered to appear in court. if rats can commit crimes, penguins can sin sapper-in-the-wire-old That's French courts though. France is a perversion of every law, moral, or truth known to man or heaven. doggendoodle Follow tockthewatchdog acquit i mean they did also the rats . that was a pretty significant thing that happened. like i understand where you're coming from here but they very much did acquit the rats 115,750 notes ⇐

GULAG brofligate Follow I'm watching Pingu right now and wow how did I forget that Pingu once tried to recreate the Tower of Babel. GULAG brofligate Would love to hear the Vatican's opinions on this. sapper-in-the-wire-old Follow they are animals, and thus free of sin. In fact, doctrinally, animals give glory to God merely by existing so. Pingu's fine GULAG brofligate But by creating a tower tall enough to reach God's kingdom, would they achieve sin? oblivionofthewise-deactivated20 "At one famous trial in Autun, France, in 1522, some rats were charged with feloniously eating and GG wantonly destroying the province's barley crop and so were ordered to appear in court. if rats can commit crimes, penguins can sin sapper-in-the-wire-old That's French courts though. France is a perversion of every law, moral, or truth known to man or heaven. doggendoodle Follow tockthewatchdog acquit i mean they did also the rats . that was a pretty significant thing that happened. like i understand where you're coming from here but they very much did acquit the rats 115,750 notes ⇐

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Super irritating

13 a Inathrakhs crueclown22 4m ago stunfiskz Follow Nov 17, 2024 there's another f 14.6K notes D3 reblogged week this week D DO

13 a Inathrakhs crueclown22 4m ago stunfiskz Follow Nov 17, 2024 there's another f 14.6K notes D3 reblogged week this week D DO

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Always a few different kinds

AVENGERS Hi, I'm Jeremy Renner playing Hawkeye And I'm Scarlett Johansson and I play Black Widow AVEN SACK REE TY [Interviewers'm with Chris and Chris, this is like a radio show. thebobblehat -Professionals -Frat buds - Children MARVEL

AVENGERS Hi, I'm Jeremy Renner playing Hawkeye And I'm Scarlett Johansson and I play Black Widow AVEN SACK REE TY [Interviewers'm with Chris and Chris, this is like a radio show. thebobblehat -Professionals -Frat buds - Children MARVEL

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Big mood

greelin Follow Dec 8, 2024 potatoes once they have been unearthed 1,843 notes D

greelin Follow Dec 8, 2024 potatoes once they have been unearthed 1,843 notes D

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Hey

evilwizard reblogged natalieironside spelledslots 84 Follow noisyduckwombat6760 Not following each other Hi beautiful spelledslots Today 07:28 Warlocks after a short rest 48,252 notes DD♡

evilwizard reblogged natalieironside spelledslots 84 Follow noisyduckwombat6760 Not following each other Hi beautiful spelledslots Today 07:28 Warlocks after a short rest 48,252 notes DD♡

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Poor dude

Florida Man On Drugs Kills Imaginary Friend & Turns Himself In bestpresidentna you can see the remorse in his eyes afffroditeee Florida again Source: american-were...

Florida Man On Drugs Kills Imaginary Friend & Turns Himself In bestpresidentna you can see the remorse in his eyes afffroditeee Florida again Source: american-were...

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So close

enki2 Follow percent clay 40 30 20 10 L 70 60 80 100 90 20 00 forehead percent silt kisses from a oh twrong 60 70 triangle 2 % % 2 % % % w percent sand 10 shiftycryptid Follow CLAY Self-fulfillment needs SILT Psychological needs SAND LOAM Basic needs WAIT WRONG TRIANGLE mgnip.com gallusrostromegalus Follow They can be the right triangles if you open your heart and believe in yourself. wanderer-chronicles Follow No they can't, they're clearly equilateral

enki2 Follow percent clay 40 30 20 10 L 70 60 80 100 90 20 00 forehead percent silt kisses from a oh twrong 60 70 triangle 2 % % 2 % % % w percent sand 10 shiftycryptid Follow CLAY Self-fulfillment needs SILT Psychological needs SAND LOAM Basic needs WAIT WRONG TRIANGLE mgnip.com gallusrostromegalus Follow They can be the right triangles if you open your heart and believe in yourself. wanderer-chronicles Follow No they can't, they're clearly equilateral

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Not all good

greatjaggi A sword that screams whenever you swing it, and the volume is directly tied with how fast its swung ladies-n-germs Finally, a good post thecheesyllama Great for: vikings Not great for: ninjas Source: clawmarkrune

greatjaggi A sword that screams whenever you swing it, and the volume is directly tied with how fast its swung ladies-n-germs Finally, a good post thecheesyllama Great for: vikings Not great for: ninjas Source: clawmarkrune

