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askpredetor reblogged ... askpredetor >Morning shift >Customer is angry that we disabled his card >calm him down because it is a security measure ... >We had to block his card because he spent 5k on Genshin Impact at 4AM and almost drained his entire bank account >The instant we unblock his card he spends 200 more dollars on Genshin Impact THIS GUY'S JACKED UP. FOR REALS. askpredetor Every 200 notes I wake up to, I see some familiar faces and learn that some of you just have this post ON STANDBY to remind yourselves not to whale for the new bland Proud of you guys 155,053 notes D

askpredetor reblogged ... askpredetor >Morning shift >Customer is angry that we disabled his card >calm him down because it is a security measure ... >We had to block his card because he spent 5k on Genshin Impact at 4AM and almost drained his entire bank account >The instant we unblock his card he spends 200 more dollars on Genshin Impact THIS GUY'S JACKED UP. FOR REALS. askpredetor Every 200 notes I wake up to, I see some familiar faces and learn that some of you just have this post ON STANDBY to remind yourselves not to whale for the new bland Proud of you guys 155,053 notes D

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It's true

brucespringsteendotcom Follow environmental science professors are like. you know with dogs. Leash is so you can go outside and they don't pick a direction and start running. now I'm not saying we should put environmental scientists on leashes but it is alarming how quickly a man in his late 60s can move through a wetland 2,988 notes D

brucespringsteendotcom Follow environmental science professors are like. you know with dogs. Leash is so you can go outside and they don't pick a direction and start running. now I'm not saying we should put environmental scientists on leashes but it is alarming how quickly a man in his late 60s can move through a wetland 2,988 notes D

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I am afraid

sagihairius: last night i had this dream where shrek was turned into a lady ogre and fionna was asked if it was cool with her and she said "yes i am bishrekual" and i woke up crying FreakingNews.com

sagihairius: last night i had this dream where shrek was turned into a lady ogre and fionna was asked if it was cool with her and she said "yes i am bishrekual" and i woke up crying FreakingNews.com

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Those are their names

The Beatles are gamers!? JR,P,G 8:38 AM 2/23/22 Twitter Web App je-blauge Follow Actually, it's just their initials. Their names were Jingo, Ringo. Pingo and Gingo

The Beatles are gamers!? JR,P,G 8:38 AM 2/23/22 Twitter Web App je-blauge Follow Actually, it's just their initials. Their names were Jingo, Ringo. Pingo and Gingo

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Thanks, man

vilea777 Follow sorry i cant hang out i forgot how to mimic human like behaviour 6qubed Follow I mean if you wanna just loom in the corner like some kinda creature that's cool, we just don't want you getting left out 58,650 notes D

vilea777 Follow sorry i cant hang out i forgot how to mimic human like behaviour 6qubed Follow I mean if you wanna just loom in the corner like some kinda creature that's cool, we just don't want you getting left out 58,650 notes D

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There's no way

thatdisneylover marmarbinks3 I see 2007 and think "oh 3 years ago" and then it hits me that it was 7 years ago 282,984 notes 4 11

thatdisneylover marmarbinks3 I see 2007 and think "oh 3 years ago" and then it hits me that it was 7 years ago 282,984 notes 4 11

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They just don't learn

phantomrose96 ... The older generation's fixation on forcing you to have kids is something they absolutely refuse to unlearn. You can give the calmest and most reasonable explanation for not having kids and the only thing they can think to say is, "But what of the heir to the lands?" "Who will inherit the throne?" "Please sire upon your barren death there will be a parochial schism that will soak our soils with brother-blood." They literally hate to see you happy with just a cat. phantomrose96 ... #this feels like it's going to be one of those posts where people skim it and miss the joke in the central part and respond to it seriously #like that one cottagecore post (via @fireburst-520) There is a potent disregard for the plight of my feudal lands amongst the tags

phantomrose96 ... The older generation's fixation on forcing you to have kids is something they absolutely refuse to unlearn. You can give the calmest and most reasonable explanation for not having kids and the only thing they can think to say is, "But what of the heir to the lands?" "Who will inherit the throne?" "Please sire upon your barren death there will be a parochial schism that will soak our soils with brother-blood." They literally hate to see you happy with just a cat. phantomrose96 ... #this feels like it's going to be one of those posts where people skim it and miss the joke in the central part and respond to it seriously #like that one cottagecore post (via @fireburst-520) There is a potent disregard for the plight of my feudal lands amongst the tags

