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wojtekghost = kittenpunk a Source: mightyflower mightyflower to quote hamlet act III scene ii line 92, "no 68,719 notes け-

wojtekghost = kittenpunk a Source: mightyflower mightyflower to quote hamlet act III scene ii line 92, "no 68,719 notes け-

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It all makes sense now...

tumblr. it's a 1 not L we've been doing it wrong So it's technically tumboner? ...what? And suddenly everything makes so much more sense tumboner im so done omfg This is the plot twist of all plots twists. I bet the staff is laughing at us now

tumblr. it's a 1 not L we've been doing it wrong So it's technically tumboner? ...what? And suddenly everything makes so much more sense tumboner im so done omfg This is the plot twist of all plots twists. I bet the staff is laughing at us now

Of medicines and wizardly

vague-yet-menacing why do 90% of all medicines sound like cool wizard names vague-yet-menacing it is i, Zyrtec the allmighty vague-yet-menacing you are no match for Xanax the Wise sasstricbypass viagra

vague-yet-menacing why do 90% of all medicines sound like cool wizard names vague-yet-menacing it is i, Zyrtec the allmighty vague-yet-menacing you are no match for Xanax the Wise sasstricbypass viagra

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Copernicus

lumos5001 darkarchermerlyn thetechnicolortrenchcoat: Today is Copernicus's 541th birthday. You may remember Copernicus as the man who said "Hey, what if the Earth went around the sun?" To which the Catholic Church replied "Hey, what if we set you on fire?" history brought to you by tumblr 168,572 notes

lumos5001 darkarchermerlyn thetechnicolortrenchcoat: Today is Copernicus's 541th birthday. You may remember Copernicus as the man who said "Hey, what if the Earth went around the sun?" To which the Catholic Church replied "Hey, what if we set you on fire?" history brought to you by tumblr 168,572 notes

Thank you German language!

amorphous-bob: shitfacedanon: penguinfringedabyss: penguinfringedabyss: There has to be a long German word for this feeling: "Look, I don't disagree with you on any major points of fact or opinion, but you're being such a smug pretentious bastard about it that I want to shove your face in regardless" Waltersobchakeit. "You're not wrong, you're just an a------." what a wonderful language Now if only I could say it Valt-airs-ob-share-kite

amorphous-bob: shitfacedanon: penguinfringedabyss: penguinfringedabyss: There has to be a long German word for this feeling: "Look, I don't disagree with you on any major points of fact or opinion, but you're being such a smug pretentious bastard about it that I want to shove your face in regardless" Waltersobchakeit. "You're not wrong, you're just an a------." what a wonderful language Now if only I could say it Valt-airs-ob-share-kite

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Balanced ass is best ass

MONSTER ASS $6.99 Balance $6.66 COUPON ㈤NCR theawfuledges okay but the sheer f------ glee on the face of the person taking this photo is the best part about this

MONSTER ASS $6.99 Balance $6.66 COUPON ㈤NCR theawfuledges okay but the sheer f------ glee on the face of the person taking this photo is the best part about this

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I thought that there was a group chat function

prehistories if there's one thing to be thankful for its that tumblr has no group chat function it's either a one-on-one faceoff in an alleyway or you're outside on ur porch w a megaphone

prehistories if there's one thing to be thankful for its that tumblr has no group chat function it's either a one-on-one faceoff in an alleyway or you're outside on ur porch w a megaphone

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I can't believe there's no butter!

pansexual-icey I'M SORRY BUT THE NORWEGIAN BUTTER CRISIS OF 2011 JUST CONFUSES MY GODDAMN BRAIN BECAUSE HOW THE ACTUAL F--- DOES AN ENTIRE COUNTRY RUN OUT OF BUTTER. DID NORWAY JUST COME DOWNSTAIRS LIKE: N:*Opens fridge* HELVETE N:VI KJØRTE UT AV SMØREN caffinatedstory I was gonna explain how the butter crisis happened but then I noticed your f------ /hilarious,/ attempt at writing "we've run out of butter" I'm not sure if you know but you just basically wrote: "We drove out of the lubrication" aI

pansexual-icey I'M SORRY BUT THE NORWEGIAN BUTTER CRISIS OF 2011 JUST CONFUSES MY GODDAMN BRAIN BECAUSE HOW THE ACTUAL F--- DOES AN ENTIRE COUNTRY RUN OUT OF BUTTER. DID NORWAY JUST COME DOWNSTAIRS LIKE: N:*Opens fridge* HELVETE N:VI KJØRTE UT AV SMØREN caffinatedstory I was gonna explain how the butter crisis happened but then I noticed your f------ /hilarious,/ attempt at writing "we've run out of butter" I'm not sure if you know but you just basically wrote: "We drove out of the lubrication" aI

Putting into practice

"If you love something, let it go. If it comes back it's yours forever. If it doesn't, then it wasn't meant to be" Me: @whitepeopiehumor

"If you love something, let it go. If it comes back it's yours forever. If it doesn't, then it wasn't meant to be" Me: @whitepeopiehumor

