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Who would win? VS JEFF KAPLAN TODD HOWARD One rebalances their game every 5 minutes while the other releases their unbalanced game every 5 minutes

Who would win? VS JEFF KAPLAN TODD HOWARD One rebalances their game every 5 minutes while the other releases their unbalanced game every 5 minutes

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Tears and Lies

shako-makko Iraqi man cries bitterly at the British Museum when he sees his country's stolen cultural heritage on display approxknowledge Deactivated Except that he's not at the British Museum, he's at the Iraq National Museum in Baghdad. He's crying because they thought the treasures of the Nimrod Exhibit where destroyed. He's crying because his country's cultural heritage still survives. Those are tears of joy. ima-fuckingt4ble but muh evil whitey?

shako-makko Iraqi man cries bitterly at the British Museum when he sees his country's stolen cultural heritage on display approxknowledge Deactivated Except that he's not at the British Museum, he's at the Iraq National Museum in Baghdad. He's crying because they thought the treasures of the Nimrod Exhibit where destroyed. He's crying because his country's cultural heritage still survives. Those are tears of joy. ima-fuckingt4ble but muh evil whitey?

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Helpful Advice, Hatred, Saving Money, & Fucking the System

The Wall Street Journal Friday at 10:01 AM- WSJ Most millennials don't even know what fabric softener is used for, and that worries Procter & Gamble own Millennials Are Fine Without Fabric Softener; P&G Looks to Fix That wsj.com slow-riot Weirdly anti-millennial articles have scraped the bottom of the barrel so hard that they are now two feet down into the topsoil tramampoline its so wild like "this generation with no f------ money is learning to prioritize essentials" and all these chucklefucks can write is advertisements for these companies markrial at least our jeans won't tear at the seams after two washes awfullydull F--- FABRIC SOFTENER IT'S UTTERLY POINTLESS AND F--- DRYER SHEETS LITERALLY NOBODY EVER HAS ENOUGH OF A PROBLEM WITH STATIC TO WARRANT PAYING OUT THE ASS FOR THAT S--- DO YOU WANT CLEAN CLOTHES? YOU DON'T EVEN NEED TO BUY F------ DETERGENT JUST MAKE YOUR OWN* IT'S SO GODDAMN EASY AND 80X CHEAPER F--- THE ENTIRE LAUNDRY INDUSTRY F--- The Entire Laundry Industry Recipe 1 cup Washing Soda (not Baking Soda. Different things.) 1 cup Borax (not Boric Acid. Also a different thing.) ½ cup-1 cup grated bar soap (you can use literally anything. I often use lvory because it's easy to get and I find it works well, a lot of people like Fels-Naptha which is an actual laundry bar. Some people use Dr Bronner's. Really does not f------ matter.) After grating your soap, combine all ingredients That's it. That's the whole thing. Use maybe a ¼ cup per load 喝madsciences AA l've done this for years now and it works as well as any store bought detergent ghostoftwentysomethingspresent WHAT Thank you, tumblr user awfullydull! Your URL does no justice to the good advice you give! kindnessandgoodvibrations Also you can MAKE your own washing soda very VERY cheaply Step one: acquire $5 bag of baking soda from Costco. Step two: lay that m------------ baking soda out on a baking tray Step three: bake the baking soda on a tray in an oven at 400° for 1 hour (to make the moisture evaporate, leaving washing soda) Step four: revel in how easy and cheap it is to make your own washing soda, and maybe take a moment to be angry that the industry upcharges the f--- out of something that is so easy to make kindnessandgoodvibration:s I see some of y'all complaining about static and/or wanting nice smelling laundry. Go to a craft store, find 100% wool yarn balls. If it doesn't come in a ball, ask an employee to make it into a tight ball for you. Wash in the washing machine to make it felted. Remove from washer, add a few drops of essential oil to the ball, allow to seep in. Dry with clothing. Doesn't need to be rewashed ever, and if it stops smelling, add few more drops of essential oil. Bam, reusable dryer sheets organized-studies I love this post so much it's filled with helpful advice, hatred, saving money, and f------ the system all in one