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Management

thisaintfunnyanymorechief This letter concerns all employees of Earth, from us the Managment It is with our deepest warmest and sincerest regards that we proudly announce the ending of another fiscal semester, well, to us at any rate, to you, this is the end of a year. Performance stayed within the expected quality from the contract you all signed when you agreed to enter this planet. However, we have received several complaints from some divisions that your result was supbar. Given the severity of them, we regret to inform you that we will be making the next semester harder on all of you as an incentive for better perfomance. We hope this letter reaches you well and we shall meet you again at a later date. Best Regards, Management. #happy new year #management

thisaintfunnyanymorechief This letter concerns all employees of Earth, from us the Managment It is with our deepest warmest and sincerest regards that we proudly announce the ending of another fiscal semester, well, to us at any rate, to you, this is the end of a year. Performance stayed within the expected quality from the contract you all signed when you agreed to enter this planet. However, we have received several complaints from some divisions that your result was supbar. Given the severity of them, we regret to inform you that we will be making the next semester harder on all of you as an incentive for better perfomance. We hope this letter reaches you well and we shall meet you again at a later date. Best Regards, Management. #happy new year #management

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I get it

systlin Humans will pack bond with anything. apostatively I had a teenage girl come into my tea shop with her mother the other night. She purposely grabbed a teamaker in the most crunched-up looking box on the shelf (got banged around in shipment) and carried it protectively over to the counter. "If something's in a damaged box I have to get it because I'm afraid no one else will love it," she laughed nervously. Not only will humans pack bond with anything, the empathy level of adolescent girls in particular likely has puppy-saving, world hunger-solving, war-ending powers. a-dull-glow I once saw a really bumpy lime at the grocery store, just a real ugly fruit. Later that night my boyfriend & I were driving home from rehearsal at like 11:30pm & passed the grocery store & I stared crying & he said "is it that lime? Do you want to go back and get it?" And I nodded and pulled the car around and bought the lime.

systlin Humans will pack bond with anything. apostatively I had a teenage girl come into my tea shop with her mother the other night. She purposely grabbed a teamaker in the most crunched-up looking box on the shelf (got banged around in shipment) and carried it protectively over to the counter. "If something's in a damaged box I have to get it because I'm afraid no one else will love it," she laughed nervously. Not only will humans pack bond with anything, the empathy level of adolescent girls in particular likely has puppy-saving, world hunger-solving, war-ending powers. a-dull-glow I once saw a really bumpy lime at the grocery store, just a real ugly fruit. Later that night my boyfriend & I were driving home from rehearsal at like 11:30pm & passed the grocery store & I stared crying & he said "is it that lime? Do you want to go back and get it?" And I nodded and pulled the car around and bought the lime.

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They lived crazy lives

hollow theory Follow Jul 3 why do people think victorian orphans were like. the peak of sheltered pure innocence hollow! theory Jul 3 "imagine feeding mountain dew to a victorian orphan" they'd probably appreciate the pick-me-up before their shift as junior osha violator at the accident factory hollow theory Jul 3 "imagine showing a victorian orphan vtubers" they'd say "this is boring i wanna watch public executions"

hollow theory Follow Jul 3 why do people think victorian orphans were like. the peak of sheltered pure innocence hollow! theory Jul 3 "imagine feeding mountain dew to a victorian orphan" they'd probably appreciate the pick-me-up before their shift as junior osha violator at the accident factory hollow theory Jul 3 "imagine showing a victorian orphan vtubers" they'd say "this is boring i wanna watch public executions"

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Use these

queer-here-and-in-fear Follow 2d ago shorthands for dumbery that i have grown to love deeply "how dare you say we pi on the poor" in response to someone misinterpreting your post "_ isnt gonna you" for s up behavior "woah. should we tell everyone? should we throw a party?" for who the f cares "and what if the world was made of pudding" for when would this ever matter. "and sharks are smooth both ways" for a group of people heatedly arguing with 1 guy who is f with them all ".. but its about a witch in the alps finding her lost cat" for someone trying to sanitize something to the point of absurdity

queer-here-and-in-fear Follow 2d ago shorthands for dumbery that i have grown to love deeply "how dare you say we pi on the poor" in response to someone misinterpreting your post "_ isnt gonna you" for s up behavior "woah. should we tell everyone? should we throw a party?" for who the f cares "and what if the world was made of pudding" for when would this ever matter. "and sharks are smooth both ways" for a group of people heatedly arguing with 1 guy who is f with them all ".. but its about a witch in the alps finding her lost cat" for someone trying to sanitize something to the point of absurdity

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Get it right

bogleech ha reblogueado a hawkpartys sharkest-sharks Seguir screaming THAT'S A SAW FISH every time i look up saw sharks bc the images are all jumbled up together sharkest-sharks fish quer quark-nova Seguir Know the differences: sawshark elongated, fusiform body gills on the sides of the body regular teeth straight saw with irregular teeth tapering saw with flattened, ray-like body fish licopri fish Saw Shark Fac (now Pristophanto Mask of the bow Shark-OCEAN TREASURES iran Facts oder Pinpo All About the Saw Shark: The Wesponed Cool Sharks Of The Word Like The Japan sawfish gills on the underside of the body sawskate fish Shark-100AN TEASURES MAL Japanese Swahark-ZooChar Longrase Sew Shark stock pho-Mind Semshark-Shark Facts For Kids fish fish Prophonics-sharks Wild Common Shark, Pritch fish Sew Shark-OCEAN TREASURES Shor Sashark Sew Shark-OCEAN TREASURES M New Discovery Twe new species of the rely seen se Sewshank Feeding spelets for p sharkest-sharks i love you convergent evolution. the way big f........ snout to stab things has happened several times makes me so happy 3516 notas 17 R ہے