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Dollar-tree stores

www.flickr.com/photos/dvvidpresperwatson/6246065969 yg-ou this is the exact atmosphere emitted by every country

www.flickr.com/photos/dvvidpresperwatson/6246065969 yg-ou this is the exact atmosphere emitted by every country

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And while you're on it: take down some useless certificates :)

NAT 1 33% 09:41 POSTS FOLLOWING Source: disastertourism 377,683 notes le-twilight-zone brownsunbisexual STEM kids who think they're inherently smarter are annoying but humanities kids who think they're inherently compassionate/ progressive are equally annoying Imfao quaintaffairs listen...et us STEM and humanities students unite against the common enemy: business students Source: brownsunbisexual 15,658 notes

NAT 1 33% 09:41 POSTS FOLLOWING Source: disastertourism 377,683 notes le-twilight-zone brownsunbisexual STEM kids who think they're inherently smarter are annoying but humanities kids who think they're inherently compassionate/ progressive are equally annoying Imfao quaintaffairs listen...et us STEM and humanities students unite against the common enemy: business students Source: brownsunbisexual 15,658 notes

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Totally legit we swear

rednines tumbl Follow There are dealbreakers, too. Anyone who regularly Netflix-binges, engages in social activism, or wears mascara more than twice a week is going to have to look elsewhere. This may not be the right place, the Startup Castle says, if you Watch more than 4 hours of TV/movie/game entertainment per week Have more than 1 tattoo -Have ever attended more than 1 protest Make more than three posts a week to social Listen to a songs with explicit lyrics more than an Wear make-up more than twice a week media once a day Own any clothing, shoes, watches, or handbags costing over $500 Have bills that get paid by somebody else Drive a vehicle that was given to you by your Get regular spending money or gifts from your Have more than one internet app date per week parents parents Have a complex diet that requires lots of Drink alcohol more than 3 drinks per week Have been prescribed anything by a psychiatrist refrigerator space -Use marijuana more than twice a year more than once -Use any other drug more than twice in your entire paxamericana Silicon Valley's 'Startup Castle' is looking for roommates, and the requirements are completely bonkers plasmalogical good thing i listen to exactly one song with explicit lyrics every day nazerine l've been saying this for a while but Startup Bro is the new and terrifying lovechild of the brogrammer and the business major and he is somehow even more self-centered and bigoted than either of them hapabap No, no, guys, look closely This house is looking for extremely physically fit young men (No drugs, no makeup, no special diet, exercise 15 hrs a week) who are passive and docile (no protests, no music lyrics with swears) who, most of all, will not be missed if they disappear (very little social media presence, not rich enough to own expensive luxury items, no need to constantly be in contact with their parents over bills/gifts, few identifying markings like tattoos) This is obviously an organ harvesting operation tiqqun I'd also like to add that what this guy ended up creating is basically a secular monastery. There is an intensely horritying but equally fascinating irony in the fact that the most Avant-Garde and uncontrolled application of the spirit of human reason ended up resuscitating one of the oldest, most dogmatic religious formations rednines Silicon Valley Delenda Est Source:paxamericana

rednines tumbl Follow There are dealbreakers, too. Anyone who regularly Netflix-binges, engages in social activism, or wears mascara more than twice a week is going to have to look elsewhere. This may not be the right place, the Startup Castle says, if you Watch more than 4 hours of TV/movie/game entertainment per week Have more than 1 tattoo -Have ever attended more than 1 protest Make more than three posts a week to social Listen to a songs with explicit lyrics more than an Wear make-up more than twice a week media once a day Own any clothing, shoes, watches, or handbags costing over $500 Have bills that get paid by somebody else Drive a vehicle that was given to you by your Get regular spending money or gifts from your Have more than one internet app date per week parents parents Have a complex diet that requires lots of Drink alcohol more than 3 drinks per week Have been prescribed anything by a psychiatrist refrigerator space -Use marijuana more than twice a year more than once -Use any other drug more than twice in your entire paxamericana Silicon Valley's 'Startup Castle' is looking for roommates, and the requirements are completely bonkers plasmalogical good thing i listen to exactly one song with explicit lyrics every day nazerine l've been saying this for a while but Startup Bro is the new and terrifying lovechild of the brogrammer and the business major and he is somehow even more self-centered and bigoted than either of them hapabap No, no, guys, look closely This house is looking for extremely physically fit young men (No drugs, no makeup, no special diet, exercise 15 hrs a week) who are passive and docile (no protests, no music lyrics with swears) who, most of all, will not be missed if they disappear (very little social media presence, not rich enough to own expensive luxury items, no need to constantly be in contact with their parents over bills/gifts, few identifying markings like tattoos) This is obviously an organ harvesting operation tiqqun I'd also like to add that what this guy ended up creating is basically a secular monastery. There is an intensely horritying but equally fascinating irony in the fact that the most Avant-Garde and uncontrolled application of the spirit of human reason ended up resuscitating one of the oldest, most dogmatic religious formations rednines Silicon Valley Delenda Est Source:paxamericana