The Wall Street Journal Friday at 10:01 AM- WSJ Most millennials don't even know what fabric softener is used for, and that worries Procter & Gamble own Millennials Are Fine Without Fabric Softener; P&G Looks to Fix That wsj.com slow-riot Weirdly anti-millennial articles have scraped the bottom of the barrel so hard that they are now two feet down into the topsoil tramampoline its so wild like "this generation with no f------ money is learning to prioritize essentials" and all these chucklefucks can write is advertisements for these companies markrial at least our jeans won't tear at the seams after two washes awfullydull F--- FABRIC SOFTENER IT'S UTTERLY POINTLESS AND F--- DRYER SHEETS LITERALLY NOBODY EVER HAS ENOUGH OF A PROBLEM WITH STATIC TO WARRANT PAYING OUT THE ASS FOR THAT S--- DO YOU WANT CLEAN CLOTHES? YOU DON'T EVEN NEED TO BUY F------ DETERGENT JUST MAKE YOUR OWN* IT'S SO GODDAMN EASY AND 80X CHEAPER F--- THE ENTIRE LAUNDRY INDUSTRY F--- The Entire Laundry Industry Recipe 1 cup Washing Soda (not Baking Soda. Different things.) 1 cup Borax (not Boric Acid. Also a different thing.) ½ cup-1 cup grated bar soap (you can use literally anything. I often use lvory because it's easy to get and I find it works well, a lot of people like Fels-Naptha which is an actual laundry bar. Some people use Dr Bronner's. Really does not f------ matter.) After grating your soap, combine all ingredients That's it. That's the whole thing. Use maybe a ¼ cup per load 喝madsciences AA l've done this for years now and it works as well as any store bought detergent ghostoftwentysomethingspresent WHAT Thank you, tumblr user awfullydull! Your URL does no justice to the good advice you give! kindnessandgoodvibrations Also you can MAKE your own washing soda very VERY cheaply Step one: acquire $5 bag of baking soda from Costco. Step two: lay that m------------ baking soda out on a baking tray Step three: bake the baking soda on a tray in an oven at 400° for 1 hour (to make the moisture evaporate, leaving washing soda) Step four: revel in how easy and cheap it is to make your own washing soda, and maybe take a moment to be angry that the industry upcharges the f--- out of something that is so easy to make kindnessandgoodvibration:s I see some of y'all complaining about static and/or wanting nice smelling laundry. Go to a craft store, find 100% wool yarn balls. If it doesn't come in a ball, ask an employee to make it into a tight ball for you. Wash in the washing machine to make it felted. Remove from washer, add a few drops of essential oil to the ball, allow to seep in. Dry with clothing. Doesn't need to be rewashed ever, and if it stops smelling, add few more drops of essential oil. Bam, reusable dryer sheets organized-studies I love this post so much it's filled with helpful advice, hatred, saving money, and f------ the system all in one

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Post Post Modernism

pochowek tumblr user, drinking a bottle of uncontaminated water in post apocalyptic america: i love this?? this is so pure omg dagny-hashtaggart tumblr user, finding a miraculously untouched packet of frozen pastries in post-apocalyptic america: beautiful cinnamon roll too good for this world, too pure argumate tumblr user, succumbing to dehydration in the wilderness of post- apocalyptic america: my hands are literally shaking as I type this anosognosic tumblr edgelord, to a booby-trap in post-apocalyptic america, an arrow embedded deep in their chest: i'm sorry, are you triggered? argumate tumblr user, attempting to reestablish a pony express mail service across the shattered remnants of post-apocalyptic america: this post is important trickytalks tumblr user, standing behind thousands of other refugees from post- apocalyptic america, straining to hear the instructions of the volunteer who is giving them their floor space assignments: say it louder for the people in the back normaler-on-the-outside tumblr user, handing out vials -filled with a cure for the plague which has devastated the world- to the remaining people of post-apocalyptic merica: spread this like wildfire bass-borot tumblr user, checking the post-apocalyptic town's notice board for information important to rebuilding: why doesn't this have more notes?? eight-times-nine tumblr user, about to venture out into a dangerous part of the post- apocalyptic world with a small group of volunteers for whom they care for dearly and are concerned about the mental wellbeing of and the impact the adventure could have on them: if you don't like this unfollow me right now mikkeneko tumblr user, watching a boy be dragged into the stocks of a post- apocalyptic settlement for the crime of stealing a crust of bread: FREE HIM kaylapocalypse Post post modernism quasi-normalcy tumblr user, trekking on foot across the burned out plains of post- apocalyptic america in search of refuge for what seems like forever: Is Canada even real? quasi-normalcy tumblr user, being offered bark tea to fend off against scurvy in post- apocalyptic america: This tea is HOT! starsarelimitless tumblr user, alone and searching for the warmth and comfort of other humans and being jumped by a group of post-apocalyptic american vigilantes: I came out to have a good time and i'm honestly feeling so attacked right now reserve tumblr user, caring for a nursery of small children, the last children born into this broken, dying world, gently feeding them watery broth: take a f-----' sip babes avocados-and-avocadonts tumblr user, watching a suspicious figure approach the gates of their ramshackle settlement in post-apocalyptic america: who is she staff tumblr user, looking helplessly at their shattered pole weapon before perishing in the battle circle of post-apocalyptic america: w-- staff pochowek staff replied, post is over