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Intense

askpredetor reblogged ... askpredetor >Morning shift >Customer is angry that we disabled his card >calm him down because it is a security measure ... >We had to block his card because he spent 5k on Genshin Impact at 4AM and almost drained his entire bank account >The instant we unblock his card he spends 200 more dollars on Genshin Impact THIS GUY'S JACKED UP. FOR REALS. askpredetor Every 200 notes I wake up to, I see some familiar faces and learn that some of you just have this post ON STANDBY to remind yourselves not to whale for the new bland Proud of you guys 155,053 notes D

askpredetor reblogged ... askpredetor >Morning shift >Customer is angry that we disabled his card >calm him down because it is a security measure ... >We had to block his card because he spent 5k on Genshin Impact at 4AM and almost drained his entire bank account >The instant we unblock his card he spends 200 more dollars on Genshin Impact THIS GUY'S JACKED UP. FOR REALS. askpredetor Every 200 notes I wake up to, I see some familiar faces and learn that some of you just have this post ON STANDBY to remind yourselves not to whale for the new bland Proud of you guys 155,053 notes D

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It's true

brucespringsteendotcom Follow environmental science professors are like. you know with dogs. Leash is so you can go outside and they don't pick a direction and start running. now I'm not saying we should put environmental scientists on leashes but it is alarming how quickly a man in his late 60s can move through a wetland 2,988 notes D

brucespringsteendotcom Follow environmental science professors are like. you know with dogs. Leash is so you can go outside and they don't pick a direction and start running. now I'm not saying we should put environmental scientists on leashes but it is alarming how quickly a man in his late 60s can move through a wetland 2,988 notes D

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I am afraid

sagihairius: last night i had this dream where shrek was turned into a lady ogre and fionna was asked if it was cool with her and she said "yes i am bishrekual" and i woke up crying FreakingNews.com

sagihairius: last night i had this dream where shrek was turned into a lady ogre and fionna was asked if it was cool with her and she said "yes i am bishrekual" and i woke up crying FreakingNews.com

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Those are their names

The Beatles are gamers!? JR,P,G 8:38 AM 2/23/22 Twitter Web App je-blauge Follow Actually, it's just their initials. Their names were Jingo, Ringo. Pingo and Gingo

The Beatles are gamers!? JR,P,G 8:38 AM 2/23/22 Twitter Web App je-blauge Follow Actually, it's just their initials. Their names were Jingo, Ringo. Pingo and Gingo

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Thanks, man

vilea777 Follow sorry i cant hang out i forgot how to mimic human like behaviour 6qubed Follow I mean if you wanna just loom in the corner like some kinda creature that's cool, we just don't want you getting left out 58,650 notes D

vilea777 Follow sorry i cant hang out i forgot how to mimic human like behaviour 6qubed Follow I mean if you wanna just loom in the corner like some kinda creature that's cool, we just don't want you getting left out 58,650 notes D

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There's no way

thatdisneylover marmarbinks3 I see 2007 and think "oh 3 years ago" and then it hits me that it was 7 years ago 282,984 notes 4 11

thatdisneylover marmarbinks3 I see 2007 and think "oh 3 years ago" and then it hits me that it was 7 years ago 282,984 notes 4 11

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They just don't learn

phantomrose96 ... The older generation's fixation on forcing you to have kids is something they absolutely refuse to unlearn. You can give the calmest and most reasonable explanation for not having kids and the only thing they can think to say is, "But what of the heir to the lands?" "Who will inherit the throne?" "Please sire upon your barren death there will be a parochial schism that will soak our soils with brother-blood." They literally hate to see you happy with just a cat. phantomrose96 ... #this feels like it's going to be one of those posts where people skim it and miss the joke in the central part and respond to it seriously #like that one cottagecore post (via @fireburst-520) There is a potent disregard for the plight of my feudal lands amongst the tags

phantomrose96 ... The older generation's fixation on forcing you to have kids is something they absolutely refuse to unlearn. You can give the calmest and most reasonable explanation for not having kids and the only thing they can think to say is, "But what of the heir to the lands?" "Who will inherit the throne?" "Please sire upon your barren death there will be a parochial schism that will soak our soils with brother-blood." They literally hate to see you happy with just a cat. phantomrose96 ... #this feels like it's going to be one of those posts where people skim it and miss the joke in the central part and respond to it seriously #like that one cottagecore post (via @fireburst-520) There is a potent disregard for the plight of my feudal lands amongst the tags