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The CalArts Effect

rory @plumerewif Jun 30 these r five months apart s--- rory Oplumerewif Jun 13 tfw ya style develops LDAR 1576 snakegay The left is what their art looked like before calarts and the right is pretty much what it is now. HOW THE F--- DO YOU GO TO ART SCHOOL AND IMMEDIATELY GET WORSE

rory @plumerewif Jun 30 these r five months apart s--- rory Oplumerewif Jun 13 tfw ya style develops LDAR 1576 snakegay The left is what their art looked like before calarts and the right is pretty much what it is now. HOW THE F--- DO YOU GO TO ART SCHOOL AND IMMEDIATELY GET WORSE

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How social justice drama actually starts

w-arden like the problem with the tumbir community is that no one is allowed to safely f--- up if i was my uneducated ignorant little 14 year old self y all would have ripped me a new one and probably scarred me for life and that's so scary tbh, that a community of adults would and DO witch hunt and harass minors over things they're being children about overlookingsunset This sort of statement relies on a HUGE misunderstanding of how "social justice drama" happens in tumblr. People assume that the explosive backlashes happen because someone said one thing that they weren't educated about. That's almost never the case. What ACTUALLY happens is, when someone says something f----- up, they are told that what they said was f----- up. If the person had responded "Ok or "sorry” 99% of the time it would end here. But no, what usually happens is the bigot decides to double-down on their bigotry, and start insulting or harassing those who were the messenger, trying to educate them. And that's where the backlash comes from, from the person's decision to be a total a------. If I know someones underage, I don't argue with them no matter what. But I'm not going to tell other underage people they can't argue with an underage bigot TLDR: Outrage doesn't happen over one comment, it happens over people deliberately being assholes over and over again.

w-arden like the problem with the tumbir community is that no one is allowed to safely f--- up if i was my uneducated ignorant little 14 year old self y all would have ripped me a new one and probably scarred me for life and that's so scary tbh, that a community of adults would and DO witch hunt and harass minors over things they're being children about overlookingsunset This sort of statement relies on a HUGE misunderstanding of how "social justice drama" happens in tumblr. People assume that the explosive backlashes happen because someone said one thing that they weren't educated about. That's almost never the case. What ACTUALLY happens is, when someone says something f----- up, they are told that what they said was f----- up. If the person had responded "Ok or "sorry” 99% of the time it would end here. But no, what usually happens is the bigot decides to double-down on their bigotry, and start insulting or harassing those who were the messenger, trying to educate them. And that's where the backlash comes from, from the person's decision to be a total a------. If I know someones underage, I don't argue with them no matter what. But I'm not going to tell other underage people they can't argue with an underage bigot TLDR: Outrage doesn't happen over one comment, it happens over people deliberately being assholes over and over again.

The Perfect Shapes

THE PEXFECT SHAPES I think ive cracked the code looks at gay couple" so which of you is the apple and which is the 9 YOU DID IT, YOU BROKE DOWN CHARACTER DESIGN TO ITS BARE

THE PEXFECT SHAPES I think ive cracked the code looks at gay couple" so which of you is the apple and which is the 9 YOU DID IT, YOU BROKE DOWN CHARACTER DESIGN TO ITS BARE

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You Will

loaff asked: i would die for you yoshi yoshisuggestions answered You Will.

loaff asked: i would die for you yoshi yoshisuggestions answered You Will.

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You must be new here...

4 Dec 27,683 notes l've seen Hormy Internet Fangirls fall physically in lust with everything from standard hunks to weird cartoons to robots to monsters and every body type from potbelly bear to skeletal beanpole and it never fails to amaze me, when by comparison, straight guys seem to have trouble with any woman who isn't hourglass shaped

4 Dec 27,683 notes l've seen Hormy Internet Fangirls fall physically in lust with everything from standard hunks to weird cartoons to robots to monsters and every body type from potbelly bear to skeletal beanpole and it never fails to amaze me, when by comparison, straight guys seem to have trouble with any woman who isn't hourglass shaped

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End the suffering

1,817 notes 885 likes and 912 reblogs color supersoftly: anyone know what this little button in the corner do? Sends a lethal current of electricity through your keyboard, killing you instantly. For when you dare look at the notes on any post and feel the need to end your suffering.

1,817 notes 885 likes and 912 reblogs color supersoftly: anyone know what this little button in the corner do? Sends a lethal current of electricity through your keyboard, killing you instantly. For when you dare look at the notes on any post and feel the need to end your suffering.

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That’s wack

Anonymous said anon hate hustlerose dismissive reply bodyscrubs You did it! You broke tumblr down to it's bare essentials!

Anonymous said anon hate hustlerose dismissive reply bodyscrubs You did it! You broke tumblr down to it's bare essentials!

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Mistakes were made

God I regret creating you allurfavesaretrans then get rid of me, p----. stuglies i dont know if this is funnier with or without the context of this being a comment on a gnomeo and juliet vore fic g-g-ghosts a f------ what Source: stuglies 86,319 notes

God I regret creating you allurfavesaretrans then get rid of me, p----. stuglies i dont know if this is funnier with or without the context of this being a comment on a gnomeo and juliet vore fic g-g-ghosts a f------ what Source: stuglies 86,319 notes

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