pochowek tumblr user, drinking a bottle of uncontaminated water in post apocalyptic america: i love this?? this is so pure omg dagny-hashtaggart tumblr user, finding a miraculously untouched packet of frozen pastries in post-apocalyptic america: beautiful cinnamon roll too good for this world, too pure argumate tumblr user, succumbing to dehydration in the wilderness of post- apocalyptic america: my hands are literally shaking as I type this anosognosic tumblr edgelord, to a booby-trap in post-apocalyptic america, an arrow embedded deep in their chest: i'm sorry, are you triggered? argumate tumblr user, attempting to reestablish a pony express mail service across the shattered remnants of post-apocalyptic america: this post is important trickytalks tumblr user, standing behind thousands of other refugees from post- apocalyptic america, straining to hear the instructions of the volunteer who is giving them their floor space assignments: say it louder for the people in the back normaler-on-the-outside tumblr user, handing out vials -filled with a cure for the plague which has devastated the world- to the remaining people of post-apocalyptic merica: spread this like wildfire bass-borot tumblr user, checking the post-apocalyptic town's notice board for information important to rebuilding: why doesn't this have more notes?? eight-times-nine tumblr user, about to venture out into a dangerous part of the post- apocalyptic world with a small group of volunteers for whom they care for dearly and are concerned about the mental wellbeing of and the impact the adventure could have on them: if you don't like this unfollow me right now mikkeneko tumblr user, watching a boy be dragged into the stocks of a post- apocalyptic settlement for the crime of stealing a crust of bread: FREE HIM kaylapocalypse Post post modernism quasi-normalcy tumblr user, trekking on foot across the burned out plains of post- apocalyptic america in search of refuge for what seems like forever: Is Canada even real? quasi-normalcy tumblr user, being offered bark tea to fend off against scurvy in post- apocalyptic america: This tea is HOT! starsarelimitless tumblr user, alone and searching for the warmth and comfort of other humans and being jumped by a group of post-apocalyptic american vigilantes: I came out to have a good time and i'm honestly feeling so attacked right now reserve tumblr user, caring for a nursery of small children, the last children born into this broken, dying world, gently feeding them watery broth: take a f-----' sip babes avocados-and-avocadonts tumblr user, watching a suspicious figure approach the gates of their ramshackle settlement in post-apocalyptic america: who is she staff tumblr user, looking helplessly at their shattered pole weapon before perishing in the battle circle of post-apocalyptic america: w-- staff pochowek staff replied, post is over

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Al from Toy Story 2

windows-98 everytime someone brings up Al from Toy Story 2 i can't imagine his like, twitter or tumblr description like, not being "Cis White Male, Straight, Deal with it Snowflakes, i don't care if i trigger you" followed by a list of his waifus look at this f-----, you can feel the grease on this render, this man f------ has 20 body pillows of Jessie from Woody's round up and has his twitter icon as the anime girl of the month, this guy's a f------ gamergater and you all know it, f--- Al from Toy Story 2 A1/44/Male/Straight/White/Single (Yes, we exist), Hi, I'm a big nerd who loves old cartoons and collecting toys, my blog is sometimes political and I'm always open to talk to people so long as you're respectful and don't resort to ad hominems Toy Collection Tag NSFW Blog (18+) source: komasansrank, via: cutestprincess 2017-06-29 06:28:43 GMT 20316 notes

