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rednines tumbl Follow There are dealbreakers, too. Anyone who regularly Netflix-binges, engages in social activism, or wears mascara more than twice a week is going to have to look elsewhere. This may not be the right place, the Startup Castle says, if you Watch more than 4 hours of TV/movie/game entertainment per week Have more than 1 tattoo -Have ever attended more than 1 protest Make more than three posts a week to social Listen to a songs with explicit lyrics more than an Wear make-up more than twice a week media once a day Own any clothing, shoes, watches, or handbags costing over $500 Have bills that get paid by somebody else Drive a vehicle that was given to you by your Get regular spending money or gifts from your Have more than one internet app date per week parents parents Have a complex diet that requires lots of Drink alcohol more than 3 drinks per week Have been prescribed anything by a psychiatrist refrigerator space -Use marijuana more than twice a year more than once -Use any other drug more than twice in your entire paxamericana Silicon Valley's 'Startup Castle' is looking for roommates, and the requirements are completely bonkers plasmalogical good thing i listen to exactly one song with explicit lyrics every day nazerine l've been saying this for a while but Startup Bro is the new and terrifying lovechild of the brogrammer and the business major and he is somehow even more self-centered and bigoted than either of them hapabap No, no, guys, look closely This house is looking for extremely physically fit young men (No drugs, no makeup, no special diet, exercise 15 hrs a week) who are passive and docile (no protests, no music lyrics with swears) who, most of all, will not be missed if they disappear (very little social media presence, not rich enough to own expensive luxury items, no need to constantly be in contact with their parents over bills/gifts, few identifying markings like tattoos) This is obviously an organ harvesting operation tiqqun I'd also like to add that what this guy ended up creating is basically a secular monastery. There is an intensely horritying but equally fascinating irony in the fact that the most Avant-Garde and uncontrolled application of the spirit of human reason ended up resuscitating one of the oldest, most dogmatic religious formations rednines Silicon Valley Delenda Est Source:paxamericana

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