bogleech ha reblogueado a hawkpartys sharkest-sharks Seguir screaming THAT'S A SAW FISH every time i look up saw sharks bc the images are all jumbled up together sharkest-sharks fish quer quark-nova Seguir Know the differences: sawshark elongated, fusiform body gills on the sides of the body regular teeth straight saw with irregular teeth tapering saw with flattened, ray-like body fish licopri fish Saw Shark Fac (now Pristophanto Mask of the bow Shark-OCEAN TREASURES iran Facts oder Pinpo All About the Saw Shark: The Wesponed Cool Sharks Of The Word Like The Japan sawfish gills on the underside of the body sawskate fish Shark-100AN TEASURES MAL Japanese Swahark-ZooChar Longrase Sew Shark stock pho-Mind Semshark-Shark Facts For Kids fish fish Prophonics-sharks Wild Common Shark, Pritch fish Sew Shark-OCEAN TREASURES Shor Sashark Sew Shark-OCEAN TREASURES M New Discovery Twe new species of the rely seen se Sewshank Feeding spelets for p sharkest-sharks i love you convergent evolution. the way big f........ snout to stab things has happened several times makes me so happy 3516 notas 17 R ہے

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Best compliment ever

But...why? never-forget-viva-la-pluto a reblogué rosetyler42 nintooner S'abonner the-marios Reblogged your post "TTYD group photo #this is his favorite so far "can I look at the Marios?" @the-marios this is just a collection of Mario posts and videos to show my 3 year old autistic son who loves Mario Follow 备 This is the highest compliment I could receive on my art 70 058 notes ŵ D ♡

But...why? never-forget-viva-la-pluto a reblogué rosetyler42 nintooner S'abonner the-marios Reblogged your post "TTYD group photo #this is his favorite so far "can I look at the Marios?" @the-marios this is just a collection of Mario posts and videos to show my 3 year old autistic son who loves Mario Follow 备 This is the highest compliment I could receive on my art 70 058 notes ŵ D ♡

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The greatest joke of all time

vortisaurus: my dad just walked in, asked me "what do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?" and left

vortisaurus: my dad just walked in, asked me "what do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?" and left

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Making an announcement

I miss my husband Tails. I miss him a lot. LAM ALIAM ックマン MBPILLTR EMP WISE I RO I'M GAY Sonic the Hedgehog 3 (2024) #sonic movie 3 #Sonic movie #sonic the hedgehog 6,581 notes on

I miss my husband Tails. I miss him a lot. LAM ALIAM ックマン MBPILLTR EMP WISE I RO I'M GAY Sonic the Hedgehog 3 (2024) #sonic movie 3 #Sonic movie #sonic the hedgehog 6,581 notes on

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Anotha one

lakemojave Sep 22, 2023 You don't like New Yawk? no iamoutofideas Oct 15, 2023 transmechanicus Sep 21 anotha one ? Bada Bing? • • •

lakemojave Sep 22, 2023 You don't like New Yawk? no iamoutofideas Oct 15, 2023 transmechanicus Sep 21 anotha one ? Bada Bing? • • •

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How baseball works

prohaloplayer Follow baseball in essence is a game about you trying to throw your friend a ball but some a hole wont stop trying to knock your ball as far as away as possible because he's a bad f person

prohaloplayer Follow baseball in essence is a game about you trying to throw your friend a ball but some a hole wont stop trying to knock your ball as far as away as possible because he's a bad f person

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I'd like to go there

koloocheh forget about touching grass, i need to touch THE SEA I NEED TO GO INTO THE WATER I NEED TO DIVE INTO THE SEA!!!!!!!!!!!! koloocheh I NEED TO GO IN THERE ++!!!!!!

koloocheh forget about touching grass, i need to touch THE SEA I NEED TO GO INTO THE WATER I NEED TO DIVE INTO THE SEA!!!!!!!!!!!! koloocheh I NEED TO GO IN THERE ++!!!!!!

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Can someone do this?

teenagevevo Follow what i'd really like is for someone to objectively watch me for a week or so and then just sit down with me for a few hours and explain to me what i am like and how i look to others and what my personality is in detail and how i need to improve where do i sign up for that

teenagevevo Follow what i'd really like is for someone to objectively watch me for a week or so and then just sit down with me for a few hours and explain to me what i am like and how i look to others and what my personality is in detail and how i need to improve where do i sign up for that

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Evolution is crazy

mildmayfoxe Follow we developed powerful teeth and jaws to rend the flesh. of the devious sourdough loaf 48,875 notes 3 D

mildmayfoxe Follow we developed powerful teeth and jaws to rend the flesh. of the devious sourdough loaf 48,875 notes 3 D

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