windows-98 everytime someone brings up Al from Toy Story 2 i can't imagine his like, twitter or tumblr description like, not being "Cis White Male, Straight, Deal with it Snowflakes, i don't care if i trigger you" followed by a list of his waifus look at this f-----, you can feel the grease on this render, this man f------ has 20 body pillows of Jessie from Woody's round up and has his twitter icon as the anime girl of the month, this guy's a f------ gamergater and you all know it, f--- Al from Toy Story 2 A1/44/Male/Straight/White/Single (Yes, we exist), Hi, I'm a big nerd who loves old cartoons and collecting toys, my blog is sometimes political and I'm always open to talk to people so long as you're respectful and don't resort to ad hominems Toy Collection Tag NSFW Blog (18+) source: komasansrank, via: cutestprincess 2017-06-29 06:28:43 GMT 20316 notes

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A dungeon begins here

#a dungeon begins here

#a dungeon begins here

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Great Wall of Text via Mobile

60%- I'm about to have a fun afternoon, So my trainer's bf cheated on her. She broke up with him. He's holding her stuff hostage until she agrees to talk with him. Which she refuses. She trains; for free mind you; three college inebackers, a college wrestler, two martial artists, a body builder, and... wait for it.... a Navy seal. We're gonna go get her s--- for her This should make for an interesting story So everyone who commented on this being like the avengers, you are absolutely right. That's what all of us had in our heads as we were rolling over to dude's house, But I'm very proud to say, this ended without vio Arrival: Arrival So the super friends all jumped into one of the linebacker's explorer and headed over to dude's house, Ok the squad: you all knovw me, but the other martial artist is a little wirey hapkido guy, the linebackers are all giants (an estimated combined weight of I'd say 750-800lbs), the wrestler looks like an escaped gorilla, then the navy seal looks like your average guy but something about him is unsettling. Really unsettling. Unfortunately, the body builder had to work. Anyway, we send the Hapkido guy and the wrestler to the door first and dude answers, screams at them, and then slams the door in their face, Then the giant linebackers head over and they ring the door bell again, Lo and behold, he was much more polite, but still denied access. Finally, me and the seal join the fray. I casually make my way towards the front of the group, but the seal decides to CLIMB THE BANISTER. We all just turned and started at him completely shocked when dude answers the door, He looks at this 臀.al s9%·9:24 PM THE BANISTER, We all just turned and started at him completely shocked when dude answers the door, e looks at this weird mismatched group of relatively threateningi perched on his banister like batman. He was like "FINE, Go take what you're looking Retrieval: So we're all walking through the house gathering what we think are her things and putting them into two boxes. Mind you. We tell her we were coming, therefore we had no list of items.The only one really being productive was Hapkido, who was legitimately looking for stuff. The s were just randomly picking up back down. Just showing off how strong n case the wasn't enough, I guess they were letting him know they could break him if they wanted to. The seal was just shadowing dude in his own house. Walking behind him, 7:24 PM wanted to. The seal was just shadowing dude in his own house. Walking behind him, not saying much, just being creepy. Then there's me. Who was causing general mischief.. He said to take what I was looking for, that's what I was looking for Ahaha and the wrestler made a fricken sandwich, Because "you guys look like you have it under control, and I'm a sucker for egg salad." We were in and out in I5 So the autobots rolled out and headed rl's spot. She was conveniently outside when we rolled up, We got out and she was like, how do you all even know each other. The truth is, we don't. She sent us all an email once and didn't blind copy us all. She vented to all of us about dude holding onto her stuff that. We told her that we went to see her ex、"OMG what did you say to him?" delivery boys. And we gave her her boxes of Nothing. We're not messenger boys. We're delivery boys. And we gave her her boxes of stuff. She went through the first box and said that was most of her stuff. Then she got to my box and asked "W-- is all that s---" So I explained that I took all the batteries out of his remote controls, his deodorant, the light bulb out of his master closet, every pair of dress socks that I could find, the laces out of his running shoes, and all the toilet paper in the house. The guys just looked at me and kind of nodded like they were impressed, She then unexpectedly started CRYING and thanked us. So you have this group of meat heads all standing awkwa.rdly with this weeping traimer. It was quiet for a second when the seal was like "So.... chipoltle?" And we all got burrito bowls. t a eat day. This is literally the most beautiful and thrilling tale, Start to fmish.

