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Source housecatinca Mach 12th 2014,346 17 am-13 hours ago HOW ABOUT 3. Gentl 76 soft mallets IJUST DON'T PLAY elsaieni Fun Story My director kept telling me and my tenor sax buddy to play softer. No matter what enough for him So getting frustrated, I told my buddy "Dont play his tme Just fake i Our Band Director then sounded perfect To my readers p means qiet, pp means realy quiet. I've never seen pppp before haha On the contrast, T means loud·rd ㅠ probably means so loud you go I had ftt in a piece once and my conductor told me to play as loudly as physicaly possible wthout faling off my char Me and my trombone buddes had r and he sat next to me and played so hard that he lel out of his The lengths we go for music Okay yeah so I play the bass clarinet and the amount of air you have to move and the stitmess of the reed means t only has two settings and that is loud and louder, with an optional LOUDEST that includes a 50% probabilty of HORRIBLE CROAKING NOISE which is the bass equivalent of the ubiqutous clarinet shniek One day, when I was in concert band in high school, we got a new piece handed out for the first time, and there was a strange litle commotion back in the buba section whispering and pointing at something in the music, and swatting at each other's hands a shhh dont ca attention to And although they did atract the attention off basically everyone else in the band, they managed to avoid being noticed by the band director, wh gave us a few minutes to look over our parts and then said, "All night, let's nun through tup to sectionA And here we are, cheerfully playing along sounding reasonably competent-bu everyone, when they have the attention to spare, is keeping an eye on the tuba players They dont come in for the first eight measures or so and then when they do come in, what we see is [stfed gggingl treeeeeeally deep brea COLOSSAL FOGHORN NOISE The entire band stops dead, in the cacophonous kind of way that a band stops when it hasnt actualy been cued to stop The band director doesnt even say anything just looks straight back at the bubas and makes a helpless sort of why gesture In unison, the tuba players defend themseves. THERE WERE FOUR FS FFFF is not realy a rational dynamic marking for any instrument, but for the love of al mat 恣holywhy would you put it", a tuba part This is the best band post Everyone else go home Oh man, so I play trombone, and we got this piece caled Florentiner Marsch by Juius Fucik, and we savw his which is 8 fortes. We were shocked until that is 24 fortes who the f--- does that Who does that? This guy. Take a good look- that is the moustache of a man with nothing to lose Julius IdontgivaFuck More like Julus Fuckt WHAT IS THIS IV CHINA USTENING TO YOUR CONCERT BECAUSEGUESS WHAT THAT IS SEEN THE LAST TWO WHAT YOURE GOING TO GET F--- WAS THAT T WAS THE TROMBONISTS THEYRE COMING THERE IS NO ESCAPE Pyrozod's tags for this were too hlanious not to share 332,274 notes You noed to check out FUNSubstance.com

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Misk Wisk

Misk Wisk

Oct 21, 2017 at 05:03AM EDT

I've seen most of this post before but even if it didn't have that extra bit on the end I'd still upvote this glorious thing.

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digital_m3m3

digital_m3m3

Oct 28, 2017 at 02:43AM EDT in reply to A soup can

Fuck you b_viacom for blocking this video from being watched in the U.S.!

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