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Management

thisaintfunnyanymorechief This letter concerns all employees of Earth, from us the Managment It is with our deepest warmest and sincerest regards that we proudly announce the ending of another fiscal semester, well, to us at any rate, to you, this is the end of a year. Performance stayed within the expected quality from the contract you all signed when you agreed to enter this planet. However, we have received several complaints from some divisions that your result was supbar. Given the severity of them, we regret to inform you that we will be making the next semester harder on all of you as an incentive for better perfomance. We hope this letter reaches you well and we shall meet you again at a later date. Best Regards, Management. #happy new year #management

thisaintfunnyanymorechief This letter concerns all employees of Earth, from us the Managment It is with our deepest warmest and sincerest regards that we proudly announce the ending of another fiscal semester, well, to us at any rate, to you, this is the end of a year. Performance stayed within the expected quality from the contract you all signed when you agreed to enter this planet. However, we have received several complaints from some divisions that your result was supbar. Given the severity of them, we regret to inform you that we will be making the next semester harder on all of you as an incentive for better perfomance. We hope this letter reaches you well and we shall meet you again at a later date. Best Regards, Management. #happy new year #management

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I get it

systlin Humans will pack bond with anything. apostatively I had a teenage girl come into my tea shop with her mother the other night. She purposely grabbed a teamaker in the most crunched-up looking box on the shelf (got banged around in shipment) and carried it protectively over to the counter. "If something's in a damaged box I have to get it because I'm afraid no one else will love it," she laughed nervously. Not only will humans pack bond with anything, the empathy level of adolescent girls in particular likely has puppy-saving, world hunger-solving, war-ending powers. a-dull-glow I once saw a really bumpy lime at the grocery store, just a real ugly fruit. Later that night my boyfriend & I were driving home from rehearsal at like 11:30pm & passed the grocery store & I stared crying & he said "is it that lime? Do you want to go back and get it?" And I nodded and pulled the car around and bought the lime.

systlin Humans will pack bond with anything. apostatively I had a teenage girl come into my tea shop with her mother the other night. She purposely grabbed a teamaker in the most crunched-up looking box on the shelf (got banged around in shipment) and carried it protectively over to the counter. "If something's in a damaged box I have to get it because I'm afraid no one else will love it," she laughed nervously. Not only will humans pack bond with anything, the empathy level of adolescent girls in particular likely has puppy-saving, world hunger-solving, war-ending powers. a-dull-glow I once saw a really bumpy lime at the grocery store, just a real ugly fruit. Later that night my boyfriend & I were driving home from rehearsal at like 11:30pm & passed the grocery store & I stared crying & he said "is it that lime? Do you want to go back and get it?" And I nodded and pulled the car around and bought the lime.

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They lived crazy lives

hollow theory Follow Jul 3 why do people think victorian orphans were like. the peak of sheltered pure innocence hollow! theory Jul 3 "imagine feeding mountain dew to a victorian orphan" they'd probably appreciate the pick-me-up before their shift as junior osha violator at the accident factory hollow theory Jul 3 "imagine showing a victorian orphan vtubers" they'd say "this is boring i wanna watch public executions"

hollow theory Follow Jul 3 why do people think victorian orphans were like. the peak of sheltered pure innocence hollow! theory Jul 3 "imagine feeding mountain dew to a victorian orphan" they'd probably appreciate the pick-me-up before their shift as junior osha violator at the accident factory hollow theory Jul 3 "imagine showing a victorian orphan vtubers" they'd say "this is boring i wanna watch public executions"

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Use these

queer-here-and-in-fear Follow 2d ago shorthands for dumbery that i have grown to love deeply "how dare you say we pi on the poor" in response to someone misinterpreting your post "_ isnt gonna you" for s up behavior "woah. should we tell everyone? should we throw a party?" for who the f cares "and what if the world was made of pudding" for when would this ever matter. "and sharks are smooth both ways" for a group of people heatedly arguing with 1 guy who is f with them all ".. but its about a witch in the alps finding her lost cat" for someone trying to sanitize something to the point of absurdity

queer-here-and-in-fear Follow 2d ago shorthands for dumbery that i have grown to love deeply "how dare you say we pi on the poor" in response to someone misinterpreting your post "_ isnt gonna you" for s up behavior "woah. should we tell everyone? should we throw a party?" for who the f cares "and what if the world was made of pudding" for when would this ever matter. "and sharks are smooth both ways" for a group of people heatedly arguing with 1 guy who is f with them all ".. but its about a witch in the alps finding her lost cat" for someone trying to sanitize something to the point of absurdity

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