60%- I'm about to have a fun afternoon, So my trainer's bf cheated on her. She broke up with him. He's holding her stuff hostage until she agrees to talk with him. Which she refuses. She trains; for free mind you; three college inebackers, a college wrestler, two martial artists, a body builder, and... wait for it.... a Navy seal. We're gonna go get her s--- for her This should make for an interesting story So everyone who commented on this being like the avengers, you are absolutely right. That's what all of us had in our heads as we were rolling over to dude's house, But I'm very proud to say, this ended without vio Arrival: Arrival So the super friends all jumped into one of the linebacker's explorer and headed over to dude's house, Ok the squad: you all knovw me, but the other martial artist is a little wirey hapkido guy, the linebackers are all giants (an estimated combined weight of I'd say 750-800lbs), the wrestler looks like an escaped gorilla, then the navy seal looks like your average guy but something about him is unsettling. Really unsettling. Unfortunately, the body builder had to work. Anyway, we send the Hapkido guy and the wrestler to the door first and dude answers, screams at them, and then slams the door in their face, Then the giant linebackers head over and they ring the door bell again, Lo and behold, he was much more polite, but still denied access. Finally, me and the seal join the fray. I casually make my way towards the front of the group, but the seal decides to CLIMB THE BANISTER. We all just turned and started at him completely shocked when dude answers the door, He looks at this 臀.al s9%·9:24 PM THE BANISTER, We all just turned and started at him completely shocked when dude answers the door, e looks at this weird mismatched group of relatively threateningi perched on his banister like batman. He was like "FINE, Go take what you're looking Retrieval: So we're all walking through the house gathering what we think are her things and putting them into two boxes. Mind you. We tell her we were coming, therefore we had no list of items.The only one really being productive was Hapkido, who was legitimately looking for stuff. The s were just randomly picking up back down. Just showing off how strong n case the wasn't enough, I guess they were letting him know they could break him if they wanted to. The seal was just shadowing dude in his own house. Walking behind him, 7:24 PM wanted to. The seal was just shadowing dude in his own house. Walking behind him, not saying much, just being creepy. Then there's me. Who was causing general mischief.. He said to take what I was looking for, that's what I was looking for Ahaha and the wrestler made a fricken sandwich, Because "you guys look like you have it under control, and I'm a sucker for egg salad." We were in and out in I5 So the autobots rolled out and headed rl's spot. She was conveniently outside when we rolled up, We got out and she was like, how do you all even know each other. The truth is, we don't. She sent us all an email once and didn't blind copy us all. She vented to all of us about dude holding onto her stuff that. We told her that we went to see her ex、"OMG what did you say to him?" delivery boys. And we gave her her boxes of Nothing. We're not messenger boys. We're delivery boys. And we gave her her boxes of stuff. She went through the first box and said that was most of her stuff. Then she got to my box and asked "W-- is all that s---" So I explained that I took all the batteries out of his remote controls, his deodorant, the light bulb out of his master closet, every pair of dress socks that I could find, the laces out of his running shoes, and all the toilet paper in the house. The guys just looked at me and kind of nodded like they were impressed, She then unexpectedly started CRYING and thanked us. So you have this group of meat heads all standing awkwa.rdly with this weeping traimer. It was quiet for a second when the seal was like "So.... chipoltle?" And we all got burrito bowls. t a eat day. This is literally the most beautiful and thrilling tale, Start to fmish.

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Tumblr Staff celebrates pride month

Staff: Happy Pride Month! Staff: We're making the gays "sensitive content" but we won't delete nazi blogs lololololol!!!!

Staff: Happy Pride Month! Staff: We're making the gays "sensitive content" but we won't delete nazi blogs lololololol!!!!

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It specifically has to be Chef Boyardee

saddestblogger listen if you're NOT a sentient can of soup rolling to my house after my mother declined to buy it for me then I'm not interested

saddestblogger listen if you're NOT a sentient can of soup rolling to my house after my mother declined to buy it for me then I'm not interested

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The nutrition facts from a 5lb box of gummy bears

luneself: staying up all night Fun 401% being woken up early the next morning Regret 18% Source: xenoromance

luneself: staying up all night Fun 401% being woken up early the next morning Regret 18% Source: xenoromance

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Be careful what you wish for

niallandchanyeol im glad im so irrelevant on this website no one tries to start drama with me solitarelee 137,525 NOTES niallandchanyeol Deactivated touches the soil something terrible happened here

niallandchanyeol im glad im so irrelevant on this website no one tries to start drama with me solitarelee 137,525 NOTES niallandchanyeol Deactivated touches the soil something terrible happened here

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Why Ghosts Pass Through Walls

Why ghosts pass through walls Route of ghost Floorplan of house 1878 Floorplan of offices 1978 Ghosts continue to follow the routes they used when alive, even if the house has been rebuilt since that time. This is why they seem to climb up stairs that no longer exist or are able to glide through walls. adlersassistant: ghostdrive #hello-i hate what youve done with the place Oh you've redecorated... I don't like it i acknowledge that this house has had a renovation, but given that its a stupid-ass renovation, ive elected to ignore it.

Why ghosts pass through walls Route of ghost Floorplan of house 1878 Floorplan of offices 1978 Ghosts continue to follow the routes they used when alive, even if the house has been rebuilt since that time. This is why they seem to climb up stairs that no longer exist or are able to glide through walls. adlersassistant: ghostdrive #hello-i hate what youve done with the place Oh you've redecorated... I don't like it i acknowledge that this house has had a renovation, but given that its a stupid-ass renovation, ive elected to ignore it.

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Time to unlock your hidden strength.

draumbooty My buddy used to know this guy in higlh school that would watch p--- before every wrestling match he was in. He didn't beat the meat. Didn't even play with it. Sat fully clothed and watched violent ass hardcore for like halíf an hour. He won almost every match Turns out being sexually aroused with no satisfaction makes your testosterone go into overdrive and turns you into a f----- beast for like 15 minutes I do it now everytime I go to the gym. Never had better workouts. Imagine being the guy figuring this out for the first time draumbooty if you dont nut you unlock superpowers kids mrlevelingthinner having a raging erection while wrestling is also a great form of psychological warfare

draumbooty My buddy used to know this guy in higlh school that would watch p--- before every wrestling match he was in. He didn't beat the meat. Didn't even play with it. Sat fully clothed and watched violent ass hardcore for like halíf an hour. He won almost every match Turns out being sexually aroused with no satisfaction makes your testosterone go into overdrive and turns you into a f----- beast for like 15 minutes I do it now everytime I go to the gym. Never had better workouts. Imagine being the guy figuring this out for the first time draumbooty if you dont nut you unlock superpowers kids mrlevelingthinner having a raging erection while wrestling is also a great form of psychological warfare

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Horse movies are rarely seen to the public eye nowadays

它3 asensuality Every horse movie Sarah aynn: "no one understands me I hate you Mom for making us move out here in the middle of no where there's not even cute boys" *runs away and finds mysterious farm* Old man wilkinson: "this right here lil lady is a hourisey if yer can tame t it's yoires if not it's goin back to the horse factory" Sarsjh: *walks up to horse and starts to pet it:s nose* "see girl? You and me aren't so different after all" Old man wonka: "why I don't believe it she done tamed ol' misery I reckon she ought to sign her up for the horuse show and save the farm" *cut scene of Sarah sneaking out the house to ride her horse everyday until her mom finds out* Mom: "young lady you are GROUNDED!!!! You are not allowed to compete in the horse show" Staryah: "no Mom please" *runs away and almost gets hit by car but then the horse pushes the car out the way" Mom: "fucjkfidnb maybe that's a good horse after all"

它3 asensuality Every horse movie Sarah aynn: "no one understands me I hate you Mom for making us move out here in the middle of no where there's not even cute boys" *runs away and finds mysterious farm* Old man wilkinson: "this right here lil lady is a hourisey if yer can tame t it's yoires if not it's goin back to the horse factory" Sarsjh: *walks up to horse and starts to pet it:s nose* "see girl? You and me aren't so different after all" Old man wonka: "why I don't believe it she done tamed ol' misery I reckon she ought to sign her up for the horuse show and save the farm" *cut scene of Sarah sneaking out the house to ride her horse everyday until her mom finds out* Mom: "young lady you are GROUNDED!!!! You are not allowed to compete in the horse show" Staryah: "no Mom please" *runs away and almost gets hit by car but then the horse pushes the car out the way" Mom: "fucjkfidnb maybe that's a good horse after all"

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Generic Long Text Post

heterophobiac Generic Long Text Post from 2012-2014 OP: So why the f--- do barbers have these swirly pole thingys?? PAR 1st comment: They siphon the energy of lost hair. 2nd comment: ALRIGHT MOTHER F------ PULL UP A CHAIR AND TAKE A SEAT AT YOUR DESKS BECAUSE IM ABOUT TO LEARN YOU A THING. 04 SEE THIS M-----------? ITS A MOTHER F------ BOOBLE POOLE FROM MEDIEVAL TIMES *60 lines of text you can find from wikipedia IM PRETTY PASSIONATE ABOUT BOOBLE POOLES OK? 3rd comment: Things are getting heated up in the Booble Pooles fandom! End of post

heterophobiac Generic Long Text Post from 2012-2014 OP: So why the f--- do barbers have these swirly pole thingys?? PAR 1st comment: They siphon the energy of lost hair. 2nd comment: ALRIGHT MOTHER F------ PULL UP A CHAIR AND TAKE A SEAT AT YOUR DESKS BECAUSE IM ABOUT TO LEARN YOU A THING. 04 SEE THIS M-----------? ITS A MOTHER F------ BOOBLE POOLE FROM MEDIEVAL TIMES *60 lines of text you can find from wikipedia IM PRETTY PASSIONATE ABOUT BOOBLE POOLES OK? 3rd comment: Things are getting heated up in the Booble Pooles fandom! End of post

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go back to tumblr

ARE YOU LOSING THE DEBATE? GO BACK TO TUMBLR AND YOU SILENCE THE OPPOSITION WHICH ENDS THE ARGUMENT ALLOWING YOU TO CLAIM VICTORY

ARE YOU LOSING THE DEBATE? GO BACK TO TUMBLR AND YOU SILENCE THE OPPOSITION WHICH ENDS THE ARGUMENT ALLOWING YOU TO CLAIM VICTORY

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Lewd Ice Cream

browningtons home alone, girl out of town, this icecream here wyd? tygah Source: browningtons #reblog #haha f---

browningtons home alone, girl out of town, this icecream here wyd? tygah Source: browningtons #reblog #haha f---

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Good Cover Story

thebibliophibian: sixpenceee The reflection of the light inside a house against the window makes it look like there's a UFO outside good cover story but that's definitely a ufo

thebibliophibian: sixpenceee The reflection of the light inside a house against the window makes it look like there's a UFO outside good cover story but that's definitely a ufo

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This Is Deep

lhis is deep firefoxed why would a candle thats already lit want to be with a match serbianslayer also her being lit is going to eventually melt her and reduce her to nothing match guy is an abusive sadboy who thinks he's the victim when candlegirl just wants someone who will keep her alive greatwhiteprivilege im here for this analysis

lhis is deep firefoxed why would a candle thats already lit want to be with a match serbianslayer also her being lit is going to eventually melt her and reduce her to nothing match guy is an abusive sadboy who thinks he's the victim when candlegirl just wants someone who will keep her alive greatwhiteprivilege im here for this analysis

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(Not) Coming Soon To A Theater Near You

katana-wielding-bookworm I want Terry Crews and Vin Diesel to do a buddy cop movie where they are both secret nerds but they don't want the other to know. Like Vin Diesel plays D & D on weekends and Terry likes to create epic crossover fan art. Somehow they have to work undercover at Comic Con and for what ever reason I need Daniel Radcliffe to be the villain. rizaoftheowls I'd like to add: not a character played by Dan Radcliffe. Dan Radcliffe, appearing as himself. dragontatoes no, no wait... I want Elijah Wood to play Daniel Radcliffe. gaycloak Elijah Wood plays Daniel Radcliffe and his evil sidekick is Elijah Wood played by Daniel Radcliffe

katana-wielding-bookworm I want Terry Crews and Vin Diesel to do a buddy cop movie where they are both secret nerds but they don't want the other to know. Like Vin Diesel plays D & D on weekends and Terry likes to create epic crossover fan art. Somehow they have to work undercover at Comic Con and for what ever reason I need Daniel Radcliffe to be the villain. rizaoftheowls I'd like to add: not a character played by Dan Radcliffe. Dan Radcliffe, appearing as himself. dragontatoes no, no wait... I want Elijah Wood to play Daniel Radcliffe. gaycloak Elijah Wood plays Daniel Radcliffe and his evil sidekick is Elijah Wood played by Daniel Radcliffe

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